05x02 - Prophecy

[bunniefuu]

- [WIND CHIMES TINKLE]
- [QUIRKY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]

[SPRAY BOTTLE SQUEAKS]

Sorry. I usually see Antoinette.

Shh!

[SMALL GONG CHIMES]

[QUIRKY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC
CONTINUES]

So I'm wondering, what should
I do this financial year?

Is it a good time to expand,
like, hire new staff,

or should I just play it safe,
maybe...

- PSYCHIC: The fool.
- Ay, no!

The fool means new beginnings.

Ah. Great!

Not necessarily.

One chapter starting
means another chapter ends.

Sunrise comes after night.

But sunrise is good, right?

- Like, in a business sense...
- Death.

No, that's bad.

Not necessarily.

Death can mean a time
of looking inwards,

of introspection.

OK, so don't expand.

It can also mean death.

Death of who? Someone I know?

No, because there's this really
old woman in my life.

She cannot die right now
because I really need her.

What is it?!

Going on any trips
in the near future?

- No, no, I wasn't.
- You can't.

The spirits have...
have shown me...

...a plane crash.

There's a plane crash card?

There are new beginnings
on the horizon,

there's death and introversion
and there's a plane...

- A plane crash.
- ...crash.

Hmm.

[SIGHS] Yeah, OK. Um...

Do you take EFTPOS?

Oh, I do.

Huh.

And Antoinette will be back...

Next week.

- [CARD READER BEEPS]
- Next week?

- Yeah.
- Great.

Mm.

[QUIRKY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC
CONTINUES]

[CHIMING]

You know, you said
you were on the pill.

I was.

It gave me acne,
so I switched kinds.

There must have been a window.

For what, the sperm to get in?

Not an actual window.

There just must have been
a few days when it could happen.

You're telling me it happened,
like, it definitely happened?

I did five tests.

[SEB SIGHS]

We had sex this morning.

Could that make it twins?

You know what I'm gonna do?

Men step up when they need to,
so I'm gonna step up.

I'll sell my Xbox.

You know, I'll quit school.
f*ck school.

I don't even need school.

I'll start DJ'ing full time.

And then I can generate
a decent income

and then we can move in
together.

- We can take care of the kid...
- Come and look at these.

What's... What's...
What am I looking at?

ab*rtion clinics.

Oh, thank God.

SEB: $600?

I don't have that.

Umm... what about your parents?

[SCOFFS]
My Catholic, overprotective,

Peruvian parents?

Well, clearly they wouldn't
want to have the baby.

It's not a baby.

It's microscopic cells,

just the blueprint of a baby.

You know, I reckon I got


My friend sells foot pics
on the internet.

What?

No. No!

That's gross.

Just leave it with me
and I'll find the money.

Do I have to pay double
if it's twins?

OK, yep.

It does say here you've booked
one room with three beds.

No, I booked three rooms
with one bed.

Three separate rooms
for three separate people,

one with wheelchair access.

Yes. The room you booked
does have wheelchair access.

That's not a problem.

Yeah, the problem

is that there are three of us.

[PARROT SQUAWKS SOFTLY]

Why is everyone saying
the word 'problem'?

Uh-oh.
What have you done now, Oly?

Oh, wow, what gorgeous birds!

I know.

They're my angels.

Stunning!

MARCUS: OK, Oly, what happened?

Nothing, Marcus.

Just a slight hiccup
with the booking.

No need to go snitching.

The colours.
Where are they from?

They're from heaven,
'cause they're my angels.

[BOTH LAUGH]

You've only just rejoined
the team, Oly.

Would be a shame
to drop the ball this early.

Could I get a selfie
with them on me?

[PARROTS SQUAWK SOFTLY]

Darling, no.

These birds are
my life partners, you know?

Now, I wouldn't go
and ask for a selfie with...

...with your husband
or your life partner on me...

- MARCUS: OK.
- SHAUNA: ..would I?

MARCUS: Would you look at that?
It's margarita o'clock.

- Please grab our room keys.
- Key.

Keys.

Key.

And we have a 'no pet' policy.

[PARROT SQUAWKS SOFTLY]

'No pet' policy?

Pets.

[PARROT SQUAWKS SOFTLY]

- Oly...
- Mm?

...once again, you're fired.

MARCUS: Pff!

Do you realise

how stressful it is for parrots

to take 400 selfies
with a stranger?

[PARROTS SQUAWK]

They're not prostit*tes.

Sex workers.

No, you're right, sorry.
Sex workers.

They're not sex workers, Oly.

[DOOR OPENS]

Ah, who cares?

We won't be sleeping anyway.

Let's go to the pool.

Don't we have to work on
your talk?

Yes, you do.

I've got to spoon these babies.
They're both stressed out.

So you go do it somewhere else.

- [PARROT SQUAWKS]
- Get out.

Go on.

Phil and Lil, I'm so sorry.

- MARCUS: Pool! Pool! Pool!
- LACHIE: Oh, my...

Oh, my gosh! I am so sorry.

- MARCUS: Watch out!
- I didn't mean to do that.

- I just...
- Lachie!

Hey, Oly.

What are you doing here?

I'm... presenting tomorrow

at the ethical start-ups panel.

- I thought you were in...
- Seattle.

Um, yeah, I am.

Hang on.

- OLY: Wow.
- Wow.

I'm sensing... a little history
here from you.

A little bit of a g*y vibe
from you.

[CHUCKLES] Bi.

Oh.

LACHIE: Um, this got weird.

- [DEVICE BEEPS]
- I... Oh, sh**t.

Sorry, I have to go,

but it was so good to see you.

Maybe we could catch up,
if you have time.

Unless you're too busy.

No.

Uh, yes.

That would be great.

[PARROTS SQUAWK]

Cool.

Ex?

- No!
- Yes.

SHAUNA: Ha!

The birds are gonna love this.

[PARROT SQUAWKS]

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

[LAUGHS] I should just get a
refund. $36 for new beginnings.

Ha.

New beginnings.

Wait, wait,
how do you know that?

Know what?

That Lilliana's pregnant.

[GASPS AND GIBBERS]

SEB: Don't freak out, Mum.

We booked a clinic.
It's gonna be fine.

- It's...
- [GASPS]

She's getting an ab*rtion?

No.

She can't get an ab*rtion.

She can't have the baby.

She doesn't want a baby.

Oh, well, she can't have a baby.

Because she is a baby!

Why didn't the psychic warn me
about this?

It's happening again. This is...

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

Mama, Lilliana,
she was wondering if...

Ah! [LAUGHS MIRTHLESSLY]

¿Qué? ¿Qué?

[BREATHLESSLY] ¿Qué? ¿Qué?

No.

No, listen to me, listen to me.

She is underage,

and I...I don't know,
but I think that is a crime,

to pay for a child's ab*rtion!

Or a couple of crimes, maybe.

I need to speak with
her parents.

No.

Yes. Get me her mother's number,
Sebastian.

- You know what? It's fine.
- What?

- Sebastian... Sebastian Jose!
- Forget it. It's fine.

[ROSA CONTINUES IN SPANISH]
Sebastian.

Sebastian Jose!

[SCREAMS] Sebastian Jose!

MARCUS: Hey, Oly,
look at this one.

Oh, you're not looking
'cause I got you fired.

No, I'm not looking
'cause I'm trying to make

Shauna's five-year
traffic management plan

sound interesting.

Would you like to add anything?

Actually, me telling Shauna
you planned on ratting her out,

kinda stopped her
going through with the deal.

The ill*gal deal.

Yeah, but in a way, kind of
a hero in this situation.

And you're back working here,

so maybe you should
just get over it.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- See ya.
- LACHIE: 'Bye.

Oh, this is not good.

OLY: What were you guys
talking about?

Oh, nothing.

And everything.

[SHAUNA CHUCKLES]

I mean, 'cause I haven't
seen him for years,

and I was a different person
when I was with him.

Mm, yeah. Yeah, sure.

He probably hates me.

SHAUNA: Mm. Mm.

Is that what he said,
that he hates me?

He said lots of things.

Oh, he said so much.

The thing is, is that I wanted
him to be the father.

I wasn't trying to trick him.

He could have been.

'Cause you were
sleeping with him

at that same time you were
sleeping with Santa.

Santi, yes. No! I...

[SIGHS] OK, once.

God, why is he here

and why is he telling everyone
everything?

Pff.

He isn't, actually.

We were talking
about restaurants. [CHUCKLES]

Tough nut to crack, actually.

Unlike some. [LAUGHS]
Bleugh! [LAUGHS]

MARCUS: Yeah, spark up
the old flame, Oly!

You know what they say.

What happens at the conference
stays at the conference!

I'll remember that.

That is a weird motto

for a conference about
disseminating ideas.

SHAUNA: Oh! [SIGHS]

[QUIRKY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]

- Did you know about this?
- No.

How do you know
what I'm talking about?

Because I heard you screaming.
I'd say the whole suburb knows.

Well, I need you
to make me a promise.

Don't get anyone pregnant,
I got it.

If you even think about
getting anyone pregnant,

I'll beat you with my shoe.

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

Two grandkids.

Does that make you a bisabuela?

Pendejo! Why can't anyone
in this family be g*y?

Or frigid?

Can I go now?

[QUIRKY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]

And don't even think about
telling Bernardita

because a news like this...

[CONTINUES IN SPANISH]

[GASPS]

- PSYCHIC: Death.
- [UNSETTLING MUSIC]

Huh. No.

['SPEAK OF THE DEVIL'
BY HERMITUDE PLAYS]

[PARROT SQUAWKS]

Hey. Hey. Hey.

[SHAUNA LAUGHS]

[SHAUNA SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

SHAUNA: Hey, don't.
Don't be pushy.

[SHAUNA LAUGHS]

♪ That little devil
on your shoulder... ♪

SHAUNA:
Oh, let me be Patrick Swayze.

We'll do that
'Dirty Dancing' lift.

MARCUS: Uh, you'll drop me.

SHAUNA: No, I won't,
I'm really strong.

- [OBJECTS CLATTER AND SMASH]
- [SHAUNA LAUGHS]

- MARCUS: I f*cking told ya!
- SHAUNA: Oh, my God!

♪ Dance, dance, dance, dance! ♪

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

[SIGHS]

Do you wanna talk?

I've calmed down.

No, you haven't.

But how can she be so stupid?

She didn't do it on purpose

and it's not just her fault.

Well, she told you
she was on birth control

so it is her fault.

Mum, just chill out.

You don't even
need to be involved.

What are you doing
with your LEGO?

I don't want it anymore.
It's kids' stuff.

WOMAN: Our research showed
that retrofitting

a standard kilowatt
photovoltaic module

to power immediate areas

has the potential to save...

[WHISPERS] What have I missed?

Um...

...nothing.

Three pages of nothing.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

I, um... I'm a bit tired.

My hotel room is loud.

...the bureaucratic
implementation

per quarter, based, of course,
on a tariff of 18c per kilowatt.

Despite this...

[QUIETLY] Oh, my God,
she is so boring.

[OLY CHUCKLES]

WOMAN: ..has been hampered by

the bureaucratic
implementation...

- [SNORES]
- Shh!

WOMAN: ..can often hide...

Is there a problem over there?

- OLY: No, sorry.
- [LACHIE GRUNTS SOFTLY]

[PAPERS RUSTLE]

...can often hide the benefits
to investors.

Spending a comparatively...

If you'd like,
you can stay in my room.

There's two beds.

And it's quiet.

Oh, thanks. Um...

We have to finish our
presentation for tomorrow.

You're speaking?

No, my boss is.

You should come.

You know, I would,

but I'm afraid I'd be dead
by then, like...

Oh! Uh!

- Ugh!
- WOMAN: ..nine times...

- OLY: Shh!
- LACHIE: Ugh!

[CLEARS THROAT] Sorry.

Dita, um, it's me again,

so please call me back
or I'm coming over.

What the hell?

Excuse me, Lilliana, have you
been upstairs the whole time?

What are you doing here?

Seb said you'd be at work.

He said I'd have the place
to myself.

Uh, well, I'm sorry
to ruin your plans.

I would have stayed upstairs,
but I got hungry,

you know,
now that I'm eating for two.

So this is a joke to you, hm?

I heard what you said.

You think I'm stupid.

I don't think you're stupid.
I-I...

I think that you put yourself
in a stupid situation.

Now, I googled it. You need
an adult at the clinic.

So is your mother
going with you?

Maybe I should just have it.

Maybe this is like a new chapter
for me or something.

Don't be ridiculous, Lilliana.

Sí, I have to take care
of my family

and your mother
has to take care of hers.

Why do girls have to get IUDs
and take the pill

and get ab*rtion

and boys just get to do
whatever they want?

It's unfair.

So...

...I can't stay here?

Listen, if... if you were
my daughter...

...I would want you
to tell me, OK?

- She'll understand.
- [SCOFFS]

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

She will understand.

[CHOKES UP] Fine.

So I actually brought
my parrots to the conference.

- They're in the room.
- OLY: Shauna...

- Just in a cage in the room?
- Yes!

[SHAUNA AND WOMAN LAUGH]

- Shauna...
- So that's Phil and that's Lil.

- WOMAN: They look so in love.
- SHAUNA: They are!

- Like a little married couple.
- Just look at it!

Oh, my...

I don't need to.
'Cause I trust you.

And you know why I trust you?

'Cause I trust me.

And I trust this.

- Sparkle.
- The sparkle.

Obviously.

So I delegate, you do the work

and then I get up and wow 'em
using the...

- Sparkle.
- MARCUS: Sparkle.

SHAUNA: The sparkle!

Oi, she's freaking out, right?

Yeah, 'cause she's just
run into her ex,

and she's now deciding

should she hook up with him
or not?

Oh, right.

And she hasn't told him
that she's pregnant.

[GASPS]

How do you know that?

MARCUS: That reaction.

[SHAUNA LAUGHS]

- Good one, yes.
- Congratulations!

Don't congratulate her
on getting laid.

How far along are you?

Uh, I've got my 12-week scan
on Friday.

I couldn't do anything
when I was pregnant.

You're impressive.

And yet she struggles
to make a hotel booking.

- [SHAUNA CACKLES]
- Thank you.

It is challenging
doing the work of three people

while also trying to
cheat on my husband

with my high school
ex-boyfriend.

Good for you.

And the only reason that these
two are so invested in my life

is because they can't admit
to each other

that they're in love.

[GASPS] Oh. Oh, is that true?

Which part?

All of it?

Oh, come on, Marcus.

As if you're not in love
with her.

[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]

Yeah, he's totally obsessed.

Well, um... I'm gonna go

because this is
none of my business.

But, uh, have a good night.

Make sure you don't
wake the birds up, please.

God, I love these conferences.

[BELLOWS] To love!

[PATRONS CHEER]

Sanctuary?

Yeah.

And I have all of these really
affordable, actionable ideas,

but... she just doesn't care.

['TAKE IT BACK' BY
SHARAYA SUMMERS PLAYS SOFTLY]

Like what?

♪ It took some time to fall,
but when I did... ♪

Uh...

♪ It was so right... ♪

Microforests.

♪ You slipped a ring... ♪

Mm.

So like...

...mini forests for ants?

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

No!

They're, like,
biodiversity capsules

in unused urban areas.

LACHIE: Hm.

Sounds dumb
when I say it like that.

No, it doesn't sound dumb.

It sounds great.

But... if we want to make change,

we need to work our way up.

Play the game.

You don't need to play the game.

You're already, like...

It's amazing.

♪ You didn't get
the love you needed

♪ Now the closer that I get

♪ The fear of leaving
broken-hearted... ♪

Hey...

♪ I wish you could see
what I see... ♪

I'm sorry for the way
that I treated you.

[CHUCKLES]

Whoa, OK.

Um...

Where is this coming from?

- [PHONE BUZZES]
- [MUSIC STOPS]

- You can... you can get that.
- It's fine.

Um...

I was bad.

I treated you really badly.

[SIGHS]

We were kids, Oly.

You weren't.

You were never a kid.

You were always like this.

- So...
- [LACHIE SIGHS]

Do you ever wonder what our
lives would have been like

if we stayed friends?

Well, you'd be a lot higher up,
that's for sure.

What do you mean?

I... Nothing.

I just think that we're similar.

We'd probably both
be working for the UN

if we'd stayed together.

Thank you.

For apologising.

It means a lot.

You were a little bit of a d*ck.

Just a little.

But it was still great
seeing you.

[LAUGHS] OK.

[LACHIE LAUGHS]

So...

...play the game.

Climb that ladder.

Change the world.

Just don't get pregnant again.

[LAUGHS]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

Uh, is Sebastian here?

He's at school. Why?

He sold me this on Gumtree,

and I'd like to return it
for a full refund.

What? Why?

The online listing
clearly stated

this was a complete
Hogwarts train set,

and on closer inspection
I have noticed

that it is missing one dementor

and Professor Lupin.

Got the ad printed out here
as well.

No, it's OK.

How much did you pay for it?

$30.

$30?

It cost $200!

Much rather not have to
get the police involved...

Oh, relax, Hermione,
I'll get your $30.

[DOOR SLAMS]

So when was the last time
you went to the doctor?

Which doctor? I go all the time!

I have appointments every week.

Good. That's good,
that's good, because...

...they say everything is good.

No, they never say that.

Why are you so angry
at the flowers?

Rosa.

Sit down.

What is it?

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

- Alejandro.
- [ALEJANDRO SPEAKS SPANISH]

[CONTINUES IN SPANISH]

[ALEJANDRO REPLIES IN SPANISH]

[ALEJANDRO CLEARS THROAT]

And the worst part is that...

[SIGHS]

...she wants my help
getting an ab*rtion.

I mean, everyone knows
how babies are made.

Can she be so stupid?

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

Do you think she was stupid?

No.

Neither do I.

But she couldn't talk about it
with anyone, ever.

[CONTINUES IN SPANISH]

Like a flower...

...they are so beautiful.

Give them some water.

RECEPTIONIST: Name?

Lilliana Peña Rosa.

[RECEPTIONIST TYPES]

OK, and you're 15?

[RECEPTIONIST TYPES]

Are you here with a parent
or legal guardian?

She is.

Please welcome Shauna Johnson.

Shauna Johnson?

Are you here?

OK, maybe we should
just move on...

Wait. Uh, wait.

Come through. Thank you.

Hi, everyone.

My name is
Olympia Chalmers-Davis.

Uh, Shauna is...
currently indisposed.

But I would like to
talk to you today

about the exciting initiatives

that Shauna has planned
for the next 12 months.

The first being...

[SIGHS]

[QUIRKY MUSIC]

...microforests.

Hey, I loved your talk.

Oh, thank you!

Thank you so much.

Hey, Oly...

I've been getting
a lot of praise

about this great idea
that I had,

something about
some tiny forests

that I'm apparently
implementing.

Good for you.

Yeah, well, frankly,
I'm busy enough,

so your mess, you clean it up.

As in...

As in, shrink the forests down
and roll 'em out

or whatever it is that you said
that I said that I'd do.

- You do that.
- Are you serious?

The whole project is mine?

- Yes, please.
- Thank you.

Thank you!

Yeah.

Can you grab a coffee
for me, please?

Did you guys, um, have
a big night last night?

I don't even know
what you're talking about.

- I was looking after the birds.
- Alright.

What happens at the conference
stays at the conference.

So does it?

Does what?

Does what happens
at the conference

stay at the conference?

No, of course not.

Wait, so I'm your...

And you're my...

Yes.

Delete the apps, mate. We're on.

That third leg worked a charm.

Yes!

- ROSA: Yes?
- How dare you.

Oh, you must be
Lilliana's mother.

- Yes, I wanted to talk to you...
- But you didn't.

You just decided to take my
child to an ab*rtion clinic.

OK, you're angry.

You should be ashamed
of yourself.

And you know who else
is ashamed of you?

- God?
- God.

Why don't you come in...

Is this something
that you do often,

arrange ab*rtion for your son?

No, don't talk about my son.

I'm her mother!

It was my responsibility.
She should have come to me.

I had no choice, OK?

I-I tried to get your number

and then I begged Lilliana
to talk to you

because I wanted you
to be involved.

You should have been involved.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- [SOBS]

SONOGRAPHER: There they are!

BOTH: They?

Sorry, it.

It seems weird saying 'it'.

- Do you want to know the gender?
- No.

- Yes.
- No.

No.

- No?
- No.

- SONOGRAPHER: Oh, my.
- What?

Is it... is it waving?

I've been doing this
a long time.

Never seen that before.

- Hi!
- Hi!

Hi! [LAUGHS]

['THUNDER RUMBLES' BY
THE CAT EMPIRE PLAYS SOFTLY]

♪ I like the rays that blaze

♪ At the break of dawn

♪ I like the way
that my heart races... ♪

Where's your Xbox?

It... broke.

Hm.

[PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES]

♪ I like the rays that blaze

♪ At the break of dawn

♪ I like the way that
my heart races when... ♪

What? What is it?

Read it.

♪ I like the spells they make

- ♪ At the black cauldron... ♪
- [CHUCKLES]

#MumGoals

#LoveYouMum

♪ I like the waist down,
shake down... ♪

Come on.

Dinner is ready.

Yeah, alright.

♪ I like the space 'tween worlds

♪ Where the angels fall... ♪

SEB: Oh, sh*t!

[CHUCKLES] Plane crash.

['THUNDER RUMBLES'
BY THE CAT EMPIRE]

♪ And the thunder rumbles

♪ Lightning will strike!

♪ And the thunder rumbles

♪ And the thunder rumbles

♪ Bring on the thunder!

♪ And the drums go bom-bom

♪ Boom, boom, boom

♪ Don't let them change you

♪ They'll just turn

♪ Your heart to stone. ♪

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[SINGER VOCALISES]