Young and Cursed (2025)

[bunniefuu]

[ominous theme playing]

Was that good for you?

[screams]

I'm not interested

in your cynicism.

Demonic possession is real.

[creature howling]

[gasping]

[yelps]

[snarling]

[screams]

[man, in Spanish]

A long time ago, when I was little

I saw a creature approaching me, and...

I could see...

it was me.

[lighter flicks]

-[snarls]

-[exclaims]

[priest]

Demons.

Fallen angels.

Creatures of God

turned against God and man.

[praying indistinctly]

[gasping, exclaiming]

[man, in Spanish]

It came inside my body.

I felt a horrible change was beginning

to take place inside of me.

[crackles, buzzing]

Having fun?

You know,

just working on the details

to your impending death.

[demonic chuckling]

[whirring crackle]

[distorted voice]

Hello, Trudy.

My little sex toy.

Possessed.

Subhuman.

Doomed to die.

[distorted voice]

Jason.

The demon inside you

grows stronger by the minute.

And there is no escaping,

even through your music.

Maria, you'll soon learn

the best use

of your precious rosary beads

will be to hang yourself.

There's no escaping

what's in store for you.

Tahoma, my little Tonto,

follow the map I have sent you

or suffer the consequences.

No money,

nobody,

no running,

no god will save you.

Your time is running out.

[singsongy]

Donny.

My little priest k*ller.

You've done quite well so far.

But now it's time for you

to face your destiny.

Finally.

[motorcycle engine humming]

[voicemail] At the tone,

please record your message.

[tone sounds]

[Donny] Bishop Morgan,

it's finally happening.

I pray you can make it in time.

[curious theme playing]

[car door closes]

[birds chirping]

[exhales sharply]

So, what's up?

What's going on?

Damned if I know.

Interesting choice of words.

Were you all summoned?

If by "summoned," you mean

some annoying b*tch's voice

threatening on my phone,

yeah, I was summoned.

I couldn't get it to stop.

What does it mean?

I don't know.

But it pisses me off.

But you came.

You all came.

Maybe he didn't have a choice.

Maybe none of us did.

Hi.

I'm Kyra.

Come in.

[Tahoma sighs]

I hate this sh*t.

[Jason]

You know this sh*t?

[door squeaking]

Why are we here?

I'm not sure.

Don't f*ck with us.

You obviously know something.

Only that we're supposed

to be here.

Hey...

Dude, let's slow down

a bit here, all right?

Listen, nerd. Nobody asked

for your f*cking opinion.

Does this have anything to do

with the eclipse?

[ominous theme playing]

[demonic chuckle]

[distorted] Things are the way

they're supposed to be.

Oh, we're supposed to be here.

Things are the way

they're supposed to be.

Well, that's a load of crap.

Nothing is the way

it's supposed to be.

And this weird mumbo-jumbo

you're laying on us

is a bunch of horseshit.

Yeah, I bet it was you

that sent those messages.

How the hell

did you know about me?

This sucks.

I'm out of here.

[sizzles]

sh*t.

What the f*ck?

Who are you?

[distorted]

Relax, tough guy.

You're not going anywhere.

None of you are.

-You're her?

-The one on the phone?

Please.

Holy Mother of God, please.

Just let me go.

[in normal voice]

Stop.

[voice breaking]

Why did I come here?

[crying]

Why did you come here?

[praying indistinctly]

[Donny grunts]

-Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

-No, I can't.

[ominous theme playing]

-[engine dies]

-Oh, sh*t.

[engine turning over]

Ugh! sh*t.

[Trudy]

My car won't start.

I'm locked out.

What the f*ck is this?

This is just getting started.

You think?

[Kyra, demonic voice]

This never happened.

[gasping]

You b*tch.

I'll make you pay for that.

[Kyra, demonic voice]

Really?

You messed up my car.

I never touched your car.

-And neither did you.

-What do you mean?

The whole thing was merely

a figment of your imagination.

What are you,

a f*cking therapist?

Dude, slow down here, all right?

Here we go again

with the, "Let's slow down."

No, let's speed it up.

I want out of here.

What do you want?

I don't want anything.

Maybe this is all a dream.

And maybe you were never born.

And maybe you're more

than you seem.

Maybe.

And you?

Everyone,

this is Tahoma Maranga.

[rolling R]

Maranga.

After a long night spent

loping through the desert,

he wakes up

with blood on his clothes.

But it's not his blood,

and he has no idea

where it came from.

You b*tch. Shut up before I--

[Tahoma grunting]

-[cracking]

-[crying out]

[Tahoma] Stop! Stop!

You're gonna break it!

[Kyra]

I warned you.

Keep testing me,

and I will break it.

You got that, big boy?

[Tahoma groaning]

Say it.

[groans]

Say what?

[Kyra]

Say, "I got it."

I got it.

I f*cking got it.

-[cracks]

-[sighs]

Sit.

[whooshing]

It should all be clear

to each of you by now

that there is no escape.

You are here because

it is your destiny to be here.

[build up music

then soft exhale]

[panting softly]

[in normal voice]

And the same is true for me.

Hi, I'm Kyra Montanou.

My grandmother owned this cabin,

and...

along with other things,

she left it to me after...

she died.

She was a witch,

who passed on

all she knew to me,

like a gift of recognition.

Well, that explains everything.

Her grandma was a witch.

This whole get-together

is a huge load of horseshit.

For someone who is completely

impotent to do anything,

you sure do talk a lot.

I'll show you impotent.

[ominous music]

[Kyra, demonic voice]

Donny Belasco doesn't remember.

He once had his palm read by me.

[chuckles] Never was able

to forgive himself

for the death of the priest.

[scoffs, panting]

I had nothing to do with that.

[scoffs, chuckles]

I once purchased coffee

from Ms. Snider here.

Hm. Delicious.

Perfect.

This girl has a real talent.

Especially for sex.

At all hours

of the day or night.

With someone or something.

But ultimately by herself.

Sounds like maybe you want

a taste of that yourself.

Dude, stop acting

like an as*h*le.

I saw Maria Gomez with her sister

and her two young nieces

in a supermarket parking lot,

and knew.

Couldn't get through school.

Can't work.

Can't stop seeing images of...

Well, I guess we all know

what she sees images of.

How many times

did I see Jason Baptiste

drifting through the streets,

becoming familiar

with his music?

His family's from New Orleans,

and the voodoo curse

placed on him as an infant

was to punish his father,

who's now dead.

It was at a tribal casino

that I spotted Tahoma

and knew his secret.

His grandfather

was a medicine man

and had the ability

to turn himself into a wolf.

Tahoma considers himself

cursed by his inheritance,

which controls his life.

So it was you

who brought us here.

No.

I simply found you.

But why?

[in normal voice] Please believe me.

I honestly don't know.

Okay, so what are we

supposed to do?

I sense that

it will be clear shortly.

Hey, if that's the case...

[sighs]

Anybody want in on this?

[scoffs]

Yes.

[coughing]

-This couldn't get any weirder.

-[ominous tone]

[demonic voice]

Maybe.

You're such a smartass.

You didn't bring us here,

you only found us.

What horseshit.

You're playing us like fools.

You got your witchy ventriloquist

voice going for you.

You're screwing with our mi--

[demonic voice]

Do you like it?

[demonic chuckle]

Do you think it's sexy?

[ominous theme playing]

That...

is weird.

I gotta give this sh*t up.

Hey, what do you see?

There's...

two of them.

[Donny]

All right. Come on.

You all right?

Dude, could you not fight her?

You're only gonna

make this worse.

I kind of like

the way he fights.

Whatever.

[fridge door closes]

You got any food here?

Damn.

I think I died

and went to heaven.

Heh! You sure got

that one wrong, slick.

Whatever.

Can I eat?

Eat.

Drink.

Indulge your pleasure.

Lots of pleasure.

Just don't be such a pain

in my a*s.

[mumbles]

[stammers]

I'm done with that sh*t.

You call the shots.

Pleasure.

Lots of pleasure.

Whatever you need.

Say the word.

[gulping]

[sighs]

Call the shots.

[in normal voice] When I was a little

girl, I used to love coming here.

It was like an island

away from everything.

That chair.

Boo.

-You're hot.

-As in...

-[crackling]

-[demonic voice] ...this?

Nah.

I was thinking more like...

[romantic theme playing]

[chuckles, in normal voice]

That was rude.

That...

was real.

From the heart.

There's a song you sing

on the street

more than any of the others.

"She's Coming."

Yes, that's it. That's the one.

-Can you play it for me?

-Of course.

I wanna hear it

one more time before...

[ominous tone]

[demonic voice]

Stop this disgusting nonsense.

Why?

[in normal voice]

I don't know.

You know, I find that

hard to believe.

[crying]

I swear I don't.

Well, then, what--

What does your sense say?

-It's gonna be terrible.

-In what way?

I think we're all going to...

die.

[Kyra sobbing]

[crackling]

[Jason playing acoustic guitar]

[Jason]

Drifting through the night

Someone comes to bleed

Coming

She's coming

She's coming for me

-[stops playing]

-[wood clattering]

That's not a toy.

Really?

How do you mean?

Just leave it alone.

Bad things can happen

because of it.

Like?

Once, it told us things.

You mean that maybe none of us

are gonna be here tomorrow?

So, what's the plan?

You mean, like,

just getting stoned?

And not having to think

about what's going on?

Or acting all hot and bothered,

like a couple of jacked-up

juvenile delinquents,

as if nothing's happened?

Or is it crying and crying?

Just letting it all happen?

What do you want from us?

There's nothing we can do.

This is real horror here.

And apparently, it's been

that way for all of us

since we were born.

We need them,

those entities that we fear,

to tell us why our lives

have been ripped apart by them.

They owe us that.

All right,

so just come around here.

[exhales]

Physical force is not

going to deter this.

-I can't.

-[Donny] You must.

Dude, leave it alone.

That's heroic.

Just look at you.

Look at all of you.

Like sheep to the slaughter,

you know?

Just-just willing to let go

and have your lives taken away.

I'm not willing

to give up my life,

but I'm afraid to know.

Oh, we're all afraid.

But it can't end like this.

Now, just join hands

on the pointer.

Damn it, can you put--

Put your hand on the pointer?

What the f*ck?

Who's next?

This may be our only shot

at understanding

what's been happening to us.

I wanna know.

If I'm gonna die, I wanna know

why my life was wasted.

[sighing]

Dude,

I hope you know

what you're doing.

So do I.

Maria?

I can't.

They want all of us

for a reason.

I think our unity

may have something to do

with our strength.

And you,

you have to do something

for the first time in your life.

And you gotta do that right now.

Now.

And Kyra?

I can't.

You can't? Or won't?

Look, it's gonna take witchcraft

to fight witchcraft.

[ominous theme playing]

[rattling]

[thunder cracks]

Who are you?

[demonic voice]

As if you didn't know.

I am Lilith.

And there will never be peace

in your life

unless you obey me.

Within each of you is a spirit

that's been yearning

to break free.

Onis.

Lamia.

Nibus.

Enel Dushi.

Stolas.

-This is a bunch of horse--

-[Lilith] Shut up.

-You came here. Didn't you?

-[Tahoma] I came because I--

You came because

I ordered you to come,

and you obeyed because

you didn't have a choice.

I have that power over you.

What the f*ck?

What is this game

you're playing?

Your...

stupid human mind

thinks this is a game.

Then what is it?

Oh, Stolas.

You've always been

such a problem.

Always scheming.

Always trying to figure it out.

Your problem

has never been Stolas.

And that will come to an end

very soon.

Oh, you mean tonight?

At the eclipse?

So smart.

So bright.

Yes.

Tonight, it'll finally be done.

What's gonna be done?

You will be freed.

So we can leave?

You will be transformed.

Please. I don't wanna know.

Completely to my control.

To do what?

Ride around on broomsticks?

Tonight, at the moment

of the lunar eclipse,

at the height of my powers,

you and your feeble human souls

will be destroyed.

[demonic cackling]

[Donny gasping]

[Kyra shuddering]

I'm sorry.

[Kyra sobbing]

Oh, this must be

so awful for you.

[Donny groaning]

Oh, this is bad.

You f*ck. You knew her?

-I didn't know her.

-[Tahoma] Bullshit!

I just knew about her.

Please, I just need some time.

Is she for real?

Is all of this for real?

What are you doing?

We need to know

how much time we got.

[Donny exhales]

Come on!

[Jason]

What are you up to?

The eclipse.

Come on.

Keep up.

[sighs]

f*ck.

What is it?

It's gonna be a blood moon.

What's that?

It's just

the most powerful magnifier

of supernatural savagery

known to man.

And it's actually red?

Oh, f*ck.

Blood red.

Demons will be

as rabid as vampires

due to what's known

as blood moon fever.

Paranormal aggression

will run rampant

with the blood of innocents.

These suggest the fulfillment

of the prophecy in the Bible.

The sun being darkened

and the moon turning to blood.

[Lilith]

Two thirty-four.

[demonic laughing]

Two thirty-four.

Is that something

from the Bible?

No.

She's answering my question.

Two thirty-four a.m.

It's the time of the eclipse.

So we have...

We have just under five hours

to try to save ourselves.

Okay, so how do we do that?

Everyone's gonna have to figure

that out for themselves.

You're kidding.

Hey, you know more about

what's going on than anyone.

-You can't just...

-Dude...

It's personal, okay?

We each have our own stuff

to deal with, all right?

What about her?

-What about her?

-I mean, she's the problem.

-Right?

-You think?

He's right.

We get rid of her, and then--

No, no.

Lilith will survive without her.

And how would you know that?

[Donny] She's been here

since the beginning.

This will only be

a minor inconvenience for her.

Come on, answer me.

How is it that you know

all of this sh*t?

Look...

I need my space, dude.

So that's your plan?

Leaving us on our own?

Alone?

No, that's just the fact

of this pathetic life

that we were all born into.

But you're the one who said

that our unity

has something to do

with our strength.

No. Let's just say I was wrong.

Okay?

[sighs]

Yo.

Try and figure something out.

Okay?

Don't simply give in.

-[door closes]

-Punk nerd.

"Try and figure it out.

Don't simply give in."

Piece of sh*t.

Nothing works.

Neither does mine.

[chuckling disbelievingly]

Everything's dead around here.

Just like we're going to be.

[Jason playing acoustic guitar]

Saw the front page

Searching all week

[praying indistinctly]

[suspenseful theme playing]

[hinges creak]

[clicks]

[breathes deeply]

-[rumbling]

-[crackling]

[groaning]

sh*t.

-Awesome.

-[praying indistinctly]

Is this how we die?

[ominous theme playing]

You're still one ugly-a*s

m*therf*cker.

[roars]

[groaning]

[Donny groans, panting]

-[rattling]

-[snarling]

[snarling continues]

[Donny grunting]

It'll be a cold day in hell

for you, as*h*le.

[snarling stops]

[gasping]

What?

[footsteps ascending]

[groaning]

[melancholy theme playing]

[phone buzzing]

[Lilith] You'll be so much happier

when this is finished.

Relieved.

I don't wanna die.

I haven't even lived.

I've never known joy.

[Lilith]

You won't feel a thing.

And best of all,

you won't remember anything.

Don't listen to that sh*t.

What's the matter with you?

Are you crazy?

Why? It doesn't look like

you're ever gonna need it again.

And besides, she's evil!

Nothing she says is gonna help.

[Tahoma]

Hey. Hey.

We have to deal with

this problem in our own way.

Then turn yourself into a f*cking wolf

and lead us out of here.

I don't control that,

and you know it.

f*cking too bad for us.

Stop it, okay?

This is part of her plan.

Getting us to fight

with each other,

getting us to hate each other.

[Kyra]

She doesn't need a plan.

What did you say?

She doesn't need a plan.

It's already happened.

What's already happened?

Hey, what's already happened?

What does that mean?

I'm still here.

We're all still here.

Well, the monsters

haven't taken over yet!

[ominous theme playing]

Bring it in.

Talk so you can barely be heard.

Why?

[Tahoma shushes]

What the f*ck, man?

She's a g*dd*mn demon.

You think whispering

is gonna help?

Maybe.

You never know.

It's worth a try.

Great. He says, "Jump,"

you say, "How high?"

And your idea is...?

I got nothing.

[Jason exhales loudly]

All right.

Here's how I see it.

Donny's a selfish little prick.

He's got this whole thing

worked out,

and he couldn't give a sh*t

about us.

Kyra's done.

Feels like she's living

in a reality

that was worked out for her

generations ago.

For her, the blood moon

is a blessing.

Where does that leave us?

We need to come together.

Yeah, to die together.

[Tahoma]

No, as*h*le.

-Then what, as*h*le?

-To escape.

We tried that already.

Yeah, but we didn't know

what we were dealing with then.

Yeah. And now we know that

this b*tch-goddess-demon-witch

named Lilith

is the mother of all demons

that possesses us,

lives inside us,

and that we're all gonna die for shortly

so that they can live.

And now that we know this,

we're stronger, smarter,

and better able to survive

than we were before.

Exactly.

That's how you survive.

What do you mean?

[Tahoma] When you got nothing to lose,

you hold out.

You don't give in

and you don't give up.

We were f*cked in this world

way before Lilith anyway.

Take my people.

They took everything from us.

Our land.

Our pride.

They trapped us.

In reservations.

Prisons that k*lled all hope

except what you can find

in a bottle of liquor.

And still, against all odds,

we tried, and we tried,

and finally,

we found a loophole.

A way out.

Gambling.

And now,

we've got all the chips.

We call all the shots.

So don't tell me

about giving up.

And what about what they did

to my people?

This country was built from

the sweating back of sl*ves,

separated by a huge hatred

that they perpetrated.

One of us became president.

And that itself was...

It was a big f*cking deal.

Because they see us now,

and we matter.

We're the good guys.

On the right side.

g*dd*mn it.

They took our land too.

Made fun of us.

Pounded us

into second-class citizens.

Cleaning the sh*t

from their toilets.

Filling their prisons with us.

Forcing us to join gangs

to survive them?

Y somos los hijos de Dios.

And we're God's children.

God's children.

And what about

what they did to us?

And our mothers and our sisters?

They needed to control us

and our bodies and our lives.

So we fight back.

Slowly making gains

imperceptibly

until suddenly they see us,

and we have a voice

and a position in this world

that says we are here, and maybe we are

better at this than you.

More understanding.

More gentle.

More sophisticated.

Smarter.

We are all worth so much more

than this world

has ever given us credit for.

[tender theme playing]

[in unison]

God's children!

-[Maria] It's beautiful.

-[Tahoma] We have to move.

-[Trudy] What about the cars?

-f*ck the cars.

Let's just get to the road.

Hey, this doesn't feel right.

-Leaving them behind?

-No.

That b*tch let us get this far.

[shrill scream]

[ominous theme playing]

I'm out of here.

-Don't--

-Wait, don't!

I'm gonna make it.

Can't you see that?

[tinny squealing]

Forgetting something?

You have so little time left.

It'd be a pity

if you missed your own party.

sh*t.

Dude, that was no plan at all.

[scoffs]

[footsteps ascending]

[knocking]

-Donny, come out!

-[Donny] No.

We need to talk.

[Donny]

There's nothing to talk about.

-Damn it, Donny. What do we do?

-[Donny] Wait.

Wait?

Wait for what?

You're so full of sh*t!

We know that you have ideas

about how to get us out of here,

and we know that you're

a selfish little coward

who only cares about himself.

And f*ck the rest of us.

f*ck the whole world,

as long as you get yours.

Do not waste your energy on him!

He is not worth it.

[tense theme playing]

[sighs]

I failed at everything

I ever tried.

Had to drop out of school.

Never been able to hold a job.

Constantly terrified.

[softly]

No. No. No.

[Maria]

My family thinks I'm sick.

That I make these things up.

My sister prays over me

and tolerates me.

Her husband avoids me

and wants me separated

from their daughters.

When I wake up

in the morning...

covered in blood.

I only have a vague memory of

running through the woods.

[wolf snarling]

Tireless and swift.

-[howling]

-Howling at the moon.

People have reported seeing me

late at night, beside a road.

Or on a trail near a campground,

in an alleyway in town.

I never remember any of it.

Medicine men have told me

that my condition

is a freak of nature.

[speaking in

Indigenous language]

[Tahoma]

Nothing helped.

My condition

was beyond salvation.

My condition,

not me.

[Trudy]

I've never told anyone this.

Frequently at night,

a demonic creature--

A demonic creature r*pes me.

And I feel so ashamed of it because

somehow I feel like that I'm the one--

It sounds so stupid,

that I'm the one to blame.

Because of my sexual impulses.

It occupies my thoughts

all the time.

So I don't date.

Don't have any friends.

Don't really talk to my family.

All I've got is a beat-up car,

a job at a coffee shop

that I barely manage to keep,

and these--

Endless nightmares

that overpower me

and I have absolutely no--

no control over.

[Jason]

Smoking weed.

Drinking k*ll Devil.

The only things that keep me--

keep going.

From time to time,

this voodoo demon

takes over.

Into a trance,

dancing in a circle,

to music only I can hear.

People have told me

I flop on the floor.

Babble strange language.

Trembling.

Convulsing.

I don't remember any of it.

I wonder what it's like to die.

To be dead.

Well, we don't have to wait

too long to find out.

But only a part of us

will die, right?

All that will remain will be--

The evil.

Might be good for a change.

To hell with the Mr. Nice Guy.

f*ck always having to worry

about what people think.

Yeah, I could go around

screwing whoever I want.

Maybe me and the chief

could help you out with that.

And I wouldn't be afraid

of anyone.

Because everyone

would be afraid of me.

Constantly on their guard,

making sure

they didn't piss me off.

Because if they did,

you f*cked them up.

-You bet your a*s.

-Right on.

And the price?

-Giving a sh*t about things.

-Like?

Our world?

This wouldn't be

our world anymore.

It would be their world.

And it wasn't our choice.

The goodness thing,

the caring thing.

It all would have been taken away

by forces outside of our control.

And we did what to stop it?

Yeah, we tried everything,

remember?

And it got us nowhere.

[tense theme playing]

What's the matter, genius?

Feeling claustrophobic?

Just checking.

So...

where do we go from here?

She gets her way.

Always has.

[sighs]

What do you mean, always has?

There's no reason

to go into this.

Doesn't matter. I wanna know.

-I got a right to know.

-I'm sure.

Look...

Forget I said anything.

[door closes]

Hey, punk!

You forget something

in the freezer?

[door opens]

-Don't.

-Don't what?

Don't-Don't touch that!

What, you mean like defrosting

your little buddy here?

-[growling]

-[Donny] Please.

You don't know

what you're doing.

What you need to do is give...

Stop playing around--

You ignorant...

-f*cking Indian!

-[Tahoma] No!

-[whooshing]

-[growling]

[ominous theme playing]

You're gonna pay for this!

[whispers menacingly]

-How could you?

-[Tahoma] Oh, you know--

Us ignorant f*cking Indians.

You can't trust us

with the white man's sh*t.

So now, she gets her way.

Always has.

Always will.

Whatever that means.

It means--

Tonto.

Just-- Go f--

Just go f*ck yourself.

[demonic voice]

Tough words coming from

a white, trash, nerd,

coward m*therf*cker!

Hey, I've got a brilliant idea.

See if you like this, people.

Let's get the Black man

out here.

Yeah, the Black guy.

So we can smoke

some of his sh*t.

And bring out

the little seorita,

swinging that cute

tight little Mexican a*s.

And she can annoy us once again,

chanting those

useless prayers of hers.

Up next, our sensational White Tr*sh sl*t,

the Siren of the Rockies.

The best blowjob

on this side of Tucson.

Ouch.

Careful there, cookie.

Let's get this party smoking.

So, what do you say, Donny?

Don't turn yourself off

to all of this fun.

Maybe we can get

the witch b*tch to join us.

Come on in, mama.

Join the fun.

You look like you need

a wicked f*ck.

You know what I'm saying,

choir boy?

We're all here. What a group.

What an assortment.

Screwed up. Assholes!

This is Chief Tahoma speaking,

m*therf*cker!

So, what do you say, Donny?

Come on, choir boy.

You know you want some of this.

[suspenseful theme playing]

Maybe you prefer some of this.

You gotta have it.

Good decision.

-[sizzling]

-[gasping]

[moaning]

[all gasping]

You slimy fool.

Do you really think that your--

Such little time left.

In very few minutes,

you and your...

trinkets will be

completely useless.

And you will come over.

Again.

[gasping]

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

[door closes]

-What was that, dude?

-Felt like acid.

Holy water.

I thought my skin

was gonna burn off.

What did she mean?

-About me coming over too?

-No. When she said, again.

[sighs]

At the moment of the blood moon,

she'll be able to overcome

just about anything stopping her

from converting souls to evil.

And you still didn't answer

the question.

What did she mean

when she said, again?

So, what happens now?

Are you gonna retreat

to your room?

And play with your toys?

Figure out how to save

your own a*s

again?

-[Maria] I don't think so.

-[Tahoma] What do you mean?

He needs us.

Yeah.

That's why he finally came out.

Because the selfish

little b*stard realized that

if he wants to escape

the eclipse, he needs us.

It's true, isn't it?

So in addition to the holy water

and the demon trap,

we got...salt.

Got garlic, fennel,

uh...

ginger ale--

Ginger ale?

Don't ask, all right?

Crucifix.

Held upright, this is empowered.

Upside down, useless.

Empowered, useless.

And sideways?

Nope.

Perfect to stab your a*s with.

-What's all this sh*t?

-[Donny] We're at w*r.

This sh*t is our weapons.

Salt, garlic, fennel.

Weapons? You gotta be kidding.

Yo, dude, this w*r

did not just start tonight.

This is knowledge

gained over the ages.

There they are. The enemy.

-But they're us.

-[Donny] They're not us.

They're evil creatures just

waiting to destroy our souls.

So, we bring our wagons

into a circle.

What does that mean?

That's the way the Paleface would defend

themselves against my people,

who were pissed

that our lands had been stolen.

[Donny]

We don't let them separate us.

So no matter what happens,

no matter how horrible,

how frightening, how terrible,

we stay together

and we fight to the end.

And our chances are--?

Better than if we did nothing.

In other words, slim to none.

In other words, never say never.

The odds of surviving this one

aren't in our favor,

my pale-faced friends.

Hey. I ain't no paleface.

[grandma]

I'm sorry.

Why?

I love you.

I know, Grandmother.

I love you too.

It breaks my heart

to have to tell you this.

Our family is cursed

for generations.

I left Romania

hoping to escape this horror,

but it didn't work.

What does this mean?

I'm at the end of my life.

And now

she's coming over to you.

[crying] There's nothing

I can do about it.

Who's coming over to me?

Her name is Lilith.

And she's a demon of tremendous

power and viciousness.

I've written it all down.

Everything I was able to learn.

I've studied her my entire life.

Trying to understand her,

trying to understand

her weakness, if any.

But--

But I need more time.

Read my notes.

Now it's up to you

to continue my work.

Read-- Read my notes.

Maybe--

God willing...

It can end with you.

[melancholy theme playing]

[sobs]

[sobbing]

Don't get your hopes up

that you'll ever be able

to defeat me.

[ominous theme playing]

[Tahoma]

So--

What's your story?

[Donny]

Same as yours.

But totally different.

How?

Because somebody died.

Who?

A priest.

What happened, man?

I was 11.

Um...

My, uh, parents--

They knew

what was happening to me.

Or at least it was like

they knew that I wasn't,

like, mental or sick that way.

So they brought in this priest.

And, uh--

Y-- Young guy.

Um--

And everyone said

he was special.

-How?

-[Donny] That he had the--

That he had the gift.

He could see evil

and do battle with it.

-[young Donny crying out]

-[thundering rainstorm]

[priest praying in Latin]

[holy water sizzling]

[screams]

[flesh squelches]

[priest groans]

[Donny]

He died right there, in my room.

Trying to save me.

And the authorities,

they didn't know what to do.

There was a...

I mean, it was his knife.

They even contemplated

that he k*lled himself.

You know, they even said

that it was me.

But I was just a kid.

Like, how--

How could I slam a grown man

against the wall

and k*ll him with his own knife?

[stammers]

No one-- No one believed me.

Not the--

Not the district attorney.

Not the press.

No one.

[Trudy]

So how did it end?

I mean, it didn't.

It hasn't.

But, uh...

at least I can tell you guys.

Because you've seen him.

Look, it--

It was Stolas.

Stolas k*lled him.

He got away with m*rder.

[creaking]

[buzzing]

-[roars]

-[screaming]

Okay. Stay where you are,

no matter what.

-Don't leave us.

-Look, I will be right back.

Just do not leave the circle.

-[creaks]

-[screaming]

[suspenseful theme playing]

sh*t!

Dude, I told you to stay put!

-To stay put!

-She's gone.

Isn't she, priest boy?

Jerked out the window

by her head, right, priest boy?

Don't call me that.

Yeah, well, we've got almost

no minutes left

and you're busy reading.

-What are you looking for?

-[Donny] Information.

[sighs]

So this is your Hail Mary pass.

Finding out how to save us

with information in a book with--

minutes left.

Look-- You check it out.

The Bible.

And what am I supposed

to do with this?

Read it!

Exodus 22.

"When a man seduces a virgin

who is not engaged

to be married

and lies with her,

shall give the bride price

for her

and make her his wife."

I ain't gonna lie,

this some cool sh*t.

"You shall not wrong or oppress

a resident alien." [laughing]

f*ck you, as*h*le.

I was born here.

Thank you, priest boy.

You know, you really are a jerk.

What are you so pissed about?

You're a poor, rich boy

with a huge f*cking problem.

I get it.

I just wanted

to let you know that

I feel a lot better

handling the fathers

of any virgins

I plan to sleep with.

Especially the hot tamale ones

with the big a*s.

He's already the devil.

Nothing that might happen

in the next few minutes

is gonna change that.

-I have to go to the bathroom.

-Hey, can I come?

Yeah.

I'd love to piss all over you.

Oh, sweet talk

from a closet hottie.

Look. Take this.

Be careful.

-Come right back.

-Maybe while I'm gone,

you can teach Chief Trashtalk

here some manners.

You're a jerk. That wasn't nice.

Yeah, well, she deserved it.

Always acting holier-than-us

with her prayers

and rosary beads.

You know, those prayers

and rosary beads

might make the difference

for all of us.

-She acts like she's better than us.

-I never got that.

Maybe because you're

into her nice, juicy a*s too.

-f*ck you.

-Yeah, you wish.

-I need a beer.

-Dude, stay put.

Can't I get a beer?

He's not

the f*cking class monitor.

[Donny mumbling]

[Tahoma]

Hey.

What are you mumbling?

Hey!

What are you mumbling about?

[praying indistinctly]

Stop it!

What is wrong with you?

[Maria screams]

[suspenseful theme playing]

Let's go.

-I'm staying.

-[Trudy] You jerk.

I guess the beer's on hold.

[knocking]

[door creaking]

Oh sh*t.

I thought you said

this sh*t would work.

She's growing stronger

by the minute.

[rattlesnake's rattle]

Is this what you want?

Isn't it, baby?

[speaking in Spanish]

[snarls]

f*ck it.

Tahoma?

-[sighs] f*ck.

-Another one bites the dust.

No, no, no. Maybe

he's just stretching his legs.

What the f*ck is going on?

[demonic laughter]

[Trudy]

What the hell?

It looks like he's getting ready

to stretch a whole lot more

than just those legs.

Care to join the party?

[demonic chuckling]

Soon. Very soon.

[Kyra]

It was hard.

Lilith was tearing me apart,

ripping my insides out.

But I fought her,

stood there in line

as the Pope moved by

and blessed it,

that cross from the Vatican.

They said it would--

Okay. Um--

I have to go to Kyra's room.

Y'all stay here.

-Don't move.

-Why?

There might be a cross in there.

It could be our last hope.

So please--

Don't move.

Stay here.

Don't move.

-I gotta go to the refrigerator.

-Please don't.

I gotta get that beer

I've been craving.

-He said to stay.

-And I said I need the beer.

Please?

Please stay.

I'll be right back.

[whispering] Please stay.

You have nothing to fear

from me.

I'm just here to let you know

what you've been missing out on.

I'm cool.

Everything's good.

Jason?

I'm not missing anything.

-Especially being dead.

-[Tahoma] You're wrong.

I've never felt more alive.

Come on. Join us.

Maria is waiting.

You know what they say about

those hot Latina girls?

It's true.

I don't believe

sh*t you gotta say.

That devil b*tch

has deceived you.

Both of you.

You know you want this.

[Trudy]

Jason?

Jason!

[suspenseful theme playing]

Trudy?

Jason?

What?

I told you to stay put.

What's so f*cking hard?

Nah.

I'm not going down like this.

You're not gonna win.

[growling]

[distorted voice]

You've been hiding from us.

Can you blame me?

Time is just about up.

Yeah.

Guess so.

I've instructed Stolas

to make your conversion

as painful as possible.

Stolas is here

to claim his due.

And soon, you'll be just

like all the others.

They've accepted their fate.

And they're loving it.

And now it's time

for you to do the same.

[groaning]

[demonic whispering]

[Donny gasping]

You lose.

We both lose.

Really?

[gasping]

I know what you are.

What am I?

Evil.

Flatterer.

You know, I have

the power to k*ll you.

You foolish, pathetic child.

Don't!

You remember this?

-[priest groans]

-[knife snicks]

Take this.

It's blessed in holy water

and can k*ll.

It'll protect you.

So a little priest gift.

Stolas k*lled him, not me.

Still protecting yourself

with that fiction.

It wasn't me.

You're so pathetic.

You did it. You k*lled him.

That was your mortal sin.

You are the evil in this world.

You just can't accept

who you've become,

who you really are.

Say it!

"I m*rder*d the priest.

I m*rder*d the priest.

-I m*rder*d the priest."

-Stop it!

I couldn't stand

what was happening.

That's better.

Accept who you are.

I couldn't stand

what the priest was doing.

His words and his prayers.

They were just ripping

my insides apart.

You k*lled him.

You're a k*ller. A m*rder*r.

No, no, no.

Everything about me,

it was being destroyed.

I needed to stop it.

You needed to save

your own life,

and that's what you did.

-You k*lled him.

-No.

-Yes.

-No.

Your self-righteousness

is your greatest undoing.

You're so concerned

about doing the right thing

that you forget

the basic instincts

that have governed you

since the very beginning.

And you, the epitome of evil.

It's nice to be appreciated.

Oh, despised would be

a much better word

and all because

you were cast out.

I was not cast out.

That's not the way

I understand it.

I was asked to leave.

God threw you out

because you wouldn't obey.

I was made from the earth

just like him.

We were the same

in every way except for my sex.

And yet he still demanded

that I be number two.

That I lay beneath Adam

and not be an equal.

[gasping, shuddering]

-Ugh!

-And so you refused.

You're damn right.

Can you blame me?

Sounds like sour grapes.

[Lilith scoffs]

More like rotten apples.

There now.

Don't we both feel better?

Confession is good for the soul.

Perhaps you're right.

Maybe us humans worry too much

about doing the right thing.

Maybe that's why evil is

allowed to exist in the world.

Maybe it's time

to do the right thing.

And end this.

Can you do it?

Can you k*ll her

just to stop me?

Go ahead. I beg you.

I want you to!

You're not man enough.

[Kyra]

Do it.

May God forgive me.

[screams, whimpering]

I hate you!

Good. Your hate fuels

your inner powers.

Oh, you think you can defy me?

No!

No!

[dramatic theme playing]

Don't.

Don't!

[Donny screams]

You stupid fool.

You lose.

[sobbing]

Happy?

He did it to himself.

Must be nice to have an excuse

for every awful thing

you bring about.

[Lilith]

The same could be said for you.

How convenient it must be

to have this thing called evil

to blame for every little thing

that goes wrong

in your little world.

The sword of the Holy Spirit

is the word of God.

Oh, that's weak.

And I'm not afraid

to use that sword

to chop off the head

of any demon.

I've been around

since the beginning of time.

Go and be banished forever

from my presence!

You're such a fool.

You didn't really think

that would work, did you?

[banging on door]

Our Father, who art in heaven,

-hallowed be Thy name.

-[snarling] Go to hell!

Thy kingdom come,

Thy will be done,

-on earth as it is in heaven.

-[sizzling, screaming]

[inaudible dialogue]

You'll all be sorry.

[bishop]

Loving and merciful God,

we entrust our brother

to Your mercy.

Now that he has been freed

of all its cares,

give him happiness

and freedom forever.

Welcome him into paradise,

where there will be

no more sorrow,

no more weeping or pain.

-Only peace with Jesus, Your Son.

-[line ringing]

[operator, over phone]

What's your emergency?

I want to report a m*rder.

He wasn't m*rder*d. I was there.

I saw him stab himself

in the chest.

What you saw

was an act of m*rder.

He was k*lled

by the hand of the devil.

That hand was not his own.

How did you find us?

He petitioned us

for an exorcism.

[Tahoma]

When?

When he was summoned

to come here,

he sensed

a life-or-death struggle

was going to take place.

I guess he wasn't wrong.

[bishop]

He knew this was coming.

He had been working with us,

preparing himself for this

confrontation his entire life.

Unfortunately, I was in another

city when the call came.

That's why we were late.

I'm sorry we couldn't--

We all are.

[uplifting theme playing]

[Trudy]

I'm sorry we doubted you.

[Jason]

We didn't understand.

[Maria]

We were scared.

Confused.

[Tahoma]

I'm sorry I pushed you, man.

[Kyra]

We'll never forget you.

[ominous theme playing]

Soon they'll come to understand

that there's no curse

greater than the curse

of Lilith's revenge.

[ominous theme playing]

[acoustic theme playing]

Damn look at this

sh*t wild

She was so sweet

Young and beautiful

She knew how to please

And stuff in my cubicle

Smoking weed

Having pharmaceuticals

That's what I do

Don't give a f*ck

What you be on

Even though I'm kushing

With the round jewels on

Tanned little daughter

Baby, come and get chilled on

Forever shroomtastic

Got a jimmy like neutron

I get so high

Through the city

Trying to run with spirits

She might judge my body

Make me feel so guilty

I try to run, though

And she still get near me

Yeah, she touched my soul

And made me feel so empty

I try to run even though

She can still get near me

Yeah

She was so sweet

Young and beautiful

She knew how to please

And stuff in my cubicle

Smoking weed

Having pharmaceuticals

That's what I do

Don't give a f*ck

What you be on

Even though I'm kushing

With the round jewels on

Tanned little daughter

Baby, come and get chilled on

Forever shroomtastic

Got a jimmy like neutron

Forever shroomtastic

Got a jimmy like neutron

She come through my dreams

She's so young

And she's so beautiful

Ripping through my mind

Like my favorite song

I try to run

But she won't leave me alone

She touched my soul

And I don't feel it's wrong

Ripping through my mind

Like my favorite song

She touched my soul

And I don't feel it's wrong

[song fades]

[uplifting theme playing]

[ominous theme playing]