Up, Up and Away (2000)

[bunniefuu]

Well?

Well, I Think I'm
Actually Finished.

So This Is It, Huh?

Yeah. Malcolm, We're Finally Gonna
Be Able To Change The World.

And They're Not Gonna Be
Able To Do Anything About It.

Scott Marshall Has The Ball.

He Fakes Right.

Left.

He's Almost In The Clear.

Will He... Will He...

Ooh!

Dad, Are You
All Right?

I'm... Fine.

Nothing Like A Concussion
Before Breakfast

To Make You Feel Alive.

Sorry. I Was Practicing.

We Have A Game Today.

Who Can Be Mad At A Kid
Who's Got A Birthday

In Four Days?

Four Days.

Adam! Scott! Molly! Jim!

Right Here.

Sorry, Honey.

It's Ok. I'm Hearing A Lot
Of That This Morning.

Mom, My Retainer Fell
In The Toilet Again.

Well, Maybe You Should
Stop Drinking Out Of It.

I Wasn't Drinking
Out Of It!

Don't Tease Your Sister.

Adam, Get Down Here!

And They Say Teenage Girls Spend
Too Much Time In Front Of The Mirror.

Dad, About My Party
On Sunday...

Oh, That Reminds Me. I Have
To Order A Larger Cake.

Seems Like The Whole
World Is Coming.

Chocolate With White
Icing, Right?

Right.

Hey, Scooter, Four More Days!

Is There Anymore Milk?

I Don't Know. We Were Just
Talking About The Party.

Oh, Man, It's Gonna
Be A Total Blow-Out.

I Can't Wait. Oh, I Almost
Forgot. You Lose Something?

Oh, Gross!

Adam!
Adam!

Hey. Good Morning,
Marshalls.

Uh, Hey, Randy.

Good Morning.

Ah, What Ya Got There?

Zucchini Bread.

My Mom Made It.

Just Put It On The Table.

Right There.

Yeah.

C'mon, Randy. I Think We
Better Get Out Of Here Now.

Enjoy.

Have Fun At School.
I'll See You, Randy.

Thanks, Dad. Bye,
Everybody.

Can I Make An
Observation?

Your Family Is
Totally Whacked.

We're All Really
Allergic To Zucchini.

Lucky. I'm Lactose
Intolerant.

You Know, You Should Try
Punching Her In The Arm

And Then Running Away.

I Hear Girls Really
Go For That Thing.

I Don't Like Her, Ok?

Louder. I Don't
Think She Heard You.

Hey, Marshall.

Still Think You Got A Chance

Of Being Team Captain
After Yesterday's Game?

I've Got A Better
Chance Than You Do.

Yeah, Right.

I Don't Think Anybody's
Voting For The Choke King.

I Can Outshoot You
Any Day, Rosen.

Wanna Bet?

My Lunch Money's On
The Pigtails.

Ha! Missed!

No. She Didn't.

Ow.

Oh, Man.

Amy, If You Like
Scott That Much,

Why Don't You Just Ask
Him To The Dance?

Mom, Please. I Don't
Like Him, Ok?

Not Much.

I'll Go Get My Soccer Ball.

I Just Thought That, Uh,

If We Didn't Pressure
Him About His Birthday,

It Would Be
Easier On Him.

If I Ever Thought
This Might Happen,

I Never Would Have Made Such
A Big Deal Out Of The Party.

Oh, Don't Forget You're
Soccer Mom Today.

I Have A Trustees
Meeting.

I've Already Rearranged My Schedule.


Ok.

And, Sweetie, Will
You Hurry Up?

Just Being Near This Stuff
Makes Me Weak In The Knees.

Such A Shame.

I Really Love
Zucchini Bread.

Settle. Everyone, Settle.

Now, I'd Like To
Introduce To You

The President Of
Earth Protectors,

The Environmental
Software Company

That So Generously Donated
Personal Computers

To Every Student In The
Eighth Grade, Mr. Quinn.

How're You Doing, Kids?

Yeah, We Were All Born
To Save This Planet.

Thank You Guys Very
Much. Thank You.

Good Morning, Everybody!

How's Everybody
Doing Today?

All: Good.

Good. That's Good.

Today I'm Gonna Talk To You Guys
A Little Bit About The Environment,

And I'm Gonna Hand
Out A Few Upgrades.

I Hope You're Gonna
Recycle That.

Please?

Uh-Huh.

Good Girl.

Now, We've Designed The Software
That Goes Into The Computers

To Be Fun, As Well
As Educational.

Randy: Something Tells Me This Is Not A Video Game.

They Can Disguise It
Anyway They Want,

It's Still Homework.

How Are You Guys Doing?

Keep Up The Good Work.
You'll Be An Earth Protector One Day.

Recycle Those, Guys.
I'm Serious.

We Will.

C'mon, Now. Have
Fun At School Today.

Man, I Hate Kids!

Can't We Just Run Tests On
Rats, Like Everybody Else?

We Just Finished The Pineland Bank Download, Boss.

We Better Get Moving.
We're Gonna Be Late.

Where's Nina?

She's At The Warehouse.

She's Not Expecting
Us For Hours.

Perfect.

Now We'll See What This Little
Program Of Hers Can Really Do.

Yeah, They Gave Us Computers.

But Every Night We Have To
Download These Stupid Programs

On Recycling, You Know, And
Planting Trees And Junk.

You Guys Don't Know How Lucky You
Are To Have Your Own Computers.

When I Was Your Age--

Yeah, Mr. Marshall,
Tell Us.

How Was It Using A
Hammer And Chisel?

Well, If You Don't Mind Waiting For Just A Moment, Sir,

I'd Be More Than Happy To
Access Your Account For You.

Ah, Here You Are.

Oh, I'm Showing That You Have $1.37 In Your Account.

Do You Want That In
Nickles And Dimes?

No. That's, Uh,
That's Impossible.

I Have A Lot Of Money
In This Bank, Ok?

Is There A Problem Here?

Yes. There Is
A Problem.

I Have Money In This Bank.
He's Telling Me I Don't.

There Must Be Some Kind Of A
Problem With The Computer.

Look, Do Me A Favor And Just
Look Again For Me, Please?

Sure.

Welcome To Earth Protectors.

Listen Very Carefully To The
Following Instructions.

Earth Protectors Will Tell
You Exactly What To Do.

What In The--

It's Important To Relax

And Let Earth Protectors Do
All The Thinking For You.

Maybe You Better Make That
Fifties And Hundreds.

[Sneezes]

What's Going On?

Security!

Security!

[Pager Beeping]

Do You Guys Mind If I Let
You Off At The Corner?

I've Got An Emergency
At The Office.

What's The Emergency? You're
An Orthodontist, Right?

What, Two Losers Get Their
Braces Stuck Together?

Dad, Is Something
Wrong With The Car?

Uh, Yeah.
I Think Something Is Wrong With The Car.

Let Me Pull Over
Here At The Corner.

Why Does This Always Happen When Your Dad Drives?

C'mon, Scott. Hurry Up.

You Know They're Picking Team Captain Today.

I'll Catch Up.

Excuse Me A Moment.

All Clear, Dad.

Sorry About This, Son.

But Have A Great Game.

Up, Up And Away!

This Is A Hostage Situation!

So Please Stand Back!

Bronze Eagle!

Honey...

Well, It's About Time.

Did You Walk Here?

Honey...

I Had A Van Full Of Kids.

And I Had A Room
Full Of Trustees.

Didn't You Hear Me When I Said I
Had An Important Meeting Today?

I Swear, You're Always
Doing This To Me.

Honey, What Do You Want
Me To Say? I Tried.

Look. You Told Me To Pick
'Em Up At 2:45. I Did.

Sometimes I Don't Feel Like
You Take What I Do Seriously.

I Totally Appreciate
You, Honey.

Maybe You Could Show
It Once In A While.

Honey, Today... Ok, I
Made A Mistake.

But You Know How I Feel.

I'm Always Soccer Mom For You.

Just Get Here
On Time.

You Know, You Really
Are Super Mom.

Thanks.

That's Nice To Know
Every Once In A While.

[Yelling]

I Got Him!

Say, Honey,
Would This Be A Bad Time To Talk About The Laundry?

Oh, Don't Make Me Pluck
Your Tail Feathers.

See You At Home,
Eagle Boy.

Yes, Honey.

Drive Careful. Put
Your Helmet On.

Fasten It Up.

That's My Wife.

Up, Up And Away!

I Was In Line, Just
Waiting To Cash My Check,

And Everybody Started
Screaming And Yelling.

I Didn't Really See Too
Much Of It, Actually.

But I Know That It's A Good
Thing That Those Guys Showed Up.

'Cause I Don't Think That Anybody
Else Is Gonna Be Able To Stop 'Em.

Certainly Not Me, Anyway.

We'll See Who's
The Best sh**ter.

We'll See Who's
The Best sh**ter.

Pass The
Ball To Amy!

Scott, C'mon! Amy's Open! C'mon!

We'll See Who's
The Best sh**ter.

Well, At Least You've Got A
Career In Field Goal Kicking.

Yeah, You're Gonna Be
Team Captain, All Right.

Pass It Next Time.

She Definitely Hates Me.

Oh, Yeah.

C'mon, Scott! C'mon, Randy!

Hey, Dad.

I Wish You Wouldn't Do That.

Somebody's Gonna See
You One Of These Days.

Relax. I Zip Around At
Nearly The Speed Of Light.

Nobody's Gonna See Me.

And If They Do...

I'll Just Fry A Couple Of
Brain Cells, Baby. Whooo!

Man, I Can't Believe I Missed
The Bank Robbery This Afternoon.

Well, Somehow We
Managed Without You.

And Can You Do
Me A Favor?

Keep It A Little Low-Key
Around Your Brother

For The Next Few Days.

Why?

I Mean, He's Gonna Be
Getting His Powers

Any Day Now, Right?

Well, The Closer
It Gets To Sunday,

It Doesn't Look Likely.

But I Didn't Start
To Get My Powers

Until A Couple Of Weeks
Before My Big 1-4.

You Mean...

Scott Might Be...

Normal?

Yeah.

Yeah. Scott Might Be Normal.

A Bank Robbery!
What Were You Thinking, Malcolm?

You Could Have Destroyed Everything.

I'll Tell You What
I Was Thinking.

I Was Thinking That
Somebody's Got To Pay

For This Little
Scheme Of Yours.

Besides, There's Nothing
Left To Destroy, Ok?

Your Stupid Program
Didn't Even Work.

Of Course It Didn't Work.

It's Specifically Designed To
Work On Adolescent Brains.

Oh.

I'm Sorry I Said
That, Nina.

I Didn't
Know That.

It's Just That-- I Mean,
After You're Done Running All Your Tests,

How Are We Supposed To Get One Of
These To Every Kid In The Country?

I Don't Know. I Hadn't... I
Hadn't Thought That Far.

Exactly. That's
Why I'm Here.

Hey, Honey. You
Still Mad At Me?

Huh? Huh?

No. You're Forgiven.

You Ok With Burgers
On The Grill?

Yeah. I'm Fine.

I'll Light It Just
As Soon As...

Oh. Somebody Used
Her Laser Vision

To Play Forest
Fire With My Lily.

Oh.

Uh-Huh.

[Watch Beeping]
Ok. Time's Up.

You Want To Help
Daddy Out?

Why Don't You Go Light
The Barbecue Grill?

Ok!

Adam, Could You
Please Set The--

Done.

Man, Mom Really Kicked
Some Serious Butt.

...Once Again Proved
That Crime Does Not Pay.

They Successfully Apprehended
Three Robbery Suspects...

Honey, We've Got To Get
Some New Head Shots.

Photographer Called
Yesterday.

Is Your Brother
In His Room?

Yeah... You Know,
None Of The Tellers

Can Remember What Happened.

They Just Handed
Over The Money.

I Mean, No g*ns,
No Note, Nothing.

Maybe They Were Using Some
Kind Of Mind-Control Device.

I Hope We're Not Dealing With
Some New Criminal Mastermind.

Can I Take Him
Out, Please?

Come On.

You Know The Rules--

No Crime Fighting Until You've Done Your Homework,
Young Man.

Hey! If You Melt The Patio
Furniture Again, Young Lady,

You're In A Lot Of Trouble.

[Knocking]

Oh, Hey, Son.

Hey, Dad.

Great Game Today.

Oh, It Wasn't
So Great.

What Do You Mean?

Eleven Steals,
Three Assists--

That's Pretty
Impressive In My Book.

Yeah, But I Missed That Goal.

Maybe You Were A Little Off

Because You Got A Little
Super Strength Coming On?

No, I Was A Little Off
Because I'm The Choke King.

Well, At Least
You're The King.

You Know, Your Mother
And I Have Been Thinking

About A Name For You.

And What Do You Think
About "The Destroyer"?

The Destroyer?

Kind Of Pro-Wrestling, Dad.

Ok. Ok.

But, Dad, Does Anybody Ever
Get Their Super Powers

After Their 14th Birthday?

No.

I'm Afraid Not.

I'm Not Gonna Be A
Superhero, Am I?

What Makes You Say That?

I Mean, You Still Have
Three Whole Days Left.

You Know, There's
Tons Of Superheros

That Didn't Get Their Powers Until The Day Before.

Really?

Yeah. Flame Guy, Rocket
Man, Jello Girl.

So There's Still Time!

Uh, Yeah. Definitely.

Molly, If I've Told You Once,
I've Told You A Million Times--

No Laser Vision
Without Supervision!

Now, Upstairs! Now!

And No Spinach Ice Cream For
You Tonight, Young Lady.

Mom!

Don't Make Me Take Away
Your Broccoli Pudding.

It's Not Fair!

And If You Never Develop
Laser Vision, I'll Be Happy.

I'm Gonna Be The Best
Superhero Ever.

Just Like My Dad.

Are You In Yet?

Almost.

There.

County Jail.
Access Granted.

Unfortunately, Now We Have A
Herd Of Rabid Superheros

Out Looking For Us.

What? Why Would They
Care About Us?

You Didn't Even
Get Any Money.

Please. Don't Remind Me.

Malcolm, We Can't
Let 'Em Stop Us.

I Mean,
We Are So Close To Really Helping The Planet.

Don't Worry, Nina.

They're Not Gonna Be
Able To Stop Us.

Of Course,
It Would Be Easier If We Knew Where They Were.

I'm Sure They Have Some Fabulous,
High-Tech Secret Lair Somewhere.

What Do You Mean,
You Told Him There's Still Time?

Well, Honey, Technically
There Is Still Time.

Jim, He's Got To Face
Reality Sooner Or Later.

We All Do.

I'm Canceling
That Party.

He'll Be Humiliated.

Honey, Just One More Day.

And Then We Can
Cancel The Party.

Who's More Disappointed,
Him Or You?

Honey, That's
Not Fair.

You're Just Disappointed Because
You Can't Brag To Your Buddies.

Honey, You Want Him To Be A
Superhero Just As Much As I Do.

I Just Always Thought Scott Would
Go Into The Family Business.

Yeah, Well, He's Not.

Honey, All He Really Needs
Is A Glimpse Of Some Power

For Us To Have That Party.

Super Strength,
X-Ray Vision...

If He Could Morph Like His Grandmother,
I'd Be Happy.

Oh, Dad, Can I Just
Take That, Please?

Why? Don't You Think
I Can Handle It?

No. It's Not That...

I'll Have You Know I
Was Lifting Redwoods

Like They Were
Lincoln Logs

Long Before You Were Born.

I Was Afraid That--

That It's Too Heavy?

I Lifted Up The Cadillac
The Other Day

With Just One Hand.
Ask Your Mother.

...I Was Afraid That The
Bottom Was Gonna Fall Out.

Well, Why Didn't
You Say That?

You Take Care Of That.

I Gotta Go Say Hi
To My Grandkids.

You Know Your Father.

Hey, Grandpa!

Super Strength!

Just Kinda Started.

Scott, That's
Wonderful!

Did You See That? He Ripped
It Right Off The Hinges!

What Did I Tell You?

One More Day.

When Your Father Went
Through This Phase,

We Had To Put A New
Foundation On The House.

Sorry About That, Mama.

That Is So Cool, Scott!

I Want To See You
Do Something.

Juggle The Piano.

Oh, It Kinda
Comes And Goes.

He Can Show Off
After Dinner.

Have Some More
Spinach, Honey.

You Have Your Super
Strength To Maintain.

Oh, We Had Spiderman And Mary
Jane Over For Dinner Last Night.

They Say Hi.

Any Idea How To Take Webs
Out Of The Carpet?

Ha. Ice And Club Soda.
They Come Right Up.

Hmmm. This Is Some Good
Spinach Casserole.

What Do You Make Of That
Bank Robbery Yesterday, Jim?

Kind Of Unusual.

It Has Me Concerned.

I Think We Might Be In
For A Major Crime Wave.

Don't Even Worry
About It.

Scooter Here Can Pick
Up The Slack, Baby.

Oh, No. I Don't Think So.

A Little Super Strength--

Uh-Uh. He's Not About To Go Out
And Face Hardened Criminals.

He Was Trying To Fly
This Afternoon.

Did You? Did You
Try To Fly?

Maybe A Little.

Did Not.

Molly!

Scott, That's Fantastic.

Honey, Flying's The Most
Difficult Thing There Is.

I Can't Even Fly.

Was There Ever
Any Doubt,

Considering Who
His Father Is?

And His Grandfather.

Scott, I've Been
Waiting For This Day

Since You Were Born.

Man, I Am So
Jealous.

Oh, Come On, Scott.
You Have To Give Us A Little Demonstration.

Yeah. Show Us What
You Really Can Do.

I Want To See You
Fly. Come On.

Uh, Sure.

Let Me Just Go Put On My
Training Cape, Ok?

Yeah!

Fly? I Can't Fly.

I'll Just Say It
Was A Fluke.

I'm Not Fooling Anyone.

I Hope You Two Picked Out
A Decent Name For Him.

My Father Named Me
"The Steel Condor,"

Because I've Got
Muscles Of Steel.

Dad, Don't Get Started.

And Then That Clark "Curl In The Middle
Of His Forehead" Kent Comes Along,

Gets Himself A Publicist,

And Starts Calling Himself,
"The Man Of Steel."

What Does That Make Me,

The Bird Of Steel?

I'm Outside. I'll
Yell When I'm Ready.

As I Was Saying, Krypton!
Krypton! Krypton!

Ready!

Up, Up And Away!

Oh, He Hit The Tree!

Where Is He?

He's Not In The Tree.

Then He's Gotta
Be In The Sky.

He Did It!

He's Flying.

What If There's
A Downdraft?

You Know How Difficult
Those Can Be.

Jim, I Think You
Better Go After Him,

Before There's An Altercation
With A Low-Flying Plane.

Ok. Ok, Honey. Ok.

Up! Up!

Look Out!

Oh, Scooter, You Are
The Man! You Did It!

Congratulations!

Scott, Are You Ok?

Oh, Honey, We Are
So Proud Of You.

We're Gonna Celebrate.

Let's Go Downtown And
Have Some Ice Cream.

I Still Don't
Believe You Flew.

Well, I Did.

Uh-Huh. Whatever.

Molly, Molly.
Let's Go Inside.

Let Me Have A Few
Seconds With The Boy.

I'm Gonna Give Him
A Few Pointers.

Pretty Impressive.

Thanks.
I'm Still Trying To Get My Ears To Pop.

Those Super Powers Of Yours
Just Came Out Of Nowhere.

Yeah. Like I Said,
They Come And Go.

Kind Of Like The Door
This Afternoon, Huh?

With All Those Screws Loose?

Yeah. Pretty Shoddy
Workmanship, Huh?

Well, I'm Going Inside Now.

Scott...

You Know, Don't You?

Yes.

Do They?

No. And They Couldn't Be
More Excited For You.

Grandpa, Please Don't
Say Anything, Ok?

But, Scott, A Superhero
Is Not Supposed To Lie.

I Know, But I Had To.

They Were Gonna End Up
Canceling The Party.

Look, The Party Is In Honor Of
You Becoming A Superhero.

Getting Your Powers!

But Dad Was Gonna Be Embarrassed
In Front Of All His Friends.

I Couldn't Just Let
Him Down Like That.

Grandpa, Please
Don't Say Anything.

Look, I'll Tell Mom And Dad
Right After The Party's Over, Ok?

Please?

Ok. Ok.

Thanks, Grandpa.

I Love You.

Love You Too.

Hey, Son.

Oh, Hey, Dad.

You're Up Awfully Early.

Yeah. With All The
Excitement Last Night,

I Kinda Forgot To
Do My Homework.

Well, Remember, If
You Want To Fly,

You're Gonna Have To
Maintain A "B" Average.

Flying Is A Privilege,
Not A Right.

Yes, Sir.

Welcome To Earth Protectors.

You Have Been Chosen
To Save The Planet.

Listen Very Carefully To The
Following Instructions.

[I]Relax And Let Earth Protectors
Do All The Thinking For You.

Scott, Let's Go.

What Is Taking
You So Long?

You're Gonna Be Late
For School, Son.

Scott!

Oh, That Was Quick.

Hope All The Assignments
Are This Easy.

How Can You Stare At This
Screen So Mindlessly?

It's Like This Thing's
Got You Mesmerized.

I Just Need To
Change, Ok?

Mesmerized...

Good Morning, Adam.

Hey, Dad.

Did You Hear About This?

The Guys From The Bank
Robbery Escaped.

All The Cells Opened
Automatically.

I Bet They're Calling It
A Computer Malfunction.

Yeah. How'd You Know?

A Hunch.

Do You Mind Going By The Bank With Me Before School?
I--

I Thought You'd Never Ask.

Let Me Go Get Dressed.

Oh, Yeah. Oh, Yeah.

At First I Thought The
Criminals Used Some Sort

Of Hand-Held,
Mind-Control Device,

But The More I
Thought About It,

It Could've Been Generated
Within The Computer Itself.

If You're Suggesting That
Our Systems Are To Blame--

No, But You Never Know.

Silver Charge, Take A Look.

I'm On It.

Sometimes, He Gets
A Little Excited.

Good Morning,
Miss Parker.

Good Morning, Scott.

Very Good Work.

Now, Did Anyone Not Do
Their Homework Assignment?

It Really Works!

Every Single One
Of Them! Blue!

What Shall We
Teach 'Em First?

Recycling? Composting?

Love Of Tofu?

Looks Like We Can Make 'Em
Do Anything We Want.

What Are You Doing?

I'm Gonna Bean
Your Boyfriend.

How Weird Would It Be If I
Asked Amy To That Dance?

Really Weird,
'Cause It'll Mean You Got A Backbone Transplant.

Hey. What's With
All The Blue?

What Are You
Talking About?

Blue. You're All
Wearing Blue.

Is It Some Sort Of Pep
Rally Or Something?

I Didn't Even Notice.

Coincidence?

Hey, Randy,
Think Fast!

Hey, Scott, Think Fast!

Why'd You Do That?
Now She's Gonna Think I Can't Catch.

Are You Ok?

Yeah. I'll Be Fine.

What Were You Thinking?

You Were Gonna Catch
That, Weren't You?

Look, I Forgot, Ok?

You Can't Forget
Anymore.

Now That You Have
These Powers,

You're Gonna Have To Be
A Lot More Careful.

Aluminum Foil Is
The One Thing

That Screws Up Our
Molecular Structure.

Too Much Of It Can k*ll Us!

You Know What?
You're Right Though.

I Mean, How're We Gonna
Expand This Thing?

I Mean, We Owe
It To The Planet

To Get This Program Into Every School In The Country.

Look, You Just Leave
That Up To Me, Ok?

You Go Back And Work
On Some More Tests.

We'll Meet Up
With You Later.

Cool.

Bye.

Fact Is, I'm Already
Way Ahead Of Her.

Actually, I Added A Little
Pizazz To Today's Lesson.



You Gave Them Chocolate
Cravings? Ha Ha!

I Can Make 'Em Do Anything I Want 'Em To Do.

Buy Anything I
Want 'Em To Buy,

Watch Anything I
Want 'Em To Watch.

And People Will Pay For That Kind Of Influence.

Exactly.

You See, Nina's Problem Is,
She Wants To Do Too Much.

I Mean, She's Not
Gonna Be Happy

Until She's Saved The
Ozone, Fed The Hungry,

And Made Meat-Eating
ill*gal.

Me, I Have Much
Simpler Desires.

Ten Or Twenty Billion Dollars
Would Make Me Incredibly Happy.

[I]So We're Here To Warn You

[I]That There's A New Criminal
Mastermind In Our Midst.

[I]This Mastermind Is Using An
Ingenious Computer Program

[I]To Brainwash.

Malcolm, What
Are We Gonna Do?

You Were Right.
They're Actually Gonna Try And Stop Us.

Not If We Stop Them First.

[I]We're Currently Working
With Authorities.

[I]And We're Producing And
Distributing An Anti-Virus Program

[I]That Will Disable And Destroy
Their Brainwashing Software.

Cool! I Didn't Know You
Could Program A Computer.

I Can't.

I Just Thought It Would
Buy Us Some Time.

Yeah, And Even
If We Could,

Thanks To Your
Brother,

Whatever Evidence There Was Is Completely Fried.

[I]Thank You. Yes?

Speaking Of Fried,

Is That Your
Chicken I Smell?

Excellent, Excellent.

Ok, Chin Up,
Chin Up, Chin Up.

Shoulders Back Just
A Little Bit More.

Shoulders Back. That's Good.

'Cause Nobody Respects A
Superhero That Slouches.

That's What Happened
To Your Uncle Freddy.

That's Why They
Kicked Him Out.

That's Right.

Thanks For The
Lessons.

Would You Look
At The Time?

No, No, No, No.

Now, The Most Important Thing
To Remember About Takeoff,

Other Than Watching Out
For The Trees--

And Fences!

...Is That You Have
To Go Fast Enough

So Nobody
Can See You.

Especially When You're
Not In Costume.

Well, It's Gonna Be A While Before We Can Practice.

'Cause I Just Kind Of Putt
Along On My Takeoffs.

The Whole Neighborhood
Would Know. See Ya.

No, No, No, No.
Scott, Scott.

That's Why We Practice
Takeoffs At Night.

But You Can Practice
Flying At Anytime.

See Ya Guys Later.

Up, Up And Away!

Keep Your Eyes Open, Son.
Keep Your Eyes Open.

C'mon, Son. Keep Your Eyes
Open. Keep Your Eyes Open.

Dad, What Are
You Doing?

Letting You Get Used
To How It Feels, Son.

I'm Flying! I'm Really Flying!

You're Not Gonna
Let Go, Are You?

No, Not Without A Warning.

This Is A Warning.

Aaahhh!

Dad! No! Help Me!

You Know, This
Is So Unlike Jim.

He's Usually Never Late.

I Don't Know, Judy.
I've Got To Get This Game On The Go.

Oh, There They Are.

Hi, Honey.

Finally.

I Was Getting Worried.

Ah, Because If
You Missed,

I'd Automatically
Be Captain

And I Don't Want To
Win On Technicality.

Try Not To Mess Up.

Mess Up?

Yeah. Mess Up.

Marshall, Rosen,
Get On The Field.

Come On.

Either You Were Practicing Loop-The-Loops,

Or It Didn't
Go Very Well.

It Was Like He's Never
Flown Before In His Life.

I've Never Seen Powers
Come And Go Like That.

Don't Be Too
Hard On Him.

Maybe He's Having
Trouble Concentrating

Because He's So Excited
About Tomorrow.

Yeah. Yeah.

Here You Go.

Thank You.

Everything's Ready.

Excellent.

You Sure You
Want To Do This?

Wouldn't It Be Better Just To Lay Low For A While?

Look, Achieving Greatness
Involves A Certain Amount Of Risk.

Pretty Soon We're Gonna Have 20
Million Young Minds Under Our Control.

If Today Goes Well,
The Superheros Can Provide The Muscle.

There's Gonna Be
Nobody Out There

That's Gonna Be
Able To Stop Us.

Except Nina.

Except Nina.

That's Why I Always
Saved The Day.

Oh, Reach. I'm Glad
You Could Make It.

Wonton?

Oh, Here. Don't
Forget A Napkin.

These Spinach
Puffs Are Great.

Judy's An Excellent Cook.

So, Anyway, Back To Me.

So You Still Want To
Go Through With It?

I Have To. Dad Is So--

Don't Underestimate
Your Father.

He Loves You. Powers
Or No Powers.

So, Whatever You
Decide To Do,

I'll Be Right
Beside You.

Thanks, Grandpa.

Can I Have Everybody's
Attention, Please?

We're Here Today To
Honor And Welcome

The Newest Superhero--

My Son Scott.

I'm Really
Proud Of You.

Recognizing Scott's
Unique Talents,

Warrior Woman And
I Have Decided

To Name Him Warrior Eagle.

It's Time To Take Your Oath.

Do You, Warrior Eagle,

Agree To Only Use
Your Power For Good,

To Fight For Peace
And Freedom,

And To Uphold The
Superhero Credo

Of Truth, Justice,
And Integrity?

Dad, I Have To Tell
You Something...

Uh, Scott, You're
Supposed To Say, "I Do."

I Do.

I Don't Know About
This, Malcolm.

Look, Nina. This Is
Very Simple, Ok?

When Bronze Eagle Arrives,

You Just Slip The Homing
Device Right Onto Him.

Me? Why Me?

Because If You
Don't Do It,

We're Not Going To Be Able
To Find His Hideout.

And If We Can't
Find His Hideout,

We're Not Going To
Be Able To Stop Him.

And If We Can't
Stop Him,

All This Hard Work Will
Have Been For Nothing.

Is That What You Want?

Well, No,
But I Still Don't Understand Why I...

Thanks, Nina. We're
All Counting On You.

Here You Go.

The Door To The
Roof's Welded Shut.

She's Not Getting
Out That Way.

I Think She's Probably Gonna Have A
Tough Time With The Front Door Too.

So Even If Her Friends
Don't Show Up,

This Is What We Criminal
Masterminds Call A Win-Win Situation.

[expl*si*n]

You In The Mood For Steak?

Let's Go. I'm Buying.

[Coughing]

I've Got To Tell You,
I Think He's Gonna Be One Of The Best.

[Beeping]

Oh, There's A Woman In
A Burning Building.

Honey, I'd Better
Take This.

I'll Be Back.

No, No. Please?
Let Me Go.

Flash! There And Back!

Why Not Let The
Boy Do It?

I Mean, Woman In A
Burning Building--

That's Superheroing 101.

You've Got A Point
There, Reach.

What Do You Say, Scott?

I Mean, Warrior Eagle.

Jim, Honey, I Don't Know.

[Chanting]
Warrior - Eagle!

Warrior - Eagle!

Warrior - Eagle!

Warrior - Eagle!

Warrior - Eagle!

Where's Grandpa?

Hello. Here I Am,
The Handsome Prince.

I Am Coming To Rescue
The Lovely Princess.

Son, This Woman's In
A Burning Building.

I Think You've Got
To Take This.

Right. Uh, I'm All Over It.

All Right, All Ri--

Yeah, Yeah.

Up, Up And Away!

That's My Boy!

Oh, There He Is.
There He Is.

No. Helicopter. Helicopter.

Oh! Eagle. Eagle.

Oh! Yes! Yes!

Ufo.

[Coughing]

Roof. Gotta Get
To The Roof.

Help!

Somebody!

Bronze Eagle!

[I]I'm Downtown At The
Scene Of A 4-Alarm Fire

[I]Which Is Currently
Raging Out Of Control.

[I]And I've Just Been Informed That There's
A Woman Trapped In The Building.

Where Is He?!

Did He Take The
Scenic Route?

What's Up?

Attempts To Rescue The
Woman Have Been Futile.

Officials Tell Me That...

Kid, Where Do You
Think You're Going?

It's An Emergency.

No Kidding, No Kidding.

Nice Cape.

There He Is!
There He Is!

[I]...Attempt To Rescue A Woman
Trapped Inside The Burning Building.

What's He Doing
On The Ground?

The Kid's Gone Into
The Building!

[Coughing]

Somebody?

Don't Worry! I'm Here!

Now Listen To Me.

We Just Need To Find
A Firehose, Ok?

Wait! Who Are You?

Oh.

Never Fear, Warrior
Eagle Is Here.

I Know. It's
Kind Of Dorky.

You're A Superhero?

Long Story. Come On!

We're Sure Not Going
Back Out That Way.

There's A Firehose And
A Ladder! Come On!

Stay With Me!

Where's The Water?!

Why Can't We Just
Fly Out Of Here?

You Can Fly?
That's Great!

No! I Can't Fly!

Go Up. I've Got An Idea.

I Hope You Know What You're Doing.

I'm Right Behind You.

[Coughing]

Here I Come!

Judy, Could You Get Me A
Couple Of Ice Cubes?

I Didn't Rescue My Little
Princess Soon Enough.

What's The Matter?
Where's Scott?

[I]...There's A Kid In A
Mask And A Cape...

Scott?

Jim...

What?

Come On!

What Are You Doing?!

Come On!

No! There's Gotta
Be Another Way.

Come On! Come On!

Don't Be Afraid.

Please Don't Drop Me!

Come On.

Don't Drop Me!

I'm Slipping!

Aaahh!

Don't Worry. I've Got You.

Aaaahhh!

Bronze Eagle!

Dad?

Come On. We've
Got To Get This.

I Can Explain.

Good, 'Cause You've Got A
Lot Of Explaining To Do.

Now Get On Your Bike
And Get Home.

But I--

Now!

Bye.

Kids.

You Don't Know How Disappointed We Are, Scott.

'Cause I'm Not A
Superhero?

No. Because You
Lied To Us.

To Everyone. Because You Almost
Got Yourself And That Woman k*lled.

Because I Embarrassed You In Front Of Your Friends?

Scott, This Is
Not About Us.

Scott, I'm Sorry That You Thought You
Had To Do This Just To Make Us Happy.

But We Love You, No
Matter What You Are.

Powers Or No Powers.

That's What
Grandpa Said.

I Just Saw How
Happy You Were

When Adam Circled The Globe In
Under A Second For The First Time.

And When Molly Could Boil
Water At The Age Of Two...

Listen To Me, Sweetie.

We Love You Just
For Being You.

I Didn't Mean To
Hurt Anyone.

We Know.

Why Don't You
Hit The Showers?

And We'll Talk About
This Some More Tomorrow.

Poor Kid.

Any Concern About His
Mask Falling Off?

Shall We Send Adam Out To Do
A Little Mind Erasing?

No. We'll Be Fine.

The Public Was Too Far
Away To See Anything,

And That Woman Has No
Way Of Finding It.

It's Beautiful, Nina.
That's Just Beautiful.

Did You Kids See That Boy On The News Yesterday?

Oh, Yeah!
You Mean The Stupid Kid With The Cape?

What Kind Of Loser
Wears A Cape?

He Thought He
Was A Superhero.

He Forgot One Thing--
Super Powers!

And Then Bronze Eagle Had
To Totally Save His Butt.

Help Me! Save Me! I'm In
A Burning Building!

Knock It Off, Randy!

It's Not His Fault He Didn't Get
His Super Powers When He Was...

You're Right. Total Loser.

Here's The Earth
Protector Software

For You To Take Home
And Test Tonight.

Be Sure You Review
These Discs

And Return Them The
First Thing Tomorrow.

Don't Forget, It's
Your Homework.

It's Not Your Dad's Fault.

I Know.

I'm Sorry. I'm Sure This
All Doesn't Seem Fair.

But This Means You Can Be
Anything You Wanna Be Now.

Look, Grandpa, I Want
To Be A Superhero.

Well, Stop Whining
And Be One.

How? I Can't Fly!

I Can't Run At
Supersonic Speed.

Look, It's Not The Cape That
Makes Your Dad A Hero.

Think It Over.

[I]Welcome To Earth Protectors.

[I]It's Time For You
To Take Control.

[I]Listen Very Carefully To The
Following Instructions.

[I]Earth Protectors Will Tell
You Exactly What To Do.

[I]Relax And Let Earth Protectors
Do All The Thinking For You.

[I]We Are Here To Help You.

[I]We Are Here To Help
You Take Control.

[I]We Are Here To Help
You Take Control.

Molly?

That Is Not Cute.

Honey, Honey,
Honey, Honey...

Did You Take Some Money
Out Of My Wallet?

No, But I Should Have.

You Already
Cleaned Me Out.

No, No. I Didn't Take
Any Money From You.

Speaking Of Money--

Mom, Did You Borrow Money
For The Paper Boy Again?

Because I'm Missing 20 Bucks.

Ok, I'm Outta Here.

Scott, You Didn't...

No Way.

Wait A Minute.

With My X-Ray Vision, I Can
See Money In Your Backpack.

You Have To Believe Me.

I Don't Know How
It Got In There.

I'm Not Really Into The "Believing
Scott" Business These Days.

Scott, If This Is
A Cry For Help,

You Need To Talk To Us.

Honey, Regardless,
We're Gonna Have To Punish You For Stealing.

What?! I Didn't
Take The Money!

And Lying About
It, Scott.

I'm Holding The
Money In My Hand.

All Right, That's
It. No Soccer.

What?!

For At Least A Month.

You Can't Do That!

We're Picking A
Captain In Two Days.

This Isn't Fair.

No Soccer?

That's What
They Said.

I Can't Believe They Think I Took The Stupid Money.

What I Don't Get Is How Come The
Money Got Inside The Backpack.

I Mean...

It Beats Me, Man.

Weird.

I Would Love To
Know Your Secret.

I Can't Even Get Them To
Hand In Their Homework.

Good Job.

Thank You.

What Are You
Gonna Do To Him?

Nothing.
You Said This Kid Saved Your Life, Right?

I'm Not Gonna
Do Anything.

I'm Grateful.

Perfect Match.

You Know, I Think It's Time
I Met This Scott Marshall.

[Intercom] [I]Good Morning,
Students Of Centennial School.

[I]Please Go To Your
Classrooms Now.

Hey, Did You See That Totally Lame
Adventure Program Last Night?

Stunk. But For Some Reason,
I Couldn't Turn It Off.

Yeah. Me Too.

Oh, Scott.
They Need To See You In The Principal's Office.

Remember, Corporal Punishment Is
ill*gal In This State.

Thanks.

This Is Quite An Honor
For You, Scott.

Earth Protectors
Has Picked You

Out Of All The Students To
Test Their Latest Product.

Have Fun.

Thanks, Miss Parker.

[I]Welcome To Earth Protectors.

[I]You Have Been
Individually Selected

[I]For This Special Earth
Protectors Upgrade.

[I]Listen Very Carefully To The
Following Instructions.

[I]It Is Very Important That You Answer
All Of The Following Questions

[I]Honestly And Accurately.

Ok, Scott, Let's Start With
A Few Simple Questions

About Your Family.

Likes, Dislikes, Weaknesses.

You Know, This Way,
Nina Can Reconfigure The Parameters Of The Software

And We'll Be Able To
Enslave Your Parents.

Scott! Hey,
Come Here!

Scott. Hey. What Was
That All About?

No Idea. It Was
Totally Stupid.

I Just Sat Down And
They Said I Could Go.

But You Were There For
Almost Two Hours.

Are You Sure?

Yeah. I Mean, You
Missed Math And P.E.

Personally, I'd Be Doing A
Victory Dance Right About Now.

See You Later.

Here, Scott.
They Wanted To Make Sure I Gave This One To You.

Now, Forget, Tonight's Homework
Must Be Done With A Parent.

It's Her?

Scott, Watch Where
You're Going.

Why Don't You Watch
Where You're Going?

Sorry. I'd Love To
Stay And Chat,

But I Gotta Go.

And I'm Positive It Was The
Same Woman From The Fire

That Was Getting Into The
Software Company Van.

Strange Coincidence.

The Police Never Found Her
After You Set Her Down.

And When I Went
To The Office,

I Thought I Was There
For Two Minutes.

But Randy Said I Was
There For Two Hours.

They Called You
Into The Office?

Not Because I
Was In Trouble,

But The President Of
Earth Protectors

Wanted To Talk
To Me Personally.

Remember You Said Somebody Was
Using A Mind-Control Device?

Well, This Is It.

Scott, I Don't Think
Anybody Is Trying

To Take Over The Minds
Of Your Junior High.

Yeah, You're All Already
Pretty Mindless.

Ok, But What About When
Everybody Wore Blue?

And Maybe It's Why You
Think I Took The Money.

Ha. Here
We Go.

I Knew It'd Get
Back To That.

Please. Just Look At It.

They Insisted That I Do
It With My Parents.

Ok. Adam, Man The Plug.

If Anything Weird
Happens, Blast It.

I'm On It.

[I]Welcome To Earth Protectors.

[I]Hi, Kids. Today's Lesson
Is About Compost.

[I]There's Nothing I Like More
Than A Big Serving Of Garbage.

[I]So, Kids, Let's Have Fun...

I'm Sure Any Minute Now,

This Thing'll Convince You To Take
Over The World Or Something.

Scott.

You've Got To Take Responsibility
For Your Actions, Son.

Wait.

Wait!

Mom, You're Supposed To Watch This
And Help Me With My Homework.

[I]Welcome To Earth Protectors.

[I]Listen Very Carefully To The
Following Instructions.

[I]Earth Protectors Will Tell
You Exactly What To Do.

[I]Earth Protectors Will Tell You Exactly What To Do.

Good Morning, Ma'am.

Good Morning, Sir.

Excuse Me.
Can I Have Everyone's Attention, Please?

This Is A Hold-Up.

Where's Bronze Eagle?
Where Are They?

Where Are They? They Should
Be Here By Now If It Worked.

The Program Just Said,
Wake Up, Get Dressed,

And Report Here For
Further Instructions.

Nothing Complicated.

Oh, I Asked Them To Run A Few
Errands For Me On The Way.

Well, I Figured They Might As
Well Make Themselves Useful.

Malcolm, Adult Minds Are Almost Impossible To Control.

I Mean, The More
Complicated...

[Crash]

Sounds Like Them Now.

Hello?

Mrs. Rosen Here,
Reporting For Duty.

What Is Going On Here?

I Have No Idea.

Ok, Don't Worry. I'll
Take Care Of It.

You Just Go See What's
Wrong With That Program.

I'll Handle
This. I Will.

I Think We Need To Take A
More Direct Approach.

Thank You, Dear.

Thank You.

Scott, This Isn't The Disc
I Gave You Yesterday.

It's Not?

Remember, Yours Was Different
From Everybody Else's.

Miss Parker.

Scott, Did You Hear?

Amy's Mom Robbed The Bank.

What?!

Boys, Settle Down.

Yeah, The Police Are Out
Looking For Her Right Now.

She Must've Gotten My
Disc When We Fell.

Come On, I Gotta Go.

Uh, The Bell
Has Rung.

What's Going On?

Uh, Sick. Very Sick.

Gotta Go. Randy Is Too.

Sick. Sick. Oh!
Ooh, Tummy!

Oh, Head! Oh!
Uh, Come On!

Randy! Scott!

Hey, Scott, You
Know, At My House

When There's An Emergency,
We Do The Kookiest Thing--

We Call 9-1-1, Ok?
Not Our Grandparents.

[I]You Were Right, Scott.

I Knew It!

[I]E.P. Headquarters.

[I]You Know Where That Is?

Yes.

[I]They've All Gone To
That Location.

It's Gotta Be A Trap.

[I]Well, I'm Gonna Provide
Some Backup, Just In Case.

Ok, I'll Meet You There.
All Right. Bye.

Come On!

It's Just As I Thought.
The Kids Are In Trouble.

They All Got
Emergency Pages

From A Place Called
Earth Protectors.

Scott Thinks
It's A Set-Up.

Well, We Better
Call Somebody.

The Fantastic Four.
Superman--

Superman?
You Think Superman Could Do A Better Job Than Me?

Do You Know
Who I Am?

I'm...

I-I'm...

Aahhhh!

Eeahhhh!

I'm Steel Condor!

Condor!

Condor!

I Hope You Don't Expect Me To
Sew All Those Buttons Back On.

Up, Up And Away!

Up... Up... And Awayyyy!

Ah, I Better Get
A Running Start.

Watch Out For That...

Aaahhhh!

Fence.

Looks Like We've All Been Invited To The Same Party.

And Earth Protectors,
Whoever They Are,

Is Throwing It.

Maybe We Owe Scott An Apology.

Let's Go.

A Little Theatrical,
Don't You Think?

Yes. It Is Theatrical.

Aaahhhh!

A Cage?

I Gotta Tell You,

I Wasn't Sure If This Cage Was
Going To Be Able To Hold You Guys.

Well, Considering The Bars Are
Made Out Of Aluminum Foil.

But...

I Guess That's All Just
Part Of The Game, Huh?

What Exactly Is
Your Game?

Brainwashing Kids?

What's Going On?

Kidnapping Housewives?

Stop Me When I'm Warm.

Malcolm! What Are You Doing?

What Is All Of This?

Look, Bronze Eagle,
You've Got It All Wrong.

We're Not Criminals.

Really, We're Not.
We're Just Trying To Make The World A Better Place.

If You'll Just Give Me A
Couple Minutes To Explain--

Nina! Shut Up!

My Delusional And
Altruistic Friend Here,

Constantly Fails To
See The True Potential

Of Her Own Invention.

I Hope I Don't Come
Off Overly Cautious.

What With All The Aluminum
Foil And Whatnot.

Amy, I Don't Have
Time To Explain,

But Your Mother Didn't
Really Rob That Bank.

How Do You Know That?

I'm Pretty Sure It's Part Of
A Plot To Capture My Parents.

What Are You Talking About?

Look, But You Have To
Trust Me On This--

You Remember That Kid On
The Side Of The Building?

The Dorky One?

Well, That Was Me.

Come On!

Steel Condor To The Rescue!

Maybe I Should Have Taken A Cab.

Adam, Right?

You're... Totally Fried...
When I Get Out Of Here.

You Know, With Your
Powers At My Disposal,

I'll Have No Trouble Eventually
Controlling The Mind

Of Every Consumer In The World.

What Makes You Think
We'll Cooperate?

I Don't.

But, In Another Minute Or
Two With This Aluminum Foil

Soaking Up All Your Energy,

You'll Be Too Weak
To Resist Anything.

Malcolm, Why Are
You Doing This?

Nina, Gimme The Disc.

No.

I Can't Believe I've
Been Such An Idiot.

I Thought That You And I
Shared The Same Dream.

Nina, Look,

There's No Reason We Both Can't
Accomplish Our Dreams Here, Ok?

I Should Have Known The
Day I Caught You Drinking

Out Of That Styrofoam Cup.

Hey, There Were
So Many Signs.

I Mean, All Those
Beef Jerky Wrappers,

And That Leather Belt You
Told Me Came From A Cow

That Died Of
Natural Causes.

Get Her Outta Here, Please.

Maybe We're Recycle Her Later.

What Were We Talking About?

Look!

There's My Mom's
Motorcycle.

I Was Right!

That's Your Mom's?

Aw, Geez, My Mom
Drives A Hatchback.

Hey, There's My
Mom's Station Wagon.

Ok, I Feel A Little
Bit Better.

Ah, Where's
My Grandpa?

He Should Have Been
Here By Now.

We Need His
Reinforcements.

Scott, If My Mom's In There,

We Can't Just Stand
Out Here And Wait.

Let's Go.

Wait. What Are You
Guys Talking About?

We Can't Go In There, Ok?

I Mean, We're Not Superheros.

No Super Powers.
Rawk! Rawk! Rawk!

So What, Randy.
You Don't Need Super Powers To Help People.

Now Come On!

Guys, I'm Probably Not
Your Best Bet Here--

Come On!

Guys! No. No. No.

Sshhhh!

At This Point,

I Probably Shouldn't
Be Surprised,

But Your Parents Are Bronze
Eagle And Warrior Woman?

Yeah, You Got A
Problem With That?

No. Just, Uh, Wondering Why They
Never Came To Career Day, Right?

So, That Really Was You On
The Side Of That Building?

Yeah.
Saving People Is Kind Of A Family Business.

But You're Not A
Superhero, Right?

Right. How'd You
Know That?

Well, You'd Expect A
Superhero To Make A Goal

Every Once In A While.

Hello. Hi.
Yeah, Can We Just Get A Little Bit Of Focus Here?

I Mean,
You Have The Entire 7th Grade To Stare At Each Other.

Am I Right?

We Just Have To Distract
Them Long Enough

To Get Into That Cage.

And Them We Have To Get The
Cuff Off My Folks, Ok?

Oh, sh**t. And Me
Without My Welding g*n.

It's Just Aluminum Foil.

Long Story.

And The Distracting
Part?

Don't Worry. I Think
I Got A Plan.

Great.

Now, We're Going To Have
A Little Training Video.

Don't Move! We've
Got You Surrounded!

Take One Step,

And We'll Be Forced
To Open Fire!

Nah, They're Bluffing.

Don't Worry About It.

Aaahhhhh!

Where Are They?

I Don't Know.

Where's It
Coming From?

Come On!

Get Up!

What? What Was It?

Come On. Let's Go.
It's Those Kids.

They're Around Here Somewhere.
Find 'Em. Let's Go!

Anybody Up For A
Double Dutch?

Go Get 'Em!

Come On!

Wait! Stand Back!

Ah, Yeah...
'Cause, Ah...

One Step Closer,

And You Unleash The
Powers Of... The...

Randinator!

Yeah! 'Cause I'm Your
Worst Nightmare, Ok?

I Have More Powers--

Powerrrrrs

Than You've Ever Dreamed Of!

And You Know What?
There's Nothing You Can Do To Hurt Me.

But There's A Millions Different
Things I Can Do To Hurt You!

Whaaaaa!

Whaaaaaa!

This Stuff. Yeah,
Come On, Tough Guy.

I Can Eat This Stuff
For Breakfast, Huh?

Oww! My Filling.

Ow, Oh!

Come Over Here!

So, I Guess That
Leaves You.

I Got Him.

Scott, You've
Got To Save Us.

What Are You Doing?

Sorry, Kid. I Know
The Foil Hurts,

But I Can't Have You
Messing Up Our Plans.

Play Along.

Ah, My Powers!

Get Him Out Of Here.

Aahh. Oohhh.

[I]Our Plans?

You Can't Do
This Without Me.

There's No Way I'm Letting
You Get Rich Off My Program.

Besides, With My
Half Of The Money,

I'll Just Buy The
Stupid Rain Forest.

Nina, I Think I
Underestimated You.

Three More Minutes And
Their Minds Belong To Me.

Us.

What...? What Is That Doing?

What Is That? What
Just Happened?

Oh, Ah, Nothing.

[I]Download Interrupted.

There. No Harm Done.

[I]Resume Download.

Hold Up There, Boss.

I Think You Might Want
To Use This Disc.

Get Her Out Of Here.

You'll Never Get
Away With This.

[I]Download In Progress.

[I]Time Remaining, 2
Minutes 54 Seconds.

[I]Initializing
Hyperhypnotic Format.

[I]Mind Control
Extensions Enabled.

[I]Commencing Dna
Restructure Sequence.

We Have To Do Something.

[I]Total Program Download

[I]In 1 Minute 15 Seconds.

[I]Initializing Brain Stem
And Cortex Power Drain.

Yes!

Hey, Kid! Come
Back Here!

Gimme That Ball!

Kid, I'm Telling You!
I'm Warning You!

Do Something!

[I]Power Drain Program
Completion In 30 Seconds.

[I]Total Genetic Restructure
In 30 Seconds.

[I]Commencing Temporal Lobe
Reprogramming Sequence.

[I]Initializing Synapses
Scramble Sequence.

[I]Initializing Memory Blanking.

[I]Total Mind Control
In 15 Seconds.

[I]Total Mind Control
In 10 Seconds.

[I]Five...

[I]Four...

[I]Three...

[I]Two...

[I]One...

Yes!

[I]Mind Control Download Abort.

[I]Mind Control Download Abort.

[I]Mind Control Download Abort.

[I]Mind Control Download Abort.

Watch Him

While I Go Take Care
Of His Friends.

That's My Wife.

Ooohhh.

Scott, I Just Want To Say That I'm Really Proud Of You.

Thanks, Dad.

And It's Like I Said,

You Don't Need Super Powers To Be A Superhero.

Yeah, But I Sure Would
Have Been A Lot Easier.

That Should Take Care Of
Any Lingering Memories

Of Our Identities.

You Know, If You
Guys Could Destroy

The Rest Of The
Discs As Well,

I'd Really Appreciate It.

I Realize You Can't Force
A Person To Do Something.

And I Think I'd Like To Go
Back To Saving The World

One Bag Of Garbage At A Time.

Thanks For
Saving My Mom.

You Were Awesome.

Thanks.

Uh, I Would Ask
You Something,

But I Don't Want You To Think It's
Just Because You Saved My Life.

'Cause I Liked You
Before You Did That.

But There's This Dance--

Yes!

Really?

Yes! I Wanted To Ask You, But I
Didn't Think You Liked Me.

No Way! I Thought
You Didn't Like Me.

No Way!

Adam, Don't.

Mom? Dad?

Scott, She'll Be Fine.
She Just Won't Remember

Anything That Happened In
The Last Couple Of Hours.

Now, She's Not Going To
Remember She Likes Me.

If She Liked You Before,
It Shouldn't Matter.

Whoa! All Right,
Down, Sparky!

I Mean, Look,
I Need All The Brain Cells I Can Get.

All Right? I Mean--

Guys? Wait, Guys, Look. I
Promise Not To Tell Anybody.

I Mean Look, Who Would
Believe Me, Right?

I Don't Even Believe Me. You
Guys Don't Believe Me And--

You Know, You Guys Owe Me.

Ok? I Mean, I Practically Saved
Your Lives. Waaaaooo, Remember?

Can I Zap Him Just
To Shut Him Up?

We Couldn't Have
Done It Without Him.

It Would Be Nice For Scott To
Have Someone To Talk To.

Ok.

Yes!

Whoooo! Ok, Come On.

Honey, Is This A Bad Time To Talk About The Laundry?

You're Putting Way Too
Much Starch In My--

Aahhhhh!

Steel Condor!

I'm Here To Save The Day!

Uh, Dad, Dad, Dad.

You're Late.

Darn! I Knew I Should
Have Taken A Cab.

I Better Sit Down.

Oh, Right Over Here.

Now, All We Have To Do
Is Light The Campfire.

Don't Even Think About It,
You Little Fire-Starter.

You Know You're Not
Supposed To Do That.

Who Appointed You,
Smokey The Bear?

Hey?

Hey, Amy?

Pretty Exciting Day, Huh?

What's That Supposed To Mean?

Your Mom Robbing The Bank, And
Finding Out She Was Brainwashed?

Good Thing Bronze Eagle And
Warrior Woman Showed Up.

Yeah, It Was Really Lucky.

Amy?

Uh...

Good Luck Today.

Thanks. You Too.

Try Not To Choke, Ok?

So Much For Remembering.

Is That Burning Rubber I Smell?

Molly!

Aahhh!

Mom!

Mom!

Ok, Let's Vote For
Team Captain Now.

Scott.

Amy.

Scott.

What?

Well, Congratulations, Scott.

You're Ahead By One Vote,

And You're The Only
One Who Hasn't Voted.

Ha, Yeah.

Amy.

What?

I Vote For Amy.

All Tied Up Then.

You Two Ok With
Being Co-Captains?

Yep.
Yep.

You Must Be
Very Proud.

I Am.

Let's Play
Some Ball.

All Right.

Hey, You Know, I
Was Thinking...

Don't You Need
A Sidekick?

I Mean, Every Great
Superhero Has One.

You Know, The Cool Wise-Cracking
Friend That Just Follows Him Around?

Randy? I'm Not A
Superhero.

So, Neither Was The Lone Ranger,
But He Had Tonto, Huh?

Ok, You Want
To Be Tonto?

Actually, No.

But I'd Like To Be
That Kato Guy.

You Know, The Guy From
The Green Hornet?

I Mean The Green
Hornet Was One

Of The Coolest
Superheros Of All.

Yeah, He Is A
Pretty Nice Guy.

I Like Him A Lot.

You Know Him?

Know Him? He Came To
My Birthday Party.