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02x03 - Episode 3

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Almost Happy". Aired: 1 May 2020 – 13 April 2022.*
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The plot revolves around the radio host Sebestián Wainraich and his personal and professional life.

02x03 - Episode 3

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To the left.

To the left!

Goal!

Goal!

Goal!

- Come, girls.
- Well done!

Come, this way.

Need help?

Yes, thanks.

Thank you very much.

Cecilia.

- Yes.
- I can't believe it.

What are you doing here?

A NETFLIX SERIES

ATLANTA SPORTS CLUB

CLINIC

ON AIR

ACTING TO LIVE

- I haven't seen you here in ages.
- No.

My kids were abroad. They
just came back from Barcelona.

Francisca wanted to
come. So here we are.

I'm separated.

I wasn't going to tell you,
but why play hard to get?

Yes, I'm separated.

My husband cheated
on me with everyone.

It hit me hard.

Really hard.

But I got over it.

I realized it wasn't personal,
that he wasn't doing it to me.

He was doing it with
all those girls.

I went to therapy, but not
your kind, traditional therapy,

the kind that
blames our parents.

Alternative therapy,
constellations.

Super interesting.

- And how are you?
- Fine.

I work on the radio.
I perform at events.

I'm still separated.
My ex is pregnant.

- Not by me.
- Yeah, I knew you were separated.

I heard it on the radio. All
you do is talk about yourself.

Then more about yourself.

Constellations would do you
good. You listen to other people.

You look at them,
empathize with them.

Come on! What are you doing?

Come on!

That's it!

Goal!

Well done, goal!

Well done!

- What a goal!
- Yeah.

- Goal.
- Goal.

Mom, when you were little,
did you play soccer?

No, love, girls
didn't play back then.

- Right.
- Was my mom a good student?

A really good student,
the smartest in the class.

- And was my dad a good student?
- He was average.

- I was good.
- You were average.

Quiet. He went unnoticed.

Shy, but a good student.

- What did you major in?
- What?

My mom studied medicine to be a
doctor. Did you study to work in radio?

I studied different majors. Didn't
finish any for different reasons.

- You didn't finish any?
- No.

But I was close.

So, anyone can go
and work in radio?

Don't be demeaning and say,
"Anyone can work in radio?"

But you didn't do
anything to work in radio.

Right. It's not like that.

I can't believe someone
that works in radio

earns more than a doctor.

- You earn more than my mom.
- Well…

Do you, Dad?

- I don't know how much she earns.
- Not much.

- Not much?
- Yeah.

In general, celebrities
earn a lot, don't they?

The world is disgusting.

- It's not his fault.
- It's embarrassing.

You earn more? She saves lives.

As Cecilia said,
it's not my fault.

Besides, your dad's
job is important.

It's a job that
brings people joy.

Well, you bring people life.

Round the clock. Patients call
in the middle of the night.

- You pick up without complaining.
- Yes.

You show up late to
your two-hour show, Dad.

I'm hardly ever late.
I've been late sometimes.

- No, you're always late.
- Okay, fine.

It's not my decision to
earn more than a doctor.

No, but the cash they give
you could go to a doctor.

Okay, fine. The subject
is pretty complex.

It's all about the market.

The market…

You told me about
the market once.

You told me bad things about the market.
Now you use it to justify yourself?

- At 9:00 at my place?
- Great.

- Okay.
- Great.

- No pressure.
- Zero pressure.

- Yeah, something casual.
- Really casual.

Great.

Come on, soccer
star, goal scorer,

MVP, most valuable player.

This is pathetic, Dad.

I promise I'll fix the doors, and
we'll climb in from the front.

Not that.

Think I'm stupid,
that I didn't see you?

You spoke with Luna's mom
all through the match.

First, I'm truly worried
that, while you're playing,

you watch what I'm doing.

Second, that's not true,
I didn't speak to anyone.

I cheered you on.

Third, had I done it,
that's my business.

It's my business too. My friend,
my space. Don't invade it.

I thought we'd be happy we won. I feel
like I'm part of the team. We won.

You seducing my friend's
mom ruined my day.

My friend's mom! You could
pick any other woman.

You don't get to choose
the woman I'm with.

You admit what I'm
saying is true?

No. I'm telling you daughters
don't pick their dad's partner.

And fathers, sometime in the future,
don't pick their daughter's partner.

- Are you going to date Cecilia?
- No.

Don't lie to me.

No.

I won't tell Mom.

Francisca, I'm not going
to date Luna's mom.

Dad, don't make me
look like a fool.

Luna will know her mom's
dating my dad and I won't.

Okay, yeah, I'm
gonna date Cecilia.

- I can't believe it.
- What?

Your betrayal!

- I'm telling Mom.
- You said you wouldn't.

You want me to lie to Mom?

Sofía, see you next week.

Okay, bye, Pilar.

You are missed back here.

- See you next week.
- Have a good day.

What does "you are missed" mean?

That they miss me.

Though I don't really get it.

"You are missed."

Do you miss Barcelona?

A little.

I like being here
in Buenos Aires.

Do you miss Rocha?

What does that mean?

Just asking. I want to know.

Why?

Because I miss him.

Hi.

Hello.

- Did she lose?
- She won. She scored a goal.

But she always has a
reason to feel bad.

- I'll go.
- All right.

How are you, Facu?

Feeling weird.

Why?

Just because. Haven't
you ever felt weird?

Okay, we're eating.

Want to stay?

Yes, I wanna tell you something.

Facu, scooch.

Empanadas.

Okay, I'll tell you.

There's a company
with a product,

and they want me to do
an ad for that product.

What's the product for?

It helps men make…
love properly.

- It isn't for women?
- Not this one, but there may be others.

- Why did they choose you?
- Just because.

- Because you're lousy at lovemaking?
- No.

Because they think I'm
the right man to do it.

- Are you getting paid?
- Yes.

A lot?

- I'm getting paid.
- More than a doctor?

- Probably.
- So unfair.

What's unfair? It's a
job. He has to get paid.

Are they going to
show you having sex?

Naked?

- I'll die.
- No, relax.

I'll be dressed.

Still don't like it.

- Neither do I.
- What don't you like?

Watching my dad do
anything to earn some cash.

Come on, Facundo.

Facundo! Move.

I shouldn't do it.

I'm not convinced. They
don't want me to do it.

It's work. They can't interfere
in your professional decisions.

I'll feel guilty if they're bullied
'cause their dad's a premature ejaculator.

What's a premature ejaculator?

When a man has sex too quickly.

- How do you know that?
- Rocha.

When did you talk about that?

We lived with him for
almost six months.

- I don't remember.
- I'm your dad.

- We lived with him.
- Not by my choice.

By my choice.

He's not a stranger.
He's Mom's ex.

If you date Cecilia, you wouldn't
want us to treat her like a stranger.

Who's Cecilia?

Luna's mom. They're
going out tonight.

He didn't want me to tell you.

- He doesn't have to tell me.
- Let's settle this.

- First, I have the right to do the ad.
- We have the right to not like it.

Second, what else did
Rocha explain to you?

They lived with Rocha for
almost six months. He told you.

That's clear to me. I just
wanna know what else he said.

I don't know. I can't
remember. Stop it.

- Nothing about Cecilia?
- Yes.

- We're going out tonight.
- Where are you going?

It's your dad's business.

Are you taking the product
to make love properly?

- So you don't want them?
- No.

I don't want the kids
eating empanadas again.

- Okay.
- Heat them up before you eat them.

I eat them cold.

- You'll get sick.
- I always ate them cold.

I've had them for breakfast, some
of the happiest mornings of my life.

You know why? You were young
back then, not anymore.

If I die, let it be through eating
cold empanadas. Happy as a clam.

Just tell me you'll
heat them up.

Fine, I'll heat them
up for three hours.

What is it?

They're kicking.

- But are you okay?
- Yes.

Okay.

They're really
kicking. Look, feel.

- Feel?
- Yes.

- I'll do it.
- Yeah, go on.

Okay.

They're kicking away.

Liar. They're not kicking now.

Well…

I can't wait to put
them in the microwave.

- Use the oven. It's healthier.
- I can't get it right.

Good luck with Cecilia.

Are you jealous?

Yes.

I'm lucky.

Last week, the religious
girl. Today, Cecilia Ferrari.

I swear, and I don't swear
because Jews don't swear,

which is awful 'cause
I'd love to swear,

I find it amusing.

Pilar wanted to kiss
me today. I felt it.

- You never swear?
- We never swear.

See what's happening?

On a winning streak with
women when Pilar turns up.

Did I give you the
script for the ad?

Don't give it to me.
I'm not doing it.

We said we would. Are you nuts?

- I'll tell Eva I won't do it.
- Why not?

Two minutes till we're
on air, last call.

- I'll put music on.
- Relax, have an empanada.

- Not all of them. I'm taking them.
- Shouldn't have to ask you to work.

How many do you want?

Well,

at least 55% of these empanadas.

How many are 55%?

Can't you do percentages?

No.

If you can't, I don't know if I
want you to keep working for me.

Take them all.

Today I heard about
constellations therapy.

I've never done constellations.
What I've done is psychoanalysis.

I really miss going to therapy.

Since my therapist died, I
haven't found another one.

I miss therapy much more than
my own dead psychologist.

It makes me feel guilty.

When I do go back, I'll
have to discuss that.

I will go back to therapy, and I
enjoy doing therapy in therapy.

Not like those who say,

"Tennis is my therapy,
makes me forget everything."

No, therapy is not
about forgetting.

Therapy is about remembering.

Felipe, I love what you're
doing. Really great.

Sounds great, well mixed, kudos.

- It's my job. See you tomorrow.
- See you.

Eva, there's something
I need to tell you.

Nothing urgent or
important, right?

Well, I need to tell
you something too.

The radio station is taking part in
the international contest in New York.

Really?

It'll be the first time an Argentine
radio station is competing.

Frankly, I don't want
to speak ill of anyone,

but this didn't happen
with our previous director.

The boost you gave this radio
station is entirely your doing.

- No, it isn't.
- Yes, it's all on you.

No, we all chip in.

Sebastián, would you like to go to
New York to represent the station?

- Of course.
- No, wait. What does the trip entail?

You go to New York.

The night of the event,
you do a performance

at the theater where
the competition is held.

And, of course, you
promote our radio station.

It's totally your
thing. Piece of cake.

- Is it in English or Spanish?
- It's an international event.

Okay, think about it.

If you say yes, I'll add you to
the list of possible candidates.

You can add him to the list.

- What did you want to talk about?
- The ad.

It's soon! I gave
Brush the script.

- Shade.
- You'll do great.

You'll love it. You'll see.

Okay. All good news, right?

- The empanadas.
- Take them out.

"Take them out," I don't like that.
I would've liked it if you meant it.

- Nice show today.
- I didn't like it.

- You never like them.
- Sometimes I do.

- When?
- One time you didn't come.

They told me.

- You ate them all.
- No, the guys did.

- Were they in the fridge?
- Yeah.

- Wait, let's talk.
- Okay.

Don't rush, slow down.

The ad, the trip, and
you wanna bail out?

Can you picture me in a
packed theater in New York

doing a performance?

Can't picture you doing radio or
monologues and you still do them.

Besides, it's a "performance."

How bad can it go?

- How's it pronounced?
- Don't know.

Know what would do you good?
Biking. You'd be less neurotic.

Don't call me neurotic.

It'd help you lose weight too.
So that you look good in the ad.

Good luck with tonight's date!

Hope you like empanadas. They're
warm, just out of the oven.

I love them. Did you make them?

- Sort of.
- What do you mean, "sort of"?

Long story. Want
something to drink?

Yeah, I love a good
wine with empanadas.

Yikes, I don't have a corkscrew.

A knife.

Do you have a knife?

Yeah.

- I'll find it.
- Okay.

- It should be here.
- Yeah.

- Are you crazy?
- You found it! We're in luck.

The work of the devil, okay.

I'll go to the toilet. Open it.

Let's forget about the stereotype
of the man opening the bottle.

- Great.
- Great.

There are seven of us in
my constellations group,

but it can be done
with two. So, now…

I'll go out. When I come back
in, you'll be my ex-husband.

- I'll be me.
- Okay.

How exciting!

Hi, honey.

- Hello, dear.
- How cold.

Are you scared?

- Why would I be scared?
- Because I checked your phone.

I know I shouldn't
pry. I know it.

But we'll discuss that later.

You know you're stupid?

You left your phone
on my nightstand.

I saw messages from every
woman you've f*cked.

- It's a misunderstanding.
- Moron!

Did you at least
take precautions?

- Did you?
- Yes, I took precautions.

I did.

I want you out of my house.

- Wait...
- I want you to leave.

Get out!

- Well...
- I said out!

- We should talk.
- I don't want to talk!

- There's nothing I want to talk about!
- Fine, I'll go.

Shouldn't...

I spoke with every woman
you've f*cked, Ezequiel!

- Well...
- Every single one!

Now speak with me.

I want you out of here.
Our marriage is over.

This family is over!

Everything's over.
I want you out!

I said get out!

I feel so good now.

Thanks.

Now you.

I don't understand why you went to
Barcelona, pregnant by another guy,

took my kids, our kids,

and then come back and
want me to be okay with it.

- I don't get it.
- What is this?

Are you complaining?

You point fingers
instead of asking me?

I have thousands of questions.
Why come back out of the blue?

Why do you tell me you're horny?

Why can't I date? What do
you want from me, Pilar?

You should ask yourself
what you want from me.

You always shake it off,

blame it on others.

What I want from you wouldn't matter
if you knew what you want from me.

What I want from
you is clear to me.

You shouldn't be
asking when I'm asking.

Don't answer with a question.
I know what I want from you.

- You do?
- Yes, I know.

I can't tell. What
do you want from me?

- I know.
- You do? What?

This.

I'm pregnant.

I am pregnant.

Do you know what I want?

I want us to be the
lovebirds we once were…

When we were 15.

- I don't get it.
- We're alone now.

No one's watching.

The same.

Exactly the same
as what you wanted

when we were teenagers.

- To have hair again.
- Come.

This is my moment.

My wife here.

We could go to the movies,

to the theater.

Go for an ice cream.

To Pumper Nic.

To the arcade.

Wonderful.

Do you still like this fatty?

I like you. Skinny
or fat, I like you.

- Liar.
- It's true.

- f*ck the fatty.
- I'll f*ck the fatty.

Careful.

My ribs, careful.

What ribs, stupid? Come here.

- Yes.
- Come.

- f*ck the fatty, son of a b*tch.
- Don't insult me. It scares me.

I like being insulted.
Go on, insult me, do it.

- sl*t.
- Call me fatty.

Fat sl*t!

Call me fatty!

Fatty!

You're terrible at
channel surfing.

Don't go so fast.

No, I'm good at it. It's just
that two people never agree.

It's impossible for two people
to agree on how to channel surf.

That's a great joke.

No, it's not a joke.
It's the truth.

Pili?

It's me, Dad.

What is it, Fran?

Can you come? Mom
doesn't feel well.

What's wrong? Don't scare me.

Don't know, she says she's
tired. I think she puked.

She puked or you
think she puked?

I don't know. She went to bed
without having dinner. Please.

I'll be right there.