02x18 - Gameshow Gaffe/Balancing Team Troubles

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Singer: ♪ Here comes Donkey Hodie!

Donkey Hodie: Hee-haw! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ She loves adventure. She loves surprise. ♪

♪ When there's a problem, she tries and tries. ♪

Singer: ♪ Let's go, Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ And if she fails, she'll bounce right back. ♪

♪ Come on, Duck Duck, give a quack! ♪

Duck Duck: Kay kay! Quack! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ When she plays with Bob Dog they have a ball! ♪

♪ It's fun for them, it's fun for all! ♪

Bob Dog: Bow wow! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ Just for fun, she'll take a trip, ♪

♪ with Purple Panda in his spaceship. ♪

Purple Panda: Hey-o! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ With a hee and a haw and a haw and a hee, ♪

♪ Someplace Else is the place to be ♪

♪ with our pal Donkey Hodie!

Donkey: Hee-haw!

♪♪

Donkey Hodie: [humming]

[wondering aloud] Ah, I wonder what I'll do today...

Gameshow Gator: Donkey Hodie! Donkey: [surprised gasp]

Gator: I need your help, please!

Donkey: What's wrong Gameshow Gator?

Gator: I accidentally agreed to do TWO gameshows

at the very same time!

Donkey: Oh no. Gator: Oh yes!

I have to go host Beach Blanket Basketball,

but I also have some contestants

waiting to play a different game!

Donkey: Oh, that IS a problem! How can I help?

Gator: Donkey Hodie... Donkey: Mm-hmm.

Gator: Could you be a gameshow host today?

Donkey: [gasps]

[to herself] This is a hee-HUGE responsibility!

I've always wanted to host a game show.

And I really think I could do it...

Gameshow Gator! Gator: Yes?

Donkey: I, Donkey Hodie, will host your gameshow!

Gator: Phew! Thank you, Donkey Hodie.

Let's go!

Duck Duck: This is so exciting! This is big time, yeah!

Bob Dog: Bow-wow! Purple Panda: Yeah!

Hiiiii! Bob Dog: Hey there, Donkey!

Donkey: Hi ya, Purple Panda, Duck Duck and Bob Dog!

[laughs] Gator: Okee dokee, Donkey Hodie.

This game show is all yours!

May I present to you...

Dinko! Doodle! Disc Drop!

[laughs]

Panda/Duck Duck/Bob Dog: Ooo! Look at that! Mm-hmm.

Bob Dog: Bow-wow. Donkey: Wow! [gasps]

Gator: Every contestant will drop one disc

down the Dinko Doodle Disc Drop board

and whoever gets their disc in the green slot...

wins the game and gets this...

Dinko! Doodle! Drum!

Panda/Duck Duck/Bob Dog: Ooo!

Duck Duck: That's a good-looking drum.

Panda: I got to get that drum. Bob Dog: Mm-hmm.

Duck Duck: Yeah! I'm going to get it.

Bob Dog: Mm-hmm. Panda: Well...

Donkey: This sounds hee-hawesome!

Your gameshow is in good hooves. [laughs]

Gator: Thanks, Donkey Hodie.

Call me if you need any help.

Donkey: Oh, I will!

[cheers and applause]

♪♪

Everyone!

It's time to play-

Panda/Duck Duck/Bob Dog: Dinko! Doodle! Disc Drop!

Panda: Hey-o! Bob Dog: Arrooo!

Duck Duck: Yeah! Yeah!

Donkey: ♪ Dinko Doodle Disc Drop is the game to play, ♪

♪ When you want to have a game-eriffic day! ♪

♪ The disc goes back and forth until it's done. ♪

♪ If it lands in the center, you win a Dinko Doodle Drum! ♪

♪ It bounces down, down, down, but where will it go? ♪

Panda/Duck Duck/Bob Dog: ♪ Go, go, go!

Donkey: ♪ Let's just hope it's closest to the green zone! ♪

Panda/Duck Duck/Bob Dog: ♪ Zone, zone, zone!

Donkey: ♪ Get it in the middle, that's the special spot. ♪

♪ Come on, contestants! Let's play- ♪

Donkey/Panda/Duck Duck/Bob Dog: ♪ Dinko Doodle Disc Drop!

Panda: Hey-o! Duck Duck: Yeah!

Bob Dog: Bow-Wowie!

Donkey: First up - Puuuuuurple Pandaaaaa!

Panda: Oh, that's me! Duck Duck: Yeah!

Go for it, Purple Panda! Bob Dog: Yeah. Go on, Panda!

Panda: Oh!

Duck Duck: Yeah, what are you waiting for?

Bob Dog: Go get 'em!

Duck Duck: Oh, this is gonna be good.

Bob Dog: Mm-hmm.

♪♪

Panda: [gasps] Okay. Should I drop my disc here?

Or here?

Oh, I'll drop my disc here. [giggles]

And here we go.

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Bob Dog: [gasps] Duck Duck: Woah!

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Donkey: Oh.

Good try, Purple Panda!

Panda: [sighs] Thank you, Donkey.

Donkey: Next up is Duck Duck! [laughs]

Duck Duck: Kay kay, so let's see.

Uh, Purple Panda started his from here,

and it wound up there so I'm going try-

[louder] I'm going to try going closer to the center.

That's what I'm going to do.

Kay kay, here we goooo.

♪♪

D'oh! Aw, hey hey Donkey,

can I have another turn, please pleeeeease?

Donkey: Oh... well...

um... sure...

Go ahead! Duck Duck: Yeah!

Panda: Hey! I didn't get a-

Duck Duck: Here I goooo!

Duck Duck: Yeah! Look at that! All right!

Panda: Oh, wait a minute. Duck Duck got two turns!

Can I get two turns?

Donkey: Well...I guess that's only fa-

Panda: Hey-o!

Donkey: ...fair.

♪♪

Panda: Hey-o!

Donkey: Wow! Nice job, Panda!

Panda: Thank you!

Bob Dog: [upset] Uh, wait!

I haven't had a turn yet and they've had two!

Donkey: Oh, oh, right-right.

Next up...

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...Bob Dog!

Bob Dog: Look at this!

I have two discs that I can drop at the same time!

Duck Duck: Um. I do not think I like this.

Donkey: [unsure] Well... you both got to drop two discs

on your separate turns...

Duck Duck: [protesting] But-but it's...

Donkey: So I, uh, guess Bob Dog can drop two at the same time.

Bob Dog: Let's see... I'll put this one in the middle.

And this one over here. Yeah.

♪♪

[cheers and applause]

Bob Dog: [gasps] Aroooooo!

I win! I win! I win! I win! I win!

Donkey: Congratulations, Bob!

Duck Duck: No-no, no-no-no-no-no.

Donkey: You win the Dink- Panda: Donkey!

This doesn't seem very fair! Duck Duck: Yeah! Yeah!

Bob Dog's two discs bounced off each other and helped him win,

but we could only drop one disc at a time.

Panda: Yeah!

Donkey: Uh. Uh.

Hang on a second.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Ok.

Duck Duck and Purple Panda aren't happy

because they want to play the same way as Bob Dog...

Oh, think, Donkey Hodie! Think!

Hm...

Okay!

I declare...

a REDO!

Panda: Hey-o! Duck Duck: Yeah! Yeah!

Bob Dog: Bow-wowie!

Donkey: And this time, everyone only gets one turn.

Panda: Oh, that's fair. Duck Duck: Oh kay kay.

Yeah. Bob Dog: Okay.

Donkey: It's time to play...

Donkey/Panda/Duck Duck/Bob Dog: Dinko! Doodle! Disc Drop!

Panda: Hey-o! Bob Dog: Arooo!

♪♪

Donkey: Go ahead, Purple Panda!

Panda: Okay! Donkey: Woah.

Panda: Ready for my one turn.

Donkey: Oh, that's a lot of discs!

♪♪

[cheers and applause]

Panda: [gasps] Hey-o!

Did I win? Did I win?

Donkey: Um... uh... maybe?

But we need to let the other contestants take their turns.

Next up is Duck-

Hey! Where'd you go?

Duck Duck: My turn! Yeah!

Donkey: Uh. Uh.

Uh, this doesn't feel right!

♪♪

[cheers and applause] Duck Duck: Ooo! Ooo!

Two of my discs landed in the green slot -

that means I win double, right?

Yeah! Double drums! Yeah!

Donkey: Wait! Stop the music!

Duck Duck: What, what?

Bob Dog: Yeah, not so fast, Duck Duck!

I still have to take my turn.

Duck Duck: Oh, by all means...

Bob Dog: Ah, thank you!

[hums to himself]

Ah-ha-ha!

Now!

Donkey: Those aren't discs!

You need to play with discs, Bob Dog!

Duck Duck: But, but...

Bob Dog: Well, since my tennis ba*ls

are the only thing left on the board,

that must mean I'm the winner - again!

Duck Duck: But... wait! Wait!

Wait! Wait! Panda: Hey!

Duck Duck: [upset] But th-this is not fair, Donkey...

Donkey: I know.

Panda: Well, what are we going to do?

Duck Duck: Yeah! Donkey: Well, I-I think...

I, uh, I think...

I think it's time to call a friend!

Hello? I need your help, please!

Gator: Donkey Hodie? Everything okay?

Donkey: No. Everything was okay,

but then the game got a little out of control

and now I don't think anyone is having any fun!

Gator: [gasp] Really? Why not?

Donkey: Well, I felt bad when my friends didn't do well,

so I changed the rules, and then everyone got upset

because the game wasn't fair.

Gator: Wow! That IS a problem.

You gotta remember - your job as gameshow host

is to be sure everyone plays by the rules.

Donkey: Okay. Okay.

Thanks, Gameshow Gator.

Contestants! Panda: Hmm?

Duck Duck: What, what? Bob Dog: Hmm?

Donkey: If everyone wants Dinko-Doodle-Disc Drop

to be fun and fair... Panda/Duck Duck/Bob Dog: Yeah?

Donkey: Then everyone needs to play by these rules...

Duck Duck: Oh, oh. Bob Dog: All right.

Donkey: Each contestant gets one turn with one disc.

Panda: Hmm.

Donkey: Whoever's disc is closest to the green slot wins.

Does everyone understand the rules?

Panda: Yes. Bob Dog: One disc, one drop.

That's fair. Duck Duck: Oh, yep, yep, yeah!

Those sound like good rules to me.

Panda: Mm-hmm.

Donkey: Then once again it's time to play:

Donkey/Panda/Duck Duck/Bob Dog: Dinko! Doodle! Disc-Drop!

Donkey: You're up, Panda!

Duck Duck: Mm-hmm. Panda: Hey-o!

Duck Duck: Yeah! Bob Dog: Good luck!

♪♪

Donkey: Nice job, Panda! Panda: Thank you!

Duck Duck: Kay kay! Let's do this.

♪♪

I believe in you!

Yeah!

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Donkey: Ooo! So close! Duck Duck: Yeah!

Close. Bob Dog: I'm up!

Donkey: And remember, Bob Dog,

the rules are one disc and one turn.

No tennis ba*ls.

Bob Dog: Yep! That's fair.

Yep. Alrighty.

♪♪

Bow-wow!

Donkey: [giggles] Nice playing, everyone!

You all played fairly, and today the winner is...

Duck Duck!

Duck Duck: Oh!

I don't believe it!

The Dinko Doodle Drum!

Yeah! Diki-dikah! Diki-dikah!

Donkey: [laughing] Congratulations!

Duck Duck: Diki-dikah! Diki-dikah!

Duck Duck: Uh, say Donkey, is there any rule against me

sharing this drum with my fellow contestants?

Donkey: [laughs] Not at all!

Hee-hawsome idea!

Duck Duck: Aw, yeah! C'mon in! Yeah, join in the beatin'!

Panda: Hey-o! Bob Dog: Bow-wowie!

♪♪

Donkey: Thanks for playing by the rules and joining us for...

Donkey/Panda/Duck Duck/Bob Dog: Dinko! Doodle! Disc Drop!

Donkey: Yeah! Panda: Hey-o! Yeah!

Bob Dog: Arooo! Donkey: Haw-hee-ha!

O CDonkey: Alright, Donkey.

Time to practice your Balance Ball skills.

Okay. Oh, woah-oh, okay.

Yes.

[gasp] Hee-haw, I did it!

Harriett Elizabeth Cow: Mmm, Donkey Hodie!

Aren't you terrific at Balance Ball!

Ooo, I am so impressed by your balancing!

Donkey: [laughs] Thanks, Harriett.

I play Balance Ball a lot.

Harriett: Well, lucky for you, today is practice

for the Someplace Else Balance Ball team!

Donkey: [gasp] We have a Balance Ball team?

Harriett: Mm-hmm, I'm the coach

and I think you have what it takes to play on the team!

Donkey: Hee-haw! I'd be hee-honored!

[laughs] Harriett: Hmm.

Practice starts soon.

If you want to join, just come on by my barn.

Donkey: Oh, okay!

[laughs]

Oh, I'm so proud I was invited to be on the team!

[giggles] But...

I've only ever played Balance Ball by myself.

Never on a team.

[gasps]

What if I'm not as good as everyone else?

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Announcer: It's all up to Donkey Hodie.

Donkey: Uhhh. Uhhh.

Woah. Woah. Woah. Oh.

Penguin Referee: Balance Ball, NO!

Announcer: Ooo. The Someplace Else Balance Ball team has lost!

Donkey: Hmm.

Teammates: Aww.

Penguin Referee: Balance Ball, NO!

Donkey: Hmm. Oh.

Oh, I, I don't know if I want to play on the team.

Everyone will be counting on me,

and-and what if I make a mistake and let them down?

Hmm.

But... But maybe one of my best friends will be there?

Yeah, yeah.

If Panda, or Duck Duck, or Bob Dog is there,

I would feel more comfortable!

[gasps] Yes!

Balance Ball practice here I come!

♪♪

Hakim: Woah-oh. Steady.

Isabela: Woahhhhh.

♪♪

Donkey: Hmm.

Oh, I don't see any of my friends.

I'm getting a little nervous.

Harriett: Mm-hmm. Keep it up.

That's some beautiful balancing there.

Donkey: Hmm.

Harriett: Keep that paddle nice and still n'at.

Donkey: Maybe I'll just watch over here

from the side for a bit.

♪♪

Woah, that bird is a really great balancer.

[sighs]

But am I that good?

Harriett: Hey there, Donkey!

Hey, you ready to come out here and join us?

Donkey: No. Harriett: Hmm.

Donkey: I'm feeling really nervous about joining the team.

Harriett: Hmm. Well, that's okay!

You know, joining a new team can be really hard.

Donkey: Yeah! I don't know anyone,

and I'm not sure I'm as good at balancing as them.

I just wish I felt more comfortable

so I could join the team.

Harriett: Well, you know something Donkey...

♪ Whenever things are new

♪ And it's all right in front of you, ♪

♪ I've learned a little tip,

♪ And that little tip is this!

C'mon! ♪ If you're feeling nervous

♪ About a thing you're not used to, ♪

♪ Yeah, one can get uncomfortable ♪

♪ About that thing you're about to do. ♪

♪ That's the time that I have found ♪

♪ To sort it all out, To slow it all down, ♪

♪ Relax and take a deep breath And take it step by step. ♪

♪ First things first, Second thing's next. ♪

♪ Step by step 'til It all connects. ♪

♪ It may feel hard to do it, So take it Step by step. ♪

Donkey: ♪ So if I feel uncomfortable,

♪ I can always take things slowly. ♪

Harriett: ♪ Yes, relax and take a deep breath, ♪

Harriett/Donkey: ♪ And take it step by step!

♪ First things first, Second things next, ♪

♪ Step by step 'til It all connects. ♪

♪ It may feel hard to do it, So take it Step by step. ♪

♪ It may feel hard to do it, So take it Step by step. ♪

Harriett: You can do this, Donkey!

Donkey: [laughs] Thanks, coach!

I, Donkey Hodie, will take things slowly until I am ready.

Harriett: Sounds good!

Okay team, paddles up!

Penguin: Let's go! Isabela: Okay!

Donkey: [to herself] Now, how do I take things step by step?

Think, Donkey Hodie, think.

Hmm.

Hee-haw, I know!

At home, I always warm up my hoof before I start balancing.

That can be my first step!

♪♪

Mm-hmm. All warmed up! Next step: hmm...

♪♪

Maybe I'll feel more comfortable if I practice

without everyone else watching me.

Hmm.

I can balance my ball over here for a bit, on the side.

Yeah.

♪♪

That's feeling better.

Woah-oh.

Woah-ah-ah.

Wah. [sighs]

Harriett: Ooo, lookin' good Donkey Hodie!

So, uh, how ya feelin' now?

Donkey: Well, I do feel better, but I'm still a little nervous.

I think I need to keep taking it slowly until I'm ready.

Harriett: Well, that's all right!

So what's your next step going to be? Hmm?

Donkey: Hmm. [gasp]

Practicing on the side helped me feel better,

so maybe I can practice on the field next,

just a little closer to the team?

Harriett: Well, that is a wonderful idea!

Donkey: Yeah, and if I feel better after that,

my last step can be to join the team!

Harriett: Oh well, that sounds like a plan!

♪♪

Donkey: Okay. I'm on the field now.

Time to balance.

♪♪

Woah-oh-oh.

Woah-oh.

[gasps] Hee-haw, I did it!

Hmm.

You know, I feel better now!

I think I'm ready for the last step,

Going out there with the team.

Okay, Coach Harriett, here I come!

Harriett: Okay everyone, listen up!

I want yinz all to welcome the newest member

of our Balance Ball team, Donkey Hodie!

Hakim: Hi, Donkey! Isabela: Hi, Donkey Hodie!

Penguin: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Donkey: Oh, hi.

Hakim: Hey, Donkey, um, my name's Hakim.

And I am so excited that you're on the team!

Donkey: Thanks! Harriett: [blows whistle]

Ok, now it's time for the Balance Ball relay!

Donkey: Ah! Penguin: Oh!

Isabela: Relay! Relay! Relay!

Now everyone will balance the ball for three seconds

and then pass it to the next teammate,

and the last one in line flips the ball...

...into this bucket!

Hmm.

♪♪

Donkey: Uh, uh.

Oh.

I've never done the Balance Ball relay before.

Hmm.

Wait.

If I'm uncomfortable doing something new,

I can just take things slowly, until I'm ready!

Time out, Coach Harriett!

I need a little more time to get ready!

Harriett: By all means!

[blows whistle]

Time out!

Donkey: Okay, I-I need to take this step by step.

Hmm.

Step one is to warm up.

♪♪

Hoof's feeling good!

Next step, balance a ball.

Easy does it, Donkey.

You can do this.

You can do this.

Woah-oh.

[gasps] I did it!

Feeling more comfortable now!

Next step is to go on the field and balance the ball there.

♪♪

Okay.

Woah.

Woo-oo-oo.

Yeah-ah! I'm feeling better!

[giggles]

Last step is to go out there with the team!

I'm ready, Coach Harriett!

Harriett: Oh, good-good-good-good.

Yeah, yeah. Take your place in line, Donkey Hodie.

Donkey: You got it, coach!

Harriett: Okay now, on my whistle,

we will begin the Balance Ball relay.

Isabela/Hakim/Donkey/Penguin: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Harriett: Ready, set, go!

[blows whistle]

♪♪

Isabela: One.

Two.

Three!

Hakim: Oh, oh, oh.

Harriett: Ooo, ooo. That's Ok!

If it falls, just pick it up and try again!

♪♪

Isabela: Go, Hakim!

You can do it!

Penguin: Squibbit! Squibbit!

Donkey: [gasps] Go, Hakim!

Hakim: One.

Two.

Three.

Toss!

♪♪

Donkey: Okay. You got this, Donkey.

Harriett: Moo-HOOOOOO!

Donkey: One... Isabela: Go, Donkey!

Hakim: You got this! Penguin: Squibbit.

Donkey: Two...

[sighs] Woah. Uh. [sighs]

Hakim: Hey, Donkey!

Hey. Hi. That's okay, Donkey.

Keep trying!

Donkey: Hmm.

♪♪

Donkey: One.

Two.

Three!

[gasps] Hee-haw!

♪♪

Penguin: Squibbit.

Isabela/Hakim: Oh!

Donkey: Yeah! Ha, ha! Wow!

Hey, nice shot!

Penguin: Oh, squibbit!

Harriett: [blows whistle] Oh, what a relay!

What a practice!

Give yourselves a round of applause, team.

Penguin: Squibbit! Squibbit! Isabela: Go team!

Harriett: Oh, we are so happy

to have you on the team, Donkey Hodie.

Donkey: Aw! Thanks everyone for making me feel so welcome!

Isabela: You're welcome, Donkey!

Hey, does anyone want to go and get some fro-yo?

Donkey: [gasps] Count me in! Hakim: Yeah! I love fro-yo!

Hakim: Let's do it! Penguin: Squibbit!

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[giggles]