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Thief Lord, The (2006)

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Thief Lord, The (2006)

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[Dog Barking In Distance]

[Footsteps Approaching]

[Panting]

[Bed Squeaking]

[Boy's Voice] Prosper, they can't

send you to the orphanage.

- They can't. You're a brother.

We have to stick together.

- [Sighs]

Prosper, please don't leave me.

Don't leave me.

[Man On TV, Indistinct]

[Panting]

[Grunts]

[Straining]

Bo.

Prosper.

Have you got your things?

- We have to go fast.

- I knew you wouldn't leave me with them.

- Come on.

- [Alarm Blaring]

- [Dog Barking In Distance]

- Jump.

Quick, Bo. Jump.

- [Alarm Continues]

- I pumped it up yesterday.

[Woman]

I knew it. I knew it! That wretched brother!

Come back here, you... kidnapper!

You'll be locked away

for good this time!

Oh! Oh, my poor little baby!

[Gasps]

- [Tires Screeching]

- Prop, where's this train going?

Hopefully south.

Hey, Bo, give us a hand.

[Straining]

Oh, push! Bo, push!

[Coughing]

Are we nearly there?

Almost.

[Coughing]

[Chattering]

Look, Prop, gondolas.

What are you doin' opening the boxes?

Put 'em back.

I didn't. This one

was open already.

Put 'em back anyway.

They don't belong to us.

- [Ship Horn Honking]

- [Scoffs]

[Whistles Softly]

Buongiorno.

You'd appear to be looking for me.

"Victor Getz, investigations

of all kinds." Follow me.

I came across these tortoises

at the fish market.

Poor wrinkled things.

Freezing their little bottoms off

amongst all that ice.

- Come on. We have to go.

- [Bo] What's the matter?

Just do as I say,

all right?

Oi! Oi, what do you think-

Where do you think you're going?

Won't have little thieves on my boat!

- Get off! Let go!

- Give 'em here!

- Give it!

- What have you stolen?

Come on, Bo.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Hurry up! Hurry up!

[Groans]

Disguise, madam. A necessity

in my line of business, you understand?

So, what can I do for you?

Anything lost or stolen?

This is what we have lost.

Oh, children.

I've tracked down

many things in my time-

suitcases, dogs, the occasional husband-

[Laughs]

But you're the first clients

who've ever mislaid their children...

- Mr. And Mrs. -

- Hartlieb.

Mr. And Mrs.

Maximilian Hartlieb.

And they are not

our children.

Prosper and Boniface

are my late sister's sons.

She raised the boys

on her own.

Oh, Prosper and Boniface.

What peculiarly charming names.

Yes, well, my late sister

had a fondness...

for anything peculiar.

[Clears Throat]

However, when she died,

three months ago...

my husband and I applied

for custody of Boniface.

[Scoffs] Well, we could hardly be

expected to take on his older brother as well.

I mean, any reasonable person

could see that.

- Prosper kidnapped Bo a week ago-

- Mm-hmm.

And brought him here to Venice.

And what makes you so sure

that they came here...

- if you don't mind-

- Their mother loved Venice.

She planned to move here

with the boys...

filled their heads with

all manner of hocus-pocus...

about the magical things

that happen here.

I'm hungry.

[Sighs]

It's the last one.

[Exhales]

Have we got any more money?

Don't worry.

I'll find us enough to eat.

I know, 'cause you're

my big bro.

[Coughing]

[Coughing Continues]

Okay.

Wait here, okay?

Where are you going?

[Doorbell Jingling]

Scusi.

[Shouts]

- I was gonna put it back!

- That's what they all say!

Come on!

- [Doorbell Jingles]

- Stop, thief!

Get back here!

[Panting]

[Grunts]

I think we lost him.

[Sighs]

- [Coughing]

- I think we lost ourselves as well.

- Prop?

- Hmm?

When you have no money,

do you have to run away from everyone?

We're not running away

anymore, Bo.

Mum wanted us to be here.

- This is where we live now.

- [Coughs] Here?

[Laughs]

No, silly. In Venice. There must be

a reason why she loved it so much.

- What?

- Th-The fish man looked at me.

You're tired. The shadows

can play tricks on you in the night.

- Are you lost?

- No.

You look lost to me.

- [Coughing]

- Who are you? What do you want?

- Questions better put by me to you.

- [Coughs]

Prosper. My little brother, Bo.

Have you lost

your mummy and daddy?

- [Prosper] Yes, as a matter of fact.

- Then I'll help you find them.

You can't. They're-

They're not with us anymore.

Ah, orphans. And so young.

Now, tell me...

what did you steal?

Money, jewels?

Are you lock-pickers?

Purse-pickers?

Pocket-pickers?

We're not thieves.

Please just leave us alone.

We have no money.

Now run along home,

wherever that may be.

- This is where we live now.

- Don't be ridiculous.

Do you know

what happens here after dark?

Things little eyes

should never, ever see.

- We're not scared.

- Not scared?

Well, aren't you

the little tiger?

- [Growls]

- We're not scared of here. We're not scared of you.

Good. Then follow me to safety.

- Right this way.

- [Squeaking]

[Sighs] Or would you rather sleep

in the dark and damp doorways?

Did I mention the rats?

What have we got

to lose, Prop?

Gentlemen, my humble abode...

the Stella...

- our star lair.

- [Bell Ringing]

Strictly no grown-ups

allowed.

You're not a grown-up, are you?

Only some of them are very small.

You wouldn't be trying to trick me

on my own turf, would you?

I'm six and a quarter.

That makes you a V.I.P.

You give me the willies

every time you're late.

- Have I ever let you down?

- What are they doing here?

They need my help,

just like you did, Riccio, dear boy.

Remember?

We've been stakin' out the Palazzo Pisani

for days, like you told us.

- It's always crowded. Parties and things.

- Then I'll fit in perfectly.

- Are you thieves or something?

- Not just any thieves.

Scip's the Thief Lord,

the greatest thief in Venice.

[Prosper]

Aren't you scared of the police?

2:00. Typical. Steal a watch next time.

We were gonna send out a search party.

This little fellow has a nasty cough. Do you have

anything for it in your medicine cupboard?

- Who are they?

- They're friends of mine.

They need to crash here.

Enough said?

[Riccio] Here comes Matron

with her magic potion.

It's all right.

I won't bite. I'm Hornet.

This is the wardrobe.

- You're burning up. Does it hurt when you cough?

- Help yourselves. Really.

Well, he won't get better

in these sodden old rags.

We have to go back and pick up my haul.

I left it somewhere near the Contarini.

- In the middle of the night?

- What's it, past your beddy-byes, Mosca?

I don't think it'd be good for him,

walking around in the night.

I don't recall saying

anything about walking.

[All Shouting]

[Mosca] Whoa, Scip!

How'd you steal this?

Nothing's safe from the Thief Lord.

Go faster, Scip! Faster!

- Hold on!

- The best.

[Man On Loudspeaker] This is the police.

Slow down your boat and stop.

- [Siren Wailing]

- [Mosca] Come on, Scip. Step on it.

- Step on it!

- [Riccio] Quicker, Scip!

[Man On Loudspeaker]

I repeat, this is the police.

- Slow down and stop the boat!

- [Siren Continues]

[Riccio]

Quick, Scip. They're gettin' closer!

Faster! Faster!

- [Hornet] Scip, come on!

- [Siren Continues]

- [Prosper] Shouldn't we stop?

- [Scipio] What, and ruin the fun?

- [Hornet] What do we do now?

- [Scipio] Watch this.

- [Man] Look out!

- [Man #2 Shouts]

- Oh, no!

- [Gasps]

Is it gold?

Gold, silver, glittering jewels,

plucked from the grown-ups.

Put it down.

They stole it.

Boy, one day, they're gonna

catch you, Scip.

Take everything to Barbarossa,

and try and get a decent price this time.

How? He just laughs at us.

[Scoffs] The fat pig.

- Prop can do it. He's great at selling things.

- Hey.

When we sold my old toys

at the secondhand shop...

they tried to give us peanuts,

so he just went-

like a stone,

so they gave us lots more money.

- Bo.

- Okay. You try.

And if you manage to outfox

the old scoundrel...

you and your brother can

stay as long as you like.

Your big moment,

Mr. Stoney Face.

[Doorbell Jingles]

What are you smiling at,

hedgehog boy?

Go and wait in the office.

Don't touch anything,

understood?

[Whispering]

What a rude man.

I call him fat, oily

slaphead slimeball.

All right, let the dog

see the bone.

[Exhales] There are a couple of decent

items here, so I'm going to offer...

a hundred, which is very generous.

Well, let's just say

I'm in a generous mood today.

A thousand or no deal.

Have you lost your mind, boy?

I make you a generous offer-

too generous-

and you insult me

with fanciful nonsense.

Tell the Thief Lord to send the boat boy

or the hornet girl next time...

if he wants to continue doing business

with Ernesto Barbarossa.

I'm the Thief Lord's

official negotiator now.

300 for the lot.

Most of it's rubbish.

Eight.

Four.

- Seven.

- 475.

687 and a half.

You're a clever lad...

so...

I'm going to give you...

500.

That's the last time I let you

treat me like a child.

[Doorbell Jingles]

One more thing.

[Chuckles]

A client of mine is looking

for someone who will-

Shall we say, procure

a certain item for him?

If he's sick, why doesn't he

go to the doctor?

He's looking for someone

who'll steal something for him.

Is that clear enough

for your mucky ears?

And tell the Thief Lord...

that there's big money

in it for him.

Mmm? Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Stop it. It tickles.

Just a little more.

[Laughs]

You need to stay

in bed for a bit.

Where were you goin'? And what would you

have done if Scipio hadn't picked you up?

I think we could've managed it.

Prop's very brave,

and I'm good at cheering him up...

so we make a good team.

We all take care of each other here.

All of us are orphans too.

I'm not an orphan! My dad went away

in a ship, and he hasn't come back here...

but he thinks of me all the time.

- That's what he keeps telling us.

- It's true!

One day, I'll sail all over the world,

and I'll find him!

- I believe you, Mosca.

- [Chuckles]

Prosper, Scipio will never

let anyone sell his loot ever again.

Boy, we never dare talk

to Fatty Slaphead like that.

Yeah, well, those things

are probably worth even more.

Prosper, come back!

Prosper, come back.

I've got to get some of this.

Look at all this stuff.

Let's celebrate, Prop.

We should get the money

back to the others first.

Excuse me, son.

Your name's Prosper, isn't it?

[Grunts]

Whoo-hoo! Take that, furry face!

[Groans]

Hey, come back!

What's the matter?

Victor?

Ciao, Victor.

You can't fool me

with that mustache.

Oh, excuse me, Ida, but I'm on a case.

I can't talk now.

Oh, hope I didn't ruin anything.

Suits you though.

- [Clattering]

- [Ida Gasps] Oh, I'm so sorry.

Why are you running?

- [Prosper] That man knew my name.

- So what?

So what?

- [Panting]

- Okay. Cool it. So what if he knew your name?

- I think he's trying to get me.

- I think you were trying to nick our money.

Yeah, and leave

my brother behind?

- All that cash- I thought

you were trying to trick me.

- [Prosper Scoffs]

Oh, man. Maybe you're right.

I know. This way.

- [Prosper] Who is he?

- Some kind of private detective.

Victor the snooper-

That's what they call him.

[Ship Horn Honks]

Hey! Wait, wait.

Whoa, whoa.

Hey!

- #...#...[Pop Rock]

- Here's to Prop.

[All]

Cheers.

From now on,

our chief loot seller.

In fact, you've done so well, I think

I'm gonna give myself a little break.

But you can't stop. Not now.

Barbarossa's got a customer.

He's lookin' for a thief.

Said there's big money in it.

And I'll help you, Scip.

I'll come with you.

No, you won't.

Don't be so stupid.

Scipio gave me the kittens, so I'm gonna

help him with the stealing, and that's that.

I'll do it. Bigger money

equals bigger plans.

- And bigger cakes to buy.

- See?

#...#...[Continues]

Va bene.

My customer will meet

the Thief Lord in the confessional...

at the back left

of the Basilica San Marco.

Mmm. And the Conte...

likes to shroud himself

in mystery.

- Is he a real conte?

- Are you deaf? What did I just say?

As far as your stupid head

is concerned, he is the Conte.

Now, is there anything more

you need to know?

No need to fly off the handle.

- What time?

- Tomorrow afternoon, 3:00 sharp.

And I reserve the right to fly off the handle

whenever I feel like it. Thank you very much.

3:00, back left chapel...

basilica, confessional.

- Got it. Come on, Prop.

- Hold on, hedgehog boy.

Now, you and your snotty little friend

can tag along if you want...

but your master has

to be there in person...

- Got it?

- But the Thief Lord won't like that at all.

Won't he? Well,

he'll have to live with it.

Otherwise he doesn't

get the job.

[Whispering]

Hey, Victor.

You know, I preferred you

with a mustache.

Ida! What brings you here?

Oh, I'm just out and about

with my camera.

Oh, am I, uh, interrupting

important detective work again?

- Well, I am still on the case.

- Oh, how exciting.

- What sort of case?

- Well, I can tell you that it involves kids.

Well, I'm sure they're innocent.

No, no, no. This case

isn't about guilt or innocence.

[Ida]

Look, if children are in trouble...

it's usually because they've been

misled or used by adults.

You should lock up the parents.

Well, I'm sure I'll be running into you

again, when you're up to no good.

Anyway, drop by and

see my new house one of these days...

instead of loitering

on San Marco all the time.

- Well, it's just that they say

everyone crosses San-

- Ciao!

Never mind.

[Scipio] Prosper, Mosca, you come inside

with me, and the others wait here.

[Bo]

But I don't want to wait here.

[Riccio]

Me neither! Why can't we all go?

Because Scipio said so, or is that

not a good enough reason for you?

#...#...[Organ]

[Whispering]

I don't like churches.

They give me the creeps.

Perhaps he's not here yet.

One should not wear a mask

in church...

any more than a hat.

One should not plan a theft

in a confessional either...

and that's what

we're here for, right?

So, you are the Thief Lord.

Well, keep your mask if you must.

I can still see that you are very young.

Yes, and you're very old.

- Does age matter in this transaction?

- Not in the least.

So-

[Coughing]

Signor Barbarossa

has surely told you...

that I am looking for someone

to retrieve something for me-

something for which I have

searched for many long years.

What about the payment?

[Laughs]

I see you are a businessman.

Your fee will be 50,000,

payable upon delivery.

50,000?

[Clears Throat]

Sounds like a fair price.

[Imitating Birdcall]

Come on, little boy.

Look at me.

Look at the silly old fool

who's playing scarecrow.

[Singsong]

Come on.

[Gasps]

Hornet, Riccio, look!

What?

Nothing.

- Buongiorno.

- [Conte's Voice] You will see

that what you are to steal...

is of great value only to me.

It is made neither of gold...

nor of silver...

but of wood.

- When should we deliver it to you?

- As soon as your skills permit.

I am an old man.

I have only one wish

left in this world-

to hold in my hands that which

you are to steal for me.

How do I know

how to find you?

You will find everything you need

in this confessional when I have left.

Send me word of your success,

and you will receive...

a letter from me the very

next day at Barbarossa's.

So, what's your name...

kind fellow, noble knight?

- Bo. What's yours?

- Vict-

Victor?

I'm- I'm a victim

of circumstances.

[Spits] All these rotten pigeons.

[Chuckles]

A basket. What's inside?

Whatever it is,

I think it's alive.

Don't open it.

It could be a poisonous snake.

- [Rustling]

- [Shouts, Gasps]

- [Exhales]

- [Pigeon Cooing, Rustling]

It's a homing pigeon.

- Don't think it's poisonous.

- [Laughs]

Hey, you know, uh, I live in a hotel

just near the Grand Canal.

- What about you?

- In a cinema.

You live in a cinema?

What, so you can

watch movies all day long?

- No, it's broken, but Mosca's trying to mend it.

- Oh.

Yeah, what's it called?

Can't remember.

Wouldn't it be nice...

if you had a proper house

to live in?

I mean, don't you have any relatives

who could take care of you?

There's my Aunt Esther,

but she's not nice, and she never smiles.

Uh-huh. You're telling me.

Where's Bo?

I've got to go.

It was nice talking to you.

You take care of yourself, all right?

[Clears Throat]

[Woman] It's many times more magnificent

than any photograph can portray.

Furthermore, this city is alive

with tales of magic and enchantment.

... but paying close attention

to the stories and details...

which make Venice

so alluring to-

[Door Closes]

This Victor thingummy-

What did he ask you?

[Bo]

He asked me my name.

Did you tell him?

What else did you

tell him, Bo?

I'm not sure.

Did Aunt Esther send him?

- But he was friendly.

- Bo, how many times do I have to tell you?

- Do not talk to strangers.

- I know. I know.

- But he was funny.

- What was he wearing?

Blue jacket

and a red cap.

[Bo]

And his watch had a moon on it.

Scusi.

I wonder if you'll be so kind

as to tell me the time.

- Yeah, quarter past 4:00.

- Thank you.

That's a truly remarkable

watch you have there.

Does it tell the time

on the moon too?

Mmm. Perhaps you're a tourist.

Where are you visiting from?

- I'm an Eskimo. Can't you tell?

- Really? That is fascinating.

[Clears Throat]

Uh, everything's shipshape and

Bristol fashion with your false beard now.

Let me go! I don't

want to go with you!

- Let me go!

- Get off me! I'm not doing-

- In broad daylight!

- Someone call the police!

I took his wallet, so you can find out

some more about the snooper.

- Thank you.

- Come on, Scip. What is it?

- Is that your uncle's?

- Uh, some kind of wing.

Must be a lion's wing.

It's probably an angel's wing,

made of wood, just like the Conte said.

50,000 for a wooden wing?

We must be missing something.

Perhaps this'll explain it.

"The wing in the photograph...

"is the counterpart

to the wing I'm looking for.

"The pigeon's name is Sofia, and she's

a friendly and dependable creature.

When you have the wing, set her free,

and she will find me."

- [Bo] Sofia.

- [Kitten Mews]

Sofia, do you like

pussycats?

[Scipio] Stake out the house.

Find out everything you can.

I'll meet you there

Wednesday at 10:00.

I have to go now. I'll be out

of the city again for a couple of days.

Scip, please, let us

help you with this job.

I mean, not just the staking out,

but the stealing.

Okay. Why not?

You're right. I might need

my trusty cohorts for this assignment.

Buongiorno, Dottore.

Victor Getz.

I, um-Yeah, I understand that you own

a disused picture house- the Stella-

and as I'm writing an article

on the history of Venetian cinema...

I was wondering if I could have

your permission to look around it.

- Father, I think the cat's sick.

- Scipio, can't you see I have a visitor?

How often do I have

to tell you to knock?

- [Meows]

- I just thought-

I just thought

we could, uh, see the vet.

I don't give a damn

about your wretched cat!

It's sick because it's just had kittens.

I'm not wasting my money on a vet.

Continue, um, Signor-

Getz.

[Clears Throat]

As I was saying, the history of the Venetian

cinema has many fascinating stories...

a lot of them

involving the Stella.

The tenants couldn't

pay their rent anymore.

Ah, excuse me, Mr. Getz.

I believe my distinguished guests

from Rome have just arrived.

Yes, you have my permission. Scipio, will you

find this gentleman the key to the Stella?

Good day, sir. Send me a copy

of your article as soon as it is published.

My son here will

find you the key.

- [Door Closes]

- Hey!

Where do you think

you're going?

To warn your pickpocket

girlfriend?

I spent five hours with the carabinieri

because of her.

Hey! Get-

When's your film

going to be finished?

Any day now, but we need

to fix the projector to watch it.

- What's it about?

- [Bell Ringing]

[Panting]

[Knocking On Door]

[Gasps]

Let me in!

- Okay, I'll go see who it is.

- [Mosca] I'm coming with you.

Hey! You stay here.

- Scipio.

- Who else did you think it was?

- You said you were going away.

- Lock the door. Quick!

- You have to get out of here now.

- Get a load of you!

No time to explain.

The snooper's found out about this place.

- Get what you need, and let's go.

- How did the snooper find out?

Where are we supposed to go?

We're staying right here.

[Whistling]

[Lock Clicks]

So, hide-and-seek, is it?

You think just because I'm a grown-up

I'm no good at this.

Well, sorry to disappoint you...

but I just happen to be

a first-class seeker.

You can't hide forever,

you know!

What are you gonna live on?

Begging and petty thievery?

Hey, Victor.

Have you got a g*n?

Yeah, of course.

You want to see it?

I'm not scared.

It's probably a fake one anyway.

Well, aren't you

the smarty-pants?

- [Bo] Now!

- [Thudding]

- [Victor Screams]

- [Children Shouting]

[Scipio]

Get him on the floor!

[Groaning]

You! Ya brat!

- [Muffled Shouting]

- That'll teach you to cross

swords with the Thief Lord.

- Ask him how he found us.

- Why? He'll just tell us lies like all grown-ups do.

- Just throw him in the canal then.

- [Screams]

[Mumbling]

[Gasps, Exhales]

Your boss give you

permission to do that?

- Bet he was trying to poison me with that rag.

- Please calm down.

- I'm sorry about the gag.

- [Sighs]

I have to ask you-What are you

doing here? Go back to sleep.

What are you doing here?

Are you going to throw him in the canal?

Bo, I'm serious!

Go back to bed.

Please don't send me

back to Esther.

Well, someone's got

to look after you.

But Prosper already looks

after me, and Hornet.

Yeah, well, I'm afraid

they're not really old enough.

And the Thief Lord?

He's nearly 16.

Oh, the Thief Lord.

[Chuckles]

I could tell you a thing or two

about your Scipio.

- The Thief Lord is none of your business.

- [Groaning]

Prop, why does he need that?

We're the only ones who can hear him.

Thanks, little un.

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Dottore]

Fear not.

I have no compunction about

offering you my services 24-7.

As you know,

my wife and I are separated...

but my son is nothing more

than a minor nuisance.

I often wonder what

all the fuss is about with children.

In a few days' time, my brother,

who is a retired army captain...

will be moving in to assume responsibility

for his education...

on a full-time basis.

Then, at least, we shall get some sense

and discipline knocked into him.

[Hornet]

So what do we do now? How do we get in?

[Dog Barking]

Hey, look.

- [Barking Continues]

- That must be the housekeeper.

I'll go have

a little chat with her.

[Barking Continues]

Oh, watch out!

What the devil were you meaning

running into me like that?

Are you a thieving little

pickpocket or something?

No, I'm not.

Sorry about your shopping.

I'm just looking for Dr. Spavento.

He's my new dentist.

Is that his surgery?

What does he think

he's doing?

- Let me help you with your shopping.

- But-Well-

Where are you going? Well,

what are you doing with my shopping?

- [Riccio] Is this your house?

- Well, it's not mine, of course.

It's Signora Spavento's.

- Wait for me!

- [Barking]

Goodness, you may as well

carry it into the house.

What about Scip?

Shouldn't we have waited?

Nah, he probably got held up somewhere.

Don't worry. He trusts us.

What are you kids doing? If you don't

want to buy a paper, then get lost.

[Scoffs]

We're not annoying anyone.

You're annoying me and giving me heartburn

and disturbing my valuable customers.

They're not disturbing me.

Hmm. Very well, signora.

If you say so.

So, what are you all up to?

None of your business.

Charming.

Sorry, signora.

He's just a bit upset.

Well, why don't you go

and find an adventure?

We're not allowed to do anything

without permission from my mother.

Oh, that's a shame.

I was always getting into trouble

when I was your age.

But it was worth it.

The excitement of the unknown.

That's what my mum used to say

when she was alive.

You must miss her very much.

I do.

[Bell Ringing]

Where's Mosca? I told you

not to come to the door.

Mosca's busy. He's fixing

the projector with Victor.

He doing what?

I don't believe it!

Is this your idea of keeping watch?

- Who said you could untie him?

- Calm down, Riccio.

- He gave me his word of honor

that he wouldn't run away.

- Victor's our friend now.

Friend? Are you barmy,

you silly baby?

I'm not a silly baby.

And he is my friend, so there.

He's our prisoner, our enemy! Scip's gonna

go ballistic when he finds out about this.

- Where is he anyway?

- He didn't show up.

Oh, you don't say.

What's that supposed to mean?

Spit it out, fat face!

Oh, aren't you

the charming little rodent?

Well, I'm afraid you've all

fallen under the spell of a liar.

- [Grunts]

- [Victor Groans]

Stop. Stop it.

And you stop talking in riddles.

- We won't hold him back next time.

- Oh, what a threat.

I could show you where to find

the answer to these riddles...

but I don't suppose

you'd believe me.

[Knocking On Door]

Good evening, signora.

- Do you happen to know a boy called Scipio?

- What is this, some mischief?

We were supposed

to meet him today.

Bo, Prosper, Hornet, Riccio

and Mosca-

- That's us. We're his friends.

- Va bene.

Wait, wait!

Two of you is enough.

[Door Closes]

Look at this, Prop.

[Gasps]

Prosper.

Hey, Scip!

What are you still doing here?

- Don't you have a tutorial this evening?

- Not for an hour.

And who are these urchins?

They're my friends.

What did I tell you about

mixing with the hoi polloi?

How are you going to become

officer material...

if you insist on fraternizing

with the unwashed?

Thank God your uncle

will be here soon.

They're leaving anyway.

What that your dad?

Have you got a mum as well?

Don't look at me like that.

I was going to tell you anyway.

You could tell everybody right now.

The others are waiting outside.

I've got my lesson now.

But I can get away tonight.

As for the break-in,

everything stays as planned, okay?

Don't make me laugh.

All that loot was taken

from this house, wasn't it?

The Thief Lord is

a little rich boy's game.

And we were your fools.

- [Prosper Sighs]

- [Riccio] See?

- It wasn't our Scip.

- Yes, it was.

- And his dad's a meanie.

- His what?

- His dad.

- What are you talking about?

Scip doesn't have a dad.

Why don't you go

introduce yourself?

Scipio! Scipio,

I know you're in there!

Come out now and tell me

it's not true!

Now open the door!

Open the door now!

[Shouting]

What the devil's going on?

I don't know who you are or what business

you have with my son here...

but if you know what's good for you,

you'll stop this infernal racket...

and take yourself and your disgusting

little friends away from here...

and never let me see you

around this house again!

[Gasps]

"Victor's word of honor-

"The Hartliebs will not

hear a word from me...

unless I find out

about a strange break-in."

We have to catch him again. And this time

I swear he's going in the canal...

and Scipio can go with him

for all I care.

And what does this mean?

"Enjoy the show"?

"Enjoy the show"?

I don't believe it!

He must've done it!

Whoo-hoo!

Mosca Films presents...

- a film by Mosca in Scratch-Vision.

- [Laughing]

To the ends of the world.

[Imitates Water Splashing]

[Bo] Wow. Mosca's dad

is waiting for him on an island.

- Dad!

- [Laughing]

Dad, I've missed you!

[Deep Voice]

I miss you too, Son.

Yea! I'm so glad to see you!

- Yea!

- [Prosper] Oh, that's cool.

[Laughing]

Yea!

He fixed it. Even the curtain

and the dimmer work.

See, I told you Victor's

our friend now.

Okay. Your buddy fixed the projector.

Whoop-de-do.

What about the deal with the Conte? We can't

forget that just 'cause Vic the sneak says so.

Do any of you actually know anything

about breakin' in?

Scip's gonna be no help.

You know that, right?

Who cares about Scipio?

We'll do it without him.

Look, once we got the 50,000,

we won't need anyone-

no grown-ups

and no phony Thief Lord.

We'll do it tonight.

The sooner the better.

What do you think?

Are you in?

- I suppose so.

- Good.

What about you, Prop?

Prop, are you in or not?

No way.

- [Motor Whirring]

- [Riccio] I could open that door

with my eyes closed.

[Hornet] What if they're still awake?

What do we do then?

[Whirring Continues]

Jeepers, Bo!

I almost had a heart attack.

- You forgot something really important.

- What?

- It's under my jumper.

- What?

Me!

[Whispering]

Bo.

Mosca? Hornet? Riccio?

- Where's Bo?

- Shh.

- Bring him back here right now.

- Calm down.

He snuck out and threatened to wake up the whole

square if we didn't help him over the wall.

Here. Catch.

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

- [Bell Tolling]

- I should've left you with Esther.

- You want to go to an orphanage

or a boot camp for babies?

- Shh!

- I'm stay-

- [Whispering] See what I mean?

Don't do that again, okay?

I almost peed my pants.

[Clattering]

[Gasps]

[Whispering]

What are you doing here? Get lost.

What are you doing here?

This is my job.

Oh, shut up,

you lying piece of crap.

This might just be one big jolly for

a rich boy like you, but we need the money.

Stop it. Have you forgotten

where we are?

And you can't take anything to the Conte,

you fibbing, lying rat lord.

Not even a message,

'cause we've got Sofia. So there!

Come on, you lot.

We've got to find the wing.

Prosper, me and you take the left.

Riccio and Hornet, you go right.

Yeah, and you, pants on fire,

just stay out of our way.

You better go home, Scipio.

The others are really angry.

They don't understand

what you've done.

Are you angry?

Do you understand?

I'm trying.

What is this?

Wow.

- Look.

- What's the matter?

- The pictures.

- Whoa.

The wing's not in the living room.

What's up?

- Scip's just gone upstairs.

- What?

- [Bo] Prop.

- Oh, my God.

- [Riccio] Upstairs? Oh, no!

- [Hornet] Everybody just calm down for a minute.

So, for once I decide to go out at night,

and what do I find when I get back?

A bunch of little cat burglars

creeping around in my house.

Please don't sh**t.

Oh. So look who it is.

It's the rude little boy

from the kiosk...

and the little girl-

oh, and the poor orphan boy.

- What are you after, my cameras?

- Please, don't call the police.

Oh, I think that'll be

the very least I will do.

You have a right to be angry, but we're not

after your cameras. We only want the wing.

The wing?

Really?

What do you know

about my wing?

Oh!

- And how old are you?

- Six and a quarter.

- [Clicks Tongue] Madonna.

- He's my little brother. He doesn't know better.

Why have you got pictures of him?

- Why have you got pictures of him?

- I'm a photographer.

I- I take pictures of kids on the street.

That's why.

- Where do you live?

- We haven't got proper homes.

Well, I'm sorry

to hear that, if it's true.

Now, what do you want

with my wing?

Someone asked us to steal it.

Asked you?

- Who?

- My client wishes to maintain

the upmost confidentiality.

Scipio, put the g*n down.

I found the wing.

It was in her room.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Oh, just give it to me!

It doesn't work anyway.

[Sighs]

And that, I presume,

is my wing?

You know, I'm- I'm curious.

Just how much does this mystery employer

offer to pay you for it?

50,000.

50,000?

That's rather a lot.

Not for us, 'cause we have

to pay for everything...

'cause we don't have parents or anything,

and we have to leave the star lair...

and Mosca's boat needs painting,

and Riccio needs new teeth...

and Hornet needs new clothes, and-

I'm worried it's not enough actually.

It's beautiful.

It's an angel's wing,

isn't it?

An angel's? Oh, no.

It's a lion's wing.

I told you so,

but no one listens to me.

- [Chuckles]

- I was given it, when I left the orphanage.

Are you an orphan?

Yes.

I lived there

for more than 10 years.

What makes the wing

worth so much?

What makes the wing

worth so much?

Do you know

I really don't know?

But I think

it's time we found out.

Mother Superior sent me here...

because I tried

to find out the truth.

Over 150 years ago...

a rich merchant gave the merry-go-round

to the orphanage.

But before the children

could ever enjoy it...

it disappeared.

All they ever found

was a fragment.

The wing!

I found it-

[Laughs]

In the attic

of the orphanage...

and I gave it to Ida...

to keep safe.

I never saw

the merry-go-round...

but it was said to be-

[Gasps]

Unique.

- It had five wooden figures on it.

- Yes, I know- the mermaid...

the "man-maid" with the big fork...

the sea horse

from the fountain...

the flying lion

and the uni- um-whatsit.

The unicorn?

[Whinnying]

Yes, like that one.

- Bo, how do you know all this?

- Mum told me.

Sister, what makes

the merry-go-round so special?

- It had magical powers.

- What did it do?

A child could go

round and round and round.

It became a grown-up.

A grown-up could go

round and round and round-

[Laughing]

And become a child.

Sister, please tell me,

is that really true?

Of course.

My great-great-grandmother saw it.

The Conte must know where the merry-go-round

is now. It doesn't make sense otherwise.

You know, I bet he believes that if he

reattaches the wing, it really will work.

Work, like the sister said?

If it really works,

I swear I'll find it.

I'll find it, ride on it, and I'll only

get off when I'm taller than my father.

I tell you what.

I'll let you have the wing.

You take it to the Conte,

and you get your reward...

but I want to go with you.

We follow the Conte,

and he will lead us to the merry-go-round.

- We'll do what Ida says.

- Who asked you?

- Go home, Thief Lord, back to

that posh house you live in.

- Hey!

Fighting isn't

what we need right now.

I'm as cross with him as you are,

but this time he's right.

I know it's true,

'cause I've seen all the animals now.

I'm afraid it's just a fairy tale, Bo.

No, it's not. I promise.

Wouldn't it be good

if it was true?

Think what we could do.

- [Pigeon Cooing]

- This is your big moment, Sofia, so don't screw up.

The boys are definitely

no longer in Venice.

I am convinced of it.

I'm total- utterly convinced

the boys are no longer in Venice.

But where have they gone?

Corfu.

Corf- Corfu?

But that's impossible.

Why on earth would they go to Corfu?

Well, they probably knew

that I was onto them.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm quite sure

that they are still here.

Now, I have had posters printed...

with Boniface's photo

on them, which you-

Something you could've done,

had you shown any initiative.

If you continue to display

such incompetence...

I'll have no choice but to

take matters into my own hands.

[Coughing]

[Gasps] Get your grubby hands off!

That's a valuable piece!

[Laughing]

Here.

Have a little sweetie.

Keep you still.

[Chuckling]

Now, you can trust your friend,

Ernesto Barbarossa...

with a little secret.

What did your master

steal for the Conte?

We may be young,

but we're not completely stupid.

Give that back before I tear

your nasty little tongue out!

You-

[Coughing]

You can keep it,

because you shouted at Prosper.

- Anyway, it was yucky.

- [Coughing Continues]

[Reading] "Meet me on

the Sacca della Misericordia.

Look out for a red lantern.

Tonight, 1:00 a.m."

Tonight?

Well, how are you planning to get across

the lagoon in that tub, anyway?

[Riccio]

Who said anything about the lagoon?

Well, you don't think the Conte could keep

the merry-go-round secret in the city, do you?

And another thing.

He's not gonna be too happy...

to find the rightful owner

of the wing in on the deal.

- [Mosca] Scipio'd better steer.

- [Engine Starts]

He knows all about boat trips.

All right. I'll make myself

invisible for a while.

Soon, my beloved sister.

Soon, our years of patience

will earn their reward.

Time our foolish young delivery boy

kept his appointment.

Salve, Thief Lord.

[Conte]

I presume you?re just as cold as we are...

so let's complete this transaction

as quickly as possible.

Well, what on earth is that?

Here.

If I were you, I would use the money

to find myself another occupation.

How old are you, 14? 15?

With this money,

I can be any age I want.

- I won't have to be a child any longer.

- Did you hear that, Renzo?

He no longer wants to be a child!

Nature will soon grant him his wish.

Don't you want to count the money,

Thief Lord?

Holy moly!

Uh, how much does it cost

to go to the dentist?

Looks like

it's all here.

I believe you to be

a man of your word.

Safe return,

Thief Lord.

Thief Lord, hedgehog boy...

money boy, boat boy.

I wonder where my walking,

talking little reward is?

[Man]

Turn on the lights!

- [Gasps]

- There they are, the little pests!

- It's the police!

- [Bo] Where's Prop?

- Get them! Get them!

- Hurry, quick! They're not back yet! Come on.

Stop running!

Stop running!

- We're not gonna harm you!

- Come on, Bo. Through here.

Stop!

[Grunts]

Can't get away, kids!

Stop!

- Go on! Run!

- Come here! Come here!

- Watch out!

- No! [Grunts]

[Barbarossa]

Well, well, well. Look who it is.

Did you really think

you were going to get away?

Running never helps.

Ka-ching!

How far's

the Conte gonna sail?

If we go on like this,

we'll be as stiff as frozen chickens.

[Ida]

Oh, my God. I know where this is.

Don't go any further.

Turn off the engine.

- [Engine Stops]

- Isola Segreta.

The secret isle.

I thought it was deserted,

but it seems I'm wrong.

Isola Segreta?

Isn't that the island where nobody goes?

[Ida]

They say it's haunted.

And that anyone who

sets foot on the island never returns.

I've had it. Let's go.

I'm not going near no haunted island.

Deal off. Time to get

our money home.

[Scipio]

Wait. Look. They're looking this way.

- Renzo! Can you see anything?

- [Barking]

There's nothing there! They're just

nervous! They know what we're doing!

Oh, my God. I think

the woman's got a g*n!

- [Conte] Go away!

- Heads down!

- Get away from here!

- Don't you know this is private property?

[Ida]

Keep your heads down!

- [Conte] Don't come back!

- [Barking]

Is everyone all right? I am so sorry

I dragged you into this madness.

Well, at least we've got the money.

It's there, Prop.

It has to be on that island.

- What have the police been doing here?

- How should I know?

[Prosper]

Shut up. Come on.

Bo! Hornet!

Where are you?

[Riccio]

I knew it! Why didn't you listen to me?

It's the snooper!

He's conned us!

Stupid word of honor!

I could puke!

[Mosca] Hold on, slugger!

Calm down! Put that away, okay?

I'll go ask him. See if he'd rather

tell us or have his face smashed in!

#...#...[Classical Piano]

Ah, gentlemen, the matter seems

to have resolved itself.

- My son has decided to come home after all.

- [Man] Do you know this boy?

All right. Just let me go.

I can walk by myself.

Bo is with his aunt.

If I find you had something

to do with this incident at the Stella...

I swear to God, you will regret

the day you were born.

[Bells Ringing]

#...#...[Opera]

- Where's my brother? And where's Hornet?

- Go on. Tell him.

Somebody kindly tell me

what all this rumpus is about.

Bo and Hornet have disappeared, and Prosper

thinks that you ratted on us. So does Riccio!

What a load of cobblers.

Number one, I haven't ratted on anyone.

Number two, I haven't

been to the Stella since I escaped.

And number three, I told the Hartliebs

that you'd left Venice.

So, don't you think it's time to decide

if I'm your friend... or your enemy?

[Woman]... in its rich history.

It is many times more magnificent-

Now, I think we'd better go inside

before we become a tourist attraction.

[Dogs Barking]

- [Ship Horn Honks]

- Ooh! [Chuckles]

So, Ida let you run through

the city with this lot?

Means you got some nerve,

I must say.

Hang on.

[Scoffs]

Somebody's ripped you off.

This money's not real.

- Fake money?

- I'm afraid so.

- All of it.

- What a waste!

The break-in, the lagoon!

We nearly get shot, and what do we get?

A pile of funny money!

[Shouting, Grunting]

[Panting]

What about Bo?

I'm sorry, Proper. I'll do

everything I can to help get him back.

- [Phone Ringing]

- [Groans]

Hello?

Uh, good morning,

Mrs. Hartlieb. It's Victor Getz.

- I just wanted to-

- How dare you call me at this hour?

Your case has resolved itself.

We have captured our nephew,

no thanks to you.

Apparently he was hiding in some derelict

cinema with some girl who wouldn't give a name.

The police are taking care of her.

Now, will you kindly

not disturb us again?

[Line Clicks, Beeps]

[Clicks]

[Bell Tolling]

[Chattering]

You look so smart

in your new suit.

[Max] It's all right.

Have a taste. It's all for you.

I hate it, and I hate you.

- [Esther Groans]

- [Laughs]

[Max] What on earth do you think

you're doing, you ungrateful little monkey?

[Shrieking]

Morning.

We're here to see Ida Spavento.

Oh. Don't I know you?

[Riccio] Uh-huh. Yes, you do.

We're staying this time.

Vic-Victor, what on-

What on earth is going on?

- I was gonna ask you the same thing.

- [Meowing]

And to make things even worse,

the Conte gave us fake money.

- No.

- These kids are in enough trouble as it is, Ida.

- You- You really haven't helped.

- Shut up, Victor!

[Sighs] Well, I guess I'm

the one in trouble now.

Well, I'm sure we'll figure

something out. Damn it, Ida.

What were you thinking, taking these kids

on one of your crazy adventures?

Oh, and what would you have done?

Lock them all up in an orphanage again?

Talking of which, they probably

took Hornet to the Merciful Sisters.

Does anyone know her real name?

[Woman]

Katarina?

Aha, so that is your name.

Come with me.

You have visitors.

- Who is it?

- Your godmother.

There she is.

Come here. Oh.

[Laughs]

Sweetheart.

[Sighs]

Come on, Prop.

You can't wait out here all night.

- Bo's inside there. I know it.

- Bo's not going anywhere tonight.

As long as he's

in the hotel, he's safe.

Anyway, Hornet

can't wait to see you.

Do you know what?

I reckon she's got a crush on you.

[Laughs]

[Ship Horn Honks In Distance]

[Whispers]

Wake up.

How did you know

we were at Ida's?

How quickly you forget

how I can ghost through the city...

tracking whom I please.

They took Bo away from you

because you're not grown-up like them.

There's only one thing for it, Prop.

We have to go back to the island

and both take the ride of a lifetime.

[Engine Starts]

[Pigeons Coo]

[Gasps]

- [Max] Come on, dear.

- [Esther Sighs]

What do you expect in this place?

What is there to say?

- What did you think of the wine?

- Oh, don't.

- [Max] Warm white wine.

- Bo?

- [Esther] Warm white wine.

- [Max] I mean, warm white wine!

[Esther]

You'd think they'd know.

[Max]

But what about the soggy spaghetti?

- [Esther] Did you get cheese

with that fish sauce?

- No.

- [Max] Did you? No.

- [Esther] No.

[Esther] Gone? What do you mean, gone?

Where's he gone?

- [Max] Out of the window?

- [Woman] I looked everywhere else.

Oh, he went out of the window, did he?

Oh, really?

- How can he possibly have got out the window?

- Look, look.

- Down there? Look at the drop, you fool!

- It wasn't me.

- [Rings]

- Yes?

[Esther]

Mr. Getz?

Is there a chance, Mr. Getz, that you will

perform any useful service in our employ?

Or are you too busy

feeding your tortoises?

Oh, uh, I beg your pardon.

I thought I'd been fired.

Boniface has run away again,

selfish little imp!

Now, we expect him back here,

with us, by the morning!

When did he run away?

Is anyone looking for him?

Your husband or the police?

- Oh! [Grunts]

- Give it here.

Listen here, Getz. Fortunately for you,

my wife is a patient woman.

This case will be resolved immediately,

if I have to do it myself.

Is that clear enough for you?

[Waves Splashing]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Both Panting]

See? Like I thought.

No dogs at the back.

[Panting]

- [Whispering] What's the matter?

- I'm scared.

- Of what?

- They have g*ns.

[Owl Hoots]

- [Electricity Hums]

- Bo?

- Bo! It's me, Victor.

- I'm not going back to Esther.

Well, good. Because we're not

planning to let her have you.

- Really?

- Yeah, not even the tiniest little piece of you.

- Where are you?

- Up here.

They're all gone.

- And my kittens.

- They're-

They're all tucked up

safe and sound at Ida's house.

Esther said Prosper was bad.

No. Let me tell you one thing.

Prosper is the best brother

anyone could have.

Come on.

I'll catch you.

[Groans, Chuckles]

I bet that big brother of yours

is worried sick about you.

But at least

he's in a nice, soft bed.

[Dog Panting]

[Dogs Panting, Growling]

[Growling, Barking]

[Barking]

[Whispering]

Don't move. If we run, they'll take us down.

Bimba! Bella!

Enough!

[Growling]

- What are you doing here?

- We want to see the Conte.

The Conte doesn't like

unannounced visitors.

We had a deal with him,

and he cheated us.

[Dogs Whine, Growl]

That way. And don't try to run.

My dogs are faster than you.

[Barks]

- [Dog Barks]

- Bella.

- [Train Whistles]

- Renzo, the Thief Lord has come to pay you a visit.

Something about fake money

and a merry-go-round.

I think it would be

a capital idea...

to feed him and his

little friend to the dogs.

I apologize for

my sister's rudeness.

So you found out about the money?

My apologies.

It was Barbarossa's idea.

- I wouldn't have been able to pay you otherwise.

- [Train Whistles]

I knew it.

The merry-go-round works.

[Scipio]

You're the Conte.

At your service, Thief Lord.

- [Dogs Barking In Distance]

- Does anyone know you're here?

Our friends know.

And a detective too.

We will settle everything

to your full satisfaction.

We pay you with a ride

on the merry-go-round.

- That is what you are here for, is it not?

- It is indeed.

Just be aware that this is

no simple fairground attraction.

To ride one of the creatures...

is to ride

into the teeth of peril.

I only just managed

to dismount in time.

Uh, looks like

you went a bit too far.

We were never allowed

a real childhood...

in which to play

and grow up together.

How could you possibly

want to turn yourselves into children?

Prosper and I want to

ride the merry-go-round forward.

Va bene.

If that is your wish.

[Dogs Barking In Distance]

- I'll go and check on them.

- Are you expecting visitors?

No one dares to set foot

on this island.

The only visitor we allowed to

come here was Barbarossa.

- [Scipio] Does he know

about that merry-go-round?

- Good heavens, no.

He'd immediately start selling tickets

at 10,000 apiece.

[Victor] Can't wait to see Prosper's face

when he sees you safe and sound.

But what if he rode the merry-go-round

and is now all old like you?

I don't know what funny stories

you've been listening to.

Wow! Look at it, Prop.

It's incredible.

This is the solution

to all our problems.

[Prosper] Problems just don't disappear

because you get older.

That's the point.

You'll be a man...

free to overcome them

in any way you want.

Does it matter

which one we ride?

[Conte] The lion was the right mount

for me, but to grow older...

you two must choose

one of the water creatures.

Come on, Prop.

Take a pick.

Which one do you want?

The sea horse or the merman?

What you do is your choice,

but I can't do this.

What about Bo?

Think how happy he would be.

Bo wants me as a brother,

not a father.

You heard him, Conte.

Looks like I'm riding solo.

So let's do it.

- Come on. Let's go!

- [Conte] Are you quite sure you

want to go through with this?

I've never been more sure

of anything in my life.

And I swear I won't come off

till I need a shave.

Hold on tight.

#...#...[Calliope]

Here we go!

[Scipio Shouts]

Roll on the good times!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

[Electricity Crackles]

[Scipio]

Yeah!

[Electricity Crackles]

Make him get off

or he'll be an old man!

Scip! Get off!

- Jump off!

- Jump off!

[Grunts]

Jump off!

[Screams]

[Squeaking]

[Squeaking Slows]

[Grunts, Sighs]

That... was incredible.

[Sighs]

Don't look so shocked.

[Sighs]

- [Grunts]

- It worked.

Look. Just look at me.

Stubble.

Unbelievable.

[Chuckles]

Come on, Prop. What do you think?

Am I bigger than my father?

- [Twigs Snap]

- [Contessa] It's this way. Believe me.

- Ow! Ow!

- Where are you taking me, you little squirt?

No, we're nearly there. Ow!

I knew you were

stringing me along.

You just tried to get me

away from the house, away-

away from this

extraordinary contraption.

[Scipio]

Signor Barbarossa.

What, for heaven's sake,

are you doing with the Contessa?

- Contessa?

- Yes, Contessa.

I presume we are here

for the same reason at this late hour.

Namely, to experience the magic of

this famous merry-go-round in operation.

Famous? Magic?

Wait a moment.

This is the legendary merry-go-round

of the Merciful Sisters!

Must be worth a fortune!

You may look older,

but has it made you wiser, Thief Lord?

Why don't you try it yourself?

Of course. Why not?

Shake off some years.

Get rid of those aches and pains.

- Sharpen the mind perhaps?

- You do know how to work it?

I do indeed.

Come on, you two.

Signor Barbarossa

wishes to take a ride.

Which, um, animal

should I mount?

I would suggest the lion.

[Grunts, Sighs]

Excellent! I'm ready

for my little test-drive.

You heard Signor Barbarossa.

[Quietly]

Let's give him the ride he deserves.

[Barbarossa]

Not too hard. Just a few turns at first.

Who wouldn't want to

shed a few years, eh?

Good-bye, wrinkles.

Good-bye, saggy tummy.

Good-bye, big, fat, wobbly bottom.

[Laughs]

Hey! No! No! Not so hard!

I'm gonna be sick!

[Whimpering]

- [Electricity Crackling]

- [Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Screaming Continues]

[Rockets Whistling]

[Conte]

No! My merry-go-round! It's ruined!

After all the trouble

we went to!

No. Morosina,

what have we done?

That fat pig!

My God!

That was the ride from hell!

You dolt! You great, fat,

scheming hippopotamus!

You've just destroyed

what I've spent half my life working on!

It wouldn't stop!

Look at what's happened to me!

I'm a respected man!

Can I at least

recommend a better tailor?

[Laughing]

[Gasping]

Oh, Victor, you found him!

Oh, thank goodness.

We were looking for him all night.

[Grunts]

- Is he okay?

- Yeah, yeah. He's fine.

He's just a bit tired.

Where have you been?

At the merry-go-round

with Scip.

- Didn't work, did it?

- Yeah, it did.

Scip's all grown up.

Really? But you're still

my same Prop.

Are you disappointed?

No. I'm happy.

Bottoms up to bella donna

and big nose here!

- [Laughs]

- Big nose? Excuse me?

- Who is this impertinent m*dget?

- m*dget?

I am Ernesto Barbarossa.

I am a successful

and honest businessman...

and enjoy the respect

of this fair city.

And who might you be?

Oh, my God. It's true. It works.

Stop it. You've had enough.

What are you, my father?

You'll do as you're told,

or it'll be straight to bed with no story.

Sorry I had to

bring him here, Ida.

He's afraid of the dark. He didn't want

to stay in the shop on his own.

Shop? Excuse me. Sorry.

I don't understand.

And you? I've heard of growth spurts,

but this is ridiculous.

I mean, what are you?

Your own older brother?

Or the winner of a Thief Lord

look-alike competition or what?

How about your new assistant?

Can someone please explain

what's going on here...

before I start drinking port

for breakfast as well?

Look. It's only me.

Just a bit taller and older.

Bo! Where did Victor find you?

- In the Stella.

- Ah.

Of all the places

we never thought to look. The Stella.

And now you're back. That's

the most important thing. So is Prop.

He went to the merry-go-round,

and it works like I always said.

It really worked? No way.

So, this is the little

g*ng of criminals.

The sooner we put you all

behind bars, the better.

- Oh, there he is, the little runaway.

- He's staying with me.

- Mmm. As you keep telling us.

- Get out of the way.

- No!

- Give me my son!

- He's not your son, you skanky old bat!

- [Gasps]

How dare you speak to my wife

like that, you little monster?

[Shouting]

Get off!

Get off me!

[Prosper]

Leave him alone, you big bully!

[Riccio]

Grab his ear!

Oh!

- Enough!

- [Trigger Clicks]

[Breathing Heavily]

Now...

just hand over your brother,

and we'll forget this ever happened.

- It doesn't work, snot nose.

- Oh, really?

[Giggles]

Would you like to find out?

[Clicks]

- [Laughs]

- [g*nsh*t]

[Shrieks]

[Whimpering]

- Now look what you done, you stupid child!

- Leave him alone!

He's six years old, and he's got more sense

than the pair of you put together!

It was an accident!

He- He said it didn't work!

I suggest you

put the g*n down.

Leave. Leave here. Leave Venice,

and leave these boys alone.

You're not fit to look after

a tortoise, never mind a child.

Now get out,

before I call the police.

[Whimpering]

[Whimpering Continues]

- [Door Slams]

- Wow. That certainly told them.

See what I mean

about being a grown-up?

How am I supposed to sleep

with all this noise?

[Groans]

Does anybody have an aspirin?

Only speak

when you're spoken to.

They better be rich,

and I mean filthy rich.

Now do try to keep

a straight face, Ida.

Good afternoon.

[Irish Accent]

Monsignor and I...

are the principals

of the orphanage...

of the Merciful Sisters.

How can we help you?

We understand you're looking

for child to adopt.

We have conducted some research,

and we have concluded that

you are of impeccable character.

Oh, thank you.

Forgive our presumptuousness,

but we saw an opportunity...

for little Ernesto...

to find the happiness

of a loving home.

- What an adorable little fellow you-

- [Burps]

Oh, what do you say, Ernesto?

- Scusi?

- Oh. [Chuckles]

[Riccio]

Whoo-hoo!

Man, it's even more

than the fake stuff.

Can you count up 50,000?

What am I, Einstein?

And we return the fake money

to Barbarossa.

Sixty. Eighty.

Maybe a little bonus.

The deal

was 50 grand.

Okay, 50 grand.

Interest.

Tax.

Expenses.

- [Chuckles]

- [Chuckles]

[Scipio]

Has everybody got their share now?

- Uh, everybody except you.

- I'll use it to buy you this boat...

and then put the rest of it

in bank accounts for each of you.

Bank accounts? What next?

My midlife crisis?

I want to buy this boat.

How much do you want for it?

7,000.

- [Scipio] Is it seaworthy?

- Certainly. It's just been refitted.

It looks as seaworthy

as a rubber duck.

- I'll give you five.

- Six.

Five, five.

Done. Let me get the deed.

Now, don't go tearing around

Canal Grande at night in this thing.

- Uh, and what would give us that idea?

- I expect you to behave.

Hey, that's a laugh

coming from you, Thief Lord.

- Taxi.

- Taxi! Taxi!

- Taxi! Here.

- Taxi! Over here.

[Max]

Taxi. Taxi.

Taxi. Taxi. Tax-

[Shrieks]

#...#...[Man Singing Opera]

[Shrieking]

#...#...[Continues]

- [Cheering]

- Check out our boat.

Just test-driving

the new water wheels.

[Mosca Cheering]

- I'm gonna go look for my dad.

- [Laughs]

Hey, boss.

I'll see you tomorrow in the office.

Come on, Mosca. Let's go!

- Victor?

- Yeah?

What's Bo and I

supposed to do now?

- What do you mean?

- What about me?

I know what I wanna do.

Stay with Ida.

Well, he's right, of course.

You can't leave me now.

I just rattle around

in that big old house.

Victor, say something.

Tell them they can't leave.

Okay, you heard her.

You have to stay.

I think we'd make

quite a family.

- What?

- Victor, Victor! Say yes! Say yes!

- Whoa!

- [Ida Laughing]

[Victor]

Whoa!