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01x35 - Castle Hassle

Episode transcripts for TV show, "Bugs Bunny Builders". Aired: July 25, 2022 – present.*
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The Looney Builders, managed by Bugs Bunny, help their friends and neighbors around the town of Looneyburg. By working together as a team, Lola Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Tweety, and others use their tools and wild vehicles to pull off some of the looniest construction jobs ever.

01x35 - Castle Hassle

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[theme music playing]

♪ We're the Looney Builders
We're coming your way ♪

-♪ We've got the tools
And all the plans
-♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ We're gonna start
Right now ♪

♪ There's no time to delay ♪

♪ We want to help
We know we can ♪

[Daffy] Whoo-hoo!

-♪ Bugs Bunny Builders ♪
-♪ Hey! ♪

-♪ We can make
Something new for you ♪
-♪ Hooray! ♪

-♪ Bugs Bunny Builders ♪
-♪ Yay! ♪

-♪ The Looney
Construction crew ♪
-♪ Whoo! ♪

Eh, hey, team, check out
all this fan mail we got.

These letters are
from all over the world.

This one is from Fiji.

[stutters]
This one's from Australia.

[stutters]
The land down under.

And this one's
from the North Pole. Brr!

-[cell phone vibrates]
-Looney Builders,
Lola Bunny speaking.

-[indistinct voices on phone]
-Wow, happy birthday,
Prince Lionel.

-[indistinct voices on phone]
-We'd love to build
you a party room.

-[indistinct voices on phone]
-We'll see you soon.

Team, we're going to England.

Prince Lionel wants us to build
a party room for his castle.

It's his birthday,
and he wants
to celebrate in it tonight.

So let's imagine a fun
party room for the prince.

Nothin' says fun like hopping.

How about we make
the party room
like a bounce house?

That sounds fun.

The party room should
have multiple levels

for maximum bounce.

[stutters] How about a bouncy
throne for His Highness?

And gold bouncy ba*ls
to play with.

Good ideas, g*ng.

Bouncy ba*ls, bouncy throne,
in a multi-level bouncy house.

Now, that's a fun party room.

It's hard hat time.

♪ Hard hat time
It's hard hat time ♪

♪ It's time to build
That's our cue ♪

[Lola]
♪ Let's grab our gear
And run to the crew ♪

♪ There's jobs to do
It's time to create ♪

♪ Hey, it's gonna be great ♪

[Daffy]
♪ Come, let's go
And answer the call ♪

♪ There's no project
Too big or small
We do it all ♪

It's time to get back
to my royal roots.

[upbeat music playing]

Whoo-hoo!

[Daffy] Whoo. Whoo-hoo!

♪ It's hard hat time, whoa
It's hard hat time ♪

-♪ We're the best ♪
-♪ We're number one ♪

♪ Because the Looney Builders
Always get the job done ♪

-[radio static]
-Buckle up, this build
is gonna be bouncy.

[upbeat music continues]

[Tweety] The ocean is so big.

Wow.

[Porky stuttering]
Ooh, look at that
double-decker bus.

[Daffy] And that huge house!

[Porky stuttering]
That's Buckingham Palace.

[Bugs] Check out
that giant clock tower.

[Porky stuttering]
They call that Big Ben.

[Lola] Here we are, g*ng.
Prince Lionel's castle.

Er, do we just knock or, uh...

[fanfare]

[elephants trumpet]

Really? Elephants?

Now he's just being a show-off.

Welcome, Looney Builders.

Eh, what's up, Your Majesty?

I'm regally excited for you
to build my party room.

What do you think
of this bouncy design?

Why, its grand!
Bouncing at my birthday party
will be such fun.

-Eh, speaking of which,
it starts in just a few hours.
-[Big Ben chiming]

Then we better get to work.
Let's build this party room.

Time to prep the build site.

You... [stutters] got it.

Can't you just start
building the party room?

We [stutters] need to make sure
the ground is nice and flat.

Ooh, it looks
flat enough to me.

You know, you look like
you would be
an excellent baker.

Why, [laughs] thank you.

By royal decree,
you will bake biscuits
for the party instead.

[stutters] Bake biscuits? Oh.

I, I think I should stay here

and help
with the [stutters] build.

Whoop!

Not to worry.
The others can manage
without you.

Eh, I'm not sure
skipping steps is a good idea.

Ah, you heard the Prince.

We're the Looney Builders.
We can do anything.

[startled gasp]

Thanks, Tweety.

It's time to pump it up.

Can you hold up
the top part of the material

with your crane, Tweety?

It'll make it easier
to inflate.

No problem.

[stutters] Your biscuits,

P-prince Lionel.

[gobbling and chuckling]

Delicious.
[gobbling and chuckling]

But, add a dash more sugar
to the next batch.

Oh, and you know what would go
perfectly with these?

Tea.

Dear, Tweety,

your job will be to make tea
for the party tonight.

Tea? But, Prince Lionel,

I'm busy holding up
the material

so we can finish
building your party room.

But what's a party without tea?

Oh, pretty kitty, please?

Okay, if you say so.

It might slow down
the build, though, so, uh...

Uh-oh, we got a droopin'
situation on our hands.

Don't worry, I got this.

[struggles, grunts]

[air hissing]

[spits] I don't got this.

[giggling] Hilarious!

I call on you to provide
more entertainment for me.

Entertainment?
That's not really
my job around here.

Not even for a spotlight

in the royal court?

Ooh, royal? [giggles]
Sign me up.

Whoo-hoo!

-[vocalizes circus tune]
-[Lionel laughs]
Oh, delightful!

Well, I think
the rest of the crew
can take it from here.

Eh, I guess we'll just have
to inflate the party room

and unload the bouncy ba*ls
ourselves.

[straining] Oh.

[straining] Whoa.

Whoa.

[clock chimes]

That bell means
it's almost party time.

How's my room looking?

Finished, I hope.

Um, not even close.

Without the rest of the crew,

we're running behind schedule.

Hmm. [gasps]

I have a grand idea.

Why didn't we just make
the pump work faster?

[Lola] Oh, but that's
already as fast as it--

[machine pops]

...goes.

Oh, dear.

[clock chimes]

Oh, my guests will be
let in any minute now.

This is dreadful.

How am I going to have

my birthday party now?

I thought the Looney Builders
always got the job done.

Oh. [sobbing]

With all due respect,
Prince Lionel,

it's been tough to do our job
with you bossing us
around all day.

[stutters] Yeah, like having me
bake biscuits,

instead of prepping
the build site.

And having me make tea,

instead of using my crane
to help inflate the party room.

We couldn't even get
to the gold bouncy ba*ls

with Daffy busy
entertaining you.

[vocalizes circus tune]

[groans]

[straining and vocalizing
circus tune]

Oh, you're right.

This is all my fault.

I should have let you
do your jobs instead of
telling you what to do.

[straining and vocalizing
circus tune]

I'm so sorry
for the way I behaved.

But can you
pretty please fix this?

I have a better idea.

How about you help us?

[gasps] Really?

Why, it would be
my royal honor.

Then, welcome to the crew.

[laughs triumphantly]
Let's fix my party room.

[Looney Builders cheering]

Shall we prep the build site?

That way the ground
would be nice and flat.

Definitely.

Ready.

But how do we inflate it?
The pump's broken.

This looks like a problem
fit for a king.

Capital idea.
Let's try this again.

It's working.

The levels are fully inflated.

[Daffy] Here come
the gold bouncy ba*ls.

Let's give it a look.

[Looney Builders cheering]

[gasps] It's magnificent.

[cheers] I love it.

Now to add
your princely throne.

[Lionel gasps]

Oh, thank you, Looney Builders.

And thank you for helping us.

You know, it was actually
more fun helping than it was
bossing everyone around.

I'm going to help more often.

Glad to hear it.

Eh, here comes
your special birthday surprise.

Ta-da!

-[laughs]
-[clock chimes]

Oh, time to welcome the guests.

Say, would you all care
to attend my bouncing
birthday bash?

Yes, yes, 1,000 times, yes.

Well, then, let's get
this party started.

[crowd clamoring]

Welcome to my birthday party.

Now, let the bouncing begin.

-[upbeat music playing]
-[Lionel laughing]

[all cheering]

[Porky] Party on!

-[all cheering]
-[Big Ben chiming]

[theme music playing]