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01x07 - The Shootouts

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Afsos". Aired: 6 February 2020.*
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Follows a depressed man who wants to commit suicide but is unable to die.

01x07 - The Shootouts

Post by bunniefuu »

Hello Jagdish,
get the force here quickly.

Don't ask why. Just do as said.

What have you gotten yourself
into Babaji?

This is Bombay Chintu.

Everyone here is on the go.
All the time.

Gentlemen, Gentlemen! I do apologize
for keeping you waiting.

You know the Mumbai traffic.

Hello!

Namaste.

Hello!

Hello Mister, what do you think
you are doing?

I am a Police Officer from Harsil
P.S, Uttarakhand.

As I said officer, I apologize
for any inconvenience.

I assure you, you will be done here,
provided I get the right answers

What does he want Chintu?

I don’t know Babaji.

But please be quiet
and let me do the talking.

When I say Babaji,

you jump out from the balcony
in front and run away.

Not now...

[Goldfish snickers]

[In Hindi]
Mr. Officer.

If you jump from that balcony
you will fall down ten feet

and break your spinal cord

and will be bedridden for two years.

And at his age…

All roads lead to heaven.

What happened?

Shocked?

You assumed I'm a foreigner
because I'm white.

Relax Officer. Relax.

I am not a goon or a robber…

I am a scientist.

Dr. Zain Hussain,
PhD in Interdisciplinary Sciences.

Sir J.C. Bose Academy of Research, Dhanbad,

Class of 96.

Hey, you listen to me now,

there's still time. You just...

Just let my daughter go

and you can run away
from the city.

It’ll take only a second
for Upadhyay to figure out

and whatever you are thinking,
you'll not be able to pull it off.

If I've managed so far,
I can pull this off.

Dear God!

Just do as I say.

I'll be watching.

[Car lock beeps]

Hey!

Upadhyay!

This girl has done us no harm.

Let her go.

Why? What happened?

Police.

Someone has lodged a missing person’s
complaint with the police for her.

So?

So!?

Look at your state Karima.

Why are you doing all this?

Just for that one man.

I mean, come on.

What is this unhealthy obsession?

Welcome drink.

Mummy, I am here.

- No, no!
- Mumma!

[g*n shot]

[Maria] Do it Karima, please.

[g*n Shot]

[Car lock beeps]

[Woman Screams]

Sir, this seems like
a big g*ng is involved.

This is not enough!

We need more backup.

Sir, this case is from Uttarakhand.
Why are we interfering?

Shut up!

Don't you guys feel ashamed?

You think you are heroes
because you catch the poor and drunk?

Our colleague is trapped inside.

If we can't save him then
what's the point of being in the police?

Let’s shut down the Police station.

There's no need to launder the laundryman
for the uniform's service?

Understood?

Yes Sir. Yes

Acharya Jagadish Chandra Bose
is world renowned

as the father of Indian experimental sciences,
who proved that plants have life.

And who laid the foundation
for modern wireless communication.

But there are many such inventions of his

that Western Scientific Community
is completely unaware of

After his demise in 1937,

a three feet by two feet vault
was found in his Institute in Dhanabad.

It contained many of his unpublished papers.

Only a few scientists
had the opportunity to read them.

I was one among those.

Many of those papers mentioned
the Elixir of immortality.

He was anyway invested in
Ancient Indian Sciences.

And after returning
from London in 1915,

when he got to know
about the Elixir of immortality,

he searched for it,

found the elixir

and after testing it,

he concluded,

the elixir is not some mythical, magical drink
that emerged from the churning of the ocean.

instead it's a mere medicine.

A medicine that was made out of ancient
and now extinct trees and plants.

What is death after all?

It's just a disease,
like cough, cold and cancer...

The cure to which, you want
to withhold for god knows why.

A few days ago I met your guru.

And I requested him to allow me

to investigate the elixir of immortality
and the immortal human.

But he was adamant.

Kept repeating his juvenile ramblings.

‘The elixir should not fall
in the wrong hands, blah… blah.

Why do you yogis and hermits
look down on science?

This attire you are wearing,

The chair you are sitting on,

The train you boarded to Mumbai,

All these are gifts of Science.

Yet when you hold a great invention,
you refuse to share it

in the name of religion.

Cloaking it in superstitions,
why do you to keep it discreet.

Why?

See, personally, I don’t have
any interest in becoming immortal.

But I am a scientist.

And I feel it’s my responsibility

To tell everyone the truth.

With the support of J.C.Bose’s research

I dedicated 15 years of my life

in the search of the elixir.

And when your Guruji refused,

I didn’t have a choice but to
snatch it away from him.

I am sorry for what happened
in your Ashram

and I don't intend to harm you.

However, history is witness,

millions of rats had to die
for Penicillin to be invented.

That’s why I humbly ask
give me the elixir.

They have ten people
and we have fifteen,

We are more in number.

Paresh, Prabhas, Puneeth,
Nandikar and Joshi

- You guys from the left.
- [All] Sir, Yes Sir.

Avinash, Abhinav, Sharma,
Dixit and Vipul

- You guys from the right.
- [All] Sir, Yes Sir.

Bharath and Kadam,
we go in from the front,

Piyush will supervise the field from the top

and will keep us updated.

He is our backup.

[All] Long Live India.

Bharat. Bharat.

Hold. Hold.

[g*n fire]

[g*n fire]

[Multiple g*n fires]

[Piyush] Vitthal sir, come in. Vitthal Sir.

Piyush.

Sir, they’re ten and so are we.

Piyush, what is the score now?

Sir, they’re eight and we are ten.

Yes!

What about now Piyush?

[Piyush] Sir, they're eight and we, seven.

[Multiple g*nf*re]

Piyush, now?

[Piyush] Vitthal Sir, we are even now, seven each.

[Vitthal] Piyush, now?

[Piyush] We are seven and they, fifteen.

They have fifteen?

All okay Sir.

So?

The best part is that
today is my birthday

I have turned 65.

My Guruji had foretold,

that I will die at 65.

As always, he was right.

My life has been pointless

and irrelevant until now.

I used to think that,

God has not bestowed me
with any unique talent

but today it seems that

he did give me the will-power
to stand firm in my promise.

So, I don’t have the elixir.

And even if I had it,
I wouldn't give it to you.

Even if it would cost me my life

[Multiple g*n fire]

With all due respect,

I was expecting,

you would say something like that

like a clichéd, generic old man.

Who told you that you’ll die?

I don’t want to k*ll people.
I want to make them immortal.

And death is not the only method

to get a confession from someone.

I am sure you are aware

there are many ways
to get a confession.

Mr. Yogi.

If one by one,

I start breaking your fingers,

I am confident that
by the sixth finger,

you will not only tell me
about the immortal man,

you will also tell me about his family,

village and district as well.

[Vitthal whispers] I will throw...

You...

[Vitthal whispers] Idiots! What did I tell you?

[Splash and g*n fire]

[g*n fire, men scream and splash]

[Vitthal] Come, come over.

Come on.

Let's go.

[g*n fire]

[g*n fires and shells hit the floor]

[g*n fire, man screams and a loud thud]

Piyush, now?

Sir, we are five and they…
[g*n shot]

Piyush. Piyush!

One.

[Fokatiya shrieks]

Two.

[Snap and Fokatiya whimpers]

Happy birthday to you.

[Fokatiya cries out]
[Goldfish] Three.

[Fokatiya wailing]
[Bir] Stop!

Four.
[Snap]

[Fokatiya wailing]

Five.

[Bir] Stop.

I am the immortal man.

I am not a bad person, you know?

Trust me this was a mistake.

All this happened because of Nakul.

Why are you silent now?

You wanted to talk?

I am talking.

You wanted to know my story?

I’ll tell you.

Maria gave me everything
in life. Everything.

Including the g*n
I k*lled her with.

I k*lled Maria…

I k*lled Annie.

And I swear to God,
I am going to k*ll Nakul.

Make no mistake.

I’m saving you for last,

you judgmental, cheating,
murderous wh*re

Why the f*ck are you
quiet now?

Say something.

Say something.

Say 'I am a monster.'

'I am a psycho.'

Say something.

Say something!

[Upadhyay groans]

Let Shloka go!

Let her go!

Sorry Uncle. Sorry!