Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002)

[bunniefuu]

[Mechanical rumbling]

[Children screaming]

[Dinging]

[Rumbling stops]

[Rumbling resumes]

[Children screaming]

[Gate creaking,
man speaking indistinctly]

[Children laughing]

Hello, everyone.

We want to welcome
a very special guest

to our park today...

the president's daughter.

...Woman:
Big smile. Big smile.
...[Camera shutters clicking]

Hello, Alexandra.

Where's your father?

He'll be here.

I'll make sure of it.

Well, hey there,
little miss first lady,

I'm Dinky Winks, owner
of this fine establishment.

You ready to ride the ride
and shrill to the thrills,
spills, and chills?

Yes, I am.

Right this way!

[Mechanical rumbling]

Of course, that behind me...
the world-famous Whippersnapper.

...[People screaming]
...Guaranteed to make
grown men howl

...like a cub woke
at weaning time.
...[Yawns]

Over on our left...

...Whoa!
...Whoa!
...Whoa!

The NerveWracker...
oh-h*, painful.

[Clanging]

Good fun.

On your other left

is, uh, well,
my personal favorite...

the Vomiter.

Now, we tell people

not to ride it
on a full stomach,

but you know folks.

They just don't listen.

[Person retches]

But...

why bother with any
of those?

You're here
for my latest and greatest.

For your personal amusement
and complete gratification,

I humbly offer...

the Juggler.

[Suspenseful music plays]

But is it fast?

...[Mid-tempo music plays]
...[Chuckles]
Is it fast?

Well, let's see, shall we?

The riders are strapped
into the bubble.

[Hydraulic hissing]

[Grinding]

The hydrobot lifts the bubble
high into the air.

[Mechanical squealing]

[Chuckling]

And spins it round and round
as fast

as the United States government
will allow.

[Clicks]

[Air rushing]

...Whoa!
...Whoa!

The bubble spins, turns,
flips, and bounces.

[Clicks, air rushing,
people screaming]

...Aah!
...Aah!
...Aah!

And then... it juggles you.

[Mechanical rumbling, hissing]

...Whoa!
...Whoa!
...Whoa!
...Whoa!

[Carnival music plays]

I want to go on!

[Air hissing]

[Chuckles]
I thought so.

Now, understand... the override
precautions are top-notch,

modified by yours truly.

I thought her father
was supposed to be here.

Man: The president
has more pressing business

than to spend
an entire Sunday

in a theme park.

No one's that busy.

[Air hissing]

Have fun, kid.

[Clicks]

...[Beeping]
...We'll take it a little slow,

just make it fun.

[Clicking,
mid-tempo music plays]

[Chuckling]

...[Clangs, music stops]
...[Gasps]

[Indistinct conversations,
beeping]

...[Air hissing,
light music plays]
...Mm-hmm.

Can't you get her down?

Somebody's jammed
the override.

Why, that
little troublemaker.

[Music intensifies]

Remain calm.
Remain calm.

We are the Secret Service.
Everything is under control.

...There's nothing
we can do, sir.
...What?

The weight of our agents
will prevent us from ascending

the shaky precipice
on which she now stands.

She'll fall.

Don't we have
any smaller agents?

Bring me agents SK1 and SK2.

...Coming through.
...Coming through.

[Music intensifies]

[Music stops]

[Electric guitar plays]

We're ready.

Use this... the latest gear.

We get to keep them
afterwards?

...[Beeping,
mechanical grinding]
...N- No.

Yes.

Of course.

Let's rock.

You're sure
they can handle this?

[Metallic clanging]

If not,
there are two others who can.

Bring me agents SK3 and SK4
as backup.

Ugh.

Ugh.

[Panting]
We got company.

[Music continues]

[Beeping]

Gary and Gerti...
what are they doing here?

Ugh.

[Music intensifies]

Ugh.

[Beeping]

Ugh!

[Metallic clang]

Excuse me there, sport.

Where did you get that?

Latest
in electro-riser technology,

with new composite materials
and A.I. brainology.

[Chuckles] I can see

you don't know
what I'm talking about.

Gary, this is my rescue.

We'll take it from here.

"Latest gear," my butt.

No, no, no!

You'll just make it worse!

[Mechanical rumbling,
people screaming]

Now you done it.

Over here!

Get away from me!

Alexandra, take my hand!

Back off!

I want my father
to come up here and get me.

But he's the president
of the United States.

No, he's my father.

He was my father
before he ever became president,

and he should still
be my father now.

[Stamps foot]
I want him up here!

Sir, we have a situation.

She's got the Transmooker.

This is now
a code-red situation.

Get her down now!

The point is,

you and your father
need to have a talk.

Up here may not be
the best place.

Come with me,
and I promise you,

...[Mechanical clunking]
...the two of you will have
that talk.

How can you promise that?

I'm Level 2.

I can order him
to talk to you.

[Clunking continues]

[Beeping]

[Air rushes]

Hi, Gerti.

Whatcha doing?

I'm trying to stop the ride.

...Without disengaging
the axis?
...Exactly.

Then stop what you're doing.

You see, the ride
is designed to work
like a giant magnet.

If you reverse
the polarization,

bye-bye,
president's daughter.

[Beeping, computer hums]

[Clicking]

[Mechanical grinding,
people screaming]

See you around.

[Air rushes]

[Exhales]

...[Clinks]
...Okay.

Wait.

I took this from
my father's office this morning.

I'm sure he'll want it back.

Careful!

Look, Cortez, you take her down,
and I'll take this down.

That way, we both look good.

I'm not doing this
for looks, Gary.

[Mechanical buzzing]

[Cheers and applause]

Thank goodness
you're all right, Alexandra.

We were worried sick.

...[Mechanical buzzing]
...Oh, boys.

I think this
is what you're looking for.

She swiped it
from the president.

Oh, you're in big trouble
this time, missy.

Wait a minute.

I promised her
she could talk to her father.

Oh, she'll talk to him,
all right.

We'll make sure of that.

[Dramatic music plays,
tires squealing]

[Helicopter blades whirring]

[Beeping]

[Mechanical grinding]

[Mid-tempo music plays]

[Thumps]

[Air rushing]

[Thumps]

[Air rushing]

[Thumps]

[Air rushing]

[Easy jazz music plays]

So, you want
the Ukata assignment, huh?

Your duties are assigned
to you by the agency...

same as everyone,
same as me.

I know. It's just
that we've learned so much.

Juni and I are more
than capable of taking
bigger assignments.

But that's not
your decision to make.

The Spy Kids organization
is still new,

and if you're a Level 3
or even a Level 2,

you cannot
go on a mission alone.

You need more experience.

[Beeping]

Come on.

Okay, Mom, if you're looking
for top-secret information,

just go straight
to the source.

[Beeping]

Woman:
Welcome to the Pentagon.

How did you do that?
You can't do that.

There is no hacking
in this household.

I know. Sorry.

[Sighs]
Show me that again.

[Inhales]

I know this hair thing
is one of my weakest points.

...[Rubberized squeaking]
...Wait one minute.

You're gonna look cool.

In fact, you're looking cooler,
right? Like me.

Like Poppy.

[Strained] And it's kind
of em-o-tion-al to me.

You know? Uh-oh.

A knot.

We are gonna...

[Rubberized groaning]

You...

Uh-huh, uh-huh.
We got it.

That's my boy.

Last touch.

Hup, hup.
[Sniffles, clears throat]

You want me
to tie it for you?

No, it's okay.
R.A.L.P.H. can do it.

[Mechanical grinding, beeping]

Bow tie, R.A.L.P.H.,

and not too tight.

[Metallic grinding,
beeping continue]

Thanks, R.A.L.P.H.

[Air rushes, beeping stops]

Interesting.

But...

he can never, ever
replace...

me.

Pow.

Not yet, but I think

that new upgrade
comes in next week.

Uh-huh.

[Slow piano music plays]

Oh.

[Chuckles]
Only joking.

Hey!

[Clicks tongue]

Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids.

Ki...

Joking?

Thank you.

Yes, ma'am.

Okay. Remember, kids,

this is a very important night
for your father.

And if he's named director
of the O.S.S.,

be sure to stand up
and give him a big hug,

all right?

What if Dad doesn't win?

Well, then,
give him a bigger hug.

[Mid-tempo music plays]

[Speaking Chinese
indistinctly]

Oh, Yao Ling, Wa Ling,

this is Danielle
and Dione Daluc.

...Hello.
...Hi.

They created Infolink, sort of
an online trading system

for swapping
international secrets.

[Indistinct conversations]

Hi.

Oh, hey.

Hello.

Champagne?

Can't have any of that.

Sorry.

[Indistinct conversations
continue]

Something doesn't feel right.

No wonder...
your buddy's here...

your buddy
with the weird laugh.

He does not have
a weird laugh.

We were just...
talking about you.

Really?

[High-pitched laugh]

Wow.
You look great, Carmen.

...You want to dance?
...Sure.

I don't think that's
a good idea, Gary.

Family rules say you need to
ask my father's permission.

You know, you should have had
that suit tailored, Juni.

It's bunching up
around your gut,

and it makes your head
look way too big.

You have to excuse
my little brother.

He's still a little upset
about the... Juggler incident.

A good agent
controls his temper.

[Dings]

Just be glad
my dad isn't here.

He gets really psycho
about this sort of thing.

[Mid-tempo waltz plays]

Hi, Dad.

Um, you remember Gary.
He's in our organization.

I was just asking your daughter
for a dance.

You know how to dance?

Fairly well, sir.

What kind of dances?

All types of dances.

...What about tango?
...Yes.

...Mambo?
...Fairly well.

...Rumba?
...Yes.

...Cha-cha-cha?
...Seven steps.

...Bossa nova?
...Mm-hmm.

...Merengue?
...Of course.

What about waltz?

Y-Yeah, I can waltz.

Show me.

[Music continues]

Right.

[Both laughing]

Something like that.

All right.

You can go to dance.

[Chuckling]

Watch your older sister.

[Woman laughing,
indistinct conversations]

[Dramatic music plays]

[Indistinct conversations,
light jazz music plays]

[Heavy marching]

Alexandra?

Yes?

What are you doing in there?

Dancing.

Do you always carry
this many Secret Service around?

My dad's idea...

he's gotten
a little... paranoid.

Well, would you dance...
with me?

No.

All right,
hold on a second, guys.

Level 2... break it up!

[Heavy footfalls]

Why not?

[Swiveling sounds]

I only dance...

ballet.

[Swiveling sounds]

What
an incredible coincidence.

[Dramatic music plays]

So do I.

[Fabric sliding]

[Dings]

[Music continues]

[Dings]

[Music continues]

Well, Juni, I must say,

you're a man
of many talents.

[Music slows]

One tries.

[Clinking, music stops]

Uh, could you find your seats?
We're ready to start.

[Fabric cinching]

I must go.

[Indistinct conversations]

[Heavy footsteps]

[Fabric thumps]

...[Shuffling]
...Man: Ladies and gentlemen,

the president
of the United States.

[Cheers and applause]

[Cheers and applause]

Thank you.

[Electricity humming]

I am proud of the O.S.S.

and their newly formed
Spy Kids division.

For their outstanding
accomplishments yesterday.

Gary and Gerti Giggles

not only saved
my daughter...

What is he talking about?!
I saved her!

Juni...

But more importantly,
if not most importantly,

they safely retrieved
the Transmooker device

that my daughter accidentally
took from my office

earlier that day.

Now it is my great pleasure
to announce

the new director
of the O.S. S... .

[Beeping]

Gregor...

[Electricity crackles, hums]

...Donnagon Giggles.

[Cheers and applause]

Gary and Gerti Giggles

are the kind of agents
we need

to turn the O.S.S. around.

I am proud to award them

...these Level 1 badges,
...[Audience murmuring]

...What?
...which will enable them
to take on real missions,

something challenging,
like the Ukata assignment.

Yes!

...[Audience murmuring]
...I wanted that assignment.
This is so unfair.

I am proud to claim them

as our organization's
top Spy Kid operatives!

Something's not right.

And I'm also proud

to claim them, of course,

as my children.

This is all wrong.

To our Spy Kids.

...To our Spy Kids.
...To our Spy Kids.
...To our Spy Kids.

To our Spy Kids.

[Guzzling]

[Gulps]

...[Dramatic music plays]
...Woman: Whoa.

Ohh.

[Coughing]

This... ugh! Ohh.

[Clattering]

...Ugh.
...Ugh.
...Ugh.
...Ugh.

Ugh.

[Dramatic music plays,
indistinct conversations]

...[Snoring]
...[Snoring]

Boy: Secure the perimeter!

[Indistinct conversations]

Sleepers.

They're after
the Transmooker device!

[Up-tempo music plays]

[Gate clangs]

[Knuckles cracking]

Take 'em down.

...Aah!
...Aah!
...Aah!
...Aah!

Ugh! Aah!

Yaah!

[Indistinct shouting]

...Pull!
...Pull!

Whoa!

...Whoa!
...Whoa!

...Whoa!
...Whoa!

[Indistinct shouting,
glass shattering]

Ugh!

[Woodwind plays light tune]

Ugh!

[Up-tempo music plays]

Aah!

[Groans]

Yah!

[Fire igniting]

Whoo!

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hyah!

...Hyah!
...Ugh!

Ugh!

...[Crunching]
...Aah!
...Ow!

Hoo! Hoo!

[Indistinct shouting]

[Electricity humming]

[Whirring]

Eeyah!

Ugh!

Get off, squirt.

Ugh!

...Ugh! Ugh!
...Ugh!

Give me that back!

...Ugh!
...Ugh!

...Ugh!
...Ugh!

[Indistinct shouting]

[Electricity humming]

[Electricity crackling]

[Humming stops]

[Electricity crackling]

[Indistinct shouting]

...Huh-ugh!
...Ugh!

...Ahh!
...Ugh!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

Ow!

[Indistinct shouting]

[Clinking]

[Rumbling,
indistinct shouting]

[Rumbling intensifies]

[Indistinct shouting
continues]

[Rumbling continues]

[Indistinct shouting]

[Rumbling]

[Air rushing]

[Clanging]

[Rumbling]

Ohh. Ohh.

...Uh. Uh. Uh.
...Ugh.

...You all right, sir?
...Yeah.

...Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
...Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh!

[Indistinct conversations,
whirring stops]

Come here!

Juni, get off of him!

[Panting]

[Dramatic music plays]

No, no. They took
the Transmooker device!

They took
the Transmooker device!

[Indistinct conversations]

[Heavy footfalls]

...[Children speaking
indistinctly]
...Woman: The following
Spy Kid cadets

please report to the psychic
abilities seminar...

...[Beeping]
...Mike Cardenas
and Daniel Duluth.

[Slow music plays]

...It's my turn, too.
...Are you sure?

All right, your last name is?

[Indistinct conversation]

[Beeping]

Hold on a second.

I had the Transmooker
in my hand,

but you know Juni...

he wanted to claim it
for himself.

...Okay, that should do it.
Thank you, son.
...Right.

If that Transmooker device
falls into the wrong hands...

we're doomed.

Thank you, Mr. President.
That'll be all.

[Echoing] We're doomed!

Understood, sir.

[Music continues]

[Dramatic march plays]

[Electricity humming,
rumbling]

Here.

[Music intensifies]

[Music stops]

[Mid-tempo music plays]

[Mid-tempo music plays]

Man: "Floop's Fooglie"...

Starring Minion...

and Carmenita...

[Sighs]

[Mechanical grinding]

Thanks.

[Water dripping sounds]

[Pop, slide whistle]

[Pop, spring boings]

[Slow music plays]

I was fired.

I know.

I hacked
into the O.S.S. data files

and saw the news.

It was probably my fault,
I suppose.

[Sighs] I'm sorry.

Well, I guess that's that.

Let's go to the tree house.
I got an idea.

[Water drips]

[Thuds, clangs, crashes]

I guess
I could always set up

a small detective agency
out here or something.

[Sighs] You're thinking
small again, Juni.

The old tree house...

needs
another helicopter pad.

It needs a paint job,
is what it needs.

[Creaks open]

[Beeping]

[Rumbling]

[Air hissing]

[Rumbling]

[Thuds]

Woman: Your name?

Carmen Elizabeth Juanita
Echo Sky Brava Cortez.

...[Beeping]
...Woman: Your name?

Juni Rocket Racer
Rebelde Cortez.

[Beeping]

[Mechanical rumbling]

[Beeping]

You know...

I'm kind of looking forward
to retirement,

get back to all the projects
and dreams I left behind.

Oh, stop it, Juni.

[Electricity crackles]

[Beeping]

Look, do you want
your job back or not?

That's right...
reinstated Level 2.

So now we can get back
the missing Transmooker.

How?

[Mechanical rumbling]

[Mechanical grinding,
air hissing]

[Clinks]

[Air hissing]

Looks like Gary and Gerti
are about to get briefed

on the Ukata assignment.

We should listen in.

[Keyboard clacking,
computer beeping]

Is R.A.L.P.H. still
at your office?

If they haven't
cleaned it out yet.

[Beeping,
mid-tempo music plays]

[Alarm beeping]

[Mechanical grinding]

R.A.L.P.H.,
get to the briefing room.

We need you to spy
on Gary and Gerti.

Make sure no one sees you.

[Mechanical grinding]

[Music continues]

[Indistinct conversations]

[Grinding continues]

[Music stops, grinding stops]

[Music resumes,
grinding resumes]

[Indistinct conversations
continue]

[Peep]

[Spring boings,
xylophone plays scale]

[Slow jazz music plays]

...[Mid-tempo music plays]
...Donnagon: There is
a Bermuda Triangle of sorts

off the coast
of Madagascar.

As you may remember,
this is an area

where some of our O.S.S. cargo
ships have been disappearing.

Good boy, R.A.L.P.H.

The survivors
of these disappearances

tell delusional tales

of a mysterious island
populated by strange creatures.

Obviously, no land mass
is located anywhere near there,

...so these tales were
dismissed, and the agents fired.
...[Computer beeping]

However...

the magnet ship that captured
the Transmooker device

was last seen
in this same area.

So, we need a small ship,

piloted by two small agents

to go in and take
a closer look.

If you find anything
out of the ordinary,

you return,

you report it back here.

...We accept.
...We accept.

You bet we accept.

Come home, R.A.L.P.H.
Good work.

[Mechanical whistle]

It's a great assignment,

but Gary and Gerti have it,
and I'm fired.

And I'm reassigning you
to the O.S.S.

...Don't tell me
you're hacking into...
...Already done.

[Beeping]

Level 2 status...

reinstated.

Carmen, you can't do this.

I already did it.
I'd take it one step further.

We're assigning ourselves
to the Ukata assignment.

I'm programming a new
destination for Gary and Gerti.

Now, that,
I got to be a part of.

[Air hissing, clinking]

Woman:
State your name, please.

[As Gary Giggles]
Gary Giggles.

Access denied.

It knows you're not him.

[Imitates Gary's
high-pitched laugh]

Confirmed.

[Keyboard clacking]

[Beeping]

New destination?

How about...

Gobi Desert?

Stop it, Juni.

What?

Don't want your boyfriend
to go so far away?

He's not my boyfriend.

Okay, then.

Destination confirmed.

There.
What did we just do again?

We're gonna get
the Transmooker device back

so we can clear your name.

We just have to solve
the case

before anybody finds out
what we're up to.

Are you with me?

Okay.

Then let's go.

[Air hissing, clinks]

[Gasps]

[Dramatic music plays,
mechanical rumbling]

[Clanging]

[Mechanical grinding]

...[Music slows]
...Hello?

[Clicking]

Hello?

...[Music stops]
...Hey, what are you doing
up there?!

Sorry, we thought
you were somebody else.

Who gave you a key?

Did you forget
who built you this place?

[Mechanical rumbling]

Come down from there.

[Mechanical grinding]

[Mechanical rumbling]

I brought you
all-new gadgets.

Check it out...
the very latest spy watch...

total communication center,

right there on your wrist.

Cellphone, Internet access,
satellite TV...

you name it.

That baby will do
everything but tell
you what time it is.

It doesn't tell time?

No, there was so much
stuffed into it,

there was no more room
for the clock.

Cool.

Are you sure these are new?

We can't be running around
with outdated equipment.

Close your eyes
and hold out your wrist.

I'm gonna give you

the one gadget
you should always carry.

A rubber band?

No, it's
a Machete elastic wonder.

...[Snaps]
...It's a rubber band.

Yeah, but it's also
the world's greatest gadget...



and the important thing

is you have to figure out
what those uses are... with this.

He's right.

Use number one...
a stylish bracelet.

Use number two...

...[Snaps]
...Ahh!

I'm gonna make a fortune
with these.

[Clicks,
dramatic music plays]

[Electricity humming]

[Thuds]

[Blades whirring]

[Blades whirring]

Are you sure
this is going to work?

Just be cool.

As far as anybody knows,
you're back on the force.

Hey, Uncle Felix.

Oh. [Chuckles]

I'm not your uncle.

I know. It's just easier
to call you that.

Um, you don't mind, do you?

Of course not.
[Chuckles]

[Beeping]

Well, welcome back, Juni.

Says here
you were reinstated.

Sure does, doesn't it?

He was fired and rehired
all in the same day.

Okay.

Let me bring up the keys
to the DragonSpy Five.

[Mid-tempo music plays]

Cake.



Wow. You're looking good
with the new gear, Carmen.

...Their latest stuff.
...Very cool...

only we had that weeks ago.

Here's what's really new.

Nanotechnology...

everything you're wearing
is right here on my wrist.

[Beeping]

It's superaccurate
and, oh, so light.

It even tells time.

How did you get that?!

Well, it's all prototype,
Juni.

You can't be running
around with those
mass-produced gadgets.

Just means
everyone's got them.

I always go
with the prototype.

...Sure,
they're a little... buggy,
...[Velcro tearing]

But I can deal.

l-I accidentally
squashed him

on my way
out of the O.S.S. building.

Uh!

Sorry about that.

He was outdated, anyway,

[Chuckling] so think of it
as a mercy k*lling.

[Gasps softly]

[Air rushing]

Gary and Gerti Giggles,

...[Mechanical grinding]
...you have assignment
SEIKJu9.

Good luck.

Don't hurt yourselves
with that outdated gear.

Remember, an agent
is only as good as his gadgets.

[Mechanical grinding]

What?

You have
the Ukata assignment?

Very nice.

You'll love it.

[Keys jingling,
mechanical grinding]

Thanks, Uncle Felix.

[Mechanical grinding]

I'm not your uncle.

[Blades churning]

Oh, nice sub.

Woman: Welcome
to the DragonSpy DLX.

Seems like they get
more and more sophisticated

each month.

Everything is automated!

...[Beeping]
...Woman: Now picking your nose.

Ugh.

...[Sniffles]
...[Mechanical grinding]

Ugh, little brothers.

[Blades churning]

Let's check our lunchboxes
for mission updates.

[Beeping]

[Mechanical grinding]

[Beeping]

[Mechanical grinding]

[Exhales]

Sorry, R.A.L.P.H.

...[Slow music plays]
...You were the best spy
on the force.

Juni, leave it alone.
He's dead.

Thanks to your buddy Gary.

It was an accident.

You like him and believe him?

[Sighs]

I don't like him...
that much.

[Beeping]

[Gasping]

[Beeping continues]

Gary's a bad guy, Carmen.

Maybe I know that.

I think I can change him.

I do not understand you.

And you never will.

...[Mechanical grinding]
...Woman: French fry, sir?

Uh! Uh! Ow!

Gimme that!

[Mechanical grinding]

[Beeping]

...[Slow music continues]
...Strange... tales
of a mysterious island,

disappearing ships,
mysterious creatures,

and yet,
no information anywhere

on the O.S.S. cargo
or the magnet ship.

What's Donnagon doing there?

He wasn't
O.S.S. director yet.

These are old O.S.S. secrets.

And I know just the person
we can call for advice.

[Mid-tempo music plays]

Who?

# Who? #

# What? #

# When? #

# Where? #

...# Who? #
...# What? #
...# When? #

...# Where? #
...# And why? #

# I delight in #

...# What... #
...# Do I intend to find? #
...# Find #

# This time? #

...# Run around! #
...# Jumping down! #

# Bounce and bound and... #

# Find another way
to duck and hide #

# This isle of... #

# Dreams #

[Mid-tempo music continues]

[Cellular phone ringing]

[Cellular phone beeps]

Hello?

Yes.

...[Air rushing]
...One moment, please.

[Cellular phone beeps]

Cut!!

[Electricity crackles,
music stops, clanging]

[Electricity humming,
mid-tempo music plays]

[Sighs]
Who is it again?

[Gasps]

...[Buzzing]
...Juni Cortez!

...[Beeping]
...What can I do for you?

I mean,
you've done so much for me.

Your robot counterparts

are the surprise
hit characters of my show!

[Laughs] Say hello.

...# Hello #
...# Hello #
...[Electricity crackling]

[Laughs]

Actually, Carmen wants
a word with Mr. Minion.

Oh. He's right here.

[Retreating squelching]

[Thud sounds,
electricity crackles]

[Chuckles]

Minion is practicing
a 4-part harmony.

...You have one minute.
...# Hmmm #
...# Hmmm #
...# Hmmm #

...# Hmmm #
...# Hmmm #
...# Hmmm #
...# Hmmm #

[Door closes]

Bueno?

How you doing, Minion?

Things are a little Floopy
around here for my taste,

but it's a living.

I need some information
on your favorite subject...

the O.S.S.

I need to make a call.

Okay, you ready?

Ukata...

Transmooker...

...[Beeping]
...Woman: The president's
daughter is unavailable.

Manage.

Press "1 " to record.

...[Beeps]
...Mean anything to you?

Smells like the work
of Donnagon Giggles.

[Slow music plays]

He had first contact
with the Transmooker technology.

You think Donnagon's the one
behind all this?

You're talking
to a man with four heads.

Trust me...
the guy is dirt.

What should we look for?

First, find the island.

Then find the Island Man.

That would have been
Donnagon's contact.

Okay.

Thanks, Minion.

Be a good girl
and swat your brother for me.

Oh, I will.

[Beeping]

[Alarm blares,
dramatic music plays]

Something's wrong!
Take the wheel!

Got to go.
Good luck!

Slow down! We're nearing
destination zone.

The radius where all
the disappearances occurred
is right...

Here!

[Beeping]

[Beeping slows]

We've been shut down!

...[Thud sounds, rumbling]
...Hold onto something!

...[Thud sounds]
...Ugh!

[Rumbling]

[Panting]

[Panting]

All power is off...
even the emergency power.

[Sighs]

My flashlight
doesn't even work.

We're stuck, aren't we?

[Sighs]

Let's get out of here.

Rebreathers.

[Snaps]
Rebreathers.

You got to do it by hand.

[Sighs] What next?

[Grinding]

...[Clicking]
...Nope. Hand, Carmen.

[Door rumbles open]

[Sighs]
Unbelievable.

Low-tech!

[Mid-tempo music plays]

Here we go.

[Dramatic music plays]

[Slow music plays]

[Air hissing]

[Coughing]

[Sighs]

Should we travel light
or heavy?

We may not be coming
back down here.

Let's go heavy.

Inflate-a-suits?

We don't have much choice.

[Breathing heavily]

[Inhales, exhales]

At least the masks work.

[Rumbling]

I think it's because
they're valve-operated,
not electrical-based.

It's so strange.

Good luck.

You too!

Stay close!

[Music swells]

[Mid-tempo music plays]

[Air hisses]

[Air hisses]

[Water thumping]

...[Spits]
...[Spits]

...Ugh!
...Ugh!

Ugh. Oh, great.

I'm fat!

Was it supposed to do this?!

It has an electrical
automatic shutoff

which didn't work.

Luckily, we ran out of air
before the suits exploded.

Well, we can still laugh.

[Sighs] At what?

At whatever you can imagine
Gary and Gerti are doing

right about now.

...Ugh.
...Ugh!
...[Dramatic music plays]

[Music slows]

[Birds cawing]

Gerti, where are we?!

Well...

according
to my coordinates,

...we are...
...[Beeping]

I think that...

Ugh!

[Bubbling]

...Ugh!
...Ohh!

Ugh!

Camel poop!

[Braying]

Someone's gonna pay!!

Cordezes...

[Spits]

[Music stops, door buzzes]

[Music stops, door buzzes]

I like your new office.

It's smaller... cozy.

Especially... smaller.

[Paper rustling]

Oh!

So many successful missions.

[Chuckling]
Amazing, isn't it?

Remember this one?

Oh. Which mission is that?

...Mexico.
...[Slow music plays]

Of course.

Hmm.

Actually,
that was the one mission

we never accomplished.

Ingrid...

don't start
with your parents again.

It's funny
you should mention them.

No. When I mention your
parents, it is the exact
opposite of funny.

...[Music stops]
...Doesn't it bother
you that we never got
their full blessing?

...Frankly, you deserve another
chance to show them...
...All right, all right.

Invite them if you want,
but I won't be here.

Tell them that I had a...
I had to go on another mission,

that... that we're having
a little problem on the moon.

My father loves the moon.

[Music resumes]

You invited them already,
didn't you?

Mm... define "invite."

Donnagon: Cortezes.

What?!

I have some bad news.
May I come in?

...Uh.
...Uh.

...Certainly, sir.
...Yes, sir.

...Great.
...[Clicking, beeping]

[Dramatic music plays]

Here he is.

[Door creaks open]

[Door buzzes closed]

[Sighs]

Two of
our Spy Kid operatives

...are lost
on the Ukata assignment.
...[Music stops]

Your children had
that assignment.

I'm so sorry, Donnagon.
How can we help?

Actually,
my children are safe

somewhere in the Gobi Desert,
I believe.

Uh, I'm sorry to say
that Carmen and Juni

are somehow the ones
on the Ukata assignment...

a computing error
of some kind.

...Communications?
...None.

Their DragonSpy ship
doesn't show up

on radar or satellite.

...[Slow music plays]
...Greg, Ingrid,

you guys risked your lives
once before to save me.

Let me go now

and personally bring
your children back.

No. Thank you.

Thank you, Donnagon,

but, respectfully,
we have to do this ourselves.

...If you could provide
tactical backup
...[Air rushes]

and surveillance support
of our efforts,

we'll leave immediately.

Okay, yeah.

[Air rushing]

[Dramatic music plays]

Uh, Ingrid...

I know this may be
a bad time, but, um...

Your parents are here.

[Music stops]

[Music resumes]

[Fabric sliding]

[Air rushing, clinks]

[Beeping,
electricity hums]

[Beeping,
electricity hums]

...[Mid-tempo music plays]
...But you guys told me
you were coming next Tuesday.

This is a very dangerous
assignment,

and you have to wait here.

Well, we want to help.

...Don't worry.
...[Air hisses]

You taught me
everything I know.

Yes...

but not everything we know.

Of course not, Dad.
See you in a few hours.

...Thanks, honey.
...[Air hisses]

[Beeping, keys jingling]

...[Smooches]
...[Mechanical grinding]

[Music continues]

[Mechanical grinding]

I still don't like him.

[Water bubbling]

Juni...

Juni...

was that there before?

[Dramatic music plays]

That wasn't there
a minute ago, was it?

Are you kicking me?!

I'm way over here!

I felt something
against my foot.

There's something under me!
Come look!

Uhh.

I don't see anything, Juni.

Let's just concentrate
on getting to shore.

[Water rumbling]

Okay, it's about 200 yards.

...[Growling]
...If we kick steadily
at one foot per kick,

we'll reach it in, um...

...[Water rumbling]
...25 minutes?

...[Hissing]
...I don't know.

My calculator
doesn't work.

...[Air escaping]
...Whoa!
...Whoa!

Juni, what did you do?!

The air's coming
out of our suits!

We're heading towards shore!

[Low rumbling]

"Travel heavy"!

Good idea!

[Sighs] All right.

Give it a rest.
Ugh. Ugh.

[Sighs]

Okay, we're gonna set up
a campsite,

put up the tent,
build a little fire.

And roast marshmallows?

[Panting]

I can't believe this!

What happened?

...[Mid-tempo music plays]
...Nothing... that's just it.

That was supposed to make
an instant campfire,

and that was supposed to make
a shelter.

[Sighs]

None of our gadgets work.

You mean we have to use
our heads?

Yes.

Ouch.

...[Sighs]
...[Music intensifies]

Big office...

[Chuckles]

Director
of the O.S.S. 's office.

[Sniffles] Big.

[Dramatic music plays]

[Cup clinks]

[Sighs]

[Beeps]

Did you find the source
of equal or greater power?

It emanates from the north side
of the island.

Have you located
the Island Man?

He's somewhere underground.

Yeah, well, start digging.
I'm on my way.

[Beeping]

[Thumping]

[Mid-tempo music plays]

Come on, Juni.

Let's go check out the island.

I just set up camp.

See?

[Whirring]

Sure wish Gary was here.

He'd want to find out
who was behind all this.

[Snaps, thuds]

Aw, man!

All right, let's go.

[Panting]

Wow!

This place is amazing!

Check out that rock!

Looks like a hot dog.

[Panting] Uh-huh.

Well, I've seen enough.
Let's go back to the beach.

What?

Listen.

...I hear something humming.
...[Electrical humming]

[Beeping]

Ugh!

Somebody here has power.

We need to find out who
and for what.

...[Blades churning,
mid-tempo music plays]
...Man: Destination... Ukata.

Estimated time of arrival...
one minute and counting.

How fast are we going?

[Beeping]



Well... go faster.

With pleasure.

[Electricity humming]

Faster.

[Music intensifies]

Faster.

[Strained]
Can't go faster.

Faster.

I broke the fast thingy.

Faster!

[Alarm blaring]

...[Thud sounds]
...Ohh.
...Aah.

Aah.

...[Glass squeaking]
...All right...

now what?

[Water thumping]

[Spits]
This is terrific.

You know,
this is just great.

You really did it
this time, Gerti.

Are you kicking me?

...[Growling]
...No. I'm way over here,
cheese ball.

[Growling]

...Aah!
...Aah!

...Aah!
...Aah!

...Aah!
...Aah!

...[Jaw snaps closed]
...[Growls]

...[Snorts]
...[Bellows]

[Both warbling]

[Both growling]

[Water rumbles]

...[Thudding]
...Aah!

[Hissing]

...[Air escaping]
...Uh. Uh. Uh.
...Uh. Uh.

Ugh!

Ohh!

I'm gonna zap that sucker
to bits!

...[Beeping]
...Come here!

[Honks]

[Static sounds]

[Growling]

Wait!

...[Slow music plays]
...Save it for the Cortezes.

Yeah...

Excellent idea.

I don't get it!
I saw it go through this wall.

I don't get it!
I saw it go through this wall.

[Sighs]
What's your assessment, Juni?

I'd think better
with food in my belly.

[Sighs]

I think we should go up there
and check it out.

Up there...
to the top of the volcano?

Yep.

Not even if my micrograpplers
were working.

Gary would be brave enough
to do it.

Nope.

Nothing you can say
can change my mind.

[Animal cries]

[Breathing quickly]

...What did you just say?
...I didn't.

[Rumbling]

[Animal screeching]

...Race you to the top!
...[Up-tempo music plays]

[Growling]

[Dramatic music plays]

...[Slow music plays]
...Ugh!
...Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh! Oh!

Ah. Volcano.

Juni, stay back.

[Wind howling]

It's not active.

[Squealing]

Aah!

Juni!

[Air rushes]

Aah!

Ohh!

What are you waiting for?!

Get me out of here!

[Strained] If my
auto retractor was working,

I'd get us both
back up there!

Uh. Okay.
I'm gonna grab your hand.

Ugh.

[Groaning]

...Aah!
...Ohh!

[Panting]

Okay. Ohh!

...Aah!
...Ugh!

Oh! Aah!

My cellphone!

...Ugh!
...[Panting]

Why'd you stop?!

...[Rope groaning]
...Something wrong?

Close your eyes.

Why?

...[Snaps]
...Aah!
...Aah!

Juni!

What?!

I'm sorry!

[Air rushing]

How long
have we been falling?

I don't know.

My watch doesn't tell time.

Best guess?

I'd say about three hours.

Feels like four.

[Rushing continues]

How could you be eating
at a time like this?!

You know that tickling sensation
you get when you fall?

Of course.

That pretty much went away
after the first hour.

Whoa!

...[Rushing intensifies]
...Waah!

Aah!

What happened?!

I don't know!
We're floating!

[Air rushing]

Who are you?

...Do you see something?
...Over there, hiding.

What do you want?

I want to get down.

I'm Carmen Cortez,
special agent of the O.S.S.

I'm Romero,

sole inhabitant
of this island of Leeke Leeke...

...sole human inhabitant,
that is.

[Rushing continues]

And you are?

Tired and hungry.

Nice to meet you,
Tired and Hungry.

[Creaks, rushing stops]

...Ahh!
...Ugh! Ohh! Ohh!
...Careful!
You'll crush my island!

Sorry.

We just fell four hours.
We're a little clumsy right now.

You weren't falling.
It was an illusion.

Magic?

[Creaking, air rushes]

Science.

[Animals crying]

[Dramatic music plays]

Quickly,
we must get somewhere safe!

[Slow music plays]

I'm a genetic specialist.

I needed a controlled
environment for my experiments.

The creatures
we've been hearing?

My experiments...

run amok.

What happened?

[Chain links clinking]

I thought I would make
a fortune from it.

Kids everywhere would have
their own miniature zoos,

...right there
in their bedrooms.
...[Animal cries]

A miniature zoo?

God's creatures...
on a manageable scale.

[Elephant trumpeting]

[Birds cooing]

[Trumpets]

Unbelievable.

I called it
"Romero's Zoo"...

...[Lion growling,
sheep baaing]
...genetically miniaturized
animals.

Lions, tigers, bears,
penguins...

[Baaing continues,
elephant trumpets]

Monkeys.

[Chittering]

Monkeys in a barrel.

Careful.

[Screeching]

Careful.

[Monkeys squeaking]

[Monkey trilling,
mid-tempo music plays]

One day,
I accidentally mixed up

two or three
different test tubes

and created
a new species... altogether.

[Music continues]

[Glass clinking]

Romero's Zoo Too...

an entirely new...
miniature zoo...

...[Neighing, buzzing]
...where each species
is unlike

any creature
you've ever seen.

Horse-fly?

[Oinking]

Uh-huh.

Uh... cat-fish.

[Meows]

Spider-monkey?

[Baaing, barking]

[Ribbiting, lowing]

Bull-frog.

[Snorting]

Uh...

slizzards.

...Whoa.
...Stay away from those.

...[Animal barking, baaing]
...And so, I started to think,

..."If only I could make
them all a wee bit bigger,"
...[Animals chittering,
lowing]

You know, for kids
with meatier hands.

...[Sighs]
...[Lowing, baaing continues]

That's where things went
very wrong.

I applied a growth serum,

and they took to it
all too well.

Oh! Oh! Aah!

Whoa!

[Gasps]

[Screeching]

...[Dramatic music plays]
...Oh!

N-N-No!

...Aah! Aah! No!
...[Growling]

And I've been locked up
in here ever since.

[Animal cries]

I'm afraid to go
out there again.

[Chain links clinking]

They've tried to gobble me up
on more than one occasion.

Why do they despise me so?

I created them.

[Animal cries]

Do you think...

God stays in Heaven

because he, too,
lives in fear

of what he's created...

here on Earth?

Stop looking at me like that.

I'm no loon.

What I'm still trying
to figure out

is why this island
doesn't show up

on even
our most advanced satellites.

I created a cloaking
device to shield my island
from curious eyes.

Anything electronically
powered that comes
within a mile radius

instantly shuts down.

Any radar that passes
over me is displaced,

creating the illusion
that my island doesn't exist.

[Snaps fingers]
The Transmooker device.

How did you know?

Your cloaking device
is highly coveted.

People everywhere are trying
to get their hands on it.

[Gerti screams distantly]

Are you sure
we're the only humans here?

[Chain links clinking]

There they are...

two children,
judging by their size.

What is this?

It's a miniature
of the island.

[Animals howling, screeching,
baaing, trumpeting]

The center point of
the volcano provides
a gravitational basis

for which
my miniature creatures

can line up exactly
to their larger
clone counterparts.

...[Trumpeting continues]
...So, wherever your miniature
creatures are on this model,

it's where the bigger ones
are outside?

Correct. I can keep track
of their whereabouts this way.

...See?
...[Screeching]

The two intruder children are
being chased by a slizzard.

...Gary and Gerti.
...Leave 'em.

We have to go help them!

They shouldn't be
snooping around my
island to begin with!

...I'm with you, dude.
...We have to help them.

I'm not going out there!
I'll be eaten!

[Dramatic music plays]

What a bizarre man.

...Gerti: Help us!
...Gary: Help!

...Gerti: Help us!
...Gary: Help!

Somebody!

What are you guys doing
down there?!

That's real funny, clown.
Get us out!

We tried to activate
our micrograpplers,

but they didn't deploy!

Nothing works here.

Yeah, we know that now.
Thanks for the update,
carrot top.

...Juni, come back.
They need our help.
...Oh, I'll help them.

I want to get him
back over here

so I can push him
back over myself.

...Hurry up.
...Come on.

Here, Gary.

Gimme your hand.

Thank you, Carmen.

[Chimes rattle]

Here, Gerti...

gimme your hand.

Just wait
till my father gets here.

Your father's coming?

[Dramatic music plays]

Where are you
taking me now, Carmen?

Hold on.

[Mid-tempo music plays]

Why are you still hiding?
We're kids, not monsters.

What's the difference?

Relax.
They're O.S.S. agents, as well.

...Level one.
...They're Donnagon's kids.

Agent Donnagon?

You work for the O.S.S.,
don't you?

I work
for a man named Donnagon.

Who is this guy?

...Donnagon's not interested
in your creatures.
...Why not?

The Transmooker device
that hides your island...

that's what Donnagon
really wants.

That's not nearly
as interesting.

Now that Donnagon's head
of the O.S.S.,

he has the power
to take it from you.

What are you babbling
about now, Juni?

The Transmooker you took

from the president's
daughter, Gary.

It was just a prototype.

The real Transmooker device
is here on this island.

It's even more powerful

and can shut down
all technology on the planet.

You said
your father's on his way.

I think he's coming
to pick it up.

You're all liars.

Do you really think you're
gonna turn us on our own father?

Did your dad tell you
the mission you went on

was just a setup
for Carmen and me?

...Why not?
...He has his reasons.

That's what being a good spy
is all about...

trust no one.

How to Be a Spy¤...
we've read it.

Well, read it again.

A good spy makes
no binding connections
with family or friends.

Well, I don't believe
in that... do you?

If you want to be a good spy,
you better believe it.

My father's a great spy,
so let's grow up, shall we?

Whatever my father's done,

it's what it takes to play
in the big world...

like it or not.

Come on, Gerti.
Let's go.

[Retreating footsteps]

[Sighs] He's right.

Oh! Why can't you side with me
just once?

There are no sides...
you're right,
and he's right, too.

That's what
being a spy means.

Well, I don't like it.

...Then quit.
...I will.

Yeah, right.

[Blades churning]

[Dramatic music plays]

[Keyboard clacking]

[Clacking]

...Donnagon was right...
...[Beeps]

...Their DragonSpy doesn't
show up anywhere on radar.
...[Beeps]

I am not interested
in finding the sub.

Remember that year

I insisted on doing the
children's dental work... myself?

How could I forget?

Well...

I installed
a nonelectrical tracking device

in their teeth...

my own invention.

But I haven't been able
to test it,

until...

now.

[Beeping]

...Honey, it works!
...Whoa...

Hard to believe.

But according to this...

[Keyboard clacking]

They're in
the middle of the ocean.

Above sea level.

But where they are on the map,
there's no land mass.

...[Keyboard clacking]
...How can that be?

[Rumbling, whirring]

Now what?

[Keyboard clacking]

Something's got us.

[Clanging, ratcheting]

[Whirring]

[Buzzing]

...Aaah!
...What is it?!

Your mother.

...Mom?
...We wanted to join you.

Are you nuts?

We needed a bigger boat.

And we brought real food...

none of that freeze-dried stuff
you think's so chic.

...Son-in-law.
...Yeah?

Make yourself useful.

Why are you here?

We wanted to help
get our grandchildren back!

Ah-ah!

[Air hisses]

We will get
our grandchildren back.

Gracias.
¤ Oh, wait.

...You've got something
on your lip.
...What?

...Ugh!
...Got it.

Uh, Mom...

Dad, I am a big girl now,
and I can take care
of myself, okay?

And Gregorio and I,
we can take care of
finding our children.

No, you don't seem
to understand.

This isn't you and Gregorio
simply saving the world again.

This time, we all have much more
to lose if you fail...

Carmen and Juni.

You cannot come with us.

It is too dangerous.

Oh, you mean, uh,
we can't handle ourselves, huh?

...[Beeps]
...[Clanging,
propellers whirring]

[Clears throat]

May I have
my moustache back...

please?

If Donnagon really is
on his way...

...we have to destroy
the Transmooker.

Where is it?

The other side of the island.
Not easy to get to.

The journey alone

is more dangerous than
the Transmooker itself.

...I made sure of it.
...[Paper rustling]

Show us.

You're not going out there,
are you?

We don't have much choice,
do we?

With those monsters
running around?

I don't believe
they're monsters.

Maybe you shouldn't, either.

...Well, what should I believe?
...I don't know.

You're always in here hiding.

Maybe they
just wanna be with you.

Be ¤with me?

They wanna be picking me
out of their teeth,

is what they wanna be.

You just gotta show them
who's boss.

You're not afraid?

First thing
you gotta do is...

...fall into this pit.

[Up-tempo music plays]

How does it work?

Supposedly,
they're run magnetically.

We should be able to ride over
a determined path.

[Pulsating]

[Whirring]

We have to get the Transmooker
before they do.

Right.

[Hissing]

Slizzards.

Oh, no.

[Screeching]

[Pulsating]

This is cool.

[Thump]

[Screeching]

Ee! Ee! Ee!

Ooh! Uh!

Juni!

Juni!

...[Screeching]
...I think we should
get off now.

Why?

Trust me!

...[Screeches]
...Aaah!

Jump now!

[Pulsating]

Gary and Gerti.

I told you
they were following us.

Uh.

[Insects chirping]

[Romantic music plays]

Computer:
You have one new message.

Message one...

Hello, Alexandra,
it's me...

agent Juni Cortez.

I'm on a mission...

I know I shouldn't be.

But I had an idea
for you and your father.

Simply tell him
you need to talk to him.

Tell him it's nothing urgent,

but someday
it might be urgent.

And you need to open the
communication lines right now.

So give me a call.
Love to hear from you.

And right now it's about...

Silly me, I forgot my watch
doesn't tell time.

[Snorts] Heh.
And, uh...

[Beeping]

Carmen: Something's wrong.
Take the wheel.

Gotta go. Good luck!

...Juni!
...Computer: End of message.

[Sighs]

[Thump]

...Gregorio, the signal requires
that you go around it.
...He won't listen to you.

...He won't listen to you,
Mother.
...Choose another directi...

...He wants to make sure
he loses the children again.
...[Beeps]

If you would only listen to us
and do what we're saying...

you're tracking them
all wrong.

Ingrid, tell him
he's tracking them all wrong.

Mom, Dad,
I have told you before,

and I will tell you again...
no backseat driving.

...Thank you.
...When Gregorio
is at the wheel,
no one tells him what to do.

[Sighs]

Turn here, honey.

Sorry.

Okay.

...[Beeping]
...You're sure you're
reading that map correctly?

The coordinates correspond

to Carmen and Juni's
current position.

These are my children.

And I will find them my way!!

[Beeping continues]

Blah, blah, blah.

I never understand
a single word he's saying.

Never.

Not only were we set up,

but I bet Donnagon
knew all along

that you'd hack your way
into taking this assignment.

I was wondering
the same thing.

[Insects chirping]

Juni, open up.

What?

...Aah. Aah.
...Dad installed these trackers
in case we ever got lost.

...Ah. Ah-ha. Aah.
...Ah.

...Ow!
...Ugh!

Ah.

Ow.

Hurry. Take mine out.

And why are we doing this?

Ah! Ah!

...Ah!
...Ugh!

Aah.

When we get lost,
who saves us?

Mom and Dad.

Now, if Mom and Dad
also disappear,

who's gonna stop Donnagon from
using the Transmooker device?

Donnagon wants us
all together

so he can destroy the island
and all of us with it.

Mom and Dad... even Romero.

We can't let Mom and Dad
find us...

or Donnagon wins.

...[Slow music plays]
...A big sacrifice.

Family is sacrifice.

...[Thud, sizzles]
...[Beeping]

What happened?

What did...
what did you just do?

[Keyboard clacking]

[Beeping continues]

We lost Carmen.

[Keyboard clacking]

...[Beeping]
...A- And Juni?

Juni's still on-line.

I love you.

...[Thud, sizzles]
...[Beeping stops]

That can't be.

[Sighs]

...[Keyboard clacking,
beeping]
...Okay, okay.
What do we do?

I don't know.

[Sighs]

[Keyboard clacking,
beeping]

[Keyboard clacking]

Maybe this is like

the mission of the spies
who didn't want to be found.

[Beeps]

You know...

if they
don't want to be found,

maybe their position
is compromised.

[Exhales slowly]

Now, Gregorio, don't tell me
you didn't have a backup plan.

[Sighs]

Ingrid, was Juni wearing
that charm necklace

I sent him for Christmas
last year?

He never takes it off.

Then we got him.

I was worried about
Juni's well-being,

so I put a tracer
in his necklace.

[Whirring]

There he is.

Thanks, Dad.

Are you sure you don't want me
to take over the wheel?

I... that's funny.

...It's funny.
...[Keyboard clacking]

[Beeping]

[Rumbling]

Back to work.

Where are we?

Well...

not far from
the antechamber.

I think it's behind us.

[Growls]

[Snorts]

[Groans]

Don't move.

Maybe it's friendly.

[Roars]

Maybe it's not.

[Growls]

Let's go!

[Growls]

[Gasps]

[Coughing]

...Uh!
...[Panting]

...Uh!
...Uh!

...Uh.
...[Gasps]

It's an underwater cave.

We'll have to go
all the way around.

That'll take all day.

There must be a faster...

[Screeches]

[Hissing]

[Snorts]

Wow...

What is this place?

Do you think
that's real gold?

Gross!

This is so slimy.

I hate mold.

I can hear your thoughts.

What?

[Gasps]
And you can hear mine!

Our mouths aren't moving,

but we can hear
what we're thinking.

Say something.

[No audio]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]
How strange.

We can only communicate
by thought.

...Magic.
...Hmm.

Think something.

Um... your feet stink.

[Metal rattles]

I wonder.

[Sniffs]

Ohhh!

...Oh! Oh!
...[Chortles]

Okay, this place
is really weird.

Let's go.

Good thinking.

Now, this is more like it.

Treasure.

Skeletons.

Dead skeletons.

Is there any other kind?

[Scraping]

This must've been where
the pirate prisoners
and treasure were kept.

[Statue shatters]

[Middle Eastern music
plays]

This must've been
a pretty special necklace

for them to die
fighting over it.

One necklace
to rule them all...

Put it back, Juni!

I didn't take it yet.

I can read your mind,
remember?

This land
is ancient and cursed.

If you take anything,
you'll doom us both.

Let's go!

[Coins rustle]

[Bones rattle]

[Coins rustle]

[Dramatic music plays]

Come on!
I think I found a way out.

Which way?

I don't know, you pick...
right or left?

Right.

Wait a minute.

Oh, no!

We went in a circle.

What?

Come on.

Let's try it again.

Come on, Juni!
I know what we did wrong.

We've gotta go left.

[Rustling]

Maybe I should
put this back.

Uh-oh.

Where are
the dead skeletons?

[Snaps]

Aaaah!

Carmen!

Juni!!

Ugh!

Help me!!

Huh?

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

[Growls]

...Ugh!
...[Rattles]

Hey, bonehead!

Ugh!

Ooh. Ooh.

Whah!

Ugh! Ooh!

Ugh! Ugh!

Oh, no.

Ugh!

Ugh!

Why is this happening?!

I don't know!

Ugh! Uh!

Uh!

Ugh! Uh! Ugh!

Wait a minute!

You took something,
didn't you?!

No!
Y-Y-You told me not to!

[Groans]

Why would I?

[Shrieking]

Oh!

Juni!

Carmen!!

[Bones creak]

Ugh!

Ah! Ooh!

Wait.

Ah.

I'm sorry.

[Chain rattles]

[Echoing] Carmen!

Carmen!

Uh! Ahh!

Uh! Ahh!

[Snorting, screeching]

You too, huh?

Yeah.

Where's your brother?

[Sighs]

Did he get eaten?

No. He's out there
looking for Juni.

You know he squashed
Juni's bug on purpose.

[Sighs]
Yeah, I know.

Now he wants to squash Juni.

Don't you think
we should get out of here?

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

[Sighs]

[Singsong voice]
Carmen!

I'm dreaming.

I am totally dreaming.

And I'm hungry, too.

[Roaring]

Oh. Oh. Oh.

[Grunting]

[Footsteps approaching]

[Grunting]

You like honey-roasted ham
and potatoes, don't you?

...That's what flavor this is.
...[Grunting]

Highly nutritious.

Packed with protein
and essential carbs.

Hyah!

[Grunting, chomping]

Everything
a growing centaur needs.

[Belches]

You're welcome.

[Hissing]

[Growling]

Ooooohhhh!

[Growling]

Well, well, well.
Your friend likes freeze-dried.

So does mine.

[Growling, hissing]

[Grunting]

Uh!

All right, buddy.
Let's kick their butts.

...[Laughing]
...[Growling]

...Heh heh heh.
We're waiting.
...[Hissing]

Come on.

...Can't let you bust up
my dad's machine, Juni.
...[Growling]

...[Growling]
...Whoa!

[Rumbling]

So I guess I'll just have to
bust you up.

We can take 'em.

Come on, buddy.
We can take 'em.

I don't think
we can take 'em!

[Grunting]

[Gasps]

Must try and help them.

...[Growling]
...[Hissing]

Must.

So, even if your dad is
behind all this,

you'd still side with him
over what's right?

Right? How do you ever know
what's right?

Trust me,

when the moment comes,
you'll know.

[Screeching, snorting]

I think that moment's come.

[Wings flapping]

Uh!

...Aah!
...Aah!

Uh!

[Suspenseful music plays]

Come on!

Show 'em who's boss.

Show 'em who's boss.

I'm the boss.

[Latch clicks]

I'm the...

...[Bleating]
...Oh!

[Breathing heavily]

...[Hissing]
...Whoa!

...[Hissing]
...Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

...[Hissing]
...Look out!

Aah!

[Grunting]

Forward, go, man.

[Growling]

...Aaahhh!
...Uhh!

[Growling]

Come on, spidey.
You can do it.

...Yeah!
...[Hissing]

...[Screeching]
...Ohh!

Ohh! Oh! Uh!

Uh! Uh!

[Growling]

Uh.

...[Laughs]
...[Hissing]

Your creature's lame.

So are you, lame-o.

It's all over
for you, squirt.

Too bad your dork sister's
not here to cheer me on.

[Rumbling]

[Gasps]

...Uh!
...Hey!

...Uh!
...[Rock music plays]

[Cheering]

Ya-a-a-a-a-a-h!

[Hissing]

[Grunting]

[Up-tempo music plays]

I don't want to hurt you,
Carmen.

You're so full
of shiitake mushrooms.

...Ooh!
...Ooh!
...Ooh!
...Ooh!

Put it down, Carmen.

Uh!

Put it down.

Uhh!

[Exhales sharply]

[Gasps] Ohh!

Okay.

All right.

Gerti,
a little assistance here.

Don't look at me, brother.
You're fighting a girl.

You're gonna lose.

Aah!

I'm siding with you.

Thanks.

But just this once.

[Slow instrumental music
plays]

[Laughs]

Cortezes.

Uh! [Panting]

[Grunting]

[Clanking]

You gonna help me or not?

[Sighs]

[Blades whirring]

[Blades whirring]

[Laughs evilly]

[Suspenseful music plays]

[Panting]

Well, there it is.

How do you know?

'Cause it's big and weird
and in the middle of the room.

Good point.

Careful, Juni!

If you don't
shut it down right,

you can bring the entire world
to an end.

Thanks.

I'm serious.

Well, we have to
shut it down.

[Exhales deeply]

This turns that off.

[Buzzing]

And that turns this off.

[Buzzing]

He said there's something tricky
about the third switch.

Let's see.

[Gary giggling]

Too late, Gary.
We got here first.

Just stand up against the wall
like a good boy

and leave us alone.

Nice try, but we brought
friends this time.

Romero.

What are you doing
outside of your cage?

I have no idea.

Donnagon.

Hello, agents.

Warming it up for me?

Are you ready to cooperate
this time, Romero?

...I, uh...
...Good.

This should be pain...
and simple.

...[Earth rumbling]
...Oh!

What did you do?

He started the Transmooker!

You said three switches.

The entire world
will shut down instantly.

Good going, cheese ball.

What do we do?!

You must bind together
the three toggle switches.

[Rumbling continues]

It won't stay up!

...Machete elastic wonder!
...Machete elastic wonder!

Here... grab it!

...Uh!
...Oh!

[Clacking]

[Rumbling stops]

Give it to me.
Give it!

Dad...

Give it to me.

Give it to me...

[Exhales sharply]

[Suspenseful music plays]

...or else.

Give it to him, Carmen.

...[Sighs]
...[Screeching in distance]

[Snorting]

[Screeching, snorting]

Where'd it go?

Where'd it go?!

I don't know.

The spork took it.

Back to its... nest.

[No audio]

I know
where the nest is, Dad.

[Exhales sharply]

I also have Romero's
instruction book.

Hey.

Brat.

Come on!

[Up-tempo music plays]

[Screeching in distance]

It's just over that big hill.

...Ohh!
...Ohh!

Are you sure this is
the right way?

My watch has a GPS satellite,
you dope.

Wait a minute.

How can this be?

When you took out
the Transmooker,

the island cloaking device
was shut down.

Then what are we doing
on foot?

Later, Romero.

Whoa!

Aah! Uhh!

[Roaring]

There it is!

Get up there, Dad!
Come on!

Okay, Magna Men,

we're gonna need a human ladder
starting right... here.

...[Whooshing]
...Carmen!

What?!

An agent's only as good
as her gadgets.

[Whirring]

They're heading
for the beach.

[Beeping]

[Suspenseful music plays]

[Growling]

Uhh!

[Neighing, screeching,
growling]

...[Hissing]
...[Growling]

Help! Uh!

[Growling]

[Grunting]

[Slow instrumental music
plays]

[Laughs softly]

[Rumbling]

[Meowing]

[Neighing]

[Bleating]

The kid was right.

[Screeching]

[Rumbling]

[Snorting]

[Beeping]

...[Beeping]
...What are you doing?

Trying to remote-pilot
our submarine to the surface

so we can get out of here.

Get on your GPS
and see where Mom and Dad are.

[Beeping]

This can't be right.

This shows that
they're right next to us.

Oh, no!

That's no way
to greet your grandparents.

Come on.

Grandpa!

Ah, Juni.
[Laughs]

Come here, come here.

Always take this with you
wherever you go,

and I'll always be there.

I promise, Grandpa.

Not you guys!

Oh.

You don't want to be rescued.

You don't want to be saved.

That's all right.

We thought you might...
you might need us.

Go talk to your father.

...Dad!
...Hey, Mom.

...Come on, Dad. Look at me.
...Two spies
who didn't want to be found?

...Yes.
...Yes. I like your thinking.

But you know what? Those spies
didn't have me for a mom.

...Come on.
...Thank you.

Hey.

I'll always need you.

Come on.

Carmen Elizabeth Juanita...

Come here to your papa.

You okay, hon?

All right. Information.
Quick.

Okay, we have
the Transmooker device,

but we need to get off
this island right now.

What do you think
we're here for? Let's go.

We'll explain it on the way.

You won't believe
who's behind this.

It couldn't be
any more perfect.

This better not be
what I think it is.

It's all being taken care of,
all right?

Get the Transmooker device,
Felix.

Felix?

Sorry, Gregorio.

A little power goes
a long way, doesn't it?

Reprogram this one, Gerti.

I want to start by wiping
the Cortez family

from the face of the Earth.

Uncle Felix, how could you?

I'm not your uncle.

But we treated you
like family.

Donnagon said if I joined him

he... he wouldn't get rid of me
like he's gonna do to you guys.

You can't argue with that.

Do you still have power
in your watch?

...[Beeping]
...Yep.

Programming complete, Father.

Thank you, Gerti.

Try remote-piloting
the choppers.

[Beeping]

[Blades whirring]

Well, Cortezes,
any last words?

None that I can say
in front of my children.

Not to mention your mother.

Ah. [Laughs]

...Huh?
...Huh?
...Oh!

Let's settle this
the old-fashioned way.

Let's settle this
the old-fashioned way.

Aah!

...Kick his butt!
...Yeah, kick his butt!

...Uh!
...Not like that.

...Aah!
...Uh!

Headbutt.

...Uh!
...Uh!

...Ohh!
...Ohh!

...Ohh. Uh.
...Uhh.

Oh.

Uhh.

Sleeper hold.

Ahh!

Ohh! Ahh!

Use his own weight
against him.

Yeah.

...Aah!
...Aah!

...Uhh!
...Uhh!

...Ohh!
...Ohh!
...Ohh!

Ah, get up!

Do what I showed you
last night!

Uh!

Suplex.

...Uhh! Ohh!
...Uh!

Uhh!

...Uhh!
...Uhh!

Oh!

...Even I can fight better
than that.
...Mom!

Triple backflip!

Uh! Ooh! Uh! Ooh!

Uhh! Uh!

Uhhhhhh.

[Suspenseful music plays]

[Whirring]

[Whirring increases]

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Uh! Huh?

[High-pitched laugh]

Gerti?

What did you...

Why?

Oh, don't even
get me started.

Just wait till Mom finds out

you tried to take over
the world again.

No.
Please, please, please.

D-Don't tell your mother.

Please?

[Blades whirring]

[Rumbling]

[Neighing]

[Growling]

[Quacking]

[March plays]

Uh, hello.

Hello, there, Mr. President.
[Clears throat]

By order of the president,

you've been
temporarily disavowed.

[Exhales]

You're fired.

Uh.

Looks like I lost this round,
but I'll be back.

Hopefully, you're on
the good side next time.

We'll see, but...

[Whirring]

...you never know.

Don't worry.

He gets out of line,
I'll straighten him out.

[Laughs]
You go, Gerti.

[Smack!]

You tried to save us.

Why?

[Slow instrumental music
plays]

Because you are my family.

You know...

there isn't
a man on this Earth

we'd ever think would be
good enough for our daughter,

but, um...

You come pretty close.

By order of the president,

you are the new director
of the O.S.S.

Congratulations.

Do...

are they...

[Uplifting music plays]

Level one.

No, thanks.

You don't want it?

I'm leaving the O.S.S.

I've seen what it takes
to be a top spy,

and I think I can be
better use to the world

by just being the best... me.

But what about
all the cool gadgets?

I got the best gadget
right here.

Use number one...
a stylish bracelet.

See ya around?

Yes.

[Music continues]

Go ahead. Say it.

What?

I told you so.

Never.

[Footsteps approaching]

Wait.

Uh...

Thank you.

You got it, boss.

[Screeching]

[Roaring]

[Screeching]

[Screeching]

[Rock music plays]

...Carmen!
...Carmen!
...Carmen!
...Carmen!

...Carmen!
...Carmen!
...Carmen!
...Carmen!

...Carmen!
...Carmen!
...Carmen!
...Carmen!

...Carmen!
...Carmen!
...Carmen!
...Carmen!

I am not going out there.

Oh, yes, you are.

You're a spy,
you're undercover,

and you have to make them
think you're a pop star.

I can't sing.

Who can these days?

I can't tell you
how many artists have used

my Machete miracle microphone.

# I can't sing #

This'll make you dance
like Britney Lopez.

Hey, what about me?

This'll make you play
like Angus Van Santana.

Cool.

Now get out there and rock!

[Dance music plays]

# Who, what,
when, where, and why? #

# Do I delight in #

# What do I intend
to find this time? #

# Run around, jumping down,
bounce and bound and... #

# Find another way to duck
and hide #

# This isle of #

# Dreams #

# Dreams #

...# Isle of, isle of #
...# Dreams #

...# Island of #
...# Dreams #

...# Isle of, isle of #
...# Dreams #

...# Isle of, isle of #
...# Dreams #

...# Island of #
...# Dreams #

# Isle of, isle of #

Who?

What?

When?

# Dreams #

Where?

Huh?

When?

And why?

[Translation]
# Who, what,
when, where, and why? #

# Do I delight in #

# What do I intend
to find this time? #

# Run around, jumping down,
bounce and bound and... #

# Find another way to duck
and hide #

# This isle of... #

# Dreams #

[Guitar solo]

# Dreams #

...# Isle of, isle of #
...# Dreams #

# Island of #

...# Isle of, isle of #
...# Dreams #

# Dreams #

...# Isle of, isle of #
...# Dreams #

# Island of #

# Isle of, isle of #

[Crowd cheering]

...Whoo!
...Whoo!
...Whoo!
...Whoo!

[Cheering continues]

What, are you surprised
your gadgets work?

I just realized I never put
any batteries in this.

[Guitar plays]

Man: Action.

[Laughter]

Back to one.

Ready.

Yeah, but...

...[Speaking indistinctly]
...[Speaking indistinctly]

Guys, we're looking at light
on her face.

Oops.

[Imitating Gollum]
My precious.

We're nearing
the destination zone,

where all...

Woman: No. And then
the next sentence is

"The location radius
where all the disappearances."

Okay.

We're nearing
destination zone.

[Laughing] The location radius
where all the disappear...

[Laughter]

Stop!

Okay.

We're nearing
destination zone,

where all the dis...

[Laughs]

Stop!

I know it.
I don't know it.

Juni, take wheel!

What is...
[Laughs]

[Laughter]

[Laughing] What is it?

[Up-tempo music plays]

Okay, what is it?

[Spanish guitar music plays]

Man: Okay.

[Clears throat]

Ahh!

Well, well, well, well, whoo!

Man, you're not an easy man
to find,

you and your island
of Leeke Leeke.

I'm Dinky. [Clicks tongue]
Winks, that is.

Heard you had a wild place here,
and, uh, well, sir,

I was thinking
you might be interested

in a little, uh,
business proposition.

You ready?

Theme park.

Think about it.

Families on safari,

crazy critters
running all over the place.

[Growling, hissing]

Hey, there, fella.

Uhh!

Whoa!

[Rumbling]

You can see it already,
can't you?

Huh?

We'd be great together.

What do you say?
[Clicks tongue]

[Mid-tempo music plays]