WOMAN ON RADIO:
Mission Control,
phase one is complete.
MAN ON RADIO:
Affirmative, Alpha Station.
Preparing for phase two.
Roger.
[BEEPING]
What in the...
Can you see this,
Mission Control?
We're hit!
Control, come in.
[ALARM BLARING]
Control, come in.
We're taking damage.
Repeat.
We are taking damage.
All controls are down.
This is an emergency.
Requesting immediate
evacuation.
MAN: Hold tight,
Alpha One.
We have rescue
support launching
in three, two, one.
Alpha Station,
this is General Ray Bao.
Just hang on, please.
I am here to save you.
Expanding the rescue shaft.
Once locked, immediately
transfer to my shuttle.
AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE:
Alert. Alert.
Termination in 15 seconds.
Nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one.
RAYMOND:
Mission accomplished.
We are making our way home.
[ALL CHEERING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
General Bao,
that was outstanding.
[CAMERAS CLICKING]
NANA: Raymond.
Raymond.
Raymond.
Can you describe
what it was like?
[EXCLAIMING]
Excuse me,
is that you, Ray?
What's with
these clothes?
Nana, what else
for an astronaut?
Raymond, hey!
NANA: For goodness' sakes.
[SOPHIE GIGGLES]
Raymond, wake up.
Hey, you slept in again.
Raymond, get up!
Get up!
Huh?
Ray, don't you
remember?
Mommy's going
on her trip and
she's leaving now.
Oh, no!
Let's go.
SOPHIE: Raymond, hurry,
you're going to miss Mommy.
[PANTING]
Mom! Wait!
Bye-bye.
Bye!
Have a good trip.
I'll miss you, Mommy.
Hey, Mr. Sleepyhead,
you haven't clipped
your nails in two weeks.
I'll do it
when I get home.
Mom!
SANDY: Hold on.
Mom.
Hmm?
I'm sorry I slept in.
Well, I'm just glad
you caught us.
RAYMOND: Me, too.
You listen to Nana. Okay?
Mmm-hmm.
Raymond, you're late.
Your school won't wait.
Okay, Dad.
You be good, all right?
Mmm-hmm.
See you.
Bye, Mom.
Hey!
Hi, Dan. Hey, John.
How's it going?
Good.
Hey, everyone.
Hi, Sean.
What did you guys
do last night?
I just watched TV.
I didn't do nothing.
Yeah, me, too.
My dad and
I went to the
game last night.
Whoa!
No way!
It was awesome.
Yao Ming scored
in the third to win by...
Hey, guys!
Hi, Ray.
Hey, Raymond.
Hey, Dan, I had this
crazy dream last night.
Oh, you're always
dreaming, Ray.
Again?
Hey, were you
flying again?
Yeah, I was
in a spaceship...
Raymond, didn't you
study your math?
Huh?
For the test.
What test?
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
Oh, not again.
You've got to be kidding.
You're gonna ruin
it for all of us.
Ray, what if she
calls on you?
Miss Lee
won't call me.
She never calls me up.
It'll be fine.
GIRL: It's my turn.
[GIRLS CHATTERING]
Raymond, it's your turn.
Let's see what
the answer is.
[CHILDREN WHISPERING]
GIRL: Oh, I know,
he didn't study.
BOY: I can't believe it.
He's gonna fail.
Come on, now.
Didn't you study
last night?
Susie Fong.
Did your group
study your math?
Well, Raymond's mom
was leaving,
so he said that he would
study on his own.
Miss Lee, Raymond always
hates doing his math.
He says the numbers
make him dizzy.
Raymond really
likes fishing.
But I don't think
I've ever seen him
catch anything.
[LAUGHING]
Okay, class.
You are all very smart,
Raymond included.
And I think
you can each see
what happens when
you don't study
like you should.
Isn't that right,
Raymond?
Mmm-hmm.
We can all learn
something here,
and that is that
when you work hard,
better is your level
of satisfaction.
It's a fact.
You sow, you reap.
Okay, now, when it comes
to good grades in school,
you have to study.
Will you promise?
ALL: Yes.
BOY 1: I wonder what I got.
BOY 2: Hey, I can't see.
BOY 3: I got five stars!
Not bad,
I did better
than I thought.
BOY 4: At least I'm happy
with my score, I guess.
BOY 5: Oh, well,
but what did you get?
BOY 3: Raymond
only has one star.
Four stars isn't bad.
I did okay.
That stinks.
Blew it for our
team grade again.
Man, you're right!
What's up, guys?
Take a look
for yourself.
Thanks a lot,
Raymond.
Hmm?
Raymond,
that's sad.
It's still something.
At least I have one star.
SUSIE: Why isn't
Raymond here yet?
DAN: Yeah, what's
with him lately?
SEAN: Oh, here he is.
SUSIE: Hi, Raymond.
Hey, check out this
spaceship I designed.
You can play Ping-Pong
here, and...
Oh, here you can
put a telescope.
And look, here is
the main control deck.
You're crazy.
Raymond...
What?
We can't get this
thing to fly.
DAN: Yeah, what
are you, kidding?
It would be impossible
to build it with
these plans.
Well, what do you know?
I can finish it,
with or without
any of your help.
Oh, yeah,
we can all go flying off
in your spaceship.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Oh, thanks, John.
Teasing me,
picking on all my work.
JOHN: Oh, come on.
I was just joking.
SUSIE: Raymond,
where are you going?
Hey, look out!
[CRASHING]
Now, you've done it.
Oh, no!
BOY: Way to go!
[ALL GRUMBLING]
Now look what
you've done.
Raymond, what are
we going to do now?
It's ruined.
You're messing
everything up.
Well... Well, it's not
like I meant to. Huh!
Raymond...
Raymond!
Nice friends they are,
making fun of me.
I'll turn things around.
SOPHIE:
So, can the Magic Gourd
give me anything I want?
Of course he can.
Can he give me
one of those dollies
that goes, "Wah, wah!"
[LAUGHING] Absolutely.
You can ask for 100 dollies
and you would get
every one of them.
There's no way!
NANA: That's the story.
Hey, Raymond,
Nana's telling the story
about the Magic Gourd.
Oh,
that "all wishes come true"
children's story again?
I've heard it
a million times.
What's the matter?
You always used to
love that story.
It's all just
make-believe.
What's there to love?
Don't listen, Sophie,
the Magic Gourd has
magical powers.
He can carry you
high up to the sky,
right up to the clouds,
where they feel just
like cotton candy.
Stick out your tongue
and they taste like
cotton candy.
That's the power
of the Magic Gourd.
If you become
the Gourd's master,
he can grant you
anything you wish for.
Say you can't
finish your homework,
or maybe you want to
play better in sports,
whatever it is,
the Magic Gourd
can come to your rescue.
[BICYCLE BELL RINGING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[FROG CROAKING]
Is the lake this way?
Huh?
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Huh?
[CROAKING]
I'll get you.
[CROAKING]
Whoa!
Awesome.
Huh. I'll fish right here.
[GROANING]
[SIGHS]
This is it.
I've got to make
some changes.
What I really want to do is
work out a way that's easier.
Yup.
Get the best grades in class
without having
to lift a finger!
Hmm?
[GRUNTING]
[EXCLAIMING]
[GASPING]
[GRUNTS]
[EXCLAIMS]
Ah!
Hey, that's a nice throw.
Huh?
You're some kind of freak.
Call me a freak?
All I want to do
is help you out.
Presenting Bailey,
the freakish, walking,
talking Magic Gourd.
Didn't your granny
tell you about me?
Bailey?
Yep!
So, you're him?
The Magic Gourd
from all those stories?
Oh, we have a winner!
And what's the prize?
I'll give you a hint.
Let's just say it has
something to do
with helping you.
Why would you
want to help me?
Because you hate
work so much.
And since you don't
want to lift a finger,
I can do all
the work for you.
Anything you think of.
My special magic
lets me grant anything
you could ever wish.
So, you want me to believe
that I can have whatever
I ask for?
You're catching on!
With my help,
you'll be the luckiest kid
on the planet, hands down.
So, what do you say?
Want to have a go at it?
Hmm.
Hmm!
What?
I want fish.
Oh, that's it?
Fish?
That's too easy.
Yeah?
Faker.
What?
Hey, where are
you going?
Can't hurry magic.
Hey, hey!
Wait a minute!
We haven't even made
the deal official yet.
Huh? What deal?
BAILEY: Bah!
Come back.
What are you
talking about?
Huh? Okay.
Here's the deal.
If you want
to keep me,
then you got to keep
a little secret.
You have to promise
not to tell anyone
about me.
You're the only
one who can know
about my amazing
magic powers.
After all, if word
got out that I exist,
I'd be like putty
in their hands
and there's not
enough to go around.
But keep our secret
and I am yours.
And if you can't,
I'll have to look
for another master.
Wait!
No, I'll definitely
keep it a secret.
Promise?
Promise.
All right! So, from now on,
you are officially my
one and only master.
Now, time for magic.
The deal is done.
Aha! I cast my spell
just for fun.
Goldfish and carp
with tails and fins,
I bring from the depths
to fly like wind.
Wow!
BAILEY: So, still
think I'm a faker?
It's pretty cool, huh?
Ever seen
anything like this?
Okay, combo seafood
platter number three
is made to order.
[LAUGHS]
Pick one.
I'll take this.
Okay.
Uh, and this one.
Sure.
Hey, that one's cool.
Eh, no problem.
You can have
any fish you like.
[LAUGHS]
That's so cool.
[GRUNTS] Let me take
a look in that bucket.
[GRUNTS]
Bailey,
will these fish...
Say no more.
I'm way ahead of you
on this one, pal.
Actually, I heard
your stomach going,
"Whoop, boing!"
Just a little bit of
magic. Whoa, Nelly!
Hot dogs, burgers,
cakes and pies,
crackers, ice cream,
corn and fries.
Wow!
This is so awesome.
Now, line up
to be eaten.
Wow, fries!
[GRUNTS]
Mmm!
Hey, corn.
What's popping, man?
Try it, try it, try it.
[BAILEY CHUCKLES]
Mmm!
Master, think about it.
You'll never
go hungry again.
And it's free.
That's the best part.
No bill to pay.
Hmm?
[LAUGHS]
Don't forget to save
some room for ramen.
[LAUGHING]
No MSG. Enjoy!
Look at that.
You eat like a pig.
[BURPS]
[GROANS]
I'm gonna pop.
[YAWNS]
RAYMOND: Bailey?
Hmm?
RAYMOND: You know,
I've never been
on a plane.
Ah?
I've always
wondered what it
feels like to fly.
Oh, it's great.
Wait a minute.
You say you want
to fly. Ha ha!
Hey, where are
you going?
[GRUNTS]
Master, over here.
You've got to
check this out.
Whoa!
What a cool plane.
Not bad, huh?
Can I fly
in this thing?
What, are you kidding?
Of course you can.
Come on, get in.
Are you serious?
I'm always serious.
BAILEY: Okay, Tower,
we are clear for takeoff.
Hold on, Master.
Here we go!
[BAILEY LAUGHING]
BAILEY ON INTERCOM:
Uh, passengers,
we have reached
a cruising altitude
of 300 feet.
For your safety,
please remain seated
at all times.
There seems to be
some turbulence up ahead.
Hey, look here.
I can save some fuel.
We'll get in
this formation.
RAYMOND: What did you say?
We're going on vacation?
Ah! Not vacation.
Formation.
[GEESE HONKING]
Hey, Bailey.
What?
Can I show these fish
to my friends at school?
I know they'll think
they're awesome.
Just say the word.
Here goes.
We're on our way.
BAILEY: Hang on, Master.
This could get a bit bumpy.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Huh? Where is everyone?
[GRUNTS]
Guess who?
And if you're wrong,
I get a quarter.
Sean, knock it off.
[BOTH GIGGLING]
SEAN: Whoa! Did you
catch all of those?
Yep.
Wow!
Where did you catch fish
that look like that?
At this lake I found.
Whoa, that's weird.
Finding goldfish
in a lake.
RAYMOND: I know.
Hey, guys,
what you doing?
Hey, Dan,
you got to see this.
Raymond caught
these really
cool fish.
Yeah? Let me see.
Forget about it.
They're nothing
very special.
Just some
dumb old fish.
I caught them at...
Goldfish?
Raymond,
that's pretty amazing.
Do you even
know anything
about goldfish?
Not really.
DAN: Well, they are
genetically mutated
from crucian carp,
but only carp can
be found in a lake,
not actual goldfish.
How come the carp
just don't mutate into
goldfish by themselves?
I mean,
what if over time,
the carp just started
getting all colorful
and stuff?
That's ridiculous.
That could never happen.
Raymond. Raymond.
Raymond!
Huh?
[STAMMERING]
It's pretty late.
You want to play
at the park?
SEAN: We're not done here.
Yeah, the park can wait.
We need to get this
fish story right.
'Cause you never know,
you could have found the
discovery of the century.
DAN: Hey,
we should ask Miss Lee.
Miss Lee! Miss Lee!
Miss Lee.
Hi, boys, you still here?
Miss Lee,
you've got to see this,
Raymond caught goldfish
when he was fishing.
Really?
Wow, how beautiful.
Miss Lee, Raymond said
that he caught these
fish in the lake.
But how can
goldfish like these
live in a lake?
I've seen fish like
this at the store,
but never in a lake.
[LAUGHING]
Now, boys, like any
problem you have,
you have to look
for the solution.
And if you look in
just the right area,
you'll find the answer.
Look in the
right area?
Hey, I got it.
Tomorrow we can
go to the library.
[MISS LEE LAUGHS]
Okay?
Oh, can't forget
my fish.
[RAYMOND GRUNTING]
Well, see you.
Hey, Bailey.
Huh?
Why did you embarrass me
with the fish like that?
Well, I just
conjured up
the fish,
you were the one
who wanted them
to be gold.
[GRUNTS]
[EXCLAIMING]
Just look at
these fish.
[SIGHS]
Now what am I
going to do?
I don't see what
the big deal is.
All I see are some
slimy, smelly fish.
Who really cares about
where they came from?
Some fish live in
a lake, others in
a store. Big deal.
And those nosy
friends from your class,
especially that guy Dan,
what's his problem?
He thinks he's
like a detective
or something.
Might as well give
that kid a shovel
to dig for clues with.
Raymond?
Huh?
[BAILEY EXCLAIMS]
Who are you
talking to?
No one.
What is that?
There's nothing
down there. Stop!
RAYMOND: Sophie!
Whoa!
RAYMOND: Come on, Sophie!
Hey, look! I see it.
There it is.
RAYMOND: Sophie, stop!
Come on, knock it off.
[BAILEY EXCLAIMING]
[PANTING]
SOPHIE: Hey, look,
don't run away.
RAYMOND: It's nothing.
Cut it out.
Listen to me, Sophie.
You need to stop
right now.
No! Get away from me.
SOPHIE: [GRUNTING]
I've got it. I got it.
What are you doing?
Get out from
under there,
Sophie.
Grandma,
there's something
under the bed.
Well, it's time
for your bath
and your brother
has to finish
his homework.
SOPHIE: But there's
really something
under his bed.
I saw it.
I was chasing it
and almost caught it.
Oh, well,
I'm sure you did.
But for now, you need
to get in the tub.
Bailey,
where are you?
Bailey.
Hmm?
[SIGHS]
[BAILEY SNORING]
[RAYMOND SIGHS]
[SNORING]
[SLEEPILY]
Oh, it's exhausting being
chased around like some toy.
[GROANS] Sisters
are too much work.
Hannah,
where's that book
on marine life?
I think the one
you want was just
brought back today.
Here it is.
Let me have it. Hey!
No way,
Freddy Lo Min's already
reserved this book,
so you're just
going to have
to wait.
Oh, please,
I really need it now.
Freddy.
Hi, Hannah.
Here's that
marine biology
book you wanted.
Thanks. Yeah,
I knew you'd help.
I'd do anything
for you, Freddy.
I'm sick. I can't
take this. Huh!
"I'd do anything for
Freddy." It's gross.
FREDDY:
Well, I gotta go, Hannah.
See you later.
FREDDY:
Wait, where's my book?
HANNAH:
What do you mean?
Hannah, I don't think
you gave it to me.
Yes, I did.
FREDDY: Well, then,
why don't I have it?
HANNAH: Are you
calling me a liar?
FREDDY:
But why isn't it here?
GIRL: Didn't you
just have it?
I don't see it anywhere.
FREDDY: What do you
think happened to it?
BOY: Let's call security.
GIRL: It's nowhere.
FREDDY: Where is it?
BOY: It's not here.
[GASPING]
HANNAH: I know
I gave it to you.
GIRL: Did someone steal it?
HANNAH: Where is it?
FREDDY: Hey, Hannah,
why don't you take
another look?
HANNAH:
I've looked everywhere.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
[LAUGHS]
Sean, you dummy.
You scared me
to death.
Come on, Ray,
you're up next
for the chess game.
You got to hurry.
Okay, but don't
sneak up on me
like that.
Well, we're going to lose
if you don't hurry up.
Just hold on
a second.
SEAN: Hey, where
are you going?
[SIGHS]
[GRUNTS]
RAYMOND: [SOFTLY]
Bailey, how could you
have done that to me?
What? Didn't you
want the book?
No. You made me
look like a thief.
Now make it go away.
By itself?
But it doesn't
have legs.
Should I make it
fly away?
I don't care.
[SIGHS]
SEAN: Raymond,
what are you doing?
Okay.
[GRUNTING]
Fly!
[CHUCKLES]
Fly, be free, book.
BOY 1: Well, here he is.
BOY 2: It's about time.
Sorry, guys,
I'm here.
Raymond,
you're always late.
So what? You'll be out
before you know it.
Huh? What's this?
Some kind of game
or something?
This is cake.
Not your lucky day.
Hey, Raymond,
you can take his
knight, right there.
Oh, I will eat your
knight for lunch.
He wants lunch?
Whatever you want, Master.
[EXCLAIMING]
Hey, where's
my knight?
What happened to it?
Where's my knight?
[LAUGHING]
[GROANING]
Hey, you can
take the rook.
[GROANS]
Huh?
Take it.
Come on, take it.
Oh, so you want
a second helping?
What? Raymond?
[GROANING]
His pawn, take it.
Come on, take it.
BAILEY: All right,
enough with the
appetizers.
Let's get to
the main course.
[GROANING]
SEAN: Raymond,
are you okay?
I think he really
enjoyed them.
Check it out.
[MOANING]
SEAN: Raymond?
BOY: Raymond...
SEAN: Where are you going?
BOYS: Raymond. Raymond.
[GROANING]
Master, wait, you haven't
finished the rest of
your lunch. Whoa!
[RETCHING]
[COUGHING]
[PANTING]
I'm out of shape.
Did you enjoy your lunch?
Are you crazy?
You can't eat
chess pieces.
Oh? I thought they
looked tasteless.
But you said you wanted
to eat them for lunch.
[WHIRRING]
[GROANS]
Huh?
RAYMOND:
Hey, why is that book
flying around?
That's the one
from the library.
BAILEY: Well,
you told me it could
fly away, remember?
[BAILEY PANTING]
BAILEY: Hey, book,
you're going the
wrong way.
You were supposed to
go to the library,
not down here.
Bailey, go catch it quick.
You got it.
[WHIRRING]
COACH:
All right, let's go.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
[GROANING]
Raymond,
you can swim.
You've got to join us.
What do you say?
Raymond,
you can be part
of our relay team.
Yeah, we're
one guy short.
BAILEY: [GURGLING]
This is great.
Master, let's do it.
We can show them
how great you are.
Hmm. Perfect.
We can't lose.
Bailey, are you sure
I can win at the
swim meet?
You kidding?
Piece of cake.
With me around,
you'll always
be a winner.
Losing isn't
even an option.
It's what you
always wanted,
right?
Yeah.
BAILEY: Master,
I can see that you
are completely beat,
so just get some sleep.
Let me handle
cleaning things up.
Here we go.
[SINGING]
[EXCLAIMING]
[GROANING]
[IMITATING DARTH VADER]
I am your father.
[GRUNTING]
[EXCLAIMING]
[EXCLAIMING]
Yeah!
[GRUNTS]
[EXCLAIMS]
[YAWNING]
I'm wiped.
[YAWNING]
[SNORING]
[RINGING]
Oh, oh, oh!
Time to get up.
Master, time to get up.
[GROANING]
Master.
Master!
Time to get up!
Oh, quiet.
Time to get up!
Oh! Hey, I got an idea.
Towel, over here.
Rise and shine,
sleepyhead.
Aha! Ah, that's it.
[GRUNTING]
Brushing with
your eyes closed.
Wow!
Go wake your
brother up,
okay?
SOPHIE: Raymond,
it's time to get up.
Grandma,
Raymond's disappeared.
Nana, thanks.
Smoking!
Okay, who can tell me
what 6,304
divided by 7 is?
Miss Lee,
it's 900.57.
Point 89 times 3.07
is equal to?
Oh, Miss Lee, it's 2.7323.
Miss Lee, it's 14.62.
Miss Lee, it's 23.5.
I know, it's 301.
You are correct.
[TIMER BEEPS]
BAILEY: [GURGLING]
Start the engine.
Full speed ahead!
Hey, did Raymond get
some kind of transplant
or something?
RAYMOND: Coach.
Coach!
Huh?
Raymond, that was great.
Kick with your
legs more, hear?
Yeah.
Come on.
[GRUNTING]
I see swimming
in your future.
BOY 1: Raymond,
that was awesome.
Hey.
Hmm?
BOY 2: Hey, what
are those marks?
RAYMOND: Huh?
[HUMMING]
Uh-oh.
[SHIVERING]
It sure is cold.
I really need
to go change.
Mom and Dad are
going to love this.
Raymond, what is that?
[CHUCKLING]
Here, take a look.
[LAUGHING]
You're going
to race in that?
NANA:
The inter-school
swimming meet?
Good for you, Raymond.
I'm very proud of you.
Now come on,
time for dinner,
okay?
SOPHIE: What are we having?
NANA: Raymond, swimmers
need energy. Eat more.
They're right,
we can't build
this design.
If you say so.
But, Master, all
you got to do is ask.
Allow me.
With four pencils,
I'm like a pre-programmed
pencil processor.
I do all the work
so you don't have to.
No batteries required.
[EXCLAIMS]
Whoa!
So, what do you think?
Is that like what
you had in mind?
RAYMOND: But this
design is even more
complicated than mine was.
There's no way our
team can build this.
They laughed at my plans.
They'll hate me for these.
Hmm, I see. Amateurs.
Well, here's another
idea.
[SQUEAKING]
Bailey's magic
power lurks.
Master wants
a plan that works.
Yes, my magic can
help a lot. Ha!
Now you've got
your own robot.
Oh, no! You pressed
the laser button.
[LASERS ZAPPING]
Whoa! Whoa!
[PHONE RINGING]
Stop! Quiet, it's Mom.
[PHONE BEEPS]
Hello?
SANDY: It's me, Mom.
Oh, Sandy.
Hi, there.
Hi.
Don't worry,
I can trick your grandma.
Mmm-hmm.
[SANDY CHATTERING]
[TOENAIL CLIPPER CLIPPING]
[LAUGHS] Yes.
Mmm-hmm, he's growing up.
He's been
getting up on time.
And he's even been
clipping his nails.
Master, well,
I've saved your
neck once again.
Mmm. You're the
greatest thing ever.
[LAUGHS] Yeah?
But, Bailey?
Hmm?
I think from now on
I'll handle things
myself.
Ah?
I'm serious.
Well, like, what
will you handle?
Hmm...
You know, like,
things that give me
a challenge.
Well, define what you
mean by "challenge."
Like, chess
or doing things
like that robot.
I see, you do
all the fun stuff.
And I take care of
all the hard stuff.
Is that your preference,
Master?
Wait, are you
teasing me?
No. No, no, no!
I wouldn't dare
tease you.
Why, working hard
is what I do.
I do all the work
and you play.
That's just
the way it works.
[ROBOT WHIRRING]
Sure looks good.
Raymond, you better
just back away slowly.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Ah!
Whoa, Raymond!
What is that?
BOY 1: Wow! Look at that!
BOY 2: It's so cool.
BOY 1: No way!
BOY 3: Whoa!
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
BOY 4: Oh, that's awesome!
BOY 5: Whoa!
BOY 6: Whoa!
BOY 7: Get him!
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
BOY 8: Go, go, go, come on.
Hey, Raymond,
how did you build
such a cool dog in
such a short time?
Well, maybe while you
thought I was lazy,
I was working
on this project.
Raymond,
you're awesome.
[ALL EXCLAIM]
Come on, get him.
BOY 1: How did
you build that?
BOY 2: Look at him go.
BOY 3: No way!
GIRL: Look at him go!
BOY 4: So cool!
BOY 1: Awesome!
BOY 2: Whoa!
BOY 3: Oh, yeah!
[CROAKS]
[CHILDREN EXCLAIMING]
BOY 1: No way!
BOY 1: Yeah!
BOY 2: Whoa!
This isn't right.
You bought that robot.
Uh, well,
I built it myself.
ALL: Whoa!
GIRL 1: No!
BOY: Oh, no!
GIRL 2:
Oh, that's too bad.
Look out.
[CHILDREN WHISPERING]
I'm sorry.
Hey, why did you make me
such a junky robot?
I used all the
latest tech.
It really shouldn't
have broken.
Then you can
fix it for me.
You always make me
look like a fool.
But you're the one
who came up with
that design.
I'm just here to
do whatever pops in
that brain of yours, see?
Next time,
make it more durable.
Okay.
[GASPS]
Oh, look,
it's a toy store.
Oh, you love toys.
RAYMOND: Whoa! Hey,
maybe they have
a robot in here.
BAILEY: Oh, I'm sure
they've got something.
Wow, radio-controlled
copters.
Whoa!
Check out these robots.
You see one
that you like?
I like all of them.
Oh, yeah?
Whoa!
Hmm?
Dan Chow? What...
What do you want?
I don't want anything.
I just saw you walk
into the store.
I was coming home
from school and
saw you go in here.
Listen, Raymond,
I thought that was
a pretty neat trick,
the one from class.
What are you
talking about?
You can stop
goofing around now.
I'm pretty sure I saw that
in the catalogue.
Are they still available?
I might want to buy one.
Forget this,
I'm going to a movie.
Oh, come on.
Stop pretending.
I know you didn't build
that thing yourself.
It would be
impossible.
Whew!
Okay, well, if Master likes
all the toys, then...
Oh, Bailey's magic
never stops.
With toys that bounce
and even fancy ones
with different props.
Get ready to march,
get ready to run.
Time for Master
to have some fun.
Move out.
Hey, mister, where
are all your toys?
What?
Where are my toys?
Hey! Huh?
Hey! Hey, please
come back here.
Don't go.
[GRUNTING] Come back!
Hey, come back!
[EXCLAIMING]
Oh, no!
The Swamp Dino
Strikes Back.
RAYMOND: All full?
Sorry, Dan,
but I'm going
to see this show.
But you...
And there are
no seats left.
[SIGHS]
You need a ticket,
Raymond.
I already got one.
Hmm.
Master, that was
just a train ticket
I gave you.
A train ticket?
No, I want a
movie ticket.
But the movie
is completely full,
there are no tickets left.
But you're
the Magic Gourd,
get me in.
[BAILEY EXCLAIMS]
Oh, boy! Master,
this won't be easy.
There's only
so much I can do.
I don't care! I want
to get in that movie.
Oh, no! Okay.
Get in, get in,
the world will spin,
[RAYMOND SCREAMING]
and don't forget
your popcorn tin.
Huh? Where am I?
[ROARING]
[GASPS]
[ROARS]
[ALL LAUGHING]
Wow, Master can act.
[SCREAMING]
That boy sure
looks like Raymond,
don't you think?
Yeah, he does look
a lot like Raymond.
Hmm!
But it can't be.
He's never been
to Hollywood.
[SCREAMING]
[ROARING]
[SCREAMING]
[RAYMOND GROANING]
[SHRIEKS]
Oh, no,
this doesn't look good.
Hang on, Master,
here I come.
[BAILEY WHOOPING]
Hey, ugly, try this
for an appetizer.
[ROARS]
[SCREAMING]
BAILEY: For the main course,
here's a b*mb flambe.
Ooh! That's gonna
leave a mark.
[ALL CHEERING]
[BAILEY WHOOPING]
[BAILEY GRUNTING]
Oh, no!
Master!
Grab my hand.
Grab my hand!
RAYMOND: Whoa!
Okay, Master,
here we go!
Let's order this
meal well-done.
[ALL EXCLAIMING IN AWE]
BAILEY: Whoa!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Master, I've saved
you once again.
This is all
your fault.
Here, you can
wipe your sweat.
MAN: Hey, kid.
BAILEY: Huh?
What are you
doing here?
Get out!
Get out!
[GROANING]
[PANTING]
Don't you understand
anything I say?
I told you to get me in,
but not into the
movie itself.
BAILEY: Why so picky?
What's the diff?
[WHIRRING]
Where is
Raymond Bao's house?
[WINCES]
Whoa!
[PANTING]
Whew!
Whoa!
Huh?
[ROARING]
[GRUNTING]
[ALL CLAMORING]
ROBOT: Raymond,
your dad is at home.
[GASPS]
Bailey? Bailey?
Where are you?
Bailey?
Here I am, sir.
What are your orders?
We need a plan, General.
What do you think
you're doing?
Granting your wish.
You said you liked
all the toys
in the store.
And look,
I delivered again.
You've got to send
everything back
right away.
Why?
Send them back?
RAYMOND: Do it now!
Oh.
[WHIMPERING]
Hmm.
Yes, General.
[ANIMALS CALLING]
RAYMOND: Go faster!
Everyone,
the evacuation flight
is now boarding.
[ROARS]
BAILEY: Come on,
pick up the pace.
All right,
we're packed in
like sardines.
No room for you,
dino-boy.
Let's move!
Let's move!
[RAYMOND GRUNTING]
Go! Go! You got to
get out of here!
Raymond.
Raymond?
Huh?
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
What are you doing?
I'm just changing.
Hmm.
Hmm?
Come downstairs.
Okay.
Raymond.
Yeah?
I bought you a present
for making the swim team.
[GASPS]
No way!
This is awesome!
Dad, how did you know
I wanted a bike?
What do you mean?
I'm your dad.
Of course I know.
SOPHIE: A new bike!
Hey, Dad,
will you come
to the swim meet?
I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
I'll be there.
Promise.
I wanna go!
RAYMOND: Will Mom
be able to come?
I called her today
and she can't wait.
Yes!
SOPHIE: Hooray!
Mommy's coming home!
FATHER: Now, come on.
Let's see you ride
this thing.
SOPHIE: Yeah!
RAYMOND: Cool!
I bet it's even faster
than my last bike.
[SOPHIE GIGGLES]
I can't believe
Master has another
math exam tomorrow.
What kind of school is this?
Always teaching stuff.
What I don't understand is
how come Dad gets
so much credit
for a new bike,
but when I give him
tons of new toys,
I get yelled at?
[SIGHS]
[BAILEY SNORING]
[RINGING]
[EXCLAIMING]
Oh, no! It's time!
Oh.
Hey there,
Mr. Sparrow.
Did you catch
that worm?
[GRUNTS]
Morning.
You're up early.
Hmm.
Yes, I know.
I'm actually excited
to take my math exam.
Mom and Dad will love it
when I get an A.
Mmm-hmm.
[GARGLING]
Understand?
Understood.
Cheese!
Cheese!
Oh.
Bailey, this test
is important.
Hmm? I won't
let you down.
And begin.
Where is that gourd?
BAILEY: So, Master wants
the highest score.
I could pull this
wish off easily.
Hmm. This one looks
like a B-minus.
Not good enough.
Ooh! This one's not bad.
But I can still find
a higher score.
Ha! This dummy will get
a big zero for sure.
Oops. It's Master.
[WHISPERING]
Write the answers.
Can't you see?
Look, it's blank.
You've got to do
something and do it now.
Just hold on.
MISS LEE: Time's almost up.
Just a couple more seconds.
Oh, that's it, everyone.
Hold on, almost there.
GIRL 1:
Thank you, Miss Lee.
MISS LEE: Bye.
GIRL 2: Goodbye, Miss Lee.
Goodbye.
BOY 1: Bye, Miss Lee.
GIRL 3: Goodbye, Miss Lee.
MISS LEE: Bye. Thank you.
GIRL 4: Bye, Miss Lee.
Thank you.
Bye.
BOY 2: Bye, Miss Lee.
GIRL 5:
How do you think you did?
Goodbye.
Thank you.
GIRL 6: I think I did okay.
BOY 3: Bye.
BOY 4: Thank you, Miss Lee.
BOY 5: Bye, Miss Lee.
MISS LEE: Bye-bye.
[GASPS]
This one's at least a 95.
That is definitely the one.
Oh, magic, magic, don't delay,
the best exam with only A.
Numbers perfect,
numbers neat,
fly to Master's
empty sheet.
Hmm?
Whoa!
Yeah!
Here, Miss Lee.
GIRL: Thank you, Miss Lee.
Bye.
Susie?
Yes?
Susie,
why is this blank?
Here, Miss Lee.
Huh?
But I...
Raymond, don't leave.
MISS LEE:
Is this your paper?
Uh...
Yeah, of course.
Maybe you should
see for sure.
Susie's name is on it.
Raymond, how did
you get that?
Why did you take
Susie's test?
You cheated.
BOY: Why would
Raymond do that?
Let's go.
We need to go
to the office.
MISS LEE: Raymond, wait!
WOMAN: And three
and four and... Huh?
[BAILEY VOCALIZING]
♪ The Master aced
the math exam
♪ Gonna get best grade
in the class, man
♪ He'll be the best
throughout the land ♪
So, Master,
how does it feel?
Don't you get it?
Don't you know
what you've done?
[STAMMERING]
But, hey, wait.
It's all your fault.
You made me eat
those chess pieces.
And it was your idea to
steal the book that day.
And then you
steal the answers
off Susie's paper?
No, no. But...
Now no one will
trust me again.
Oh, Master,
those were all
of your wishes.
My wishes? What?
What...
I'm gonna split
you into pieces.
No! Allow me.
[EXCLAIMS]
You got no brains!
That's true. As well as
a split personality.
Ha! Master,
if you think that's cool,
then check this out.
Yeah!
Watch me do this.
Ready? Come and get me.
Huh? Come back here!
[BAILEY LAUGHING]
I bet you can't find me.
Marco! You say Polo.
Why, I'll cook
you for dinner.
I'll start the fire.
[GROANING]
Whoa!
Here goes!
Call 911.
[FIRE BELL RINGING]
I've got a hose
and I'm not afraid
to use it.
Oh! Master,
are you all right?
You've been trouble
since the beginning.
You're more monster than
good. Now, go away!
Oh, you say
I'm a monster.
Well, I can do that.
You see, Master,
[IN DEEP VOICE]
I'm just doing everything
you tell me to.
I simply reflect
your heart's desire.
If you think bad thoughts,
then I become bad.
You see, I haven't
done anything wrong.
I'm just what's
in your heart.
Master, don't go!
You want things
to be easy.
Let me go! Let me go!
Stop! Get away!
[ROARS]
Get out of here.
I don't want your
help anymore.
I can do things myself.
Get away!
[GROWLING]
Master,
time to get up!
[GARBLED SPEECH]
Master, just tell me
what I've done wrong.
From the first time we met,
I thought you knew.
I'm here to
give you everything
you could wish for.
That's my job.
Master? Master!
Master!
No, no!
Go!
[SCREAMING]
ALL: Raymond! Raymond!
Raymond! Raymond!
Raymond! Raymond!
SUSIE:
Raymond, where are you?
MISS LEE: Raymond?
JOHN: Raymond, come on.
MISS LEE:
Raymond, where are you?
SEAN: Raymond!
DAN: Raymond?
SUSIE: Raymond.
JOHN: Raymond.
MISS LEE: Raymond?
Hey, look,
he's over there.
SUSIE: Raymond!
DAN: Raymond!
MISS LEE: Raymond,
what are you doing here?
Oh!
What happened?
SEAN: Raymond,
are you all right?
I'm really sorry,
Miss Lee. I'm sorry.
[RAYMOND CRYING]
All right,
let's get going.
Come on.
Does it hurt?
Just a little.
Raymond,
do you have any idea
what you've done?
Cheating is
always wrong.
You understand?
You must work hard
for what's important.
It's only right.
Mmm-hmm.
MISS LEE: You know, there
will be consequences
for your actions.
But I hope this teaches you
a valuable lesson.
You have a chance to
become a better friend
and a better student,
all right?
Out there you've got some
really great friends.
So, please, don't
let them down again.
You promise?
Mmm.
[SNIFFLING]
SUSIE: Hey, Raymond.
Raymond.
Susie,
I'm really sorry.
It's all right.
I can help you
with your math.
We can all help.
Master doesn't want me.
Now he says he
just wants to do
everything by himself.
[CROAKING]
I know. The swimming
championship
is really, really
important to him.
I can't let him
disappoint his friends.
Or his parents.
It's my job to
help him win.
What have I
always told you?
If you do your homework
and study hard
all the time,
you'd be the best
student in class.
And look now.
It's not all bad.
Raymond has really gotten
so much better lately.
He's always getting up
on his own,
and he's been cleaning
his room much more.
And he's even clipping
his own nails.
I have to think
that maybe we've
been too busy.
We haven't been
around to help.
I'd say Ray has learned
his lesson for sure.
So, I'll just
ask you not to
do it again, okay?
Wow, Master's
working hard.
He's trained for
almost a month now.
[CROAKS]
He must be
getting fast.
ANNOUNCER: And up next,
the 400-meter relay race.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Swimmers, to your lanes.
On your mark.
Ready.
[FIRES]
ALL: [CHANTING]
Tigers! Tigers! Tigers!
Tigers! Tigers! Tigers!
Hey, Dan, good luck.
Oh, man,
they're really fast.
It's not looking
too good.
BOY: Come on, let's go!
I wonder how
the swim meet is
going right now.
[CROAKS]
I'm really worried
for Master.
ALL: [CHANTING]
Tigers! Tigers! Tigers!
Master,
do your best.
Well, what do
you think?
They're really fast.
It's all up to
Raymond now.
He's got to
pull this off.
Go! Go! Go!
GIRL: Go, Raymond!
[ALL WHOOPING]
ALL: [CHANTING]
Raymond! Raymond! Raymond!
Let's go, Raymond.
Come on, go!
Go! Go!
ALL: [CHANTING]
Raymond! Raymond! Raymond!
Come on, let's go!
Come on!
[HORN BLARING]
Yeah!
[ALL CHEERING]
BOY: Yeah, Raymond, yeah!
ANNOUNCER: And first place
in the 400-meter relay is
lane number three,
the Tigers of
Sun Valley Academy.
[PANTING]
Bailey!
Please come back!
I really want
to tell you this!
We won the gold!
Master, did you say
what I think you said?
Bailey?
Did you hear me?
[FROG CROAKING]
Well, I think so.
To be sure,
say it again, okay?
You weren't
at the meet?
So, you really don't
know what happened?
No, I wasn't there.
So, then
if you weren't there,
that's not how we won.
No, I didn't help.
You must have
done it on your own.
I really did it alone?
I guess so.
How else?
You won it
without any
of my help.
Yeah!
All right!
Yes! Oh, yeah!
Yes! Yeah!
Master. Master.
You really don't
need me anymore.
I think it's time
for me to move on.
[CROAKS]
Where will you go?
BAILEY: Wherever.
It's pretty obvious that
winning on your own is
much more satisfying.
It must feel good
to win like that.
You know, doing it
all by yourself.
I'm beginning
to understand.
Granting you everything
you could ever wish for
is not the wisest thing.
It only seems
to hurt you.
And those around you.
Master,
I think it's time
we said goodbye.
One last thing.
Master, would you mind
keeping our little secret?
Bailey!
Take care!
[CROAKING]
Master, take care.
[WHISPERS] Bailey.
Oh, and, Master,
don't forget to
clip your nails!
SUSIE: So, Raymond,
what is pi?
RAYMOND: It's 3.16.
No, 3.15.
Okay.
Ah, it's 3.14159.
Got it. Finally!
But not always,
I also like to eat it.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha.
So, where are
we going here?
And what's all this?
There's, like,
birdseed in my script.
Come on, turn around.
We got to go and help
some other poor kid.
[WOMAN SINGING]
♪ Come see a world far away
♪ Where the stars
whisper dreams
♪ And nothing's as it seems
♪ Come to a world
♪ Take a chance and find
♪ It's where magic
comes to play
♪ It's not so far away
♪ Beyond the clouds
and the sea
♪ Where daydreams
run like rivers
♪ Or dance with the breeze
♪ An open door of imagination
♪ Deep in your heart,
you'll find the key
♪ Come take a journey through
a world of wonder
♪ Where great adventure
will find you
♪ Where every question
will find an answer
♪ And all your wishes
come true
♪ We all need to find
a happy ending
♪ Between today and tomorrow
♪ Close your eyes
keeping the hope alive
♪ Just look inside yourself
♪ You'll find your way
♪ Come to a world
♪ Take a chance and find
♪ It's where magic
comes to play
♪ It's not so far away
♪ Beyond the clouds
and the sea
♪ Where daydreams
run like rivers
♪ Or dance with the breeze
♪ An open door of imagination
♪ Deep in your heart,
you'll find the key
♪ Come take a journey through
a world of wonder
♪ Where great adventure
will find you
♪ Where every question
finds an answer
♪ And all your wishes
come true
♪ We all need to find
a happy ending
♪ Between today and tomorrow
♪ Close your eyes
keeping the hope alive
♪ Just look inside yourself
♪ You'll find your way
♪ We all need to find
a happy ending
♪ Between today and tomorrow
♪ Close your eyes
keeping the hope alive
♪ Just look inside yourself
♪ You'll find your way ♪
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Secret of the Magic Gourd, The (2007)
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