01x04 - The Tombs

[bunniefuu]

It's Janay's birthday today

and I forgot.

Maybe I can give her

one of your weed pens.

Guys, where'd I leave my pens?

Ooh, I love

INDIGO: What?

Go say hi.

So I just be like,

"Hey, hello. What's good?"

That's exactly

what you're supposed to do.

I'm Ash.

No board slides

'til you call me.

All right.

Hey, you've been acting

mad sketchy today.

This girl Yvette Torrio's

been talkin' sh*t,

and I'm tryna find her.

Hell no.

Let's go get that b*tch.

Wait, hold on.

Lemme just get a bubble tea

really fast.

JANAY: Yo,

you need to watch your mouth.

Your boy needs to watch

his hands.

You need to stop talking sh*t.

Back the f*ck up.

What you doing?

This is the worst birthday ever.

It's your birthday?

No way. Happy birthday.

- Where are you?

- Knickerbocker.

You with everyone?

- Kirt, everyone got arrested.

- What?

No, we ran away.

- Yeah.

Maybe you did.

Honeybear called me.

She and Janay and that,

that chick Camille,

they got booked.

We got to get down there.

I'm at Knickerbocker.

Where the f*ck are you?

- Po-po never look up, bro.

- It's a lot of money

Why are you mad like that,

like that?

Ooh, I'm in my new

This sucks.

How long have we been here for?

Like, eight f*cking hours?

Cool, you're just not

gonna answer.

That's normal.

It hasn't been eight hours.

It's been, like, three.

- That's it?

This is pointless.

Janay, why'd you have to

start sh*t with that girl?

- I didn't start sh*t.

- Yeah, you did.

I wa I saw you.

You were all up in her face,

yelling at her.

- No! I was just trying

to talk to her.

It was Kirt who started

wildin' out.

- Can you shut

the f*ck up, please?

I'm trying to sleep.

- Sorry.

- Sorry.

- Sorry.

You stepped into her face

before Kirt even got outside.

You have no idea

what you're talking about.

I didn't do jack sh*t!

- For the record, neither did I.

- Yes, you did.

You peed on a cop car.

- It wasn't a cop car!

It was a regular car.

- If I needed an alarm clock,

I would've asked y'all to speak,

but I believe I said

"shut the f*ck up,"

so shut the f*ck up!

Why do you even care anyways?

It's not like you're our friend.

You just used us to help you

find your backpack.

I care because I'm the one

sitting here in jail

and I didn't even do anything.

So, yeah, and I-I can't believe

you're still mad

about Winter Bowl.

Like, dude, are you serious?

That's it wasn't my fault.

- Please stop, guys.

- You know, I actually had fun

with you that day, Camille.

And then you just left us

standing there

like a bunch of dumbasses.

- I wish I could have

gotten you in,

but they don't let you in

if they don't know you,

and they don't know you!

- Please stop, guys.

- Okay?

They were barely

gonna let me in!

- You didn't even try!

- Yes, I did!

- What the hell is wrong

with you b*tches?

- We'll stop.

We'll be quiet.

Sorry.

- Your girl over here

is freakin' the f*ck out,

and you over here fighting

about a bowl.

What the f*ck

is wrong with y'all?

- What's wrong?

- I can't get in trouble.

My dad, he's gonna k*ll me.

- You.

Time for your phone call.

- Hello?

- Hey, i-it's Camille.

- Yeah.

- It's Camille.

Man.

Sorry, I forgot to hit you up.

No, it's okay.

- I actually think

I'm still drunk.

But, there was a fight

at the Dome,

and I kind of got

caught up in it,

and I'm sort of arrested.

Sweet, innocent Camille

got arrested?

I love this sh*t.

- Yeah, I'm still arrested

right now.

I'm calling you from

the tombs?

- I'm I'm your one phone call?

No way.

Okay, okay.

Yo, I got you.

Just hold tight.

- Thank you so much.

I would call my dad, but

he just wouldn't understand,

and I'll get you back,

I promise.

- Don't go anywhere.

- Yeah, no, I mean,

I-I can't, but I won't.

- How do we get them out?

- The guy said $1,000

for each person.

- Each?

- Yeah.

- What?

We can make $2,000

so easily, bro.

I know you like dancing.

We could go busk on the train

or we could have a bake sale,

or we could sell weed brownies.

Shut the f*ck up.

What?

- We're in a precinct.

Don't you understand?

- Okay.

- I owe money for weed.

- Okay, sorry.

- How am I gonna get weed

to put in f*cking edibles?

- I don't know.

There's never a wrong idea

in the brainstorming phase.

That's what Janay always says.

I have the money.

- You do?

- It's to pay Farouk back

for the weed pens.

If I use it now, I'm not gonna

be able to pay him back.

I'm not gonna have sh*t

to give him.

- What the f*ck?

- Shut up!

I had to take care

of some business.

- Business that got the same

last name as you?

- Family business.

I'm going to cash this.

- Waiter?

W-waiter?

- Yo, I need the restroom.

- So then go.

- I can't pee in public.

Listen, Janay, I

What I did at Winter Bowl

the other day wasn't cool.

And, um

you know,

if I didn't say thank you,

then that's f*cked up,

because you really did

help me out,

and you saved my a*s that day.

So thank you.

I appreciate

your acknowledgement

even though I had to get you

arrested to do it.

Yep.

But I did have fun that day.

- It's all good.

- Guys, I got to pee.

- Yeah, but, like, I just think

you owe Yvette her chance

to say the side of things.

I don't owe Yvette sh*t.

She's a liar.

- Maybe, maybe not.

I mean, like, think about,

like, Bill Cosby.

Like, if someone had listened

to all those girls

- Girl, remember

when I got Cosby'd?

Well, not Cosby'd

I almost got Cosby'd,

because he tried

to buy me a drink,

but I was in AA at the time.

- Right.

- Look, I get that this sh*t

is serious, okay?

Like, I get it, but

You don't understand, like,

Donald is a really good guy.

Like, like, I've known

this dude for a while.

- Yeah, but there's a lot

of good guys with dirty dicks.

- Super dirty.

- Yeah.

- I mean, like, yeah,

there's a lot of good people

that do bad things.

- Did you go

to the bathroom yet?

- I can't.

It's too tense in here.

Maybe I should sing some songs

about, like, rain or water.

- Just pee.

- Okay, um, how about, ooh,

"Umbrella" by Rihanna?

I could do

"Don't Rain on My Parade"

by Barbra Streisand.

- I love that song.

- I know, right? It's so good.

Um

you have any suggestions?

- Just pee.

Why are you taking so long?

Watch out.

Everybody, shh.

- Think of the ocean,

baby girl

a running faucet.

- Or the rainforest.

- Why didn't I think of that?

That was

- Ain't nobody talking

to either one of you.

Sorry.

- They didn't even ask us

any questions.

They came in,

and they just took him.

- That's not right.

That's bullshit.

- I know.

- Why do police think

they can do sh*t like that?

Uno out.

- Damn, Esther,

you're good at this sh*t.

- I got the money.

- Great, 'cause I owe Esther

20 bucks.

- Dead-a*s?

- What was I supposed to do,

waiting for you?

- Are you f*cking kidding me?

- You took a long time.

- Kirt!

- Hi.

Yo, you guys got booked!

Janay, remember when

you wild out

and that skateboard

went through the window?

My God, did you know

that I was stuck on a

On a, um, fire escape

for, like, hours?

Yo, I'm gonna remember this

as the best day of my life.

- Kirt!

Stop!

It's not me that popped off.

It wasn't me, it was you.

Like, you're so volatile,

I never know what

you're gonna do next.

- It's called being down

for my girls.

- You threw a skateboard

through a window.

- Not for nothing, though.

I had your back.

That guy was being

disrespectful.

What else was I supposed to do?

- Um, not go from zero to 100

and then get us arrested

and then bounce.

- Okay, I got away.

I'm sorry.

I'm lucky.

- No, you're white.

My gosh,

would you rather have it be

that I did get arrested?

Both: Yes!

- Okay, whatever.

Peace, you're welcome.

- Y'all want to get Deli Mama?

Egg and cheese?

- Hell, yeah.

- Palomino.

Wake up!

You made bail.

Let's go.

- Hey, t-the guy

who bailed me out,

is he still there?

- I have no idea.

- I know.

Yeah, next time, I'll call you

if it happens again.

- Okay, yeah.

Yeah, I'll be home for dinner.

Okay.

You too.

Bye.

- There she is

Miss America

- Hey, Farouk.

- Show me the money!

You know, "Jerry Maguire," man.

Seriously, though,

show me the money.

- It's only been, like, a day.

- What do you think this is,

a f*cking 30-year

fixed mortgage?

No.

My money's past due.

If I don't get it,

I'm gonna have to

f*ck!

- Farouk?

- Indigo, I'm gonna have

to call you back.

- Hello?

- Yo, Bambi!

Let me see you do something.

- Yo, let me

I'm gonna go up there.

Let me see him tre flip.

Yeah, Luis,

you want to talk sh*t?

Let me see you do it.

- Yeah!

- Yo, Camille.

Looking like sh*t.

Up too late with Bambi?

- Nah, I was, like,

up with your mom.

- My mom?

- Yeah.

You jealous?

- No.

- Okay.

- Bambi!

- Okay?

- Hey.

- We're just doing

an Insta edit.

- We'll get you next time.

- Yeah, no worries.

How much do I owe you?

- For what?

- Bailing me out.

f*ck.

Camille, I'm so sorry.

I totally forgot.

My bad.

Yo, looks like you got out

on your own, though.

I knew you would.

You're a mad resourceful kid.

That's what I like about you.

- Yo, look at this, man.

- Yo, dude, that's

- Um, wait,

so what are you into?

Like, tell me a little bit more.

- Um, I like skating, I guess.

- I know that.

Nothing?

Okay.

Well, I like music.

I'm in school.

Um, I'm studying

music production.

And I want to score films.

I was actually

I have this concept for a movie

where it's a l*sbian

period piece,

but it's all scored

with EDM music.

Do you like deep house?

No?

I made you something.

- Okay.

Should I be scared?

Holy sh*t.

You drew this?

This is insane.

- I Googled you.

- You Googled me

and this came up?

- I found your old Tumblr.

- No!

- And I saw all

the Fall Out Boy posts.

My God.

I haven't listened

to Fall Out Boy

since I was, like, 14.

Yeah.

I guess maybe

you're not into them

since, you know

deep house.

- No.

No, no, no, this is

This is amazing.

This is perfect.

It's the best gift

I've ever gotten.

Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- You like filming people

so much.

Is that what you want to be?

You want to be a filmmaker?

- Um, I don't know,

but the thing about filming is,

people say things to the camera

that they'd never say

to your face.

- Yeah?

What do you want to say?

What do you want to say

to the camera?

Okay, I'm Honeybear.

I like anime and horror films.

I'm kind of awkward,

and I know that.

- But I'm on this date

right now with this girl Ash,

and, I'm trying

not to screw it up.

- You're not screwing it up.

Ha ha!

Come on!

- Do you have tattoos?

- Yeah, I have two tattoos.

I have this one.

It says "love."

- I saw this one.

- And this one.

It has a skateboard.

- I'd be f*cking dead

if I got a tattoo.

- Why?

- 'Cause I'm Jewish.

- What, will you get

in trouble for that?

We can't be buried

in cemeteries.

- If you get a tattoo?

- Yeah, but I have a secret one.

You do?

- Where?

- Like, when's my grandma

gonna pull down my lip?

You know?

- My God.

- That's mad funny.

- She'd have a f*cking

heart attack.

- Let me see it again.

- How many times you want

to f*cking see it?

- Because I don't be seeing

sh*t like this all the time.

- What's wrong?

- My friends

are getting me tight.

- It's okay.

I'm here.

- But I don't know what to do.

- Just shh.

- I don't know why

they're so mad at me.

I wasn't trying

to get them in trouble.

They should've run away

like I did.

- I don't think you should

worry about it right now.

Where you going?

- I'm hungry.

- Yeah?

Hello?

Something for you to eat

right here.

- It's not fair!

I'm a loyal-a*s friend.

And now I'm being punished.

What the f*ck is that?

You got any popsicles in here?

- I don't know,

maybe in the back.

I think in the door.

- What the f*ck are these?

- Those are really strong

shrooms, dude.

- Why are they in your freezer?

- I don't f*ck with them

anymore.

I had, like, one cap last year,

and I could feel my pubic hair.

I don't even have any.

Okay.

Can I have some?

- You can have the entire bag

if you make me c*m.

Okay.

- Hell, no.

- I'm f*cking Celia, b*tch.

- No, no, no, I know, I know.

I know you I know.

Look, I just need to talk

to your sister, though.

Okay? Please.

- Yeah.

We've seen how you talk.

- No, look, look, look, look.

I know that you hate me.

I get it, okay?

And I'm really sorry about

what happened that night, okay?

Look, I'll meet her

wherever she wants.

She can bring whoever she wants.

Please, I just

I want to hear her out.

- Give me your number.

- I just I need more time.

- I'm starting to suspect

you don't think this situation

is serious.

- No, I do.

- Let me show you something.

- f*ck, what happened?

- What happened is Karl

got f*cking pissed

he didn't get his money.

I told you

He does not f*ck around.

Jesus.

- You got 48 hours.

After that,

I can't protect you anymore.

- Hello?

Hi.

Yeah, um, this is Indigo Autry

from

We met at the skate park

a while ago,

and you gave me your card.

I was wondering

if you still needed models.

Yeah, um yeah, I can be there.

Can you tell me

how much it pays?

Um, all right, great.

I'll see you then.

Thank you.

- Indigo, Honeybear, Janay!

I come bearing gifts.

Janay, come here!

Look, I know a lot of sh*t

went down at the Dome

the other night,

and I know y'all

are hella pissed at me,

and I know I need

to make it up to you.

So what's a better way

to repair a friendship

than by doing drugs together?

- I don't do drugs.

- I'm good.

- What?

These are grade-A

natural mushrooms.

A vegan gave them to me.

You know they care about

what they put in their bodies.

- Kirt, a bag of drugs

isn't an apology.

I haven't heard

an "I'm sorry" yet.

- Okay, fine, I'm sorry.

- For what, though?

- I don't know!

Having your back?

Fighting the patriarchy?

- How is throwing a skateboard

through a window

fighting the patriarchy?

Yo, she still don't get it.

- How about for starting a fight

that didn't need to be started

in the first place, Kirt?

'Cause, frankly, mushrooms

isn't gonna fix this.

- Fine.

It's like that, then.

- Yep.

- You guys wearing bras?

- What?

- I see her.

- She's over there in the pool.

Get in.

Just you.

And I swear to God,

if you touch my sister,

I will drown you myself.

- So how do you think

it's going?

- What, you think we got

twin ESP or some sh*t?

- No, just body language.

- The twin ESP thing isn't real?

- No.

You guys are supposed to be

wearing bathing suits.

- We are wearing bathing suits.

- That looks more like

a bra and underpants.

- It's not.

- The bullshit thing is,

I really did like Donald.

He's cute.

He's funny.

You know, we made out a couple

times when we'd hang out.

And one night, he invited me

to this party.

You know,

it's kind of stupid now,

but it was almost like

our first real date.

- It's not stupid.

- Anyway, um, a lot of people

ended up crashing at the party,

and, um

'cause we were just

a little too drunk, and so

I ended up

going to sleep on the couch.

But, um

Ooh.

- Sorry.

- It's fine.

Donald had his hand

in my pants.

He was inside me.

And I pushed him off.

I was like, "Get off!"

You know?

It's it's f*cking weird.

And he said to me,

"Don't you like this?

Doesn't it feel good to you?"

I told him that it was weird,

and he left.

Next time I saw him, you know

I tried to talk to him

about it, and he

He said that I was the one

sending him mixed signals.

I was the one who was crazy.

He didn't even apologize to me.

That's when I started

posting sh*t online.

- She's telling the truth.

- How can you be sure?

- Because

he did the same thing to me.

Improved by KID

Enjoy the movie(s) / show(s)

What's up, Kirt?

Heard you were in a time out?

MAN: Yeah,

where'd you find the rat?

She found me.

I would never do anything

to hurt you, Janay.

You are my best friend.

You can't blame yourself

for this.

Are you like, mad at me?

I knew this would happen.

Chicks always start bugging

over nothing.

What?

Where are you going?

I have a job.

You took the job?

I have debt!

sh*t.

What, who are we hiding from?

Look, I don't need

to explain myself.

Honeybear!

Are you serious?

Yo!