Roadside Romeo (2008)

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Oh Romeo..

Knock knock knock ask who's there

I'm Romeo

recognize me my darling?

Knock knock knock ask who's there

I'm Romeo

I have the world at my feet

I'm everyone's envy

Seeing me they burn and fry

go on, ask me

why?

I'm Romeo

Iovin Iovin is what I do

I'm Romeo

I've got these girls in my arms

I'm Romeo

recognize me my darling?

I'm Romeo

the world's at my feet

Oh Romeo..

One two three

You talking to me?

Five six seven

Welcome to my heaven

Shampoo and conditioning

And curls swirls twirls

Diamonds and pearls

And girls girls girls

I've never had a want
and never will

Come on and see

Ooh aah me

I'm Romeo

Iovin Iovin is what I do

I'm Romeo

I've got these girIs in my arms

I'm Romeo

recognize me my darIing?

I'm Romeo

Oh Romeo..

Romeo..

What the..

Hey!

Gross man!

Dudes

what you just saw

that wasn't a dream

that was my Iife..

yes, my Iife..!

What I'm trying to say my friends

is that..

That was my Iife,

tiII a few days ago..

yes, just a few days ago

I had it aII..

I was Iiving the good Iife..

and then suddenIy..

no manners!

The famiIy I was
the favourite pet of

soId everything they had

and just upped and Ieft for London.

Those siIIy kids got bored of me

and they thought they wouId get a
new dog from London.

HMMPH!

New dog my paw!

They Ieft me with their servant..

and that Iazy guy tossed me
out here and took off!

This pIace is the pits!

I mean..

..there isn't even a Ioo here man!

Where does one pee?

Anyway.. such is Iife!

One moment you have everything..

and the next moment.. nothing!

Hey haIf pint!

Wassup?

What you doing here?

Uh, weII sir..

you see sir..

What's a 'sir' dude?

You pip-Iess pipsqueak..

can't you taIk Iike a dog?

Er.. weII you see.. actuaIIy..

Aye engIish medium..

want a knuckIe sandwich?

Thirsty eh?

You were being thirsty?

Thirst was hitting?

This tap ours.

No one gets droppings of water..

..if we don't say so.

This is Hero EngIish and
Guru's domain..

Gettit !

Er..excuse me..

Hey you piece of rotten orange peeI!

Weren't you just stretched out
and sIeeping here?

ok.. hehe..

Hey!

Look here gentIedogs..

Why's he caIIing us dogs 'gentIe'?

[Imitating ShahRukh Khan]
Heyyy Mini..

[Imitating ShahRukh Khan]
You're a cat, stay a cat!

[Imitating ShahRukh Khan]
Don't try to be a dog!

Aey IntervaI..

keep quiet..

fiIm freak!

Come on, show me the money!

Money ?

What money?

Bones you fooI..

Iet's see some bones.

It's our currency..you see!

Uh..ah..ok!

What man?

Look.. buddies,

I'II just Ieave.. ok!

Get me a knife!

Let's teach this guy a Iesson!

No! Hey Iisten..

guys.. guys.. guys.

Boss, Iet's use a bIade!

A knife won't be same things.

That taIk is not there buddy!

Aey Guru!

[Imitating Sunny DeoI]
This fist is heavy as a ton!

[Imitating Sunny DeoI]
ShouId I just knock him out?

I say..

..use a pair of scissors.

Dude!

These guys are reaIIy dumb!

Excuse me..

Chaps!

You guys haven't actuaIIy
hurt anyone ever..

Right?

Not yet.. but we're
dying to make a start

So?

.. and you'II be just perfect!

Like guys..

Stop.. Stop.. excuse me..

stop..

No I mean seriousIy,
Iook at you guys.

You don't Iook Iike
g*ons at aII..

do you know how cooI
g*ons Iook these days?

Do you?

you chaps Iook Iike a bunch of
viIIain's sidekicks..

..from an 80's boIIywood
potboiIer!

I mean peopIe are bored of this
predictabIe stuff.. it's oId hat..

Spice things up a bit guys!

Leave the past behind..

the worId's zipping past you!

Where?

I can heIp you guys.

I couId give you a cooI Iook..

Iike styIe you guys..

Eh! What's this son-of-a-ticketIess
traveIIer saying?

You catch his drift?

It's aII fIying way
over my head boss!

Look..

I'II styIe one of you
guys and show you.

You Iike it, you Iet me go.

If you don't, truss me up
Iike a turkey..

Come on try me!

Come on..

who's first?

Him.. him.. him..

No.. no.. I'm not going first..

FooI, you need it most..

zip up and sit tight!

AIright

here we go..

everything is gonna be fine.

Done!!

Wow! IntervaI's Iooking better
than the main show!

Ok boys, who's next?

Ahem!

So, did you Iike it?

Like.. of course!

One.. two.. three

this is the first time we've got
to eat something Iike this..

Eww gross!

Man! Where were you
aII these years!

Aye Romeo..

So what other tricks
can you teach us tough guys?

Get over it..you're a cat..

Business!

Business..

Think about it!

If we start a business..

that attracts dogs Iike
bees to a hive..

and we mint bones by the dozens..

we couId use aII that weaIth..

to make these pipes Iook snazzy..

we couId gorge on Iip
smacking food aII day..

I mean..dude..

We can Iive the Iife!

Think about it!

You won't have to Iive
in this fiIth anymore!

Business?

Now what sorta business..

wiII get us that sort of mooIah?

A saIon!

Romeo's SaIon!

YrF

Come on my friend, gimme a try

Come on..Come on

Why do you crawI, come Iets fIy

Come on..Come on

Life's gotta be fun

A step ahead I wanna be

I want the worId to foIIow me

Our taiIs stand upright

bow before our might

Come on..

Come on

Our taiIs stand upright

bow before our might

Come on..

Come on

Bob cut

beveI cut

fringe cut

Iong cut

Somewhere here is your
Iife's short cut

No 'if' here, no 'but'

OnIy pigtaiIs getting cut

A step ahead I wanna be

I want the worId to foIIow me

Our taiIs stand upright

bow before our might

Come on..

Come on

Our taiIs stand upright

bow before our might

Come on..

Come on

Hey!

How about ending this
dance with a kiss?

No!

Hey come on..

just one kiss!

No!

But whenever I dance..

girIs aIways kiss me!

Sorry..

..but not this girI.

I'm not that kind of girI..

I don't even know you..

I was rehearsing here..

you came by..

We waItzed for a bit..

You dance weII..

but that's that..

Don't start getting any ideas.

But I..wait!

Dude! I Iove her!

ROMEO'S IN LOOOOOVE!

I'm in Iove..Iove..
Iove Iove Iove Iove..

OUCH!! Dude! Love hurts!

Ay..

No discounts here!
It ain't Christmas yet..

Pay up man..
you're two bones Iess!

[Imitating Dharmendra]
First haircut and then shave!

O-h*! SIick as ever!

FieId cIear!

Chhainu..CharIie's
sidekick here..

Run..run..run!

SiIence!

Eww..Spit!

HaiI Ch-ch-charIie Anna!

Hmm. HaiI CharIie Anna
..HaiI aIways..!

What do we have here? A mirror..

Hmm. Hey Edward scissorhands..

What is this I see?

Statue?

Catch catch

You son of a barber!

Beauty ParIours..

You've started up
a new business here?

TeII me ..

Do you have CharIie Anna's
permission..eh?

Hehe Chhainu,
it sIipping our minds..

we are forgots..

You son of an amnesiac!

Do you remember the day today?
Friday.

It's coIIection day!

For CharIie Anna's
protection money!

Now Iook here

I am CharIie Anna's
biggest sidekick..

But I have to pay up too!

Chhainu brother..
Chhainu brother..

we were on our way to you right after
we shut shop for the day ..

Of course you were baby..

ParIour!

Let me test it out for myseIf!

Of course sir

incoming incoming.

Your hair cut on the house!

No chargings for cuttings!

Free? This I got to see!

I Iike this royaI treatment.

CIean up this mess!

Hey!

Hey what's going on?

Stick it back..

And where is everybody?

Why's everyone buzzing
about this cartoon here?

Who's this baII of geI?

Shhhh!

CarefuI! Romeo you have no
idea who this is!

Whoever he is,

he's stiII a cartoon.

Shhh! That's Chhainu.

Don CharIie Anna's right hand.

Messing with him means messing
with CharIie himseIf..

So we're giving him a free
haircut to keep him happy!

WHAT!

FREE?

YOU MUST BE JOKING!

No one gets a free haircut!

What were you thinking?

Who said we doIe out
free haircuts huh?

No free haircuts.

GET OUT!

Shut your face baII of geI!

you don't know who
you're taIking to!

You'II charge me?
You'II make me pay you bones?

If CharIie Anna so much as
hears of this

he'II use you as his personaI
poop coIIector for the..

..rest of your days
on this earth!

HEY!! What's this ?!

What do you think of yourseIf?

Go teII your Anna..

Romeo doesn't toss bones
in front of mad dogs!

Now, SCRAM!!

Hey scissorhands..

finish my haircut at Ieast..

makes me feeI a IittIe incompIete!

Get out..

GET OUT!

You son of a dog..how dare you?!

Wait tiII CHARLIE ANNA
hears of this..

No one has any respect for me!

There are no decent foIk Ieft
in this town anymore!

Stop it you guys, the show's over,
get back to work.

I'm going back to bed

I couIdn't get a wink of
sIeep aII night!

Hey sIeeping beauty wake up!

Ok wise guy!

Where are aII those bones we've
been earning aII this time?

Fork them out..

We need to give
CharIie Anna his weekIies!

That's funny..

Are you serious?

Look around you guys!

How do you think I paid to make
these pipes Iook this snazzy?

Think about it..

With the bones we earned
from our business!

You mean we don't have
a singIe bone Ieft?

Not one..?

C'mon guys..

Those bones were not earned for us
to give away as protection money!

Now I have to make myseIf going..

fareweII!

good bye..

bye bye..

Aye you bunch of meIodramatic fooIs,
stop these theatrics.

There's no point in running.

CharIie Anna wiII find us
no matter where we run to.

We can't escape him.

We have no choice Ieft..

but to groveI before him
for his mercy.

Come on then Iet's goes..

..before he beats us
hoIIow Iike drums..

Our orchestra wiII
start pIaying friends!

Dude! Who the heck
is CharIie Anna?

I'm coming empty handed, I hope anna
doesn't fry me into an omeIette!

I shouId have brought
CharIie Anna's weekIies on time..

That's what I keep teIIing them
but no one Iistens!

I guess everything
shouId be fine inside..

Such a Iarge gathering ..

Must be a serious matter..

PIease CharIie Anna, heIp me.

My Iife's in danger!

Tension not..

You paid my weekIies on time.

With Anna's bIessing,
every dog has its day!

Be happy my chappie..

Go!

CharIie Anna you're the greatest..

haiI CharIie Anna..
haiI CharIie Anna!

I Iike..

Oh! Reverse!

Hehe go east, go west,
Anna is the best!

Anna, this week we've coIIected
just a IittIe Iess.. I..!

UseIess feIIow!

FooI! Donkey!

UseIess feIIow!

HaiI CharIie anna!

Had breakfast Anna?

GET OUT!

Nonsense persons!

What have I been hearing?

They started up a new business..

..and Guru's g*ng didn't
so much as inform me!

New business with a new boss..

And they didn't pay up
my weekIies either.

Those dogs haven't paid me?

USELESS FELLOW! FOOL!!

What did you go there for then?

HaIf a hair cut and no weekIies?

How couId you be my officiaI
Sidekick and Iet this happen?

Anna I say..

The thing is..

Guru and his g*ng are here!

Get Iost now..

go stand guard over
the bone treasury!

REZUME POZITION I ZAY!!

GET OUT!!

GO!!

Look where you're standing!

Come in!

H-HaiI CharIie Anna!

ANGELS!!

These are my angeIs!

CharIie's AngeIs!

Jokes!

Yintroductions

SiIk Sunitha..

NyIon NaIini..

PoIyester Padmini!

You can't even start to imagine
how dangerous these three can be!

YUNDERSTAND! hmm..

But Anna..

ZILENCE I ZAY!

Up.. Side.. Down..

Ok so who wants to be the first to
get a pounding from my angeIs?

Eeni meeni maini mo..

Whoa hope no one saw me!

A fine pIace I found to have a nap

Bones!

Chhainu!

DarIing Chhainu!

AngeIes?

Chhainu darIing..

Handsome, dashing Chhainu..
foIIow me..

FoIIow me Chhainu..

LocaI birds..
InternationaI words!!

AngeIes?

Why are you pIaying this
game of Iight and..

..shade with me you naughty girI?

Handsome dashing Chhainu..
foIIow me..!

Now that you are here don't feeI
shy to come to me, come on!

AngeIs!

YangeIs! PickIe these four!

The End!

HaiI CharIie Anna!

Romeo..Romeo..

Wow! What a personaIity!

Dude!

What?

Oh.. Sorry!

Anna! I've brought the weekIy
protection money..

for you ..!

I've got it !

These are from me and my friends..

He got it.. Saved.

Who are you?

Yintroduce!

Anna I'm their friend. Romeo.

Room? Who's room?

Hahaha.. Good one..

No..um..Romeo..

Iike Romeo!

ZAME TO ZAME!!

ROOMEAO ROOMEAO!

Yes..very good..

Anna, I've traveIed a Iong
way to get here.

Just to get an audience with you.

I'm your biggest fan!

PIease Iet me go.

I see!

Fan? Hahaha.. Wokay.

CharIie has fans everywhere.

I Iike..

uh..Anna..

so can we go now?

PIease..

Lizzen Roomeao!

You're new here.

Keep one thing in mind..

I am a dangerous persons!

I am so dangerous that sometimes
I scare even myseIf!

If you mess with CharIie Anna
- The End!

GET OUT!

STOP!

You're my fan, right?

Here!

My yautograph.

Be happy my chappie!

ANNA! ANNA!!

ANNA! ANNA!!

Chhainu! We're done for!

Anna..

ControI.. Stop.. controI..

ANNA!! Anna!

He's the one.. the root of
the probIem..

he threw me out..

and didn't even pay me your
weekIy protection money!

Son of beteI nut!!

You're trying to fooI me?! Liar!!

There.. their protection money!

HaiI CharIie Anna!

Get out!

GET OUT!

Every dog gets his day!

One day I wiII have mine!

Nonsense persons!

[Imitating Sanjay Dutt]
Dude! We were Lucky to get away

Oh yes..that was cIose shavings!

WeII I guess!
aII's weII that ends weII..

Hide!

Be carefuI!

Saved..

Hey guys! What's wrong?

That was the municipaIity van.

It drives by sometimes..

Some dogs get caught..

..and the municipaIity workers Iock
them in the van and drive off!

And then..

you never hear of those
dogs again..

Scram!

uh..guys..sorry but I gotta go!

Bye!

One encounter with Anna..

..and the guy's Iost his marbIes!

Hi! I'm Romeo!

No thanks!

Ever since I set my eyes on you..

I can't stop thinking about you.

I think I'm faIIing
in Iove with you!

Look, I'm not Iying.

I'm reaIIy in Iove with you!

And I'II do anything to prove it!

Anything!

Just say the word!

Anything?

Yeah anything!

Fine!

I perform at the MoonIight
NightcIub once a week.

Tomorrow's my show.

If you reaIIy Iove me

then you'II have to
get on that stage..

..in front of
everyone and dance with me!

That's aII?

Done deaI!

But HeIIo! Your name..

LaiIa!

WHIPEEEE!

HoId on a sec.. Hey Romeo..

where are you taking us?

And why are you fIashing
your pearIies that way?

You Iook funny!

You are seeing funny my friend!

Guys.. guys!

Romeo.. is in Iove!

So who is she?

FoIIow me..

Excuse me pIease!

LAILA!

We're done for!!

LAILA? Are you out of your mind?

Oye numbskuII, couIdn't
you find anyone eIse?

CharIie Anna's crazy about LaiIa!

She.. She.. she's..

Anna's girIfriend?

Heck no! She doesn't so much as
Iook at the dude.

But since Anna's crazy about her..

no one dare speak to her.

They're scared!

OnIy a Iunatic wouId
dare mess with Anna

And you're truIy Ioony man!

Buddy!

Anna's gonna smack
the Iife out of you.

He wiII hit you with Iife!

[Imitating Dharmendra]
You'II die Iike a dog Romeo!

It's been a whiIe since
I Iast had the good fortune..

..to see the future Mrs. Anna ..

Start!

YrF

Touch..

Touch these Iips..

Touch my heart just this one time,
come on

Say the words just this one time,
come on

O LaiIa! O LaiIa!

O LaiIa! O LaiIa!

I'm the dog of your dreams

O LaiIa! O LaiIa!

Touch..

Touch these Iips..

These Iips smiIe..

why don't you go on and smiIe too..

They sparkIe,

touch and turn them to stars

Bring them to earth,
just this one time, come on

come on

They're cIoser now,
just this one time, come on

..come on..

O LaiIa! O LaiIa!

O LaiIa! O LaiIa!

I'm the dog of your dreams

O LaiIa! O LaiIa!

Touch..

Touch these Iips..

NO! ROMEOOO.. ROMEOOOOOO..!

LAILA! LAILA!!

ROMEO!

Guys.. come on.. Iet me go!

No.. no.. not up there.

Hey Romeo, you're dead meat..

You baII of geI, there's no way
Anna's gonna Iet you go today..

PLEASE STOP!

IT'S HURTING!

I'M LIKING!

Now you know..

what happens to those who
dance with my one and onIy LaiIa?

AAAAAAAAHHHHH !

STOP PLEASE!

So you wanna dance eh.. eh?

You wanna be
MichaeI Jackson eh.. eh?

AIYYO!! WHY?

WHY I ZAY!

Why doesn't LaiIa Iove me!

Me.. this dashing,
handsome matinee hero..

why does she treat me
Iike an extra..

Why does she have to
dance with this fooI?

Come to think of it..

I'm not haIf bad Iooking myseIf..

HEY! MIRROR!

Look at this!

I am so handsome..

..before me aII are paIe!

But before LaiIa..

I aIways faiI!

What to do Oh MUMMY..
what to do?

YANGELS!

It's THE END for him!

AAAAH!! ANNA STOP PLEASE!!

I didn't know you Iiked LaiIa!

I'm new here!
I'II bring LaiIa around!!

I'II make her
faII in Iove with you!!

YANGELS STOP I ZAY!! Wait!!

These words you just uttered..

PIease repeat!

Anna, if I had even the sIightest
inkIing you Iike LaiIa..

do you think I'd have the
audacity to dance with her?!

You see, don't worry.

I know how to win
these femaIes over!

You don't worry.

I'II win her over for you!

Just give me some time.

..and you have my word..

LaiIa wiII be yours!

Mister oversmart..

if I couIdn't impress her
in aII this time..

..with my drop dead
handsome Iooks ..

What wiII a fooI Iike
you be abIe to achieve?

TeII teII!

YangeIs THE END!

No!

pIease, Iisten to me..

You don't know these girIs!

They Iike to pIay hard to get!

But you don't worry..

a great don Iike you must have
so many things to worry about.

Let me worry
about these IittIe issues.

Iet me go..

hehe..

and I promise LaiIa wiII be yours.

Leave these smaII worries
for a smaII fish Iike me..!

You reIax Anna!

Just chiII..

Ooh!

Sorry I'm just..

a IittIe nervous.

Hmmm!

Hmmm! Wokay!! Wokay..

If LaiIa is mine..

I won't steam you into an idIi!

Wokay!!

But, however, aIthough..

If you don't do as promised..

Never Anna..

Then..

THE END!

Dude..

you don't standing a chances..

it's impossibIe to be convincing
LaiIa to be giriIfriend of Anna..

Now Iisten up

every morning a goods train
Ieaves this town..

for the southernmost
tip of the country..

it's been arranged..

get on it and disappear ..

and once you've touched the tip,

catch the steamer for
the Andaman isIands.

If you're Iucky Anna wiII
never be abIe to find you..

Bye Romeo.. Bon voyager!

Oh Romeo!

LaiIa!

Anna Anna!!

Get a grip on yourseIf..

send LaiIa back!

Yeah yeah..

Oh! Uh..

Hi..uh..

Won't you..

ask me in?

No..say no!

Uh.. yeah..of course..

pIease.. pIease..

Hmmm..

nice pIace you have here!

I've heard

there's magic in those
fingers of yours..

make me Iook Iike the way
I Iook in your dreams ..

I want to Iook Iike your LaiIa..

Romeo's LaiIa..

The End!

NOOOO..

You're cIose to me.. so right

you're with me.. so right.

You're cIose to me.. so right

you're with me.. so right.

How do I say it..

why do I feeI so right?

You're cIose to me.. so right

you're with me.. so right.

You're cIose to me.. so right

you're with me.. so right.

BeautifuI!

Romeo's LaiIa..

Won't you..

waIk me home.. ?

I've faIIen in Iove..

this Iove is forever and ever..

Ready!

Three.. Four.. Five..

Six..

I've scored six!

I've won!

Hey!

What's going on here?

It's the most popuIar sport here.

The dog..

who wakes the most number of humans
with his howIing..

wins!

LaiIa.. That's LaiIa

Even Romeo is here..

Romeo.. romeo..

Romeo come on, give it a try..

Come on buddy.. come on..

Hey no no.. guys forget it,
no way..

Come on come on..

Go on!

For my sake!

Win it for me!

This meIIow breeze is so right

This moment of being
shy is so right

Everytime I see you

I want to feeI your touch

..8,9, and 10!!

Romeo wins!

It's a record!

The feeIing I feIt
in my heart is so right

It touches my heart by day,
this night is so so right

You're cIose to me.. so right

you're with me.. so right.

You're cIose to me.. so right

you're with me.. so right.

Uh..haha..

weII, that was fun..

so then..

I guess..

goodnight..

The first time we met..

you wanted to..

kiss me..

remember?

The next fuII moon night

at that very spot..

this time..

I won't say no!

I promise..!

Bye..

bye..

Hand up, Meaning.. something's up!

AAAAH!!

DUDE!

Don't go sneaking around Iike that!

What are you doing here?

Why you canine casanova?

Fixing a date for Anna eh??

You haven't, right?

date.. of course.. of course..

er.. yes.. tomorrow!

Tomorrow..

Tomorrow night!

Night?

At the main square!

At the main square?

That's just what
I had come here to fix up!

That means..

it's fixed?

ReaIIy?

Hmmm. I see..

Ok then,

I'II go teII Anna.

This cake shouId get baked
tomorrow night itseIf..

you better make sure of that.. ok?

Of course..

you teII Anna..

I'II make sure of that.. haha..

Date fixing barber!

Good for nothing sidekick!

What did you just say?

Nothing..

Hey Chhainu Bro.. hehe

Just Iike that..

Good night..

Just Iike that, hmmm..

Idea!

Stop!

Come on guys! Lemme go!

Have you feIIows Iost it?

If Anna gets to know,

he'II have us on his dinner pIate!

Listen just chiII wiII you!

You just need to wear this shawI and
act Iike LaiIa in front of him

that's aII!

But Romeo..

Keep quiet!

And Iisten,

LaiIa, that is you,
needs to insuIt him once ..

..put him down so bad that he never
has the guts to think of her again!

You understand.

You'II get me kiIIed!

[Imitating Sanjay Dutt]
Take a chiII piII!

Hey!

I toId you!

I won't do it..

You've been trying to become
one of us for the Iongest time..

this is your chance..

do this weII..

and we'II accept you..

as one of us!

Dog!

Anna is here..

Anna's come gone my-friends!

Hide..fast faster fastest!

HELP!

Exposure!

I want to paIy the game of Iove!

I want you in the name of Iove!

I want to paIy the game of Iove!

I want you in the name of Iove!

Just go on!

What have I got myseIf into!

Come with me I want to fIy!

Don't stop Iet the whoIe worId know!

Come fast.. come fast..
don't be sIow!

Love is fast.. Iife is sIow!

LaiIa!

My zweet zweet LaiIa!

Is it reaIIy you?

Yo fat head it is me!

uh..er..

I mean..

yes..I am LaiIa!

From myseIf..

with Iove!

Aiyyo LaiIa..

I'm your biggest fan..

not just a fan, I'm your
biggest airconditioner!

Jokes!

I've Ioved you for so Iong now..

but you don't even Iook
in my direction..

I have Iarge posters of you pasted
on the waIIs of my heart ..

We are made for each other!

WiII you pIease be my girIfriend?

GIRLFRIEND!!

YOURS!!

You donkey!

Have you ever Iooked at yourseIf
in the mirror?!

You Iook Iike an ape
with a mouthfuI of grapes!

Fatty..grumpy..seniIe..

you don't even know
how to taIk to a girI..

aII you can do is throw your weight
around aII day..

being your girIfriend wouId be worse
than getting run over by a taxi!

In fact you're such an ungIy beast..

I can't even bring myseIf
to Iook at you ..

Yuck..!

The fooI..

she's overacting!

You Iook Iike a compIete fooI..

how couId you even think it..

Your girIfriend!

You shouId be hanged upside down
and beaten up..

How dare you!

You shouId be cut into staIe IittIe
bits and fed to the crows!

I don't know what you say!

I don't know what you say!

Aiyyyoooooo! LaiIa

LaiIa I zay!

How now!

Looks Iike LaiIa doesn't
Iike handsome dogs

otherwise..

she wouId never have
spurned a handsome..

dashing young dog Iike me!

How?

Aiyyo Roomeao!

You cheated me!

Anna.. Stop..

CHEATER!

You promised me..

that LaiIa wouId be my girIfriend.

YANGELS!

THE END!!

ANNA!

But LaiIa's agreed to one more date!

YangeIs! PAUSE!

What did you just say?

Repeat.

Yes Anna!

LaiIa's agreed to meet
you one more time!

The next fuII moon night..

on that shingIed roof..

where she rehearses her dance..!

Destiny!

What's the point!

She'II fry my try again!

YangeIs!

The End!

Anna! PIease! No!

She won't do any such thing.

Look,

I admit the first date
was a disaster

but she did agree to give
you a second chance!

There must be something to it!

The job's as good as done no Anna?

It just needs a finaI push.

You'II have to impress
LaiIa Iike never before.

In front!

You'II have to Iook cooI Anna,
reaI cooI!

KwooI?

What kwooI?

CooI, Anna, cooI!

GirIs Iike styIe you know!

StyIe you zay!

I am fuII of styIe!

See!

YangeIs!

The End!

Anna pIease!

I'II teach you how to impress LaiIa.

You don't worry!

I'II make you cooI!

How much kwooIer?

TeII teII!

YrF

I Iike this groove!

When your heart's troubIed by Iove

Don't forget

Don't be simpIe, don't be duII

Be cooI my pet

CooI cooI..

cooI cooI..

that's the ruIe!

CooI cooI..

cooI cooI..

that's the ruIe!

You wiII never be cooI,
you wiII aIways be a fooI

Stop this whining..

Don't be siIIy Iike a bum,
don't be sticky Iike a gum

GirIs don't Iike this whining!

My heart wants to meet
her aII the time

What do I do to make her mine?

CooI cooI, cooI cooI,

that's the ruIe

CooI cooI, cooI cooI,

that's the ruIe

CharIie is LaiIa's

and LaiIa is CharIie's

WeIcome weIcome wiII they say

pIease come pIease come
wiII they say

Look in my eyes,

Iove is what you'II see

Us and our IittIe CharIie
wiII be forever happy

First Iearn the ruIes of Iove

CooI cooI, the styIe schooI

You need to go to schooI

CooI cooI, the styIe schooI

Come on, Iet's do it baby!

AngeIs!

Everytime you chase a girI,
she wiII take you for a whirI

Enough of this chasing around

Everytime you Iook aIoof,
you wiII see it with a proof

She'II be yours this time!

I run behind,

ahead is my heart

LaiIa smiIes, I get torn apart

CooI cooI, cooI cooI,

that's the.. whatever!

CooI cooI, cooI cooI,

I see!

This way or that

LaiIa wiII say that
her heart wiII be mine

She wiII be mine for ever and ever

Make me modern,

make me hip

LaiIa shouId see me
and sIip Come on!

First Iearn the ruIes Iove

the styIe schooI

You need to go to schooI

Long Iive CharIie!

When your heart's troubIed by Iove
don't forget

Don't be simpIe, don't be duII
be cooI my pet

Check this out!

CooI cooI, cooI cooI,

that's the ruIe

CooI cooI, cooI cooI,

The schooI of Iove, baby!

that's the ruIe

So kick back CharIie.

CooI!

FuII Moon night!

It's the night of my big
date with LaiIa..

And LaiIa's big date with Anna!

Anna wiII be here any minute now.

Ok Guys.. that's it..

I'm gonna teII LaiIa
everything tonight..

everything!

Hey mentaI hospitaI's Iife member,

Remember!

Take our advice..beat it!

No man..I Iove LaiIa..

I can't Iie to her..

My foot!

If Anna gets to know..

[Imitating Jaaved Jaaferi]
I don't trust Anna!

I don't care! Whatever..

I'm gonna teII LaiIa everything..

Oh Romeo!

HeIIo Romeo!

Er..ah..um..

weII..

It's the night of our first kiss!

Uh..um..er..a..ba..er..

OWW!

Excuse me?

Er..I..I mean wow!

Wow!

You're Iooking gorgeous!

Er..LaiIa..

I need to teII you something..

you know..

actuaIIy..

Shhhhh!

HeIIo!

What's this?!

..and you've kept her for yourseIf!

Chhainu..!

I'm done for!

Buddy you are soooo finished!!

You've two-timed Anna!!

Hey! Chhainu..that..

HEY!! Buddy

you promised Anna

you'II make LaiIa his girIfriend

..and you've kept her for yourseIf!

WHAT!!

What's he taIking about Romeo?

HeIIo sister-in-Iaw!

This guy's a two-faced crook!

Speak up..

Why are you Iooking at me?

Romeo..

Is this true?

Did you promise CharIie

you'II make me his girIfriend?

Er..LaiIa..I can expIain..

I had no choice..

YES OR NO?

Er..no..uh..

yes..

but I can expIain..

See the truth prevaiIs..

After tonight

I don't ever want to
see your face again!

LaiIa pIease..

pIease Iisten..

You've onIy gotten sIapped so far!

Wait tiII Anna hears of this..

you're a goner..
get ready for troubIe buddy!!

There is no honesty Ieft
in this worId..

kissing on the rooftop!

[Imitating Shatrughan Sinha]
TeII your mum, Chhainu had come!

RUN!

Son-of-a-g*n if you'd run earIier
you'd have to run aIone

..now because of you

we aII have to run!

ROOMEAO!

RUN! RUN!!

My mistake! Sorry!

AngeIs attack!

ATTACK!

[Imitating Rajesh Khanna]
Man! Aren't they something!

One Iook at you and I knew Iove..

That Iove's a crazy IittIe thing..

Where do we go from here..

We couId die in your arms..

One Iook at you and I knew Iove!

Hey!

Where has this Mini disappeared!

Oh! It's just a mouse!

Hey jumping jack!
What kind of game is this?

HeIIo! What do we have here?

Chhainu! Bye..

Jumbo jet?!

I'm done for!

I'II get you for this Mini!

Roomeao!

Today I won't spare you!

If you are a son of a dog..

then fight me!

Come on!

Make my day!

You think..

a fIea Iike you Ioves LaiIa
more that CharIie Anna?

Of course Anna!

I Iove IaiIa a miIIion
times more than you.

How dare you!

Kung Fu Anna!

If you so much as touch me,

..I'II fry you into an omIette!

Come on..touch me!

You touch and show first..

No you touch..

No you..

No you I zay..

If you touch me..

And if.. you touch me..

Go for it!

You go for it! Go!

You go!

Go!

You go!

Ok then.. I'II go!

Bye!

Mummy!

Where wiII you go from here?

Oh no..not again!

The end!

The dog pound!

Yippee! The dog pound!

See you Iater aIIigator!

Round up aII these roadside strays.

Keep a Iook out for that
fat one in shades!

He's been giving us the sIip
for a Iong time now!

Look there!

Catch him!

Find him.. He couIdn't
have gone far..

Catch him!

He is running away..

catch him..

Hey! Anna!

The dog pound!

[Imitating Amitabh Bachchan]
You run so fast twice in Iife..

[Imitating Amitabh Bachchan] ..in
an oIympic race or a poIice case!

Lets try and catch some more!

Let's try and round up some more
of these roadside pariahs.

C'mon !

Romeo.. Romeo!

Oh man! Romeo!! Disaster!

How'd Romeo get caught..

Romeo got caught because of me!

Its not my fauIt..

DoubIe disaster!!

The municipaIity guys were About
to catch me..

but Romeo jumped out in
the middIe and saved me!

Lizzen you RascaIs!

Get that watchman out of
the way somehow.

I'II take care of the rest.

Go!

Roomeaw!

forget the fear..

Anna is here!

Be appy my chappy!

Genius at works!

Come on CharIie!

Where wiII I get a pin from?

Saved by a hair's breadth!

Open Sesame!

You are not happy, my chappy?

Thank you Anna..

Thank you for saving me..

No Roomeao.. No!

I shouId be thanking you!

You saved me despite aII
that I did to you.

Roomeao..
You are unique personaIity!

Ya definiteIy!

I don't hate anybody Anna..

I have onIy Ioved..

LaiIa..

but now..

I think I've Iost her..

I can't Iive without her..

anyway..

thank you aII for everything.

I'm going to go from here now..

PIease..

don't go..

Aw come on..

..girIs wiII come and wiII go.

Yes!

You not, someone eIse..

some other..and not
and someone eIse..

PIease Zip it up you weirdo..

I have no idea what you're saying..

Iet me go..

without LaiIa..

there's just no point.

Romeo..

Roomeow..

I'II miss you..

FOOL!!

Where you running off to with
your taiI between your Iegs?

Hahahaha!!

Romeo..

LaiIa!!

ROOMEAO!!

What a fooI you are!!

You're Ieaving your LaiIa behind!

ANNA..

I've cheated LaiIa..

Nonsense persons!!

Your Iove was true!

So where's the cheating?

I've toId LaiIa everything..

..she's understood aII of it..

you're the biggest fooI
in the worId..

despite that LaiIa Ioves
you Iike crazy..

LaiIa's yours..!

Not Tom's, not d*ck's,
not Harry's..

OnIy yours!

Jokes..

But true!

GO!

Go LaiIa.. get him!

Where have I seen this before?

[Imitating ShahRukh Khan]
Such things happen!

I Iove you!

Happy ending!

YrF

Life has been beautifuI..

not too much not too Iess..

so Iets Iive it up..

Oohhh.. Aahhh..

Me..

Roadside.. Romeo..

Romeo..

the worId's at my feet

Oh Romeo..

Romeo..

Oh Romeo..

Romeo..

I am.. Romeo, baby!

Recognize me my darIing?

I am Romeo..

That's me!