Flintstones, The: Fred's Final Fling (1980)

[bunniefuu]

Thanks for the lift, Barn.

Wilma had to use our car

to run some errands.

Well, forget it, Fred.

It's the least I could do

for the captain

of the Water Buffalo's

bowling team.

[laughs]

Make that the champion Water

Buffalo bowling team, Barn.

[laughs]

After I get the results

of my physical checkup

we're sure to win

the championship tonight.

[laughs]

(Barney)

Uh, here you are, Fred.

The Bedrock Medical Building.

- I'll only be a minute, Barn.

- Uh, take your time, pal.

I'll just sit here

and enjoy the scenery.

[laughs]

- 'What floor, please?'

- Oh, uh, 16th floor.

[chatters]

16th floor, Harry.

Sixteenth floor coming up.

Lets see.

Hmm, ah, here we go. 16.

twang

Wow! These newfangled elevators

are sure fast.

Hmm, let's see,

uh, Dr. Bonestone

Dr. Bonestone.

Ah, here we are.

'Dr. Bonestone.'

'Good morning, nurse.'

Oh, good morning,

Mr. Frankenstone.

Uh, j-just have a chair.

The doctor'll be right with ya.

Eh, it's, uh, Flintstone, miss.

Oh, oh, of course, just have

a chair, Mr. Flintstone.

Yeah, okay.

Oh, boy, I bet I've read

this magazine a hundred times.

'"40,000 B.C."'

[scoffs]

The rate these guys charge

you'd think they'd at least

have some up-to-date issues.

Thank you, doctor.

See you next year.

- Good day, nurse.

- Good day, Mr. Flintstone.

That's Frankenstone.

Oh, yeah, of course. Uh, uh,

good day, Mr. Frankenstone.

Hey, Frankenstone,

fancy meeting you here.

Oh, hello, Mr. Flintstone.

I just got the results

of my checkup.

'Yeah?

How'd you make out, Frank?'

The doctor says I'm A-Okay.

Hey, that's great.

See you around.

Good day, Mr. Flintstone.

[theme song]

♪ Hey the Flintstones

brand-new Flintstones ♪

♪ Full of lots of fun

and new story ♪

♪ Flintstones

all-new Flintstones ♪

♪ With the special kind

of comedy ♪

♪ Hey there it's the same

old g*ng you know ♪

♪ Now they're

in a brand-new kind of show ♪

[thundering]

[electricity crackling]

snap snap snap

growl

screech

♪ And when the Flintstones

meet the Frankenstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

♪ A just for you time ♪

♪ We'll have a great old time ♪

♪ Yeah a great old time ♪

The doctor can see you now,

Mr. Frankenstone.

It's Flintstone.

Oh, oh, yeah, of course.

(Dr. Bonestone)

'Ah, Mr. Flintstone,

have a chair.'

No, thanks, doc, I'll stand.

I'm not the least bit tired.

- Well, how did I do?

- We'll know in a moment, Fred.

Oh, nurse, would you get me

Mr. Flintstone's X-ray, please?

squawk

Oh, nurse, would you get me

Mr. Flintstone's X-ray, please?

Yes, doctor, right away.

Hmm, let's see.

'Flintstone, Flintstone,

ah, here we are.'

Flintstone.

- Here's the X-ray, doctor.

- Thank you.

How about that, doc?

Flintstone

in an X-rated picture.

[laughs]

[laughs]

That's very funny, Fred.

buzz buzz

(Flintstone)

'How about it, doc?

Give me the inside story.'

Sit down, Fred.

I have something to tell you.

Huh? W-what? What? What?

Out with it. I can take it.

Look at it this way, Fred.

I have good news

and I have bad news.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In your case,

it's all bad news.

Bad news?

[gulps]

Come on, doc, I can take it.

How much time do I have left?

Well, let's see.

What time is it now?

Huh? Oh!

Twenty four hours,

twenty four hours.

Oh, boy, only 24 hours.

- 'Going down.'

- Yeah, all the way.

Hey, uh,

how'd you make out, Fred?

Hey, Fred, what are you doing?

Uh, you mind if I come along?

It's my car, you know?

Uh, Fred? Yoohoo, Fred,

uh, can you hear me?

Testing, one, two, three, four.

Oh, boy.

Uh-oh, Fred, we should

be going the other way.

Uh, and on the road,

not rail road tracks.

[horn blaring]

chug chug chug

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.

Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

Oh, that was close, Fred.

Come on, pal, snap out of it.

Hey, Fred,

watch that trash truck.

I think I just heard

Barney and Fred pull up.

Hey, hey, Betty, Wilma.

Why, Barney, you look exhausted.

I, I always look this way

after ridin'

in the Indianapolis Rock 500.

- What do you mean, Barney?

- Fred drove home.

Oh, I don't know

what the doctor told him

but he's sure actin' strange.

The doctor probably told

Freddy had a rash.

[laughs]

Men can be such

little boys at times.

[laughs]

You can say that again.

Come along, Pebbles and Dino.

Let's go home.

[barking]

crash

Yoohoo. Fred.

We're home. Fred!

Where are you?

[sniffing]

[barking]

Fred, are you in there?

(Fred)

'No, go away.'

- 'Fred!'

- Hi, Wilma.

What in the world

are you doing in the closet

holding your fishing pole

and bowling ball?

People spend fortunes

on hot tubs to sit in.

Why can't I sit

in my own closet?

- 'It's a lot cheaper.'

- Oh, I see.

Um, how did the checkup go?

Uh, the doc said I'm fine.

Uh, no problem.

Now would you please

close the door?

You're letting the light in.

Well, alright, if you say so.

Wonder if this could be

the midlife cris?

[laughs]

[Dino barking]

I wanna be alone, Dino.

Twenty four hours.

Why me?

Why couldn't it be Barney?

Hey, what am I sayin'?

Wait a minute, that's it.

I'll tell Barney.

- 'What?'

- 'That's right, Barn.'

Twenty four hours.

Give or take a few minutes.

Oh, golly, buddy.

I, I don't know what to say.

Oh, th-th-this is awful.

Now, Barn old pal,

you gotta be strong.

- Okay, I'll, I'll try.

- Attaboy.

- Hey, say, Fred.

- Yeah, little chum.

Can, can I have

your new fishing pole?

What? Why, you--

[laughing]

I was only kiddin', Fred.

Hey, hey, look, pal.

You can rest in peace.

I mean, uh, rest assured.

I'll-I'll-I'll rember

all the nice things

that you've done for me.

Oh, thanks, Barn.

Oh, yeah, like, like, uh--

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Uh, well, like, uh--

Hold it, Barn, I think

you've just hit on something.

(Barney)

'Huh?'

What will anybody

remember me for?

Yeah, yeah,

th-that's a tough one, Fred.

Look at Wilma over there.

'She's always workin' her

fingers to the bone for me.'

'And tell me,

what do I do for her?'

(Barney)

'Uh, nothin'.'

(Fred)

'And look at little Pebbles

and Dino.'

'What little extra things

have I done for them?'

(Barney)

Uh, likewise.

Yeah, I-I haven't bought

either of them a toy in ages.

Hey, uh, we can all remember you

for doin' nothin'.

Oh, no, Barn,

that's all gonna change.

- It is?

- You bet. Come with me.

Here, pal,

take my new fishing pole.

Oh, gee, thanks, Fred.

It's alright.

Here's my bowlin' bowl.

Wow! Hey, Fred,

how about your new golf clubs?

What? Why, you..

Yeah, why not?

[laughs]

- Here.

- Gee, thanks.

And, and what time

is it, Barney?

It's about, uh, uh,

quarter past three, Fred.

I'll see you later, little chum.

I've got things to do.

Yeah, okay, pal.

Hmm, I wonder what else

he's got I could use.

[laughs]

[babbling]

[barking]

Hey, little sweetheart.

Has daddy told you lately

that he loves you?

[laughs]

And that goes for you too, Dino.

Yuck!

[laughs]Fred.

[laughs]

Hey, you beautiful,

don't go away.

I'll be right back.

Where are you going, Fred?

That's for me to know

and you to find out.

Yabba dabba doo!

Oh, my goodness,

I haven't seen Fred

in such a happy mood for years.

And such a generous one too.

Oh, I gotta get this stuff home

before he changes his mind.

[laughs]

(Wilma)

'Honestly, Betty, Fred actually

swept me off my feet.'

I don't know what got into him.

Well, whatever it is, I wish

it would rub off on Barney.

I can't imagine where

he was going in such a hurry.

cough cough

Oh, dear, there goes the garbage

disposal acting up again.

cough cough

(Betty)

'You're about due for a new

disposal, aren't you, Wilma?'

burp

Well, you know Fred.

He's a do-it-yourself,

fix-it-up man

if he ever gets around to it.

screech

(Fred)

'Wilma, Pebbles, Dino!'

[both gasping]

[honking]

Whoa! That's some snazzy

new convertible, Fred.

And I like your new outfit.

Fred, what on earth's going on?

Merry Christmas, sweetheart!

It's all yours.

A car, a new garbage disposal

and a new vacuum sweeper.

But, Fred, it isn't Christmas.

It is as far as I'm concerned.

Here, sweetie,

this is for you from daddy.

Oh, Dad Claus, Dad Claus.

[laughing]

(Fred)

'And here's a king-size bone

for you, Dino old pal.'

Well, how do you like

the new outfit, Barn?

Gee, Fred,

if I didn't know better

I'd think you were

a famous rock star.

Remember Barn, not a word

about you-know-what to anyone.

Oh, I got you, buddy,

not a word.

I've never seen

so many presents.

Fred Flintstone,

where do you plan

to get the money

to pay for all this?

Well, yeah, Fred, you gonna cash

in a life insurance policy?

[laughing]

P-p-policy. O-o-oops.

Oh, yeah, yours.

Uh, slip of the lip, Fred,

uh, slip of the lip.

Yeah, sorry, Barney.

- Hey, what time is it?

- About, uh, six o'clock, buddy.

Thank you, Barn. I'm gonna

make each minute count.

Come on, Wilma,

slip into this new evenin' dress

and call a babysitter.

The Flintstones

and the Rubbles are goin' out

for a night on the town.

And Freddy boy's

pickin' up the tab.

- Whee!

- Gee, thanks, pal.

Yes, sir, Barn old chump

This convertible

is fully automatic.

Hey, wanna see the top go up?

- Sure, buddy, I'm dying to.

- 'Huh?'

I-I mean, yeah, sure, sure.

Hmm.

- We're on, Chumsy.

- Gotcha.

Gee, that's great, Fred.

What will they think of next?

And it's not all, g*ng,

it goes down automatically too.

Watch.

Well, how about that?

- Fantastic.

- What a car.

I feel just like a movie star.

[laughs]

Me too.

Oh, Fred, would it be too much

to ask where we're going?

Where else, Wilma baby,

but to the La Coo Coo Rocko

Bedrock's finest

Mexican restaurant.

Hey, how about that?Ole!

[instrumental music]

Ole!

- Marvelous.

- Bravo! Bravo!

Yeah, with hot sauce on it.

Oh, Fred, the meal was delicious

and the music was delightful.

It's just like old times.

Yeah.

Oh, boy, am I stuffed?

Another corn chip and I die.

Oops. Uh-uh-uh, a slip

of the tongue, Fred.

A slip of the tongue.

How would you like

a slip of my fist?

Say, what time

is it now, Barn?

(Barney)

'Oh, it's about 9 o'clock.'

Come on, Wilma, let's dance.

But, Fred,

you don't like to dance.

Well, you do, come on.

[instrumental music]

(crowd)

'Ole! Ole!'

[laughing]

That's too fast for me.

splash

[applause]

Way to go, Fred.

[laughs]

(both)Ole!

(crowd)

'Ole! Ole!'

[Fred humming]

[laughs]

I don't know when I've had

such a good time, Fred.

That's the idea, honey,

that's the idea.

[humming]

Oh, I-I don't know

about you people

but my feet are k*lling me.

Oops.

Barney, let me save

your feet the trouble.

[clock chimes]

(Wilma)

'Oh, my goodness.

It's after 12:00.'

(Fred)

'12:00? Is that all?'

Come on, g*ng,

anyone for roller skatin'?

- Roller skating?

- Roller skating?

It's been years since

I've been on roller skates.

Me too.

I feel like a young girl again.

Come on, Fred, stand up.

This was your idea.

Oh, I've never been

on roller skates before, Barn.

I'm only doin' it for Wilma.

I gotta make every minute count.

Well, if you wanna learn fast,

there's only one way.

Yaw! Whoa! Whoa!

Hey, look, Barn,

I'm skatin', I'm skatin'.

[laughs]

I believe he's got it.

Why, Fred,

you're a terrific skater.

How about that, Wilma?

From a cheapskater

to roller skater.

[laughing]

- Oh, I'm tired.

- Oh, yeah, me too.

Well, how about it, neighbors?

Isn't this a ball?

A roller ball?

[laughing]

Okay, come on, Fred,

we-we're pooped.

When are you

gonna call it quits?

- Oops.

- Call it quits?

[disco music]

Hey, look alive, group.

It's disco time!

- Disco time?

- Disco time?

[disco music]

(Wilma)

Come on, Betty,

let's get these playboys home.

I'm with you, Wilma.

[snoring]

[honking]

[snoring]

Huh, Gabriel? Is that you

blowing your horn?

Hey, where are all the clouds?

The wings?

Wh-where are my wings?

'Is that the pearly gates?'

[barking]

Dino, what are you

doin' up here?

You don't have

to follow me everywhere.

[barking]

Hold it, I'm still here.

This is my own bedroom.

screech

Wilma, Betty, Barney,

what time is it?

Now, now, calm down, dear,

take it easy.

It's okay, Fred.

It's five o'clock

in the afternoon.

Huh? Five o'clock.

We let you sleep in, Fred.

You were dead to the world,

oops.

[laughing]

I soon will be.

My 24 hours are up.

Wilma, I've gotta talk fast.

I've gotta tell you something.

Fred, you've got a lot

of 24 hours left.

Huh? I have?

While you were sleeping,

the doctor called.

Oh, yeah, there was mix-up

in the X-rays, Fred.

A mix-up? You mean, I'm not

loaded with faulty plumbin'?

The nurse mixed up your X-ray

with Mr. Frankenstone's.

And faulty plumbing

is perfectly normal for him.

You mean, you mean I'm okay?

I'm not gonna you-know-what?

- Oh, you're fine, Fred.

- A-Okay.

Oh, you old sweetheart.

You didn't wanna worry us.

You kept this to yourself

and just wanted

to show me a good time.

Oh, Fred!

mwah

Yeah, the things I should

have been doin' all the time.

Hey, this calls

for a celebration.

'Wilma, call a babysitter.'

'We're all goin' out

in the town.'

- Oh, no, not again.

- Oh, no.

[disco music]

Hey,senorita, haven't I

seen you around here before?

[laughs]

Oh, Fred!

Barney, why the long face?

Fred is going to be alright.

Yeah, but, uh,

it just dawned on me.

I'm gonna have to give him back

his bowling ball

and his fishing pole.

- Oh, Barney.

- I'm just kidding, Betty.

You know, Fred,

when I dance with you

it's, oh, it's like

we're in heaven.

Oops, sorry.

That's okay, honey.

Yeah, we must be.

- I've got an angel in my arms.

- Oh, Fred.

[laughing]

Yabba dabba doo!

mwah

[theme music]