01x04 - Sin Salida

[bunniefuu]

White women can be so toxic.

Are you being sexist or r*cist?

Both.

..bullshit.

Hey, Oly's named the baby.

What?

Jacinda.

- I think after Jacinda Ardern.
- She texted to tell you?

- It's an Insta post.
- Santi, this is your baby!

You should be having
a say in her name.

- It's her baby.
- She's our baby.

Well, I like the name.

And there's nothing we
can do about it, so...

See?

The law is there to protect
us from those things,

and who does those things?

Criminals?

Other people!

More wine, Edie?

Human beings are a bunch
of f*cking monsters

that need to be protected
from one another.

I'm not sure I subscribe
to your interpretation

of Sartre's...

I don't give a sh*t
what you subscribe to.

I'm making a point
about the law!

Oh, OK, right, sorry.
So what's your point?

You need to protect
Oly from those people.

You are sounding a
little bit like...

Pragmatic is how
I f*cking sound.

You really want to
give them the power

to dictate Oly's life?

If I were you,

I'd be making moves to
limit their ability...

- Oh!
- Oh, God, are you alright?

Did you break anything?

Sarah left me on Wednesday.

Oh, Edie.

What are you doing?

You can't sleep in here.

It's all my fault.

Haven't coped since
the redundancy.

Ran away to my boat.
What happened next?

My teenage daughter got pregnant

and my wife went batshit crazy.

Decided she was in
love with someone else.

I don't think I
said I was in love.

- It's a crush.
- Jesus Christ, Ange.

The PE teacher!

I don't know which one
of us looks more stupid.

Anyway, I'm back.

It's time we sorted things out

and look after our
beautiful daughter.

You can't just come back
in here and take the bed.

Dom, I'm serious.

You're being drunk
and obnoxious.

And you're being... a b*tch.

But at least I'll be
sober in the morning.

Oh, laugh. Ha-ha-ha.

I know I'm a joke to you.

And to Oly, but...
I've had enough.

This is my house
too. That's my bed.

OK, sleep on the
couch if you want.

Or the boat's free.

Oh, hey! You forgot your pillow.

Why did you let me sleep in?

You were up four
times with Jacinda.

I thought you'd need a rest.

I wanted to get in early! You
were supposed to give me a lift.

Well, Dad can do that,
can't he, now he's back?

He's asleep!

Is Dad back?

I don't know.

He was a bit drunk last night.

Yeah, I heard you arguing.

I can drive you.

OK, well, then, get
up, get ready, go.

- Hi.
- Hey.

That's just, like, snacks,

and then you've
got warm meals...

Thanks.

- Um...
- Yeah?

Can I come in?

Why?

To see my daughter.

Your biological daughter.

You saying the
words "my daughter"

implies a whole bunch of
things socioculturally.

She's just a human baby that
shares half of your DNA,

but beyond that...

I mean, I... I don't
expect anything from you.

Right.

Is that why you named her
without asking what I thought?

I haven't settled on Jacinda.

- I was just trying it out.
- Really?

My family
had a heart attack.

- About what?
- Nothing.

It doesn't matter.

OK. But you like Jacinda?

Yeah.

She's beautiful.

Yep.

The first time I saw her,
I felt like I knew her.

Did you... get that?

No.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Hi, doh-doh-doh-doh-doh!

Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah.

Oh, hey.

Did you guys stay long at salsa?

No, no, not so long, no.

Yeah, right.

Rosa's a good dancer.

We need to work out times

for Santi to spend
with his daughter.

We need a schedule.

You want to schedule
a newborn baby?

Well, she's part of our family,
whether you like it or not.

Matias, I have no idea
what you're talking about.

Last night on social media,

Oly announces that the
baby's name's Jacinda.

Oh, right, Oh. I...

- I didn't know she'd done that.
- He's the father!

Is his name even on
the birth certificate?

Well, we haven't
filled it out yet.

Santi's been keeping
his distance.

The two of them hardly
even know each other.

Does he seriously
want to take this on?

Like, it's a massive commitment.

He has to. He doesn't
have a choice.

Yeah, well, some
fathers say that,

but then they don't
really... come through.

My boy does. He's responsible.

OK, well, let me find a
time to talk to Dom and Oly

and we'll see if we can
all sit down together.

Yes! Thank you!

OK! Great!

Yep.

I know you've got the shits.

Yep.

But you're gonna have
to get over that,

because we have to sit
down with the Hernandezes

and talk about Jacinda.

Where's this coming from, Ange?

Uh... I-I just spoke to Matias

and he was pretty pissed off.

I mean, he was hurt, really.

He's hurt?

He's hurt? You're worried
because he's hurt?

OK, we need to be grown-ups.
This is about Oly.

No problem.

I will.

Hey, bro, have you seen
the videos of funny babies?

There's, like, these dudes
who give them voices and sh*t.

There's drunk baby, crystal
meth baby, sh*t like that.

- No, man. Sounds hilarious.
- Yeah.

We could do that.

Let's go down there,
grab your baby,

do some funny sh*t, you know?

- Yeah?
- Yeah. Let's go.

Is it the baby or Reema you
want to get close to, Vince?

f*ck off!

Oi.

Are they like a... like a thing?

Shut the front door.

Wow!

What does he think he's doing?

Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.

No!

Are they gonna f*ck in the quad?

Oh, he's totally gonna
get school captain now.

Wait, did Lachie dump Oly?

- Good for them.

The kid wants to be
part of his daughter's life,

what's the problem?

- Is he a psycho?
- No, he's a really nice kid.

It's the dad I've
got a problem with.

- Why?
- I don't want to talk about it.

But say Oly wants to move
cities in five years' time,

can she do that?

- Without the father's consent?
- Yeah.

Depends how much a part of
the kid's life he's been.

Yeah, see, there's the rub.

Oly wants to work at the UN

and I'm not going to let
her dreams be derailed

by that... p*nis.

What, who, the son or the dad?

The dad!

It's got nothing to do with him!

Well, he's the one that's
pushing, apparently.

What about a parenting
agreement or something?

Oh, they don't mean
anything legally.

Well, what's the point of them,
then? I need to protect Oly.

Dom, can I make an observation?

You're sounding like
a bit of a c**t.

Remember, these people
are gonna be in your life

for the rest of your life.

They're the baby's family too.

What about the
birth certificate?

Maybe we can keep
his name off it.

- That won't make a difference.
- It won't?

- Well, it's symbolic.
- Yeah, 'cause symbolism counts.

Well, does his family
get a say in it?

Not necessarily. I mean,
they could fight it, legally.

That's it, then. That's good.
That's what I'll go with.

That's good.

How are things going
with you and Angie?

f*cked.

Mum warned you about her.

The problem with punching
above your weight.

- You've got an accident.
- I've got what?

I think it's pooing itself.

Oh. Um...

It's... I... Oh.

Oh! Oh, God.

Really don't know how
to help you right...

Oh! Oh.

Um...

sh*t girl!

What? Is this funny?

Oly.

- Can I help?
- No, you f*cking can't!

Oly.

Yeah?

How big do you think I am, Mum?

Um, it was the best lost
property had, darling.

- Can you change Jacinda?
- Yep.

Oh! Hello! Hey, you!

What did you do to your mum?

Hm?

I don't understand how that
much sh*t can come out of her.

You did the same
thing to me once.

- In a cinema.
- Well, I apologise.

Oh. Thank you.

Ooh, it's up the back.

Ah.

Everywhere!

What's going on, Ol?

I got covered in sh*t and
everyone laughed at me.

- Is that not enough?
- Not really.

You're gonna have to toughen
up. This was your choice.

Having a baby was my choice?

Bringing her to
school was, yeah.

Ol...

Lachie's started
seeing someone else.

Now my boyfriend,

my ex-boyfriend,

he was g*y the whole time.

- I've got no-one.
- Well, you've got me.

- And Dad's come home now.
- Has he?

Are you and Dad separating?

That's not something
that we've talked about.

Mum, do you still love Dad?

Yeah, of course I love him.

Oh, that's him.

He's here.

And
you can go home.

Lachie!

Hey.

- So, you and Zac.
- Yep.

Right, well, you didn't think

that you needed to
tell me that you're...

What are you? Are
you g*y? Are you bi?

I don't know.

Well, it looked like you
f*cking knew in the quad today!

Can you not swear at me, please?

Do you understand how
humiliating that was for me?

Wait, I'm sorry,
I humiliated you?

You're actually
saying that right now?

You slept
with someone else.

So this is payback?

It had nothing to do with you.
I wasn't even thinking of you.

So that's it?

We're strangers now?

I'm sorry that you
felt humiliated.

But I've been feeling
really confused lately,

and Zac's been there for me

and... I like him.

And it's...

I don't know if I wanted
to, like, reassert myself

or reinvent myself or something.

I don't know, I...

Well, you're lucky.

You get to choose how
you reinvent yourself.

I'm just sh*t girl now.

Don't!

I should have stepped in
before. I'm really sorry.

Hey, I'm... I'm really
sorry about everything.

- How you doing, darling?
- I'm great.

Yes, you are.

What was one thing you
learnt at school today?

Oh, don't have babies.

Forgot to bring the
ba*ls and the cones again.

Please, mate, just go back...

Hey, um, I'll be back in a sec.

Oh, come on, guys,
I can smell that from here.

You guys are in
a lot of trouble.

Miss, how
are you?

Santi.

Oh, sh*t!

Vince, put it out!

OK, we're off to Mr
Croaker's. Grab your bags.

Look, the thing is it's cleaner

if your son's name's not
on the birth certificate.

- Cleaner?
- Yeah.

- I mean, he's off the hook.
- There is no hook.

Jacinda is his daughter.
He'll step up, you'll see.

Yeah, mate, maybe we
don't want him to.

You don't want him to
be a part of her life?

All I'm saying is, at
this point in time,

let's leave his name off
the birth certificate.

We can see what
happens from here.

- But he's the father.
- Allegedly.

OK, so, name doesn't go
on the birth certificate,

that just means he's
not legally recognised.

Possibly.

Maybe in your family
fathers don't count,

but they do in mine.

OK, I'll tell you what, mate,
I've spoken to my lawyer...

..who's advised that you don't
get a legal say whatsoever.

Now, if you've got a problem,
you can challenge it in court.

It'll cost an arm and a leg
and upset both our kids.

I'm here as a courtesy
to you and your family.

I'm trying to keep
things amicable.

So am I.

Well, OK then, we'll
see where we end up.

Your wife's calling me.

Smoking ill*gal
substances and arson, Vince,

that's what I'm talking about.

I'm going to have to
suspend them for two days.

Apparently Santi
wasn't smoking, so...

I want him punished
like the rest.

- That's not fair.
- Shut up, Vince.

Santi, what do you think?

Fair, unfair?

I didn't realise
Santi was with them.

- Didn't you?
- No!

I'm not going to target Santi
because of this whole situation.

Yeah, this situation, which
your husband is making worse.

I'm not gonna get pushed around,
Angie. You tell him that.

You've spoken to him?

I rang you so that you could
calm the situation down,

not come to the school
and intimidate someone

while they're in
their workplace.

Because you just
exacerbated everything.

We haven't even
discussed Santi's name

being on the birth certificate.

We haven't even talked
to Oly about it!

But once we do, we
present a united front.

We don't make legal threats.

I wasn't threatening him.

Did he say I was?
Oh, what a p*ssy!

Oh, Dom!

I'm just trying to
protect our daughter

and granddaughter!

You're using them to score
points against Matias

because you're jealous.

Well, I think I
have a right to be, Ange.

We're done.

We're over. There's
no coming back.

- That m*therf*cker.
- Por favor!

I mean, maybe they're
doing Santi a favour.

He made a stupid mistake and
they're giving him a way out.

No! No!

We are going to have a Chilean
name on the birth certificate.

We didn't survive
all this sh*t to...

There goes the next
three hours of my life.

- What's that mean?
- What were you about to say?

Matias. Tell me. No, don't
tell me. Wait. Pinochet.

If we survived him, then
I'm not backing down

when this...
..threatens us with lawyers.

Where are you going?

Out.

No, no, no,
no. You're grounded.

I don't care if my name's on
the birth certificate or not.

I mean, my family do, but...

..it's not up to them.

As far as I'm concerned,
you're the mother.

You're in charge.

Thank you.

I'm sorry for
yelling at you today.

It's alright. Things
looked pretty hectic.

I'm so not coping.

Things suck at
home at the moment.

Yeah. Same.

Do you really want to be
part of Jacinda's life?

Yeah, if you want me to.

But what do you want?

What were you saying about
socially, uh, cultural...

Sociocultural expectations
of fatherhood.

Yeah.

I think I want all of that.

I want to be her father.

And...

..I know that sounds dumb,

because I'm still doing
dumb sh*t myself, but...

..I want to protect her.

I want to teach her.

I want to make her proud.

And, like, if it helps,

maybe being there for
you is part of that.

Like, just helping out,

just as much as you need.

OK.

Yeah?

Do you want to hold her?

Yeah.

- Oh.
- There you go.

Hello!

Hello, puchita.

How are you?

Toot!

Where are you going?

I'm sleeping on the couch.

Goodnight.
Goodnight, darling.

Are you doing OK?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Oh, there you go.

Huh.

Oh.

I messed everything up.

Spun out of control and...

..I keep messing it up.

Me too.

I'm glad that you're back, Dad.