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01x05 - Milo The Chef

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Milo". Aired: 10 May 2021 – present.*
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The series follows Milo, a 5-year-old black cat and his friends, Lofty, a tall giraffe and Lark, a Bird as they explore different jobs and professions.

01x05 - Milo The Chef

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♪ Milo

♪ Milo

♪ Milo

[theme music plays]

-♪ Milo -[laughs]

Lofty! Lark! Snack time. Come and...

-Get it? -Mmmmm. Yummy.

[munching] Mmmmm.

[bell rings]

A customer!

Hello Chef Pierre! What can we do for you today?

[French lilt] Bonjour! Could you clean my chef's whites?

It has been a très busy day at my restaurant!

I can tell!

Snack time at Scrubby's, I see!

We're having cheese and tomato sandwiches!

[gasp] There is nothing finer

than the humble cheese and tomato sandwich,

in my humble opinion.

Shall I tell you the secret of truly captivating cookery?

Yes please!

Simple food, perfectly prepared.

The creamiest cheese,

the juiciest tomatoes, the softest bread.

Muah! Perfection!

Wow!

[chuckles]

Oh, you're making me peckish, Chef Pierre!

Let's get that outfit clean for you...

then it's an early lunch for me!

[music plays]

Cheerio!

We'll take this to Suds, Mum!

Hello! And what have we got here?

It's a chef's outfit!

Oh! Hehe...My sensors are detecting

pea foam... cauliflower coulis and carrot tartare...

Very fancy food! Leave it with me!

[bubbling]

Do you have any more Chef's outfits. Suds?

We want to get cooking!

[chuckles] Let me see what I can rustle up!

[music plays]

[bubbling]

[whooshing sound]

[music plays]

Wow!

We're chefs!

Whoo!

It's Chef Pierre's restaurant!

[chatters]

[Chef Pierre] Aaargh! I don't believe it!

-Aaargh! -Ouf!

What's wrong Chef Pierre?!

It's a NIGHTMARE Milo!

I have run out of... [gravely] sprouts.

And we have a very important person dining with us today.

Sprout soup is my signature dish!

Why don't you go and get same more?

Then who will look after my restaurant!?

-We will! -Could you?

Well you do look like chefs. And I need my sprouts.

Okay then!

Yes!

If you're going to run my restaurant,

you must know the secret of truly captivating cooking.

It is simple food...

Perfectly prepared! Muah!

[chuckles] Good luck, my friends.

My restaurant's reputación is in your hands.

Lark, can you take the customer's orders?

And Lofty, shall we make the food?

Yes Chef!

Oh, ingredients. What have you got, Lofty?

[sniffs and sneezes]

Flour?

[chatters]

Please may I take your orders please.

Lemon, onion, tagliatelle,

mashed...What do you call it...

Erm. Coming right up!

[hinges creaking]

[slams] Ahh!

Ahem. The customers would like...

one lemon ricotta tagliatelle...

One apple and onion sausages with mashed sweet potato.

Two couscous and crab apple salads...

and some sardine and seaweed sushi!

Oh and a slice of gluten free chocolate cake. Got it?

[popping]

Um. I think so...

[hinges creaking]

What are we making, then?

Umm... something with lemons, I think.

And maybe some seaweed?

But we're top chefs. Whatever we make will be delicious. Right?

If you say so, Chef!

[water splashing]

[clanking sound]

[rattling]

-The food's ready, Lark! -[bell ringing]

-Being a chef is fun! -Ahh!

Is this what I ordered?

Ugh! There must be a new chef.

Standards do seem to be slipping!

-[trumpet plays] -[footsteps]

It's QUEEN MABLE!

She must be the Very Important Person!

Good afternoon.

I've heard marvelous things about this restaurant.

I thought I'd see what all the fuss was about.

Table for one, if you please.

Oh... Um... certainly Mrs. Queen.

I mean, your Royal Mable. Follow me please.

[trumpet plays]

Who keeps playing those trumpets?

Hmmm... I can't decide.

Just bring me a lunch fit for a queen.

And do be quick. One is absolutely STARRRRRVING!

Leave that to us, Your Excellency.

But 'A Lunch Fit For A Queen!' isn't on the menu!

That's what she asked for!

We'll just have to be creative! Chef Pierre is counting on us!

What do Queens eat anyway?

Really-really fancy food!

Oh, maybe there's something in one of these cookbooks!

Not fancy enough... oh nearly fancy enough...

Oh! Now THIS looks fancy!

Let's make this for Queen Mable.

Yes chef!!

[clanking sound]

Everything alright in there?

Oh quite alright, your majestic ladyship.

[noises from the kitchen]

[scoffs] Argh!

Maybe Dave can play some music while you wait?

-[jaunty jazz music plays] -[glass clanking]

It's not really looking like the picture.

Pass me those ingredients...

One extra large tomato two avocados...

and a sprinkle of

extra spicy chili powder.

I hope it tastes better than it smells.

Oh Lofty, you can be the official taster!

Oh, can I? [sniffs]

Err Do I have to?

IT'S REALLY-REALLY EXTRA SPIIIICY!!!

AAARRGGH!

-[water splashing] -[gulping]

Maybe I put in too much chili!

Queen Mable says she's very hungry

and will you be much longer?

Tell her that it's nearly ready...

and it'll be worth the wait!!

This isn't a lunch fit for a queen!

But what can we give Queen Mable?

We've used everything...

apart from some cheese... and bread...

Oh... and some tomatoes!

Maybe we were trying too hard to be fancy!

♪ You can keep your glamour!

♪ I'm just happy with my trusty hammer. ♪

I can't wait any longer. I must go somewhere else.

No, no, no, no. Worry not, Your Majesty!

Let me make you my famous sprout soup...

Sprouts? On a Tuesday? No thank you!

-No sprouts? -[bell rings]

[exhales]

Your Royal lunch is served!

Is this a...

It's a cheese and tomato sandwich, Queen Mable.

How unusual!

[suspense music plays]

[scoffs]

[munching]

This is absolutely and completely

DELICIOUS! It's simple....

[all] But perfectly prepared! Muah!

I shall recommend this establishment

to all of my royalist chums!

[cheering]

Merci Milo!

I must put your cheese and tomato sandwich

on the menu straight away!

Ahem. I'd like to change my order.

A cheese and tomato sandwich please!

-Me too. -Yum-yum.

-Two sandwiches here, too. -Coming right up!

[laughs]

Did you all have fun?

Oh yes Suds.

Working in a restaurant is really hard work...

and very messy!

Especially when we cooked a spicy dish for a Queen!

[hot exhale]

But food doesn't need to be fancy.

It just needs to be GOOD!

Well, it sounds like you had lots of fun.

When I grow up I think it would be AMAZING to be a...

CHEF!