Wakko's Wish (1999)

[bunniefuu]

[CRACKLING]

Hey, what do you want from us?

We're freezing here.

MAN:

Rosebud.

NARRATOR: Over a century ago,

in the foothills of the old river valley...

...there stood the village of Acme Falls.

It was a town filled

with happy inhabitants.

- Including the butcher, the baker...

- Oh. Hello.

- Hi.

-...and the candlestick maker.

- Hi.

NARRATOR: And a mime.

Well, no place is perfect.

NARRATOR: That's true, but Acme Falls

was as close to perfect as possible...

-...except for the mime, that is.

- Right.

NARRATOR: Now, this village was part

of a peace-loving picturesque little country...

...called Warnerstock,

which was ruled by a benevolent king...

...Sir William the Good.

Everyone loved King William.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Peace and prosperity covered the land.

But then King William passed away...

...and there was a struggle

for control of the kingdom.

[YELLING AND GRUNTING]

And the struggle ended

with Warnerstock being overthrown...

...in a hostile takeover

by the nation of Tictockia.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

Now, the new leader of Warnerstock

was King Salazar the Pushy...

[CROWD BOOING]

...a ruthless corporate raider

who vowed to rule with a tight fist.

But the international community

didn't support his regime...

...and the country's fortunes plummeted.

We're broke.

NARRATOR:

Salazar's treasury grew dangerously low.

So he sent out an edict

for the country to start turning a profit...

...or perish.

To fill the royal coffers,

all cities and towns were to be taxed...

...and this included Acme Falls.

There, the king sent his tax collector...

...Baron von Plotz,

who was taxing to the extreme.

Uh, that's right, keep the line moving.

Please give till it hurts.

Next.

[CHOMPING LOUDLY]

- Well?

- Forgive me, Baron von Plotz, sir...

...but I have nothing to pay my taxes with.

You've taken my livestock, my land,

my home, and left me with nothing to eat.

Yes, yes, these are hard times.

I can hardly keep the fire burning myself.

Yeaw!

Next.

[MAN SOBBING]

NARRATOR: The baron squeezed the life

out of Acme Falls...

...until the once prosperous town

was crushed.

And so our story begins in the miserable

little village of Acme Falls...

...with its pathetic band of down-trodden

and destitute townsfolk.

Oh, and a mime too.

And three orphans who live on the street,

ever since the orphanage shut down...

...Yakko, Wakko and Dot.

[SINGING]

Some folks say that life is cruel

[SINGING]

At the orphanage, they fed us inedible grue!

[SINGING]

We slept on beds with springs that hurt

The faucets had hot and cold running dirt

The windows were broken

The roof was leaky

The walls were cracked

The floors were creaky

They shut down the orphanage

And now we know

ALL:

Ah...

ALL [SINGING]:

Those were the days, we miss it so

And ever since then...

SINGING [IN DEEP VOICE]:

I've been feeling low

Another sub-zero morning

And still there's nothing to eat

My feet couldn't get much colder

Our breath is our main source of heat

We're so far below the poverty line

We're off the graph

But don't fret, sibs

Because things will get better in time

- Then you're gonna laugh

- Ha!

[SINGING]

Poverty and hunger abound here.

[SINGING]

Yeah, it looks like a city dump

There's only one job to be found here

The town needs a new speed bump

[SINGING]

Acme Falls was a paradise

[SINGING]

Happiest place on Earth

ALL [SINGING]:

But the tax collector's avarice

Took us for all we're worth

[SINGING]

My coffers are overflowing

ALL [SINGING]:

All of our shelves are bare

My profit margin is growing

We're broke, it seems so unfair

Life's so lousy we can no longer cope

You gotta cheer up

And never ever give up hope

- All of the shops are closing

- Things couldn't get much worse

[SINGING]

Even my nuts are frozen

[SINGING]

Be careful with that last verse

Hey, step up and try our elixir

It's good for what hurts

- Whatever ails you it can fix, sir

- And it's great on desserts

[SINGING]

Drat, the temperatures falling

[SINGING]

I love when the weather is cool

A new ice age is calling

Look, I can freeze my drool

I have hopes and dreams of ruling the Earth

But here I sit

- Watching Pinky make ice sculptures

- Out of spit, narf

This old tree is finished

Our acorn supply's gone too

So for dinner

We're having creamed spinach

All I can say is spew

BOTH:

As a town, we're so down, so we mope

You gotta cheer up

And never give up hope

ALL:

We can't cope

You gotta cheer up

And never give up hope

ALL: Are you a dope?

- Nope

ALL:

Just cheer up

And never ever give up hope

Hope, hope, hope, hope

Yeah

NARRATOR: And so the folks in Acme Falls

hoped through the winter.

They hoped through the spring.

They hoped through the summer

and they hoped through the fall.

But after a year of hoping...

...hope was running out for poor little Dot,

who needed an operation.

[DOT COUGHS]

And while Yakko stayed behind

to look after his sister...

...Wakko went out into the world

to seek his fortune.

[BOTH COUGHING]

And the town waited for Wakko's return.

They waited through the winter.

They waited through the spring.

They waited through the summer

and they waited through the fall.

And by the following winter,

they were still waiting...

...when a young mouse's fancy

turned to romance.

PINKY:

Oh, Pharfignewton. Pharfignewton.

Wherefore art thou, Pharfignewton?

[NEIGHING]

Oh. Therefore you art.

And lookie. Narf.

I brought you a sneaky-wacky.

[NEIGHING]

Ha-ha-ha. Troz!

Feeding you is like taking

a really smelly bath.

BRAIN: Pinky, I need you.

- Pharfignewton.

- I didn't know you could talk.

- Pinky, stop this foolishness.

You know, Pharfignewton,

you sound a little like Brain.

Och. Ha-ha-ha.

And you bop like Brain tan. Heh.

Brain, ha-ha.

We were just talking about you.

I knew I'd find you out here

wasting time with this horse. Came.

Pharfignewton and I have pledged

our hearts to each other.

Pinky, that is a horse. You are a mouse.

Oh, Brain, don't be so intolerant.

Why can't the horses and the mice

live together in harmony?

Along with the fairies and the wand sprites

and the bean sprouts.

I stand corrected, Pinky.

- That is a horse. You are an imbecile.

- Thank you.

-Now, come, we must prepare for tonight.

- Why? What are we going to do tonight?

Guess.

- Try to take aver the world?

- Bingo.

- Egad! I love bingo. Narf.

It's so much more fun than trying

to take aver the--

Unh! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[BOTH SNORING]

[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]

DOT:

Hm?

YAKKO:

Hm? Huh?

[NURSE GASPS]

[NEIGHS]

[BOTH GASP]

[SINGING]

Oh, the train bringing Wakko

is a-rolling down the track

[SINGING]

I'm sure that is the train my brothers on

ALL [SINGING]: Wakko went to see the world

And now he's coming back

I've missed him every day

That he's been gone

[SINGING]

He went to seek his fortune

And now he's returned

[SINGING] Bringing back the treasures

Of everything he's learned

Oh, the train with my brother

is a-coming closer

ALL:

Bearing Wakko down the track-o

Back home

Chh-chh-chh-chh-chh.

Hi.

[ALL CHEERING]

My friends of Acme Falls,

I give you my fortune...

...a ha'penny

Uh... Aah!

- A ha'penny?

- It's real.

He has a whole ha'penny.

[ALL CHEERING]

[SINGING]

I've got a ha'penny today

BOTH [SINGING]:

He's got a ha'penny, hooray

- [SINGING] How did you do's it?

- All work and no play

- He chopped wood

- He chopped suey

- I pitched horseshoes and hay

- He milked jokes and cows for his fee

It was more than I thought it would be

ALL [SINGING]:

An entire full year's salary

And now I've got a ha'penny

ALL:

He's got a ha'penny today

He's got a ha'penny, hooray

BOTH: All those days of hard work

And here's your reward

Now there's nothing in this world

That I can't afford

You can buy any toys you pick

And eat candy until you're sick

[SINGING]

Plus a gourmet meal for monsieur

And still you'd never be poor

ALL:

Because he's got a ha'penny today

He's got a ha'penny, hooray

Our water tower shanty

We can finally repair

I can even buy my brother

Some new underwear

It's like I won the lottery

ALL:

Because he's got a ha'penny

I'll buy burgers at the butcher's

And blintzes at the baker's

Groceries at the grocers

Seasons tickets for the Lakers

- You can buy my new elixir

- You can buy it by the bucket

- There's just one little problem

- it's lousy, you should chuck it

It's so hard to believe

it really happened to me

I'm going shopping with my ha'penny

ALL:

He's going shopping with his ha'penny

Uh, newses from the village to report, sir.

What is it?

Uh, it seems that one of the townsfolk

is happy.

What do you mean?

Wakkos Warners has come

into the possession of a ha' penny.

Ka-ching.

[CHEERING]

ALL [SINGING]:

He's got a ha'penny today

He's got a ha'penny, hooray

With it he could buy himself

A tropical cruise

But first there's one important thing

That I have to choose

My sister has been ailing quite a lot

We don't exactly know what she has got

ALL:

You plan to spend your ha'penny on what?

An operation to save my sister Dot

ALL:

To cure whatever problem she's got

An operation to save his sister Dot

It's a present to her from me

All because I've got a ha'penny

ALL:

Because he's got a ha'penny

In the village that's called Acme

He's going shopping

So let's get hopping

He's going shopping with his ha'penny

[ALL CHEERING]

And we're all thrilled for your good fortune.

Now, about your taxes.

ALL:

Oh.

WAKKO:

Taxes? What taxes?

Well, let's fill out your tax farms and see.

We total your income

and calculate your deductions for the year.

Haw many dependents, include city,

state and federal taxes...

...including license fees.

Och, that takes you up

into a whole new tax bracket.

The king will be absolutely delighted.

The king is a jerk.

Oh, good. That qualifies you

for the "calling the king a jerk" tax.

- Huh?

- Then add property tax...

...sales tax, excise tax,

stamp, tea and thumb tax...

...shipping and handling, multiply by your

shoe size and you owe a grand total of...

- ...exactly one ha' penny.

- Wha--?

Uh...

- Your federal government thanks you.

- Hey.

We can't let them do that to Wakko.

It's unfair.

We have ta stick together and stop them.

Uh...

Or not.

If you have any questions, just talk

to my lawyer. He'll explain everything.

[SNIFFS]

[MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

[SINGING]

So much for Wakko's ha'penny

Now Acme Falls is back in misery

[SINGING]

Should I, or do you wanna carve?

[SINGING]

Frankly, I'd just as soon starve

[SINGING]

I'm starting to fee! the stress

ALL [SINGING]:

Acme Falls is ha'penniless

[STRUMMING]

[YAWNS THEN COUGHS]

Goodnight, Dot. Sleep tight.

- Tell me the story.

- Okay.

- There once was a man from Nantucket.

- Not that story.

Lack, it's late. Ga to sleep.

Oh, came an, tell me the story. Please.

[SIGHS]

Oh, all right. But then it's lights out.

- Deal?

- Deal.

Okay.

Once upon a time, a brave knight married

a beautiful princess and they had two sons.

- But they wanted a daughter too.

- Right.

So they planted a garden

all aver the kingdom...

...and on the first day of spring,

every flower in that garden bloomed.

- And out of the prettiest flower came...

- Me.

Yup.

And so the knight and his bride,

Mom and Dad, took you home...

...and every night at bedtime,

they'd came in and say:

"Who's the cutest girl?"

And you'd say...

"I am."

They'd ask,

"How'd you ever get so cute?"

- And you'd say...

- "I was born that way."

And they'd say, "Tell us your name,

young lady." And you'd say...

"Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa

Francesca Banana Fanna Ba Besca III.

But you can call me Dot."

And they'd say, "Can we call you Dottie?"

You'd say...

"No. Just Dot.

Call me Dottie and you die."

And Mom and Dad would laugh

and laugh and laugh.

And they'd tickle you...

[DOT GIGGLING]

...and you'd laugh too.

[COUGHS THEN GIGGLES]

And you'd fall asleep

with a great big smile in your heart.

- I like that story.

Goodnight, sis.

[DOT SNORING]

- How is she?

- Not great.

Those acting lessons

never really sunk in.

- No, I mean her health.

- Oh, well, who knows?

If I'd only earned more.

Hey, you did your best, Wakko.

We'll pay for her operation some other way.

I guess.

[STRUMMING]

- You turning in?

- To what?

- Good question. See you in the morning.

- 'Night.

[SINGING]

Twinkle, twinkle, wishing star

How I wonder where you are

Out in space so bright and clear

Can you see me way down here?

Hm. I wonder.

[SINGING]

Let me pick the star that's right

And pick the wishing star tonight

Like finding a needle in a haystack

Eenie, meenie, miney, moe and jack

Wishing star, please hear my plea

Grant one wish, one wish for me

Uh-ah. I think I broke something.

Who are you?

- I'm your desire fulfillment facilitator.

- Huh?

Well, I used to be called the good fairy,

but that sounds so old-fashioned.

- Oh.

- So I'm your desire fulfillment facilitator.

- But everyone calls me Pip.

- Nice to meet you, Pip.

The pleasure's likewise. And may I be

the first to congratulate you, Wakko Warner.

You did it. Out of all the stars in the sky,

you selected the one and only wishing star.

- I did?

Absolutely.

I've been waiting centuries for someone

to choose the right one.

Must be this clear country air.

Oh, yeah, lack at that.

You just don't get visibility

like this in the city.

Your request for a wish

has brought me here.

New you can have any wish you want.

You mean, besides wishing

you'd let go of my hand?

Yes, besides that.

The wishing star is ready.

- Are you ready to make your wish?

- You bet.

Then here goes.

[GASPS]

RUNT: Unh!

RITA: Yo!

- What is that?

- Don't know.

Definitely don't know. Definitely.

PIP:

New go make your wish.

[RUMBLING]

WAKKO: What do you mean, go?

PIP: To where the star landed.

- Wishes need to be made in person.

- No kidding?

It's in the manual, and I quote:

"The one who touches the fallen star first

will be granted one wish."

That sounds easy enough.

Funny, I thought it would land a lat closer.

Oh, well.

Ban voyage. Have a safe journey.

And remember...

[SINGING]

You gotta cheer up and never give up hope

- [SINGING] I won't mope

- Just cheer up

BOTH: And never ever give up hope

Hope, hope, hope, hope

Yeah

Ciao.

[YAKKO YAWNS]

You'll never guess what just happened.

[DOT YAWNS]

Try us. We're gullible.

ALL [SINGING]: We're leaving Acme Falls

To find the wishing star

We're heading off to seek

Our dream come true

It's waiting right out there

The answer to our prayer

- A wish for free

- Hey, you might be a multi-millionaire

ALL: That's why we're off to seek

Our destiny together

- it's one for all

- And all for one

Times three

ALL: Who cares about the stuff we lack?

We're on our way and we won't be back

WAKKO:

Until we find that star

Gee, it looks kind of far

Too bad we don't have a car

ALL: Oh, what the hey

We're on our way

To find the wishing star

We're leaving Acme Falls

To find the wishing star

And when we do

Our troubles are gonna be through

It's just around the bend

It's where the mountains end

We're packing our load

We're hitting the road

Let's sing it together again, hey, hey

We wanna be the first

To touch the wishing star

We're northward bound

We're leaving town today

- We're taking a stand

- We're making a vow

- This is the place

ALL: The moment is now

We're Yakko, Wakko and Dot

We're giving it all we got

We're coming, so ready or not

ALL: Today's the day we're on our way

To find the wishing star

[RITA & RUNT YAWNING]

- What's all the noise?

- The Warner girl and the Warner bays.

- They're gathered in the square.

- They say there's something there.

- Something strange.

BOTH: Beyond the farthest mountain range.

- What?

- What do you mean?

ALL: Something no one's seen.

- What's the story?

- What's the buzz?

- We're about ta leave, that's because...

- We're an our way to the wishing star.

- The wishing star?

- The wishing star?

- What is that?

- Haven't you heard?

- There's no such thing, it's too absurd.

- What's the story?

- What's the dish?

- Touch the star and you get one wish.

- You get one wish if you touch the star?

- Where's it at?

- Is it far?

- We don't know.

- We'll find out. We're going to 90...

- [SINGING] To the wishing star

- [SINGING] To the wishing star

It's something weird and it's so bizarre

It fell to Earth from way afar

They're on their way

To the wishing star

The wishing star

Oh, yes, we are

On our way, so we'll say bonsoir

Ciao, you guys, and au revoir

Now we're off to the wishing star

Yes, it's true, the Warners are

On their way to the wishing star

They'll be rich as a king or czar

When they get their wish

From the wishing star

I looked up in the sky last night

And all the stars were shining bright

I wished I may and I wished I might

Just have the wish I wished last night

He looked up in the sky so bright

And he saw the stars up in the night

And he wished he may

And he wished he might

Have the wish that he wished last night

Then right there before my eyes

I saw a light up in the skies

The wishing star lit up the night

And then exploded really bright

It fell to Earth and it came on down

And a great big piece then hit the ground

And then some fairy said to me

Whoever gets there first, you see

Just touch the star

That's all you do

And then you get

Your wish come true

Touch the star, that's all you do

And then you get your wish come true

Wait now

Let me get this straight now

You mean whoever gets there first

Can have a wish all to himself?

We have to go now

Because we know now

That if I'm the first to touch the star

The wish belongs to me

We've got to run now

Before they're done now

So we can get a big head start

And beat the others to the punch

- I can't be slow now

- We've got to go now

- And I have got to get there first because

- That wish belongs to me

- Belongs to me

- Belongs to me

- Belongs to me

- Belongs to me

- Belongs to me

- Me

- Me

- it all belongs to me

Let's roll.

Uh. hyah!

[SINGING]

We're on our way to the wishing star

It could be near, or it could be far

But we're gonna get there first, you see

The one who gets there first will be

In our super wagon raft and boat

And on the snow it's gonna float

it has a sail, it's like a sleigh

Look out, world, we're on our way

- Pharfignewton, come on, scurry

- Time to go, we've got to hurry

- Farewell to my lifelong mate

- Pinky needs a mousey date

ALL: On the road, can't stop us now

Through the town the oxen plow

VON PLOTZ: Clear the way, you stupid mime

ALL: He gets trampled all the time

It's over hill and over dale

Sailing down the snowy trail

- Through the trees is plenty quick

- We can go by pogo stick

Pinky, are you pondering

Exactly what I'm pondering?

I think so, Brain, but just how will

We get the weasel to hold still?

No, that wish is all we need

Our plan could finally succeed

Onward through the snow and drifts

Onward toward the mountain cliffs

The one who finds that wishing star

Will soon be eating caviar

And that, my friend, is going to be

No one else except for me

This is definitely going to be

Our golden opportunity

- We're gonna get that wish, you see

- The star belongs to me

- No, no, the star belongs to me

- No, no, the star belongs to me

ALL:

To me

I gotta get to the wishing star

I gotta get to the wishing star

I hope it's near and not too far

Gotta be first to the wishing star

[SINGING]

Here we are, my love

And all the rest have gone

To find the wishing star

We've been left behind

BRAIN [SINGING]:

You'll find that they won't get too far

For we will get there first

Well, that's different then, isn't it? Troz!

ALL [SINGING]: I gotta get to the wishing star

We're doing really good so far

- Out of my way, whoever you are

ALL: I'm gonna get to the wishing star

Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing

Wishing, wishing, wishing

Wishing, wishing, wishing

Wishing, wishing, wishing

The wishing

The wishing

Star

Maybe we should have kept this

our little secret.

ALL [SINGING]:

The wishing star

Heh-heh-heh.

What a bunch of losers. Aah!

Ralph, what are you stopping for?

- Uh, we guts company.

VON PLOTZ: What?

- All the king's horses and all the king's men.

VON PLOTZ: Aah!

Uh, hi, fellas. Heh-heh-heh. Are we

in some sort of trouble, officers? Och.

Ha! Look who got pinched for speeding.

Couldn't have happened

to a nicer tax collector.

PINKY: But, Brain, however will we get

to the wishing star first?

Simple, Pinky. With the help

of the great Leonardo da Vinci.

[PINKY GASPS]

He's going to give us a ride

in his pant cuffs?

- No, Pinky, da Vinci's dead.

- Oh, how sad.

- When's the funeral?

- He died a long time ago.

Oh! And I forgot to send flowers?

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Oh, please, let me. Stupid.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Narf.

- Thanks.

- Now zip it.

Zip.

BRAIN:

Leonardo da Vinci, Pinky...

...not only a world-renown painter

but an ingenious inventor as well.

[PINKY HUMMING]

- I'm going to have to hurt you.

- Re-zip.

Da Vinci designed

the first flying machine, the airscrew.

And with my own clever modifications

to the da Vinci plans...

...this baby will fly.

Ain't that brilliant, Brain.

Oh, no, no, wait.

If we were meant ta fly, we would've

been barn with little bags of nuts.

[PINKY GRUNTS]

- Pinky, you are a little bag of nuts.

- Re-zip again.

[PINKY CHUCKLING]

Now, come. We have an airship to build.

Hyah! Giddyap and go fast,

Pharfignewton, horsey girl.

[GRUNTING]

ALL [SINGING]: Sailing through the slush

In a wind-blown wagon sled

Down the road we mush

Dot is still in bed

I'm getting really bored

I've read this magazine

If we don't get there soon

I think I'm gonna scream

ALL: Oh, wishing star from afar

Dot is getting worse

Be a sport and grant our wish

Or we'll sing another verse

[DOT COUGHS]

[SNIFFING]

[WHIMPERS]

WOMAN: Oh, Mindy, darling.

- Hi, lady.

WOMAN: I'm Mom. Call me Mom.

- Okay, lady.

WOMAN: Ugh. New, Mindy, hon, I need you

to take this fresh marianberry pie...

...aver to grandma

at the retirement village.

If she doesn't have sweets by 4, she starts

doing wheelies on the shuffleboard court.

And, Buttons, you go along with Mindy.

[WHIMPERS]

You can eat when you get back.

[SNARLS]

Don't you sass me.

Buttons goes:

[SNARLS THEN LAUGHS]

WOMAN:

Just make sure Mindy gets home safely.

[BUTTONS BARKS]

I'd go myself, but I'm too busy

baking cookies for the Seven Dwarfs.

You know how your uncles

love my chocolate chips.

- Hi, lady.

WOMAN: Call me Mom.

- Busy, busy Mom.

- Okay, bumble bee lady.

- I love you. Bye-bye.

WOMAN: Bye, hon.

[BUTTONS GROANS]

Look, pie for Buttons. Good puppy.

Thank you.

SKIPPY: Hurry up, Aunt Slappy.

SLAPPY: Yeah, yeah, keep your fur on.

[SKIPPY YELLING]

[PANTING]

[SLAPPY YELLING]

[COUGHING]

Are you okay, Aunt Slappy?

Yeah, I'll be fine,

just as soon as I cough up my lung.

Come on.

At this rate,

we'll be at the wishing star in no time.

SLAPPY:

Yeah, like I told you, Skippy...

[SINGING] We take the high road

And they take the low road

And we'll reach the wishing star

Before them

[SINGING]

But sad is me heart until we meet again

By the bonny bonny falls of old Acme

We definitely gotta get you

some singing lessons.

Oh, yeah, lack who's talking.

Hey, hey, cheap shot. I'm old, very old.

Please, like you could sing

when you were young?

SLAPPY: Better than that.

SKIPPY: Yeah, yeah. Give me a break.

MINDY:

Funny squirrly whirleys. Ha-ha-ha.

[SLURPING]

[YAWNS]

Huh? Aah!

[SNIFFING]

[MINDY GIGGLING

THEN BUTTONS WHIMPERING]

[GASPS]

Silly, Buttons. Puppies can't climb trees.

Huh?

[SCREAMS THEN WHIMPERS]

Okay, I love you, bye-bye. Ha-ha.

[BUTTONS SIGHS]

Pedal, Pinky. Pedal as if our very lives

depended an it...

...which may well be the case.

Narf. Aye, aye, Captain Brain.

It's working, Pinky.

Just picture our future, my friend.

When our efforts are rewarded

by fame, fortune...

...and a world that's a better place for all.

Are you picturing that?

Actually, I'm picturing

Pharfignewton's tongue.

Ugh. Pinky, you've left the lens cap

of your mind an again.

With the wind at our backs,

all we have ta dais maintain this velocity...

...and we'll be the first

to reach the wishing star.

- You know what that means, Pinky?

- Yes, I do, Brain.

What, Pinky?

- What do you mean, what?

- What does it mean?

- What does what mean?

- Never mind, Pinky.

It means we get our wish.

- What means we get our wish?

- Skip it.

Skip what?

[BRAIN GRUNTS]

- Just stop.

- Okay.

Aah!

Na, keep pedaling. Keep pedaling, Pinky.

[BRAIN PANTING]

You almost k*lled us, Pinky.

What were you thinking?

But you said stop.

You really did, Brain. You said stop.

- Ignore what I say.

- Really?

- Yes, just keep pedaling.

- Okay.

BRAIN:

No!

- What are you doing?

- Ignoring what you say.

- Not about that.

- Not about what?

Just keep pedaling.

PINKY:

Sometimes you are so confused, Brain. Poit!

Unh! Zip.

[PINKY CHUCKLES

THEN BRAIN GROANS]

[VON PLOTZ & RALPH YELL]

[VON PLOTZ & RALPH GRUNT]

- Hey, not so rough. Unh.

- Unh.

What's the meaning of this?

I demand to know who's respon-- Aah.

King Salazar.

Baron von Plotz, what a pleasure.

[CLICKS FINGERS]

Oh-ha. Oh, no, sir, the honor is curs.

[BOTH GASP]

I hear of a star.

Brighter than my very countenance.

- Oh, that's hard to believe, sire.

- You seem to believe it, Plotz.

My guards found the two of you

racing toward it.

- We was?

- Don't play dumb with me, constable.

- Okay. Uh, what do you wanna play then?

- Nothing.

Just tell me about the star.

Shh.

Well, it's big and shiny.

- Uh, and big tan.

- And kind of shiny.

Uh, and big?

And the first person to touch the star

gets one wish.

One wish?

Who could ask for anything more?

Now, baron, what would you ever wish for

beyond the joy of serving me?

Oh. You know, the regular stuff.

Cremara. A weekend in Bransan, Missouri.

- Ooh. Andy Williams has a place there.

- Oh, yes. I like him.

Or perhaps, you were simply rushing off

to secure the star for your king?

Yes. Better. Good. I like that.

That's it. Good thinking. Right.

Secure the star for you. Yes, exactly.

Good. We see eye to eye.

New, let me show you the fly

in the ointment.

- Uh, that's not a fly, sirs.

- It's a telescope.

Look into it.

- Uh... Oh!

- Oh!

Oh. It's those kids from the village.

Yes, the Warners.

[SINGING] They're on their way to go

And touch the wishing star

Those kids are gonna be rich

But what about me?

- I don't know

- You'd better bet I'll be getting there first

And if I don't

Your life will be cursed

So wish that the wish will wind up

Belonging to me

- I wish

- I want it so much

- I gotta go touch that wishing star

- Okay, okay

They're getting ahead

They'll get it instead of me

Uh...

You gotta be quick

You gotta be fast

You gotta beat out the rest of the cast

To get to that star

And capture that wish for me

DOT [SINGING]: We're on our way today

To find the wishing star

YAKKO [SINGING]:

Got to get there first

We're on our way to have

A dream come true

[SINGING]

Got to find it

DOT: Is there somewhere?

BOTH: Poor and needy, we're not greedy

- That wish you see

- Belongs to we

So out of the way

'Cause we gotta be

The first in line to try and go find

The wishing star.

It's over the mountains and the hills

it's one for all and all for one times three

We're taking a stand

We're making a vow

This is the place

The moment is now

This is our golden opportunity

The wishing star belongs to three

Me, myself and I.

Your job, baron, is to stop those villagers

from getting to the star.

By any means necessary.

BOTH:

Yes, sir.

Oh, and those three kids...

- ...Yakko, Wakko and Dot?

- Yes, sir?

I don't want them showing up

at the wishing star.

- I'll slow them down, sir.

- You're not catching my drift.

- Well, I'll try to steer them off course.

- I don't want to see them again alive.

But they're just kids.

- How much trouble can they be?

- You have no idea.

So don't think of them as kids, baron.

Think of them as the dearly departed.

Or you'll be likewise. Understood?

- Clear as crystal, sir.

- Then go.

Aah! We're gone.

Hyah!

Send the northern army to secure

the area where the star fell.

Yes, sir!

Make sure no one touches that star but me,

understood?

Understood, sir.

- And prepare my train for travel.

- Very good, sir.

- Anything else?

- Yes.

Fetch me the rats with wings.

Yes, sir.

GOODFEATHER 1:

Ow! Will you get off my foot?

GOODFEATHER 2:

Are we having an earthquake?

GOODFEATHER 3:

Oh, come an, give me a break, Pesto.

SQUIT:

Cheese it, it's the boss.

PESTO & BOBBY:

Huh?

ALL:

Your majesty.

- Shush, you bizarre chattering squabs.

- Uh, technically, your highness...

...we're pigeons.

- You are disgusting rats with wings...

...and you'll do what I say

or I'll feed you to my puppies.

[SNARLING]

SQUIT: Ugh.

- Nice puppies.

At your service, boss.

- Whatever you say.

- Silence!

SQUIT: Yeah.

- Okay, sure.

I'm not saying a word. Beak's closed.

SALAZAR: And listen.

I want you to follow Baron von Plotz...

...and make sure he does his job.

I don't trust him one little bit.

- Sure thing, boss.

- You got it.

Consider it done.

But, before we go,

could we have a taste of that cannoli?

[ALL CHOMPING LOUDLY]

No! Fly now, or you're puppy chow!

[BARKING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

GOODFEATHER 1: We're flying!

GOODFEATHER 2: We're flying aver here.

[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Hey, we're out of here.

PESTO:

Yo, watch where you're snapping.

That king really frosts my feathers.

"Rats with wings."

He insulted us right to our faces.

- Are you insulted, Bobby?

BOBBY: A little bit. Maybe just a little bit.

- He treats us like we're nothing.

- And that's on a good day.

I pray for a day like that.

That's like Christmas.

Absolutely. How does a bird

get a little respect around here?

Maybe we can wish for it.

- What are you saying?

- We can wish for it, at that wishing star.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. But, Bobby...

...the king wants us to--

- Forget what the king wants.

Let's get what we want.

PESTO & SQUIT: You mean...?

BOBBY: You got it.

ALL [SINGING]

We're taking a stand, we're making a vow

This is the place, the moment is now

This is our golden opportunity

The wishing star belongs to three

Us, ourselves and we

Hurry it up, Ralph.

We're gaining on them.

Uh. hyah! Hyah!

[SINGING]

Did you ever wish that you could have

A wish that would come true?

I wonder what my wish would be

Which I would want to wish, you see

Which wish would be the wish for me?

Gee whiz, I wish I knew

[SINGING] I'd wish that we were happy

And be glad for what we've got

[COUGHS]

[SINGING]

I'd wish an operation for our little sister Dot

And I wish we could make this journey

When the weather's hot

ALL: If you could reach that wishing star

And it was yours to take

What is it you'd want the most

And what wish would you make?

Yes, Pinky, if I could rule the world

then I'd be happy.

With Pharfignewton, I'd be happy too.

[SINGING] If I could be the king

That would surely be the thing

That would make me really happy

Yes, it's true

If I could have a home, then I'd be happy.

And if you were happy,

I'd be happy too. Definitely.

[SINGING]

It's just a little task and it isn't much to ask

- if we could have our wish

- [SINGING] And a little doggy dish

RITA:

Then we'd be happy

Uh, I know. If I were a policeman,

I'd be happy.

- You are a policeman, Ralph.

- Oh, never mind.

[SINGING]

I would wish that every single person

Would appreciate me only for my mind

Because I've got a mean IQ of 192

They want me for my looks

But never for my books

So love me for my brain

YAKKO & WAKKO: Hello, Brain!

- I am not amused.

Then I'll be happy.

If I could have my wish,

I'd be a constable.

- Ralph, you are a constable.

- Oh, sorry.

[SINGING] This stupid, dumb elixir

I would wish that I could fix it

'Cause I've always been a failure on the flop

ALL [SINGING]:

We've been insulted and neglected

And we've never been respected

And we wish the wishing star

Would make it stop

I know. If I could be the sheriff,

I'd be happy.

Ralph, for crying out laud,

you are the sheriff!

You're the constable, a policeman.

You're all those things.

Gee, I don't think I'm getting

the hang of this song.

[SINGING] I've got bunions and arthritis

And lumbago and bursitis

I need glasses

And my kidney's got a stone

I'd wish retirement, you see

In a giant acorn tree

With everybody leaving me alone

[SINGING] I adore my Aunty Slappy

But it'd really make me happy

if I had some friends

Who are little kids like me

'Cause she's impatient and she's crabby

And she's always really gabby

- if I had some friends my age

- Squirrly whirley

Then I'd be happy

MINDY:

Whee!

[WHIMPERING]

Heh. Silly puppy.

Okay, I love you, bye-bye.

[WHIMPERING]

[SINGING] If we could have our wish

Then we'd be happy

- I want the world.

- A home.

ALL:

We want respect.

[SINGING] Hey, I've got it now, I do

If my wish was coming true

What I'd really like to do

- Yes?

- Is direct.

ALL [SINGING]:

If you wish on a wishing star

You'll get your wish, you see

And then for sure you're gonna be

Happy, happy, happy, happy

When I get my wish then I'll be happy

And when I get my wish

They'll all be gone

[SIGHS]

NURSE & SCRATCHANSNIFF:

Heave.

Heave.

Heave.

Unh. Giddyap, Pharfignewton.

Pull, nice horsey. Pull the wagon. Unh.

- What is with this stupid horse?

- I don't know. Maybe she's homesick.

Now is not the time for the pining.

It's time for the pulling, yeah?

[SNORTS]

Unh. Came an, giddyap, Pharfignewton.

Giddyap!

Oh, please giddyap, won't you?

Giddyap with a cherry an the top? Heh.

Pharfignewton, I order you

to move your bombosity. Now!

Thank you. New, can you

please move it someplace else?

Doctor? Dr. Scratchansniff?

New where did he get to?

- Whoa. Just don't look down.

WAKKO: Do you get vertigo?

YAKKO: Na.

WAKKO: Me neither.

Seen that movie three times.

and I still don't get it.

[WAKKO & YAKKO GRUNTING]

Whoa!

DOT: Ah.

YAKKO: Unh.

[YAKKO GRUNTING]

Phew.

Squirrly whirleys.

[GASPS]

Whoa!

[MINDY GIGGLING]

Silly Buttons. Ha-ha-ha.

Huh?

Help!

[GULPS]

[WHIMPERS]

Aah. Ha-ha.

[SLURPING AND CHOMPING LOUDLY]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

[BUTTONS YELPS]

[YELLING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

Ha.

[m*ssile WHISTLING]

[GRUNTING]

ALL:

Na-na, na-na-na, na-na--

WAKKO:

Whoa.

[ALL SCREAM]

Ha! Heh-heh-heh-heh.

[ALL SCREAMING]

[m*ssile WHISTLING]

Fire!

[ALL WHIMPERING]

[RALPH SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING

AND INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL GROANING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ALL GROANING]

[PINKY LAUGHS]

[BRAIN SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

[RITA SCREAMS

THEN BUTTONS GASPS]

You're a good dog, Rita.

A real good dog, yeah.

[MINDY GIGGLING]

BUTTONS:

Aw.

SCRATCHANSNIFF:

What is this?

[SNIFFS]

Hey.

Ah.

RALPH:

Mm.

[GULPING]

Ah.

[BELCHES]

[BELCH ECHOING]

[RUMBLING]

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

[SCREAMING AND GASPING]

[ALL GASP]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GASPING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[ALL GASP]

ALL [SINGING]: Well, we're taking a stand

We're making a vow

This is the place, the moment is now

This is our golden opportunity

The wishing star belongs to three

[SINGING]

Me, myself and I

Uh...

This wasn't the wish I had in mind.

[GASPING]

Secure the area!

GUARD:

Move it. Let's go. Move it along.

Mwah.

- All hail the mighty King Salazar.

- Salad bar? All right, I'm starved.

- You got any bacon bits?

- What?

- Hi, salad bar. I'm Yakko.

- I'm Wakko.

And I'm Dot, the impossibly cute one

with the cough.

But you gotta admit,

even the cough is cute.

[COUGHING LOUDLY]

SALAZAR:

Ugh.

- We're the Warner brothers.

- And the Warner sister.

I know who you are. Get back in line.

- Uh, you got any garbanzo beans?

- It's Salazar. Not salad bar.

- Plotz!

- Your highness.

I thought I told you

to get rid of those monsters.

[ALL JEERING]

- They're still alive.

- I did my best, sir.

You failed me, Plotz.

Lock him up with the rest of the prisoners.

Huh?

Same goes for the constable

and the rats with wings.

- Uh... Oh, boy.

- What the--? Yikes.

Pasta fazool.

Never try to double-cross your king.

Take them away.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

And as for the Warner siblings...

...execute them.

[ALL GASP]

- Yes, sir.

- You don't need to treat us special.

I insist.

Once the Warners are disposed of,

I'll proceed with making my wish.

- Very good, sir.

YAKKO: Okay, salad bar, have it your way.

But we know secrets

about the star that you don't.

- What? No, you don't.

- Oh, yes, we do.

We do? Unh!

- Oh, do we ever.

- Like what? Tell me.

Uh...

Perhaps we can came

to some sort of arrangement?

[WAKKO, YAKKO & DOT

CHOMPING LOUDLY]

Our new special friend, the king.

- Who knew?

- Now tell me.

Oh, right. Yeah, the secrets

about the wishing star. Right, yeah.

You see,

the key to the whale thing is, uh...

You, uh, gut a little something

in your nose.

- Huh? Where?

- Right there.

[SNIFFING]

- Did I get it?

- Yeah. No, no, still there.

Oh.

- How about now?

- Now it's over there. Ugh.

[SNIFFING]

- How about now?

- No.

- Ugh.

WAKKO & DOT: Ew.

- Get it, get it, get it!

- Get it, get it, get it!

Please, could you go to the bathroom

and take care of it? Ugh.

- I may whoops. Ooh.

- Oh, all right.

[LOCK CLICKS]

ALL [CHANTING]:

We're in charge! We're in charge!

We're in charge!

You horrible children.

Who taught you haw to behave?

- No one, sir.

- You see...

[COUGHS]

...we're orphans.

- Yes, well, everyone has problems.

- You know, we'd so like to be adopted.

- Will you be our new daddy?

- Certainly not.

Buy me a toy, Daddy. Buy me a toy.

Buy me a toy. Buy me a toy.

- Oh, please, Dadoo!

- I'm not your father.

- That's not what Mommy said.

- When will this insanity stop?

[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Yes, you.

Uh...

What was the question?

- Good answer. That was a good one.

- Whoo!

Are you going to tell me

the star's secrets or not?

ALL:

Never!

Well, we have ways of making you talk.

Haw about a trip

to the cave of your worst nightmares?

ALL:

Huh? Hm.

[ALL SCREAMING]

WOMAN [OVER PA]: Please remain seated

at all times while the tram is in motion.

[ALL SCREAMING]

You know, for a cave of your

worst nightmares, this isn't so bad.

[SINGING]

Oh, lady

I know a lady with high-heeled shoes

And socks of pantyhose, oh, pretty lady

[ALL SCREAMING]

Hello there, cute puppy children

with the spunky faces. Ow!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Froynlaven!

DOT:

I'm glad that's aver.

Be careful. I haven't cleaned that restroom

in three years.

[MAN GUFFAWING]

WAKKO:

Somebody hit the lights.

[ALL SCREAM]

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You make me feel

all fun-fun doodle dum.

[ALL SCREAM]

BALONEY: Won't you be my special friend?

ALL: No!

[BALONEY GRUNTS THEN GROANS]

Ha-ha-ha. Gosh and gully gee.

Unh!

[ALL SCREAMING]

ALL: Huh?

- Well?

We'll tell you anything.

[DOT COUGHS]

Just don't send us back there. Please.

We'll see.

New, tell me the secrets

to the wishing star.

Well, uh, it's not what you wish for,

it's, uh, how you wish.

- Really?

- Oh, yeah.

You have to be careful.

Things are taken so literally nowadays.

- You don't say.

Absolutely.

- Now, what are you considering?

- Well, tops on my wish list...

- ...I'd like to own the world.

- Here you go. It spins. Nice, isn't it?

No, I don't want that. Ah, here we go.

Haw about fame and fortune?

Here's Fame with Irene Cara,

and a subscription to Fortune magazine.

Rats.

Wait, I could wish for the Midas touch.

Everything I touch will turn to gold.

Yeah, including food. Try eating

a solid gold turkey. Adios, bicuspids.

SALAZAR:

Ugh.

I never realized this wish business

was so complicated.

Tell me about it.

Ah.

How about I wish for youth and beauty?

Huh?

Here you go. A kid and a horse.

Let me put it another way then.

How about eternal youth?

That I could be 16 forever?

Then you'd go back to being 15

and relive that same year over and over...

...and you'd have zits

and no one would ever date you.

Ugh, never.

I know. I'll wish for a million bucks.

No, make that two million bucks.

Just be glad it's not mating season.

[BELLOWING]

Wait, I got it!

What if I wish for all the dough

in the world?

Sounds good to me.

[GRUNTING]

Ha! Dough, heh-heh, like pastry dough.

It's a joke. You get it?

[SALAZAR GRUNTING]

Yes. And now it's your turn to get it.

Captain, take the Warners away

and have them ex*cuted.

Yes, sir.

Our joke was funnier.

[GRUNTING]

Sorry to do this, kids, but it's my job.

So let's get it over with.

- Any last requests?

- Yeah. Set us free.

No can do, pretty missy.

I have my orders.

- Please, let us go.

- No way, man. Forget it.

Pretty please with whipped cream

and a cherry an top?

Whoa, man, you're working

your cuteness on me, man!

Your irresistible cuteness. Stop it.

Wrong, wrong. Knock it off.

Pleasy-squeezy-weezy-weeze?

No!

Fire!

[g*ns FIRING]

Ah. Music to my ears.

Oops. Missed.

How can we ever thanky-wanky you?

Don't. You're free.

Just no more of the thing of cute.

We can't take it.

ALL:

You're too cute!

Now go!

It's a gift.

SALAZAR:

I could wish for everything in the world.

But then, where would I store it all?

Or maybe

I could wish for a hundred wishes.

I wonder if that's allowed.

- Your majesty.

- Yes?

I'm afraid the Warners have escaped.

What? But I told you to execute them.

I tried, man. I really did.

But the cuteness was too much, man.

- They're too clever.

- Just like their parents.

Huh? Wha--?

SALAZAR: I should've gotten rid of those

kids years ago when I had the chance.

At least now I know what to wish far.

I'm gonna wish those annoying kids

would leave me alone forever!

[DOT COUGHING]

No!

[DOT COUGHING]

- I can't make it.

- Come on, Dot. We're almost there.

Stop them! Fire! Fire! Fire!

Yes!

- No!

- No!

[BOTH GASP]

[DOT COUGHING]

Dot, can you hear me?

- Tell me the story.

- What?

The story. About Mom and Dad.

- Tell me. One last time.

- You should rest.

[COUGHS]

Once upon a time,

a brave knight married a beautiful princess.

And they had two sons.

But they wanted a daughter too.

So they planted a garden.

And out of the prettiest flower came...

Me.

YAKKO:

And so Mom and Dad took you home...

...and every night at bedtime, they'd come in

and say, "Who's the cutest girl?"

- And you'd say...

- "I am."

And they'd ask,

"How'd you ever get so cute?"

- And you'd say...

- "I was born that way."

And they'd say, "Tell us your name."

And you'd say...

"Princess Angelina Contessa

Louisa Francesca...

[COUGHS]

...Banana Fanna Ba Besca III.

But you can call me Dot."

And they'd ask,

"Can we call you Dottie?"

- And you'd say...

- "No. Just Dot.

Call me Dottie and you die."

[SOBBING]

[ALL SOBBING]

She's dead.

- And it's your fault, man.

- I-- I--

She was the cute one, man.

The impossibly cute one.

And new she's gone.

You k*lled her, man. Wrong, wrong.

I-- I didn't mean it.

[GUARDS GRUMBLING]

Really. It's just that

they were driving me crazy.

These two and--

Wait, where's the other one?

Look! It's Wakko!

No!

ALL [SINGING]:

He's gonna get to the wishing star

-[SINGING] Stop him before he gets too far

-[SINGING] Help me, spirit, wherever you are

ALL: He's on his way to the wishing star

- Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing

Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing

ALL:

The wishing

The wishing star

I'm feeling better now.

ALL:

The wishing star

She's alive, man. The cute one's alive.

[ALL CHEERING]

I guess those acting lessons

paid off after all.

- Do you really mean it?

- No.

Mr. Spielberg loves this shot.

Nice job, Wakko. You've done well.

The power of the wishing star is yours.

At the sound of the tone,

please make any wish you desire.

Okay, here goes. I wish for...

[ALL GASP]

Not one, but two ha' pennies!

They're real.

[ALL CHEERING]

No, no.

[SOBBING]

ALL [SINGING]:

He's got two ha'pennies today

He's got two ha'pennies, hooray

No more worries or cares

While it may sound cliché

It's the answer to our prayers

And no more taxes to pay

Now it's back to the town of Acme

To go shopping with his whole penny

NARRATOR: And, as it turned out,

Wakko had made the perfect wish.

Because with one of his ha'pennies, he paid

for his sister's long overdue operation.

It was a complete success.

[ALL CHEERING]

What was the operation for, anyway?

Plastic surgery,

to implant a beauty mark an her cheek.

I call it a cutie mark.

Cindy Crawford, eat your heart out.

So do I look cuter now?

Your cuteness is, like,

out of control, man.

- It's perfect.

- Perfect, huh?

[YAWNS]

Well, I suppose that'll have to do.

NARRATOR: And with the ha'penny

he earned from Dot's operation...

...Dr. Scratchansniff bought

all the ingredients for his new elixir...

...which was mixed together by his

crack team of beverage technologists.

More sugar?

Yeah. Yeah, more sugar, definitely.

Definitely more sugar.

NARRATOR: At the same time, Hello Nurse

came up with a new bottle design...

...one with a slightly

more attractive shape.

It just came to me

from who knows where.

BOTH:

Hello, Nurse!

NARRATOR: Then they put

their new formula to the ultimate taste test.

Well?

[BELCHES]

That's a big thumbs up.

NARRATOR: So while they went off

to market with their new drink...

Wakko went to town

with his other ha'penny and he bought...

[SINGING]

Burgers at the butchers

Blintzes at the baker's

Groceries at the grocers

Season tickets for the Lakers.

[NICHOLSON GRUNTS]

[BLARES]

NARRATOR: That ha'penny changed hands

all over town, and everyone prospered.

- Including the butcher...

- Hi!

- ...the baker...

- Hi.

-...and the candlestick maker.

- Hi.

NARRATOR: And a mime.

- Like we said, no place is perfect.

NARRATOR: But Acme Falls

was as close to perfect as possible.

And thanks to Wakko's wish,

other wishes came true as well.

With the spring thaw,

Slappy's tree came back to life.

Ah, sweet bliss.

[SQUIRREL GIGGLING]

NARRATOR: And Skippy's social life

warmed up considerably.

Mm.

[GIGGLING]

Huh? Squirrel chicks. Yawzah!

Uh...

Yeah!

He used to like nuts.

New he's discovered dates.

NARRATOR:

Buttons returned Mindy to her home.

WOMAN:

Mindy, darling, you're back, you're safe.

- Oh, thank goodness.

- Hi, Mom.

WOMAN: Aah. Mindy, you called me Mom!

You called me Mom! It's a miracle!

NARRATOR: And Buttons received

his wish, to be rewarded for his loyalty.

[SIGHS]

NARRATOR:

Rita and Runt's wish came true too.

[RITA SIGHS]

Life is good.

Yeah, good. Definitely, definitely good.

NARRATOR: They found a happy home

with Dr. Scratchansniff...

...whose elixir was renamed Scratchy Cola

and was a huge success...

...thanks to the corporation's savvy C.E.O.

BOTH:

Hello, Nurse!

NARRATOR: Who was finally appreciated

for her figuring, and not just her figure.

Baron von Plotz achieved his wish too,

to be king.

Burgermeister king, that is.

May I take your order, please?

NARRATOR:

He opened a chain of fast food restaurants...

...that sell Scratchy Cola

and Baron von Plotz burgers.

You want fries with that?

NARRATOR: And Ralph, who ultimately

wanted to direct, got his wish too.

He's directing traffic

in the village of Acme Falls.

Uh, it's my dream came true.

[CRASH]

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

RALPH:

Oops.

NARRATOR: Even the pigeons, who wanted

a little respect, got their wish.

- There they are.

- Our heroes.

Those three are the best.

Finally, people are looking up to us.

NARRATOR:

As for Yakko, Wakko and Dot...

...they wound up

with more than they'd ever dreamed.

The hospital tracked down

their birth certificates...

...which proved the Warners

to be of royal heritage.

Works for me.

NARRATOR: In fact, their parents had been

the king and queen of Warnerstock.

Making Yakko, Wakko and Dot

the heirs to the throne.

Faboo!

NARRATOR: It seems that back

when Salazar seized control of the nation...

...he sent the royal Warner orphans

into exile...

...never expecting to see them again.

- Aah!

- Ha! Fooled you, didn't we?

[GRUNTING]

[DOGS SNARLING]

[DOGS BARKING

AND SALAZAR YELLING]

NARRATOR:

So King Salazar was officially booted out.

And the Warner's became co-rulers

of the kingdom.

As for Pinky, he was appointed

royal stable mouse...

...so he could stay close

to Pharfignewton.

[PINKY HUMMING]

This job was given to him

by the Warner's' most trusted adviser...

- ...Prime Minister Brain.

- Yes!

Come, Pinky, we must prepare

for tomorrow night.

Gee, Brain, what are we going to do

tomorrow night?

BRAIN:

The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Plan for the sequel when we'll try

to take over the kingdom and the world!

SINGERS [SINGING]: They're dinky

They're Pinky and the Brain

Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

NARRATOR: So in the end,

everyone in Acme Falls got his or her wish...

...except for the mime, that is.

I don't know about him,

but that sure was my wish.

ALL [SINGING]:

The good old days were a bummer

Our town was a total dive

But now every day's like summer

It feels great to be alive

To state our message with greater clarity

We now spin the wheel of morality

Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn

Tel! us the lesson that we should learn

And the moral of our story is...

ALL [SINGING]: When you're blue

Buy a clue, try not to mope

You gotta cheer up

And never give up hope

Don't be a dope

You gotta cheer up

And never give up hope

Try to cope

Just cheer up and never ever give up

Hope, hope, hope, hope, hope