01x01 - Sorpresa!

[bunniefuu]

Mum.

Mum!

- Oh, my God!
- Oh! f*ck.

Morning, darling.

We can still knock in
this house, you know.

Can you please turn
down the music, Angie?

Do you have to
use my first name?

Perhaps I should use
your stripper name.

I'm trying to finish
my assignment!

OK!

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine,

10, 11, 12, 13.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine,

10, 11, 12.

Yes!

I can't find Migaloo.

Oh. I'm sure it's
around here somewhere.

It's really triggering when
you dismiss my feelings, Mum.

I'm not. But...

Oh, come on, Ol. Come on,
don't be weird about stuff.

I am not weird about stuff.

I'm just weird about
this one thing.

Where's Dad?

Dad, you're supposed to come
so I can drive to school today.

Is that the time, is it?

Now I can't find Migaloo

and I've got my big
history presentation.

Oly, you don't need a toy.

She's not a toy.

She's a transitional object.

That's psychobabble.

Listen, darling, you've
done the work, alright?

We believe in the
heirs and the values

of the Enlightenment
in this family.

Yeah, I know, Dad.

Presume that's also why you're
sleeping in your clothes

on the boat again?

- Are you coming home or what?
- Is he driving you to school?

I have three dozen essays by
borderline literate teenagers

to mark by noon today, Dom.

I'm working from
home. You promised.

Yeah, I'm not...

I'm not gonna, um... not
gonna make it in time.

f*ck's sake.

See you tonight, Dad?

Absolutely, darling. I love you.

This kid hasn't met
a five-syllable adjective

he can't misuse.

Jorden Beecham. Right?

Oly, you know I can't discuss
other students with you.

You given some more thought

to dropping one of your
extra subjects this year?

- Maybe you've taken on too much.
- I don't need your advice, Mum.

Especially coming from
whatever midlife forest it is

that you and Dad are
currently lost in.

Oh.

Quoting Dante now. Nice touch.

Glad you're listening in class.
I just wondered if you...

Wanted your advice
when I said I didn't?

Whoo! Wow, you are, like,
off-the-scale moody, kiddo.

Is everything OK?

- You alright?
- Yeah.

- You?
- Yeah.

Great. Now I'm gonna
be late for school.

Look, you go. Come on, hurry
up. I'll deal with this.

Love you, Mum.

- Sorry.
- Ah.

I didn't see ya. I just...

Ohh.

Babes. You're late.

- You OK?
- Yeah.

Just Mum's gone psycho. Dad
slept on the boat again.

Situation normal.

- Did you bring it?
- Oh. Oh!

- Mmm.
- I got you.

My mum swears by this stuff.

You can only get
it on prescription.

Thanks, Oly.

Mum says it's 'cause
I ate that meat pie.

I literally had no time to prep
for the French orals this week.

Practise the oral on me.

Oh, it's funny. 'Cause you're
a fat f*ck and I'm hot?

And it's, like,
never gonna happen?

God, I feel like I'm
actually getting dumber

just being around this guy.

Yeah.

Lame stoner jocks.

I know. Totally.

Hey.

Ready for the big presentation?

Yeah! I'm a bit nervous.

Did you find Migaloo?

We can go over it at
lunch if you want.

Oh!

- See you in maths.
- OK. 'Bye.

Oly?

I can't find my moon cup.

Oly?

Are you OK? Should
I get someone?

Oh, I found it.

Oh...

Thank God.

Hello?

No, I'm... I'm kind of OK now.

Here, I'll get you some water.

- Arrgh! Ugh!
- Babes, what's going on?

- Let me in.
- Ohh!

- Ah!
- Oly?

- Reems...
- Are you OK?

What's going on?

I'm legit dying.

Morning.

Hey! Hey, everyone!

Val, cheer up.

It's Friday. Come on.

Ah! Cool.

Los Rumberos.

Yeah.

Whoo!

It's gorgeous. Beautiful.

Hey, they're doing a gig in
the next couple of weeks.

- You should come to that.
- I'd love that. Yeah.

Definitely. Definitely.

- Rosa will be there.
- Oh.

Yeah, great.

Wepa!

Um, Ms Davis?

It's Oly.

Girls, out, please.

If you don't have to be here.

- What's happening?
- She won't come out.

- Ol?
- Mum, I think something's wrong.

Can you open the door, please?

Darling, can you open the door?

Reems, can you
call an ambulance?

OK.

- Are you calling it?
- Yeah, I'm calling them.

I'm here, darling.

Alright, guys,
nothing else to see here.

Come on, back to class.

Oly, Oly, I'll
get you to sip on that. Here.

It'll take the edge
off. You can breathe in.

You can hold that yourself.

I'll get your blood pressure.

Here we go.

Hey. OK.

It's quite high.
Is she epileptic?

- No.
- Had your appendix out before?

No? Can I feel your tummy?

Is it possible she's pregnant?

No.

- No way.
- Can I just have a quick feel?

I think you might
be having a baby.

- No, she's not.
- No. No way.

- No way. f*ck that.
- Billy, we're in labour.

Mum, support her head.

- Support her head.
- She's having a baby?

Incoming...

Oly, I'll have to
cut your underwear.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

- Sudden labour...
- What the f*ck?!

I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Let's have a quick look.

This baby is coming right now.

- Now?!
- Now.

Sorry.

Coming through behind.

She's pre-eclamptic.

Just going to
put some fluids in.

OK, now, slow, deep breaths.

You're doing really well.

That was good.

Come on, it's alright.

It's OK. It's alright.

Hold on, hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Just relax.
You're gonna need stitches.

Just back. That's it.
There's a good girl.

Alright.

Some mums want to keep
the placenta. Yeah?

Congratulations. You
can hold her now.

Get that thing away from me.

Zac. Zac. Zac.

Zac, Zac, Zac. Zac!

My sister works with this guy
whose boyfriend is a nurse

and he said that
Oly's had a baby.

G-T-F-O.

What if she didn't know?

Happened to my
cousin. Couple times.

Yeah, but Oly tells
me everything.

Guess not this time, hey.

Reema, have you heard
anything from Oly yet?

You're meant
to be training, yeah?

- Yep.
- Vince, where's that going?

Hand it over.

You guys know the
rules. Five laps.

Come on, Coach.

Off you go.

Go, Vince!

What are you waiting for?

I've done my hammy, eh.

Your hammy? You haven't
done your hammy.

You need to show some respect.

- Did you forget?
- What are you talking about?

- It's her birthday, Dad.
- I know. I have not forgotten.

But if she was here,
she'd be ashamed

of the way you're
acting right now.

Five laps! Go!

Go, boys! That's
what I wanna see!

These guys are not gonna be
easy on Friday. Pick it up!

Well, this explains
the random crying

and... violent mood swings.

Oly, why didn't you tell me?

I didn't know.

Oh, come on, darling,
you're a smart kid.

I don't want it.

Have I told you,
when you were born,

we didn't think you'd make it?

You weren't putting on weight.

"Failing to thrive" is
what they used to say.

I thought I would
die if I lost you.

This
is your baby, Oly.

And once you get
used to the idea,

you are gonna love her.

You're gonna love her
as much as I love you.

Mum...

..nothing you just
said helps at all.

Oh, sweetheart.

Are you OK?

Well, f*ck, this will be a
significant life adjustment.

You didn't know about this?

Hi, I'm Johanna, the
psychologist on duty today.

- Hi.
- You must be the parents.

Sorry, uh, grandparents.

- Yes.
- Mmm.

Could we have a moment?

Uh, is that necessary?

Up to the patient.

Olympia, how are you?

Best day ever.

I understand the birth
was a shock to you.

Concealed pregnancies can
have significant implications

on the mother's postpartum
health, as well as the baby's.

I didn't conceal it.

Oh, it's just a medical term.

Everyone here's a bit
worried about you, Olympia.

I'm not going to k*ll it.

k*ll 'her'.

It's a bit early to be
imposing your gender norms.

Is the father out
of the picture?

And you weren't aware
that you were pregnant?

I was not.

Olympia, you have some
big adjustments to make.

I am not going to keep it.

I mean, Bowie is our
f*ck-up, not Oly.

She's... she's ruined her life.

And mine.

Yours?

Well, who do you think is gonna
take care of this baby, Dom?

Oly is a child.

Babies shouldn't have babies.

What is that?

Oh, God. What are you, 15?

I am a good dad.

What you're good at is
showing up for the fun stuff.

At least you used to be.

That's it, darling,
slowly, slowly.

Almost there. That's it.

Let's sit you back.

That's it. Just bend
your legs just a little.

Tuck under.

Alright.

Now, let me check the stitches.

We'll get you tucked in.

These are for your
next movement.

There's something wrong with me.

How could I not know?

Oh, my goodness.

Lachie.

Can I see her?

Yeah. She'd love to see you. Go.

Do you want to see the baby?

I'll give you two a moment.

So, are you gonna tell
me who the father is?

It's no-one you know.

We said we were gonna
wait until after the HSC.

You did.

So you just went and
did it without me?

You know the whole school
is gonna find out that we...

- I don't even know who you are!
- Lachie!

Please?

Did you tell your
dad it's not yours?

That was chivalrous.

Thank you.

So, what are you gonna do?

What if... we just
didn't tell anyone?

And we could find
parents who want her?

And it would just be like
nothing ever happened.

It's my decision.
The counsellor said.

This way we won't get attached.

I just think it might
be a bit too early

to make a decision, Ol.

In any case,
you have to complete

pre-adoption counselling.

You can't give your consent
to adoption for 30 days.

30 days?!

What do we do in the meanwhile?

Um...

Is it true? A baby?

Oh, Angie.

Is she OK?

Well, it's a big shock.

Sí. Es una gran sorpresa.

Yeah.

But is the baby OK?

Yeah. It's a little girl.

Aww. That's wonderful!

Not the best way to find
out you have a grandchild.

No.

Also about 15 years
too soon.

What is it, Matias?

A student at school
today, she had a baby.

In Year
11? That's stupid.

You see, that's a stupid girl.

Pretty smart actually.

Not smart enough apparently.

Don't you go anywhere, Santiago.
Dinner is in 10 minutes.

Just let it go today.
It's his mum's birthday.

Come on, boys.

Hear about what happened to Oly?

Unbelievable.

Now, um... Ms
Davis is a G-MILF.

Am I right?

C'mon, bro.

Oh, check this out.

She didn't look pregnant, eh.

Brah, barrel of f*ck'
fun you are tonight.

Bro.

Didn't you bang her
that night, bro?

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t!

You're gonna be
a daddy.

Oh, sh*t!