[newsreader] Breaking news this morning
as the masked vigilante, Combat Wombat,
puts an end
to a terrifying dropbear attack
in an adrenaline-fueled battle
high above Sanctuary City.
[newsreader 2] Join us as we delve
into the heart-warming story
of how Combat Wombat
has inspired the community
-and stolen our hearts.
-[radio static]
[presenter] Welcome back to
"Late Night with Grant Quokka".
I have a massive exclusive
for you from Combat Wombat
and it's exhilarating!
-[radio static]
-[newsreader speaks in Spanish]
[newsreaders speak in various languages]
[newsreader 3] Rallying behind him,
new superhero, Combat Wombat.
[newsreader 4] The sky's
the limit to this truly inspiring
unstoppable force for good.
[radio turns off]
[Maggie] Okay. Let's do this.
My name is Maggie Diggins,
also known as Combat Wombat.
[Sweetie] And I am the Gallant Glider,
sidekick extraordinaire!
-[Maggie] Yeah. Thanks, Sweetie.
-[Sweetie] No problemo!
[Maggie] Six months ago,
I discovered my true calling
after saving a certain someone
from plunging to their doom.
[Sweetie] Maggie! You said
you wouldn't mention that!
[Maggie] Since that moment,
I've made it my duty as a hero
to try and make
a real difference in this city.
Helping animals out of danger,
saving citizens
when they need us the most.
And I was loving it!
Until… well, you'll see.
Come on! He's getting away!
Try doing this
with a baby strapped to you!
[Maggie] I wish I could say
this was 80-year-old me
still doing what I love.
[grunts]
[Maggie] But that's actually
happening right now.
-Circle!
-What the… [yells]
[yells in slow motion]
[Maggie] I know, I know. You may
have a lot of questions.
-And, no, that is not my baby.
-[baby squeals]
[Maggie] Or my real hair.
[yells in slow motion]
[yells in normal speed]
[baby squeals]
-No! No, no, no, no! No!
-[baby squeals]
[click]
[Maggie] So, when did things get so messy?
Today we celebrate the hard work
and bravery
shown by these two extraordinary heroes.
Sanctuary City has never been safer,
and it's all thanks to Combat
Wombat and the Gallant Glider!
[crowd] Wombat! Wombat! Wombat! Wombat!
What the…?
[cheering]
Aw, Chief, this is amazing!
It looks exactly like us.
Thank you, Sanctuary City.
You know, there are two types
of animals in this world.
Good and bad.
If you're good,
we will always fight for you.
-[cheering]
-[whistles]
But if you're bad,
if you ever do anything wrong,
we will hunt you down
like the filthy, sniveling
vermin you are!
-[crowd falls silent]
-Huh?
Yeah. What Gallant Glider is trying to say
is that we wanna make sure
all of you can get a hold of us
whenever you need us.
And from now on, it'll be even easier.
Thanks to Chief Furbank
and the Pawlice Department,
we've created a new app
we call Heroes On Demand.
-[cheering]
-Yeah, Wombat!
[Maggie] With just a few taps,
you can call us anywhere, any time,
for any reason.
[click, sound cuts out]
[Maggie] Yeah, I should
have been more specific.
[app] Save me!
Don't panic, Mrs. Softshell.
We are here to save you!
Oh, thank you!
Please save me from these high prices!
[cash register rings]
[Mrs. Softshell] I need you
to reach the specials
on the top shelves.
Uh… sure?
Okay. Beans.
Baked beans.
Oh, my favorite! Boiled beans!
[app] Save me! Save me!
-Which way?
-Um… straight ahead.
[man] Somebody help!
-They're stealing all my stuff!
-[both gasp]
-Please, sir, let me do my job.
-[grunts]
[struggling]
-[app] Save… Save… Save me!
-[whimpers]
You did the right thing calling us.
This is a job for the experts.
[Maggie sighs] Or literally
anyone with a ladder.
Whoo-hoo! Yes! Thank you!
This is not an emergency!
You haven't seen the clog.
[gags] I'm gonna need some backup in here!
No, no, no! Maggie! [gags]
-[baby laughs]
-Whoa! Reg! No!
I'm not a babysitter!
Thank you for agreeing
to look after my granddaughter.
I didn't agree to this!
Gotta go, lady. Important places to be.
What could be so important?
Welcome to the grand opening
of ChameleOnline's premier store
in Sanctuary City,
where everyone is abuzz with excitement!
[Reginald] Speak for yourself!
We don't want all of this
newfangled technology
-taking over our city.
-You tell 'em, Reg!
[laughs nervously]
Ah, well… almost everyone.
-[laughs nervously]
-[booing]
Let's talk to the brain-daddy
of this revolutionary company,
the tech entrepreneur, Lenny Glick.
Oh, thank you
for that splendid intro, Grant.
You know, I moved here
from Reptilicon Valley
because at ChameleOnline we believe
that our devices can revolutionize
the way people communicate,
browse and store their information.
Hmm!
Our technology has the power
to create a perfect world
and we wanted to share that
with all of you.
And what do you say to your naysayers
who aren't on board
with your views of the future?
Well, Grant, I think it's time
for them to "skink" differently.
Ha! Perfect world?
I'd settle for a normal one.
[baby laughs]
[Maggie gasps] No! No! No, no, no!
-[squeals, laughs]
-Not that. Matilda!
[crashing]
Welcome home, Matilda!
-[Matilda squeals]
-Have a great day, Matilda.
-What? No, you can't keep…
-[door slams]
-[MATILDA SQUEALS]
-Reg!
For our socials!
Enough!
Excuse me?
Maggie? [laughs nervously]
No! This is where I draw the line.
But I just need you
to pick up my dinner order.
[stomach rumbles]
It's literally right… there!
[bell rings]
So close… yet so far away.
Oh! That's it!
The pointless, idiotic
non-emergencies stop now!
I guess I'll starve.
[voice on phone] Order cancelled.
-[sighs]
-[whines]
[waves lap, gulls call]
[breathes deeply]
[man chuckles] Someone's kicking!
You wanna do another kick
for your second-favorite daddy?
I think you mean better-looking daddy.
[both chuckle]
She's going to be perfect.
-[static]
-She's going to be perfect.
-[static]
-She's going to be perfect.
[voice distorts]
She's going to be perfect.
[voice distorts]
She's going to be perfect.
She's going to be perfect.
She's going to be perfect.
She's going to be perfect.
She's going to be…
Mmm! Chami? Why is he still glitching?
-[chimes]
-Oh, hey boss!
Additional user data is required
to run a stable stimulation.
Hmm. How many more users do we need?
The entire city, cuz!
Phase One is in full swing
but we're running into some interference.
Oh, I was hoping it would not get to this.
If I take them out of the equation,
will we be able to advance to Phase Two?
Sure thing, bro! Full
simulation will be operational.
-[chimes]
-We're so close.
[dial tone]
[woman] Hey, leave a message
after the beep.
[beep]
Hey, honey, I know I've been
distracted with work,
but it's almost ready.
It's all going to be perfect again.
[snores]
-[app] Save me!
-[yells]
[groans]
[distant voices echoing]
[woman] Someone, help! He's drowning!
[woman 2] Thanks for saving my son.
[man] If Combat didn't save my house…
[man 2] Thank you for saving my child.
Okay, you can do this.
You just need to be honest.
He'll understand.
[door clicks]
Hey, best friend!
Sweetie, we need to talk.
Look, the truth is,
this isn't how I pictured
my life as a superhero.
The app was meant to give us more of this.
But if we aren't going to solve
real crimes
and make a genuine difference
in animals' lives then…
I don't think I can be
Combat Wombat anymore.
Whoa.
Sweetie? Are you okay?
[Sweetie] Yes.
I am perfectly fine, Maggie.
I guess all I have to say is…
[yells] …how could you do this to me?
[yells]
-Why?
-[Maggie gasps]
Well, hopefully it goes better than that.
Hey, best friend!
Sweetie, we need to talk.
Me first! Me first!
Guess who's back for more fun
with Auntie Maggie!
[Matilda squeals]
This cannot be happening.
I know! It feels like a dream.
So, are you ready for a full day
of unpaid babysitting?
But we are heroes! It's our duty!
No, it is not our duty
to provide free childcare!
-But…
-Enough, Sweetie!
There is nothing, nothing
that is going to stop me
from returning this child
to her grandfather right now!
Reginald Tibbs, you're under
arrest. Load him up, boys.
What? What's going on, Chief?
Putting this dirtbag away.
He'll get the chair for this.
[Maggie and Sweetie gasp]
You still use the electric chair?
Yep.
-[lever grinds]
-[beeping]
It's the only way
we can get him in the van.
This doesn't make any sense.
What did he do?
Break and enter, destruction
of property, larceny.
Really? Him?
My name's Reginald Tibbs
and I'm here to rob this store.
And you're sure that's the real Reginald?
[Reginald] To verify
it is indeed the real me
please see my birth certificate,
passport and driver's licence.
He's not the first, either.
We've brought in nine seniors
in the past 24 hours.
This is a full-on geriatric crime spree.
Why is this the first
we're hearing about it?
Because we caught them all so easily.
They were still at the scene
and they all confessed on CCTV.
A few even started the paperwork for us.
Why would an elderly echidna steal
from a Princess Peacock warehouse?
My guess?
Lip gloss.
Nothing gives a bloke more confidence
than smooth, shiny, chapless lips.
Yeah. Sure.
Doesn't that seem weird to you?
[Sweetie] Yeah, I thought so at first.
But with these glossy lips,
I'm a freight train of confidence!
Not the lip gloss, the crime!
Something doesn't add up. Chief,
there's definitely more to this.
Let me look into it. This could
turn out to be the biggest…
Maggie, I know you want
a big case to solve,
but we got the guy.
Look, if you really want to help,
I do have something important for you.
We need someone to supervise
community service for a juvie.
[Chief Furbank]
The name is Skylar… Buttface.
We're assuming it's a fake name.
Yeah. What kind of name is Skylar?
She was apprehended vandalizing
the ChameleOnline store earlier.
Not the first time she's caused
damage at that location.
How could you soil
the proud Buttface name?
You've never heard
of doing the wrong thing
for the right reasons?
[Sweetie] No such thing!
We live in a society of laws
and if you ever do anything wrong,
we'll hunt you down like
the filthy, sniveling vermin…
Yeah, yeah, we're all familiar
with your motto.
I still can't believe
they allowed that billboard.
She's required to complete 25 hours
before you sign her timesheet.
But, Chief, I don't have time to…
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've gotta go stock up
on some tutti-frutti.
-[woman] Oh, hi, Danny!
-[man] Back for more, Danny boy?
This is not how I expected the day to go.
I know. I don't like this either.
But if she's with us,
then at least we know
there's one less grimy
degenerate on the streets.
Uh, you do know I can hear you?
Nobody likes an eavesdropper!
Ooh, plus, we could use
the extra set of hands right now.
[groans] For what?
[Matilda cries]
-[Matilda screeches]
-[Maggie gasps]
-Requesting for backup! Now!
-[Matilda screeches]
Okay, rule number one,
no bonding with the baby.
I'm looking at you, Sweetie.
Who's a cute little puggle?
Who's a wittle-wittle wuggle?
Circle!
Sweetie!
Oh, come on! What's the worst
thing that could happen?
The more you connect with her now,
the harder it's gonna be
to give her back to Reginald
when we crack the case!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Since when were we working on this case?
Chief Furbank strictly forbid us.
We would be… [gasps] breaking the law!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
What if the law got it wrong?
Maggie's right. We should investigate.
Stop encouraging her!
You really think they're capable
of this, Sweetie?
Look at them!
Exactly! Look at their beady little eyes.
Criminal. Criminal. Criminal!
You can't tell someone's a criminal
just by looking at them.
Criminal!
[sighs] Do you really think
Reg could do these things?
Come on, Gallant Glider,
this is real hero work.
Besides, Matilda deserves to be
with her grandfather again, doesn't she?
But she's so cute!
-Ow!
-[chortles]
Huh! Not bad, kid.
[grumbles] Fine.
Great! But if we're gonna crack this,
we need to work around the clock.
Just cancelled all my plans
for the next week.
Wow. Must have taken ages
to cancel nothing.
I actually had a firm date
with my dermatologist
to inspect some irregular moles,
so joke's on you.
Wow. Sick burn.
It was, actually.
-Was it?
-Yeah.
-Really?
-Yeah!
Are you two done?
-[Sweetie yells]
-[Matilda laughs]
If we're gonna figure this out,
we need to focus on motive.
What would drive
a group of elderly animals
to go on a crime spree?
[Sweetie] So, we have to get into
the minds of old people, hey?
I don't like where this is going.
And we need to be undetected,
making sure that no one knows
we're on the case.
He's gonna say we need to go undercover.
[Sweetie] We need to go… undercover!
[Skylar] Oh, no.
[upbeat spy music playing]
Huh…
[groans]
[gasps]
[music stops]
Okay, team.
Let's go pull off the most epic
undercover mission of all time!
[spy music resumes]
-[music stops]
-[snoring]
Fried eggs, bush bars, spin and win.
[woman] We're over here, Margaret!
Come in and win some exciting prizes.
[snoring continues]
Well, this is much less cool
than I thought it'd be.
[Sweetie] Speak for yourself, lady!
I just put my name down for karaoke!
-[tinny music playing]
-[sings out of tune] ♪ Karaoke ♪
♪ Karaoke-dokey ♪
-Ugh!
-But first, I'm heading out
to hit the early bird alfresco buffet!
Huh.
[Sweetie whispers] Psst! Maggie!
It's me! It's Sweetie,
by the way! [giggles]
[out loud] Oh, my back!
Those nasty old bones of mine! Oh!
-[Sweetie] Yow!
-[sighs]
We are never going to solve this case.
-[beep]
-Oi, Skylar,
I'm gonna ask some questions.
See if anyone here knows anything.
Any action on the greens?
[snores]
There's never been less action
anywhere… ever.
[rustling]
Slacking off on the job, eh?
I knew I couldn't trust her.
Well, Mrs. Buttface,
you're about to learn
why you can never switch off
during a stakeout.
[laughs]
-[rustling]
-Hmm?
-[Sweetie grunts]
-[sighs]
[grunts] Ow!
[Skylar laughs]
That's what you get for sneaking up on me.
How did you even see me coming?
You had your head in a book!
What have you got in there? Huh!
Mind your own business.
And I don't need to stare straight at you.
See that window up there?
That reflection lets me see
everything behind me.
So, while I'm pretending
to have my head in a book…
You're actually taking in
your surroundings!
How are you so good at this?
Who taught you?
Your g*ng of street criminals?
[chuckles] Oh! You think I'm good at this.
Hmm, too good.
You do realize
you're being nice to me, right?
Stop taking it as a compliment!
If anything, it's made me
more distrustful of you.
What other tricks do you have
up your sleeve, rebel scum?
Just calm down and breathe.
Hmph!
When you take your time,
you might just see things
you would have missed.
Like what?
Well, for one thing…
you're standing in an ants' nest.
[gasps]
-[ants] Forward!
-Let's go!
[yelps] They're in my pants! Oh! Oh!
-[laughs]
-[Sweetie yells]
[sighs]
[gasps] No, no, no, no, don't…
-Oh.
-[splat]
-[groans]
-[Maggie] Huh?
Excuse me, could I please
ask you a few questions?
No cutting!
I'm not cutting. I just want
to ask you some questions.
-Is she cutting?
-Oh, you can't cut in!
I'm not cutting in!
Exactly what a cutter would say.
Back of the line, cutter!
-[gasps]
-End of the line, cutter!
-Ow!
-Get her!
-Boo!
-No!
-Okay, okay!
-[jeering]
There's gotta be some way to get
through to them.
[Matilda] Circle!
[babbles]
[gasps] No, no, no, no, no!
-[squeals]
-[Maggie] Matilda!
Floor sprouts are not for babies!
-Circle!
-[yells]
Those circles
are attached to my head! [sighs]
Trust me to get stuck with a devil child.
Why does anyone
willingly volunteer themselves
for this t*rture?
[woman] Well, aren't you gorgeous?
[angelic choir]
[babbles]
[giggles]
[music stops]
-[giggles]
-[angelic choir]
[sneezes, babbles]
[woman] What a cutie!
I think we just found someone
they'll talk to.
[Maggie clears throat]
[receptionist sighs] Yes?
-Have you seen this man?
-Oh!
Oh, I know him.
Well, Reginald is a fine gentleman.
He is a wacko.
-Loves…
-…conspiracy theories.
[babbles] Hey!
There's a baby in here!
I think he was protesting
at that big round building.
[overlapping chatter]
He's a wacko.
Now Reginald is a fine gentleman.
He's a wacko.
-Oh!
-[pen clicks]
[sighs]
Nice work out there, partner. Huh? Hmm!
[snores]
So, what'd they say?
Did you know Reginald was
a hardcore conspiracy theorist?
Can't say I'm surprised.
Oi! What's going on here?
[scoffs] We were just talking, dude.
It's "Mr. Dude" to you,
thank you very much.
Okay, Maggie, status report.
But make it quick. I'm one
number from getting a bingo!
[tinny music playing]
The next number is…
Oops.
I just gotta bend down and get that.
Uh… Well, I might have
a few minutes to talk.
Turns out Reginald
was protesting ChameleOnline.
A whole bunch of his friends, too.
I knew he looked familiar.
These devices are trying
to steal our identities
and trap us in the matrix.
And we will not be moved
until our city shuts down
this evil corporation!
-[cheering]
-Who's with me?
-[cheering stops]
-Oh. Oh.
Who's with me?
Oh. Who's with me?
-Oh. Whoa.
-[crowd groans]
Oh, this can't be good for my vertigo.
Oh. You can stop filming now.
-[old man] You go it, Reginald!
-[beep]
All nine perps they've arrested
were part of Reginald's protest group.
So… what do we do?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Pump the brakes, rookie!
I'll ask the questions around here.
So, what do we do?
There's one more protester.
The guy recording the video.
He seems to know Reg.
Looks to have some kind of walking frame.
Well, that narrows it down.
Well, we'll just have to try
to keep an eye on all of them.
You take the dining hall,
I'll take the bingo tables.
And what about me?
Let's keep you focused from
not stealing the silverware.
Hmm. Or… I could survey the perimeter.
Because after seeing him in action,
you could definitely use some backup.
-How dare you?
-Enough!
Whoever's setting up
Reginald and his friends
is probably close by
and we don't wanna tip them off.
So, stay in character, okay?
Okay?
-Fine.
-Fine.
-Great.
-I've found it.
The next number is man alive, number five.
[gasps]
Oh! It's finally happening!
Bingo!
Oh, I got a bingo!
[sing-song] I win a collapsible
shower stool! [laughs]
[angelic choir]
[electricity crackles]
Look, Mr. Bingo Man!
-[electricity crackles]
-Mr. Bingo Man?
[electricity crackles]
Hmm?
[gasps]
Maggie! Maggie,
I think I've got something here!
-Huh?
-[growls]
-[gasps]
-Huh?
Uh…
Oh! I'm on it.
[Matilda laughs]
Nobody touch my shower stool!
Hm! Hm.
[pants] Do you still have eyes on him?
Somehow I've managed to, yes.
At least it'll be easier to tail him.
[electricity crackles]
Hang on.
[clicking, clanking]
-[gasps]
-[gas hisses]
No!
[farts]
-What?
-What?
I'm on it!
Yes! Perfect timing.
-Oh, come on!
-[laughs]
-[Maggie] Matilda!
-[Matilda laughs]
-[Maggie] Stop pulling on my wig!
-[Matilda] Circle!
[Maggie yells]
-[Matilda laughs]
-[Maggie grunts, pants]
[expl*si*n]
Come on! He's getting away!
Try doing this
with a baby strapped to you!
[grunts]
[Maggie pants]
-[Matilda] Circle!
-[Maggie] What the… [yells]
[pants]
[Maggie] So, here we are again.
Plummeting to certain death.
What a treat.
[yells] Oh!
[yells]
-[squeals happily]
-[Maggie] No! No, no, no, no!
No!
Hm! [gasps] Maggie! Catch!
[Maggie grunts, strains]
[groans]
Huh? Uh-oh.
-[grunts]
-[Maggie in slow motion] Sorry!
[Matilda squeals happily]
-[grunts]
-[Sweetie gasps]
[yells]
[yells]
[grunts]
-[Maggie grunts]
-[Sweetie] Well, that was easy!
-[Maggie groans]
-Maggie, you okay?
[breathes heavily] Honestly?
I'm… amazing!
Man, it feels so good to do some
actual superhero work again!
Well, there's plenty more
where that came from.
Are you ready to clean up the streets?
Crime doesn't stand a chance. Ow!
-[app beeps]
-Save me!
I mean, a custard truck
overturned on the corner
and they need us to clean up the streets.
Why would you phrase it that way?
We've also got some keys
locked in a car uptown,
a head-lice outbreak at the preschool,
four leaky taps, three squeaky
gates, two clogged gutters,
-and a partridge in a pear tree.
-Oh! [growls]
-Uh, not the bird.
-[Matilda laughs]
Some guy called Rex Partridge
jammed his head between two branches
while he was collecting pears.
And we'll obviously
keep babysitting Matilda
until we bring this guy in
and we free Reginald!
So, should we start
with the custard clean-up?
[Maggie pants] No.
Ooh! Someone's in the mood
to unclog some gutters!
I don't want to do any of it!
You know why tonight was great?
Because I won a collapsible shower stool!
Because it was real work on a real case.
Well, I'm sorry, but big cases
don't happen every day.
Do you realize what would happen
if we didn't work
the small cases in between?
Everyone would learn
how to do things for themselves?
Exactly!
And we wouldn't need to be
full-time heroes anymore,
Which means we wouldn't
have to live together.
We wouldn't need to work
from the crack of dawn
till the dead of night.
And we wouldn't need
this sweet, sweet app.
-[app] Save me! Save me!
-Is that what you want?
-What you really, really want?
-Save me! Save me! Save me!
-Uh…
-Save me! Save me! Save me!
Wait. Is that what you want?
I'm sorry.
This just isn't how I imagined
superhero life.
Well, that's how it is!
Heroes are there whenever they're needed.
Anytime, anywhere for any
reason. You said that yourself.
[sighs] Then I guess I'm not
the hero you thought I was.
But we're a team.
What's a sidekick without a hero?
You could do this without me.
I don't want to.
[old Tassie devil grunts]
Watch out!
[gasps]
[gasps]
Come on! Let's catch this guy
and act like a team!
I-I… I can't understand.
I'm sorry, Sweetie.
But if he gets away, this case is over.
We need to get Reg back to Matilda.
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[beeping]
My name is Percival Von Wobblejeans
and I'm about to rob this museum.
Stop!
I said stop!
[Maggie pants]
-[grunts]
-[grunts] No! I need to do this!
-[gasps]
-[electricity crackles]
-[pop]
-[Percival sighs]
Ooh! Uh… Oh.
[babbles] Where am I?
Where are my slippers?
-Oh. Where is my walker?
-Um…
[whimpers] Oh, there's my walker.
[distorted voices]
What the…?
[distorted voices]
[gasps]
Hm.
Hm?
My walker! My walker! Oh!
What's going on?
[chime]
[Lenny] Well, hello there, surprise guest.
I wasn't expecting you.
Luckily, I'm a terrific host.
Lenny Glick?
Welcome to my newest immersive experience.
[Lenny laughs, slurps]
I know, it's minimalism gone mad.
But if you give it a second…
[whirring]
[gasps]
Welcome to Sanctuary Plus!
It's the Sanctuary City you know,
plus a bunch of cool new stuff.
That's why I call it
Sanctuary Plus. [chuckles]
In the next 24 hours,
we'll transport every citizen
from Sanctuary City
into this perfect world.
Once we're all here,
everything will be right again.
[Maggie] Again? What do you mean?
[chuckles]
[gasps]
We will all live
our perfect lives here. Forever.
Forever? You want to trap everyone here?
-[Lenny chuckles]
-[gasps]
Oh, you crack me up. No!
"Trap" is such an ugly word.
I prefer "permanent resettlement."
And why would you want
to leave this place?
Everything you ever wished for
will be yours.
And everything you thought
you'd lost forever…
will come back to you.
-That's not possible.
-Until now.
-[beeping]
-[gasps]
By analyzing the digital
behavior of our users,
we've generated a profile
as unique as a fingerprint
that creates your perfect life.
Go on. See for yourself. [chuckles]
Just imagine it. It could be
exactly what you want.
Peaceful. Quiet.
Perfect.
-Hm?
-[electricity crackles]
-[thud]
-Hm!
But without the necessary user data,
this world can't be completed.
So, we need everyone on their devices.
That's why you got Reginald locked up!
Because they were getting animals
to stop using your devices.
Huh! I know. What a bummer.
Price of progress, I'm afraid.
Somehow, Reginald and his friends
had stumbled onto the truth,
and obviously we couldn't risk
anyone digging any deeper.
So the protest movement
had to be discredited.
-[gasps]
-And what better way to do that
than by making all of them
look like criminals?
That's horrible!
Okay, okay, I'm sensing a little
judgement. Not loving that.
You think it's okay
to frame innocent animals?
Oh, and you think it's okay
to disobey orders from a police chief, hm?
[tuts] We're both naughty little sausages.
But I won't tell if you don't.
You're unbelievable!
[chuckles] Stop! You're making me blush.
Wait! Where are you going?
We were having so much fun.
Well, top of my head,
to tell everyone you're a fraud,
to let those innocent animals
out of prison,
and get you locked up instead!
-[gasps]
-[buzzing, whirring]
Well, that is a real c*ck
in the caviar.
And I thought you'd understand.
Let me out, Lenny!
I wish I could, but I can't
have you disrupting my vision.
-[beeping]
-Not when I'm so close.
Lenny!
Relax.
[voice distorts] Your life
is going to be perfect.
-[grunts] Lenny!
-[Lenny echoing] Perfect…
[yells] Lenny!
-[electrical crackling]
-[grunts]
[camera whirs]
You wanted time off,
well, now you'll have
all the time in the world.
-My name is Maggie Diggins.
-[Maggie repeats]
And I'm about to rob this museum.
[alarm blares]
There has to be some other explanation.
I thought so too,
but the footage doesn't lie.
-Plus, she confessed.
-[Sweetie] To what?
[Chief Furbank] To masterminding
the whole thing.
Said she worked with the old folks
to commit the robberies
throughout the city.
But the guilt got too much,
so she turned herself in.
-That's not true!
-[Chief Furbank] Maybe so.
But I can't just ignore
solid evidence, Sweetie.
Look, I'll keep it quiet as long as I can
so you can try to figure out
what's really going on.
But stories like this
don't say secret forever.
Don't worry.
I'll get to the bottom of this.
-[beep]
-[door opens]
Ah, there you are!
Wanna maybe tell me
next time you decide to run off?
I was stuck waiting all night
with those oldies.
Skylar, I don't have time for this.
-As you are not an official…
-[groans] You are so annoying!
Maggie?
-[Matilda squeals]
-[gasps]
-[Matilda laughs]
-Hey, little dude!
Have you seen Maggie?
-[Matilda whines]
-Come on, Matilda.
We have somewhere important to be.
Where are we going now?
"We" aren't going anywhere.
I'm a part of this team, Sweetie.
No, you're here on community
service for committing a crime!
I made one mistake.
So did I, when I allowed a criminal
like you to poison this team!
I knew we shouldn't have gone
against police orders,
but then you came along
and got in Maggie's head.
Now everything's messed up
and it's all because of you!
Is that really what you think?
All I'm doing is trying to help.
I think you've done enough.
Fine.
You know, my whole life,
everyone's given up on me.
Teachers. Coaches. My dad.
I was really hoping the Gallant
Glider would be different.
[sighs]
[grunts]
[exhales sharply]
[Matilda cries]
It's okay. Let's go see Maggie.
[officer on radio]
We've got an emu on the run.
[man over speaker] Visiting
hours will begin shortly.
[chiming]
[indistinct chatter, baby squeals happily]
[Lenny] What if the perfect
moment never had to end?
No bigger than a coin, but with
a power beyond your imagination,
this earpiece is your ticket
to a never-ending paradise.
Harnessing the data we've acquired
from your existing ChameleOnline devices,
we've created a unique profile
for each individual to create this.
A world where all your wildest
dreams can come true.
Anything you ever wanted will be yours.
This is your passport to any destination.
Your time machine to any memory.
Your magic lamp
to make any wish come true.
Welcome to Sanctuary Plus.
[chiming]
This is genius! But wait, there's more!
The company is delivering a device
to every citizen of Sanctuary City
for free! Can you believe it?
Here is your express delivery, officers.
In this reporter's opinion,
it's exhilarating news
with no threat of sinister
repercussions whatsoever!
[laughs]
Have an exhilarating morning, everyone.
Exhilarating! [laughs]
[gasps] For me?
[man on tv] We now return you to
"The Adventures of Trash Panda
-and Bin Chicken".
-[toy squeaks]
The inmate is ready for you.
[sighs]
Maggie?
Oh, please tell me this is all part
of some undercover operation.
It's gotta be, right?
I see you haven't figured it out yet.
What do you mean?
Well, the truth is, Gallant Glider…
[Lenny] …this was my plan all along.
I did it. I was…
…behind every single one
of these robberies.
What?
Well… Well, if that's true,
then why were you trying to free Reginald?
Ha! Obviously, so you wouldn't suspect me.
Do you really expect me to believe that?
No! I wouldn't do that!
You know me, Sweetie!
You wouldn't do that. I know you, Maggie.
Why are you doing this?
Why won't you tell me the truth?
[Sweetie sobs]
Just drop it and walk away.
I never wanna see you again.
[Matilda babbles]
[sighs]
[thud]
Oh!
[Matilda] Circle!
[laughs]
What is it, Matilda?
Circle! [laughs]
I don't know what you want.
Circle! [laughs]
Hmm. [gasps]
[Matilda] Circle!
-Huh?
-[Matilda babbles]
[gasps] Circle!
-Oh, come on, come on!
-[phone beeps]
-[dial tone]
-Pick up!
[dial tone, click]
-[Furbank] This is Chief Furbank.
-Oh, thank goodness!
Yeah, psych! It's just my voicemail!
-Damn it! So unprofessional.
-[Chief Furbank laughs]
But if you do have a police emergency,
please call triple zero.
[Sweetie] No, no, no,
you don't understand!
She's been set up!
If you just call Chief Furbank…
No, you don't understand.
Chief Furbank is finished for the day
and visiting hours are over!
Please! Oh, I'm begging you.
Just let me see her for two seconds.
The fate of the city's at stake!
[sighs] Well, when you put it like that…
[officer grunts]
[Sweetie grunts] Ow!
So… you wanna do this the hard way, huh?
Okay, backup team. Time to shine.
[light clicks]
You have each been hand selected
for your unique skills,
hidden talents and the fact that
you were the only animals available.
Your moment has finally arrived,
gentlemen.
Frogman will distract the guards.
I can be very distracting.
-Huh?
-Hope you're ready for a show!
And a one, two, three, four!
-[Latin music playing]
-[leather clothes squeak]
What is he doing?
Looks like some kind of distraction.
-♪ Esto es una distracción ♪
-Well, it's working! [laughs]
I know! Look at us go!
[Sweetie] While the guards aren't looking…
-[Ibis yells, grunts]
-[clanking]
[Sweetie] …Ibis will cut power
to the cells.
[Ibis yells]
[clank]
-[retches]
-[Sweetie on radio] Okay, Ibis,
-cut the power to the cells.
-Gah!
-[Sweetie] The cells!
-Gah!
-[clank]
-[man] Hey!
[Sweetie] That's the wrong room, Ibis!
What are you doing, bird brain?
You're going to get us
all caught! The cells!
-Gaaaah!
-[electricity crackles]
-[clank]
-[Sweetie] Yes! There you go.
[Sweetie] We only have one minute
before the backup generator activates.
That's where Augustus comes in.
[gargles, spits]
[Sweetie] Our ropeman!
The spit helps with the friction!
Hmm.
-Ready?
-Ready.
Circle.
[Sweetie] A true professional.
[gasps]
Uh… Augustus?
I need more slack.
[Sweetie over radio] Augustus!
[tinny music playing]
I'm a potato!
Ooh! Handsome!
-[ribbit]
-Ooh!
Frogman is gonna love this one!
-[camera clicks]
-[phone chimes, vibrates]
-[officers] What?
-[phone chimes, vibrates]
-Oops.
-[expl*si*n]
[honks] Hey!
-Hey, what are you doing there?
-Hands in the air. Freeze!
Abort! Abort!
What? We need backup on the rooftop, now!
-[alarm]
-[man] Freeze!
-And I'm out.
-[Sweetie on radio] Augustus!
See ya, suckers!
[yelling]
[Ibis yells] g*n it!
[buggy revs]
Patrols, suspects are heading
towards the… [groans]
Never mind.
[groans]
[Matilda babbles happily]
[Sweetie groans]
[gasps] Maggie!
Maggie! I'm here to get you out.
[strains]
Okay, new plan. Uh… um…
-[Matilda laughs]
-Matilda!
Circle!
[gasps] Yes! Yes, Matilda!
Circle! Circle!
-[pop]
-[device powers down]
-[squeals]
-Ah. Hello, Matilda!
-Circle.
-Oh. I missed you, too.
[squeals]
Circle.
-[pop]
-[device powers down]
[gasps]
-[Maggie] Matilda? [laughs]
-[squeals happily]
I never thought I'd be so glad to see you.
[Matilda squeals]
[Sweetie] Maggie? Is it really you?
Quick, what are my top three
favorite tinted moisturizers?
I don't know! Who cares?
It is you!
Sweetie, we need to get
to ChameleOnline. Now.
Lenny is going to trap everyone
inside his virtual world.
[gasps]
So, does this mean… you still
want to be a hero with me?
Well, we have a real case to solve.
Let's go, Gallant Glider.
Nothing can stop us now!
[electricity crackles]
[clanking]
Well… that was convenient.
Let's get out of here.
-What about everyone else?
-We'll come back for them later.
First, we need to figure out
what's going on.
[devices buzz]
[electricity crackles]
This is fine. Nothing to be scared of.
[door creaks]
[Sweetie] I can't see anything.
Sweetie and I will get the power back on.
Reginald, you stay here with Matilda.
[Reginald] Oh. Mmm…
[click]
[electricity crackles]
What happened in here?
[whimpers]
Huh? Oh!
-[Sweetie screams]
-[gasps] Sweetie!
[buzzing]
[gasps]
What happened? Are you hurt?
[gasps]
What the… [gasps]
[device buzzes]
He must have launched it.
We need to get their earpieces out now.
-[alarm]
-[gasps]
[grunts] I can't get to the earpiece.
Lenny must have installed
a protection layer.
So… what do we do?
He needs everyone connected
before he can launch
the final phase of his plan.
So, we just stay out of the virtual world
until we find a way to stop him.
Exactly!
Which means no one puts in an earpiece
under any circumstances. Got it?
-[Reginald] What'd you say?
-[gasps]
Darn it. Let me just get my hearing aid.
[both] No, no, no, no, no!
Speak up!
[buzzing]
[groans]
Well, look who it is!
My old friends.
I hate to be that guy,
but I can't help noticing
those vacant earholes.
Come on in.
The water's…
…fine. [laughs]
You don't have to go through
with this, Lenny.
We can still walk this back.
And deny everyone their perfect life?
[laughs] Come on. Last chance.
Or what?
-Well, hello, young lady.
-[Matilda whines]
Leave her alone, Lenny.
She doesn't need to be part of this.
-You want her? Come and get her.
-[Matilda cries]
[Reginald chuckles]
-[grunts]
-[Maggie gasps]
[slow motion] No!
-[grunts]
-Ow!
[balloons squeak]
-[Matilda sobs]
-[groans]
Hmm!
[Reginald grunts]
Quick! He's getting away!
What the…
[devices buzz]
Oh, no.
Whoa.
[gasps]
[alarm, pop]
[gasps] Oh!
Oops.
Bye!
Come on!
[heroic music playing]
[gasps]
Sweet potato fritters!
[gasps] Matilda!
[beeping]
Uh… Maggie?
I think the whole city's
trapped inside Sanctuary Plus.
It's all right, Sweetie, we can save them.
Starting with Matilda.
[strains]
[beeping, computer chimes]
[Chami] It looks like you're trying
to disable the host computer
and destroy the network.
Is that correct?
Uh… yes! [chuckles] Destroy now, please.
Oh, sorry, brother.
Destruction not authorized, eh?
[groans] Then why offer?
[gasps]
[Matilda whines]
Circle.
[gasps]
[whimpers]
I'm going in.
What? You can't!
Matilda is all alone in there.
She needs me.
But what am I meant to do?
-Sweetie…
-And what if you can't get out?
You're not gonna let that happen.
Me?
You stay out here and find a way
to shut this whole thing down.
Oh, yeah, sure.
And maybe after that,
I can ride my unicorn
to the impossible store!
You can do this, Sweetie.
You're more than just a sidekick.
You're a hero.
[takes deep breath]
[Maggie] Hey, Gallant Glider.
You got this.
[device chimes, buzzes]
[gasps]
Matilda?
-Matilda!
-[Augustus sobs]
[sobs]
Augustus, what's wrong?
They're all so beautiful!
[flies buzz]
I don't know which one to choose
and I really, really need to go.
-[Augustus] Maybe that one?
-[thudding]
[Frogman whimpers]
-Ah!
-[beeping]
Oh, another frisbee. Yes!
-Oh, let's throw it again. Oh!
-[beeping]
It's too much tutti-frutti!
I can't control myself!
I can't handle all the savings!
-There's too many prizes!
-I'm too exhilarated!
[overlapping chatter]
You have to save us!
I wish I could, it's just…
I haven't done much saving for a while.
[Augustus] What are you talking about?
You unclogged my toilet last week.
You helped me get my boiled beans.
You babysat Matilda.
That isn't proper superhero work.
Isn't it? Without you, Matilda
would have nowhere to go.
Maybe you weren't saving the world,
but it meant the world to us.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
You've got this, Combat!
Really?
Sometimes it's the small things
that add up
to make the biggest difference.
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
-We believe in you!
-We believe in you, Combat!
You can do it!
[chatter]
Huh? What?
-What's happening?
-What's going on?
-What's happening?
-Help me!
[Lenny] Well, look who it is.
So glad you could finally make it.
Fashionably late. Love that for you.
[Matilda cries]
Put her down, Lenny.
Oh, relax. She's loving it, aren't you?
[babbles] Aren't you?
-[spits]
-Such a delight at this age.
Can't help noticing you're riding solo.
-Hmm!
-Ooh! Trouble in paradise?
We know you need everyone in
here to launch the final phase.
Well, Sweetie and I
aren't gonna let that happen!
[Chami] Downloading new user.
[Chami chimes]
Are you kidding me? What
happened to staying outside?
Relax! It's all good, Maggie.
I've got a plan.
And who's gonna pull us out
if we can't stop him?
Maggie, trust me.
[sighs] Okay, what's the plan?
He controls everything from that earpiece.
We get to that,
we shut this whole place down.
All right, on my signal.
This ends now, Lenny.
Yeah! Game over, dude!
[chuckles] And how exactly
were you saucy devils
planning on stopping me?
Matilda!
Look how big his eyes are!
Huh?
Circle!
What? [screams]
-Go!
-[Lenny] Ow!
[Lenny grunts]
I've got her! [grunts]
[squeals]
Oh!
[beep]
[groans]
[Lenny] You know,
I can't for the life of me
figure out what your problem is
with this place.
It's a world free from pain.
Where you'll never feel betrayed
or abandoned or lost.
Where you can have anything you want
without ever lifting a finger.
Why would you want to take that away
when your friends
are finally, truly happy?
[gasps]
Um… actually, I hate this place.
Me too.
My lips are too glossy!
My bladder can only hold so much!
[coughs]
[overlapping voices]
You ungrateful animals!
Do you have any idea how hard I worked
to create this place for you?
I gave you everything you ever wanted!
I gave you the perfect life!
[Maggie] Life's not meant to be perfect.
Yes, it's messy and confusing
and tough, sometimes.
But maybe that's okay.
Maybe all the messiness adds up
to something pretty special.
You can't keep us trapped here.
We don't want this.
And what about what I want?
You're outnumbered, Lenny.
Hmm!
Am I?
Who votes we stay here forever?
-Aye!
-Aye!
[clones all repeat] Aye!
I think the 'ayes' have it.
You can't do this!
Hmm!
[yells]
[Lenny] Sorry! Only one of us
controls this place.
And I'm afraid we all look a bit similar.
[Maggie] Okay, stay calm.
We can figure this out.
We could really use some backup right now.
[beeping]
-[Augustus] Coming in hot!
-[gasps]
[whirring, horn beeps]
[clones grunt]
Wow! Everything you wish for
does come true!
And you wished for them?
Oh, believe me,
if anyone can ruin someone's perfect plan,
it's these dummies.
Just tell us what to do.
But make it small.
They're extremely unreliable.
You know, sometimes it's the small things
that add up to make
the biggest difference.
[Matilda squeals]
Okay, team, follow my lead!
Well, this is gonna be fun.
Matilda, circle!
[Maggie] Frogman, it's frisbee time!
FROG[man] Go, frisbee! Go!
-Augustus!
-Oh? Ah…
I never thought I'd say this,
but… let her rip!
-Yes, boss!
-[buggy revs]
-Bleurgh!
-[clones scream]
Ibis, show them
what a load of rubbish you are.
Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah!
Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah!
Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!
-[Sweetie whoops]
-Stop them!
[click]
One last shot, boys!
[Ibis] Gah!
Oh, dear.
[buggy revs]
Okay. Hold on. Let's just talk about this.
[grunts]
-We're done talking.
-It's over, Lenny.
I'm sorry, but we have to shut this down.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Maggie, please, no! No!
Noooooo!
[laughs]
What's so funny?
Oh. No, nothing. I'm just
impressed by my own acting.
-Huh?
-You still don't get it, do you?
I control everything.
I wanted you to fight me.
-[gasps]
-I conjured your little friends.
-[gasps]
-Huh?
No!
I needed a distraction to buy some time.
Chami, are we ready?
Sure thing, boss. Final phase
is ready for launch.
Lenny, please! You can't.
You do this, there's no going back.
I know. All the pain will finally be over.
But this isn't right!
Don't tell me what's right!
I have lost more
than you could possibly fathom!
You don't understand! Nobody understands!
[Skylar] Really?
Nobody?
[Chami] Final user
has entered the experience, eh.
Skylar!
You're not the only one
who misses him, Dad.
[gasps] Dad?
Sweetheart! I was just about to call you.
I wanted to show you all this properly
when it was ready, but…
What am I saying? You're here now.
Oh! You're here. I knew you'd come.
You're gonna love it!
Dad, you can't do this.
No, no, no, honey. You don't understand.
I needed their data.
And now I finally have enough.
[electrical crackling]
[gasps]
What? What?
-Skylar?
-Pappa?
[laughs]
How is this possible?
Well, it's all thanks to
the citizens of Sanctuary City.
Their collective data
is what makes him a reality.
What do you mean?
[Lenny] We need them in here,
or your father can't exist.
All their memories help to create him.
Dad, we can't make
all of these animals suffer
for our version of perfect.
[gasps] Skylar! Don't you
want us to be together?
Not like this.
[Carl] She is right, Lenny.
It's not fair to them.
I am so proud of you.
No, Skylar, you don't understand.
We're gonna be a family again.
Just like it was.
It'll be perfect.
But I don't want perfect. I want you.
You'll have me.
And him. It'll be better.
No, it'll be fake.
I want a real relationship,
in the real world, with the real you.
Please, Dad. We have to let him go.
You know she's right, Lenny.
I don't know if I can.
It's time.
[Chami] Waiting confirmation
on the final lockdown sequence.
[Chami] Deleting all memory files.
[electrical whirring]
[sighs]
[beeping]
[powering down]
[gasps]
[grunts] Whoa!
Huh?
Where am I? What's going on?
Huh? Huh.
Oh.
Oh!
[grunts]
[screeches]
[screams, groans]
[gulls call]
Huh? Where am I?
Hello?
[sighs]
-[Matilda laughs]
-[grunts]
Ah, Matilda!
Circle!
[sighs contentedly]
[grunts]
We did it!
[beep, whirring]
[whirring]
[Skylar] Dad?
Honey, I am so sorry.
I just wanted everything
to be the way it was.
It can be.
Without him?
Just because we can't see him
doesn't mean he's not with us.
[exhales shakily] Dad.
You lost me. How did you know?
A true superhero
never reveals his secrets.
You really wanna tell me, don't you?
Yes, I do! I really, really, do!
Okay, picture this.
I had Lenny exactly where I wanted him.
-[thud]
-For the… love of lip gloss!
[pants]
How am I supposed to do this?
Okay, Sweetie. Just calm down.
Breathe. [inhales]
[Skylar] When you take your time
you might just see things
you would have missed.
[exhales]
[gasps]
[Sweetie] Wait a minute!
Oh, my… sugar drops!
So I called her,
explained what was going on,
and asked if she could help.
[Maggie] You asked her for help?
-Is that so hard to believe?
-Yes!
-[both laugh]
-It really is!
I'm proud of you, Sweetie.
Thanks.
So… I guess that's it, then?
Last case done.
It's not going to be the same without you.
Then maybe I should stick around.
[gasps] Really?
It may not be exactly
how I pictured superhero life,
but perfect's overrated.
And I get the feeling
we're making more of
a difference than we realize.
Besides, it'll be a lot easier
with an extra set of hands.
Hey, you.
Did you just break into my dad's office?
Not exactly superhero behavior,
if you ask me.
You've never heard
of doing the wrong thing
for the right reason?
[giggles]
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have judged you so quickly.
I guess things aren't as black
and white as I thought.
It's Okay. This is you and Maggie's thing.
I shouldn't have tried
to make myself part of it.
Well, it's a little late for that.
Hope you're not allergic to spandex!
Oh, no. What have you done?
Oh! Skylar, what's the hold-up in there?
[Skylar] Yeah. Um…
I don't know about this.
It's kinda tight.
Nonsense! Hurry up!
I just wanna see it already!
-Take as long as you need.
-[muffled shouting]
[Skylar] Okay, I think this is everything.
-[gasps]
-[Matilda squeals]
Does it look all right?
-Yes!
-Lookin' sharp!
It turned out better than I thought!
Well, I gotta give it to you,
you do know how to make
an awesome costume.
Welcome to the team, Skylight.
Thanks, Maggie.
-[alarm rings]
-[Skylar gasps]
[app] Save me! Save me! Save me!
Looks like they need us in
multiple points across the city.
What are we going to do?
Luckily, we have the new recruits.
Ah!
[Ibis squawks]
-[Matilda squeals]
-Very nice!
-All right, team!
-[all] Yes, boss!
Remember everything
I've taught you. It's go time!
[all] Here we go!
[heroic music playing]
-[buggy revs]
-[whooping]
[Maggie] I used to think I knew
what a superhero's job was.
[grunts]
[Maggie] Truth is, the fate of the world
doesn't have to be at stake
for it to mean the world
to someone who needs you.
The smallest things can make
the biggest difference.
[Lenny over phone]
Okay, press that button and…
-[phone camera clicks]
-It worked!
I told you technology
didn't have to be scary.
[Skylar] All right, you two.
Time for the next student.
Ah-ha!
-Hey!
-[yelps]
No cutting! Hmm!
[Maggie] It may not be exactly
what you planned.
[Matilda squeals]
[Maggie] But life
can be full of surprises.
[laughter]
Come play with us, Maggie!
[Maggie] You never know
where they just might take you.
Help?
Hello?
[Mrs. Softshell] Oh.
[Augustus] Ah!
[Frogman] I can be very distracting.
[Chief Furbank]
It's too much tutti-frutti!
[Mrs. Softshell] Hello?
[voices continue indistinctly]
[Lenny] We're both naughty
little sausages.
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