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01x20 - Milo The Figure Skater

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Milo". Aired: 10 May 2021 – present.*
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The series follows Milo, a 5-year-old black cat and his friends, Lofty, a tall giraffe and Lark, a Bird as they explore different jobs and professions.

01x20 - Milo The Figure Skater

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-[opening theme] -(Milo, Lofty, Lark) MILO!

MILO!

MILO!

-MILO! -[Milo giggles]

[giggling]

-Got one! -Got one!

-Got one! -[laughter]

-[ding-a-ling] -A customer!

[singing] Hello!

Hello Dame Delores, and what can we do for you today?

I need my figure skaters' outfit

to look glorious please.

Ah, it does already, Dame Delores.

That may be,

but I have a competition, you see.

A figure skater like me must look her most marvellous

when swooshing and twirling on the ice.

The more my costume sparkles,

the more I sparkle when I dance!

Wow!

I used to know a few moves on the ice back in the day...

-Ah! -[crash]

[laughter]

It does take a lot of practice to be as fabulous as me.

Let's get that costume cleaned shall we?

[trumpet announcement]

Byesie-bye darlings! Mwah!

We'll take this to Suds, Dad!

Hi Suds!

Hello my little soap-bubbles! What have you got for me?

A figure-skating costume, Suds!

These sparkles are going to need a lot of soap!

-I'd better get my skates on! -[chuckling]

Suds, do you have any figure skaters outfits we can wear?

Let's see, shall we?

- [upbeat music] - [clapping hands]

[bubbles pop]

[bubbling]

Look at us!

We're figure skaters!

(Milo) Wow!

(Harriet) Welcome to the Dancing On Skates final,

where Milo Town champion Dame Delores

will defend her title, having won it every single year!

[ear-splitting opera note] Oh!

[cheering]

That was amazing!

[laughing] Why thank you.

-It takes years to... -[cellphone ringing]

-Dame Delores? -[garbled voice]

Gosh, well that is a pickle!

-Thank you so much for letting me know! -[beeping]

What's wrong Dame Delores?

I'm double-booked to perform at the opera house

and the final.

Sounds like I'll be taking my trophy!

Hah-hah!

[gasp] Crafty Mr Croc.

That's my name don't wear it out.

I can't let that rascal win!

But I can't let my opera fans down either!

We can skate in the final for you, Dame Delores!

[gasps] Ouch!

Could you?

Well you certainly look like figure skaters.

Okay, show me what you've got!

-Oh-uh. -Uh-oh!

Woo! Oh!

Oh! Ah! Woo!

Ah-ah. AH! Ah!

We may have our work cut out.

Just practicing my victory dance.

[mocking laughter]

Can you show us how to do your big ending move?

You mean... The Flying Fortissimo.

[ear-splitting opera note] Oh!

That's it!

Ah!

Hmm. You must start with the basics,

and the rest will follow.

Please watch!

Correct position...

Marching.

Gliding.

And then... a hop.

-Oof! -Whoa!

[honking]

[gasps] My ride to the opera house.

Don't worry Dame Delores.

We'll win it for you!

[singing] Goodbye!

Bye Dame Delores!

Let's skate!

[happy music]

-Ah! -[crashing]

The Lofty Loop!

-Argh! -[crashing]

We're skating!

You call that skating? This is skating!

(Harriet) And with the crowd taking their seats,

it's nearly time for the competition to start!

But first... the warm up!

We're going to need something really special to help us win.

We need... The Flying Fortissimo!

Erm... Are you sure we're ready for the Flying Fortissimo?

[glorious music]

-Ah! -Wah!

Well, that was...

What was that?

I think it was the sound of me winning!

That didn't go so well.

It was a disaster!

Being a figure skater is really hard!

I thought we were getting better at those basic moves.

Oh! Remember what Dame Delores said?

Start with the basics...

(All) And the rest will follow.

(Harriet) It's the moment you've all been waiting for.

The Dancing On Skates Final!

[cheering]

Now it's time for our first finalists.

Crafty Mr Croc and his Army of Bees!

[upbeat dance music]

(Harriet) Wow! That Croc can really move.

The crowd are loving it!

And there it is. "The Snapping Beehive"!

-[whistling] -[cheering]

[gasps]

(Harriet) And it's out of s all round!

It's going to take something special to beat that!

-Good luck. It's slippy out there! -[laughter]

Next up, Milo, Lofty and Lark.

Remember! Start with the basics!

[soft music]

Woo!

-Oh well done! -Yes, not bad.

-Hah! -[Mr Croc boos]

(Harriet) Milo, Lofty and Lark

have really mastered those basics,

but they're gonna need more than that to win!

There's only one thing for it!

(All) The Flying Fortissimo!

[crowd cheers]

One. Two. Three...

Go!

[singing opera note] Oh!

[cheering]

I don't believe it,

a triple Flying Fortissimo!

I've never seen anything like that before!

-Ten. -Fantastic.

(Harriet) Full marks from the judges!

Milo, Lofty and Lark are the Dancing on Skates...

CHAMPIONS!

Yes!

What? Wait! I've got one last move. The...

Quadruple flying fortissimo!

Wah!

[cheering]

Hello! I'm back from my performance.

-How did you do? -We won!

-Yes! -[cheering]

[laughter]

Congratulations!

What a simply sparkling skating team you are!

(All) Yes!

[giggling]

Did you have an ice time figure skating?

[laughter]

Oh Suds, it was brilliant!

We were in the final of the Dancing On Skates contest.

But it was really hard to learn the moves.

So we started with the basics

and the rest just followed. And we won!

When I grow up, I think it would be amazing to be a...

FIGURE SKATER!

[closing theme]