[Beeping]
Morning.
Morning.
Dad, we have to discuss
my allowance--i need a raise.
Alex, buying your girlfriend
more gummi bears
Isn't gonna close the deal.
Like you'd know.
Alex.
But, mom,
cody's almost 16,
And I've had twice as many
dates as him.
Sitting in a tree house
isn't exactly a date.
It is when you're
playing doctor.
Bye!
Hey, hey.
You smell good.
Did you shave?
Don't forget
your chores.
I'll deal with them
later.
Cody, those poor
guinea pigs
Have been sitting
in excrement for days.
Alex, you play with them
more than I do.
How about we
trade chores?
I'll mow the lawn 3 times.
No way.
Just because I'm 10
Doesn't mean I'm an idiot.
I know what excrement means.
Alex, we're eating here.
[Guinea pigs squeaking]
[Sighs]
Sweetie, mommy
will be right back.
Bye-bye.
[Gasps]
Oh.
[Clunk]
[Gasps]
Woman: no! My baby!
My baby's in that car!
Somebody stop that car!
Oh, my god!
Somebody help me!
[Horn blares]
[Gurgling]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
Whoa!
Hey!
Unlock the door!
Unlock the door!
[Pneumatic drill]
[Tires squealing]
Man: hey, kid!
Get out the way!
Oh!
What's he doing?
[Horns beeping]
Hey!
[Bell dinging]
[Horn blasts]
[Giggling]
Beep-beep!
Next time,
please stick with a tricycle.
[Bell dinging]
[People shouting]
[All sigh]
Shh. Sweetie, it's ok.
Man: what happened?
Second man:
some kid stopped it.
[Chuckles]
[Siren wailing]
Man: dr. Connors, we've given
you a great deal of money.
We expect results.
Connors: yes. Er, yes.
If you gentlemen would step
this way, please? Gather round.
Imagine we're
somewhere in alaska,
And a huge oil tanker
runs aground.
What do we get?
An oil spill, one of the most
serious threats to nature.
A calamity that could
take generations
For sea life to recover.
But wait. What's this?
Look who's coming.
The nanobots.
[Beeping]
[Beeping and whooshing]
[Men murmuring]
Lovely.
[Squeak]
Baby seals everywhere
will praise your name, doctor.
[Laughter]
So, is that real oil,
connors?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yes. Here's a sample.
You can test it if you want.
Can they be programmed to
eat anything other than oil?
Sure. Theoretically they could
be programmed to break down
Any silicon
or carbon-based compound.
You have 10 days.
What? That's impossible.
He said you have 10 days.
We have our own
agenda, doctor.
That's impossible.
Good-bye, dr. Connors.
That man still has no idea
what we hope to achieve.
Let's keep it that way,
françois.
I told you no ice.
Here.
I'm sorry, sir.
You never know how long
it's been in the freezer,
It could be filled with
all kind of crap.
This is dr. Albert connors.
The world's foremost expert
in nanotechnology--
Microscopic robots.
These little robots
could be programmed
To destroy our most
vital communication
And military infrastructure.
I'm talking m*ssile guidance
systems, boats, tanks,
Planes, biological and...
We get the point.
Now, before we lost contact,
Agent bolivar confirmed that
connors is working with e.r.i.s.
This is probably
my last transmission.
I think they're onto me.
Whatever you do,
don't send any more agents.
Everyone
has been compromised.
I'm gonna transmit
images now.
This is yesterday at
the e.r.i.s. Covert conference
Where dr. Connors demonstrated
his latest advancements.
And this is dr. Brinkman,
head of e.r.i.s.
And this, françois molay,
his henchman.
As far as I understand it,
they plan--
[Crash, men shouting]
[Screaming]
We need to know
what they're planning.
The problem is,
connors is very reclusive,
Extremely secretive.
After his wife died
2 years ago,
Connors virtually dropped out
of public view.
His only contact
with the outside world
Is through
his daughter natalie.
I wanna get close
to this girl.
Mcallister,
Brief the staff on
the agent development program.
Under the guise
of a summer camp
For the brightest and best,
We began to recruit.
[Lively classical theme plays]
Man: welcome to
the agent development program!
Since 1987,
and under strict secrecy,
The cia has been recruiting
juvenile agents the nation over.
As soon as we received word
That a potential candidate
had been spotted,
We approached them
with undercover agents
And brought them
into our facilities
Under the guise
of summer camps.
Their parents had no idea
of their real activities.
They were trained
to the highest standards
In all forms of combat,
defense,
Navigation and, of course,
expl*sives defusion.
Our trained juvenile agents are
stationed all over the nation.
They meticulously maintain
the facades of normal childhoods
As they await
their call for duty.
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
You're telling me
We're training children
to become agents?
Teenagers. Look,
let's be clear about this.
The clock is ticking, this
may be our last best chance.
These kids operate alone?
Of course not,
that would be irresponsible.
One of our most
impressive agents.
Lives not far
from natalie connors.
Smart, resourceful...
And, according
to my reports...
He's quite a lady-k*ller.
D-d-do you...?
Hi, cody.
[Croaks]
W-w-w-w...
I...
Are you in special ed?
Hi, cody!
[Laughter]
So y-you think, amy,
that...
Fri-fr-friday night we...
Cody, I need to study,
So why don't you go jump off
a cliff or something?
[Laughter]
[Boys whooping]
♪ Hot in, hot in ♪
♪ So hot in here ♪
♪ So hot in, so hot in ♪
[Wolf whistles]
♪ Show a little bit of ah, ah
get a little bit of ah, ah-- ♪
Cody banks?
Yeah?
You want him?
She--she wants cody.
[Laughter]
Quiet! Or you'll all
be in trouble.
Boys: ooooh!
You, come with me.
Why?
Hey, I wanna be in trouble.
[All gasp and laugh]
Boy: well, uh...
Since you're on the business
of taking towels,
Take mine, too.
Could you hold this,
please? Thank you.
I really hate it...
When people...talk back!
[All gasp]
Thank you. Let's go.
Who are you?
What did I do?
Mary had a little lamb,
its fleece as white as snow.
Boy: what the...?
Peter piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers.
Bubblegum, bubblegum
in a dish.
How many pieces
do you wish?
This is what happens
When you design a code book
at summer camp!
So I'm being called up?
My country needs me?
Yep.
So, where are we going?
The middle east?
Russia? China?
Downtown seattle.
I'm in!
My first mission!
Didn't think it would
happen this soon?
Plus, I didn't think
my partner was gonna...
Let's get one thing
straight.
I am not your partner.
I'm your handler.
Like in the zoo.
You will speak
only when spoken to.
You will follow orders
without question.
If you're lucky,
you might...
Hey.
How did you get in here?
There's no school tour today.
I'm not on a school tour.
Look, I'm an agent.
I just came from
basketball practice.
I probably left my id
in the other clothes.
Right.
I'm with ronica miles.
You wish!
Here he is.
[Clears throat]
Sir, I just apprehended
A trespasser
on the premises.
It was
a bit of a struggle.
What's your name?
Rosychuk.
Rosychuk.
Come here, rosychuk.
You know, you've
just apprehended
The most important kid
in america!
Mr. Banks,
this way, this way.
What was he thinking?
You got agent
written all over you.
I mean,
it's in the eyes.
You got it, kid.
Come on.
Welcome to the cia.
So you like the sonics?
What about front-row seats
for the play-offs?
We've prepared a briefing
to explain nanobots to you.
Nanobots? Yeah,
I'm familiar with them.
Tiny weapons,
giant potential.
Micro-devices built up
Of compounds of polymer
cobalt and gold,
Or constructed with multiple
fullerene complexes
Called buckysomes,
Universal assemblers that can
bond atoms and circuits,
With the most impressive
tests on microsurgery
Having been conducted at
sweden's lintzerpein university.
I guess we can move on, huh?
Ok, let's turn
to natalie connors.
Natalie connors,
15 years old.
Hair blonde, eyes brown.
Likes horses--
preferably arabians--
Pistachio ice cream,
turquoise jewelry,
And t.s. Eliot.
Learn everything you possibly
can about this girl.
I want you
to get close to her.
That's my mission?
I have to get close to her?
Yes. Insinuate yourself
into her life.
It is imperative
you find out
What her father and
e.r.i.s. Are planning.
And we'll help.
We've placed you
in all of her classes.
All of them?
Isn't that a little creepy?
Creepy?
We're the cia,
that's what we do. Right?
[Murmurs of assent]
And, uh...
You want me to become
her boyfriend?
Mmm.
Cody, the plan is simple.
Natalie connors has
a birthday coming up,
Her father's going
to throw her a party.
The first step is to get
yourself invited to that party.
And be careful.
This is not secret agent
little league any more.
This is the show, mr. Banks,
and this is showtime.
Now, if you can't handle it,
you just tell me now.
You can count on me.
[Laughs]
Ah, yes.
Woman on p.a.: Attention.
Rocket launch test.
Ronica: I know it's tempting,
but don't touch anything.
Woman: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[Man screams]
Mr. Banks,
come see me, son.
I've prepared
a number of dope items
Which I think
you're gonna be down with.
This item here is equipped
with a virtual telephoto lens,
Low-penetration x-ray.
Give me that!
This is your cell phone.
It's a state-of-the-art
mobile command center
With a holographic
audiovisual display
And a personal gps transceiver.
Ok.
Now, this is a cia
get-out-of-trouble watch.
See this silver button?
Be very careful with this
little silver button, ok?
Because it'll just
make people go...
[Makes electrocution noise]
Wait, what was that?
[Electrocution noise]
Wait, one more time.
[Electrocution noise]
I don't even wanna know.
All right,
let's wrap this up.
$5,000 Cash.
What for?
I think they buy things with it.
I don't know. I believe.
Ok, that's it.
Thanks for coming.
Wait. I think we're
forgetting something.
Oh, no, I'm not
forgetting anything.
What about those wheels?
No.
That's on a need-to-drive
basis. You don't need to drive.
I need to impress
the girls.
Ok, well, then, we got you
fixed up. Look at this.
Hmm?
This thing is really full
of surprises.
Fine.
I think you're gonna
impress the girls.
Oh, yeah.
Good luck.
Thanks.
You're transferring
to a prep school?
Yeah, I got
a full scholarship
To donovan prep academy.
A scholarship?
Wait, hold on.
I don't understand.
When did you apply?
Did I sign something?
Yeah, you remember,
a few months ago.
It's always been
a dream of mine to go there.
It has? But what about
your friends?
I'll make new ones.
With all those
spoiled brats?
And why would
they want you?
Diversity. At least 5% of
students have to be normal.
I don't know about this.
I wanna tell you something.
I wanna make something
very clear.
I am not agreeing
to anything
Until I meet an administrator
from that school.
[Doorbell]
Mr. Banks.
[Weakly] yes?
[Coughs] yes.
Ronica miles from the william
donovan preparatory academy.
I'm an administrator
from the school.
Agent banks.
So, I heard you really
closed the deal with amy.
Maybe you should try
gummi bears.
How do you know
about that?
Everybody knows.
She thinks I'm a loser.
Duh!
Amy, i...i just...
[Choking]
I'm in high school.
Cody is a wonderful student
With extraordinary math
and science abilities.
And what is it exactly
that you do?
Dean of admissions.
Donovan academy just feels
he isn't being challenged
In his current environment.
Do you have some kind of
paperwork that we might see?
Of course.
Mr. Banks: wow.
You guys ready for the test?
Nervous?
No.
Got your schedule?
"Honors english,
trig, chemistry"?
I don't think I need
all of this.
Why don't I just meet her
between classes?
You will attend every class
as instructed.
You might even walk out of here
having learned something.
This isn't
what I had in mind
When I signed on
to the cia.
Join the club. I didn't think
I'd be chaperoning teenagers.
You know, maybe
you should try decaf.
It's my job to make sure
you do your job.
If you screw up,
I take the heat.
So I guess she
grows on you. Right?
Both: nope.
Admission papers, hat.
Hat? What hat?
Seattle seahawks, they're
her favorite football team.
You know,
it's an icebreaker.
A conversation...
Starter.
Look! That guy has
a bird on his head.
Guys!
No, it looks good.
Listen, I'm not wearing this.
I look like an idiot.
There's 2 minutes
till first period.
Don't wanna be t*rd.
What if she doesn't
like me?
What's not to like?
♪ 1, 2, 3, 4! ♪
♪ Everyone I know
wants to be a star ♪
♪ We are and we are
and we are and we are ♪
♪ She good-lookin',
got her mojo cookin', yeah ♪
♪ Wouldn't give me
the time of day, but ♪
♪ If my occupation
was a star in a constellation ♪
♪ We could get together
in the milky way ♪
♪ And everybody
wants to know somebody ♪
♪ Everyone wants
to drop your name... ♪
[Bell ringing]
Sorry.
Hey, natalie.
Target acquired.
New kid.
You're
the scholarship case
From the other side
of town, right?
Pleased to meet you.
My name's cody. Banks.
Banks? Hey, we got
something in common, cody.
My dad owns banks.
Very funny. I gotta go.
Not so fast.
Check it out.
Come on, give it back.
What are you gonna do
about it?
[Action theme playing]
[Romantic theme playing]
[Music slows to stop]
Ok, if you're gonna go ahead
and keep my watch,
Just promise me you won't
touch that silver button.
That button?
Don't touch.
Don't touch it!
Cody: please.
[Screaming]
I told you
not to touch it.
Hey, uh...um...
[Croaks]
Are those books?
Um, yeah.
I love books. I could
read all day. Love 'em.
Great. Then you're
in the right place.
I--i especially love
t.s. Eliot.
You do?
I think she's amazing,
you know?
The way she captures the female
perspective is just...
So female-like. It's great.
T.s. Eliot is a man.
Well, if you wanna get
all technical, of course,
But you never know these days.
Do you by any chance
happen to be in special ed?
I--i love horses.
I think...
Their hair thing
is really cool.
What a freak.
Teacher: ...2 and divide
by x minus 2
And we'll end up with...
Natalie connors.
Way out of your league.
Teacher: ...point 4968.
Any questions?
Driver's ed.
Girl: oh, my god.
Are you gonna go?
Natalie: yeah,
it's gonna be great.
Uh-oh, here comes
horse guy.
Good luck.
Hey. You got
driver's ed, too?
What's the deal?
You're in every single
one of my classes.
I guess great minds
think alike.
Great, we've got mr. Yip.
He doesn't pass anybody.
Look, I'm sure
if you don't pass,
I'm sure your dad
can drive you around.
It's because of my dad that
I need to get my license.
So you can drive him around?
No, so I can
drive me around.
Why? Is he busy
with something?
Yeah. He's always busy doing
some kind of experiment.
Like a scientific
experiment?
Yeah, he's a scientist.
Cool!
With microscopes?
You're getting weird
again.
[Man laughing]
Good afternoon, children. Huh?
Driving is a privilege,
not a right.
I'd be delighted to instruct you
in operation of motor vehicle.
But I have
a larger responsibility
To protect society at large
From the idiots
and the drug-addled delinquents
Who call themselves the...
The youth of today.
Today!
You name miss connors?
Mm? Yeah? You first!
Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go!
Go!
[Engine revs, tires squeal]
[Mr. Yip yells]
Look left, look right!
You didn't turn on your blinks!
Are you dyslexic?
This is your left,
that is your right.
No, no, no, no!
Get out of the driver's seat!
Natalie:
ok, but i...
[Growls]
One grandma.
Multiple cones, 3 curbs.
Who can drive with you
screaming like that?
You fail. Fail! Fail!
No, I need to get
my license.
Next!
Damn, the floor mat
isn't straight.
[Mr. Yip growls]
All ready.
Good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing now?
[Tires squealing]
Oh! Help!
♪ So you grew up in a town
where everybody's all the same ♪
♪ Like a city full of zombies
going by the same name ♪
♪ Saying eat this, wear that ♪
♪ Think you know
just where it's at... ♪
Ooh! What are you doing now?
♪ This much is true, so here's
the finger, let me say it ♪
♪ There's the right way
then there's my way ♪
[Natalie screams]
♪ There's the highway, if you
don't like it you can take it ♪
Hey!
Stop the car!
Stop the car right now!
Did I pass?
Girl: nat, are you ok?
Oh, my god,
he almost rolled over.
[Mr. Yip vomiting]
Come on.
Actually, I don't
feel so good.
He totally could
have k*lled you.
Natalie.
Just stay away
from her.
Are you ok?
[Mr. Yip coughing]
You! I will personally
go to dmv.
You will not receive
a driver's license!
[Kids laughing]
Never!
[Laughter]
He asked me out.
Oh, my god.
Mr. Yip.
What?
We'd like to have
a word with you
About mr. Banks'
driver's license.
Immigrations paper ok!
[Kung-fu shouting]
My fellow agents.
Hey.
Ha!
Good luck.
Good luck.
He's dead.
So dead.
Hey, cody.
Hey.
How did it go today?
Great.
I've got her
eating out of my hand.
Fantastic. So, she invited you
to the party?
No, but the vibes are right.
Have you asked her out yet?
Not yet. But don't rush me.
The clock's ticking.
What's wrong with tonight?
It's a school night.
I got homework.
Cody,
what's the problem?
Nothing,
but natalie's a brain.
You dropped me
in all those a.p. Classes.
My workload's insane.
[Whimpers]
This mission depends on you.
I know, but...
Come on. Tonight I have to do
Plus an essay on henry v,
not to mention my chores.
Of course, if I had
a little help...
I can't believe
what we're talking about.
All right!
The agency will take care of
your chores and your homework.
You focus on the girl.
[Indistinct
radio communication]
Man: teams a and b commence
domestic sanitation.
[Squeaking]
Man: team 3,
I need a new sponge.
Repeat, need
a new sponge, over.
You missed a spot.
[Barks]
Man: negative, negative.
Stand by, flannel only...
Which one would you prefer--
this one or this one?
I like this one.
Good choice.
Man: we have dust bunnies
on the second floor.
...to develop a secret weapon.
I'm gonna transmit images now.
This is dr. Brinkman,
head of e.r.i.s., And this...
François molay, his henchman.
Get out of the house,
get out of the house!
What? They're here?
They're not supposed to
be here for another hour.
I don't know.
Come on. Move!
[Frenzied shouting on radio]
Man: move, move! Get out! Go!
Come on, come on, come on.
Move, move!
Move it, get out of there.
Get that thing out of there.
Right there, let's go.
[Cat yowls]
Wait! Wait, wait, wait...
You will wait for me!
[Gasps]
Mr banks: what are they teaching
the kid at that new school?
Mr. Banks: oh, my god,
look at this.
Holy sh--
Cody?
Hey, cody, man, I know it's your
dream to play for the sonics,
But if that falls through,
You'd make somebody
a good janitor.
Well, you told me
to do my chores.
Honey, we are
very impressed.
Here's 5 bucks.
Thanks, mom.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm gonna go take
marvin for a walk.
Hey.
[People grunting and groaning]
Your homework
to your satisfaction?
Yeah.
Your room
is nice and tidy?
Mm-hmm.
Guinea pig cage
is clean?
Yeah.
Well, I think
we've done our part.
Now you do yours.
Call natalie.
In here?
[All grunt]
Man: hurry.
I'll do it
in my room.
He pooped twice.
[Farting]
Ohh...
That wasn't me.
I don't smell anything.
[All groaning]
Oh! Oh! Get out!
Everybody out!
Hello, natalie.
Guess who.
Hey, pretty lady.
What's goin' on?
Cody: dude. Natalie.
How are you doing?
Hi, natalie, it's cody.
I was just wondering
What you were doing
this saturday.
[Dialing number]
[Ringing]
Natalie: hello?
[Cody panting]
Natalie: hello?
Who is this?
[Beeps]
This mission is screwed.
We spent $10 million
training this kid,
And we did not teach him
how to talk to a girl?
Man: sir, I assure you,
we had no idea. We...
You're shy?
Cody's a little...delicate.
My mother's ceramic cat
collection is delicate!
This is national
security!
I'm sorry.
I've got reports
from the training program.
You bragged about
having lots of girls.
It was camp.
I exaggerated. Everyone does.
Woman: to quad 7.
Agent raymond...
Ok, so...
What is the truth?
Cody: well...
When it comes to girls,
I suck.
Ronica, you met my dad.
Well, I'm his son.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Somebody
has got to teach this kid
How to talk to a girl!
Cody, I understand you're having
a problem with women, son,
So I've assembled a team of
experts here to help you along
From the point of contact
to the point of closure.
You gotta close, cody.
Any species is predicated
upon mating.
Males and females
must couple,
Or the animal
will surely die off.
Look, I'm just trying
to get a first date.
Let me tell you
how the hyena does it...
See this thing here?
There's a lot
of laughing involved.
[Giggles]
It makes you wanna
give the good lord
A standing ovation.
Just wanna go, "hoooo!"
You gotta let her know she looks
fresh. Pay her compliments.
You gotta be smart.
Get some dirt on her, eh?
They can think out of both sides
of their brain at one time--
Emotion and intellect.
Check out
previous boyfriends.
Pick her up, don't be late.
It's a very bad way
to start off a first date.
My grandfather used to say,
"Oh, son, women
are like cow chips,
"The older they get, the easier
they are to pick up."
Let's take
a few deep breaths
As we turn to
the relationship pyramid.
Forget all that,
you gotta be straightforward,
Stern, commanding.
He's dead now.
And remember,
shower before seeing the girl.
No, no, you wanna be
dank, dusky and musky.
She's got to smell you.
My father was married
100 years or so.
You gotta smell like a man,
like a savage beast!
Pull the ring in the back of his
neck and he goes, "my fault!"
Like a wild animal,
the cheetah--
Excuse me.
Remember, if you find yourself
in a difficult position,
Hang on, fight it out!
Hole up, get your energy back
for the final push!
Think like a hyena.
Be a hyena.
Remember, in the fog of w*r,
It's the one who wants it
the most that comes out on top.
And I don't think
you want it the most.
I think you are
a pathetic loser.
I think you're a disgrace to
these honorable men and women.
How the hell are you
gonna hold your head up high
When you walk down
main street?
Straighten up
when I talk to you!
Thank you, general.
You're pathetic!
I'm sorry this had to happen.
This one's gonna be good.
Cody, don't say I never did
nothing for ya, brother.
Look at that.
Woman: hey, cody.
Come over here.
I'm free tonight,
what shall we do?
Cody: uh...
Uh...
Um...i...
[Croaks]
Kid can't even talk
to a simulated woman.
Maybe I should've
started him out
At a more
intermediate level.
[Groans]
Girl: wait, no,
it's a little uneven.
A little...
Up more on the right.
Girl: yeah, that looks good.
Just higher.
Ah!
Hey!
[Screams]
[Crowd gasping]
Are you ok?
Where did you
come from?
I transferred
from jefferson high.
This will help.
It'll make you feel better.
Could you hold this, please?
Man on p.a.: Nurse hatchett
to the football field.
I'll be right back, ok?
You think it's broken?
Ow.
Definitely not.
So, you're a doctor now?
Just experienced.
I've broken my leg, wrist,
a couple of fingers...
Let me guess,
driving accident?
Summer camp.
You know, one of those,
"Go and try and survive
in the wilderness" places.
It's crazy.
Natalie: I've only been
to summer camp once,
And it was
for gymnastics.
They never told me
you took gymnastics.
Who's they?
Uh...ooh...
Ok, that's it.
I have to do something.
Ow!
Sorry.
So, you do gymnastics.
That's awesome.
Thank you
for your help, uh...
Cody.
Cody.
You know, cody, you make
a really bad first impression,
And a terrible
second impression
But the third time?
It's really good.
You gotta see my fourth.
I'd like that.
Listen, it's kind of
short notice, but, um...
I'm having a birthday party
this weekend and...
I'd love to!
Great.
Hello, I'm substituting for miss
hatchett. Are you all right?
Yes, I'm fine, I just need
to get back to class.
Glad this young man
was there to save you, huh?
We're ok here, nurse.
We don't need any help.
I see here that your birthday
is coming up.
That's none of
your business, "nurse."
I'm gonna go.
Are you having a party?
You should invite cody.
It's the least you could do.
Did you invite him?
Yes, I did.
You did?
Natalie: cody,
I'll see you on sunday.
Oh, the theme is
las vegas.
All right,
see you there.
[Sighs]
Not a word. Not a word.
Ronica: be friendly
but keep a low profile,
You're not there
to socialize.
E.r.i.s. May have
inserted their own agents--
Casino dealers,
catering staff.
Anyone is suspect.
And remember--
these are dangerous men.
They'll think nothing of
harming you. So use caution.
First floor of the house
is a public area,
The second floor is
living space.
Down on the beach
is connors' personal lab.
If you forget anything,
The entire floor plan
is stored in your phone.
We'll be watching.
We're only a couple
of blocks away.
Hold still.
That really freaks me out.
Sorry. Ready?
Yeah. Let's go.
Why don't you take it?
You did get him his license?
Yeah.
♪ Baby girl, where you at? ♪
♪ Got no strings,
got men attached ♪
♪ Can't stop that feelin'
for long, no ♪
♪ You makin' dogs wanna beg ♪
♪ Breakin' them off
your fancy legs ♪
♪ But they make you feel
right at home ♪
Here he comes.
♪ See all these illusions
just take us too long... ♪
He's at the gate.
Name?
Banks. Cody banks.
You got some id, banks?
You mean my driver's license?
Yeah.
[Beeping]
Hmm. There were no g*ns
at my birthday party.
What's this?
My cell phone.
My mp3 player. You know these
stuffy parties, they get boring.
Yeah, you have fun.
[Engine revs]
He's in.
[Lively chatter]
[Music playing]
We have to pass these out now.
I'm like so over it.
Oh-h*-h*!
Oh, yeah!
That's what I'm
talkin' about!
[Women chatting indistinctly]
Guys, I'm 15, you know.
Hey.
[Soft rock music playing
distantly]
I'll see you later.
Man: sir?
Another card for you.
Hey, cody.
Hey, natalie.
How's your ankle?
Oh, it's much better.
But I think I'm gonna
have to hold off
On the cartwheels
for a while.
Yeah, you don't want
to have too much fun.
No.
Um, do you want something
to drink or anything?
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
♪ You say you'll be
there when I call... ♪
Oh, wow, I love it.
It's beautiful.
Can you help me?
Oh, sure.
♪ Can't hand you jewels
from the star ♪
♪ Nothing more than a heart
because that's all I've got ♪
Sorry.
I'm kind of new at this.
♪ And all that
I can do is try ♪
♪ I'm teaching myself
to dream ♪
Turquoise
is my favorite.
I know.
You're not supposed
to know that.
I know!
What?
Sorry, just this stupid
voice in my head.
Whoa!
Oh.
I have to go
play hostess.
Why am I'm not surprised
to see that you're the first--
Don't ever
interrupt me again!
Natalie: if you don't watch it,
you're going in the pool next.
It won't happen again,
I promise.
Yeah, right.
Place your bets.
Faites vos jeux.
10,000. Red 7.
Man: no more bets,
rien ne va plus.
Red 7.
Thank you.
Sir, it's just
play money.
[Beeps]
Guys?
Brinkman.
[Quacking]
This way, mr. Brinkman.
Cody: let's see
what they're up to.
You should wait
till it's clear.
No, I'll be ok.
I'm going down.
[Elevator whirs]
[Indistinct
radio communication]
I'm on the roof of the lab.
Cody, be careful, that place
is full of motion sensors.
Brinkman: I hope you haven't
spent all our money
On real estate.
Connors: uh, please don't
touch anything, ok?
I'll give you
a demonstration
In just a minute.
Dr. Connors, are you
prepared to mass produce?
Yes. But without
freezing temperatures,
I can't control
the nanobots.
That's not a problem.
We'll supply you with
all the ice you'll ever need.
Hey! No!
This one cube, how many
nanobots are there?
About 40,000, and
soon as it starts to melt,
They destroy everything
in their path.
Let's find out.
See if
they can eat this.
[Beeping]
[Beeping]
That's fine.
Temperature's rising,
turning to liquid form.
Woman on p.a.:
Thermo-containment disabled.
Entering the chamber.
As you can see, the nanobots
are ignoring the glass.
They're programmed
to destroy only the metal.
But if you stick
your finger in there
Your body temperature
will confuse them,
And you'll lose it...
Painfully.
Look at those
buggers go.
They're like
little pac-men.
Say, what is that thing,
by the way?
Just the guidance system
to a russian s.s.18
Intercontinental
ballistic m*ssile.
Are you getting this?
Molay: the americans use
similar components.
Congratulations.
You've given us
the power to neutralize
America's entire
strategic arsenal.
And leave it
defenseless.
You'll never get the nanobots
into a military facility.
Brinkman: yes, we will.
Wait a second.
That wasn't the deal. The deal
was you finance the project,
I decide what we do
with the technology.
No, no, no, no, no.
You are going
to program them
To march in
like a column of ants.
Now...
Shall we join
your daughter?
Woman on p.a.:
Thermo-containment engaged.
System activated.
I think they're leaving.
Make sure you get
a sample of those nanobots.
[Clunk, whirring]
I'm going in.
Bravo, agent banks.
[Beeping]
I've got one thing to say--
Mission accomplished.
[Crunching]
Cody: the ice is melting.
They're eating my shoe!
P.a.: System alert. Zone 2.
[Beeping]
Brinkman: what's that?
There seems to be some
activity in the lab.
What sort of activity?
[Cody grunting]
Get him back. Get him back!
These motion detectors
are ultra-sensitive.
It's probably
just an insect.
Or not. François.
Molay: code, doctor.
Connors: I'm going
as fast as I can.
Molay: hurry up! Come on!
Come on!
Ok, ok.
[Clunking overhead]
[Panting]
[Quacking]
Ducks.
Man:
false alarm. All clear.
Ouch! Ow!
Boy: I'll have
to show it to you.
Girl: what color is it?
Boy: uh, it's blue,
metallic.
Hey, horse boy, where
did you steal that car from?
Can't be yours.
Yeah, you're so poor
you can only afford one shoe.
Guys, not right now.
I'm really fried.
Well, maybe
we should, um,
Cool you off
with a swim.
That'll do it.
Guys, come on,
it's not a good idea.
[Whooping]
He's going in.
Come on. We need
to fix his tie!
[Grand skeem's sucka mc's
playing]
You're really starting
to annoy me.
[Laughter]
[Cheering]
He's in every single one
of my classes.
His moves are straight out
of the cia handbook.
I thought we got rid
of the cia with bolivar.
Now they've sent a kid.
Very impressive.
Commence the e.r.i.s.
Child recruitment campaign.
I've never been
so good with kids.
I've noticed.
We've gotta get out of here
immediately. Grab connors.
But I did a really
good job. Ronica!
They can't pull me
off this mission.
Secret agent cody banks.
You've made
the school newspaper.
I think it's safe to say
you've blown your cover.
We'll take it from here.
You'll stay at donovan
for another 2 weeks,
And you will stay away
from natalie connors.
I can't. I can't do that.
She trusts me.
You can, and you will.
It's your job. You knew that
when you picked this career.
I didn't pick this career.
It picked me.
I subscribe
to a few spy magazines
And surf the net
for some cool sites.
The next thing I know, I'm at
a cia summer camp. I was 13.
And now you're old enough
to know the rules.
Woman: will the owner
of the silver aston martin...
Here. This is
for good luck.
You might still be
in danger.
And we'll keep an eye
on you.
To keep me safe
or to keep me from natalie?
Dr. Connors,
why is there a slowdown?
We furnish you with every piece
of equipment you ask for.
You have absolutely,
unequivocally
Run out of excuses.
What's the problem?
I will not use science
To destroy the world.
You pompous,
know-all little nerd.
François, I think he needs
a little motivation.
[Doorbell]
I'll get it.
Hey, cody.
Natalie.
Uh...
Hi, mr. And mrs. Banks.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
That was a girl.
A hot girl.
Here you go.
2 Pistachios.
Thanks.
I cannot believe that you like
pistachio ice cream.
We have so much
in common, cody.
So, tell me again why we had
to sneak out the back door.
Natalie, there's something
I have to tell you.
You don't have
to say anything.
I know.
You do?
Yeah. And...
I think I feel
the same way, too.
Oh, man. Natalie...
I'm not the person
you...
Eat your burger.
Hey!
Come on!
You little runt!
[Natalie screams]
Hey!
Ahh!
Yeah!
What is going on here?
Get out of the way!
Your dad got involved
with some nasty people.
[Screams]
Stop it! Cody!
Molay: take care of him.
Get...in...the...
No!
Get in the car!
[Screams]
Man: hey.
[Grunts]
[Radio transmissions]
Wake up.
Hello.
Oh.
They took natalie. She's been
kidnapped. She's gone.
Should have stayed
away from her.
Don't worry, ok?
We're gonna get her back.
Let me help.
The director issued
explicit orders.
So, what happens to me?
Just go to school.
Hang out with your friends,
do your homework. Be a kid.
[Engine starts]
See you later, man.
It was good
working with you, cody.
Man: see you later, kid.
buenas noches, banks.
[Honks horn]
See you.
[Car horn plays
la cucaracha]
Are you ok? Where have you
been? What happened?
Cody, cody.
[Gasps]
Did that girl
do this to you?
No. That would be
the bullies we ran into.
It's no big deal.
Whoa, hey, and
you protected her?
Kinda.
What were you doing
out so late?
We just talked.
So you're ok?
Are you sure?
In that case, young man,
You are so grounded. Do you
have any idea what time it is?
Ok, go to your room.
[Computer bleeping]
Alex: I'm in the fire level,
where are you?
Boy on phone: still on level 2.
Cody: alex!
I gotta go.
I told you
not to touch my stuff.
Give me all that.
It's just a game boy.
I know what I'm doing.
This stuff is special.
So is the phone. Give it to me.
If you wanna disable
the surveillance lock,
Press pound-1-5.
If you wanna return
to the main menu...
Who's he?
A guy from
the phone company.
What guy from
the phone company?
A guy that works for the phone
company. What do you care?
You think I'm stupid?
What's going on here?
Fine.
I'm a junior secret agent
working for the cia.
They gave me this stuff.
Happy?
Whatever.
[Beeping]
What's this?
I don't know.
It's been doing that
for a couple of hours.
I think the battery's
low or something.
Turquoise
is my favorite.
I know.
She still has
the micro-sensor.
She's in
the cascade mountains.
Please, the director's gotta
talk to me. This is important.
Woman: he's not available.
Well, what about
ronica miles?
She is not available,
either.
Can you track her down?
I'm sorry, mr. Banks.
Will anybody
take my call?
Sorry, banks.
I have to go.
You can't leave.
You're grounded.
Alex, how would you
like to become
A junior junior agent?
What's in it for me?
[Bang]
Hey, rosychuk,
open the doors.
Er, yeah.
You don't need to see
a badge or anything?
No, not from you.
Didn't think so.
[Pin tinkles on floor]
Mrs. Banks:
I'm worried about cody.
What?
We haven't heard
a peep out of him.
Who?
Maybe I was
a little hard on him.
I think I'm just gonna
go check on him.
Mr. Banks: alex, go to bed.
[Beeping]
[Rings]
Hello?
Hello?
[Fast beeping]
[Dog barking]
Cody?
You all right?
Cody: I guess.
You gonna stay in here
all night?
I guess.
All right.
Are you mad at me and dad?
I guess.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Are you gonna disobey us again
and stay out past your curfew?
I guess.
[Gasps]
[Low voice] uh, uh,
I'm just kidding.
All right, then.
Good night.
[Sighs]
I need to get
to red face.
He stole the car?!
And a few other items, sir.
He's gone after
connors' daughter.
You have to admire
his perseverance.
No, I don't.
Resisting orders,
stealing government property.
Apparently my summer camp
wasn't training operatives,
It was training
hoodlums.
This is your fault.
You find that punk.
Or I'm gonna have your job.
Who let him in here, anyway?
Er, me, rosychuk.
Rosychuk.
[Growls]
[Boom]
Whoo-hoo!
♪ I'm gonna get free,
I'm gonna get free ♪
♪ I'm gonna get free,
ride into the sun ♪
♪ Come here, come here,
come here ♪
♪ I'll take your photo for ya ♪
♪ Come here, come here,
come here ♪
♪ Move out of california! ♪
[Low radar bleeping]
Man: stop. You have entered
a restricted area.
Stop!
[Screams]
Man: you are inside
a restricted area.
Stop, or you will be
intercepted.
Oh! Ohhhh!
[Grunts]
[Gasps]
[Aircraft approaching]
Oh, no.
Need any help?
No, I'm fine!
[Yells]
How'd you find me?
I threw away that
transceiver you put on me.
That wasn't a transceiver.
That was an 18-carat gold pin
that my mentor gave to me.
Sorry.
Don't you think the cia
has lojack on its stuff?
Even that board has one.
[Cody grunting]
Ooph!
[Grunting]
What are you doing?
What do you think?
I'm getting the board.
You can hop on with me
instead.
Listen, I'm not
going back with you.
I'm here to rescue
natalie.
Me, too.
There.
Woman on p.a.:
Stand clear of the doors.
Warning. Doors closing.
Stand clear of the doors.
Warning. Doors closing.
Stand clear of the doors.
Warning.
Man: everything's locked.
Woman on p.a.: Group 5
to yellow sector zebra niner.
Group 5 to yellow sector
zebra niner.
Everything ok?
Sir.
Woman: team red,
authorized level 4.
Team red,
authorized level 4.
So that's how they're doing it--
the ice cubes.
That's how they plan
to distribute the nanobots.
Everyone uses ice cubes.
No one will know what hit them.
[P.a. Announcements,
indistinct]
So difficult to get good sushi
in the mountains, françois.
How's the girl?
She's trouble.
She's 15 years old.
How much trouble can she be?
Man: signal force in play.
Ronica: go. Go!
[Huffing and sighing]
Woman:
blue team to sector 1-4.
Check.
Check.
Cody?
Shh!
Oh, my god!
They got you, too.
No. I'm here on my own.
What are you doing here?
How about we discuss it
Over some ice cream?
Come on.
I'm not going anywhere until
I find out what's going on here.
I'll tell you about it
later. Let's go.
No.
Last time I went out with you,
it didn't go so well.
Woman: group 5
to yellow sector...
Boss, take a look at this.
It's that kid again.
Go get him.
Guys, listen up.
It must be love.
You're not gonna propose
to me, are you?
No. I'm hiding
from the camera.
Oh.
Look.
I work for the cia.
Yeah, right!
No, really,
I'm serious.
I'm part of this
agent development program.
Getting to you
was my first assignment.
Why did you need
to get to me?
To get to your dad.
Oh.
Great. So...
So you just used me?
I cannot believe
what an idiot I am!
Cody, I thought
you were different.
Listen.
In the beginning, it was
just my assignment...
But towards
the end, they...
They what?
They pulled me
off the job.
Why?
They pulled me
off the job because...
I was getting too emotionally
attached to the subject.
We gotta go. Now.
Cody, what is the school
nurse doing here?
I was gonna
tell you but...
Hello. Ronica miles, cia.
Let's go.
Come on,
we gotta go!
Let's go.
Sorry.
Hi, fellas. We were just...
Leaving!
All right, come on, let's go.
Come on.
Cody!
Go get him!
Molay: go, go, go!
Man: get her!
[Grunting]
Woman on p.a.:
T minus 3 hours
Until distribution sequence.
T minus 3 hours
Until distribution sequence.
Don't tell me.
Cia, right?
Love that suit.
No place for a g*n
in there, eh?
Where is my dad?
I'm not going to tell you.
Where's little lover boy?
He can't get out.
We'll find him.
Bring connors up.
Central...
Intelligence...
Agency.
Just in time.
P.a.: Tag team to quadrant c,
cargo pods.
Tag team to quadrant c,
cargo pods.
Natalie!
Natalie: dad!
Brinkman: dr. Connors.
I'm going to place
this ice cube
Containing thousands
of nanobots,
On your daughter's
forehead.
No!
Program the nanobots
to obey that remote control.
If you don't,
Her body temperature
will cause the ice to melt,
Releasing the nanobots
Which will then eat away
indiscriminately.
Dad, don't do it.
All right, I'll do it.
Just let her go.
Program the remote, and
that's exactly what I'll do.
All right.
Stay--stay calm, natalie.
Look at the water on your
daughter's forehead, doctor.
I can't do it this quick,
I need more time.
This is a very
complicated process.
Ice is melting.
Cody: give it up, brinkman!
Let her go.
What are you gonna do
about it?
How about I blow this place up?
Now let natalie go.
No.
Cody! Cody, do it.
[Screams]
Ahhh!
Come on, come on, let's go!
Oh!
Ah!
Man: go, go, go!
[Roars]
[Gulps]
[Choking]
[Groans]
François, get the remote!
Stop them, françois!
Stop them!
It's not gonna work.
Do it! Do it!
[Crunching and squelching]
[Brinkman
choking and gurgling]
[Screams]
[Shouting]
[Brinkman choking,
crunching noises]
François!
Boss!
Molay: I can't stop them!
I don't know what to do.
[Roars]
Nice job.
Thanks.
Are you all right?
Yeah.
Let's go, come on.
Yeah.
Connors: let's go.
Natalie: cody, come on!
Woman on p.a.: Warning.
Nanobot containment breach.
Please proceed to
the nearest evacuation tunnel.
Warning.
Nanobot containment breach.
Please proceed to
the nearest evacuation tunnel.
[Screams]
Natalie: dad! Dad!
Natalie! Natalie!
Meet us at the chopper.
Dad!
Be careful.
Come on. Come on!
Come on!
[Men shouting]
Come on.
[Rumbling]
[Engine revving]
Go!
Get in.
Woman:
nanobot containment breach.
Please proceed to
the nearest evacuation tunnel.
Warning...
[Alarms buzzing]
Please proceed to
the nearest evacuation tunnel.
I don't see them.
Ronica: relax,
they'll be here.
I do not see them.
Where are they?
Duck!
There they are,
there they are!
[Natalie screams]
Thank god.
Come on, we gotta go.
Connors: get in, get in.
[Crash]
They're jammed.
Come on! Come on!
[Metallic scratching]
Go! Lift off.
What is he doing?
He's gonna go find a way
to open the doors.
[Metallic scratching]
Oh, my god.
Connors: why don't you
land this thing,
So we can make a run for it?
In case you haven't noticed,
there is no place to land.
Brrr!
[Grunting]
P.a.: Please proceed to
the nearest evacuation tunnel.
Warning. Nanobot...
[Loud expl*si*n]
Please proceed to
the nearest evacuation tunnel.
Warning.
Nanobot containment breach.
Please proceed to
the nearest evacuation tunnel.
Go! The doors! The doors! Go!
Here I go.
Yeah! Yeah!
[Beeping]
[Natalie screams]
[Roars]
[Roars]
You messed up
my haircut. See?
See?
Cody: no!
[Punch]
[Laughs]
[Groans]
[Yells]
Come here.
Come here!
[Punch]
[Crunching]
No! No!
Whoa!
[Screams]
Go, go, go!
I know, I know!
[Laughs]
Sorry about your hair.
Yeah?
Not as sorry
as you're going to be.
[Laughs]
How's your family?
They're
a little worried.
Really?
They want me to go back
to public school.
You know, it's "safer."
Mm-hmm.
Sorry. I know
that freaks you out.
No, it's ok.
You're my handler.
Partner.
[Applause]
[Cheering and whistling]
Congratulations.
Good job.
Woman:
nicely done, agent banks.
Come here, you big lug!
Ok, ok.
Man: nicely done, kid.
You're the man!
[Applause stops]
Well done, banks.
Your country's
proud of you.
If there's ever anything
we can do for you,
Anything at all...
Well, there is
one thing.
I cannot believe that I got
my driver's license!
And so fast, too!
Yeah.
It's kinda weird.
So weird.
[Horns blaring]
Hey!
Hey, come on, calm down.
Calm down.
The road, the road.
We're going...
♪ I know
I can't always win... ♪
[Tires screech, horns blare]
♪ Do more than dream life ♪
♪ Sing... ♪
It's so beautiful
out here.
Just like you.
[Melodic beeping]
[Sighs]
Ronica: little boy blue,
come blow your horn.
Ronica, not now!
Cody, do not turn me off.
I need to speak to you.
Cody, turn me around
this instant.
[Ronica screams]
Now, what was
my mission?
I think you were
about to kiss me.
♪ You know
just what to say ♪
♪ How could you be so cool? ♪
♪ Life is good
when you're around ♪
♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪
♪ I can't believe
what I have found ♪
♪ Nothing can hold me down ♪
♪ One thing I have to know ♪
♪ Just how far
that we could go ♪
♪ I want to go outside
and show the whole world ♪
♪ That everything I've got ♪
♪ Some say is not a lot ♪
♪ But it's what I want ♪
♪ Life is good
when you're around ♪
♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪
♪ I can't believe
what I have found ♪
♪ Nothing can hold me down ♪
♪ Life is good
when you're around ♪
♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪
♪ I can't believe
what I have found ♪
♪ Nothing can hold me down ♪
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