02x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

Quick, wasn't it?

Very quick.

I'm sorry.

Don't say you're sorry.
Do something about it.

Cut.

- Good.
- Very good.

That was better.

- Paola, excellent.
- Well done.

Sebas, give me truth.

Forget about your lines. I don't
want you repeating like a parrot.

- Feel it.
- Okay.

Live it.

It must've happened to
you sometime, right?

Yeah, I don't know.

Has it or not?

- Yes.
- Then do it from that place.

From a place of frustration
where a guy can't f*ck properly.

- Okay.
- Get it?

- Yes.
- One more time, Director!

- Ready.
- Okay, rolling.

A NETFLIX SERIES

ATLANTA SPORTS CLUB

CLINIC

ON AIR

What are you doing?

You're stealing the food.

No, I'm putting away…

I like them.

- Hey, I have something to tell you.
- Excuse me.

- Hi, what's up?
- Hi.

You're nice.

I like her.

- You don't even know her.
- Obviously.

- I have some news.
- What?

- My brother's getting married.
- Married?

- Yes, in Uruguay.
- In Uruguay?

Yes, I'm going…

Yeah, I'm going. I'll
be absent one day.

So we're recording a show.

I'll replace you.

No, we're recording a show.

Congratulations, you're
gonna be an uncle.

I'm not. He's getting married.
He's not gonna be a dad.

It's just a saying.

Okay, listen. My
brother is a nutcase.

I had a hot chat with
Eva the other night.

I mean hot, spicy, flaming.

- So weird.
- I got distracted. My brother came in.

He ended the chat for me.

Did he finish?

Don't ask me that.

Yes, he finished.

- What about her?
- How would I know?

But he got her number.
He found it out

and offered to do a jingle
for this commercial.

- What a genius.
- An evil genius.

I don't want a jingle.

I can't sing or dance.
I don't want a jingle.

- Not even one step?
- No.

I have one move, but no.

Let's see.

- Not that one.
- No.

So?

No, it's worn out.

Too cliché.

With Happy Happy,
last till the end.

- Cut!
- Excellent!

Super awesome.

Well done, good.

Are you okay?

- Are you hurt?
- Yes, a bit. It hurts.

Your shoulder?

- Okay.
- Very well.

Well, thanks.

I'm tired.

You and I are
having drinks later.

Bring water to the cast.

Quickly, one more take, please.

No bubbles, please. How many
times do I have to tell you?

The technique is great.

Yeah, now I need to know what
happens to you when you say…

Okay.

All right, see you
next time, Fermín.

Hi.

Good afternoon.

- Hi, what's up?
- Hi.

How are you doing?
Sebastián, hi.

Hello, how are you?

Hi.

- Why greet everyone?
- I'm polite.

They can k*ll you on
social media. How are you?

Nervous.

I'm nervous too.

- I did the commercial.
- How did it go?

I don't know.

- Weren't you going home with the kids?
- My brother's there.

Your brother?

Point number one,

every school indoctrinates.

Every school.

Public schools, private schools,

state-run schools,

religious schools.

Especially religious schools.

Religious schools teach you
unproven history. It's crazy.

Everything okay, Doctor?

It's a miracle.

So many years
practicing medicine

and seeing life still moves me.

Are the babies okay?

- They're doing great.
- Really?

They're very well, looking
forward to coming out

and meeting their parents.

Clean yourself.

Point number…

Where were we? Three.

Childhood friends.

During childhood, there
are no true friends.

They forced me to have
those friends, pushed me,

imposed them on me.
They were given to me.

So when it comes to
my childhood friends,

screw them!

My neighborhood
friends, screw them!

When it comes to the bro code…

- Screw it.
- There you go!

Dr. Solabarrieta,

it may be irrelevant, but I
must say I'm not the father

of these twins.

I am the father of the
twins Pilar already has.

That doesn't matter right now.

That's why I said, "It
may be irrelevant."

Well, I find it moving.

A man accompanying his ex-wife
in the adventure of giving life.

Wow.

Maybe that's what
true love is, huh?

Okay, what do I need
to do? What comes next?

Now you have to live.

Live life, enjoy
this unique moment.

So wonderful, huh?

This adventure of giving life.

The babies really want to come
out, and I'll walk you through it

with all these years of experience,
practice, and love for my profession.

My friend Juan,
my dearest friend.

Wants to ask how I'm doing.
The simple things of life.

- Take it.
- He shouldn't take it.

- He's with us.
- It's his lifelong friend.

Juancito, dear,
how are you, pal?

Point number nine,

love.

Those who tell you
love is a pure feeling,

a noble feeling, that
it's good for the world,

they're psychopaths.

Love is an obsession.

I feel loving. I see myself
in the mirror loving.

I like myself loving,
but when I stop loving…

I'm screwed!

You're screwed!

No, you're screwing with me.

I was expecting
to play, you know?

It's a slap in the face,
a true slap in the face.

This is a huge betrayal...

Those mother f*ck...

Listen, they're a bunch
of m*therf*ckers, man.

We missed practice twice.

They can stick the court
up their a*s, Juan.

They can go to hell, okay?

Do you know how many tennis courts
there are in Buenos Aires, Juan?

They can go f*ck
themselves, Juan.

Point number 10,

life is a problem
without a solution

because we're gonna die.

You're gonna die.

And you're gonna die,
and I'm also gonna die.

We're all gonna die.

So,

to make this anguish bearable,

to forget about it,
what do people do?

- Screw them?
- No.

They have children.

Which directly takes
us to point number 11.

That shitty court survived
all those years thanks to us.

Ten years we fed
those starving pricks.

Damn b*stards.

Now they cut us off?
They can't do that.

m*therf*ckers, damn thieves.

Doctor, I know some
courts. I can find out.

- Don't know if for today, but...
- No.

I like playing on that court.
I can't play anywhere else.

Point number 11,

children.

Children are a huge
pain in the a*s.

They steal time from us.

And us humans, when we
live, all we have is time.

And you come and
steal it from us.

You keep reminding us

how fleeting life and
life's things are.

Don't worry.

To the back.

- Move to the front.
- No, I wanna tell you something. Come.

- Take Facu tonight...
- I wanna tell you something.

I don't want to
take Facu tonight.

You should spend time with him,

don't you think?

This is not a good time. I've gotta work.
I won't be with him. He'll be bored.

How do you know? You
never take him anywhere.

I don't like you saying
I'm never with him.

Don't get mad. Don't push
it. I told you I like it.

How did you feel the other day?

- What other day?
- The other day.

What other day?

The other day, when we kissed.

Don't laugh.

You say, "When we kissed,"
then look the other way.

Well, when we kissed.

Fine, I don't know. Do you
have something to say about it?

I have nothing to say, just
want to know where we stand.

Frankly, I don't know.

I'm pregnant, the obstetrician
we just saw was nuts,

and you want to
know what we are?

Are we sweethearts?

Friends?

Sharing?

Or exes?

Who are so alone

they get together.

You're right.

Take it out.

- Do it.
- You're making me horny.

Sounds like a taser.

Take it out.

You're so immature.

Being an uncle is exhausting.

I don't want to
imagine being a father.

This is the second time
you've seen the kids.

- Third.
- Second.

- Fourth.
- Second.

- Gastón.
- Yes, that's my name.

You told the kids
children are annoying?

I didn't say they, in particular,
are a pain in the a*s,

but, yes, children in
general are annoying.

Think telling two
kids that is okay?

There's only two. If there were
five, I'd tell the five of them.

Don't laugh.

Look, I told them and already
they're a problem. They're annoying.

I'll talk to them.

- Want to take some bread?
- Yes.

No, I'll give you some later.

Though it made them think.

- They're better behaved than ever.
- Really?

How did it go with
the obstetrician?

- Let's say it went well.
- What did he say?

Do you care?

You're right.

- You're okay?
- Yes.

He said brothers-in-law
are annoying.

- For me?
- Yes.

- Really?
- Of course.

The first time.

I ever washed a dish, I was 25.

Just like your brother.

It's our upbringing.

Yeah, don't remind me.

No, your kids are different.

I find them courteous.

I find them smart.

We have to take the blame off
them and let them live in peace.

You'd be a good father.

No, no.

There's no sense in having
kids. I can't see the point, no.

- Why are you getting married?
- What's that got to do with it?

Your ideology clashes
with marriage.

- I spoke with the kids.
- And?

They love you.

They're a bit disconnected.
They're somewhere else.

I'll go. I'll talk to them.

- She goes, then I go.
- Okay.

Washing the dishes is hard.

- Listen.
- What?

Don't cause trouble in my
family. I wanna rebuild it.

Again?

It's the first time
I wanna rebuild it.

But you've already failed here.
My goodness, look elsewhere.

But I'm close now.

Close to what?

Seba, listen to me. No, listen.

Your children ignore you. Pilar is
pregnant with another man's baby.

What is this nonsense?

- Something happened.
- What happened?

What?

What are you looking at?

We kissed.

- The two of us?
- No, stupid.

- Who?
- Pilar and I.

- What?
- Pilar and I kissed.

- You kissed Pilar?
- Yes.

We saw everything
through the window.

I can't hide it anymore.

And they didn't tell us.

- You know what, Mom?
- What?

The day before, he
kissed Luna's mom.

He's playing you both.

It's good of you to say it.

When I was a kid, I saw my parents
having sex and didn't tell.

Dad, too, as an adult.

- How do you know?
- Really?

How do you know?

I heard Mom saying it.

- Who did you tell?
- Does it matter?

You tell everything on the
radio and others can't?

- Is it true you saw them?
- Yes.

- Were you traumatized?
- I don't know, cut it out.

It may be why you have lousy sex
and they chose you for the ad.

You didn't tell me.
How did the ad go?

What? You did it
and didn't tell us?

Do we even exist to you, Dad?

Enough with the nagging. Stop.

You are the most
important thing to me.

Yes, Fran, please. Stop making
a tragedy out of everything.

He kisses you and another woman.
Do you think that's right?

I'll talk about
it with your dad.

Yes, but you're our parents.

Making out. Are you
getting back together?

We didn't make out.

We did make out.
Of course we did.

We did make out, but…

We don't know if we're getting back
together. I was talking to Dad,

and… he kissed me.

- Was it consensual, Mom?
- Of course, love.

Are you gonna date?
We want to know.

Bad timing. Mom's pregnant.

We just came from the obstetrician.
It's weird. Let's not ask this now.

Fran.

Facu.

I don't want to go.

Go on. You'll see your dad
telling jokes on stage.

So?

- You'll love it.
- What about Fran?

In her room, probably
until tomorrow.

- I'll ask her to join us.
- No, leave it.

Okay. Let's go, Gato.

- What?
- Let's go.

No, I'm staying. You go.

- You're staying?
- I'm staying.

- No, Pilar's tired. She wants to sleep.
- It's fine with me. He can stay.

Facu, laugh at your dad's jokes even
if you don't like them. Do as I say.

The section "Our Social
Network" has exploded.

The contest is to get me,

the Urban Lion, to comment
on your picture on Instagram.

The executive radio producer
is like a show runner,

a role they use a lot abroad.

Kind of the captain
of the ship, you know?

Hi. Good evening.

- The star's here.
- What are you doing?

Sebas tagged along
too. How are you, Facu?

Eat something.

Why so many people?

Picket, a friend.

A friend with benefits, huh?

- How are you?
- Fine, and you?

I'm Rosario.

Felipe's a genius.

He fixed my knots.

Do it to me, Felipe.

- No.
- Sebastián.

So many people.

Shall we, guys? Help
me with the stuff.

Come, Facu. Come with me.

Eat something. Eat this.

Don't stuff him with food.

Well, he needs nourishment.

Don't take long.
We've got to work.

Okay, Sebastián.

I wanted you to know, the New York
trip will be decided by the people.

- What people?
- Our listeners, the public.

Because the radio management
can't make up its mind.

At first, I thought León
would be the best choice.

But now I don't know.

Sure, but I don't understand
how the people will choose.

With what method?

Through social media.

- Right, the problem is…
- What's the problem? Tell me.

The problem is everyone will vote,
people who don't even listen to us.

Nowadays, people
go online and vote

in polls, in elections… In
fact, I do it all the time.

I vote for things I
have no clue about.

We all want to have an opinion.

León is too new.
People love you.

I was going to say León should go.
He's younger. He has more impact.

It's bad timing.

Don't know if I'm ready to
perform there. My English stinks.

I feel weird. My ex-wife
is about to give birth.

I have two kids to look after.

- So many problems.
- Yes.

Have a whiskey.

No, thanks. I don't drink
before a performance.

Just one sip.

No, I once drank before a show,

got dizzy, forgot the
lines, and puked on a guy.

Then have a Happy Happy.

See you on stage.

- Okay.
- All in.

Make me laugh, baby.

Sure.

"Stick the tennis
court up your a*s!"

He said it screaming.

But the weird thing is,
two minutes earlier,

he was crying about life and
emotional about the twins.

A nutcase.

A bipolar obstetrician!
I love it!

- It's worthy of a song.
- Absolutely.

I love my bipolar obstetrician.

I don't know if
it's right or wrong.

He cries and laughs without end.

He cries and laughs without end.

- Quick, wasn't it?
- Very quick.

I'm sorry.

Don't say you're sorry.

Do something about it.

Happy Happy reduces
pre-sexual stress

and extends coitus duration
up to three times longer.

Life is short Don't
have a bad time.

Take your time to enjoy.

Don't run, don't fly
Where are you going?

Take Happy Happy.

And last till the end.

Take Happy Happy and
last till the end.

Good evening.

As CEO of Radio Urbana,

I want to thank Happy Happy

for relying on us to
launch this product,

for de-dramatizing a
subject that is taboo.

Sexuality should be
happily experienced.

Happy Happy understood this. Our
performer also understood it.

I give to you.

Sebastián.

Thanks, Eva, thank you very much for
the introduction, for your words.

Thank you all for coming.
I'm very happy to be here.

And I'm so glad to be
Happy Happy's face.

If you asked me two months ago,
"Would you like to be the face

of premature ejaculation pills?"

I'd probably say no.

I wonder what campaign
I'll be hired for next.

What could it be? Adult
diapers? Dentures?

- The face of a cemetery maybe.
- Whiskey.

What would the face
of a cemetery be?

Sexuality was also
an issue for men

because we were always more worried
about lasting than about enjoying.

So we've done ridiculous things,

such as what all men do,
think about something else

to last a little longer.

I've thought about
entire soccer teams,

rock band members,
recitals I've gone to.

And I had a monothematic phase

when I thought about
Argentine crises.

About economic, social,
political crises,

so I often ended up crying.

I'll send you music from Uruguay,
add your divine voice to it,

and we'll launch ourselves to the
world with our own small business.

I'm fine with the jingles, sounds
great, but I have lyrics for some songs.

We could do some classics.

I love it. Listen,
let's do a duet.

Let's do two duets.

And Happy Happy for
everyone. Thanks.

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Son of a b*tch, you
really made me laugh.

Really?

I swear, I love someone
who makes me laugh.

- You're such a filthy, sick man.
- You liked it.

The first time I saw you, I thought,
"He's the least sexy man in the world."

But you made me laugh tonight.

Son of a b*tch, you're
a m*therf*cking b*stard.

This is for you.

- What is it?
- An advance for the ad, 300 dollars.

Dollars?

The contract was in pesos.

Take the dollars.

Paying you makes me horny.

I pay you here. I pay you at the
radio station. It turns me on.

Take me wherever.
I've already paid you.

Wherever?

- Yes.
- Tonight?

Okay.

No, wait. I brought my son.

Shame can take him.

- Shade.
- Yes, he can take him.

No, my son was in Barcelona.

We've been apart,
disconnected. Now he's here.

I want to strengthen the
bond, mend the fabric...

Eva.

I fell asleep on my feet with your liberal
psychoanalyzed Buenos Aires Jew stories.

I'll wait for you at the front.

Fifteen minutes.

Okay.

We'll leave together.

All right.

My turn.

All I have is twins,
it's an obsession.

An obsession

I never give birth to one All I
know is how to give birth to two…

What a nuisance!

This seems to be my path.

I don't know if it's
something noble.

But it can't be simple.

Because I always make it double.

All I have is twins,
it's an obsession.

An obsession

I never give birth to one All I
know is how to give birth to two…

Double trouble!

This doesn't seem to be my path.

I don't know if it's my destiny.

Or not…

How did it go?

Fine.

Didn't understand
much, but I laughed.

- So you liked it?
- Yes.

Well, I'm glad you laughed.

I'd like to do this when
I grow up. Do you mind?

No, I'd love it.

It would make me proud.

Facundo on stage.

I'd love watching you there,
doing monologues, telling jokes.

Do you want us to be the
same 'cause I'm circumcised?

Jeez!

Where did that come from?

I was in a locker
room in Barcelona,

and I realized the difference
with the other boys.

And Rocha told me
I'm circumcised.

Yes, it's a Jewish tradition.

I don't agree with the
logic, but whatever.

What's logic?

The mind. My mind doesn't
agree, but my heart does.

What else did Rocha tell you?

That he doesn't agree.

Rocha shouldn't tell you that.

It's a father-son thing.

Some doctors say it's
better having it like this.

It's more hygienic, healthier.

I insist, it's
between you and me.

In this, we are the same.

What's the use of us
being the same in this?

It's useful. It's tradition.

Do you also want me to be bald?

Know what the family is missing?

- What?
- A good Jaime.

- A good Jaime.
- We had a Jaime, but…

He wasn't a good Jaime.

Not the Jaime we needed.

- He was more…
- A Jaimito.

Of course, a Jaimito.
We need a jokester.

- A guy to tell jokes.
- Right, that's what we're missing.

They're asleep. He
said he had a blast.

- He loved it.
- Yes.

It was great. He laughed.

In the car, he told me
he wants to do this too.

I don't know what this
is, but anyway, who knows?

And you?

- Great.
- Great.

Lots of chemistry.

What did you do? What happened?

Well,

we almost have a record.

Almost.

A couple of songs
more and it's an LP.

All right, I'm glad.

- Okay, let's go.
- Let's go.

- Why don't you go?
- Where?

To spend the night together.

I'll stay with the kids. I
still have things to teach them.

No, how could you stay?

I'll stay like this.

Go on.

Spend the night together.