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01x06 - Froglegs

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Funeral for a Dog". Aired: March 17, 2022.*
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The journalist Daniel Mandelkern travels to Italy to interview the famous but mysterious novelist Mark Svensson.

01x06 - Froglegs

Post by bunniefuu »

The following programme contains
strong language, scenes of a sexual
nature and scenes of drug use.

The following programme contains
strong language, scenes of a sexual
nature and scenes of drug use.

Yo, Rio! I need the four
for the 23 ASAP!

Move it, man!

Watch.

Watch.

..that there have been attacks
in two American cities.

In Washington, the Pentagon
is currently on fire.

In Washington, the Pentagon
is currently on fire.

Airplanes flew into the World
Trade centres in New York.

And there, the second tower,
the front tower,

And there, the second tower,
the front tower,

the top portion is collapsing.

Good Lord. There are no words.

What are you doing?
Hey, guys, stop it!

Are you insane?

Is it true, what he said?
What is true?

What are you talking about?

Tuuli, is it true...

Tuuli, is it true...

..what Felix said?

I can't do this now!

I said I can't -
You can't do what?

Decide?

What do you mean, decide?
Here, Tuuli.

What do you mean, decide?
Here, Tuuli.

They obviously don't mean anything
any more.

You have to decide.

Please.
Him....

Mark.
..or me.

Stop this.

Stop this.

Nein.

This...is so f*cked up.

Hey.

Aghh!

Ow!

Come here, Puffy!

Hey.

I can hear you!
The rest of the world hears you.

I can hear you!
The rest of the world hears you.

And the people...

What the hell, Mark?

It's nothing.

How could that happen?

How could that happen?

Go home, buddy. Let Felix and Tuuli
take care of you.

I can't, Oscar.

I can't, Oscar.

I can't.

USA! USA! USA!

Ah.

Look who's talking, right?!

You wouldn't get off that...

I lifted it up
and I must have cut myself.

You should go see a doctor.

You are not from here.
No.

I left right after it happened.
Took me two days to get here.

I left right after it happened.
Took me two days to get here.

I went to art school in Chicago,
and after I graduated, I stayed.

I went to art school in Chicago,
and after I graduated, I stayed.

I work mornings in a restaurant
and afternoons in a museum.

What's the restaurant called?

What's the restaurant called?

What?
The restaurant.

What is the name of the restaurant?
Oh. The Merry Canary!

Suddenly, leaving felt so easy!

Suddenly, leaving felt so easy!

Cheers.

Cheers.
Cheers.

Cheers.
Cheers.

I have been taking pictures of dust
and rubble for two days straight.

The city is much nicer than I
expected. Despite the devastation.

The city is much nicer than I
expected. Despite the devastation.

To ruins.

To people.

To people.

May I?

OK.

Sorry. Do you know where Mark is?

I don't know.

Is this for your exhibition?

Is this for your exhibition?

I don't know yet.

These are great.
OK. Cut the crap, Tuuli.

These are great.
OK. Cut the crap, Tuuli.

Your story is everywhere.

Can you imagine what it's like
to live in this house with him?

Can you imagine what it's like
to live in this house with him?

With his silence
and constant doubts?

You have no idea
what I've done for Mark.

You have no idea
what I've done for Mark.

But he loves you. He thinks
you shine like the sun.

You know what I think?

You're an all f*cking absorbing
black hole.

Please don't you tell me who I am.

You don't know sh*t about my life.

We all have to deal with our past.

Even you, Tuuli.

Even you, Tuuli.

I think you gonna like it.

I think you gonna like it.

Yeah?
Yeah, they are good people.

Different.
OK.

But good.

But good.

Oh, God!

Hi!
Oh, hi, I'm looking for Super-g*y.

Yeah, John is upstairs.
Alright! Have a good night.

Yeah, John is upstairs.
Alright! Have a good night.

Come on!

I lost hope, it flew away.

It just flew away.

Mrs Kaufmann!
Welcome to the embassy!

Mrs Kaufmann!
Welcome to the embassy!

How are you?
I'm good.

This is my friend Mark from Germany.

Oh, he seems all right.

Super-g*y.

This is Lua.

Oh, guten tag, Herr Hund!

Oh!
Oh!

Showdown!

Boom! Boom!

Want some?

No, I don't do coke.

No, I don't do coke.

But you could, you know?

You would feel better.

No, I would feel terrible.

No, I would feel terrible.

You're weird.

Sweet, but super weird.

God bless America!

God bless America!

I'm leaving.
What?

I'm leaving.
What?

I have to go!
Why?

Are you all right?

I don't know.

Read it.

Or call me.
And don't forget your dog.

Or call me.
And don't forget your dog.

Thank you!

OK.

You ain't got no game!

You ain't got no game!

Shhh.

Sir?

Sir?

Ja.

Wow! My... Oh!

Sir, I bet you can't do it again.

Go again.

I bet you a ten
you don't do it again.

Do you even have a ten, kiddo?

What you got?

Here we go.

I knew he wasn't gonna make it!
Same!

You wanna go again, sir?
Yoyo and me?

No, my friend.

No, my friend.

I don't do two-on-ones any more.

What?

Thanks.
Komm.

Well, I'm just gonna keep this.
Wait, that's my money! Yo!

Well, I'm just gonna keep this.
Wait, that's my money! Yo!

He's not picking up.

He's not picking up.

Give him some time.
I'm worried.

Where did he go?
I don't know. He'll find a hotel.

Where did he go?
I don't know. He'll find a hotel.

Sooner or later, he'll be back,
and then we talk about it.

Talk about it?

Yeah, we should have talked about it
like adults, not like teenagers.

Yeah, we should have talked about it
like adults, not like teenagers.

Toronto might be an option.

Toronto might be an option.

We can take a train
and fly to Europe from there.

Look at her. Just the face.

Look at her. Just the face.

It's pretty amazing.

Really. It's all there.

That's on the corner of Bleecker
and Lafayette.

That's on the corner of Bleecker
and Lafayette.

Yeah, that's where I was too.
A little south.

I was sh*t scared.

You look like you lost something.

You look like you stole something.

How do you know?

It's in your eyes.

It's in your eyes.

You're staring at something bigger.
Like a monster.

I don't know.

I think you do.

I think you do.

I think these pictures are great,
Kiki.

Thanks. You should keep it.

Thanks.

Listen, here's an idea.

Listen, here's an idea.

Have you been sleeping in the car?

Wow!

You can't see it from here.

You can't see it
because there is nothing left.

This hotel is mad expensive.

This hotel is mad expensive.

It would be expensive, but I think
nobody stays downtown any more.

Nobody else wants to be here.

I do. I want to be here.

I do. I want to be here.

Chatham, Hama Hama.

Chatham, Hama Hama.

Royal Miyagi, Naked Cowboy.
Do you like oysters?

And stretch.
Come on, stretch up. That's it.

..prayer for the
people whose lives were lost here.

..prayer for the
people whose lives were lost here.

Oh, please, not him again.

..but he recovered...

..to win or to triumph.
Ah, lass mal. Wait.

..without dying
or becoming immortal.

..without dying
or becoming immortal.

c*ck fights are exactly that.

Interested in c*ck fights?

Have you seen one?
No, it's cruel.

Have you seen one?
No, it's cruel.

It is.

To quote on the great
essay on c*ck-fighting

by the passionate sports fan
and anthropologist Clifford Geertz,

by the passionate sports fan
and anthropologist Clifford Geertz,

'We go to c*ck fights
to find out what a man...'

Um... Do you know
where they keep the glasses?

Um... Do you know
where they keep the glasses?

# Spooky

# Spooky

Hey!

What's that?

It's their specialty. Want to try?

It's their specialty. Want to try?

What is it?
It's a frog.

What is it?
It's a frog.

Frog legs!

Ew!
Yeah!

Mm.

I am thinking about
going back to Chicago.

I am thinking about
going back to Chicago.

Really?
Yeah.

I wasn't expecting this.

Tell me about Chicago.

Tell me about your family.
I want to know everything.

Tell me about your family.
I want to know everything.

Everything? OK!

You want to show me
where you are from? Fox Point.

Under one condition.
You show me where you grew up.

Hagen?! No, you don't want
to see this. Believe me.

But we could go to Berlin.

Mm.
Or Paris

Or to Italy.

Or to Italy.

Ooh!

No, not Italy. Let's do Paris first.

Pick up.

Pick up.

"Hi, this is
Mark Svensson's mailbox.

"Hi, this is
Mark Svensson's mailbox.

Please leave a message
after the beep."

"TUULI: Mark, it's me again.

How are you? And where are you?

How are you? And where are you?

Sami is fine.

I'd like you to..."

I just want to see you.

# Spooky

# Spooky

Um...

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Who was that?

Just a fan. A crazy fan.

OK.

Komm, wir gehen rein.

# ALISE JOSTE: Ill-Omened

# ALISE JOSTE: Ill-Omened

# Was it me

# That made you believe

# That made you believe

# That we would go

# That we would go

# So much further

# Than we could

# Than we could

# And now we stand

# And wait to see

# If we will really fail

# If we will really fail

# Will really fail

# And if we do

# And if we do

# Well, it probably was meant
to be this way

# Well, it probably was meant
to be this way

# Meant to be this way #