01x06 - Milo The Cruise Ship Captain

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♪ Milo!

♪ Milo!

♪ Milo!

[theme music plays]

-♪ Milo! -[laughs]

Okay now star jumps! One... two... three.. four...

And now running on the spot!

[bell rings]

A customer!

[panting]

Ooh, ooh, time for a sit down.

Ooh, that's nice.

[chuckles] Well if it isn't Captain Skipper Stone!

How can we help?

Slight soup stain on the starboard side! [suave chuckle]

Things got a little choppy at sea last night.

Were you driving a boat?

I was captaining a cruise ship, young fellow!

Criss-crossing the ocean,

stopping off at the world's most fascinating places.

[all] Amazing!

You may call it amazing,

I call it just another day at sea,

giving my passengers the voyage of their lives!

[wistful sigh] Dad and I went on a cruise once.

Loved every minute!

Until Dad got seasick.

Eugh! [giggles]

Anyway. Let's get that outfit cleaned for you.

[music plays]

-The ocean calls. Cheerio! -[footsteps]

We'll take this to Suds, Mum!

Hi Suds!

Oh hi Milo, what have you got for me today?

It's a Cruise Ship Captain's outfit, Suds.

Ah ha! I thought I could detect [sniffs]

seaweed and salty air! [electronic beeping]

It's full steam ahead to get these cleaned!

[laughs]

Er, Suds! Do you have any...

Cruise Ship Captain's outfits? Let me see!

[music plays]

[bubbling]

[whooshing sound]

Wow! We're on a cruise ship!

[seagulls shriek]

I'll do the sailing, you do the relaxing.

Bye for now, shipmates.

Hi Captain Stone!

You must be my new crew!

The last lot still have the sniffles

after a long cruise to the arctic. Follow me!

Welcome aboard The Spirit Of The Ocean!

WOAHHH! The ship's steering wheel!

And a big red button!

Ah, ah, ah. That is the ship's horn.

It lets everyone know we're setting sail.

[wistfully] And sail we shall!

All the way to Ancient Island,

a place full of history and wonder!

I hope there's a gift shop!

Ancient Island must be THAT way!

I can see you're a great navigator.

We'll be sure to go the right way when you're around!

And your cheery smile would keep everyone happy.

You'd make an excellent Entertainment officer!

[gasps] Me next! What can I be?

Why, with that hat, you'd be Captain of the whole ship!

Although, as all Captains know, it takes a crew to sail a ship!

Now, watch the bridge, Young Captain Milo.

I need to make sure the last of the passengers

are safely aboard.

Wow! There's a great view from here.

-[horn honking] -Argh!

-What was that? -It might have been this.

-[horn honking] -Argh!

[yelling]

[water splashing]

Ooh!

Ooh!

Milo! You just made the ship go!

Make it go back again!

-I'm not sure how to. -[knocking]

Excuse me, Captain.

How long till we arrive at Ancient Island?

Mycroft can't wait to visit the gift shop.

-He's not the only one! -Will there be aerobics?

Erm... we'll be at Ancient Island as quickly as we can.

Will we?

And our Entertainment Officer will do the aerobics!

Oh that's me! Okay then! Follow me!

You really are the captain now, Milo!

Yes, I am.

Then let's set sail for ANCIENT ISLAND!

-Woh! -[horn honking]

Ooh! I can see a ship over to the west.

And a whale to the east! I can see EVERYTHING with these.

Oh! Ah!! [scared]

Can I have look please, Navigator Lark?

Lark Ummm. Okay, Captain Milo. But just a quick go!

Oh there's a ship! And a whale!

-Yes, I know! -[high energy beat music]

♪ Arms in the air! Step to the side! ♪

♪ Arms in the air! Step to the side! ♪

Look at Lofty! That looks fun.

♪ Arms to the sea! Arms to the sky! ♪

♪ Reach down low! Reach up high! ♪

Let me have a go, Lofty.

Arms to the sea! Arms to the sky!

Reach down low! Reach up high!

Aerobics are fun!

[disgruntled] They were fun!

Land ahoy, Everyone! We're about to arrive at...

Ancient Island!

[soft music plays]

[cheering]

Wonderful!

[disappointed] It was my job to say that.

OK everyone, get ready for your tour of the island!

Please gather over here and follow...

Captain Milo! This way to Ancient Island!

[cheering]

But that's my job!

[clicking sound]

[clicking sound]

[footsteps]

[horn honking]

Ooh. That was so much fun!

Ancient Island was magnifique, Captain Milo!

And such a wonderful gift shop!

[scoffs] I wanted to go to the gift shop!

Being a Cruise Ship Captain is BRILLIANT!

You get to do ALL the fun stuff.

[scoffs]

I don't want to alarm anyone,

but is that a storm over there?

[scoffs]

[thunder strikes]

Umm...

-Maybe -[thunder strikes]

[panicked]

Shouldn't you be steering the ship Captain?

Erm... Yes! [thunder rumbles

[whooshing sound]

Oh I can handle this.

I'm Captain Mil-OHHHH!

Umm. Which way do I go?

[water dripping]

Ah! Woah!

Do you think he's OK?

[Milo] WOAH!!!

[horn honks]

Need any help, Captain?

No thanks! All under control!

Erm, the passengers are getting a bit worried, Captain?

It's all fine! Everything's, umm, ship shape!

Argh!

You can't do it all by yourself, Milo.

You're right, Lark. I'm sorry.

I just got carried away being captain.

Oh! But it's like Captain Stone said:

It takes a crew to sail a ship.

Will you help me?

Do you promise to let us do our jobs?

And not take over?

I promise. Are we shipmates again?

Aye-aye Captain!

[music plays]

[music plays]

Phew!

[horn honking]

You're back, in one piece!

We had the most exciting cruise!

And here's a special something for you,

Entertainment Officer Lofty!

A gift from the gift shop! Thanks!

Thank you for returning my ship, young sailors

and through the worst storm I've seen in years!

All thanks to a brilliant crew!

[laughs]

So how was life on the ocean waves?

Suds, it was brilliant!

I steered the ship, Lark showed us the way...

Then we sailed into a scary storm.

But Lofty kept everyone happy.

And we all got home safe.

Thanks to the best crew ever!

[chuckles]

When I grow up, I think it would be AMAZING to be a...

Cruise ship captain!

[theme music plays]