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01x07 - The Remote Control Collection/The Super Blue Moon Sleepover

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Carl the Collector". Aired: November 14, 2024 – present.*
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Set in the fictional and peaceful Fuzzytown, Carl the Collector centers on the life of Carl, an autistic child anthropomorphic raccoon with a special interest in creating collections of various items, and his friends.

01x07 - The Remote Control Collection/The Super Blue Moon Sleepover

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[♪]

Singers: ♪♪ YES!

Singers: ♪♪ It's Carl!

Singers: ♪♪ The Collector!

♪♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪♪ It's Carl, it's Carl, ♪

Singers: ♪♪ ABSO-LUTE-LY!

♪♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪♪ Carl!

Singers: ♪♪ It's Carl

Singers: ♪♪ The Collector!

♪♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪♪ It's Carl, it's Carl, ♪

Singers: ♪♪ The Collector!

Singers: [chanting] ♪♪ Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! ♪

Singers: ♪♪ The Collector!

CARL: The Remote Control Collection

TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome back! This episode we pick up where

TV ANNOUNCER: we left off...

TV ANNOUNCER: Where our characters are frolicking, and

TV ANNOUNCER: having a good time.

CARL: A vintage '‘ Flippytronic! Perfect for my

CARL: picnic game!

CARL'S MAMA: Carl! You left your TV show running! Where's

CARL'S MAMA: the remote so I can pause it?

CARL: It's on the table by my remote control collection!

CARL'S MAMA: Temporary remote control collection,

CARL'S MAMA: okay Carl? I need some of these back.

CARL'S MAMA: Is this the right one?

CARL'S MAMA: Ahh!

CARL: That's the remote for a remote control car, Mama.

CARL'S MAMA: Okay, how '‘bout this one?

CARL: That's the remote for my robot.

CARL'S MAMA: [soft sigh] okay, Carl, can you just find the

CARL'S MAMA: right one for the TV, please.

CARL: It's this one, Mama! You can tell because it has the

CARL: input button and also the aspect ratio button.

CARL: Pause!

CARL: I don't think you'd do very well at my game, Mama.

CARL'S MAMA: What game?

CARL: We are having a Fuzzytown Friends Picnic

CARL: today. Everyone is bringing something. I'm in

CARL: charge of bringing a challenging game. That's why

CARL: I'm using my remote control collection to

CARL: invent a game called "“What Does It Control?"”

CARL'S MAMA: Aha! So, how do you play?

CARL: The host, me, will hold up different remote controls

CARL: and the player has to guess what each remote control

CARL: controls! Like this...

CARL: Hello and welcome to "“What Does It Control?"”

CARL: Contestant Number , tell me, what does this

CARL: remote control control?

CARL'S MAMA: Huh! Um, does that one control the stereo?

CARL: [buzzer sound] Sorry. It does not control the stereo. It

CARL: controls your chair!

CARL: Bye, Mama!

CARL'S MAMA: Carl...Carl...

CARL'S MAMA: Don't forget to return all the remotes when

CARL'S MAMA: you're done, okay? [laughing]

SHELDON: Ooh! A game full of remote controls for our

SHELDON: Fuzzytown Friends Picnic! Intriguing! I can't

SHELDON: wait to play!

CARL: I can't wait for you to play! What did you bring for

CARL: the picnic, Sheldon?

SHELDON: It's a Bumper Buggy I made for everyone to ride in!

CARL: Ooh! That's so cool.

NICO: Salt?

ARUGULA: Salt!

NICO: Grape tomatoes?

ARUGULA: Grape tomatoes!

NICO: Cookie crumbs?

ARUGULA: Cookie crumbs!

CARL: What are you making, Nico and Arugula?

NICO: It's a family recipe!

ARUGULA: That we learned from our nana.

NICO/ARUGULA: Snickerdoodle Noodles!

SHELDON: That looks yummy!

CARL: I can't wait to taste it!

SHELDON: You're making the Twisty Slide look great, Lotta!

LOTTA: Correction! Today, it's NOT just a Twisty Slide, it's

LOTTA: an Intergalactic Twisty Slide!

CARL: I see! I always wondered what a slide connecting the

CARL: Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy would look

CARL: like!

LOTTA: Now you know! And the best part is...music!

SHELDON: Whoa!

CARL: I can't WAIT to ride the Intergalactic Twisty Slide!

SHELDON: Me neither! This is gonna be the greatest

SHELDON: Fuzzytown Friends Picnic ever picnicked!

LOTTA: Are we ready to start?

SHELDON: Not yet! Forrest isn't here.

CARL: He is six minutes and seconds late.

FORREST: Let the Fuzzytown Friends Picnic begin!

FORREST: [sniffs]

FORREST: What is that amazing smell?

FORREST: Scurrying squirrel- tails! That smells

FORREST: delicious! Is it nut- free?

NICO/ARUGULA: [gasps]

NICO/ARUGULA: Wait, Forrest, wait!

NICO: Forrest! Why did you do that?

FORREST: Sorry. The noodles looked so yummy and smelled so

FORREST: delicious, I just couldn't wait. I had to eat

FORREST: them!

ARUGULA: I guess we can make more?

ARUGULA: Whee!

ARUGULA: [giggles]

ARUGULA: This Intergalactic Twisty Slide is the best!

FORREST: Wow! That sure looks fun!

NICO: Wait, Forrest, wait! I was next!

FORREST: Sorry! This slide is too cool. I can't wait!

FORREST: Whee!

FUZZY FRIENDS: [annoyed] Forrest!

CARL: That wasn't fair, Forrest. You cut in front of

CARL: everyone.

FORREST: Sorry, Carl. It's just so hard to wait.

FORREST: Especially when there are so many super fun things

FORREST: to do. And that slide is definitely super fun! So

FORREST: fun I need to do it again!

FORREST: Yoink!

FUZZY FRIENDS: Forrest!

CARL: Okay, contestants, What Does It Control?

LOTTA: It has a rotor blade setting.

LOTTA: Is it a remote controlled toy helicopter?

CARL: Ding, ding ding! You are correct!

FORREST: Ooh! What is this remote control?

FORREST: And this one?

FORREST: And this?!

CARL: No, Forrest, no! You have to wait your turn.

FORREST: I can't wait! Too much fun to be had! I need to see

FORREST: them now!

CARL: FORREST!

SHELDON: When you want to stop, pull this lever. It's

SHELDON: the brake. Got it?

FUZZY FRIENDS: Got it!

FORREST: Ooh! That looks fun!

FORREST: I gotta try that!

SHELDON: Wait, Forrest, wait!

SHELDON: I have to give you safety instructions!

FORREST: Can't wait! I gotta bump this buggy!

FORREST: Uh oh! How do I stop this thing?!

SHELDON: Use the brake!

FORREST: Where is the brake?!

SHELDON: That's it, Forrest. You have to learn to wait, or else -

FORREST: I gotta hit the slide again!

SHELDON: Or else...

FORREST: Can you rebuild the buggy for me, please?

SHELDON: Or else...

CARL: Or else you will have to leave the Fuzzytown Friends

CARL: Picnic.

FORREST: [gasp] Really? That isn't fair! Waiting is hard!

FORREST: Why do I have to wait?!

SHELDON: Well, if you really want things to be fair, you

SHELDON: have to wait your turn, so everyone gets a

SHELDON: chance and everyone has fun, not just you.

FORREST: But...I just don't know how to wait when there's

FORREST: so many fun things around!

LOTTA: Maybe you can do what I do.

FORREST: What do you do to help you wait?

LOTTA: When I really want to do something, but I have to

LOTTA: wait, I sing a little song to help me.

FORREST: Well, if it works for you, maybe it WILL work for me!

CARL: Okay, Forrest. Remember to wait your turn.

FORREST: I'll try, but the Intergalactic Twisty Slide is

FORREST: really fun.

FORREST: Gotta wait my turn... Gotta wait my turn...

LOTTA: Try singing a song to help you wait, Forrest!

FORREST: Ooh! I...I can't sing now! I need to slide now!

ARUGULA: Wait, Forrest, wait!

FORREST: Whee!

ALL TOGETHER: Ugh, Forrest! No! Forrest!

FORREST: Looks like I need to try something else to help me

FORREST: wait.

FORREST: How am I going to wait to eat those yummy

FORREST: Snickerdoodle Noodles? They're just so

FORREST: delicious!

SHELDON: When I feel like I can't wait, I do the Beaver

SHELDON: Bop-A-Rooni!

FORREST: What's the Beaver Bop-A Rooni?

SHELDON: This is the Beaver Bop- A-Rooni!

SHELDON: [chanting] Beaver Bop-A Rooni! Beaver Bop-A-

SHELDON: Rooni!

SHELDON: Beaver Bop-A-Rooni! Yeaaah!

FORREST: Wait a minute, I can't do the Beaver Bop-A-

FORREST: Rooni! I'm a squirrel.

SHELDON: Well then, do the Squirrel Squirm-A-Roni!

FORREST: Oh! Those noodles smell so good! I need to try

FORREST: some.

ALL TOGETHER: Wait, Forrest, wait!

FORREST: Right. I'll try the Squirrel Squirm-A-Roni!

FORREST: Squirrel Squirm-A-Roni!

FORREST: Squirrel Squrim-A-Roni!

SHELDON: I think his special move is working.

FORREST: Squirrel Squirm-A-Roni!

FORREST: Hey, Squirm-A-Roni sounds like macaroni! And

FORREST: macaroni are noodles! I can't wait for the noodles!

NICO: That's it! This is hopeless.

FORREST: Nico's right. It is hopeless. I just can't control

FORREST: myself and wait. And I'm ruining the Fuzzytown

FORREST: Friends Picnic for everyone. I guess I'll just go

FORREST: home so everyone else can have fun.

CARL: Stop, Forrest, stop!

FORREST: What is it, Carl?

CARL: There's got to be a way for you to control yourself

CARL: and wait your turn so you can stay at the picnic.

FORREST: How? What can help me control myself and wait?

CARL: I know it's been frustrating for everyone, but

CARL: let me collect my thoughts

CARL: Forrest wants to be able to control himself and wait...

CARL: But he can't wait...

CARL: And that's making everyone frustrated.

CARL: Waiting is like pausing. And if you want something to

CARL: pause you use a remote control!

CARL: Pause, Forrest, pause!

CARL: That's it!

CARL: I know something that might help you wait!

FORREST: What is this thing?

CARL: It's a pause button like the pause button on my

CARL: favorite remote control in my collection, the Sunstar !

FORREST: What does it do?

CARL: When you feel like you can't wait, press the pause

CARL: button and freeze!

FORREST: Then what?

CARL: Then, think about what could happen if you don't

CARL: wait, like eating all the noodles before anyone else

CARL: can try them. That might help you control yourself.

FORREST: I sure hope this works!

FORREST: Ooh! I can't believe Sheldon fixed up the Bumper

FORREST: Buggy. I really, really want to ride it, but I

FORREST: need Sheldon to give me the safety instructions

FORREST: first, and he's at the slide.

FORREST: I need to wait, but I can't!

CARL: Remember your pause button, Forrest.

FORREST: Pause, Forrest, pause.

FORREST: Now let me think what could happen if I don't wait!

FORREST: If I don't wait, I won't know how to work the

FORREST: controls.

FORREST: And I may crash and hurt myself. And the buggy may

FORREST: break.

FORREST: And my friends will be angry.

FORREST: And...I would have to leave the picnic and not have

FORREST: fun with my friends.

FORREST: But I want to have fun with my friends...so I will

FORREST: wait. [Sigh]

SHELDON: Okay, Forrest, I'm here!

FORREST: It's my turn!

FORREST: Wow! It worked, Carl! The pause button helped me

FORREST: control myself and wait my turn!

ALL TOGETHER: Yay!

CARL: Now to celebrate, how about a ride in the bumper

CARL: buggy?

FORREST: Let's go!

FORREST: Pause, Forrest, pause.

CARL: What's wrong, Forrest?

FORREST: I need to learn how to stop this thing!

SHELDON: Right! The brake is right here.

FORREST: Got it! Now let's ride!

CARL: The Super Blue Moon Sleepover

CARL: Mama, as you may know,

CARL: tonight is the night of the extremely rare Super

CARL: Blue Moon.

CARL'S MAMA: Oh, I do know. I've been getting ready for

CARL'S MAMA: your extremely rare, Super Blue Moon Pajama

CARL'S MAMA: Party all day!

CARL: Mama, Earth has not seen a Super Blue Moon like this in

CARL: so many years!

CARL'S MAMA: It's been a really long time!

CARL: Exactly! I've been waiting my entire life for

CARL: this. And if we miss it, we'll have to wait years for

CARL: the next one.

CARL'S MAMA: You never forget your first Super Blue Moon.

CARL: A Blue Moon is when you have two full moons in one

CARL: month. Rare!

CARL'S MAMA: So, THAT must be why folks say, "“once in a blue

CARL'S MAMA: moon"!

CARL: And a Super Moon is when you have a full moon at the

CARL: same time the Moon's orbit brings it closest to

CARL: Earth.

CARL'S MAMA: That's why it looks so big and bright,

CARL'S MAMA: right?

CARL: Yes! And tonight, both those things are happening at

CARL: the same time.

CARL'S MAMA: Oh, it's very special!

CARL: Yes! So at tonight's party everything has to go

CARL: according to plan.

CARL: This very simple, eight- step plan.

CARL: First, at PM sharp, everyone arrives.

CARL: Next, we all put on pajamas.

CARL: It's a pajama party, so technically, we should be in

CARL: pajamas.

CARL: Next, at :PM, we order pizza. Plain pizzas that

CARL: look like the moon.

CARL: While we wait for pizza, karaoke. I've made a whole

CARL: playlist of Super Blue Moon-related songs.

CARL'S MAMA: Ooh, I'd love to hear that playlist!

CARL: After that, :PM. Pizza party, on blue plates, of

CARL: course!

CARL: :PM. Sleeping bag set up in the tree fort!

CARL: pm. Super Blue Moon Trivia.

CARL: Such as, '‘did you know, a Super Blue Moon is not

CARL: actually blue?'

CARL: And then, at :pm, on the dot -

CARL: the big finale!

CARL: The rising of the Super Blue Moon!

CARL'S MAMA: Wow. Okay, that is a lot. Just remember

CARL'S MAMA: though, honey, sometimes plans can

CARL'S MAMA: unexpectedly change. So, have you thought

CARL'S MAMA: about what you'll do if that happens?

CARL: It's only simple steps, Mama. Should we go

CARL: through them again?

[doorbell rings]

CARL: They're here! And right on time!

CARL: See, Mama? Everything is going according to plan!

FUZZY FRIENDS: Hi, Carl!/Heya, Carl!/Yay, we're here!

FORREST: Super Blue Moon Party in full effect!

CARL: Hi, everyone.

CARL: Wait. Where's Nico?

ARUGULA: She's running a little behind, but she'll be

ARUGULA: here soon!

CARL: But we have to stay on schedule! There won't be

CARL: another Super Blue Moon for at least another years!

CARL'S MAMA: I'm sure Nico will be here soon, honey.

CARL'S MAMA: Everyone, come on in, and drop your stuff off!

FORREST: How-doo, Mamaroo!

SHELDON/ARUGULA: Hi, Maude!/ Hello!

LOTTA: Hi, Miss Carl's Mom!

CARL'S MAMA: [chuckling] Well, hello!

CARL'S MAMA: Okay now, I know you're all planning on

CARL'S MAMA: sleeping in the tree fort tonight, but if

CARL'S MAMA: anyone changes their mind and wants to come

CARL'S MAMA: inside, that's okay too.

CARL: [quielty] No it isn't. We have a plan and we're

CARL: sticking to it.

CARL: Welcome to the first ever Super Blue Moon Pajama

CARL: Party. Since this is a pajama party, let's put on

CARL: pajamas!

SHELDON: Ooh! Maximize our pajama time! Love it!

CARL: Okay, meet back here in...

CARL: ...fifteen minutes!

CARL: Okay, we are running on schedule. Except for Nico...

ARUGULA: Aww, I love everyone's jammies!

FORREST: Super Blue Moon Pajama Party huddle!

ALL TOGETHER: Super Blue Moon Pajama Party!

ARUGULA: Woo-hoo!

[doorbell rings]

NICO: Hey, Carl! Super Blue Moon Pajama Party, am I right?!

CARL: Nico, you are twenty-three minutes and...

CARL: ...sixteen seconds late. That was not the plan.

NICO: I'm sorry, Carl! But... it's gonna be totally

NICO: worth it. Look! My Grandma and I baked

NICO: Blue Moon pies!

CARL: [excited gasp]

CARL: Technically, it's Super Blue Moon Pies.

CARL: And everyone is in their pajamas already.

NICO: No worries!

NICO: Ta-da! I'm already in mine!

CARL: Okay. Friends arrive. Check. Put on pajamas. Check.

CARL: Come on in, Nico. Because, according to the

CARL: plan, it's time to order p

SHELDON/LOTTA/ARUGULA/NICO: Pizza!

FORREST: Aww, yeah!

CARL: Okay, we are getting all plain pizzas, that look like

CARL: the Super Blue Moon, and we're having them on blue

CARL: plates.

CARL'S MAMA: Well, hang on and let's see, Carl. Lotta, you

CARL'S MAMA: brought dinner from home, right?

LOTTA: Yes, my Dad packed me my favorite dinner -— pasta

LOTTA: shaped like chickens, green beans, and chicken

LOTTA: cutlets.

CARL'S MAMA: Got it. And Forrest?

CARL'S MAMA: Would you like something on top of your

CARL'S MAMA: pizza?

FORREST: If they have it, I'd like kalamata olives and

FORREST: pineapple, please. It's a delicacy!

CARL'S MAMA: Olives and pineapple, it is!

CARL: But with those toppings, the pizzas won't look like the

CARL: moon anymore!

FORREST: My slices will just have pineapple hills and olive

FORREST: moon craters!

CARL: Olives don't look anything like moon craters.

CARL: Order Pizza. Check.

CARL: Everyone! While we wait for pizza, we have Super Blue

CARL: Moon-themed Karaoke all set up out back!

ARUGULA/NICO/SHELDON/FORREST: Woo-hoo!

CARL: The first song we're playing is Once in a Blue

CARL: Super Moon. This is a group song.

ALL TOGETHER: Once in a blue super moon,

ALL TOGETHER: I sing this swingin' lunar

ALL TOGETHER: tune -

ARUGULA/NICO/SHELDON/FORREST: Aww!

CARL: Lotta, why aren't you singing?

LOTTA: Oh, I just don't want to hear my voice coming out of

LOTTA: the speaker right now.

CARL: But this is a group song. And you're part of the

CARL: group.

SHELDON: Carl, maybe Lotta could play an instrument from

SHELDON: your instrument collect instead?

LOTTA: That's a great idea! I have my traveling synthesizer

LOTTA: with me. I'll get it, and then I can jam along!

FORREST: Traveling synth. Wicked.

CARL: Karaoke...

CARL: I can't check it off the list yet.

CARL'S MAMA: Okay, everyone!

CARL'S MAMA: It's Pizza Time!

ARUGULA/NICO/SHELDON/FORREST: Woo-hoo! Yeah!

CARL: What? The pizza's here early? This is not the plan at

CARL: all!

CARL'S MAMA: Sweetie, it's okay! Early pizza is always a

CARL'S MAMA: good thing!

CARL: But it isn't the plan. First Nico showed up late with

CARL: the uninvited Super Blue Moon pies. Then Forrest

CARL: doesn't want plain Super Moon cheese pizza. Then Lotta

CARL: didn't want to sing, and now early pizza? This isn't

CARL: the plan at all!

CARL: Forrest, are you almost finished with your pizza? It's

CARL: time to set up the sleeping bags!

FORREST: Kalamata olive and pineapple pizza is a delicacy.

FORREST: You have to savor every bite.

CARL: But you do everything else SO FAST!

FORREST: Some things...

FORREST: ...you just cannot rush.

CARL'S MAMA: Carl, it's okay for everyone to pizza at their

CARL'S MAMA: own pace. Take your time, Forrest.

CARL: Come on...come on...

CARL: Can't...check...off... pizza...yet! Ahh!

CARL: There are only minutes and four seconds until

CARL: the rise of the Super Blue Moon. It's time for Super

CARL: Blue Moon Trivia!

FORREST: Or, and I'm just tossing this out there, I

FORREST: brought stuff to make friendship bracelets!

NICO/ARUGULA: Ooh, friendship bracelets!

LOTTA/SHELDON: Super Blue Moon friendship bracelets!/Woo-hoo!

FORREST: Or Super Blue Moon friendship necklaces, rings,

FORREST: anklets - it's flex.

NICO/ARUGULA/LOTTA: Yeah!/ So exciting!/Let's go!

CARL: But, the plan is to play Super Blue Moon Trivia now!

NICO: Well...looks like the plan's changing!

CARL: If it's not my plan, it's not my party!

CARL: Argh!

CARL'S MAMA: [deep breaths]

CARL'S MAMA: So, do you want to talk about it?

CARL: Mama, I made a plan. And then, all these things kept

CARL: happening that were not the plan.

CARL'S MAMA: Well, sometimes things happen, and you have to

CARL'S MAMA: change your plans. But when it happens,

CARL'S MAMA: you do have a choice to make.

CARL: I do?

CARL'S MAMA: Mm-hmm! You can stay up here and miss the

CARL'S MAMA: Super Blue Moon, which definitely wasn't part

CARL'S MAMA: of your plan, or you can choose to be a part of

CARL'S MAMA: the party, even if the plan wasn't exactly as

CARL'S MAMA: you planned it. Who knows? Maybe you'll even

CARL'S MAMA: have fun trying something new.

CARL: Maybe it would be okay to be part of the party, but I

CARL: left.

SHELDON: Carl, buddy, ya gotta come back to the tree fort! We

SHELDON: gotta show you something right now.

NICO/ARUGULA/LOTTA/FORREST: Carl!/Hi, Carl!/Dude!

NICO: We made you this friendship bracelet.

CARL: This is for me?

ARUGULA: Yes! It's got a Super Blue Moon charm in the middle!

ARUGULA: See?

NICO: Now we ALL have matching friendship bracelets.

FORREST: Mine is an anklet.

SHELDON: And now, we'll always have something to remember the

SHELDON: Super Blue Moon Pajama Party!

LOTTA: Not to mention, the Super Blue Moon.

SHELDON: What time is it, Carl?

CARL: It's :pm.

SHELDON: Just like you planned.

CARL: Super Blue Moon Rise. Check.

ALL TOGETHER: Look!/The Super Blue Moon!

CARL: It's the extremely rare Super Blue Moon!

ALL: Wow.

SHELDON: There's something ya gotta love about the moon. You

SHELDON: can always count on it being right on time.

CARL: Here's to the Super Blue Moon Pajama Party!

ALL TOGETHER: To the Super Blue Pajama Party!

SHELDON: And to true blue friends.

[♪♪ Drumbeat ]

[♪]

Singers: ♪♪ YES!

Singers: ♪♪ It's Carl,

Singers: ♪♪ The Collector!

♪♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪♪ It's Carl, it's Carl, ♪

Singers: ♪♪ ABSO-LUTE-LY!

♪♪ Clap, clap, clap

Singers: ♪♪ Carl!

Singers: ♪♪ It's Carl

Singers: ♪♪ The Collector!

♪♪ Clap, clap

Singers: ♪♪ It's Carl, it's Carl, ♪

Singers: ♪♪ The Collector!

Singers: [chanting] ♪♪ Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! ♪

Singers: ♪♪ The Collector!