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01x02 - Paradiso

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Funeral for a Dog". Aired: March 17, 2022.*
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The journalist Daniel Mandelkern travels to Italy to interview the famous but mysterious novelist Mark Svensson.

01x02 - Paradiso

Post by bunniefuu »

The following programme contains
strong language, scenes of a sexual
nature,

and scenes which some viewers
may find distressing.

and scenes which some viewers
may find distressing.

OK, OK. Shh, Shh.

Pincers.

Pincers.

sh*t.
What?

The bone is completely shattered.

The bone is completely shattered.

We need to amputate...or she dies.

We need to amputate...or she dies.

We don't have a bone saw,
but we need something...similar.

Yeah.

OK.
OK.

OK.

Uh...
Take this. OK?

Uh...
Take this. OK?

Oh, God. Oh, f*ck. Oh, God.

OK.

Argh. f*ck.

Argh. f*ck.

Er... Not right now.

Shh.

Mm.

Have you ever done this before?

Have you ever done this before?

Never.

Yeah, just in theory.

Yeah, just in theory.

The most important thing
is to sew up the edges correctly.

Santos is dead.

Santos is dead.

What?

He is dead. God bless his soul.

f*ck! Guys, we have to leave
before the police gets here.

f*ck! Guys, we have to leave
before the police gets here.

Why? Why? We didn't do anything.
Hey.

A shot was fired
right in front of the foundation.

Don't you see?
No.

Don't you see?
No.

They don't want us here.

The shot is the perfect reason
for them to get rid of you.

They will try to pin it on
the foreigners.

They will try to pin it on
the foreigners.

You gotta go. Hurry up!
f*ck.

Quick, quick, quick!
Here.

OK.
Yes. OK.

Take care. Thank you.

Take care. God be with you.

We will see each other again,
for sure.

We will see each other again,
for sure.

Yeah. OK.

OK. You go.
OK.

OK. Take good care. Bye-bye.

Go!

Go!

Lucky life isn't
one long string of horrors

and there is peace and pleasure
as I lie in between the blows.

and there is peace and pleasure
as I lie in between the blows.

Lucky there is an ocean to come to.

Lucky you can judge yourself
in this water,

and lucky you can purify yourself
over and over again.

and lucky you can purify yourself
over and over again.

Lucky life is like that.

Lucky, lucky life.

This is my favourite poem
by Gerald Stern.

This is my favourite poem
by Gerald Stern.

All right, salut.

Salut.

Kiki.
Mm-hm?

Yeah, that was a nice idea.
More wine, anybody?

Yeah, that was a nice idea.
More wine, anybody?

Uh-huh.

What's going on?

Just tell me.

Well, then, tell him not to. He's
Tuuli's friend, right? Yeah, I did.

Well, then, tell him not to. He's
Tuuli's friend, right? Yeah, I did.

Hey.

I would love to know
what you've been working on.

I would love to know
what you've been working on.

Good night.

Morning.

Good morning. Coffee?

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Samuli is still sleeping?
Yeah.

Since a couple of weeks
he can sleep in again. Good.

Since a couple of weeks
he can sleep in again. Good.

How old is he now?
Just turned nine.

Right.

So he is writing again?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Does it have a name?

He calls it Funeral For A Dog.

But he says
he is not gonna publish it.

But he says
he is not gonna publish it.

So I guess that's
the end of your story.

Why Funeral For A Dog?

Don't ask me.

Don't ask me.

Huh, you haven't read it?

No. He won't let anybody read it.
Not even me.

No. He won't let anybody read it.
Not even me.

Morning.

I think she needs a new name.

I think she needs a new name.

What's wrong with Lula?

She is with us now.
So?

She is with us now.
So?

And one leg is gone.

She is not the same -
she is not Lula any more.

Lua?

Her name is Lua.

Felix!

The dog is called Lua now.

How do you like it?

Ciao, Sami.
Hi, Anna.

Ciao, Laura.

Tuuli.

What is this place?

The Padre said
we would be safe here.

The Padre said
we would be safe here.

Here. And what else did he say?

God bless you.

Wow! That's big enough.

Yeah, it's good.

Yeah, it's good.

As if time is suspended.

You wanna take the sofa, Svensson?

So, Tuuli, then, I guess the both
of us have to share the bed.

So, Tuuli, then, I guess the both
of us have to share the bed.

I think the sofa is mine.

I think the sofa is mine.

..Funeral For A Dog.

Grazie.

OK.

Ah.

Mm. Robby Naish.

Mm. Robby Naish.

Hey, guys.

I got a telegram from the Padre.

OK. What does it say?

OK. What does it say?

They found the guys who shot Santos.

Wow! No!
Who was it?

I don't know. Political opponent.
Honestly, I don't care.

I don't know. Political opponent.
Honestly, I don't care.

We are free, guys.
Libertad, let's celebrate!

Give it to me! Yes!

She walks!
Yes, we see.

Three, two, one, action!

Yes, ooh la la!

Yes, ooh la la!

I like it.

Mm.

Mm.

Do we go back now?
Do we have to go back?

Do we go back now?
Do we have to go back?

It's not about
if you have to go back.

It's if we want to.
We can do anything.

So, we are staying?

Yeah? Yeah?
Yes?

Yeah. Salut to that.
Salut.

Salut to that.

Salut to that.

Hey, you guys want a drink?
Yeah.

Ten fights today.

The smaller ones go first,
and at the end, the main event.

The smaller ones go first,
and at the end, the main event.

All right, I got it.

Wanna bet?

Wanna bet?

Let's have a look first.

What the f*ck!

What the f*ck!

It's so... It's good, right?

And now, ladies and gentlemen.

For the main event...

For the main event...

Jim Morrison against Robby Naish.

OK! All right, let's make a bet.

OK! All right, let's make a bet.

OK, how many wins
does Jim Morrison have?

Forty-three fights. OK, I am betting
on Morrison. Yes, sure, what else?

Forty-three fights. OK, I am betting
on Morrison. Yes, sure, what else?

How much? Cuanto?
How much? How much?

Hey. She is the big prize.

What?!

What?!

You are gambling for me, she says.

All right, I like the idea.
The winning c*ck gets the chick.

All right, I like the idea.
The winning c*ck gets the chick.

All right, then, all right, then.
You're nuts.

Jim will win!
Oh, no. Naish is gonna bang!

Jim will win!
Oh, no. Naish is gonna bang!

f*ck off!

Get it!
Woo!

All right, OK. OK!

Naish, Naish, Naish, come on,
come on. You're a beast!

Naish, Naish, Naish, come on,
come on. You're a beast!

Yes, yes, yes!

Come on!

Come on!

Andale, andale!

Oh!
This is the end.

Oh!
This is the end.

Oh, yeah!
Ahh.

Mm.

Mm.

Robby Naish, the champion c*ck!

Robby Naish, the champion c*ck!

Come on.
I can see the stars.

OK.

OK.

Woo-hoo!

I'm a dolphin!

Hey, Mark!

Hey, Mark!

Mark, come here!

It's nice!

Hey.

Hey.

Mark, come here!