01x06 - Moving and Partying

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I can't believe
it. Look at them.

Heidi, doll, didn't you miss me?

Little brother,
how did you do it?

Look.

This is so cool.

It's an Indian harmonium.

We run into a shitload of
musicians playing them.

They use them to
sing their mantras.

This is amazing.

We wanted to thank you for
looking after the house and Heidi.

Yeah. You even made her
dog-friendly, right?

On my end, you can go
on a trip next week.

I'd be more than happy.

I'll miss Heidi a lot,

your super-fast Wi-Fi
and, specially, Bertita

now that I'm moving in
with f*cking Cherny.

No way! Where?

The guy moved into the Roma.

Near my house.

Well, my former house.

Why don't you talk to dad?
He owns several properties.

No, it's too expensive to be in
his debt. I'd rather owe the bank.

Instruments are easier to
understand than people.

Dad is way too out of tune.

But he loves you.

He doesn't love anybody, dude.
He has no idea what love is.

He doesn't love me.
He doesn't love you.

He never loved my mom.

He's too selfish.

Sometimes Nadia accused
me of being selfish

and it gave me the chills.

I'm afraid to be like him.

Cut the crap.

You are nothing like
him. Not even physically.

It took me years to make things
kind of work between us. But...

But now I'm at peace.

He's having a lunch on Sunday.
Why don't we go together?

He has plenty of children.

He won't even realize
he's missing one.

- Hi!
- Hey! You found everything!

You don't know how difficult it was,
but I found everything and more.

Hey, can I have a shower
here? I'm all sweaty.

Of course!

I won't make it back home
and I have a rehearsal.

- Make yourself at home.
- Thank you.

Hey, I got something for you.

Let's see.

What's this?

This weights a lot.

- This is beautiful. No, no, no.
- How about that?

I'll keep this one.

So, what's up with López?

He's the best!

He's been in Mexico
for like twenty years.

He has some restaurants
in Polanco and San Miguel.

And some cabins in Tulum.

He hates the "fulminates", but
he lives off their dollars.

His cooking is delicious.
He's a great host.

He puts up with people's
company when he wants to...

and he likes wh*res.

- No!
- Yes.

Yeah, we run into
several of them,

and the fool thinks
we don't notice.

But, I mean, does he
take them to his house?

Yeah, we run into
them in the patio

and he always introduces
them, like, using lies.

I mean the last one was a friend
that worked as an oenologist.

The girl was my age.

I'm sure she didn't even
know what an oenologist was.

- Right.
- Why so curious?

Well, I don't know.

I kind of thought he was
flirting with me. Didn't you?

I don't know. I was
too mad at Martín.

Do you like him?

He's...

He's way too old
for me, isn't he?

- I guess.
- Stop it, Nadia.

Now that you are not with Martín,
we have to start going out.

I'm sick of the stupid forty-year-old
that comes whenever he feels like it.

I'm not sure I'm at a place
in which I enjoy being alone.

Even more so. A good enough
reason for us to go out.

It's time for you to dust off.

And then, sometime later,
if López asks about me...

well, you tell me.

It's just...

I don't know, maybe
he's not that old.

I like him.

I like him.

Hi, you! How are
you? Did you miss me?

Come here.

Come!

- Hi!
- Hi!

I'm moving in with Cherny
and Lorenzo is helping me.

How was Finland?

Very Kaurismäki.

- I can't wait to go.
- You should. You won't regret it.

See ya!

Check this out, dude.

No way, Cherno.

My grandpa, dude.

Welcome to my kingdom, man.

Here is where the
secretaries stood, dude.

My grandpa always had
at least three or four.

It was his and his clients'
f*cking weakness, dude.

He was a f*cking
sneaky old dude.

One day, we'll be
these two b*stards.

You'll see, dude.

In this office, my grandpa
screwed over his clients, dude.

As you can see,

I'm a f*cking rocking "Mad Men".

Where will I sleep?

There's no f*cking way
this bed is a double.

Of course it is, dude.

Come here, man.

How long has it been since
you changed the sheets, dude?

Stop it, Martín. No way.
Don't be such a crybaby.

It seems to me you miss
the blonde, don't you?

Young man, your ID.

- Didn't Laura told you I can come in?
- Your ID, please.

Okay, sure.

Your personal details.

- Second elevator.
- Fine.

They sent you up in the
service elevator again.

Don't come inside.

Hi, Cherny. I brought Amsterdam.
Can you tell Martín to come down?

Coming.

OFFICES

Hi, Amsterdam!

Where's Martín?

He just got into the shower.

You are thinner, aren't you?

You look different, girl.

I cut my hair.

That's all.

Bye, sweety.

- Bye, Cherny.
- Bye.

Hello?

I don't care who you are with.

Truly, I don't give a sh*t, but I
just left Amsterdam with Cherny.

I just want to tell you that, if
you want to share custody, great.

But get your crap together
and take responsibility.

I'm sharing Amsterdam with you,

not with Cherny.

I'm at the studio. I
had problems with a...

Hello? Nadia?

Nadia...

This is "açaí".

One question. You're the couple
from the commercial, right?

I knew it. I knew you were a couple
in real life. You can't just act that.

- No, no. We're not a couple.
- We're not a couple.

You're not a couple.

- I apologize, really.
- Don't worry.

Then I just lost my tip.

- No.
- No, absolutely not. No problem.

Okay. Enjoy!

- Thanks.
- Thanks.

That commercial is a nightmare. My
girlfriend lost it when she saw it.

You wouldn't believe it.

She'll love we're making
a movie together, then.

I'm going to have to
get down on my knees

to swear to her there's nothing
going on here, am I not?

Well, I can't even
say I'm an actor.

Was your boyfriend upset?

He's not my boyfriend
anymore. We broke up.

Because of the commercial?

No, no way. Things weren't good.

From long before.

I don't even know if
he saw the commercial.

That guy lives in
another planet.

What a day.

Everything okay?

I'm sorry.

Sorry you have to
see me like this.

What happened?

When I was coming here,

I saw Martín with another woman.

Well, worse. I saw Amsterdam
with another woman.

I suspected something,
but not her.

It's the vet.

I didn't know I was
going to react like this.

It's hasn't been too
long since we broke up.

I'm sorry.

This is embarrassing.

Today was gonna be
perfect, I swear.

We were going to rehearse. I
didn't want this to be a problem.

Don't worry about it.

- We can rehearse another day, really.
- No, no.

We can meet tomorrow.
Don't worry, really.

Let's start once and for all.

This movie is the best thing that
has happened to me this year.

Just give me five minutes. I'll cry
a bit more and then I'll be ready.

Luckily, she didn't see us.

Or she saw you and
she played dumb.

It's a good thing you
don't speak. Otherwise...

Well, what's up with
Martín? Is it yes or no?

If it were up to me, yes.

Honestly, I want to
see him all the time.

I'd say it's a yes.

I love the fact that she falls
down all the time. Is it showy?

Yes. That's... the character's
distinctive feature.

Her characteristic. She's
the girl that falls over.

So great.

And the first time is
in front of the building

where she's going to a party
she hasn't been invited to.

Well...

she was invited, but
not by the party's host.

Right.

And does she wear heels?

Because...

Is this height fine?

Yes... Yes.

She has a soft spot for heels.

'Cause she's short.

No, no, no.

If she was almost six feet tall,
she'd wear them anyway, you know?

That's another distinctive
feature of Diana.

Even though nobody else
wears them anymore,

she doesn't give a sh*t if she
likes them, and that's that.

Are they yours?

I borrowed them from Lola,
my coworker in the wardrobe.

Diana is very
contradictory anyway.

She kind of looks...

spectacular, but she's really
quite insecure. For example...

she is on a diet, exercises a lot,
she doesn't eat carbs or meat,

but, at night, she goes wild:
coke, E, alcohol, weed, poppers...

She knows she's pretty.

She scores frequently and sleeps
with everybody she wants to.

She doesn't have
issues with that,

but with him, it's different.

He intimidates her.

And she's like... She's
always like in a rush, right?

And flighty. Then, it's just
like... I'd need to have a way...

A specific way of walking.

Well, I need to learn to fall
down without busting my a*s.

Don't worry. We'll find
a stunt to help you.

How did you come up with her
falling down all the time?

I don't know.

I was looking for something
that would make her stand out.

Something that...

Something original that would also
be, like, borderline plausible,

but without it being
necessarily realistic.

I like characters
with weaknesses.

The ones that are vulnerable.

She should be blond, right?

We clean it carefully,
and then into the grill.

López, it smells delicious!

Ten minutes.

Fantastic!

Fantastic.

There we go.

It looks delicious.

Bravo!

Enjoy.

Bravo.

Wow.

Where's Nadia?

Missing.

For real, Martín is
bothered by actors.

It bothers him that we
are acting all the time.

We act while we talk, we act
while we dance, and while we f*ck.

And there's nothing worse
than two actors together.

That's unbearable.

Wasn't he supposed to
be with two actresses?

Hello! Exactly. But
look, he's a musician,

so words are not his thing.

I'd never be with
an actor. No way!

Neither would I, but
what about an actress?

Yeah.

- That's my ex. That's my ex!
- Where? Where?

Hi. How are you?

Uma, Lola. Lola, Uma.

I'm the ex. You are the new one?

I see we still have
communication issues.

I love this song.
I love this song!

Well, today's is "run into
your ex" day, isn't it?

Wait, why? Is one of
yours here or what?

No, I mean Nadia. She saw Martín
with another woman, didn't she?

She didn't tell me.

Prost!

Prost!

- Prost!
- Prost!

Shall we dance?

No, thanks.

Shall we dance?

- No, I can't dance.
- That's perfect. Neither can I.

How was it?

I can't say how was it?

I can't explain what happened

But I fell in love with you

A light that
enlightened all of me

What do you think?

Hi!

How are you?

- Give me a kiss.
- Hi! How are you brother?

Amsterdam!

Come here. Come sit on
your throne, my queen.

Okay.

- Awesome.
- Put on some music.

What a responsibility.
Being with two musicians.

You always play great music.

Martín, come on, f*ck.
Stop with that sh*t. No way.

This is a party, dude.

It looks like a
f*cking funeral, man.

What are you drinking?

Whatever you are having.

I'll surprise you, girl.

- I'll get some ice.
- Okay.

What are you drinking, Martín?

Nothing, dude. Thanks.
I'm just heading out.

Shall we? Shall
we go for a walk?

Do you want to take the slipper?
Take the slipper, sure. Let's go.

Are you leaving already?

Yeah, just now. It's just...

Have a nice time.

Hey, are you okay?

Yeah?

Did you get hurt?

You had a forced landing.
You didn't realize it?

Do you need anything?
Are you okay?

What happened?

No, you don't have anything.

- Done.
- Thanks.

Okay, but don't keep it
on more than 15 minutes.

Instead of reducing the
swelling, it will f*ck you up.

Are you a doctor?

We've already had this conver...

I study Economics, and piano...

with Martín.

I'm sorry. I'm way too
high. I'm not used to it.

E?

I'll bring you some water.

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