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02x25 - A Donkey Hodie Road Trip

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Donkey Hodie". Aired: May 3, 2021 – present.*
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In the land of Someplace Else, just north of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Donkey Hodie and her friends go throughout their day while solving different problems along the way.

02x25 - A Donkey Hodie Road Trip

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♪♪

Singer: ♪ Here comes Donkey Hodie! ♪

Donkey Hodie: Hee-haw! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

Singer: ♪ She loves adventure. She loves surprise. ♪

♪ When there's a problem, she tries and tries. ♪

Singer: ♪ Let's go, Donkey Hodie! ♪

Singer: ♪ And if she fails, she'll bounce right back. ♪

♪ Come on, Duck Duck, give a quack! ♪

Duck Duck: Kay kay! Quack! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

Singer: ♪ When she plays with Bob Dog they have a ball! ♪

♪ It's fun for them, it's fun for all! ♪

Bob Dog: Bow wow! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

Singer: ♪ Just for fun, she'll take a trip, ♪

♪ with Purple Panda in his spaceship. ♪

Purple Panda: Hey-o! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie! ♪

Singer: ♪ With a hee and a haw and a haw and a hee, ♪

♪ Someplace Else is the place to be ♪

♪ with our pal Donkey Hodie! ♪

Donkey: Hee-haw!

♪♪

Cousin Hodie: Road Trip! Road trip!

Road trip! Road trip! Road trip! Road trip!

Donkey: Hmm, let's see, I've packed my water,

I've packed lots of yummy snacks, and uh...

Oh, I can't forget to pack my walkie-talkie.

Cousin: [laughs]

Panda: Donkey Hodie and Cousin Hodie, hi!

Donkey: [giggles] Purple Panda, hi!

Cousin: Panda, guess what? Guess what?

Panda: [gasps] I love guessing games.

Uh, lemme see, is it uh-

Cousin: We're going on a road trip!

Panda: Road trip? I would've never guessed that!

Donkey: Yeah! Look!

I'm gonna show Cousin some of the hee-hawesome places

he's never been in Someplace Else!

Panda: [gasps] Wow! What kind of places, Donkey?

Cousin: Mm-hmm.

Donkey: First, we're going to start here

and go all the way to the Bubble Gusher!

Cousin: Donkey says bubbles burst out of the ground!

[laughs excitedly] Panda: Ooo. I love bubbles!

Cousin: Mm-hmm. Panda: They're so...bubbly!

Donkey: Mm-hmm. Panda: [giggles]

Then where are you going?

Donkey: Oh. Second stop is

all the way to the Heehaw Hayride Farm!

Cousin: Donkey says we're gonna go on a real hayride!

Panda: [gasps] I love hayrides!

Cousin: Mm-hmm. Panda: They're so...hayride-y!

Cousin: [laughs]

Donkey: And then the last stop is someplace even

I've never been...

Flower Mountain!

Panda: [gasps]

THE Flower Mountain?

Donkey: The one and only!

Cousin: Donkey says there's a super long slide that goes

all the way from the tippy top of the mountain to the bottom!

Panda: Oh, slides are so slide-y!

[giggles] And I love those ones

that go all the way from the tippy top to the bottom!

Donkey: Oh me, too! Cousin: [giggles]

It's gonna be one haw-heesome road trip!

Panda: [giggles] Wow, I've never even been to Bubble Gusher,

or Heehaw Hayride Farm, or Flower Mountain.

Donkey: You haven't? Panda: No.

But maybe one day we can go on our own road trip, Donkey.

Have fun! [giggles]

Donkey: But how about today?

[zip!]

Panda: One day can be today?

Donkey: It sure can!

Why don't you come with us, Panda pal?

Panda: Are you sure?

Cousin: Yes, please!

Come with us, Panda!

Donkey: A road trip with my cousin and my very best pal?

Oh yeah! [giggles]

I, Donkey Hodie,

will take Cousin Hodie and Purple Panda on a road trip!

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: Ha!/Hey-o!/Haw-hee!

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: Road trip! Road trip! Road trip!

Road trip! Road trip! Road trip!

[laughs]

Donkey: Now everyone grab a bouncy ball

'cause that's how we're going to travel!

Panda: [gasps] I'll go get mine!

[boing! zip!]

[boing! boing! boing!]

Hey-o!

Donkey: [laughs] We're ready for the hee-hawesomest road trip

two donkeys and a panda have ever taken!

Panda: Then, let's bounce!

Cousin: Yeah! Road trip!

[boing! boing! boing!]

Cousin: Are we there yet?

Donkey: We just left, Cousin!

Cousin: Oh. Panda: Okay, let's bounce!

Cousin: Okay!

Donkey: Are we there now?

Donkey: [giggles] Not yet. Cousin: [groans]

Panda: Okay, let's bounce!

[boing! boing! boing!]

Cousin: How about now? Donkey: [giggles] Nope.

Cousin, it's going to take a little while to get there.

Cousin: [sighs] Oh, I wish we could be there now!

Panda: Me too!

Donkey: Hmm. What we need is a song.

Cousin: A song? Donkey: Oh yeah!

We'll have so much fun singing

that we won't think about how far we have to go.

Panda: Donkey's right, you know.

Every fun road trip has a fun road trip song.

MUSIC!

Donkey: ♪ The open road is ready And waiting for us to explore. ♪

Panda: ♪ We're going places We've never gone before! ♪

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: ♪ We're going on a road trip ♪

♪ You and you and me. ♪

♪ We're going on a road trip, Can't wait for what we'll see! ♪

Donkey: ♪ Someplace Else is calling. ♪

Panda: ♪ Adventure's in the air! ♪

Donkey: ♪ Isn't it hee-hawesome? ♪

Cousin: ♪ I hope we're almost there! ♪

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: ♪ We're going on a road trip, ♪

♪ You and you and me. ♪

♪ We're going on a road trip, Can't wait for what we'll see! ♪

Donkey: ♪ Spending time with each other. ♪

Panda: ♪ Lots of laughs to share. ♪

Donkey: ♪ Making memories together!

Cousin: ♪ Are we almost there? ♪

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: ♪ We're going on a road trip, ♪

♪ You and you and me. ♪

♪ We're going on a road trip, Can't wait for what we'll see! ♪

[pop!]

[ba*ls deflating]

Donkey/Cousin: Huh?/Um?

Panda: What happened?

Cousin: My bouncy ball popped!

Panda: Uh, me too.

Donkey: Mine three.

Oh! I think I found the culprit.

[tink!]

This pineapple!

It's got sharp, pointy points.

[tink!]

Cousin: I found one, too!

[tink!]

Panda: What is going on here?

Is this some sort of pineapple hide 'n' seek,

scavenger hunt or something like that?

Donkey: Hmm. We must be near Pineapple Park.

Cousin: Well, I don't know, but-but now we can't go on our road trip!

Donkey: Oh, of course, we can!

Panda: But Donkey, how will we travel there?

Donkey: Um. Maybe, uh, maybe we could change the plan?

[both gasp]

Cousin/Panda: Change the plan?

Donkey: Yes! We need to find a different way

to get to the Bubble Gusher.

Think, Donkey Hodie, think!

Cousin: Think, Cousin Hodie, think.

Donkey: Hmm.

Panda: Well, three heads are better than one, right?

Donkey: Mm-hmm.

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: Think, think, think.

Hmm.

Panda: [gasps] We can take my spaceship!

Donkey: Oh yeah!

Oh, but I don't think there's any place

to land near the Bubble Gusher.

Panda: Huh. Cousin: Hmm.

Is it a far walk, Donkey?

Panda: Uh, I-I think it's not just a far walk,

it's a FAR walk, Cuz.

Donkey: Mm-hmm, we need a way to go that's faster than walking.

Panda: Yeah.

Donkey: Uh... Hmm...

[gasps] I've got it!

[walkie-talkie clicks]

Hello?

Trolley: [Ding! Ding-ding!]

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: Trolley!

Donkey: [giggles] Thanks for coming so fast, Trolley!

Trolley: [Ding-ding!]

Donkey: Trolley, can you please give us a ride to the Bubble Gusher?

Trolley: [Ding-ding-ding!]

Donkey: [gasps] Our road trip is back on track!

[giggles] Cousin: Road trip! [laughs]

Trolley: [Ding-ding! Ding-ding!]

Panda: Oh, I know what that means...

All aboard!

Cousin: Road trip!

Panda: One, two, and three. [giggles]

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: ♪ We're going on a road trip, ♪

♪ You and you and me. ♪

♪ We're going on a road trip, Can't wait for what we'll see! ♪

♪ We're going on a road trip, You and you and me. ♪

♪ We're going on a road trip, Can't wait for what we'll see! ♪

Trolley: [Ding-ding!]

Cousin: I like riding with you, Trolley.

It's so bouncy and breezy and fun! [giggles]

This is haw-heesome!

Trolley: [Ding-ding-ding!]

Donkey: Aw, Trolley says it's haw-heesome too, Cousin!

Cousin: [gasps]

That's what Trolley's dings mean?

Panda: That's right. Three dings is a "yes!"

Cousin: Wa-hoo, Trolley!

Donkey: [laughs] Thanks for your help, Trolley!

Trolley: [Ding-ding!]

Cousin: I do have one question, Trolley, are we there yet?

[giggles]

Trolley: [Ding!]

Panda: One ding, that would be a "no".

Cousin: Oh, but that's okay

because we're having so much fun!

I have another question, Trolley: Can you go faster?

Trolley: [Ding-ding-ding!]

Donkey: [gasps] Cousin: Three dings, yeah!

Haw-hee!

I didn't know we had to go through Someplace Cold

to get to the Bubble Gusher.

Donkey: Brrr. Panda: Brrr. So chilly.

Cousin: Can this road trip get any better?

Panda: Hey-o!

Donkey: Hee-haw! Cousin: [laughs] Whee!

♪♪

Trolley: [Ding!]

Donkey: Everything okay, Trolley?

Trolley: [Ding-ding. Ding-ding-ding.]

[Ding-ding-ding-ding!]

Panda: You can't ride on the grass?

Trolley: [Ding.]

Panda: But... You said there's no more path?

Trolley: [Ding-ding-ding.]

Cousin: Oh no!

But does this mean we can't go to the Bubble Gusher?

Donkey: No, it just means we have to change the plan, Cousin Hodie.

Cousin: Oh, yeah? Panda: Oh, yeah.

We can. We can change the plan.

Cousin: Hmm. Panda: Wait a minute.

That rhyme will come in handy.

Donkey: [giggles]

Let's see. Cousin: Hmm.

Donkey: We're here. And the Bubble Gusher's here.

It's not far at all.

[gasps] We can walk the rest of the way!

Panda/Cousin: Hey-o!/Haw-hee! [giggles]

Donkey: Oh! Hey Trolley?

Would you mind waiting here for us?

Trolley: [Ding-ding-ding!]

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: Thank you, Trolley!

Donkey: To the Bubble Gusher!

Panda: Hey-o! [giggles]

Cousin: Road trip!

♪♪

Donkey: [laughs] Here it is!

The Bubble Gusher.

♪♪

Panda: Uh, Donkey...

Are you sure this is the Bubble Gusher?

Cousin: It looks like a hole in the ground.

Donkey: Just wait for it.

[gurgling, rumbling]

Panda: [gasps] Ooo! A bubble!

[giggles] They're so round and bubbly.

Cousin: I thought there'd be more bubbles.

Donkey: Just wait for it.

[gurgling, rumbling]

Cousin: [gasps] Haw-hee!

Panda: Oh! [gasps]

More bubbles!

Cousin: There must be a million, katrillion of them!

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: [laughing]

[pop! pop! pop!]

[pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!]

Panda: Oh. I got one!

Donkey: [laughing]

Panda: Ahh.

Cousin: Ha! [pop! pop!]

Oh! A double bubble!

Donkey: Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!

Oh. Panda: Hey, Donkey.

There's a bubble on your nose.

[pop!] Donkey: [gasps, laughs]

Panda: And you've got two, Cousin Hodie!

[giggles]

Cousin: [giggles]

[pop!] Panda: [giggles]

I love catching bubbles with you, Cousin Hodie.

Cousin: And popping them, too! [laughs]

Donkey: Okay! That was so much fun!

Cousin/Panda: Mm-hmm./Yeah.

Donkey: Now it's time to go to our second stop:

Heehaw Hayride Farm!

Cousin: Oh! I hope it's as haw-heesome as the Bubble Gusher!

Donkey: [laughs] Oh, it is, just you wait!

Cousin: Haw-hee!

Road trip! Road trip! Road trip! Road trip!

Donkey: [giggles] Okay...

Now then, we're here and Heehaw Hayride Farm is here.

Now, come on! Let's go back to Trolley!

Cousin: [laughs] Panda: Hey-o!

♪♪

Trolley: [Ding-ding!]

♪♪

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: ♪ Going on a road trip, ♪

♪ You and you and me. ♪

♪ We're going on a road trip, Can't wait for what we'll see! ♪

Cousin: ♪ Someplace Else is calling. ♪

Panda: ♪ Adventure's in the air! ♪

Donkey: ♪ Isn't it hee-hawesome? ♪

Cousin: ♪ I hope we're almost there! ♪

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: ♪ We're going on a road trip, ♪

♪ You and you and me. ♪

♪ We're going on a road trip Can't wait for what we'll see! ♪

Donkey: Hee-haw! It's time for a hayride!

Panda/Cousin: Hey-o!/Haw-hee!

Donkey: Thanks, Trolley! [giggles]

Trolley: [Ding-ding!]

Cousin: Thank you, Trolley. Trolley: [Ding-ding!]

Panda: Thank you, Trolley. Trolley: [Ding-ding!]

[boing! boing! boing!]

Donkey: Hey, that sign says no hayrides.

Cousin: [gasps] No hayrides?

Panda: Excuse me. Is this Heehaw Hayride Farm?

Penguin: Used to be. Now...

It's Boing-Boing Penguin Park.

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: Boing-Boing Penguin Park?

Penguin: Yep.

Donkey: Oh, but I really wanted to show my cousin

and my best pal Heehaw Hayride Farm.

Panda: Mm-hmm. Cousin: And I just wanted

to go on a hayride.

Panda: Yeah. Me too.

Penguin: Hey!

How'd you like to, uh,

boing-boing with the penguins instead?

Penguins: Boing. Boing. Squibbit. Squibbit.

Cousin: Ah! That sounds fun.

Penguin: As we say here at Boing-Boing Penguin Park:

You'll have a boing-y time!

Donkey: Ah, but it's not the same as a hayride.

Cousin: Hmm.

Penguins: Boing. Boing. Boing. Boing.

Cousin: It looks fun, though.

Penguin: Sure does.

Penguins: Boing. Boing. Boing. Boing.

Cousin: You think maybe we could...

change the plan?

Donkey: It does look kinda fun.

Cousin: Oh, can we, Donkey?

Can we boing-boing with the penguins?

Please, please, pleeease?

Donkey: [laughs] Okay, let's change the plan!

Let's boing-boing with the penguins!

Cousin: Yay!

Penguin: That's the Boing-Boing Penguin Park spirit!

[sighs]

Cousin: Woo-hoo! [laughs]

Donkey: Yeah! Cousin: Watch me, Donkey.

[laughs]

Penguins: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

Cousin: Haw-hee!

Donkey: [laughs] Hee-haw!

Panda: [sighs]

Donkey: [laughs]

Cousin: [laughs] Haw-hee!

Panda: [sighs]

[boing! boing! boing!]

Donkey: Oh.

[boing! boing! boing!]

You okay, Panda Pal?

Panda: Uh, Yeah. I-I-I've just never

boing-boinged with penguins before.

That's all.

Donkey: Oh me, either. But it's really fun!

Cousin: [laughs] Boing-boing-ing with the penguins

is really, really fun!

Panda: It does look like fun, I'm just afraid.

Eh, what if I can't boing-boing, or what if I fall off?

Donkey: Oh, well it's okay to be afraid

to try something new, Panda.

Hey, if you want to try, you can just take it slow,

whenever you're ready.

Cousin: Yeah, and we'll help you, right Donkey?

Donkey: [giggles] Right! Cause we're your friends!

Panda: [sighs] It really does look like fun...

[breathes deeply]

Okay, I think I'm ready to try!

Donkey: [giggles] And we are ready to help you!

Cousin: Yeah!

Donkey: Okay, now just give it a little bounce.

Panda: Okay. [boing!]

Donkey: Yeah, yeah! Like that. Now another bounce.

Panda: Okay. [boing!] Uh.

Cousin: And another bounce...

[boing! boing!]

Panda: Ha ha!

I'm doing it!

Cousin: [giggles] Panda: Hey-o!

[giggles] Penguins: Boing! Boing! Boing!

Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Panda: [giggles] Yeah!

Yeah!

Donkey/Cousin: Woah!/Haw-hee!

Donkey: Great job!

Donkey: You're doing it, Panda!

You're boing-boinging with the penguins!

Panda: Yeah! Cousin: And with us!

Panda: Yeah! Cousin: Boing! Boing!

Boing! Boing! Panda: I could do this all day!

Donkey: Yeah! Cousin: Me, too!

Donkey: Aw, me three!

Panda: Hmm. Yeah!

Penguins: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

Donkey: But, we still have one more stop to make on our trip!

Cousin: [gasps] Flower Mountain!

Donkey: Ha ha, yeah!

Oh, I just can't wait to go down that super long slide!

Panda: Yeah, me too! [giggles]

Cousin: Mm-hmm.

Donkey: Okay, now we gotta get from here to...there!

Panda: Hey-o yeah!

Cousin: Let's get back to Trolley!

Donkey: Yeah! Thanks, Penguins!

Panda: Thank you! Penguins: Boing! Boing!

Cousin: Road trip! Penguins: Boing! Boing! Boing!

Bye! Bye! Bye! Boing! Boing! Boing!

Boing! Boing! Boing!

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: ♪ We're going on a road trip, ♪

♪ You and you and me. ♪

♪ We're going on a road trip, Can't wait for what we'll see! ♪

Donkey: ♪ Spending time with each other. ♪

Panda: ♪ Lots of laughs to share. ♪

Donkey: ♪ Making memories together!

Cousin: ♪ Are we almost there?

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: ♪ We're going on a road trip, ♪

♪ You and you and me. ♪

♪ We're going on a road trip, Can't wait for what we'll see! ♪

Oh, boy!/Hey-o!/Haw-hee!

Donkey: [gasps]There it is. Cousin: Wow!

Donkey: Flower Mountain! Cousin: Woah!

I didn't know it would be so big.

Panda: Or so flower-y!

Donkey: We still have to get to the top.

Will you take us, Trolley?

Trolley: [Ding.]

[Ding-ding-ding-ding.]

Donkey: You're saying it would be too steep of a climb?

Trolley: [Ding-ding-ding-ding.]

Donkey: And the path doesn't go up the mountain?

Trolley: [Ding.]

Mouse: Going up!

Donkey: Look! An elevator!

Mouse: Anybody going up?

Donkey: Excuse me.

Does this elevator go to the top of Flower Mountain?

Mouse: To the tippy top!

Panda: [giggles] Hey-o!

Cousin: Haw-hee!

Donkey: [laughs]

Mouse: Going up!

Panda: Up, up, and away!

[giggles] Donkey: Hee-haw!

Panda/Cousin: Hey-o!/Haw-hee!

This is fun! [laughs]

Donkey: Wow, look at that!

Cousin: Haw-hee!

Panda: Look how high we're going!

Cousin: Ooo!

♪♪

Mouse: Going down!

[bell rings]

Cousin: We made it!

Panda: To the tippy top!

Donkey: Together!

Cousin: And look!

The super long slide!

Donkey: Oh... Um...

Uh... Ok, ok... Change the plan. Ha ha.

How 'bout you two go down the slide together,

and-and I'll-I'll just,

I'll just take the elevator back down.

Panda: Donkey? Are you okay?

Donkey: Mmm. It's-it's just...

Uh, there's something I didn't plan on, Panda pal.

Panda: What?

Donkey: Uh, I'm afraid to go down the slide.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it's so much steeper than I thought!

Panda: Oh, but Donkey. It's okay to be afraid.

I was afraid to boing-boing with those penguins,

you remember that?

And then you and Cuz helped me out.

Cousin: Yeah, you can take your time.

And Panda and I will be here to help you too, Donkey!

Donkey: Aw! Aw, thank you!

[nervously giggles] Mmm. Oh...

Hey, I have an idea.

Maybe I would feel less afraid if we all

went down the slide together.

Panda: [gasps] That's your best plan yet, Donkey!

Donkey: [giggles] Okay. I think I'm ready to try.

Panda: Okay. Cousin: Come on!

Donkey: Okay...

♪♪

Um, I'm not ready to try.

Panda: It's okay, Donkey. Just take your time, okay?

Donkey: Mm-hmm.

Cousin: We're ready when you are.

Panda: Yeah. Donkey: Okay.

Not yet. Panda: Mm-hmm.

Donkey: Not yet. Uh.

[breathes deeply]

Okay.

Panda/Cousin: Ready?

Donkey: Ready. Let's slide!

Panda: Okay.

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: One...Two...Three!

Whee!/Haw-hee!/Hey-o!

Woah! Woah! Wahoo!/ Yeah! Woo! Haw-hee!

Hey-o!/Woo! Woo!/Whee!

Woah!/Hey-o!/Whee!

Wah-ha!/Woah!

Panda: Hey-o! Donkey: I did it! We did it!

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: Hee-haw!/Yeah!/Haw-hee!

Trolley: [Ding-ding-ding-ding!]

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: [laughing]

Cousin: [sighs] Bubble Gushers, Boing-Boing Penguin Park,

and now the super long slide!

Ah, what a road trip! Thanks for today, Donkey!

Donkey: Aw. Panda: Yeah, thanks Donkey!

That was fun!

Donkey: Aw, it sure was! [giggles]

And now it's time to go home. [giggles]

Hey Trolley, could you take us home, please?

Trolley: [Ding-ding-ding!]

Donkey/Cousin: [laugh]

Panda: All aboard! [giggles]

I love saying that! [giggles]

Donkey: [sighs] Alright, is everyone buckled in?

[seat belts click]

Panda/Cousin: Yep! Donkey: Great!

We're ready when you are Trolley.

Trolley: [Ding-ding!]

Cousin: Hey, Donkey.

Do you think we could do another road trip, tomorrow?

Donkey: Why not?

Cousin: Road trip!

Donkey/Panda/Cousin: ♪ We're heading home on our road trip ♪

♪ You and you and me. ♪

♪ It's been a hee-hawesome road trip! ♪

♪ With our friends and family! ♪

♪ We're heading home on our road trip ♪

♪ You and you and me. ♪

♪ It's been a hee-hawesome road trip! ♪

♪ With our friends and family! ♪

♪ We're heading home on our road trip ♪

♪ You and you and me. ♪

♪ It's been a hee-hawesome road trip! ♪

♪ With our friends and family! ♪

Trolley: [Ding-ding-ding]

Donkey: Hee-haw!

Cousin: [laughs] Panda: Hey-o!

[giggles]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[giggles]