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02x06 - Royalty Over Loyalty

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bling Empire". Aired: January 15, 2021 – October 5, 2022.*
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Series focuses on the lives of wealthy, materialistic East and Southeast Asian Americans, socialites based in the Los Angeles area, described as the real-life Crazy Rich Asians.

02x06 - Royalty Over Loyalty

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[suspenseful music playing]

-[Kane] Oh my God.
-[Kelly] Know what? Don't give him--

No, that's f*cked up, so f*cking rude.

If you guys want to know anything
about me, you can ask me myself.

You don't have to go to Kane to find out.

I will tell you anything.
I have nothing to hide.

Are you crazy? I can't… I can't warn Kim?

About what? I'm a good dude.

She's my friend. I know you're
a good person. I'm looking out for Kim.

[Kevin] I told her

I was serious about her,
and I meant it that night.

And you slept with the other girl
a week ago?

I didn't sleep with another girl
a week ago!

I don't care who, okay, who you sleep with
outside, all right, but Kim's my friend.

You wanna take it serious,
then be serious.

I want to be!

f*ck!

[Anna] Hoo, wow, gee.

Oh, grow up, children. Grow up.

-Right, Jaime?
-Seriously.

[chuckles, coughs]

I'm choking on a mushroom.

On a mushroom.

[Kane] It's so f*cking rude, Kelly.
We invite him all the way here.

Yeah. This for sure
could've gone differently.

His anger got the better of him but…

That's traumatizing to me.
That's reminding me of my ex.

f*ck him for doing that. I swear, I mean--

No, I appreciate you
for standing up for me.

It's ridiculous that he thinks
he's doing it out of goodness.

He is the biggest sh*t stirrer,

and it's not right.

-He's got--
-[Jaime] He rained on your parade.

No, no, but he's telling
different timelines.

Again, not on Kevin's side at all,

but was it before or after the date?

Before the date.

But I need to warn her at least.
Like, "Hey, just don't get hurt."

But that's his past.

I get the past.

If that was six months ago,
why would I bring this up to Kim?

I wouldn't.

This was so f*cking recent.
That's the only thing.

Now Kim knows his past.

It's up to you
if you want his future and present.

I look forward to seeing her. I want
to take her out. I want to be serious.

And I even told Kane that
the day after we came from the date.

Then he goes around
behind my back and tells her that?

[Kim] I'm outta here.

-I'm so sorry. I--
-No, it's not your fault!

I love you. Thank you.

-Love you too. Call me later.
-Come on, let's go.

-[Kim] Can I get my phone?
-[Guy] Yeah.

Kim.

[Kim] Oh f*ck!

Kim.

-[Kim] Can you wait for me?
-[Guy] Of course.

What's up?

[Kevin] I wouldn't lie to you.

Like, that's…

[sighs]

He's not making this up.

I didn't do it after the date.

I'm just being honest, like I am.

There was a period in my life where
I thought I never wanted to get married,

but when I met you, when we had
that moment in Solvang, like,

it all started to make sense to me.

I was like, "Oh, this is…"

Yeah.

"It feels right," you know?

I like you.

[chuckles]

Why are you laughing?

[laughs]

You make me feel f*cking crazy.

Don't judge me by my past, please.

I have feelings for you,
and I'm being serious

when I said
I wanted to be serious and like--

Are you sure?

I do.

I have all these mixed emotions
and mixed feelings in my mind.

I don't know why I'm having such
a hard time believing, like, it's real.

[Kevin] We good?

Yeah.

Just promise you're never
going to lie to me. That's all.

-I promise. I haven't.
-[Kim] That's all I'm asking.

I swear.

[Kim giggles]

I think you should talk to Kane.
Like, what is it between you guys?

You even said it.
Like, we have a weird relationship.

It's like brotherly love,
but it's, like, not really.

Are you hiding something from all of us?

Like, like, with you… you and Kane?

You think I'm attracted to him?

Even if I were g*y,
he would not be my type, trust me.

Maybe you're bi.

I doubt it.

Kim…

[kisses]

[Kim giggles]

-I hate you so much.
-[Kevin] No, you don't.

-[Kim] I do.
-No, you don't.

Yeah, I don't.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Yeah, you call me on the show ♪

♪ Got me forgettin' who I am ♪

♪ So I'm gonna love myself ♪

♪ Better than you can 

[Kevin] We're at Anna's.

Anna!

You heard that, right?

Of course I heard that. I'm right here.

I'm not deaf.

If I couldn't hear that,
I would need a serious hearing aid.

[Kevin] Does this glow in the dark?

-[Jaime] I don't know.
-[Kevin] It should.

-If it doesn't, it should.
-[Jaime] That would be cool.

-That's cool.
-[Jaime] I wonder now.

I have glow-in-the-dark outfits
if you want to do something at night.

[Kevin] That'd be fun.

-[Jaime] Are you a night person?
-No, I go to bed by ten.

-[Jaime] Really?
-Yeah.

-I haven't even started dinner by ten.
-[Kevin] What?

I'm eating at, like, two, three a.m.

That's dinner?

[chuckles] Honestly, I just,
I'm that person that will just eat

whenever I feel like it, or I'm hungry.

You don't look like
you're hungry that much.

Yeah…

-[Kevin] Hey, Anna!
-Kevin!

[kisses]

[Jaime] Hello, how are you?

-Good.
-[Jaime] I love your…

I like this look, Anna.

Wait, so, how have things gone

after the situation
that happened at Kane's party?

-I know Kane really well.
-[Jaime] Right.

When he gets in this situation,
he needs time.

-He won't--
-[Jaime] To just cool off.

-He won't call. He won't text.
-Oh, really?

He'll be busy talking about it
with other people.

[Jaime] With other people?

Yesterday was, like, scary.

I'm never scared, but this time,
I was like, "Oh, f*ck. He's gonna hit me."

[Kevin] Our group loves to gossip.

Kane gossips,
Kelly gossips, Kim loves to gossip.

Who does take precedence
between Kim and Kevin for you?

Whoever's right in that moment.

That's a good answer.

I think for him,
he feels like you broke the bro code.

I'm so stressed just thinking about it.

I have a f*cking pimple.

-I've never had a pimple for years.
-[Kelly] You can't even tell.

But I think it's like, at that situation,

I know I could've played it better.

He basically took a glass,
and he crushed it.

I was so mad,
I crushed the glass in my hand.

Crushed it in his hand? It must've been
very thin glass or cheap glass.

It was thick as f*ck.

Like, nothing ever good
comes out of him and glassware.

-Really thick glass.
-[Anna] It's very macho of you.

-Very, yeah.
-[laughing]

I was just so frustrated.

What do you think about
I should do with Kim?

What do you want with Kim?
Where do you see yourself going?

Just want this to evolve, you know,

not to have somebody put a monkey wrench
in it 'cause they see it evolving.

What…

What's wrong with the picture
when Kim doesn't come to you?

If you had such a great date,
and everything was fine,

why is it 100% Kane's fault?

She can't make up her own mind?

She just has a hard time
believing my intentions, I think.

Be careful of the power of the p*ssy.

Be careful of the what?

-The power of the p*ssy.
-Too many games.

[Kevin] I'm more of a butt guy anyway.

Good, that's good to know.
Thanks for sharing.

-Butt guy, yeah.
-[Anna] Jaime and I are like…

[laughing]

[vibrant music playing]

[Kim] Panda!

-Hi, Kane.
-[Kim] Panda Express!

-[Kane] It's called American Express.
-[Kim] Sorry.

[laughing]

-How are you?
-Hi, guys.

This is nice up here.

-Isn't this cute?
-[Kelly] The weather is beautiful.

-How are you?
-Nice to see you.

Ooh, champagne and macaroon!

[Kim] Yukon gold…

How do you pronounce this?

Uh…

-[Kelly] Yakitori.
-Yakitori.

-I knew that!
-[Kane laughs]

-[waiter] Snacks for you all.
-Thank you.

-Of course.
-Great, I'm hungry.

[Kane] Have a knife?
I'd like to k*ll someone.

-[Kim] Don't do that!
-[waiter] I'll bring you a dull knife.

-[laughs] Yes!
-The person he wants to k*ll is not here.

The person-- I'm joking.
Thank you so much.

Honestly,
I was so disappointed with Kevin.

I am still really disappointed because…

it is… it is very sad.

Well, here's the thing, Kane.
We can't change other people.

-We can only change ourselves.
-Exactly! It's why I'm distancing myself.

[Kim] Well, try to work things out,
and maybe it's all a misunderstanding.

I mean, I cannot believe,
like, these are my friends.

[chuckles]

Honestly, guys, I was at her house,
and I'm here, I'm with Christine,

and like, she shared that her mom,
she lost her mom.

And then she suddenly, she was like,

"I just got this phone call,
you know, like,

from a friend," she was like,
"I heard that Anna's trying to end me."

-That's a little extreme.
-Is she desperate for attention?

Yeah, she always gave me desperate vibes,
that's all I'm saying.

Either she's really smart or really dumb
'cause I see through her now.

She's really smart.

I've known her for so long. The thing
with her is that she plans way ahead.

There's a few steps ahead.
It's not right there.

-There's a motive!
-But for what?

-[Kane] I don't know.
-Everything.

That's my question.

To make herself look good.

[Kane] Christine is always competitive.

This little rivalry with Anna,
it's just gotten out of hand.

Maybe Anna just said, like,
it as a joke, and she kinda twisted it.

And she's a little obsessed
with Anna, I think.

All right, let's vote.

Raise your hand
if you believe Christine Chiu

is telling the truth about Anna Shay.

Raise your hands.
Going once, going twice, no hands!

She is a liar! [screams, laughs]

Wait, but no, really.

I really want to hear
Anna's side of the story.

Like, is this even true?
What if Anna's like, "What?"

What if Anna's minding her own business?

-Why don't you ask Anna? You should go.
-[Kim] I will.

Yeah, go ask Anna.

-I'm sick of hearing "She said, he said."
-[Kane] I don't even mind talking to her.

Don't you wanna know the truth?

-I wanna know.
-[Kim] Someone's lying.

I wanna know from you.
I don't wanna talk to Anna.

-[Kim] We're going to Anna's.
-I might.

[Kim] What do you mean, "might"?
I can't go by myself.

-[Kelly] Yes, you can!
-[Kim] No, I can't!

-[Kane] Just turn your location on.
-[laughs] What do you mean?

-Share location with me.
-I'm not sharing location.

If I'm gonna die, you're gonna die too.

I'm so not involved.
I'm just a bystander looking in.

Whoa.

-How are you?
-Hi, Kevin.

-Hi. Nischelle, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-[Kevin] Hey.
-What's up?

Kevin. Nice to meet you.

-I think Kim talks about you.
-[Lewis] Yeah.

We've been friends for a while.

-Oh! There's the birthday boy!
-I'm so glad you came!

-Man, you look great!
-Good to see you.

-[Tsai] Well, hi, Jaime!
-Hi.

You showed up! Wow, you look amazing!

-I love your look too.
-Thank you so much!

Jaime, here you go. This is Lewis.

-Jaime, Jaime, Lewis.
-How are you?

I'm good, thanks.

-Jaime, this necklace is everything.
-[Jaime] Thank you!

[Nischelle] Everything.

I mean, I'm obsessed with this necklace.

-I can't even tell you how obsessed I am.
-Jaime is a fashionista.

-[Lewis] Is that heavy?
-Not too heavy.

Wait, you know Kim Lee!

-Did you date Kim?
-No, we're just friends. Yeah.

Tell me the truth!

[laughing]

Who is this fabulous creature?
Oh my goodness.

Thank you so much for coming!

You and Jaime ever go on a date?

-Me and who go on a date?
-Jaime. Did you guys ever?

-No, I would never. She's too young.
-She's not hot enough for you?

-Who?
-[Kevin] Jaime.

-She's legal now.
-[Tsai] Wait, Jaime, how old are you?

I'm 23.

Jaime, you have matured.

You've gotten funnier, more attractive.

-So there's hope.
-[Kevin] She's still too young.

You're very mature,
but I just couldn't do it.

Jaime, have you seen Lewis' stuff?

What?

Yeah, what does that mean? More specific.

He's in the adult entertainment industry.

-Oh, okay, I see.
-So my stuff is out there.

I see.

No, I'm just kidding. He's not in
the adult entertainment industry.

-Not anymore.
-I'm sure a lot of people wish.

Lewis Tan, he's good friends with Kim.

He's been in, like, Marvel movies
like Deadpool, Mortal Kombat.

He's just like
this action-packed superhero.

He's, like, pretty jacked, I guess.

I don't know.
I think I'm more photogenic on camera.

Sorry, Lewis. It's just… It's a fact.

I see.

[speaking indistinctly]

I feel like I've met you somewhere.
I've met you somewhere before.

-Really?
-[Lewis] Yeah, for sure.

Maybe, I don't know.

But anyway, nice to--

She's all over Vogue now.
Right, Jaime? Vogue?

Yeah, I mean…

You mean like physically,
or you saw me somewhere?

No. Well, I mean maybe.
Maybe, yeah. Maybe I'm tripping.

-Maybe it was the cover of Vogue.
-No, not the…

-It probably was.
-It was not Vogue. It was Harper's Bazaar.

-[Lewis] Harper's. Nice.
-But, yeah…

So…

I don't think Jaime's been hit on enough

to know that Lewis
is making a pass on her.

I mean, that's like old-school 101

picking up girls saying, "I think
I recognize you from somewhere."

Lewis, if you are actually serious
about hitting on Jaime,

first thing I would say is,
"Can I take a selfie with you?"

That's the way you get Jaime.

Jaime?

Wake up!

I'm sorry.

Come back to this table!

[chuckles]

Jaime, you might need to eat some protein.

[laughing]

Are you still on your tofu diet?

Tofu skin diet?

No, I mean, I…
Yeah, I eat tofu, like, all the time.

-Tofu skin, chocolate.
-That's why she's so skinny.

That's my diet.
It's tofu skin and chocolate.

Chocolate? But you're vegan.

Chocolate has milk in it.

There's so many vegan chocolates.
There are lots of vegan chocolates.

[Tsai] They are so rich.

Cheers, everyone!

-To the journey!
-[all] To the journey.

♪ I wanna be your sh**ting star ♪

♪ Wanna go farther, beyond the clouds… ♪

[Kevin] Where are we going?

I have to check her out because
she just came back from the hospital.

-Who are you checking out?
-Sofia.

Oh, Sofia. Who's Sofia?

You're in Sofia.

Oh, this is Sofia.

I forgot how to drive this car.

I sh*t you not,
she's been in the hospital for so long.

Making re-acquaintance with your car?

Okay, f*ck it.

Whoa!

We're… Come on!

-This is a pace car.
-Slow! There's a stop sign!

-Yeah, I know.
-Why'd you go through it?

Because it doesn't serve a purpose.

Yeah, it's not a suggestion.

I've never seen somebody speed up
when a stop sign comes by.

But I looked. See? Look, there's a car.

-Insane.
-I got here first.

[laughs]

"I got here first!"

Well, I did though.

[laughs]

-Your driving kills me.
-You want me to, like, cut this guy off?

No!

I need to see how she drives.

[gasps]

Okay.

-Kevin, you're not afraid?
-Yes?

No, it's just I've never had
this much torque before.

Torque. You don't even know
what the f*ck torque is.

Yeah, I know, but, it feels like a lot.

It's a lot of torque.

-[engine revving]
-[grunts]

Don't do that!

-[phone ringing]
-What happened? Is somebody honking?

-Yeah!
-Why?

There's a stop sign.

[phone rings]

-Someone's calling you.
-Me?

-Yeah.
-My phone?

[Kevin] Where is it? I hear it.

Hold on. Maybe.

[Kevin] Oh, you have a voicemail.

Anna, wanted to call,
as Nicola Formichetti and I

have a V Magazine photo sh**t
possibility with Valentina,

and we would both love for you
to be our muse for the day.

I, of course,
will be capturing the art with you.

So if you are interested,
I hope you can find some trust towards me.

Diva, I miss you.

[Anna] I don't really have
that desire to just

jump in front of a camera
and say, "Hi. It's me!"

Unlike some people who

seem to jump in front
of a camera all the time.

Are you gonna do it?

-Am I gonna do it?
-Yeah.

No! I don't like to be
in front of a camera. I'm very shy.

-What?
-I am.

[Kevin] I have never seen Anna
this hesitant

to do anything in my life before.

Usually Anna is up for anything
and anywhere,

anytime, any adventure.

You're so good at it. I saw photos of you.
You're a little hot tamale.

How many years ago?

-[Kevin] I don't know--
-Twenty?

-Was that 20 years ago?
-[Anna] No, 30.

-Yeah, just bring that same hotness.
-[chuckles]

-I'm stopping at Gucci.
-Okay--

This is too stressful.
I have to buy something.

[chuckles]

I'm just going
to U-turn up there because--

Anna? Anna?

It's a cool sh**t with all your friends.

You should probably do this.

Don't be stressed out.

I'm not. You're stressing me out.

How am I stressing you out?

Well, you know, because I'm trying
to make a U-turn. Hello.

Hi. I'm fine.

Oh, Jesus, why are people so weird?

Look at all these people staring
because… f*ck off.

It's 'cause you are
pulling an ill*gal U-turn here.

-No, that was legal. That was very legal.
-It was ill*gal.

I think you have to do this photo sh**t.

Your friends want you to do it.
You're perfect for it.

-Just do it.
-You're funny.

No, just do it.

I don't know.

-Hi!
-[man] Hey, how's it goin'?

-Good. How are you?
-Welcome.

I'm Dorothy.

-Adam. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-I've never been here before.
-Yeah, welcome.

I'll let you do your thing.
Holler if you need help.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

Hi. Dorothy!

-Hello! How are you?
-Hi.

Hey, cutie.

He's cute. You think he's hot?

-But you like all the tats?
-[Dorothy] I think they work for him.

I wonder if it's his whole body.

TBD on the body tats.

[chuckling]

I can relate to Dorothy in lots of ways

because we were both raised
in a very similar background.

Dorothy's father is also
a billionaire on Forbes.

Dorothy's also very real, which I love,

because I'm someone that's also very real,
and she says it as it is, just like me.

-We could be matching.
-Yeah.

-It's actually really cute.
-It's very TLC.

What is that? I don't get it.

TLC? The girl group?

I don't know. I'm not familiar.

Is it like one
of those K-pop girl groups? No.

-TLC?
-[Jaime] No, I don't know!

Are you that young? Am I that old?

-[Jaime] Look at this--
-I think this could fit you.

It looks tiny.
It looks like it's for, like, a baby.

[Dorothy] Or, like, a puppy.

I think that Jaime's

priorities are her looks,
the nails, all that.

As long as she has
her little fits together, she's happy.

Yeah.

Hey, ladies. How's it going?

-Hi, Adam.
-Hi, how are you?

Jaime, have you met Adam?

-Hey, Jaime. Adam.
-Hi, I'm Jaime.

Nice to meet you. You're new here?

Yes, I'm new here.
You're… You got a great look. Wow.

Thank you. I know. It's from here.

You have anything good in the back?

Everyone hides the good stuff in the back.

-[Adam] Yeah, let's--
-Get something special for Jaime.

-I got you. Be right back.
-[Dorothy] Okay.

So hot. Why don't you date Adam?

They have the hottest salespeople here.

I love that he's, like, being nice.

You're like, "Do you have
special things for me in the back?"

-You should go on a date with Adam.
-I just met him.

-We'll talk to him and see what happens.
-[Jaime] I think you should.

No, I think you should.

I'm kind of playing Cupid and pushing
Jaime to go on a date with this Adam guy

'cause I do feel
like Jaime is a little bit reserved,

a little bit shy, and quiet.

You have to put out a vibe too.

Boys don't want to feel rejected either.

Like, you have to like, literally,
you have to, like, do the knee touch.

Yeah, that's me when, like,
every time, I'm just sitting there.

So I think that she does need
a little push to do it.

-She tells me to follow her on Instagram.
-Sorry for the wait.

Okay, here we got our archive Helmut
Lang. I think you'll look really good in.

-Helmut Lang?
-Ooh.

We have this other piece.

-This is cute.
-That's kinda funky. Is this a top?

Adam, are you single?

I am single. Yes.

-[Dorothy] How old are you?
-I'm 35.

-Thirty-five. What's your sign?
-[Adam] I'm a Sagittarius.

-You're getting a little quiz.
-[Adam] Yeah.

-We're just grilling.
-[Jaime] We're grilling.

He's on the job. He can't go anywhere. So…

[Jaime] Yeah.

-What about you ladies?
-I'm Scorpio.

-A Scorpio?
-It's November.

Sagittarius is very loyal,
sophisticated, independent and kind.

I feel that from you, Adam, already.

-[Jaime] I feel that too.
-Thank you.

Well, if you ever need anything,
hit me up.

-Here's my number.
-Thank you.

So yeah, a pleasure.

-Sounds good.
-Pleasure to see you.

-Nice to meet you.
-Hope to see you soon.

-We'll see you soon.
-[Jaime] Bye.

Look at how cute this is.
It says, "We look good together."

[Dorothy] Oh my God, I agree!

I knew.

I saw him, and I was like, "Jaime, damn."

You never know. It doesn't hurt to try.

[Dorothy] Exactly.

Fun to have a crush on someone.

-To be like excited.
-To dabble.

[Jaime] Yeah.

[soft music playing]

[birds chirping]

[Anna] Let's just put it on the top.

Hi, Anna!

-[Anna] Hi.
-Hi, how are you?

Good. You?

[Kane] I love what you've done
to the place.

-[Kim] Hi, Maria!
-How are you?

[Kim] Oh, okay. Hi, Anna! How are you?

[speaking Spanish]

He's spanking me with his tail.

Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!

[laughing, screaming]

-I brought moon cakes!
-[Maria] Ooh!

From Singapore.

Should we go inside and sit? You done?

-[Anna] No, she's not finished yet.
-You're done?

So we're visiting Anna today
to get to the bottom of things.

There's been lots of rumors.

I'm actually very nervous

because I feel like
even though I apologized to her about,

you know, the p*nis pump,

that she's still got a little
chip on her shoulder with me.

[Anna] That's a p*nis pump!

How is it that you find a sex toy?

[Kim] I was not the one
that found the thing.

He went into your bathroom.

-Don't blame him!
-I'm not!

Anna seems like the person that would
k*ll the messenger on a bad day.

I have palo santo just in case we need it.

-What?
-[Kane] Just in case you need it.

Don't give this to me.

No, put it in your--

-Why do I have to hold it?
-Just in case.

-Since when do you carry palo santo--
-I don't like cleansing areas.

[Kim] The moon cake is so good.
How many calories are there? Remind me.

One thousand calories,
but it's okay, it's worth it--

[Kim gasps, chuckles]

[Kane scoffs]

Oh my God.

Oh my gosh! She's coming!

[Kane coughing, laughing]

[Kim] I don't wanna die!

She's gonna k*ll me. I didn't do this.

-[Kane] It's okay.
-[Kim] No, it's not okay.

Right now, I'm scared for my life.
I don't wanna die.

She never invites us over.

-You.
-No, you!

I didn't do this sh*t.
That's your moon cake. And you f*ck'--

Kane! That's not… Oh my God.

-There's cake on the carpet.
-[dog barks]

[Kim laughs] Get the f*ck' dog
over here.

Tell that dog to come over
and eat this before she comes.

[Kane] Apollo, Arrow!

-Come here. Come here.
-[laughs]

-Moon cake! Moon cake!
-[Kim] Come here.

[laughs]

Moon cake. Moon cake.

Let's go eat moon cake! Let's go!

He doesn't wanna do it.
Apollo, come here! Apollo!

[Kim] Kane, you're taking
responsibility for this.

-There's no responsibility.
-No responsibility?

You're gonna blame it on me, huh?
You're gonna blame it on me, aren't you?

-I'm not gonna.
-You're gonna blame it on me.

[Kane] Anna.

[Anna] What happened?

We had a little accident.
Moon cake's gone.

[Kim] It was him, Anna, I promise you.

You're so full of sh*t!

-Look at the cameras! It was Kane.
-Yeah, there's a camera.

-Not me.
-The moon cake went…

So it's gone.

[Anna] So, what's up?

How've you guys been?

-[Anna] Good, you?
-Good.

I mean, the diamonds and truffles party,

you know, Kevin and I had some thing,
like outside, a huge fight. [chuckles]

So much yelling. It's so inappropriate.

Maybe you didn't go to etiquette school.
Maybe you need to, who knows?

But you, Kane, are more disappointing.

I don't want to have any drama with you.

You're someone that,
you know, that I respect and like.

The reason I'm here is, like,
Christine called me to her house

and talking about her mom.

While she was crying, she was like,
"I just got this phone call."

She just heard that Anna wants to end her.

Christine was like, so worried.
"I miss my mom. I'm crying."

And then she was crying.
And I was like, "Who said this?"

And obviously, she didn't say a name.
She didn't tell me anything,

and I just left it as that.

Right now everyone is hearing
that Anna Shay is trying to end Christine.

Everyone's scared.

-I was like, "Today, Kane--"
-You're scared of me?

At first I didn't know
what to believe, you know?

But then that's why I'm hearing
so much from Christine's side.

I was like,
"We wanna get to the bottom of this."

It's like, who's saying this and why?

Why is this all happening?

You want to eat something?

-No.
-[Maria] No, okay, no food.

-Listen. Please.
-[Kim] Yeah.

You wanna talk about Christine?
You wanna tell me, how do you interpret?

I don't interpret it in any way.

It could be a joke. It could be for fun.
"I'm gonna end you, gonna k*ll you."

Like f*cking…

But you don't make jokes like that, okay?

[Kane] Yeah,
that's why I didn't believe it.

I'm not taking this lightly

'cause we can't just accuse someone
of that and not have evidence.

So, within this group, okay,

I've heard that Christine has said,

through somebody, to damage me,

to ruin my reputation,
to damage my person, my character.

Is this someone that's in our group?

Mm-hm. That's what I said.
It's within the group.

She's sabotaging us
and doing things to hurt people.

You guys wanna play with Christine
and have play dates? Do it.

If you choose
to listen to Christine, then so be it.

I'm not listening. That's the point.

If she wants to slander

for whatever insecure reasons
that she might have,

am I worried about it?

No.

-[Kane] It's very stupid. Hm?
-I find it so pathetic.

Would I hurt

Christine?

Would I even be bothered?

-Yeah.
-That's the thing.

Anna's on Rodeo Drive.
She doesn't care about this.

-No, it's ridiculous.
-[Kane] It's ridiculous.

[laughing]

[Maria] Oh my God.

[Kane] I feel like my instincts were true,
that Anna didn't say it.

If Anna said it, she would own up to it.

She has no reason to lie.

But at the same time, like, Christine
won't tell anyone who her source is,

and we don't know
where this is coming from.

One advice for Christine
the next time she sees Anna Shay,

just be careful, because,

you know, she's gonna go all out on you.

It's very good that he explain to you
what he feel, what he pass.

And he wanted to renew
your relation with him.

He's very honest to you and, sorry,
I have to give some credit to him.

-Thank you, Maria.
-[Maria] You're welcome.

-[Anna] She gets a hug first?
-Of course.

[laughing]

[Kane] Thank you. I appreciate it.

-[Maria speaking Spanish]
-No, you don't have to get up.

No, I can get up.

[cheering]

Party time! Let's go party!

Can we go to Paris?

[laughing]

-Can we?
-Yes.

[laughing]

-We can go to Paris.
-That's good.

[Maria] You wanna eat something?

-[Kane] No.
-[Anna] No, Maria.

-We're not doing the food thing.
-[Maria] Sandwich? You like to eat.

You can pull up on me ♪

♪ You can always call me if you need me ♪

♪ This life, yeah, make it look easy

♪ I ain't never going back, believe me 

♪ I just found a way to move freely ♪

-Hi, Jaime. Sorry.
-Oh, hi.

-How you been? Bring it in, what's up?
-How are you?

-Wow, you look dope.
-Thank you.

-As always.
-You look nice and casual.

-I like the sneakers.
-Thanks. We're low-key kind of matching.

I know, we kinda are, the same…

[Adam] Yeah, let's get some ice cream.

I'm actually vegan, so…

You're vegan, okay.

…that limits down a few options.

All right, let's see.

[Jaime] I haven't been out
on a date in a while,

but Dorothy seems to really,
really, really want me to go out

and hang with him and go on a date
and see how it goes.

You know what?
I have free time. It doesn't hurt to try.

This is, like, all melted. Okay.

This is a wrap.

[laughing]

Tell me a little bit about yourself.

Like, are you from LA?

-I'm not from LA.
-You're not?

I'm from the Bay Area, actually.

-Are you really?
-[Jaime] Yeah.

Same here.

No way!

-You're kidding.
-Yeah. I'm originally from Sacramento.

Oh, okay, I've made it out there
for some horse competitions before.

You ride horses?

I don't do the racing. I do the jumping.

Wow, so you grew up doing a lot of--

Then I was in fashion
because I always knew this whole time…

-That's so cool.
-…I wanted to do something in fashion.

Well, for this one period,
I actually thought

I was going to, like,
do the Olympics for horses.

-It was my goal. But my mom…
-Interesting.

…"This is not happening. You're not gonna
be having a sport as your career."

And I know you do some modeling, right?

Yeah, so--

That was how my mom was
when I first got into it.

She was hoping, 'cause when I was little…

[Adam] Yeah.

There's a few things that I'm bad at.
One is flirting with people.

[chuckles] I have no idea.

When I was a baby,
I was very low-maintenance.

[Adam] That's cool.

[Jaime] I feel like Adam
is just sitting there, and I'm like,

"Okay, now what can we talk about?"

-Do you have siblings?
-Yeah, I have--

What were you asking? If I took--

Yeah, so I don't really see the problem.

Do you go back and forth then

if you have your brother there,
or are you closer to your mother?

I'm personally closer
to my mom than my dad

because my dad was always working,
but I have nothing against him.

-He's cool and chill when he's around.
-That's okay.

Actually I did have chickens.

-Okay--
-[Jaime] My mom wouldn't let us get a dog.

I was obsessed with dogs
when I was little.

It's, like, by the…
kinda by, like, the ocean area.

Like near out more towards the coast.

One time during Fashion Week,
in February,

it's the most miserable
because I'm wearing heels,

it's snowing,
it's icing, there's a blizzard.

Well, I actually gotta get going.

-Mm-hm.
-[Adam] Um…

I have an appointment with a friend.

-Tonight? Oh.
-Tonight, right after this.

-Yeah. Sorry, I didn't wanna cut it short.
-No, it's all good.

We should go, like, shop
or hang out or something.

-I mean…
-Yeah, definitely.

Honestly, Adam is very…

He's, like, kinda awkward.

I was trying to be open to dating,

but I think the right person
will come at the right time.

I'm not going to be pressured by Dorothy
to go on another date.

No thank you.

What's my favorite word? Always ♪

♪ Always ♪

♪ Always I get on the grind ♪

♪ Always… ♪

Let's start with this one.
Start with a bang.

Yeah, it's snatched. Okay.

I'm really excited to do this sh**t again.

For me, V Magazine is one
of the best magazines in the world.

And then they actually requested you
to be in the magazine.

-[Anna] Were they drunk?
-[Nicola] They weren't drunk!

[man] This is your cover, Anna!
Your f*cking cover.

[Anna] You're so…

-Finally!
-[Anna chuckles]

This is you. It's all you.
It's gonna be so incredible.

[Anna] Nicola is absolutely genius
in what he does.

He's the creative director artist
for Lady Gaga.

And I trust Damon implicitly.

He's such a perfectionist.

I think he's amazing.

You're a f*cking superstar.

It'll be interesting to see
what the fans want from her next.

Probably nudes.

[Nicola] Nudes?

[laughing]

[Nicola] Let's start.

[speaking indistinctly]

[Nicola] Where's my…
Bring this down, all the way down!

Talk about a f*cking icon!

Breathe in and breathe out.

[screams]

Iconic!

Whoa!

I'm happy that I said yes

because I had the experience,
an incredibly amazing experience.

It's very important,
as I always say, to have fun in life.

I just think that it's better
to try everything.

-[Damon] We're done, y'all!
-[kissing]

[giggles]

[clattering]

[glass shatters]

-[Kevin] I got it. I got it.
-[Kim] No--

I got it.

-I got it.
-Let me… Let me treat you.

-Hi.
-Is there food?

-[man] How's it going?
-Good.

-How's it goin'?
-Good to see you.

[Kevin] We're here to break sh*t!

-Awesome, perfect.
-[Kevin] Let's just break sh*t.

-Just don't break my heart.
-[man laughs]

-Gotcha.
-[laughs] Don't break my back either.

I've heard of these break rooms.
I can't promise that.

Kim asked me out on a date.

[chuckles] It's a good day.

[man] All right,
let me get you guys started.

This is your face shield,
then your gloves.

Put the paper ones on first,
then these over.

[Kim] Okay.

I saw that in a movie one time.
You gotta do that.

That's what I do.

-I just learned it from you.
-Great, right? What's this, a shield?

-Yeah, I wanna wear this one.
-That's like Star Wars.

-Yeah, this is cool.
-Like a stormtrooper.

Yeah, man.

-I can't see outta that though.
-That is cool.

[Kane] This is not Echo Park, you idiot.

Are you f*cking…?

-Is this a trap?
-What do you mean?

-[Kevin] Why'd you do this?
-Double date!

Double date?

-[Kane] This is ridiculous.
-You have to work this out!

-You want me to talk to that right now?
-[Kim] Yes!

Kelly and I decided
to force Kevin and Kane to meet up

to hopefully patch things up,

'cause they're like the ultimate duo.

Like Kevin and Kane is like
Pinky and the Brain.

You know, it's so cute.

[Kelly] Kane! Whoa!

Hold on!

No!

I thought we were going on a date.

I didn't know which other way to do it.

'Cause I know you would've said no.
He would've said no.

-Well, yeah. That's the point.
-Right.

No, that's not supposed to be like that.

I can't believe Kim abused her powers
over me and told me this was a date.

And it's really to meet up with Kane.

[Kelly] Give him a chance. We got to know
how to express our feelings.

This is ridiculous.

-It's been going on way too-- Exactly!
-It is ridiculous.

Why can't he text me like a grown-up?

Like really? You want
to end this friendship with him?

-I don't want to end the friendship.
-There you go.

-Come on, Kevin Kreider.
-[Kevin] You're right, Kim Lee.

-[Kim] So what? Yes?
-Let's bring him in.

Why am I wearing gloves?

Kane! Panda!

Are you okay?

I'm okay. I don't wanna deal
with this right now.

There was no reaching out
from his side to say that he was sorry.

-Maybe he wants to say sorry now.
-No, he doesn't. You set this up.

And he wants to talk. He wants to talk.

We live in LA. Do you realize
how hard it is to find solid friends?

[Kelly] Give it one chance.
If you want to leave, we'll leave.

[Kane] Okay. What is this?

-[Kim] Welcome.
-You'll have fun.

-Have you been here?
-[Kelly] I haven't.

[Kim] This is the Break Room.

-This looks so dangerous.
-Hi.

Sorry to crash your date. How are you?

-Yeah.
-[Kane] We can break a car?

-What's up with the gloves?
-This is what we're supposed to wear.

-It's not Dior or Louis Vuitton.
-It's not.

-[Kevin] Hi, Kane.
-Hi, what's up?

Firstly, I just wanna…

I want to apologize
for the way I acted at your event.

I mean, it was definitely an act of anger

and just built-up frustration.

Kim's different. She's my friend.

Wait, whoa!

[glass shatters]

f*cking kidding me, dude?

[sighs] I shouldn't have broken
the glasses

and yelled at you
and called you out like that.

There could have been a better way
to talk to you about these things.

Um…

There has been a lot
on my heart and my mind a little bit.

Mm-hm.

I just felt like you were,

and not in a bad way…

It was kind of bad, actually.

[sighs] I feel like it broke things, man.

It broke my trust with you.

-I felt betrayed.
-Yeah.

And it hurt, like,
to feel that you took a side.

And you wouldn't even talk
to me about it first.

Oh, okay,
where do we start, right? [chuckles]

First, you have to understand, Kevin,

if Kim was doing that to you,

and she's outside having flings,
I would tell you as well.

If she does anything…

talk to her and give her the option, okay?

[Kane] Maybe I think what we can do is--

-I don't wanna hear--
-Going forward--

I don't want you to be
my dating coach and mediator--

I'm not being a dating coach,
I'm just telling her what the truth.

Whatever happened, happened.

[Kevin] It's not the truth.
That's your opinion.

Give her the facts.

-[Kane] The fact--
-Your opinion is what's f*cking her up.

-I don't think it was an opinion.
-You'd want him to do that for you!

But also too,
what he said hurt you unjustifiably.

Let me talk to you,
and now you trust me less.

Like, I'm not like all these other guys
you dated, Kim.

Uh…

I still don't think you've changed.

[sighs] I just feel like, Kane, I just
feel like my life is controlled with--

-By Kane?
-Yeah.

Don't ever say that. How is it controlled
by me when you live your own life?

Don't say that. That's the biggest lie
I've ever heard in my life.

-Here's why it's so hard to talk to you.
-I've never controlled you.

I'm just tired.

I'm just drained

because the past years with Kevin,

I've given so much as a friend,
and like this is what I get?

I don't expect anything back,

but I certainly don't expect
you to be rude to me.

I want to be surrounded by people
that appreciate me.

I want people that love me.

And I don't know
if there's any loyalty with Kevin.

I'm so over it. [scoffs]

Let's solve it inside.
That's a great way--

No, I think going forward,
I want to be out of this.

At least I've said my part as a friend.
Whatever happens now, happens.

At least you guys start
from a place of truth. You know?

So, I really wish you all the success

you do, you know, wherever you want.

But I think maybe one day
you will find out, like,

maybe sometimes
loyalty is important as well.

Have I let you down in any way?

Where to begin? Um…

[Kim] I think there's more
that you guys need to talk about.

Let's finish with Kim's stuff first.

-[Kevin] No.
-[Kim] No.

This is not something we sweep
under the rug. I wanna talk.

I'm trying to think, like,
what's the, you know? I'm really over it.

I wanna get this over with, wanna move on.
I wanna just have a good night tonight.

Kane telling me I'm disloyal.
That's bullshit.

I know your deepest secrets,
and I keep it to myself.

I never would ever
jeopardize that for you.

And he's got many secrets.

I… I love you as a friend,

and that is the truth,
and I just want your friendship.

You don't need to take care of me.

You don't have to do those spying
things for me to be your friend.

I understand in Asian culture,
especially from parents,

they don't acknowledge you, and maybe
that's something that I didn't do for you.

Like, I want to thank you
and acknowledge that you were…

You still are a great friend,
helping me out in life.

And if you don't feel appreciated,
then that's on me. That's my fault.

I could show you
that I appreciate you more.

That's fine. I appreciate that.

-I know that.
-[Kane] Yeah.

I don't want to ever make you feel
like you're unappreciated.

-You really mean a lot to me.
-Yeah.

[Kevin] And you do so much for me.

I just want you to know
you don't have to take care of me.

-[Kane] Stop, please. You're crazy.
-Okay?

-Come here.
-You guys are funny.

-Oh, no!
-Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! [chuckles]

Yay!

Kevin and Kane's back together!

All right, cool, man.

-Let's go break sh*t.
-[Kevin] All right.

[Kane] For me, I think going forward
I appreciate where Kevin is coming from,

but I was born in the year of a snake.

And Kevin's actually born
in the year of the pig.

People who were born in the year
of pigs, when they're friends with snakes,

there's always this initial,
like, fun, you know, attraction

or, you know, just vibe.

But ultimately, in the zodiac,
it doesn't work out well in the end.

-[clatters]
-[screams]

[screaming]

[Kane] God! I love this!

God, they have f*cking issues.

-Wait. Okay, it's done!
-We should've brought Andrew!

Oh my…

[Kevin] I'm f*cking tired!

[upbeat music playing]