[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
* Goin' to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' to Mexico *
How about we go
over the book again?
Aw, nah,
come on. Not again.
Harry, let me explain
something to you, all right?
When people say
That they're doing it
by the book,
It's an expression,
Harry.
They don't mean
they actually got a book.
Oh, that's--that's
an expression?
You're becoming
a real expert,
Ain't ya, partner?
Well, let's get
something straight.
This is my play.
Turn the pages.
One -- dump the truck
in Secaucus.
fingerprints and surfaces.
and uniforms.
a nice bottle of wine
And a steak sandwich--
You know what
surprises me?
That you know
how to read.
Ok, now, come on,
pay attention.
Ok, ok.
I am, all right?
Here we go.
Here we go.
[Sighs]
All right, Harry.
You're sure there's only
the 2 maids in there, right?
How many times
I gotta tell you?
She's in Paris,
he's on the coast.
All right.
Now, let's go.
All right.
Now, let's go.
[Rings doorbell]
Woman on intercom:
yes?
Yeah, we're here
to pick up the laundry.
Laundry? You're supposed
to be here on Monday.
Hello?
You still there?
Yeah, uh, uh,
we was in the neighborhood,
And we, uh, we figured
we'd pick it up now.
And we, uh, we figured
we'd pick it up now.
You ain't the regular guy.
Where's Charlie?
Oh, yeah.
Uh, Ch-Charlie--
Charlie asked me
to give you this.
All right, lady.
Into the kitchen, quick.
You better get that thing
outta my face!
I said, get in
the kitchen!
Who are you people?!
You can't come in here! No!
Where's the kitchen?
Where's the kitchen?!
[Both screaming]
[Both screaming]
Roy: get in there!
Go on! Go on!
Take your hands off
that girl, Rambo!
Can't you see
I got a g*n!
I told you,
don't point that g*n at me.
Usually people
are afraid of this!
Get in there!
Get in there!
Son of a--get in! Jeez!
Let me out!
Whoo!
Whoo!
That big one, man,
she's got some left hook.
Look, she almost busted
my glasses.
You lock 'em in?
Oh, yeah, my man.
Yeah, just like
the book says.
You gonna open it,
partner?
Harry Houdini.
Harry Houdini.
You're gonna do it, man,
you're gonna do it.
Harry Houdini,
my man, my main man.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
You can do it.
[Click]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
Bingo.
Yes! Yes!
Payday, partner!
Payday, partner!
Yes.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, Harry.
Yes, Harry.
Oh.
Oh, no, Harry.
No, man.
Harry, no.
Harry!
I know...
I know he keeps
More than
I know it!
What chapter's this in,
Harry, huh?
Boy: what are you men
doing here?
Boy: what are you men
doing here?
Hey, you're supposed
to be in school, kid.
I don't go to school.
I'm tutored.
Nice book you got
there, partner.
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?
Let me go!
Let me go!
What does it look like
I'm doing? Let's go.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Robbin' the safe
is one thing.
Kidnapping's something else.
Put him down.
I ain't leavin' here
empty-handed.
[Muffled screams]
This is a joke.
You're makin' a joke, right?
Start the car and let's
get outta here now.
Now, we gotta
let this kid go
Before it's too late.
No way. Now,
we're takin' this kid,
And don't you even think
about walkin' out on me.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Roy: you know something,
Harry?
This is gonna work out
a lot better than I figured.
Harry: is that right?
You got some kind
of a plan?
What do you figure
on doing with the kid?
We'll--we'll take him to
my huntin' shack in Jersey.
Yeah, it's perfect.
Yeah, it's perfect.
[Birds twittering]
[Birds twittering]
[Moaning]
[Moaning]
I'm gonna put him
in the bedroom.
[Radio chattering]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
Looks like we're gonna
be here for a while.
We can't let him
stay like this!
[Whimpers]
I wish you'd
lay off that stuff.
And I wish you were
Marilyn Monroe.
If I take off the gag,
You'll behave yourself
and do as you're told?
Leave him alone.
He ain't gonna die.
Aah!
I'm sorry, kid.
[Gasping and wheezing]
[Gasping and wheezing]
I need--I need
my nebu...lizer.
What the hell
is he talkin' about?
How am I supposed
to know.
What are you
talkin' about, kid?
It's--it's in my pocket.
[Wheezing]
It's--it's in my pocket.
[Wheezing]
Is that what you're
talkin' about?
That's it!
That's it!
I need to have my...
Hands free.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's a negatory.
Leave him the hell alone.
What's he gonna do,
beat us up and escape?
What's he gonna do,
beat us up and escape?
[Inhales]
[Inhales]
Oh, this kid's
a real sickie.
Why don't you shut up?
Why don't you shut up?
I gotta go
to the bathroom.
I gotta go
to the bathroom.
It's all right, kid.
You're human.
You're allowed
to go.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I got you.
Come on.
Make sure
you put up the seat.
Make sure
you put up the seat.
Now, straight ahead,
straight ahead.
Now, straight ahead,
straight ahead.
Stop.
You're at the bowl.
I'm lifting the seat.
Go ahead.
I'm lifting the seat.
Go ahead.
It's ok. You don't have
to close the door.
No girls in this house.
No girls in this house.
Ok, ok. I'm, uh,
I'm turning away.
I'm looking
at the ceiling.
I'm not watchin'.
Ain't you gonna
hold his hand, Harry?
Ain't you gonna
hold his hand, Harry?
Come here.
Come here.
You moron.
You used my name.
I what?
Aw, for Christ's sakes,
Harry, lighten up.
You did it again!
Damn it, Roy!
What?!
This is serious business
you got us into here.
Boy: I'm finished.
Boy: I'm finished.
We don't want the kid
knowing too much.
We don't want the kid
knowing too much.
[Mutters] we don't want
the kid knowing too much.
[Mutters] we don't want
the kid knowing too much.
Are those
real handcuffs?
Yep.
They're real, kid.
Yep.
They're real, kid.
Are you men
kidnappers?
No, we're camp
counselors.
My psychiatrist says
sarcasm can be a sign
Of hostility and anger.
Oh.
You got a shrink?
And a pulmonary man,
And an allergist,
and a pediatrician.
You sure you're not
leavin' anyone out?
Well, I have an
endocrinologist, too, and a--
Shut up
and go to bed!
Shut up
and go to bed!
Ok, kid.
Put your head down.
Ok, kid.
Put your head down.
Just rest a while,
all right, kid? Huh?
Just rest a while,
all right, kid? Huh?
[Both screaming]
[Telephone rings]
[Telephone rings]
[Ring]
[Ring]
[Both grunt]
Help!
Roy on telephone:
help?
You mean to tell me
you just broke out?
What the hell
have you been doing?
Where's Feldman?
Didn't you call him yet?
This you, Rambo?
Hey, slugger.
How you doing?
You owe me
a pair of glasses.
Shut up!
No, no, no. You shut up
and listen to me,
Cause I'm only
gonna tell you once.
[Telephone rings]
Man: hello?
Man on telephone:
hello, Victor?
Yes, Fred,
what is it?
Victor, please, you know
I wouldn't call you there
If it wasn't very important.
Fred, my patience
is wearing thin.
Victor, your little boy
has been kidnapped.
Gary?
What in the world
are you talking about?
I'm at the house
right now, Victor.
The man said if you want
to see Gary alive,
You should come back
immediately
And not contact
the police.
He said he'd phone
again tomorrow.
All right.
Uh, I want you
to keep a lid on this.
I'll catch a plane out
as soon as I can.
And no police,
you understand?
Victor, I--
I really do think
We should contact
the police.
I don't recall
asking you to think, Fred.
You will do as I say.
You will do as I say.
What was all that
police talk about?
What was all that
police talk about?
Gary's been kidnapped.
Oh, my god.
Victor.
Oh, my god.
Victor.
You know my wife's
number in Paris?
Yes, of course.
Yes, of course.
[Shouting and g*nf*re]
[Shouting and g*nf*re]
What the hell
is that supposed to be?
An owl.
An owl.
It looks like a turd.
It looks like a turd.
Look at that, Harry.
John Wayne.
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles]
I love the duke.
Aah!
Aah!
You're gonna
wake up the kid.
You're gonna
wake up the kid.
I'll go in there
right now.
I'll go in there
right now.
Stand up.
Let's get one thing
straight.
Let's get one thing
straight.
No one's gonna hurt
that kid.
He's never seen us.
He doesn't even know
where he is.
We're not
hurting him.
You hear me?
You hear me?
Sleep it off.
All right.
All right, Harry.
All right.
All right.
Ahh.
[Footsteps]
[Footsteps]
What are you
doing up, redhead?
When are you gonna
take me back home?
When are you gonna
take me back home?
Pretty soon now.
Pretty soon now.
But, uh, you gotta do
everything I tell you...
Even after you get home.
Don't tell nothing
to nobody
About where you've been
or who you were with,
'Cause if you do,
I'm gonna come back
And get you again
and take you away.
Really?
Where will we go?
Really?
Where will we go?
Somewhere
you won't like goin'.
Understand?
Somewhere
you won't like at all.
I know, but it might
not be so bad
If I didn't my eyes
all taped up.
If I didn't my eyes
all taped up.
Tell me something,
redhead.
Tell me something,
redhead.
Do you just stay home
all the time?
Mostly I do,
on account of my allergies.
But Sarah takes me
a few places,
Like the Bronx zoo
and a museum.
I've been to 2 movies.
Don't your old man
take you fishing
Or camping or anything?
No.
I wouldn't mind
if you came and got me,
And we could go
somewhere,
But I wouldn't like it
if that other man,
He came and got me.
I don't like that other man.
I hope the police get him.
I don't like that other man.
I hope the police get him.
Well, he's the one
who's gonna come get you
If you don't do
everything I tell you.
[Wheezing]
[Wheezing]
Jeez, redhead.
You gotta use that thing
Every time
somebody talks to you?
Calm. Calm down.
Calm down.
No one's gonna hurt you.
I give you my word.
I give you my word.
Now, tomorrow's
gonna be a busy day.
Now, tomorrow's
gonna be a busy day.
I think it's time
we both got some sleep.
I think it's time
we both got some sleep.
[Snoring]
[Snoring]
[Snorts]
[Snorts]
[Snoring]
[Snoring]
[Roy snoring]
[Roy snoring]
[Crickets chirping]
[Crickets chirping]
[Coyote howling]
[Coyote howling]
[Bird flies away]
[Breathing heavily]
[Breathing heavily]
No. No.
No. No.
Can I get
you gentlemen anything?
No, thank you.
I assume it was my wife
who called the police,
If for no other reason
Than I specifically
asked her not to.
Yes, it was.
Do you have any word yet
on the 2 laundry men?
No.
No.
How much was
in there, sir?
A good deal,
I'm afraid.
Over 200,000
in cash
And negotiable
securities--
Sarah: now, calm down,
Mrs. Feldman.
Mr. Feldman's in the library
with the police right now.
[Sobbing]
Victor!
Oh, Victor.
It's so awful.
Victor, our little Gary.
Victor, our little Gary.
Aha. Gentlemen,
the grieving mother.
I had already made
these purchases, Victor.
What was I to do,
leave them in Paris?!
God forbid.
Sarah, take these
to my room, please.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
You gentlemen
must be the police.
FBI, ma'am.
[Crying] my baby,
my poor little baby.
He's gonna be
all right.
We'll get him back.
Don't worry.
George, you tore
yourself away
From your poker game
just for this?
Victor, Victor,
it wasn't that easy.
I was up over a thousand.
But you know how it is.
Isabel calls, if I don't
just drop everything
And rush right over here,
Gary's symptoms are liable
To disappear before
I get here. Ha ha ha.
Victor: gentlemen,
Gary's pediatrician,
Dr. George Berman.
Hi.
Ahem. Mrs. Feldman,
if you can give us
A picture of the boy,
it'd be very helpful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn it, Roy.
Damn it.
You ain't even
had breakfast.
Put that beer away.
Harry, this is
my breakfast.
Harry, this is
my breakfast.
You gotta call Feldman.
You know something, Harry?
I don't make it a habit
Of having people pull beer
out of my hands.
You're so worried about me?
You call Feldman.
No, you got us
into this,
You make the calls.
What's the matter?
Afraid I'm gonna
hurt your kid?
Would you stop it
already with the kid?!
You know we gotta
put him on the phone,
And besides,
I keep tellin' you,
he knows nothing.
Right, right.
Well, it better
stay that way.
Well, it better
stay that way.
[Door slams]
Harry: time for breakfast,
redhead!
Fresh fruits
and orange juice, cereal,
Milk, and--
Hi, Harry.
Hi, Harry.
What are you doing,
redhead?
I told you not
to touch the tape,
And you called me
Harry.
You can't keep
from hearing something
If you hear it.
I heard the other man
call you Harry.
And what else
did you hear?
I heard him
call you Banner, too.
So I guess your name's
Harry Banner.
Ohh.
But the other man.
You haven't
seen him yet.
I had the bandages
off last night.
Oh, no. And do you know
his name?
I heard you call him Roy.
This is not good.
This is not good at all.
Mr. Banner?
Mr. Banner.
Hey, Banner!
What?!
Banner,
do you yet wave?
Ha ha ha ha!
Kid, are you crazy?
We got a real
problem here.
We got a real
problem here.
Redhead...
How would you like to
see the gulf of Mexico?
We can, uh, we can leave
tomorrow night,
Just you and me.
Do we have
to tell my parents?
Of course not.
Of course not.
Oh, boy!
This is gonna be great!
But there's something you're
gonna have to do first.
I'll do it. What?
Until we leave, you
don't touch this tape
And you don't call
nobody around here
By their name.
Now, everything's
ridin' on it.
Everything.
Do you think
you can hold your mud?
What's that mean?
It means keepin'
the secret
No matter what.
Think you can do that?
I can do that, Banner.
I can do that, Banner.
[Ring]
[Ring]
[Ring]
[Ring]
[Ring]
[Ring]
This is Victor Feldman.
Roy: yeah, Feldman.
I want a half
a million dollars.
Is the child
all right?
Yeah, right.
Yeah, he's fine.
And he'll stay that way
as long as you cooperate.
Let me speak
to Gary.
No, no, not right now.
I want a half a million
tomorrow.
I want a half a million
tomorrow.
Half a million
is a good deal of money.
I wasn't expecting you
to ask for so much.
I have 75,000
In cash, ready to
give you, unmarked.
For god's sakes, Victor.
Don't haggle.
For god's sakes, Victor.
Don't haggle.
It's Saturday.
My bank is closed.
I couldn't possibly
get my hands
On that kind of money
until next week.
I have 75.
No way, you gotta
do better than that.
Well,
I could perhaps get
a hold of another 15.
That would make 90.
Oh, Jesus Chr--
All right, look, look,
We'll take the 90
on account.
We'll take the 90
on account.
I have to speak
to the child first.
Later! Later!
Listen, be prepared
To--to deliver
the money tomorrow.
You'll--you'll hear
from him then.
You'll--you'll hear
from him then.
I didn't know you were
planning on negotiating.
I didn't know you were
planning on negotiating.
Actually, I was prepared
to go to 100.
Actually, I was prepared
to go to 100.
How'd it go?
Good. Went good.
Good. Went good.
I had to, uh,
I had to make a few changes
with the book.
What's that supposed
to mean? What?
I had to, uh,
settle for 90 grand.
You what?
You what?
I had to, Harry.
He said his bank was closed.
And you gobbled it
Like a g*dd*mn turkey,
you moron.
You stupid moron!
Banks open for this man!
He probably owns
the bank!
Harry, he said
he's gonna give us
More money next week.
Oh, that's nice.
Kidnappin'
on the installment plan.
What other great ideas
have you got?!
What other great ideas
have you got?!
Mrs. Feldman:
Gary? He-hello?
Gary, baby,
this is mommy.
Gary, are you there, son?
Gary: yeah.
Oh, Gary.
Are you all right?
Do you have
your medicine?
Yeah, I'm fine.
You know, they have
my eyes taped
And my feet
in real handcuffs.
But Banner,
he said to--
Give me--
get out! Out, out!
Oh, god!
Harry: what the hell
are you doing?
Gary, where are you?
Hello.
Victor: can you just
let him talk to his mother
A little longer?
Listen to me.
If you want to see
this kid alive again,
Be at the abandoned
warehouse
At Ellroy and Webb street
tomorrow at 6:30,
With the money!
Just don't hurt
the child!
I'll be there
with the money.
Have the money.
Let's go. Let's go!
[Music playing]
[Music playing]
I got the rundown
on this Banner.
Ex-con, Harry Banner.
For armed robbery.
Paroled last year.
Been workin'
with another ex-con,
An auto mechanic
by the name of Roy walls.
Probably in on it
with him.
Anything
on him yet?
Oh, a real pussycat.
Ex-marine,
Dishonorable discharge,
as*ault and battery,
as*ault with a deadly weapon.
One conviction.
May I, agent Pasetta?
May I, agent Pasetta?
Ok, the case is wired.
We can track it
up to a mile away.
We can track it
up to a mile away.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Fred: Victor,
please be careful.
Victor:
thank you, Fred.
You sure the switch
is gonna work?
I told you, I grew up
in that neighborhood.
Now, stop worryin'
about it.
All right, all right.
And I'm gonna take care
of junior when I get back.
Partner, look.
For once in your life,
use your head.
We're talkin' about
death penalty here.
Harry,
they got your name.
That kid said it.
How long do you think
it's gonna be
Before they got
my name, too?
Before they got
my name, too?
[Starts engine]
I'm not leavin'
any living witnesses.
I'm not leavin'
any living witnesses.
This is it, redhead.
Time to hit the road.
No foolin'? I thought
we were leaving tonight.
Plans have changed.
We gotta get outta here.
But aren't you gonna wait
for your share of the money?
I can't take the chance.
Things is gettin' kinda
unhealthy around here.
You're afraid that other man's
gonna hurt me, aren't you?
What difference
does it make why?
We just gotta
get out of here now.
Let me get
this tape.
Let me get
this tape.
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
You don't want
to forget these.
You don't want
to forget these.
And the cuffs.
Let's get the cuff--
the cu--
Son of a b*tch!
He's got the key!
This is not good!
We don't need 'em,
Banner.
[Clank]
Unbelievable.
Kid, you are
really something.
Put on your shoe.
Wait till Roy sees
these cuffs.
He's gonna think
we was Houdini.
Come on,
let's haul a*s.
Come on,
let's haul a*s.
And put on this shirt.
It's cold outside.
* Goin' to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
Whoa.
Whoa.
Look pitiful.
Look pitiful.
Look pitiful.
Next time,
don't overdo it.
*Goin' down
to Mexico *
* Goin' to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
[Rock music playing
on radio]
[Rock music playing
on radio]
Ahh!
Bye! Bye!
Man:
bye-bye!
Peace, man.
Bye!
Bye!
See you later.
We're having fun,
aren't we?
Oh, yeah. That--that--
that was terrific.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it.
What?
Here.
What's this for?
See that joint
over there?
Yeah.
I want you to go on in,
wait 15 minutes,
Then tell 'em
to call your father
To come and get you.
What are you
talking about?
You told me
we were going to Mexico.
Kid, I only told you
that to protect you.
Look, just go in there
And tell them
to make the call.
I gotta get outta here.
You're gonna leave
without me.
You're gonna leave
without me.
[Music playing]
[Music playing]
Go on, kid.
Do what I told you.
Go on, kid.
Do what I told you.
Kid, go on.
Get outta here!
Kid, go on.
Get outta here!
Kid...
What are you doing?
I'm going with you.
That's impossible.
You can't.
It just don't make
no sense.
If you don't take me
with you, Banner,
I'll start screaming.
I swear I will! I will!
Now--now,
listen to me.
No! No, I'll scream!
I'm gonna scream!
No! No!
No screaming, ok?
No screaming.
No screaming.
No screaming.
Redhead.
Redhead, what am I
gonna do with you?
Redhead, what am I
gonna do with you?
All right.
All right, we'll see
how it works out.
Oh, boy!
Hold--hey, hold on, pal.
Don't go gettin'
so excited.
One wrong move and I'm
sendin' you back.
You got that?
Yeah,
I got that, Banner.
You won't have
to worry about me at all.
[Laughs] I gotta be
out of my mind.
Come on, we gotta
borrow a car.
Come on, we gotta
borrow a car.
[Chattering]
What the hell
is this?
Very nice.
Very nice.
I like that.
Where's the car,
chief?
[Indistinct chatter
continues]
[Indistinct chatter
continues]
You guys had better
watch my car.
If I were you, I'd
forget about my car
And worry about
my h*nky a*s.
And worry about
my h*nky a*s.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, is anybody here?
Hello, is anybody here?
Hello!
Hello!
Is anybody here?
Roy: nobody here
but us rats.
Don't--don't shine
that light at me!
Don't--don't shine
that light at me!
Listen, I have a--
Hold--hold it
right there.
Put the case down.
Put the case down.
Now, get out.
And there better not be
anybody watching.
And there better not be
anybody watching.
There'll be a bonus
in it for you
If the child comes
home unharmed.
Please don't hurt him.
All right, uh...
How about, uh,
I was thinking more in
the neighborhood of 15.
Ah, no, no, no.
Uh, 20, no arguments.
Certainly.
Whatever you say.
Put it on the case.
Put it on the case.
Now get out.
Now get out.
[Beeping]
[Beeping]
He hasn't moved yet?
Not yet.
Did you see him?
No, but it was the voice
on the phone.
It's been
How come
he's not moving?
I don't know,
but something tells me
We better get in there
and find out.
We better get in there
and find out.
[Subway rumbling]
[Subway rumbling]
[Slams]
[sighs]
And no one was aware
the subway
Ran under this building?
Ran under this building?
Brilliant police work,
agent Pasetta.
You must be very proud.
You must be very proud.
Harry: ok, redhead...
Time to pick up a little
traveling money.
Time to pick up a little
traveling money.
Stay under the blanket
out of sight, you hear?
Stay down.
All right, already!
All right, already!
[Scat sings]
Good evening.
Good evening.
What can I do for you?
Well, I'm looking to see
something in, uh...
In a target p*stol
for my boy.
Maybe a .22.
Maybe a .22.
[Scat sings]
[Scat sings]
May I suggest this
May I suggest this
Gimme a box of shells?
Gimme a box of shells?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Um, could you show me
how to load it?
Um, could you show me
how to load it?
You put the b*ll*ts
right in here.
In here, mm-hmm.
Excuse me.
In here, mm-hmm.
Excuse me.
Hmm.
Please, mister,
It's against the rules
to load a g*n in here.
No, I just want to
make sure I can do it...
It's against--
So I can show, you know,
little jimmy.
So I can show, you know,
little jimmy.
It's against--
It's against--
Oh, no. Not again.
I'm sorry about this,
but as long as I'm here,
Why don't you just give me
all your money?
You ganef.
[Door opens]
I thought I told you
to stay put.
I wanted to see
how you did it.
Is that little jimmy?
Is that little jimmy?
Don't do anything
for 30 minutes, you hear?
I haven't done
anything all day.
Why should I start now?
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles]
How come you didn't
take his money?
Because
I changed my mind.
Don't we need it
for the trip?
I still got a couple
of bucks of my own.
I still got a couple
of bucks of my own.
Here, partner.
Count it.
Is that what we are,
partners?
And friends, too,
right?
And friends, too,
right?
Right.
Now start counting.
Let's see.
Just like monopoly.
Enough for...
Enough for...
and a little left over.
How much is that?
$445.
Is that enough
for the trip?
[Sighs] not yet.
Are we gonna stick up
another store?
No! We're not!
No more stick-ups!
No more stick-ups!
Hey, I got a great idea.
Why don't we go back
and get your share from Roy?
No way.
It's too dangerous.
It's your money.
Yeah,
that's for sure. Huh.
We can do it, Banner.
We can do it, Banner.
[Sighs]
yeah, maybe we can.
[Thunder]
[Thunder]
Harry:
we're in luck, kid.
Looks like old Roy's
not back yet.
Looks like old Roy's
not back yet.
[Sighs]
You're gonna have
to wait for me here.
You ok, kid?
You ok, kid?
Banner...I'm scared.
Now, come on, partner.
You said you were
gonna be ok.
Be a tough little kid.
Everything depends on it.
I'll be back
before you know it.
I'll be back
before you know it.
Ta-da!
You got it all?
Harry, man.
Harry, baby,
it was great.
Harry, I got us
an extra 20 grand.
[Laughs]
Harry, man,
it was clean.
Clean as a whistle.
Just like you said, man.
The switch
was great, Harry.
I did it. We're rich.
Harry, time to
take care of the runt.
Harry, time to
take care of the runt.
Harry!
Where is he, Harry?
Where's the--
What's that, Harry?
What's that, Harry?
I'm gonna leave with
my share of the money.
You don't need a g*n
to do that, Harry.
Take the g*n
out of your back pocket.
What?!
Take the g*n out.
What?!
Take the g*n out.
What are you
doing to me, Harry?
Keep your finger
away from the trigger.
Empty it.
Harry...here.
Throw the g*n
on the desk.
What are you doing
to me, Harry?
Harry, man, come on,
you're not gonna sh**t me.
Just stay where you are.
Harry, you're not
gonna sh**t me.
You're
a good-hearted guy, Harry.
You'd never
hurt a fly.
You're a sweet old
nickel-and-dimer.
[Door opens]
[Door opens]
[Groans]
[Grunting]
Gimme the g*n!
Gimme the g*n!
Gimme it!
Come on!
Gary, run!
[g*nsh*t]
[g*nsh*t]
Uhh!
Uhh!
[Crying]
Harry!
Harry, please be ok!
Yaah!
[Screams]
Open the door!
Open the door!
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
Open the door!
Open it!
Open the door!
Open it!
[Pounding]
[Crash]
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Yelling]
[Yelling]
Agh!
[Thud]
[Thud]
unh!
[Thud]
unh!
Harry!
[Crying]
Harry!
Harry!
Harry.
Harry.
Aggh!
Try not to spill.
That's all you got, Roy.
Harry!
I'm taking your share, too.
You don't deserve it.
Don't, Harry. Harry!
You'd better put
a b*llet in me now, man,
Because I'm gonna
catch up with you
And when I do, I'll k*ll
the both of youse.
Don't worry
about it, kid.
He couldn't find his shoes
if he were standing in them.
Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Agh!
Harry!
[Door closes]
Harry!
[Door closes]
No one's gonna be
driving this too far.
No one's gonna be
driving this too far.
Gary: I should've done
what you told me.
I should've
stayed in the car.
But I was afraid
for you, Harry.
You're right,
you should've.
You're right,
you should've.
You gonna send me home?
You gonna send me home?
You were trying
to help, kid.
That's what partners
are supposed to do.
You gonna be ok
without your glasses?
I think so.
What are we
gonna do next?
Well,
we're gonna pick up
A couple of things
for the trip--
To Mexico.
[Music playing]
[Music playing]
* Goin' to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
Hey, Banner,
can we get this, too?
We can listen
to the Mets games
While we're camping.
Yeah, sure, kid.
Yeah, sure, kid.
Every met fan
gotta have a met cap.
Right, Banner!
Harry: I think we're
gonna have to get rid
Of your red hair, kid.
I could use
some darkener myself.
Hut! Hut! Go!
Hut!
Hut!
Ha ha! Whoa!
Ohh!
Rush! Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah.
Hey, son. How you doing?
You want a puppy?
They're free.
You want a puppy?
They're free.
You want one?
I don't know.
What about my allergies?
Don't worry about it.
I read somewhere
That allergies
are all in the head.
Yeah? Think so?
I know so.
I know so.
Is this
your grandson?
Oh! Yes.
Oh! Yes.
Go on, redhead,
take one.
Ok.
Here, take this one.
He's my favorite.
Ok. He's
my favorite, too.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thank you...gramps.
All right, let's go.
Ok. Bye, now!
Thanks!
Yeah. Thank you.
[Crickets chirping]
Gary: I think
I'll call him Johnson.
He plays for the Mets.
Just stop
calling me gramps.
You're gonna
love these, kid.
You're gonna
love these, kid.
Well, we got beans,
we got pickles, relish.
We got ketchup,
we got mustard.
My mother never lets me
eat hot dogs.
Dr. Berman says they're
bad for my digestion.
Well, you better get
yourself a new doctor.
Well, you better get
yourself a new doctor.
Go ahead, come on.
Take a big, big bite.
Go ahead, come on.
Take a big, big bite.
Well?
Awesome.
[Laughs]
Here you are, Johnson.
Here you are, Johnson.
Ain't it great
camping out?
You know, if it's nice
tomorrow morning,
Maybe we can
take a swim.
Maybe we can
take a swim.
What's the matter?
You don't like the water?
What's the matter?
You don't like the water?
When I was little,
My father took me all
the way up to the top
Of the high dive,
then he threw me off.
My therapist says
that's why
I'm afraid of heights
and water.
Isn't there anything
You ain't allergic to
or scared of?
You ain't allergic to
or scared of?
[Sniffles]
Uh, when I was your age,
my old man,
He used to put
boxing gloves on me
And slap me around in front
of his drinking buddies.
He'd go, "come on! Fight!
Fight, you piece of--
fight!"
Fight, you piece of--
fight!"
And I'd be trying
not to cry,
And so scared...
So scared.
It was all
I could do to keep...
From peeing my pants.
[Chuckles]
From peeing my pants.
[Chuckles]
Banner, can I ask
you something?
Sure, kid. What?
Were you always
a gangster?
Were you always
a gangster?
[Chuckles]
a gangster?
Come on, Harry.
You know what I mean.
Was there anything...
Anything before?
Well, sure.
Well, sure.
I used to be
a great mechanic.
World class.
There wasn't anything
I couldn't fix.
So what happened?
So what happened?
I don't know.
I guess I'm the kind of guy
that never gets it right.
Something always seems
to go wrong.
Yeah.
[Sighs] yeah.
[Sighs] yeah.
I'm only sorry...
I got you into all this.
I'm not.
I'm not.
That's Banner.
The kidnapper
is also a holdup man.
It's comforting to know.
I have paid $110,000
to watch this.
I would like
to know why.
Wait, it gets better.
Wait, it gets better.
Mrs. Feldman:
there he is!
Oh, the poor
little thing.
Looks pretty good
to me.
Looks pretty good
to me.
Here's the kicker.
Banner's sister
works for you.
June Scott, divorced.
Maiden name is Banner.
June Scott, divorced.
Maiden name is Banner.
Well, now
you've done it,
Haven't you,
Victor?
Isabel.
No, you've finally
done it, Victor.
No, I don't care
who you sleep with,
But when it hurts
our little Gary,
That's where
I draw the line!
Mrs. Feldman.
What?!
She's already been
interrogated.
We don't believe
she's involved.
We figure her brother
used her to get
The background information
needed to pull the job.
We're circulating
these pictures
All across the country.
Hopefully, we'll come up
with something soon.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Hopefully.
How encouraging.
Hopefully.
How encouraging.
Harry: * row, row,
row your boat *
* Gently down the stream *
* Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily... *
Gary: * gently
down the stream *
* Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily *
* Life is
but a dream *
* Row, row,
row your boat *
* Gently down
the stream *
* Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily *
* Life is
but a dream *
[Both laughing]
[Click]
Kid, we should take
that show on the road.
And I guess I can't call you
redhead anymore, huh?
No, but I can
call you blackhead.
Hush up.
Put on the playback.
[Overlapping singing plays]
Huh? See?
The harmony.
The harmony.
You don't know harmony.
It's your fault,
Banner.
Why the hell
is it my fault?
I sound a lot better
than you do.
Oh, yeah, right.
[Singing]
[Singing]
[With accent]
you look like count Dracula.
Mwah ha ha!
You kidding? We're
talkin' de Niro here.
Dream on, Banner.
Is that
any way to talk
To a desperate
criminal, huh?
To a desperate
criminal, huh?
Hey, how about
letting me drive?
You want to drive?
Sure.
You sure?
Oh, yeah.
You're not
kidding around?
I'm not
kidding around.
Ok, you got it.
[Tires screeching]
Straighten it out!
Get in your lane!
Harry, you're crazy!
You're doing
pretty good, kid.
[Laughs]
How about letting me
do the pedals, too?
Oh h* h*! Not this trip.
Get outta here.
[Laughing]
You almost k*lled us.
[Chuckles]
well, not really.
[Chuckles]
well, not really.
You know
what I wish?
What's that?
I wish you were my dad.
I wish you were my dad.
[Grunting]
[Yelling]
[Yelling]
I'm coming, Harry.
I'm coming, Harry.
Gary: son of a b*tch!
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Damn carburetor's
flooding.
Missing
a couple parts.
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
You guys need some help?
This carburetor's
all messed up.
This carburetor's
all messed up.
Oh, hi.
You think maybe...
You can get us
to a parts store?
I sure could.
Wouldn't do you any good,
it's closed today.
Your luck's not all bad.
I got a motel
And amusement park
down the street.
Why don't you guys get in?
Why don't you guys get in?
My name is Rose.
You know,
like the flower.
Rose Farrell.
What's your name,
honey?
Oh, uh, this is
my nephew, Barry.
Oh, uh, this is
my nephew, Barry.
I'm Jake. Uh, Flag.
Jake Flag.
[Snickering]
[Snickering]
And who's this?
This is Johnson.
Hey, Johnson.
We're on our way
to Florida to go camping
With his dad,
my brother.
At least we were
until the car went.
You think
you can fix it?
He can fix anything.
He's a world class
mechanic.
Is that a fact?
I got a Ferris wheel
with a blown motor.
You get that
running,
I'll take you to
shag parts tomorrow,
Plus, uh, plus
I'll comp you a room
And cook you dinner.
How's that sound?
I'll give it a shot.
Anyone ever tell you
You look like
Robert de Niro?
You look like
Robert de Niro?
I'd say
we definitely have
All the 4 major
food groups.
I gotta go
to the bathroom.
[Police radio chattering]
[Police radio chattering]
I thought I recognized
the car, Rose.
I thought I recognized
the car, Rose.
How you doing, J.P.?
I swear to god, Rose,
If you get
any better looking,
I might have to forget
I'm married.
I might have to forget
I'm married.
The way I hear it,
The only time you remember
is when the bars close.
[Chuckles]
Friend of yours?
His car broke down.
Just giving him a lift.
He's kinda cute, though.
Who knows?
Maybe I'll keep him.
[Chuckles] you could
do a lot worse, pal.
[Radio chatters]
See ya, J.P.
See ya.
[Starts engine]
See ya.
[Starts engine]
Just let me get these
And I'll get you
a key to your room.
No, no, we'll take
care of these.
Come on, Barry.
Come on, Barry.
Why, thank you, sir.
I've always depended
On the kindness
of strangers.
On the kindness
of strangers.
Close the trunk, Barry.
Close the trunk, Barry.
[Thunk]
[Thunk]
Give me
the phillips head.
Give me
the phillips head.
That lady
is really weird.
I don't think so.
Well, I do.
She's after you.
[Chuckles]
for what?
You're not too smart
about women, are you?
What do you think?
Shut up.
Give me a ratchet.
Come on.
You kid.
[Ratcheting]
[Ratcheting]
[Exhales]
[Exhales]
[Engine starts]
[Engine starts]
[Engine dies]
[Pounding]
[Engine starts]
[Humming]
All right!
[Marching band music playing]
[Marching band music playing]
[Rumbling]
[Rumbling]
Want to take a ride,
redhead?
Don't think so.
Come on, it'll be ok.
I'll go with you.
Come on, it'll be ok.
I'll go with you.
Hey...
Don't sweat it, redhead.
It's no big deal.
Don't sweat it, redhead.
It's no big deal.
Dispatcher: J.P., be advised
that's a stolen vehicle.
Roger. Get an
impound out here.
Roger. Get an
impound out here.
Anyway, I was hitching
through here
On my way to Woodstock
And the next thing I knew,
I was married
To the prince charming
that picked me up.
To the prince charming
that picked me up.
What's the matter,
honey?
You don't like it?
It's fine.
You want me to make you
something else?
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
[Turns on TV]
[Turns on TV]
So, what happened
to him?
Oh, what usually
happens to princes.
He turned back
into a frog
And he hopped on
outta here.
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs] Jake,
you better come see this.
It's really funny.
It's really funny.
Great.
What about you?
Ever been married?
What about you?
Ever been married?
I came close
a few times, but--
Hmm. My dad
always used to say,
"A bachelor is a man
Who never made
the same mistake once."
Well, I don't know.
Being around the kid
Makes me think maybe
I missed something.
You still have time yet.
Handsome guy like you,
not to mention handy.
You know...
There may be a few more
things around here
That could use
some tending.
That could use
some tending.
[Fork clatters]
[Fork clatters]
Excuse me a minute.
Excuse me a minute.
I told you so.
I told you so.
How about you go back
to your room and watch that?
[Sighs]
Yeah, so you can be
with her, right?
Just do as
I tell you, redhead.
Just do as
I tell you, redhead.
[Click]
[Click]
[Crickets chirping]
[Crickets chirping]
[Slams]
[Slams]
[Harry scat sings]
[Harry scat sings]
[Sniffing]
Ahh.
Ahh.
Barry go back
to your room?
Yeah.
Poor kid.
He couldn't keep
his eyes open.
Yeah, I noticed.
Yeah, I noticed.
[Crackling]
[Glass clinks]
[Glass clinks]
Ahh. [Sighs]
Can I get you
anything else?
Um, uh...
Um, uh...
[Sighs] it's, uh...
[Sighs] it's, uh...
It's been a while.
It's been a while.
Hey...hey.
How long has it been?
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
Why you shaving again,
Banner?
For her?
Don't worry
about me.
Did you brush
your teeth yet?
Aah!
Yeah, I brushed my teeth.
[Car approaching]
[Car approaching]
[Whimpers]
[Whimpers]
[Car door opens]
[Car door opens]
[Police radio chatters]
[Police radio chatters]
[Knocking]
Hey, Banner! You better
take a look at this!
Hey, Banner! You better
take a look at this!
I don't like the looks
of this, Banner.
I don't like the looks
of this, Banner.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good morning, Rose.
Hi.
You want a cup
of coffee, Jake?
I'd like that.
I'd like that.
J.P. Was here
this morning.
Who?
Who?
The cop we ran into
at the gas station.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What'd he want?
He was asking
about you.
Me? Heh heh.
What'd he want to know?
If you were
still here.
If you were
still here.
Don't worry, I told him you
left last night, Harry.
Don't worry, I told him you
left last night, Harry.
Was I that obvious?
Was I that obvious?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Do you think
he believed you?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You make a fine cup
of coffee, Rose.
You make a fine cup
of coffee, Rose.
Did I tell you my
ex-brother-in-law's a pilot?
He has his own plane.
Say, if somebody was
in some sort of trouble
Or something,
needed to get away,
I'm sure he'd be able
to get them
Clear to Canada.
Clear to Canada.
He still has
a small landing strip
Back out past
the Ferris wheel.
Back out past
the Ferris wheel.
I can call him
if you want.
I can call him
if you want.
No, no,
I--I don't think so.
Me and the kid,
we got other plans.
We'll be ok.
We'll be ok.
Now, remember, you tell him
I stole your car.
Ok.
And don't forget--
You want to run
that wheel
About one or two hours
a day for a week,
So the valves can seal.
So the valves can seal.
Go on, get outta here,
sweet talker.
Go on, get outta here,
sweet talker.
How do you know I'm not some
kind of a serial bad guy?
How do you know I'm not some
kind of a serial bad guy?
I checked
your references.
I checked
your references.
You're
a good lady, Rose.
You're
a good lady, Rose.
[Engine starts]
[Engine starts]
Hey, how far
you going?
Oh...
As far as I want.
Get out of the car.
Oh, man, you're not
gonna k*ll me, are you?
Get out, come on.
Take off that sweater
and the shirt now.
Yeah.
Gimme your wallet!
Come on!
Here you go.
This thing take regular
or unleaded?
This thing take regular
or unleaded?
[Police radio chattering]
[Police radio chattering]
Where's your car?
He steal it?
Well, if it's not out there,
I guess someone took it.
Come on, Rose.
This is serious.
Aiding and abetting
a kidnapper
Is a federal offense.
And I got a news flash
for you, sweetheart.
The sixties are over.
That's right,
we checked your file.
S.D.S.,
Weather Underground.
You were quite
a busy little lady.
If I were you,
I'd start talking.
If I were you,
I'd find a new tailor.
Ha ha ha--
Ha ha ha--
All right,
miss Farrell,
But we're not through
with you yet.
Fine.
I'll be here.
Fine.
I'll be here.
Rose,
if you know anything--
Go on, J.P.,
get outta here.
Go on, J.P.,
get outta here.
[Door closes]
[Music playing]
[Music playing]
What are we doing?
We're gonna trade cars.
It won't be long
Before they're looking
for this one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, I bet those two
won't be missing their car
For a long time.
You're getting
pretty good, kid.
You're getting
pretty good, kid.
Banner, what happens
if you get caught?
I guess you go home.
And you go to jail?
Well, that's
the customary procedure.
That's why I'm not
planning to get caught.
Banner! We left the money
in the trunk!
[Tires screeching]
[Horn honking]
[Horn honking]
This is not good!
Officer: can you give us
the license plate number?
Man: it's a gold
Beemer with--
Woman: how could you not know
your own license plate number?
I'm supposed
to remember
The license number
on the car?
Officer:
I know you're upset...
Man: come on!
Man: come on!
Redhead...
I may have to do
something real crazy,
But I don't want you
to worry about it. Ok?
Act scared,
but don't be scared.
But act scared.
Understand?
Understand?
I guess so.
I guess so.
I was parked
right here and...
I was parked
right here and...
[Screeches]
That's my car!
That's my car!
Get out, you punk!
I'm coming!
Get out.
Get out here!
Aah!
Put the g*n down!
Let him go!
Put your g*ns away
or I'll blow his head off!
I mean it!
Put 'em away,
put 'em away.
Put 'em away!
Take it easy there.
For god's sake, kid,
act scared.
Aah! Please!
I don't want to die!
Please!
I'm too young to die!
You're
overdoing it.
I said put 'em away!
Put 'em away, I said!
[Screams]
put them up!
I'm too young to die!
In the holster!
Please do--
Open that--
open that trunk.
Open that--
open that trunk.
Open it!
I am!
Come on!
I got it!
All right.
All right.
[Screaming]
If I even see a cop car
following me, I'll k*ll him!
I'll k*ll him!
Don't let me die!
Get in here,
you punk!
Get in there,
you squirt!
Get in!
Get in!
Help me! Help me!
I don't want to die!
* Down to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
Rose?
Hi, Rose, this is--
this is Jake.
Can you still get a hold
of your brother-in-law?
I think so, yeah.
Uh, could I see him
in about an hour?
Yeah. Yeah,
I guess so.
Thank you, Rose.
You're the best.
You're the best.
[Crickets chirping]
[Crickets chirping]
I gotta check it out.
I gotta check it out.
Can't be too careful.
Can't be too careful.
Couldn't I go with you?
Couldn't I go with you?
No. I think you'd
better stay here.
Who's gonna take
care of Johnson?
Ok.
Ok.
[Knocking]
Hey, partner!
Nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah.
I'll take that.
You miss me?
Sure.
How do you like your
girlfriend over there, huh?
Don't she look comfortable
all tied up?
You ok?
You ok?
Where's the kid?
I got rid of him.
Oh, no kidding.
That's funny,
'Cause that's exactly
what I'm gonna do to you.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Hold my calls.
Hold my calls.
[Thud]
[Thud]
How'd you
ever find me, Roy?
You ain't usually
this smart.
Oh, no, Harry.
You did it to yourself.
See, I knew
you wouldn't change
Your route
from the book,
And the old police scanner,
it did the rest.
You're a real sharp
customer, all right.
Yeah, that's right, Harry.
Wise-a*s to the end.
I'll give you
all the money, Roy.
You're gonna give me
all the money anyway.
All right,
this is far enough.
All right,
this is far enough.
Say good-bye,
partner.
Say good-bye,
partner.
[Tires squealing]
[Tires squealing]
[g*nf*re]
[g*nf*re]
Unh!
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?!
I told you
I could drive by myself!
You sure did.
You saved my a*s!
[Both laughing]
[Both laughing]
Aah!
I think this kid
busted my knee.
You look fine to me,
partner.
[Moans]
Any vacancies?
Harry, I thought
you were dead.
What happened?
The kid here turned
into Parnelli Jones.
He squashed old Roy
like a bug! Ha!
He squashed old Roy
like a bug! Ha!
What's wrong?
I just called
the cops, Harry.
I thought
he was gonna--
I thought
he was gonna--
This is not good.
It's ok, don't worry
about it.
[Airplane engine buzzing]
The plane.
The plane.
I'll go unload
our stuff.
I'll go unload
our stuff.
[Door slams]
[Door slams]
How much further
you gonna take this?
How much further
you gonna take this?
[Sighs] I know.
[Sighs] I know.
You may need this.
[g*n clatters]
[g*n clatters]
Hey, kid! Wait up!
Come on, we gotta get
the stuff out of the car.
Come on, we gotta get
the stuff out of the car.
Kid...
Kid...
This isn't gonna work.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I can't take you
with me.
But why?
I don't understand.
It's just
too dangerous.
Things are
way too hot now.
We'd never make it.
But you promised.
Look, kid, I--
No! You lied to me!
You never were gonna
take me with you!
Look, that's not true.
Maybe it started out
that way,
But it--that's not
the way it is anymore.
But it--that's not
the way it is anymore.
Redhead,
you got to go home!
But I did everything
you told me, everything.
I even saved you.
Even though I was scared,
I did it!
Even though I was scared,
I did it!
I know.
I know.
Look, here.
Look, here.
I made this
special for you.
What is it?
What's it look like?
I don't know,
like a piece of wood.
I don't know,
like a piece of wood.
It's an owl.
This is an owl?
Yeah. Look, you see?
See the long,
long pointed ears
And--and the big eyes?
I mean, I put a lot
of hours into that.
I mean, I put a lot
of hours into that.
Unh!
[Barking]
What'd you do
that for?
[Crying]
[Crying]
Redhead, uh...
Redhead,
I gotta get going.
Redhead,
I gotta get going.
[Crying] Harry!
Harry!
Harry!
Harry,
you can't leave me!
I love you, Harry.
You were gonna
take me with you.
You were gonna
take me with you.
Listen to me, kid.
Harry!
Don't leave me, Harry.
Now, come on, partner,
listen to me.
You hold your mud
And you don't say
nothing to nobody
About anything
that's happened,
And maybe, you know,
maybe someday
Old Harry'll come
and get you again.
Harry.
Harry, Harry.
Harry, Harry.
Don't give up hope, kid.
Don't give up hope, kid.
Don't give up hope.
Harry.
Harry.
[Music playing]
[Music playing]
[Airplane and helicopter
engines buzzing]
[Airplane and helicopter
engines buzzing]
[Sirens blaring]
[Sirens blaring]
Banner,
hold it right there!
FBI!
FBI!
Hold it!
The kid's down there!
Hold it!
The kid's down there!
Harry:
get down! Get down!
Cop: get away
from the kid, Banner!
Get away from the kid!
Get out in the open!
Get away from the kid!
Get out in the open!
Run, Harry, run!
Stay down!
Stay down!
[g*nf*re continues]
[g*nf*re continues]
He's in the house!
Look at me! Help me!
I'm a pris--
Shut up, you creep!
[Thud]
Shut up, you creep!
[Thud]
Harry.
Harry.
Roy: uh, thank you.
Thank you, officer.
That man, I never
met him before,
But he--he, uh--
ow, oh, oh, ow--
Cuff him and stick him
in the cruiser.
No, no, no, you're making
a terrible mistake.
My leg. I broke my leg.
You ok?
You never should've
got involved, Rose.
J.P., you can't
let them hurt him.
Nothing I can do now.
[Siren blaring]
[Siren blaring]
Agent Pasetta, FBI.
We got him bottled up
inside here.
This is the FBI.
You're completely
surrounded.
There's no way out,
Banner!
I can't find
the kid.
Get some men on it.
This is your
last warning.
Come out
with your hands up.
Come out
with your hands up.
Gary: let him go!
Gary: let him go!
Let him go or I'll jump!
There he is.
There he is.
All right, son.
Come on.
Come on down now.
No, man, I mean it!
I'll jump!
I'll jump right now!
I'll jump!
I'll jump right now!
Come on, Gary.
Calm down, now.
I'm calm. You just
get a car out here
And let him drive away--
with the money!
And nobody better
follow him, either.
He's pretty cute, huh?
And get a speakerphone
out here, too,
'Cause I'm not coming down
Until he calls me
and tells me to.
Until he calls me
and tells me to.
This is turning
into a damn circus.
Come on, set up
the camera over there.
Come on, set up
the camera over there.
Oh, this should be
a lot of fun. Ohh.
Oh, this should be
a lot of fun. Ohh.
Is that my boy
up there?
Yes, it is, sir.
Oh, god! Gary!
Mama's here,
baby!
Gary, come down
from there.
You know you're
afraid of heights.
No, I'm not. Not anymore.
And how come you told me
I was allergic to dogs?!
And how come you told me
I was allergic to dogs?!
Get outta--
[yelps]
You get down from there
this instant!
Sorry,
no can do, dad.
Gary,
sweetheart,
You'll do it
for mommy,
Won't you?
Yeah, right!
So, what's your considered
opinion, doctor?
Well, I'd say
We definitely have
a problem here.
This is your fault.
You made him like this.
My fault?
The child is--is--
What do you think?
I think we let
this guy drive away,
And when he makes
the phone call,
We nail him.
We nail him.
[Police radio chattering]
[Police radio chattering]
[Music playing]
[Music playing]
Banner, over here.
Hey, give us
a smile.
Roy: come on.
Wait, Harry.
Harry!
Harry.
Would you excuse me
for a minute?!
Take me with you,
pal, please.
I'm--I'm--
I'm begging you.
I'm--I'm--
I'm begging you.
You're gonna have
to ask the kid.
It's his play.
It's his play.
Hey, kid!
Gar! What do
you say?!
Please?
Please, let me
go with Banner!
That's a negatory!
That's a negatory!
You heard him.
You heard him.
Look, you know, maybe
if you talked to him.
Wait a minute!
Take it easy!
Wait a minute!
Take it easy!
* Goin' to Mexico *
*Goin' down to Mexico *
*Goin' down to Mexico *
* Goin' to Mexico *
* Goin' to Mexico *
Subject boarding
cape may ferry.
Our people
are already in place.
Roger. Don't let him
out of your sight.
We got him this time.
We got him this time.
Gary, please come down,
sweetheart.
I'm so frightened for you.
Not until
Banner calls!
Not until
Banner calls!
I don't know what--
I've done everything
I know.
[Foghorn blows]
[Foghorn blows]
He's back in his car.
He's back in his car.
Looks like
he's taking a nap.
Looks like
he's taking a nap.
[Telephone rings]
[Telephone rings]
[Ring]
What the hell's
going on?
We got a phone call
coming in!
That's impossible.
He's in his car.
That's impossible.
He's in his car.
Passenger lounge,
he's in the phone booth.
[Ring]
Hello?
Harry: put it
on the speaker.
Harry: put it
on the speaker.
Damn it, it's him!
Harry on speaker:
it's me, kid, Harry.
You can come on down now.
Thanks.
I'm proud of you.
Yeah!
Yeah!
All right,
in the booth.
Hands up
and come on out.
Slow!
Slow!
[Music playing]
[Music playing]
What's with the a*tillery?
I didn't do anything!
On my mother's eyes!
A man gave me $20
To play this
on the telephone.
Harry:
it's me, kid, Harry.
You can come on down now.
You can come on down now.
[Squeaking]
[Squeaking]
Gary?
I'm going to the village
this afternoon.
Want me to pick you up
some more videos?
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
[Telephone rings]
Sarah: Gary!
Honey, aren't you
gonna get that?
[Ring]
[Ring]
[Ring]
Feldman residence.
Feldman residence.
[Music playing]
[Music playing]
Come on, Johnson.
Come on, Johnson.
Bye, guys.
Bye, guys.
I'll miss you.
I'll miss you.
Take care
of yourselves.
Take care
of yourselves.
[Car door opens]
[Car door opens]
How you doing,
redhead?!
Banner!
[Barking]
Ha ha ha!
I never thought
I'd see you again.
Did you leave a note for
your mother and father
Like I told you?
Yeah. Are we going?
We going to Mexico?!
Yeah. We're going
to Mexico.
Hop in, redhead.
Come on, Johnson.
[Johnson barks]
[Johnson barks]
How long we gonna stay?
Forever?
Kid, nothing's forever.
Just enjoy it
as long as it lasts.
Yeah.
* Goin' to Mexico *
* Goin' down to Mexico *
Gary: hey, Banner.
I got a great idea.
Maybe when we get there,
we can call my father
And ask him
for some more money.
Harry: ha ha ha!
Are you kidding?
Ha ha ha ha!
*Goin' down to Mexico *
How much do you think
we can get?
* Goin' down to Mexico *
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* One, two *
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[Song fades out]
[Song fades out]
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Me and the Kid (1993)
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