Little Giants (1994)

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Colossal kevin o'shea

Goes back to pass,

Sees his little brother

Danny down field.

The rush is on.

The ball is in the air!

The crowd is going wild!

Danny catches the ball.

He's at the 10,

The 20, the 25.

He could go all the way!

The o'shea brothers are about to win the championship!

Aw, there's a fumble.

Danny got it!

Hey, kevin, wait up.

How many touchdowns you gonna throw me today?

I'll bet it's 50,

Maybe 100!

What time is mom

Going to pick you up?

She said I could spend the entire day with you.

Isn't that great?

Yeah. Great.

Whoo!

O.k., Spaces

Or laces?

Spaces!

Come on, spaces!

Laces, daddy-o.

I'll take butz.

Yes! It's over!

Stein and rip.

Yes!

Pinski.

Yes!

Mckormick!

Yeah!

Ralphy.

Yes.

Mouse.

Yes!

Uh, moritti.

Yeah!

Let's play some football!

Hey, danny, the ball.

Give me.

I must be bad if my own brother won't pick me.

Look at it my way.

I stink,

And you know it.

You're perfect,

And I stink. The end.

No, it's just that

I'm so good,

It makes you

Look bad.

Are you trying

To cheer me up?

It's not working.

See? I stink

At something, too.

Score a couple

Touchdowns for you!

We kick off!

Stand back, baby!

Hi, danny.

Hi, patty.

Aren't you playing today?

No. I'm on

The injured list.

Hey, danny.

You see that

Water tower?

One day our name's

Gonna be up there

In big bold letters--

The o'shea brothers.

We're gonna

Own this town,

You and me, buddy.

Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!

Come on, people!

Show me something!

Move it! Move it!

Are you kidding?

It's called sweat. Show me some!

Move. Move.

Move it! Move it!

Come on, gentlemen.

Suck it up.

Suck it up.

Faster. Faster!

Looking good, coach.

Ow!

Ooh, baby!

Now we're talking.

All right, everybody

Back up.

Make room.

Give him some air.

Nice pop, icebox.

Thanks, uncle kev.

Is he dead?

He ain't moving.

You k*lled him, icebox!

Hey, rudy. You o.k.?

Oh, rudy!

Ew!

Peanut butter

And jelly sandwich?

Are you nuts?

It's still good.

You'll never get anywhere

Treating your helmet

Like a lunchbox.

What is that?

Cheetos.

Crunchy or puffed?

Puffed.

Wimp. Everyone from here over,

Go with coach butz.

Everyone from here over,

Come with me.

Let's find out

Who's gonna make this team.

My mom made that!

Set, go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Oh, man!

Come on, man.

Fifth one he's booted.

Hands like frying pans.

Set, go!

Why you doing this

To me, fellas?

I cut your nails,

Wash you...

Put gloves on you

When you're cold.

Hey, hanon, you ever

Catch anything,

Ever?

Caught a cold yesterday, murph.

Here. Have some!

Gross!

Get offa me,

You little dork!

Speed...

The distance gained

Divided by

The time of travel.

You clowns want

To play football,

You gotta move. Ready?

Come on, tad!

Go, tad! Dig!

What is this,

A telethon?

Ready?

Next.

8.5.

Excellent, briggs.

How'd I do,

Coach?

I don't know, son.

I don't have a sundial.

Hey, icebox.

You look like a boy

And play like a boy.

Do you pee standing up?

When she's hot to trot,

She's still gotta squat.

Get him before

She pulls his head off.

I can't breathe!

Let me go.

Becky!

Let him go.

Let him up!

Let him go!

You're lucky

My dad showed up.

Hi, danny.

Hi.

Hey, guys.

Hi, dan.

Guess what, uncle dan.

I got the whole

Headlock thing on tape.

Here. Wanna see?

No, that's o.k. Thanks.

How's she doing?

She's the best one

Out there.

You know,

Today I'm reminded of

What a lucky guy I am.

Lucky to have been born

An o'shea.

Lucky to have been born

In this great town.

And lucky to have been blessed with abilities that allow me

To bring something back

Here to urbania.

My town.

Little things like...

Three high school

Championships.

Three high school

Championships...

A national collegiate championship.

A national

Collegiate title...

An all-american

Title.

An all-american title.

Not to mention...

Not to mention...

A heisman trophy.

A heisman trophy.

Woof! Woof!

Today I'm even more lucky

'Cause there's

One more thing

I can bring back

To this town--

A pee-wee state

Championship!

Yeah! Whoo!

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

All right. All right.

Now...

When you hear

Your name called,

Go over to coach butz

And pick up your jersey.

Those jerseys

Are so cool.

Dibs on montana's

Number.

I'm getting michael irvin's

Number, the big 8-8.

I just want one

Of those shirts.

Briggs!

Go, briggs!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Patterson!

Yes!

Hoffs!

Lewis!

Yeah!

Bookman!

Grabelski!

Rivera!

Rivera!

Rivera!

Scanlon!

Scanlon, my man!

Parkhurst!

Walker!

Lindemann!

Beauregard!

Yeah, great!

Gibbs!

Greeson!

And last but not least...

The backbone of this team...

Shawn murphy!

Yes! I knew it, becky!

Whoo!

Yes! Thank you!

Whoo! I knew it!

Whoo!

Now...

For the rest of you...

I'd like to say--

Well, I'd just--

I'd like to thank you

For trying out.

And I want you

To remember--

Hey,

There's always next year.

Huh?

All right. Let's go.

O.k.

Well...

I think

This really sucks.

There's nothing we can learn from this,

Is there?

Yeah. Never try out

For anything again.

Take her easy, coach.

Hey, ross.

Kevin!

What the hell

You doing?

Putting together a championship football team,

Little brother.

Did you see the faces

On those other kids?

Football isn't faces.

It's speed, talent.

I only got three weeks

To put this together.

I can't waste time with...

Losers.

Who the hell

Are you,

Vince lombardi?

This is pee-wee

Football, kevin.

Every kid should have a chance to play.

Not on this team.

And becky's better than half of those boys.

Danny, listen,

Icebox is a girl.

Maybe if you started

Treating her like a girl--

Don't tell me how

To raise my daughter.

Don't tell me how

To pick my squad.

Way to go, kevin.

You hurt their feelings.

You hurt their feelings.

Danny...

Danny...

We both know those

Kids can't cut it.

Should I lie to them?

Build up their hopes?

Trust me,

It's better this way.

You'll thank me tomorrow.

I knew you'd see it

My way.

Heh heh heh heh heh.

God bless family,

Friends,

Flowers,

Nickelodeon,

All the little kitties,

Pez...

Mr. Lorenzo,

The school janitor.

His ears are so hairy.

He's an unfortunate

Man, priscilla.

And god bless daddy's

Favorite sport, football.

Amen, baby.

Amen.

Dig in.

I still don't understand

Why you didn't pick becky.

Yes, you do, karen.

Not good enough, kevin.

She's your niece and one of

The best players out there.

And she can

Make boys cry.

Honey, she's a girl.

Girls can run countries,

They can sit

On the supreme court,

They can discover radium,

But they can't play

Pee-wee football.

Correct.

Oh, kevin.

O.k., Maybe I went

A little too far,

Was a little...

Pigheaded?

All right.

Chauvinistic, maybe.

You've proved

Your point.

And I think becky should be involved with the team.

Or any girl who wants to be.

Debbie--

Call your friends.

Tell them I need spirit.

I need pom-poms.

I need cheerleaders!

Yes!

I hate not being picked.

Hey, I got an idea.

Why don't we put mud tires on the go

I don't want to.

Forget the tires.

How about if we go camping in the woods,

Make moose sounds?

Nah.

Ah, forget

The moose sounds.

Listen, beck,

Remember when mom said

That she was going

To have to do

What was best for her?

When she chose

To leave us,

She was kind of making

A choice for us, too.

I mean, in a way,

It gave us a chance

To get real close.

When uncle kevin didn't

Pick you for the team,

It was the same thing.

He freed you up to be picked for something else

Or to do something

Totally different

Where you could

Do the picking.

Dad, I just want

To play football.

Hey, sweetie, if I had

A football team,

I'd pick you.

We never get picked

For anything.

Life stinks.

Yeah, there goes my shot

At the pros.

Now I'll have

To be a senator.

Here's a kiss

For murphy

And for patterson

And briggs, too.

Ha ha ha ha!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Ohh!

Ugh!

Damn, zolfart.

What road k*ll did

Your mom feed you?

Free-range skunk.

This is a private

Establishment, gentlemen.

Yeah. Scram!

Please?

I'm hurt.

I'm really hurt.

We came by to tell you

How incredibly

Sorry we are

That you didn't

Make the team.

Not! Not!

Not!

Yow!

The icebox!

The icebox!

Let's go! Let's go!

Aah!

Who--ah! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Aah!

Aah!

Sure. Big shot

In the go-cart.

I'd give anything to get you back on the field.

You'll get your chance.

Yeah, sure. Remember,

You and your spaz patrol

Didn't make the team.

I got a little

News flash for you.

We started our own team,

And we're going to kick your little cowboy butts.

If you got a team,

Who's your coach?

My dad.

Ha ha ha ha!

Your dad?

Ha ha ha ha!

Uh!

There's a few times

In a man's life

When he can howl

At the moon--

When he gets married,

When he scores

The winning touchdown,

And when he buys his first chevy.

Congratulations.

Thanks, mr. O'shea.

Butz.

Harold, I'm going to lunch.

You want to surprise me?

Yeah.

Sell a car.

O.k. Sure.

We're down

By six points.

It's third and goal,

Two seconds left.

I've been hit

So many times,

I can't even

See straight.

I'm so bruised,

I look like a code blue.

Two seconds?

Could have sworn

It was three.

Four.

It was two seconds.

Now the crowd in the stadium is going nuts.

All eyes are on me.

Howdy, gents.

Already voted, mayor.

O'shea, I got my tail

In a trap.

We got to talk.

Excuse me, boys.

Little pee-wee

Business.

Four seconds.

The hell with the time.

You don't even know

What year it is.

I'm, uh,

Feeling kind of

Foolish, son.

Maybe it's the tie.

Never mind the tie.

Now, we got a turd

In the punch bowl.

I got urbania into

The pop warner league

By telling everybody that

The great kevin o'shea

Was going to coach

Our boys.

I just got a phone call.

Seems there's two teams

In this town.

Who's coaching

The other one?

Hey, fellas.

Morning, louise.

How you doing,

Champ?

Dad, I got to tell

You something.

I took your advice.

We're forming our

Own football team.

Love you a lot.

You trying to make me

Look like an idiot?

Where do you come off

Trying to put together

Another team?

What makes you think you

Can coach football?

Kevin, I just heard

About this--

Danny, I don't want

To hear about it.

You can't coach football.

Hell, you couldn't even

Play football.

Whose fault was that?

Wasn't mine.

Don't change the subject.

Who said life was fair?

Some of us run

For touchdowns,

Some run

The class projector.

I ran

The class projector.

I'm sure you were great.

Danny, guys like you

And kids like that--

They can't help it

They're no good,

But they learn things.

I mean,

They invent things.

They win nobel prizes.

Einstein

Did anybody care? No.

Danny, listen to me.

Listen to me. Danny.

These thing that you do

With the kids--

I think they're great.

I think they're admirable.

You want to start

A chess club,

A little nature walk class--

This is fine.

So let me get

This straight--

It's o.k. With you if I do something with the kids?

Sure.

But not football.

Exactly.

I knew you'd see it my way.

No, I don't.

I don't see it your way.

I've really never

Seen it your way.

I hate your way.

What's gotten into you?

You've gotten into me,

And I'm sick of it.

We're forming

Our own team.

League rules clearly state

One town, one team.

Can't have two teams.

Let's have

A play-off.

That's a great idea,

Wilbur.

How about it, fellas?

How about it?

Two saturdays from today.

Meet me at half court.

It's the 50-yard line, dad.

Danny.

You don't stand a chance.

We just want to play.

Whoo!

Yeah!

Where are we going to find anybody for the team?

I don't know.

It was good,

Not like in basketball--

Whoa.

Whoa.

Nothing but glass.

You want

To play football?

Mr.

O'shea, I have an aversion to pain and suffering.

Nubie,

I'm not even talking

About setting foot

On the field.

I need somebody to help me come up with some plays.

What kind of plays?

Creative plays.

Anything goes?

Use your imagination.

I'm in.

You ever played football?

No.

No.

Do you like football?

You want to play football?

No.

Great.

You can be on our team.

Yes, that's right,

Flight 45.

Dad!

I'll see you tuesday,

Son.

Yeah. The flight

Gets in at 9:00.

What about him?

Hey!

Merry christmas,

Everybody.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Look at this!

O.k. There's more stuff over here.

Give me a hand.

All right. Careful.

Some of these

Are antiques.

Timmy, I'm not sure,

But I don't think that goes there.

Guys, a lot of

This equipment

Has been used before.

Aah!

It's a mom!

Excuse me, coach.

Hi, mr. O'shea.

I'm cheryl berman.

I'm sorry

Jake's so late,

But I took him

To see dr. Harding.

He sneezed and had me

Worried sick.

You can't be too cautious.

We never thought we'd have

Children after trying for 13 years.

It was me.

When I finally got pregnant,

The doctor ordered me

Off to bed--

Nine miserable

Months on my back.

And the birth--

God only knows the pain.

He weighed only

1 Pound, 11 ounces.

He spent his first six weeks

In an incubator,

And I think football is just

The medicine for him.

My shrink told her

I got to get out more.

I think he's

Going to be fine.

Oh, o.k.

Cool.

Thanks.

I needed that.

Let's kick some butt.

* I don't know,

But I been told *

* Butz's butt

Is green with mold *

* You say thank you,

I say please *

* Kevin sits down

When he pees *

Lookin' good.

Real good.

All right.

Let's stretch it out.

Aah!

Aah!

Whoa!

Aah!

No!

Aah!

Aah!

He throws! It's up!

Yeah! Touchdown!

What a throw!

What a find!

What a hunk!

Wait a minute!

What am I saying?

I'm the icebox.

The icebox

Doesn't like boys.

'Cept for that one.

Hey, buddy!

Catch this!

Good catch!

Nice arm!

Junior floyd.

I'm hanon.

Zolteck. What's up?

I'm tad.

Cool.

You want to play football?

Yeah. Let's see

That arm again.

Where is he?

Hey, you!

Uh... Hi.

Dad, don't tell jokes.

You can't tell jokes.

You never could tell jokes.

Relax.

I'm going to ask his mother if he can play football.

I can't go in there!

I'd look like a geek.

This doesn't

Sound like you.

You got a crush

On this guy?

I'm the icebox.

I don't get crushes.

Oh, my god!

There he is!

He is so cute!

Relax.

You didn't tell me

His mother was patty floyd.

What's the difference?

When I was a kid,

I kinda had--

Get a grip!

You get a grip!

One of us has

To knock on that door!

Yeah, you!

You do it!

No, you do it!

Hey!

You traitor!

Hi. Can i--

Danny?

Hi.

Danny o'shea,

How are you?

Fine. Really good.

Well, come on in.

Sure.

Ready...

Go!

Man! What an arm!

Ready... Go!

Yay! Yay!

Yay!

O.k., Hanon, nice try.

All right, guys, let's

Give it another shot.

Use your hands.

Ready... Go!

Oh, good catch, guys.

Good catch.

My mom says the pads you gave me weren't enough.

Hey, this is great!

I don't feel a--

Jake?

Jake?

Jake

He will never do it.

They'll never do it.

They've done it already.

Make you a bet?

If these boys

Don't win,

I sweep out the shop

For three weeks.

It's going to be

A landslide.

If they don't win,

I'll sweep it out

For a month.

Good. You got witnesses,

You understand?

Yeah.

You remember this.

O.k. Stand like this.

Come on, come on.

It's a huddle, guys.

Huddle. Latin for round.

All right. There you go.

Now, communication

Is the key.

I signal the quarterback

With the play.

He relates it to you

In the huddle,

Then we try it.

Let's do it.

O.k. Curl out to the fullback on 2.

Hey, how come you never

Call a play for me?

You're a tackle,

Dip head.

Nobody calls me a dip head except my sister.

Hey, guys, guys,

Guys, guys,

Wait, wait.

Guys,

I'll

Run the ball.

You always

Run the ball.

Why can't I

Run the ball?

Because you're slow

And no one likes you.

Says who?

Everybody says.

I call the play.

Why can't I

Run the ball?

You can't go

To my birthday.

So what?

Hey! Why don't I

Get to play?

O.k. That was good

For a first time.

Ready... Go.

Nice pass. Nice catch.

Junior.

Ready...

Go.

Yes!

All right!

Very nice. O.k., Guys,

From now on,

We'll play with this.

Put this in the bathroom.

Good job, icebox.

Thanks.

Any time.

I'll

Get the quarterback.

Hut 1!

Hut 2!

I got you!

O.k., Icebox.

You can get off me.

Sorry.

Gentlemen,

That is your opponent.

You must defeat her

At all costs.

Patterson, becky

Is all they've got.

I want you to hit her

Low and hard.

Get in your position.

Head up, butt down.

Stick and drive.

Set. Go!

Oh...

Son,

It's a couch cushion.

It's a couch cushion,

Son.

I want you

To wrap your arms

And drive through it.

Wrap and drive.

Stand back.

Go, coach!

Come on, coach!

Priscilla,

sh**t this, honey.

Go for it, daddy.

Briggs...

Count it off.

Oh...

Ready...

Set.

Go!

Kevin!

Aah!

Aah!

Oof!

Oh... Doctor.

Coach!

Daddy!

Oh...

That's right, sports fans,

If there's going to be

Pee wee football in urbania,

Everybody's going to play.

Big round of applause

For the little giants!

She's tough. She's bad.

She's becky

"The icebox" o'shea.

All right. Let's give it up

For rad tad simpson.

Rudy zolteck,

Your neighborhood

Friendly gas man.

Gas man?

I don't get it.

Think about it.

Here's rashid

"Hot hands" hanon.

Say hello to timmy

"I want to score" moore.

Thanks for coming.

So long.

That was great, coach.

I want

A copy of that.

Johnny, thought

I'd have a chance

To meet your dad

Tonight.

He's got business

And stuff.

See you, coach.

I'll see you.

Bye.

Well, the dip sucked.

But bottom line,

You're o.k., Coach.

Thanks, junior.

Do you think

You'd have time

To get me your brother's

Autograph?

Oh, let's go.

Danny, this was

Such a blast.

Ah, it was nothing.

You're amazing

With those kids.

All that time I knew you,

I had no idea

You'd be like this.

Well, I was 11.

Yeah.

I guess I've changed.

Well,

I guess you're right.

Have I changed?

Well, you're taller,

And you have your

Driver's license.

And to be

Honest with you,

Your face is exactly

As I remember it.

Come on, mom!

Good night, danny.

See you, coach.

Good night, you guys.

Sleep tightly.

Tight.

Dumb.

O.k.

Let's clean it up.

There he goes!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, my god.

I love this.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

How many times are you

Going to watch this?

It's making me nauseous.

You k*ll me!

Mom, come on. Let's calm down.

Let's calm down!

I was only trying

To make a point

That becky's

All they've got.

Oh, dad.

To win, we've got

To neutralize her.

Wait. Wait, wait.

What about junior?

Who?

Hut-1! Hut-2!

Hut-3!

Look at the cannon

On that kid.

He's playing

For the wrong team.

Hut-1! Hut-2! Hut-3!

Yeah!

That's the way.

Come on back.

That's good, johnny.

Keep your head up.

Spies.

Where?

In the weeds.

Somebody's

A little scared, huh?

O.k., Guys.

Take a little break.

Then we'll start running

The super-secret play.

I'm just going to get

The diagram.

Coach, they're going to do the super-secret play.

State police? Oh, thank god.

This is thelma may rogers.

I'm 86 years old.

I live in urbania.

There are two men

Down the bridge

From the shell station

Spying on some kids.

We're all so upset.

I don't think

It's right

For men their age parading around in their underwear.

Please hurry.

Oh!

Nice going.

This is incredible.

They got the guards

In the backfield.

They got the center

To the right, and--

And the quarterback

Isn't even there.

They're standing around,

Butz.

Oh, yeah.

Freeze!

I'm on a roll,

Huh?

Your sandwich,

O dangerous one.

Funny. Last night

I go out the window.

Today I'm arrested,

Handcuffed,

Humiliated.

My own brother.

Imagine how I feel

Married to a peeping tom.

That was

A brilliant move--

Calling

The state cops

Instead

Of the local cops.

I didn't think

Danny had it in him.

I'll get him back,

Though.

This could have

All been avoided

If you'd

Formed one team.

The people

In this town

Expect kevin o'shea

To win.

Nobody buys a chevy

From a loser.

Honey, this is pee wee football, remember?

This is

Supposed to be fun.

All the fun is gone now.

See, now... It's w*r.

Come on. Let's go.

Keep moving.

Come on. Come on.

Make the cut.

Come on. Protect the ball.

Good. Good.

Lift them.

Lift those legs.

Atta boy.

Drive! Drive! Drive!

Come on!

Unload

In this thing!

Very nice. Looking good,

Looking good.

That's right, guys.

Make 'em pop.

Yes!

Yeah!

Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake!

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

* Workin'

At the car wash *

* Workin'

At the car wash, yeah *

* Come on

And sing it with me *

* Car wash *

Hey!

Hey!

Put the top up

If you

Want it washed.

I didn't come

For a car wash.

You're wasting our time

With this game.

We should be concentrating

On sutterville.

You don't belong on the same field as your brother.

$1.00 for the wash,

Butz.

You're just going

To embarrass yourself

With them

Little dirt ba*ls.

If I was a mama hen

And they was my chicks,

I'd lead them to water

And let them drown.

It just occurred to me,

You're the tenth car

That's come in here.

You're entitled

To a free wash.

O.k., Guys, wash it.

* Workin'

At the car wash *

* Talkin'

About the car wash *

* Car wash, yeah *

* Come on, y'all,

Let's sing it with me *

* Car wash *

* Sing it

With feeling, y'all *

* Car wash, yeah *

* Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa *

* Car wash *

Oh!

Hey, junior.

* Car wash *

* Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa *

* Talkin'

About the car wash *

* Come on, y'all *

Truce.

Aah!

No!

* Car wash, yeah *

Ah-choo!

Hey, dan,

We're next.

Hey, uncle dan.

Hi, deb.

Hi, junior.

Hey, becky,

Check it out.

Mom got us uniforms

For the game.

Cool.

I am so jealous of you,

In the huddle

With junior floyd!

Even 12-year-old girls

Think he's a fox.

Yeah, well I

Really don't notice.

Well, see you.

Yeah.

Hey, hi, junior.

What's up?

I'm going to be

At the game saturday.

Hey, icebox,

Maybe you should become a cheerleader.

Bubbles and stuff.

Hey.

Aah!

Ha ha! Junior!

Ha ha ha!

Hey! Don't!

There you go.

Give me a "j,"

Give me a "u,"

Give me a "n--"

Becky!

I got an idea

For a new defense.

I've been reading about this monster back thing.

You run around the field causing great destruction.

Are you

Wearing lipstick?

Uh...

No...

It's a cherry

Tootsie pop.

Oh.

Ha ha ha ha.

O'shea chevrolet.

I got a hot tip

For you.

Ha ha ha ha.

Butz!

Go ahead, orville,

I'm listening.

There's a new family in town.

Capice?

They got a tough 10-year-old.

He's a monster.

I'm talking

Real big.

Oh, yeah, how big?

Put it this way--

If he was a trout,

You wouldn't throw him back.

Thanks a lot, buddy.

I owe you one.

Thanks.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Hi, big jim.

Hey, there, kevin.

Kev, where you going?

Just out for

A little spin, danny.

What's with the go

Aw, becky asked me to

Check the compression.

You following me?

No.

You following me?

No.

Are you lying to me?

No.

He's mine, danny!

Damn it!

Here they come!

Danny's in the go-cart.

This whole town

May love you,

But I'm the only one who knows how sick you are.

I treated you

Like a prince.

You ignored me!

I took you to see

The cleveland indians.

You left me

In the stadium.

Damn it!

Ohh!

Excuse me.

Are you, uh...

Hey, don't tell me.

You're coach o'shea.

Yeah, I'm coach o'shea.

Ha! You're

Coach o'shea!

Who am i?

Look at this. Huh

Who am i?

Oh, you're remembering

My old playing days.

Remembering them?

I treasure them.

You're the reason

We moved to this town,

You and that pop warner

Football league.

You, uh,

You look kind of small for a football star.

That's what

They all thought.

Yeah.

So where is your--

His name's spike.

He's right here.

Hang on a second.

Spike!

Come on down here.

I want you to

Meet coach o'shea.

Look at the boy.

He was bred for

Football glory.

The first skin he touched was a pigskin.

Pushing a football across the living with his head

At 4 months.

Did his first pull-up at 18 months.

Give me 10!

Runs a 40

In 6.5 flat,

Bench presses twice

His own weight.

Won the 8-year-old division of the pass, punt,

And run

When he was 5.

O'shea, I've been

Cultivating him,

Grooming him.

Every night, before

He goes to bed,

I massage his hamstrings

With evaporated milk.

Yeah.

He's quite a boy.

Oh.

Play to die!

Knees high!

Knees high!

Guys, I got great news.

We got a new player.

Mama!

Whoa!

Who's that?

Looks like

A side of beef.

Or a genetics experiment

Gone terribly wrong.

Where's

His socks?

Where's his neck?

He's bigger

Than my dad.

Spike's in hell.

Spike's

In pee-wee hell.

Guys, spike's

Our new tailback.

Great.

Now we can run the annexation of puerto rico.

What's the annexation

Of puerto rico?

I don't know if

We're ready for that.

What formation

Do you like to run?

Power "i."

Who's spike's lead blocker?

The icebox.

Where's he at?

Right here.

Is spike mistaken?

Aren't you a girl?

Gee, good eye.

Spike don't

Play with girls.

She's pretty good,

Spike.

Spike don't care.

Didn't you hear?

Spike

Don't play with--

I can tackle anything,

Any time, anywhere. Got that?

Look, you berserko

Barbie doll,

When you mess with spike,

You mess with death.

Can you walk the walk?

I will!

Try me!

Let's go!

Right now!

Somebody call 911!

All right,

O.k., O.k., Hold it.

Becky, get

That car, please.

Why me? So you can

Play with this ape?

Can I have a word

With you, please?

Your leg's bigger

Than my body.

With this guy,

We got an actual shot at winning.

Give me a minute

To get him used to the idea of playing with a girl.

You don't think

I can take him.

This is

A bunch of crap.

Shirley.

Hi, kevin.

Icebox not hungry?

Alert the media.

How you doing,

Hot shot?

Hey, louise.

Thank you, dear.

Good shot.

You still mad at me for

Not picking you, huh?

No.

I guess you got

Your own team now.

It's not my team.

It's spike's team.

Dad's got

A big crush on him.

Ah, don't be so hard

On the old man.

Can't be easy on him

Having me as a brother,

Or you as a daughter.

Ha ha. Very funny.

Ha ha ha.

People like you and me,

We're stubborn.

We don't get

Our own way, watch out.

You mean, when you

Were playing football,

You wanted to

k*ll your coach, too?

Becky, you can't fault the guy for trying to win.

He doesn't

Want to win.

He just wants to show everyone he's not scared of you.

What do you want?

I thought

I wanted to play,

But now there's

All this other stuff.

What other stuff?

Not football stuff.

Ahh.

Mm-hmm.

Debbie likes junior,

Doesn't she?

Does veronica

Like archie?

She's going to get him.

I know it.

She'd probably k*ll me if she knew I told you this,

But, uh, you

Want to find a boy,

You got to figure out

How boys think.

And if this boy's

A quarterback,

He's probably going

To want some cute girl,

Not some teammate.

But I don't know about

Being a cute girl.

I'm good at sports.

Of course you are.

You're an o'shea.

Listen to uncle kevin.

You got more to offer

Than football.

A lot more.

You think so?

I know so.

Hey, uncle kevin...

Do you

Think I'm pretty?

No.

I think

You're beautiful.

O.k., Guys, let's make this

Power "i" formation work.

Ready? Break!

Ready...

Set...

Hut-1, hut-2!

Uhh!

Whoa!

You call this a team?

Uhh!

Hey, you, pretty boy,

Next time you hand off

To spike, put it here.

Boom! And you, fat lineman.

You rang?

Get your jelly rolls

Out of spike's way

Unless you

Want cleat marks

Up your fat back.

Spike!

Get in the car, son.

What's going on?

Oh, no.

You're a cowboy now.

Thank you, football god.

Where's

He going?

So you're a heisman

Trophy winner, huh?

I said I was coach o'shea,

Not kevin.

You must think you're

Pretty slick, huh?

I can't wait

Till tomorrow.

One more day, baby!

One more day.

Great. The other

Guys have spike.

And we got nothin'.

We got us.

We stink.

You can't catch,

Hot hands.

At least he can walk,

Crush jerk.

Have another

Pop tart.

Yeah, fart boy,

Or can't you open your big mouth wide enough?

Come on. That's enough.

Coach is right.

Break it up.

Shut up! You're so good

It makes us sick!

You don't want me to play?

No problemo.

I'm out of here.

Nice work. If

It wasn't for him,

We wouldn't

Even have a team.

If it wasn't for him,

Maybe you'd stop drooling and play football.

Yeah,

He's right.

Why can't we just

All play together?

Oh, shut up, dipstick.

You're probably

The main reason spike quit.

Quit bawling,

You big baby.

I can cry if I want.

It's a free country.

I can even do this.

Ow! Ow!

Nice kick.

Hey, guys, practice

Isn't over yet.

Who cares?

Who cares?

What's the use?

I am a dipstick.

I'll never get to play.

Hey, kid,

You got a second?

We have to get

To a banquet,

Where the hall

Of fame is,

We took a wrong turn

Somewhere.

We started out here

On i-70,

Coming across here,

We went up 104,

Took the 49, then

We took shortcuts.

We go 10,

12, 48, Hut.

We have to

Hit canton hard.

I don't know

Where we are.

Uh, guys?

Now, what?

Let's play some ball.

Oh! Whoa!

Whoa! Oh!

Emtman.

Tim brown.

Bruce smith.

Emmitt smith.

Whoa!

Take a shot.

Just block me.

Uh-uh.

Come on.

You can do it.

No way.

Come on. Don't be scared.

Run through me.

Run through me.

Come on. Get the fear

Out of your eyes!

Let's go! Come on!

Uhh!

Yeah!

Yeah!

All right. All right

Now. Good job.

Just remember.

Football's 80 % mental,

40 % Physical.

Right. Right.

What?

I wasn't always the biggest.

I wasn't always the fastest.

I wasn't

Always the smartest,

But I believed within myself

That I was a giant.

Then he pivots, fakes,

Chucks the big b*mb

Halfway down the field

To our, hopefully,

Still wide-open tailback.

I call it the annexation

Of puerto rico.

Not bad.

Really?

I kind of stole it

From you--

Raiders/vikings--

Super bowl 11.

Hey, you are a genius.

Thanks.

Problem is...

We don't have a tailback.

Hmm. Listen, what

If you tried this?

Know what

This is called?

Wow! Whoa!

Intimidation.

Cool. Whoa.

Now, tomorrow when

You go to the game,

You don't want

To be intimidated.

Let me see your game faces.

Grr! Grr! Grr!

No, no. You can

Do better than that.

Let me see your game faces.

Grr! Grr! Grr!

Try this.

Grr! Grr!

Grr! Grr!

That's it, guys.

Now come and get me.

Grr! Grr! Grr!

Arrr!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Hey, coach, mind

If I ask you something?

Yeah.

I got a big game coming up.

You got any advice?

Good luck.

Wait. That's it?

Later.

See ya, steve.

Bye, emmitt.

Have

A good trip.

There's no big secret

To winning football.

It's just doing what

These guys do every game.

Just go out

And give it your best.

I took a team

To a super bowl,

And we won.

I even had some guys on

That team nobody wanted,

But we were a team,

That's what you guys are.

You're a football team.

That's like a family, except

You get to hit each other,

But you have

To stick together.

Do that, and you'll be fine.

Thanks, mr. Madden.

Thanks, mr. Madden!

See ya!

Let me tell

You people something.

This ain't just a football.

This is your hopes,

Your dreams, your ambitions.

Your soul on a roll.

It's your life.

Tomorrow on that field,

It's do or die...

Win or cry!

Go, baby! Go!

Men, tonight

When you go home,

I want you to brush

Your little teeth.

I want you to wash

Your little faces

And dream the sweet dreams

Of football glory.

'Cause tomorrow,

We're crushing the little

Giants into smithereens.

What do you say, men?

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah!

Guess who?

Who?

Me.

Hey, junior.

Hey. Ew,

That's disgusting.

It looks like they're trying to swallow each other's heads.

They're doing it wrong.

You have to move

Your head dramatically,

Like kevin costner did

In robin hood, like this.

No. In movies, they do that chicken-pecking,

Mouth half-open thing,

Like this, "hey, baby."

No.

Uh-uh.

Check this out.

My cousin told me that her and

Her boyfriend use their tongues.

Ew, that's disgusting.

I know. Spit swappers.

Yeah. Kind of like them.

Tonsil hockey.

Ha ha ha.

You know,

The only problem

With kissing

Your own hand is...

What?

It doesn't kiss back.

You want to learn

How to kiss?

No. Why, do you?

No.

Ooh, I just got that vomit taste in my mouth.

We'll have to learn

How eventually

If you want kids

And a job.

You can have kids

Without kissing.

But you can't get a job.

Well, I'll

Become a teacher.

But what if you

Were forced to?

Wouldn't it be good to

Learn with a friend?

You know,

For scientific purposes.

Uhh.

No way.

Look, if I had

To learn how to kiss,

And I mean

Absolutely, positively

No way out of it

No matter what,

I had to learn

How to kiss...

Well, then I think I'd

Want to learn with...

Let me guess.

Debbie.

I don't know.

But if not her,

Definitely another

Cheerleader

Maybe.

I don't know.

This is really weird.

Hey, junior...

If I was more

Like those cheerleaders,

You'd want

To learn with me.

But you're not.

You're different.

You're cool.

You're the icebox.

You're probably

The only girl I've met

That can beat up my dad.

Heh.

Anyways,

I'll see you later.

Hey.

Hey, uncle kev.

Is, uh...

Aunt karen home?

Come on in, buddy.

No, you don't.

You can't.

This team has come too far

To lose by a lousy call.

Watch the grabbing, zebra.

They're giving him

The business out there.

What? You're

Throwing me out?

I'll throw you out.

I'll throw

Your mother out.

Hi, dad.

Hey.

Bye, dad.

What do you got,

A victory cake?

Half that team's

Allergic to chocolate.

It's not a cake.

You can't sneak away

Without telling your coach

What's in the box.

It's nothing.

O.k. If my little fullback

Wants to surprise me,

That's all right with me.

Little fullback?

Your little

F

That's all I am to you,

Isn't it?

Your little fullback,

Your ticket

To beating kevin

And winning

The big game.

Becky, what's wrong?

What's wrong?

Everything's wrong.

Do you know what mom

Used to call me?

Her little princess.

When she tucked me in,

She'd go,

"Good night,

Little princess."

Then she'd kiss me

On my cheeks,

Then pull the covers

All around me.

And you remember that?

Yeah.

She wouldn't

Let me play football.

She wouldn't call me her little fullback, either.

Becky, look...

Mom's not here anymore.

She left us.

She quit.

No. She didn't quit.

She just

Found a better team.

I'm not playing

Tomorrow.

This was your idea.

This game was the most important thing in the world to you.

No, dad.

This game means everything in the world to you.

Come on, dad.

Throw it in here.

Mm!

Uh!

Uh!

Come on, fellas.

Tomorrow's the big one.

Don't let me down.

You want intimidation?

I'll show you

Intimidation.

Argh!

I'll be back

In a few days.

Be good.

You get

A good night's sleep now.

And don't even think

About football.

I won't, daddy.

3...

4...

5...

6...

7...

8...

I want to pump...

You up.

Good night, urbania,

And a special good luck to

All of tomorrow's players.

Well, hello again,

Everybody.

This is cliff parson,

Your play-by-play announcer.

What a day it is.

We're here

At kevin o'shea stadium

Located in pastoral

Urbania, ohio,

Scene of what's

Become known as

The mania in urbania.

Yeah, let's go, guys!

Shake it out.

Feel good?

Guys, quiet down! Hold it.

Father kelly

Has been kind enough

To say a prayer

For our victory today.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Pipe down!

All right.

Quiet down

For christ's sake!

Hey! Shut up!

Go ahead, father.

As we are about to embark

On this journey

Of athletic competition,

We pause to reflect...

Giants! Giants!

Giants! Giants!

What the hell?

Giants!

Giants! Giants!

Giants! Giants!

Giants! Giants!

Let's k*ll 'em!

They don't respect you!

Hey, briggs,

You big snot-ball,

I'm going to eat you

For lunch!

Giants! Giants!

All right,

All right.

Guys, cool it.

One sec, coach.

Paging spike

The putz!

Hold it, son.

What's the matter?

That's right, spike!

The icebox is going to defrost you!

You're getting fired up?

Yeah, there you go, son.

Save that rage

For the field.

All right, all right.

Enough of that.

Relax, coach.

We're unstoppable!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Hi, guys.

Becky?

I just came by

To wish you good luck

And have a great game.

I'll be rooting for you.

All right, everything's

Going to be o.k.

Let's talk

A little strategy.

Without becky,

We're going to be cream of wheat.

Without icebox,

Spike's going to rip off my face

And wear it on halloween.

I'm leaving the country.

I'm going to new mexico.

Guys, guys, guys, wait.

I got something

To show you.

What?

What is it?

Death shrouds.

It's got your name

On the back.

So the guys at the morgue

Can identify the bodies.

All right! Hold it!

Gentlemen...

This ain't just

A football...

It's our lives!

Show 'em what you have!

Whoa! Here come

The cowboys!

Let's go, guys.

Come on.

O.k.? Here we go.

All right!

O.k., Remember, guys.

This is just a football.

Just air and pig intestines.

Ew!

Ew!

All right, come on.

Let's go.

I can't see

With this thing on!

Uh!

Is this on?

Is this--

Great to see you, folks.

Welcome to the park.

Today, kevin's

Pee-wee cowboys

Will test their

Minimuscles

Against danny's

Little giants.

Little giants.

Nice touch.

I thought

You'd like that.

Kevin,

You call it.

Heads.

How come he calls it?

What difference

Does it make?

You kick off,

We ram it down your throat.

We kick off,

We take it from you

Then ram it down

Your throat.

You've been bossing me around since we were kids.

You don't ask for things.

You take them.

Like you took my ticket

To that world's series?

Guys, cut it out.

You're brothers.

Not by choice.

I don't have

To take that

From a guy who sunk

His last dime

Into a gas station.

It's been servicing this community for over 40 years.

It's a landmark.

Ought to be a landfill.

You don't know anything

About loyalty,

Anything about heart.

I would put that

Gas station

Against any business

In this town.

You sure?

Yes, I am.

O.k., Fine.

O.k., Fine.

What are we talking about?

My car dealership against your gas station.

Winner of this

Takes it all.

You're on.

Fine.

I'll let you call it.

Open your fist.

Heads.

Tails. Ha ha.

This will be the longest day of your life.

We'll see about that.

What am I doing?

Cowboys, cowboys!

Win! Win! Win!

Giants! Giants!

Help us, god!

Let's make

Something happen.

Giants kicking off.

They'll be defending the western goal

To my right, your left,

As you're listening.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Go!

All right, guys.

All right.

Kicking's the key

To this game.

Uh!

Somebody's holding a pound

Of aunt betty's nut butter.

That's a live ball!

The cowboys recover.

Yeah!

Live ball!

That was easy.

Ha ha ha.

"I" formation, right.

32 Diamond on go.

Ready, break!

When I get finished

With you,

You'll be farting

Out of your mouth,

Talking out of your butt.

Is that physically possible?

Down!

Set!

Go!

Oh!

That's my boy!

Are you all right?

I think so.

Huh. I guess

It is possible.

Go!

Way to hold him.

Dead meat.

Go!

Aah!

Ohh!

Touchdown! Cowboys.

Whoo!

Yeah!

Ref, this isn't

American gladiators.

That was a cheap shot.

No penalty.

No penalty.

Did I pass

The spelling test,

Mrs. Greely?

Wow. Spike knocked him

All the way back

To second grade.

Yay!

O.k., Guys, three

Little pigs on go.

Wait. What's

The three little pigs?

Here.

O.k. We're lined up

Strong left.

Zolteck, watch murphy

Coming through the hole.

Ready? Break!

Down!

Set?

Go!

Ugh! Ugh!

Blow the whistle!

Blow the whistle!

Blow the whistle!

Blow--blow it!

Blow it!

Tad! Tad, you're going

The wrong way.

Blow the whistle!

Come on! Blow the whistle!

Blow it!

Ohh.

Ha ha ha!

All right!

Down!

Set!

Huh!

Hut!

I should have gone

To summer school.

Haaaa!

Han, I want you

To run a bear trap curl

And try to catch

The ball.

No problem.

O.k., Guys, on two.

Ready?

Break! Break!

Uh-oh.

Down!

Hut!

Go!

Go! Go!

Uh!

Hey, hot hands,

You're the best player

On our team.

Ready? Break!

I'm gonna rip

Your head off.

Down!

Set!

Go! Go!

Go!

Grr!

Hammersmith dives on the ball

In the end zone.

Touchdown cowboys!

I can't see

With this thing on.

That's the end

Of your first half

With the score cowboys-21,

Giants-nothing.

I'm not finished

With you, zoltfart.

Have a nice half-time,

Girls.

Is my spine sticking out

Through my uniform?

It's hard to tell.

I've lost feeling

In the back of my leg.

Maybe it's asleep.

Nobody wake it.

Hanon, call 911.

I can't. My fingers

Are stuck together.

Hey, danny, this thing's

Gone far enough.

Let's call it off, huh?

It's not over.

You're sure?

It's half-time.

O.k., Kid.

There'll always be

A job for you

At the

Full service pumps.

O.k., Guys, listen up.

We still got

A shot out there.

Couple things

Go differently for us,

We're in it.

We really creamed them

By showing up.

We quit.

Call us if you decide

To coach softball.

What about

The second half?

Tell them we can't

Come out.

Yeah.

Put us

On the injured list.

Yeah.

You know, there's something

You guys should know.

When I was 10 years old,

I put myself

On the injured list.

I never got off.

Why?

'Cause I didn't

Get picked a few times,

So I started hiding

Under the bleachers.

That's where

We belong,

Under the bleachers.

No, you don't.

You guys belong

Out there with those cowboys.

You know how I know?

Because I belong out there

With my brother.

Coach, you could never beat kevin o'shea

At anything.

No, that's not true.

I did beat him once.

When?

When we were kids.

We used to race our bikes

Down cherry hill

After school.

We raced every day,

And he always won,

But one time,

I beat him.

You beat kevin

Down cherry hill?

Yes, I did.

He ate my dust.

Big deal.

One time.

You know,

One time at randy cooper's swim party,

I did a back flip

Off the high dive,

And my brother

Chickened out.

Roger chickened out?

He's a marine.

Oh, that's nothing.

One time, in spring

Carnival,

I beat both my brothers

In the cow dung toss.

You beat matt and brad

In the turd toss?

One time I went fishing

With my entire family,

And I was the only

One that didn't throw up.

That doesn't make us good football players.

Who said you had

To be good to play football?

You play football

'Cause you want to,

And 'cause it's fun.

You play football

So you can pretend

You're joe montana

Throwing a touchdown pass

Or emmitt smith

Going for a long run.

Even if those cowboys

Are better than you guys,

Even if they beat you

99 Times out of 100,

That still leaves--

One time.

One time.

Yeah. One time.

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

Stop! Who are we?

The giants!

I just told the mayor

You forfeited.

Well, you better tell

The mayor

Not to bet on the cowboys

In the second half.

You forget

That's my field.

Yeah, well,

We got the ball.

Come on!

All right!

Whoa!

Ugh!

O.k., Guys,

Here we go!

Go, spike! All right!

Let's hit somebody.

Break!

Grr!

They're going to have to put you in a body bag.

Prepare to eat grass.

Pig breath, you're

In big trouble.

How come?

'Cause football's

80 % Mental,

And 40 % physical.

What?

Go!

Grr!

Yeah!

Hey, guys, look!

2Nd and 9.

They gained

A yard!

Yeah!

We got one yard!

One yard.

Don't mean nothing.

Down!

Set!

Go!

Huh!

Flea-flicker to floyd.

He's got room up the sideline.

1St down giants,

On their longest gain

Of the afternoon.

What the hell

Kind of defense is that?

All right! Great,

Great, great stuff!

Giants! Giants!

1St and 10!

Giants! Giants!

Guys, listen up.

What would be the last thing

They'd expect us

To do?

A reverse

To me?

Down!

Set!

Go!

I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna die.

Come on, tad!

I'm gonna die!

Tad! Go! Go!

Run out of bounds!

Grr!

Yikes!

Tad! Run!

Huh?

Aah!

Go!

Go!

We scored!

We scored a touchdown!

Touchdown, giants!

Yeah!

Oh, my god! My son

Scored a touchdown.

All right!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Yeah!

Aah!

Yeah!

Down.

Set.

Go!

Yes.

I've done it.

Yeah! Yeah!

We're not taking

Any chances.

Either you take junior floyd out of this game,

Or you'll be donating

A kidney to aunt ruth.

Yes, sir!

O.k. Get going.

Ugh!

Grr!

Boo!

Personal foul.

Number 32. White.

Are you crazy?

What kind of call is that?

That wasn't nice,

You big bully.

If your kid pulls

Another stunt like that,

You're both out

Of here.

Hey, I thought

You wanted to win.

Not like that.

Hi.

Sure you want

To do this, becky?

Call me icebox.

Hey, icebox,

Kick some butt.

Call me becky.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's that cheerleader

Doing with the helmet on?

That's my niece becky.

And she's pissed.

Break!

Keep clear, ice chest.

Or I'll have to mess up

Your face.

Down, 56!

Down, 56!

Down, 56!

Down!

Set!

Go!

What a hit by becky o'shea.

The ball is loose.

Hanon covers it up tight.

Yes!

All right!

That's my girl!

Yeah!

Ow.

No!

Let it go, man.

I got it! I got it!

I got it! Ha ha!

Zolteck! Come here!

You rang?

All right.

Chicken little flea-flicker on 2.

Take it in.

O.k. Chicken little

Flea-flicker on 2.

What's that?

A pitch to johnny.

A pitch to johnny?

You can't pitch

To johnny.

I'm johnny!

Zolteck, he's gonna need some running room.

Gotcha.

Break!

Break!

Excuse me, guys!

Guys, come on!

Excuse me.

Maybe you can

Help me.

I'm sure you remember

What I had for lunch.

How can we do that?

By taking a whiff

Of this.

Hut 2!

Now what?

Just run to him.

Dad?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Touchdown!

The giants deficit

Is cut in half

On a brilliant piece of

Running by johnny vennaro.

All right, come on.

All right, guys. Line up.

Down!

Set!

Go!

Clear it up.

Let's go.

All right, guys.

Let's go.

What's the matter,

Four

Ow!

Want your mama?

Don't be talking

About my mama.

Watching jake

Play football

Has really been great for my family.

Yeah.

Down!

Set!

Go!

Rip their filthy heads off, jakester!

Woo, woo, woo,

Woo, woo, yes!

Yes!

I use these

For acid indigestion.

So what are we

Gonna use these for?

Intimidation.

Grrr! Grrr!

Break!

Grrr...

Grr...

Grr...

Grrr...

Go!

What's the matter

With you?

You're gonna play

Or what?

O.k.

I've got the play.

Silver streak

To hanon on 2.

Are you sure?

Ready?

Break! Break!

Oh, crud.

Come on. Come on.

Set!

Go!

Pass! Pass! Pass!

Yeah! That's my boy!

Yeah!

All right, hanon!

Yeah!

Touchdown!

It's the wrong defense!

I didn't call the blitz.

So, with 1:45 left

And the score tied 21-21,

It looks like mr. Mo-mentum

May be changing its address.

All right, men,

Let's go.

Down!

Set!

Go!

Get off!

You're mine!

All right. All right.

Good!

With less than

A minute to play,

The cowboys are heading

For that end zone.

Set! Go!

They're done, baby!

Easy!

Whoo!

One more!

Easy!

Come here, son. 38 Toss.

You understand?

38 Toss.

Danny, do you remember that

Championship game at sutterville?

The one where kevin scored

The winning touchdown?

Time out.

The giants have called

A time out,

With 10 seconds left

And the ball

On the 1-yard line.

Huddle up!

Look, no one thought

We'd make it this far,

But now it's time

To really dig in.

They're gonna give

The ball to spike.

We've gotta stop him.

He's too strong.

We can do it together.

Ready?

Break! Break!

Hold that line!

Hold that line!

Down!

Shift!

Hold that line!

Hold that line!

They know the play.

They know the play!

Down!

Go!

Turn it up!

Yes! We're in!

Touchdown! Yeah!

He was over!

No, we stopped him.

He was in.

No way.

Move it back.

Everybody off the ball.

Move back.

Giants' ball!

No! No!

Giants' ball!

Yeah! Yeah!

Told ya.

Time out.

You did it.

You stopped him.

I'm real proud of you.

Coach, there's still

4 Seconds left.

We can beat these guys.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Put me in.

I wanna kick some butt!

Nube, what kind of play you got for this situation?

How about "the annexation

Of puerto rico?"

With 4 seconds left,

The giants get set

For what figures to be

The final play of the game.

Ready?

One time.

One time.

Ready?

Break!

You're mine, pompom.

All right!

One more play, baby!

Watch the wingman.

Down!

Don't let anybody

Behind ya!

Set!

Hoo!

Grrr!

Go!

Reverse! Reverse!

She doesn't have the ball.

Fumblerooski! Fumblerooski!

Yeah! No mercy!

No ball.

Yaa!

Get him!

He's got the ball!

I got it.

I got it!

Come on!

Come on!

I'm gonna score

A touchdown!

I'm gonna score

A touchdown!

Oh, no, you're not.

Yeah!

Ha ha ha!

We won!

We won!

We did it!

We won!

We did it!

We won!

We won! We won!

We done it! We done it!

We won! We won!

We won! We won!

We won! Ha ha!

Patty floyd...

I was wondering if you'd be

Interested in having dinner with me.

Fine, if you'd like

To think about it.

Get a grip, dad.

Whoo! Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Yes!

Giants! Giants!

Giants! Giants!

Congratulations,

Danny.

Looks like you're

The new head coach.

If you're still pissed

At me, don't be.

If I wasn't tough on

You when we were kids,

You never would've been

Able to beat me today.

O.k. Listen, my guys

Are wondering--

If they can tar

And feather me?

No. They wondering if your team wants

To join up with the little giants.

One town, one team?

All right.

I'll tell my boys.

Is there such thing

As having two head coaches?

No.

In case the head coach doesn't know as much about football

As the other coach?

Let me think about it,

All right?

Deal.

Danny.

That stupid bet we made,

You're not holding me

To it, are you?

Kevin,

Would I throw my own

Brother out on the street?

No.

There's always

Gonna be a job for you

At danny o'shea's chevrolet.

I'll start you

On commission--

Come on! Danny, look,

There's gotta be someway

We can work this out.

What do you want?

Well, there is one thing.

What?