Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! (2007)

[bunniefuu]

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GASPS)

Look.

Egads.

See, professor? The ancient

carvings, just as I promised you.

- So the legend is true.

- Whoa!

Yes. It's all here, just as

the manuscript describes.

Ha-ha! I've found it at last.

Come, Pemba. The lost kingdom

of Shangri-la awaits.

(JEFFRIES GRUNTS)

What?

I am sorry, professor. We dare

not go further.

These lands are forbidden.

Forbidden? Ha-ha-ha! By whom?

Look around. We're the only ones here.

No...

...we are not alone.

(ROARING)

We should not be here.

He is coming. Oof!

No, Pemba. We can't quit now,

not when we're so close.

PEMBA: You do not understand. We must hurry.

JEFFRIES: Then I'll go alone.

(PEMBA YELLS)

(GROANS)

PEMBA: Wait!

Professor!

Professor!

(GASPS)

(ROARING)

No!

(PEMBA SCREAMS)

(PEMBA GRUNTING)

(PANTING)

I have seen the creature.

(DAPHNE SIGHS)

Don't you just love Paris? The

city, the sights, the shopping.

Isn't it romantic, Freddie?

(CELL PHONE BEEPING)

FRED: Oh, man, I think I'm in love.

This new cell phone rocks.

It's got hi-def video, an MP3

player, even satellite GPS.

I'm, like, totally geeking.

Really? How can you tell?

I don't know which is worse:

Fred and his phone, or you and

your newspapers.

I thought we were supposed to

be on vacation.

We are.

You know how I like reading in

a foreign language.

Listen to this, g*ng.

Climbers on Mount Everest claim to

have seen the abominable snowman...

...a mysterious creature

believed to exist in the high Himalayas.

Oh, no. Not this time, Velma.

I don't care if it's in

English, French or Swahili.

There will be no talk of

mysteries or monsters on this trip.

Do you hear me?

Yes, I hear you.

Can I have my cheeks back now?

Speaking of mysteries, Shaggy and

Scooby were supposed to meet us...

...over an hour ago. Where could they be?

Knowing those two, they've probably

been sidetracked by their stomachs.

Mmm.

Yummy.

(BELCHES AND LAUGHS)

(SHAGGY CHUCKLES)

What a great idea, Scoob.

Like, I've always wanted to

fly an all-you-can-eat airline.

Yeah, me too.

Like, gee whiz. Shouldn't we

have landed in Paris by now?

(GRUNTS)

PILOT: We're coming up on the drop zone.

Mount Everest, dead ahead.

Aha-ha! Mount Everest, tallest

mountain in the world...

...and home to the abominable snowman.

- So you're really going through with this?

- But of course.

I am Alphonse Lafleur, the

world's greatest hunter.

Now, I come in search of the

world's greatest prize.

PILOT: But I thought the

abominable snowman is just a myth.

How do you catch a monster

that may not even exist?

(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

Ha-ha-ha!

With a bait no monster can resist.

(ALARM BUZZING)

(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

What can they want now?

Hello, anybody home?

Hello?

(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

And thank you for flying Alphonse

Lafleur's Le Monde Grande Tours.

We are going to be landing very shortly.

Boy, are we glad to hear that.

Like, my stomach is already

coming in for a three-snack landing.

(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

- You have eaten everything?

- Almost.

Like, I'm still saving the last slice

of peanut butter and pineapple pizza...

...in case of an emergency.

Hey.

(SHAGGY SOBBING)

Ah. The pooch is still hungry, no?

We have lots of yummy goodies

waiting for you in the VIP lounge.

This is the VIP lounge?

Oui, monsieur. You are on the

package tour, no?

I didn't know that that meant

we were the package.

SCOOBY: Ohh...

LAFLEUR: Ha-ha!

(SCOOBY WHIMPERING)

You said it, Scoob.

Like, I think we've just been

bumped from first class to worst class.

(SHAGGY AND SCOOBY SCREAMING)

(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

(SCOOBY WHIMPERING)

Zoinks, like, now, we know how

it feels to be lost luggage.

(THUD)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

As if things weren't bad

enough, now my ears are ringing.

Shaggy, cell phone. Cell phone.

Hey, my cell phone.

Like, world's worst vacation

ever, Shaggy speaking.

Shaggy? I can barely hear you.

Where are you guys?

SHAGGY: Hang on, Freddie.

Like, I think Scoob and I are about to go

from frequent fliers to frequent criers.

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

FRED: Shaggy? Scooby?

I've lost their signal.

Can't you trace it with that

high-tech GPS thingy?

Yeah. With global positioning, I should

be able to pinpoint their exact location.

Just a little satellite tracking, and viola!

Wait, this can't be right.

Look.

BOTH: The Himalayas?

Home to Mount Everest.

And the headline-making

mystery of the abominable snowman.

Now, hold on. Just because there's

a mysterious monster on the loose...

...it doesn't necessarily mean that

Shaggy and Scooby will get in trouble.

Does it?

We've got to get to Mount

Everest. Everybody in the van.

Sorry, Daphne, but it looks like you're

trading in your new heels for snowshoes.

Oh, just once, I'd like to have

a vacation that stays a vacation.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

SHAGGY: Like, elevator going down.

(SHAGGY AND SCOOBY SCREAMING)

JEFFRIES: I'm very sorry, Pemba.

I don't know what came over me. I

should never have cut that rope.

Without you, I quickly became lost...

...and wandered in the

blinding snowstorm for hours.

I barely made it back here alive.

It is my own fault, professor.

I should not have taken you as

far as the forbidden lands.

But you did, Pemba.

And now the discovery of a

lifetime is still within our grasp.

The lost kingdom of Shangri-la...

...hidden from mankind for centuries.

Why, it's an archeologist's dream.

And it's right up there, just

waiting for me.

I mean, for us, of course.

It's waiting for us.

You may be right, but you forget.

Something else is waiting there too.

Don't you see?

The abominable snowman must be

guarding the secret entrance.

- That's how close we are.

- No. You do not understand.

We have angered the creature,

and now he will seek his revenge.

That is why everyone is fleeing the village.

Not everyone, it seems.

Ah!

Minga.

- What are you doing here?

- I've brought you some hot tea.

No, I mean...

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES)

Hey, I'm listening to that.

Why are you still in the village?

You should be leaving with the others.

I'm not a little girl anymore, Pemba.

You can stop trying to frighten

me with your monster stories now.

Heh. Please excuse my sister, professor.

She is as stubborn as a yak.

So, Minga, you don't believe

in the abominable snowman?

When I was younger, Pemba used

to try to scare me.

"The yeti is going to get you."

Now he's going around telling everyone

that he's actually seen the creature.

I am not kidding this time.

The yeti is real.

(SHAGGY AND SCOOBY SCREAMING)

We may be freezing cold, but

we're coming in hot.

(THUD) (SHAGGY AND SCOOBY GRUNT)

(BOTH GRUNT)

JEFFRIES: Egads.

Are you all right? Did you break anything?

HIGH LAMA: What is this intrusion?

PEMBA: I humbly apologize,

most high lama, but...

The monastery is closed. Now, go away.

PEMBA: But look. Two strangers

have fallen from the sky.

Huh?

Ahh!

Indeed.

May I offer you something warm to drink, ah?

You must be very cold and

tired after your long journey, huh?

(CHUCKLING)

Like, you had us at "warm."

(TEETH CHATTERING)

Uh-huh.

(BOTH GROANING)

(SCOOBY BURPS)

I see you do not enjoy our yak-butter tea.

Well, I'll say one thing. You

can really taste the yak.

Yuck.

Do you mind if we use your phone?

Our friends must think we've

totally flaked on them.

Like, snow-flaked, that is.

Oh, brother.

I am sorry, but we have no

such modern conveniences here.

SHAGGY: Like, wherever here is.

SCOOBY: Hmm.

(SCOOBY GROANING)

Yikes, Shaggy!

Monster. Monster.

(SHAGGY LAUGHS)

That's no monster, Scooby-Doo.

-It's just some kind of creepy

carving. SCOOBY: Huh?

You have discovered our most sacred chamber.

Like, way to go, Scoob.

Why couldn't you discover

something useful...

...like the refrigerator?

Hee-hee-hee. Sorry.

HIGH LAMA: In this chamber, we

offer sacrifices to the yeti.

Half man and half animal...

...he lives in the snow caves,

high on the mountain.

Like, there goes the neighborhood.

(SCOOBY WHIMPERING)

JEFFRIES: What an extraordinary crystal.

May I examine it...

...closer?

No, you may not.

The crystal is sacred.

Its mystical glow protects us

from the creature's evil power.

(BOTH GULP)

- Evil power?

- Evil power?

(LAFLEUR LAUGHING)

Bonjour, mes amis! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I have found you.

Look out, Scoob. It's that

terrible tour guide.

SCOOBY: Yikes!

Do you know this man?

Yeah. Like, thanks to him, our

grand tour took a grand detour.

My sincerest apologies. There

was a terrible mishap.

I was so worried, that I

jumped out of the plane myself...

...desperate to save you.

Speaking of desperate, what

about the rest of the g*ng?

They must be worried sick about us.

We're very popular, you know.

Uh-huh.

I know. Why don't you try calling

your friends from the weather station?

Weather station, eh? Well,

what are we waiting for?

Like, hook us up with that satellite hookup.

It is a bit further up the mountain.

I can take you there.

The only place you are going

is down the mountain.

I would be honored to guide

you to the weather station.

JEFFRIES: I'll go too.

With that snow creature out there,

we'll have greater strength in numbers.

(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

We will all climb the mountain together.

HIGH LAMA: Beware, gentlemen.

The yeti is the watcher of the

guarded places...

...a realm of terrible danger...

...where those who seek the

unknown meet their doom.

Like, whatever happened to "bon voyage"?

Yeah.

(SCOOBY WHIMPERS)

Admit it, Freddie. We're lost.

We're not lost. We're just

taking a shortcut.

DAPHNE: Across Mongolia?

FRED: Just keep an eye out for

road signs to Timbuktu.

So, Velma, what can you tell

us about this abdominal snowman?

Not "abdominal," Freddie. It's

pronounced abominable.

(STUTTERING)

There are a number of different

theories regarding the abominable snowman.

And there have been many

photographs taken of the yeti's footprints.

Hold it. Back up. Yeti footprints?

What on earth is a yeti?

The yeti is the name used by the local

mountain people to describe the creature.

So the yeti and the subliminal

snowman are the same thing?

Not "subliminal," Fred.

(STUTTERING)

(FRED AND DAPHNE LAUGHING)

- Now you've got me all mixed up.

- I don't understand.

What does any of this have to

do with Shaggy and Scooby?

There's no mystery there,

Freddie. One thing we know for sure...

...those two always know how

to find trouble.

Scoob, old buddy, how did we ever

wind up on this frozen freak-fest?

I don't know, Shaggy.

Like, what I wouldn't give right

now for a nice warm Scooby Snack.

Scooby Snacks? h*-h*-h*!

Well, why didn't you just say so?

(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)

Oh, boy. Scooby Snacks.

Yeah. A whole year's supply of

them. Ha-ha-ha!

Like, maybe this trip wasn't

such a bad idea after all, Scoob.

Mountain climbing requires a

lot of energy...

...so we must eat many times a day.

Gee, Scoob, this sounds like a sport

we could really sink our teeth into.

Oh, yeah. That's the good stuff, Scoob.

Yeah.

How about you, professor?

Like, got anything yummy to

add to our impromptu potluck?

Whoa.

- Like, what is all this stuff?

- Don't touch that.

I'm sorry. But this equipment

is very sensitive.

We'd better keep moving.

Gee whiz. His equipment's not the

only thing around here that's sensitive.

Yeah, sensitive.

(YETI GROWLING)

Man, Scoob...

...the air is so thin up here,

like, I think my lungs are gonna pop.

Yeah, mine too.

We must keep moving.

The weather station is only a bit further.

I think we're being followed.

(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

You see?

PEMBA: What did I tell you,

professor? She is stubborn as a yak.

MINGA: I was going to leave the village...

...but then I heard the

weather report over the radio.

There is a terrible snowstorm

coming. I only followed to warn you.

You and that radio.

Every day, all you do is stare

off into space...

...listening to that jabber-

mouthed DJ playing his records.

He's not a jabber-mouth.

His beautiful voice is the only

friend I have on this lonely mountain.

Here, just listen.

DJ: And here's a cut from

their last album...

...recorded just before the

band's tragic breakup.

The song went on to become a

one-hit wonder...

...after its use in a popular TV

commercial for furniture polish.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Wow, like, who would've thought...

...that you could get a radio

station way up here?

You can't.

It is just the man at the

weather station pretending to be a DJ.

(GASPS)

You have a crush on the weatherman.

And now you're tagging along

just for an excuse to meet him.

That's not true. There is a storm coming.

She is telling the truth. Look there.

JEFFRIES: It could blow us

right off this mountain.

We've got to find shelter, and fast.

PEMBA: We'll never make it.

We're going to have to set up

our tents here.

- SCOOBY: Huh?

- You mean, like, camping?

Out here, with that psychotic

snowman on the loose?

Scoob, old buddy, if there's one

thing I don't like about this plan...

...it's everything about this plan.

Yeah.

(SCOOBY WHIMPERING)

SHAGGY: Okay, Scoob. You've got first watch.

If that big-footed bogeyman

shows his frozen face...

...he'll have to deal with

Scooby-Doo, guard dog extraordinaire.

Yeah. Guard dog.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

Hup, two, three, four. Hup,

two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four.

Like, Scoob, keep it down, will you?

You wanna wake up the whole neighborhood?

Oh. Hee-hee-hee.

Sorry.

(YETI ROARING)

Ha-ha-ha! The creature. He

knows we are here.

(YETI ROARING)

Zoinks, and, like, he doesn't

sound too happy about it.

Yeah.

Mes amis, you cannot quit now.

Sorry, like, Scoob and I need

our beauty sleep.

Not to worry, mes amis.

Come. I show you something you like, eh?

SHAGGY: Like, it's a laser light show.

You see? The traps, they are set.

First I catch the monster...

...then Shaggy and Scooby,

they will go home.

- What? Huh?

- What? Huh?

Like, I get it now. You're no tour guide.

No, mon frère.

I am Alphonse Lafleur, the

greatest hunter in all the world.

And we're just monster bait to

help you catch that ice-cold cretin.

Yeah. Monster bait.

(YETI ROARING)

SHAGGY: Zoinks!

Aha-ha! At last, the creature, he is here.

And, like, we're gone, man. Real gone.

(LASERS BEEPING)

(LAFLEUR YELLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

LAFLEUR: Ohh!

(LAFLEUR SCREAMING)

(YETI GRUNTING)

(ROARS)

YETI: Ooh...

(YETI GROWLING)

(FISH GIBBERING)

(ROARS)

(SHAGGY AND SCOOBY SCREAMING)

What is going on out here?

SHAGGY: Like, you don't wanna know.

PEMBA: Huh?

(ROARING)

(LASERS BEEPING)

No!

Zoinks!

Like, if I wasn't freezing,

I'd be having a major meltdown.

(SHAGGY AND SCOOBY SCREAMING)

(RUMBLING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Shaggy? Scooby? Is that really you?

SHAGGY & SCOOBY: Huh?

It's me, Del Chillman.

Wow, what are you guys doing up here?

Would you believe it? We're on vacation.

Yeah, vacation.

(WIND HOWLING)

So Shaggy and the poochie have

hitched a ride, eh?

No matter. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Where they go, the monster is

sure to follow.

DEL: Well, sorry you can't

call the rest of the g*ng.

It looks like the snowstorm

has blocked out the satellite.

But, boy, am I glad to see you guys.

I don't get too many visitors up here.

Oh, boy, hot chocolate.

Yum, yum.

SHAGGY: The last time we saw you...

...all you cared about was the

Loch Ness monster.

Like, what happened?

Nessie was a no-show. I was so

bummed. But then it hit me.

What if I got a job up here

and used my free time...

...to search for proof of the

abominable snowman?

(MACHINE BUZZING)

Hang on, guys.

(DEL CLEARS THROAT)

(IN DJ VOICE) Hello, out there.

Today's weather report: A major

snowstorm is blowing through...

...with highs in the low minus 40s.

You're chilling with Del Chillman...

...spinning music for your mountain morning.

(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

Wow, this is some groovy

collection you've got here.

Yeah.

So, like, your big assignment

is to be a radio disc jockey?

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Well, I'm only

supposed to read the weather report...

...but it got lonely after a while.

It helps to have someone to talk to,

even though nobody's really listening.

Except for this. Check it out.

Cool, huh?

On you, it looks good.

It just showed up one day,

along with this note. Listen.

"Dear Del, I listen to your show every day.

I hope you never leave the mountain."

Wow.

Once I heard that, I knew I

just had to keep on rocking, man.

I only wish I could stay longer.

Like, "Signed, your number one fan."

SCOOBY: Hmm.

Hey, I've got an awesome idea.

Why don't you guys be the

guest DJs on today's show?

DJ?

- Like, Scoob and me, as DJs?

- Sure.

You two can stay here and

watch the station...

...while I head out to search for

the other members of your party.

(CHUCKLING)

Like, Scoob and I can just

keep the party going here.

Yeah, yeah. Party.

All right, then.

Now, remember, that monster is

still out there somewhere.

So while I'm gone, whatever you do...

(WHISPERING) ...do not open this door.

Don't worry about us.

The last thing we want is another

run-in with that winter-wonder weirdo.

Uh-huh.

(SCOOBY MAKING SCRATCHING NOISES)

(SCOOBY CHUCKLING)

FRED: Wow, that sure was a long

drive, but we made great time.

DAPHNE: I can't even feel my legs anymore.

VELMA: Are you sure this is

the right place, Freddie?

FRED: I think so, but I'm not sure.

-My phone can't find a signal

up here. DAPHNE: Hey, wait.

You can't just leave us here.

No. This mountain is cursed.

The yaks are unhappy, for they

feel the yeti's power.

Come on, girls. We're going home.

Okay. Deserted village, yeti's

curse, creepy yak guy.

Yeah, we're in the right place.

Hello?

Anybody home?

- Jeepers, this place gives me the creeps.

- Check it out.

(DAPHNE GASPS)

DAPHNE: Scooby Snacks!

And where there's Scooby Snacks,

Shaggy and Scooby won't be far away.

VELMA: Don't be so sure, Freddie.

Come take a look.

FRED: Hey, those look like

Shaggy and Scooby's tracks.

But why would they be heading

up the mountain?

I don't know, g*ng, but I've

got a hunch our next clue...

...will be waiting for us in thin air.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Like, greetings, radio listeners.

Shaggy and Scooby, broadcasting

live from the top of the world...

...spinning stacks of wax for

all you frostbitten fans out there.

Right, Scoob?

(LAUGHING)

Hey, Scoob. You wanna hear my radio voice?

Yeah.

(LAUGHS)

(IN DJ VOICE) Like, put down your snow

shovel and pick up that thin-air guitar.

It's time to stay in and rock out.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(YETI GROWLING)

DAPHNE: What happened here?

Daphne, freeze.

I'm way ahead of you, sister.

VELMA: No, freeze, as in, don't move.

(DAPHNE GASPS)

DAPHNE: Jeepers. Giant footprints.

They must belong to the adorable snowman.

Hold on, g*ng.

There's something awfully

strange about these tracks.

I'll say.

This snowman must wear a size-50 snowshoe.

VELMA: But look closer.

The creature's footprint,

while larger in size...

...only sinks half as deep

into the snow as Daphne's.

But that doesn't make sense.

How could I weigh more than a snow monster?

There's got to be a reasonable

explanation for this.

(MAN MOANS)

Hey, g*ng, over here.

(MOANS)

And that is the last thing I remember.

I don't know what happened to the others.

Don't worry, Pemba.

By reading the footprints in the snow...

...we should be able to

reconstruct the attack.

From the looks of these tracks...

...I'd say Professor Jeffries

snuck away on his own.

But why go climbing by himself at

night, in the middle of a snowstorm?

What about Minga? I do not see

her footprints anywhere.

DAPHNE: It's like she just vanished.

Well, g*ng, it looks like

we've got a mystery on our hands.

Jinkies, look.

It's a radio.

(PEMBA GASPS)

That's Minga's. She never goes

anywhere without it.

Then she must've dropped it as

the creature carried her away.

You mean, Minga has been

kidnapped by the abominable snowman?

Oh, this is all my fault.

I should never have returned

to the mountain.

And what about Shaggy and Scooby?

They must still be out there somewhere.

Oh, Scooby-Doo. Where are you?

(ECHOING)

SCOOBY (ON RADIO): Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

SHAGGY: Ha-ha-ha! Like, that's

right, old buddy.

It's Scooby and Shaggy.

They're on the radio.

SHAGGY: And now, for all you

mountain music lovers...

...it's time for your mid-

morning traffic report.

There's a six-yak pileup on

the Tibetan tri-level...

...got you backed up all the

way to the K2 off-ramp.

So if you're traveling by yak

this morning...

...try to give yourself an

extra day or two, folks.

(DRUMMING)

What is it, Scoob? Can't you

see I'm broadcasting here?

(STAMMERING)

Hey, you're right. Like, I

forgot to check the temperature.

Oh, better wear your mittens today, folks.

It's a chilly 15 degrees below

zero out there.

(SHAGGY SCREAMS)

(YETI ROARING)

And, like, with a hundred-

percent chance of snow monsters!

Ladies and gentlemen...

...we interrupt our scheduled

program to bring you this special report.

SHAGGY: Like, live, as it happens.

Hang on, folks. I've just been

handed this important bulletin:

Like, "Help!"

(GROWLS)

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

(ROARS)

YETI: Huh?

Ah, table for one, monsieur?

Like, your menu, sir.

(ROARING)

(SHAGGY AND SCOOBY SCREAMING)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Okay, Scoob, hit him with the old one-two.

Yeah, one-two.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

(GROWLING)

(SCOOBY WHIMPERING)

Come on, champ.

Give him the old double,

backwards, super-duper Scooby spin.

(YETI ROARING)

(CROWD CHEERING) (BELL RINGS)

(YETI ROARS) (SHAGGY AND SCOOBY SCREAM)

(ROARING)

We're trapped, Scooby-Doo.

(SCOOBY SOBBING)

- Help!

- Help!

(STATIC ON RADIO)

Jinkies, we've lost them.

We've got to get to that

weather station, and fast.

It is not far. You will see it

just over that ridge.

I am going to search for Minga...

...in the monster's cave.

Pemba's right. We should split up.

Daphne, you and I will head

over to the weather station.

No, thanks, Freddie. I'm going with Pemba.

Okay, that's... Huh?

You can pair up with Velma this time.

Lucky me.

FRED: All right, g*ng.

Let's solve this mystery before Shaggy

and Scooby wind up in the deep freeze.

(ROARING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

LAFLEUR: Aha-ha-ha!

You think you can outsmart...

...Alphonse Lafleur, eh, beastie?

(SHAGGY LAUGHS)

Like, what took you so long?

A couple of more seconds and we

would've been abominable appetizers.

Yeah.

What did I tell you, huh? You

must think like the creature, no?

LAFLEUR: Whoa!

Okay, maybe not so much thinking next time.

(LAFLEUR SCREAMING)

LAFLEUR: You come for Lafleur, eh?

No, no, no. Lafleur has come for you.

(ICE CRACKING)

Huh? Hm.

Oh, no.

(LAFLEUR SCREAMS)

(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

Monsieur Lafleur, he's gone.

(SCOOBY WHIMPERING)

Zoinks, like, lucky him.

(YETI ROARING)

SHAGGY & SCOOBY: Huh?

SHAGGY & SCOOBY: Whoa!

(BOTH GRUNT)

(AIR HISSING)

(SHAGGY SCREAMS)

Shaggy.

(YETI ROARING)

(YETI GRUNTING)

(SCOOBY GIGGLES)

Hang on, Scoob. I'm hitching a ride.

(YETI ROARING)

SHAGGY: Ha-ha-ha! We made it.

Scoob, old buddy, point this

balloon toward Coolsville...

...and let's go home.

Okay.

There's the weather station,

directly across the valley.

(ENGINE APPROACHING)

Listen, Freddie.

Do you hear that?

- Fred? Velma?

- Del?

Man, I thought you guys were in Paris.

You've got to be kidding me.

I asked them to fill in for me on the

radio while I went out to look for the others.

Meanwhile, Shaggy and Scooby were here...

...with more monster than they could handle.

Maybe there was something else

the snowman was after...

...besides Shaggy and Scooby.

According to these inventory records,

a few of your helium tanks are missing.

- My what?

- Helium tanks?

Yeah, we use helium to fill up

the weather balloons, but...

They're missing?

What would a snow creature

want with pressurized helium?

DEL: Whoa.

Take a look at this.

This is so weird.

VELMA: That looks like a seismograph.

A device used to detect

underground vibrations.

I knew that.

DEL: And it's picking up some really

strange vibes deep inside the mountain.

Then maybe the next place to search

for clues won't be on the mountain...

...but in it.

DAPHNE: Hello?

Anybody home?

PEMBA: Minga, are you in here?

Ow!

- Are you all right?

- I'm fine...

...but I think I just stubbed

my toe on a clue.

PEMBA: Helium? How strange.

DAPHNE: And look, the gauge is on empty.

I'm starting to think this

abominable snowman...

...may be less snow and more man.

Okay, Scooby-Doo, you got us up here.

Now, like, how are we gonna get down?

Uh... Hmm.

Ah!

BOTH: Whoa!

Like, don't look now, Scoob...

...but I think our stock is

about to take a serious plunge.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Well, what do you know? Ha-ha-ha!

That wasn't so bad after all.

SCOOBY: Huh?

HIGH LAMA: Do not be afraid,

my young travelers.

Zoinks, like, who's afraid?

I am.

I am wondering.

What are you doing among the

gravestones of the spirits?

(BOTH STAMMERING)

- Gravestones?

- Gravestones?

(ECHOING)

Fear not, honored ones.

Your good karma has at last

brought you to safety.

Welcome to the lost kingdom of Shangri-la.

SHAGGY: Wow, the vibes in this

place are too groovy for words.

And, like, it's done wonders

for your complexion.

HIGH LAMA: For thousands of years...

...this mystical valley has

been the source of eternal youth.

Those who discover Shangri-la

can never grow old...

...so long as they stay.

Yeow!

(SCOOBY SCREAMING AND WHIMPERING)

Like, what is it now, Scooby-Doo?

He pulled my tail. Pulled tail.

Like, you say somebody pulled your tail?

(MONKEYS LAUGHING AND GIBBERING)

Hey, like, those chimps must

think we're a couple of chumps.

Oh, yeah?

(SCOOBY GROWLING AND BARKING)

(MONKEYS GIBBERING)

Like, nobody makes a monkey

out of you, right, Scooby-Doo?

Yeah.

(IMITATING MONKEY)

(GIGGLING)

Ha-ha-ha-ha. Apparently, I spoke too soon.

HIGH LAMA: Ha-ha-ha. Indeed.

This way, my friends.

You may stay as long as you wish.

SHAGGY: You know, Scoob, I

could get used to a place like this.

SCOOBY: Yeah, me too.

VELMA: According to the data

from the seismograph...

...this should be the right spot.

(DEL YELLS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Jinkies.

The underground vibrations

must be coming from down there.

FRED: Come on, g*ng.

It's time to put this mystery on ice.

SHAGGY: Boy, Scoob, that High Lama

sure seemed like an awfully wise man.

But, like, you'd think, he'd

have remembered...

...to tell us where to brush our teeth.

Gee, for such a peaceful people,

they sure had a lot of creepy paintings.

Yeah, creepy.

Check this guy out, Scoob. Ha-ha-ha.

Like, he must be the god of bad breath.

(LAUGHING)

Huh?

(SNIFFS)

Hmm. Yuck.

And who's this?

Like, talk about a bad hair day.

Somebody paint this guy a hat.

(SCOOBY LAUGHING)

SHAGGY: Now, this guy's the

ugliest one of them all.

Hm? Huh?

(SCREAMS)

You're not kidding, Scoob.

Like, who'd be his date for the prom?

Tyrannosaurus rex?

(SHAGGY LAUGHING)

Shaggy...

SHAGGY: I mean, with a face like that,

he could go as himself for Halloween.

(LAUGHING)

Like, he's so ugly, he probably has

to sneak up on himself in the mirror.

(ROARING)

Zoinks, it's the abominable snowman!

And, like, I don't think he

appreciates my honesty.

Yikes!

We gotta find someplace to

hide from that bipolar polar bear.

(YETI ROARING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

SHAGGY: Like, check it out. This

tunnel's got a split personality.

FRED: Shaggy? Scooby? Is that you?

Guys, it is you.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

SHAGGY: And, like, Shaggy too.

Don't even think about it.

(SHAGGY GRUNTS)

Hey, guys. So, what happened up there?

(RUMBLING) (ALL GRUNTING)

More like, what's happening down here?

DAPHNE: Jeepers.

Was that an expl*si*n?

Check it out. Like, where did

you guys come from?

I'd love to catch up, but we

can't stay here.

This cave could collapse at any moment.

(expl*si*n) (RUMBLING)

(ALL YELLING)

DAPHNE: Jeepers.

FRED: Wow.

It's some kind of crystal cavern.

SHAGGY: Now, this is what I

call an underground scene.

Look. There's somebody down there.

PEMBA: It's Professor Jeffries.

(JEFFRIES LAUGHING)

Fire in the hole. So I did.

Oh, Professor Jeffries, you are brilliant.

Simply, marvelously brilliant.

Come on, g*ng.

I've got a plan to catch this

crystal-craving creep.

(JEFFRIES LAUGHING)

Once I get down this desolate mountain...

...it'll be nothing but room

service and warm, sunny beaches.

The crystal!

Like, looking for this?

Come back here with that crystal.

Finders keepers.

Zoinks! And, like, losers snoozers.

Mush, Scoob. Mush. Mush.

Hit it!

(JEFFRIES YELLING)

A textbook example of how to

catch a would-be snow monster.

What? No, you've got it all

wrong. I'm not the snowman.

It all makes perfect sense.

Professor Jeffries has been using

the legend of the abominable snowman...

...to scare everyone off the mountain.

I hate to interrupt, but it looks

like there's still a few scares left...

...to this snow-monster mystery.

(ROARING)

Come on, g*ng, we gotta skedaddle.

DEL: All aboard the Snowman Express.

VELMA: Whoa!

You're not out of this race

yet, Jeffries, old boy.

(SHAGGY AND SCOOBY SCREAMING)

(ROARS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ROARING)

(JEFFRIES LAUGHING)

The crystal is mine!

(FRED AND DEL GRUNT)

The lost treasure of Shangri-

la is lost no more.

You can have it. And, like, what a deal.

It comes with a matching snowman.

(YETI ROARS)

(GASPS)

JEFFRIES: Ha-ha!

(LAUGHING)

(RUMBLING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

DEL: This is going to hurt!

(ALL GROANING)

I was right. That hurt.

- Is everybody okay?

- DEL: Yeah.

What about Shaggy and Scooby?

They must still be inside the

mountain somewhere.

Okay, g*ng. I've got a plan to

catch this freezer-burned bogeyman.

But we'll have to work fast.

Come on. Del, you are driving.

Right on.

Ha-ha-ha! Jeffries, old boy,

nothing can stop us now.

SHAGGY: Hey, professor.

Don't look now, but I think

you're about to get schooled.

Huh?

(JEFFRIES GROANS) (YETI ROARS)

(JEFFRIES SCREAMING)

(YETI GRUNTING)

SHAGGY: Like, I can't see a thing, Scoob.

How about lighting one of those candles?

Zoinks, like, that's no candle.

It's a stick of dynamite!

SCOOBY: Dynamite.

(SHAGGY AND SCOOBY SCREAMING)

(SHAGGY LAUGHING)

- SCOOBY: Whew.

- We made it, Scoob. We're alive.

(RUMBLING)

Huh?

Whatever you're doing, Scoob,

like, do it faster.

Ta-da!

Like, far out.

Come on, Scoob.

Like, let's shred this

mountain before it shreds us.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Way to go, Scoob. Way to go. Ha-ha-ha!

Like, who knew you were such a hot dog?

SCOOBY: Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

(SCOOBY YODELS)

Hate to be a back-seat

boarder, but, like, what happens...

...when we run out of mountain?

Huh?

Okay, I think that should do it.

Man, when they hit this baby,

it's gonna be sweet.

FRED: Way to go, guys. The

slope looks perfect.

Once they hit this last ramp, they'll

catch air over the monastery wall...

...boosting right into the trap

we made from the climbing ropes.

And not a minute too soon. Here they come.

It's Shaggy and Scooby.

Uch. They're headed right for the trap.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

SCOOBY: Yahoo!

(BOTH YELLING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Man, Scoob, that was one epic ride.

Yeah, epic.

(JEFFRIES LAUGHING)

Sorry, old chum, but this mountain's

just not big enough for the both of us.

(YETI ROARS)

(JEFFRIES LAUGHS THEN GASPS)

(JEFFRIES SCREAMING)

(JEFFRIES GRUNTING)

Ha! Extraordinary.

Yeah, man. It worked! Ha, ha!

(RUMBLING)

VELMA: Uh, Del...?

Hang on, Velma.

Oh, I'm hanging.

They're not gonna make it.

(GASPS)

Whoa!

Del! Jinkies!

(YETI INHALING)

Look.

A flying abominable snowman?

My mind is blown.

That's no snowman.

(SCOOBY GASPS)

Try snow-woman.

ALL: Minga.

Minga Sherpa has been behind

this monster mystery...

...from the very beginning.

FRED: She used the helium

tanks from the weather station...

...to fill her monster costume.

That's how the yeti was able

to climb so easily.

VELMA: And that's also why the

monster's footprints...

...didn't sink very deeply into the snow.

I'm very sorry. I never meant

to hurt anyone.

But I don't understand. Why did you do it?

All I really wanted was to

listen to Del Chillman on the radio.

You see, I am your number one fan.

Really?

When I learned that you were

going to be leaving the mountain...

...I brought the yeti to life

as a way of keeping you here.

So, like, that's why she's

trying so hard to scare us all.

She just wanted to convince

Del to stick around.

Wow, that's so...

(IN DJ VOICE) I mean, it's real cool, mama.

(MINGA GIGGLING)

As for Professor Jeffries...

...he was just using the legend

of the yeti to cover up his scheme.

And I would've gotten away with it,

too, if it weren't for you meddling kids...

...and that mountain-climbing

mutt, Scooby-Doo.

Who, me?

So, like, is the abominable

snowman just a myth after all?

LAFLEUR: No, mes amis.

SHAGGY & SCOOBY: Alphonse Lafleur?

The abominable snowman is real.

Like, you're alive?

Amazingly, I survived my terrible fall...

...from the high cliff.

As I lay unconscious in the snow...

...something rescued me.

The next thing I know, I found myself...

...out on the mountain, all alone.

I can remember nothing else.

Zoinks, like, I think, you

remembered plenty.

SCOOBY: Uh-huh.

So there really is an abominable snowman?

Right on.

Sorry for all the trouble I've caused.

Gee, Minga, what you did is so romantic...

...in a kind of twisted way, which I like.

I'm just not sure where we go from here.

I've got an idea.

(DEL SPEAKING IN FRENCH)

(MINGA GIGGLING)

Oh, I am loving the Paris.

SHAGGY: Like, us too.

They say Paris is for lovers,

right, Scoob? Ha-ha-ha!

Well, I'm in love with this

springtime spread.

Oui, oui, Shaggy.

Where's Freddie? He was

supposed to meet us here an hour ago.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Can you believe it, Scoob? My

ears are ringing again.

It's your phone. Sheesh.

Like, hello.

Uh, guys? I think I got on the wrong plane.

VELMA: Here we go again.

DAPHNE: Ohh. Now where?

Like, step on it, Scoob. Next

stop, the Amazon jungle.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

SCOOBY: Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

(SCOOBY LAUGHING)