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01x05 - The Summer with Sinking (Friend) Ships

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Forever Summer: Hamptons". Aired: July 15, 2022.*
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The coming-of-age docusoap follows a group of college-aged friends from different socio-economic backgrounds, who spend their summer working at a seaside restaurant in the Hamptons by day, and partying in town by night.

01x05 - The Summer with Sinking (Friend) Ships

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[dance music]

- Touch me. I f*cking dare you.
- No, no. No, no, no, no.

Watch yourself.

Oh, God.

- Don't f*cking touch me.
- [indistinct shouting]

- No! No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
- I will f*cking knock you out.

Not at my f*cking birthday party. Come on!

This is my party.
We're not f*cking doing that here.

- [Juliet] No. Guys!
- This is so bad.

Guys, guys.
Take a breath, take a breath.

This is my f*cking party.
We're not doing it.

- [indistinct]
- You know what? f*ck all...

We're not doing that.
We're not doing sh*t.

- [Ilan] You don't understand, like...
- [Reid] No, no, no, no.

- [Reid] We're not doing it here.
- Are you guys fighting?

Calm down! No, no. We're not doing
this here. Absolutely f*cking not.

- He's talking sh*t...
- Yeah, but you came

- into our conversation...
- Oh, my God.

- I don't give a f*ck.
- [Reid] Ilan!

I know you don't give a f*ck,
but that's the point.

- I'll even give you three punches.
- No. Guys!

I don't need any punches.

- I want you f*cking knock me out.
- Ilan! Ilan! Aah!

Psychos.

Can we just shut up?
Can we just shut the f*ck up?

- All right, fine.
- [Emelye] Okay, no fighting. Come on.

Oh my... oh, God!

Come on.

- Ouch. Did he seriously...?
- How 'bout us?

Chill, brotha. Chill.

Oy vey!

♪ ♪

[Avery]
They say all's well that ends well...

but I'm not so sure.

Now that my so-called bestie, Reid, not
only blew up Ilan's spot with Addison...

Ilan also went on a blind date
with another girl.

Sorry.

But he also hung me out to dry
with Emily.

Reid is talking sh*t between
the two of us. It's a f*cking problem.

And now I don't know
where our friendships go from here.

It would be so nice if we could all just
get along and be friends.

Meanwhile...
has Habs flexed his dating muscles?

- So, you're single?
- I am.

So... [clicks tongue]

And Juliet planned a future with Tony.

My mom was like,
"If you want to let Tony know,

like, he can have
my engagement ring."

- I knew your mom liked me, but Jesus.
- [laughing]

I'm looking forward
to hanging out with Frankie.

- You want to learn how to surf?
- So bad.

- I'll teach you.
- Text me, and I'll be there.

♪ ♪

Ooh, it smells! Oh, my God.

Unbelievable.

Oof. You have got to be kidding.

Hello?!

What's up?

Ilan? That garbage bin, it smelled.

- I know, it's bad.
- I almost, you know... I have a gag reflex.

- I know.
- It's disgusting.

I know.

I know you're hoping to marry a woman
that cooks some day.

You're not gonna marry a woman
that's gonna clean that trash up,

- because I won't let her into my home.
- I know.

Any woman willing to clean that stuff up
after you...

[Ilan] I agree.

Is not getting past me.

I'm thinking maids. Yeah.

- Come on, Munch.
- I know.

Come on, Munch.
That's just so irresponsible.

- I know. I got ya.
- Okay.

I got ya. I'll do it tomorrow.

So, tell me what's going on with work.

- Work is good.
- Tell me what's going on with your life.

Tell me about everything. You wanna
sit down? Because my foot hurts.

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
So, basically, like,

I got myself into a little,
like, situation.

What happened?

Umm... So I got set up
on a blind date, right?

With Sophia. But it complicates later.

I went on a date with this girl, Addison.

Isn't she the one you cooked for?

Yes. Exactly, yeah. And it was
a nice date, you know?

We had a good time,
but I ended up liking Sophia.

She's a beautiful fit for me.
She's an artist, she's pretty.

For you... she's Jewish. And...

You're not picking a wife,
you're picking a daughter-in-law.

Exactly. And then this party comes along
at Blue Mar, and Addison's there.

And Reid told her about
the blind date that I had with Sophia

and, like, specifics about my date
and the fact that I liked her.

Sounds like he's a troublemaker.

He is. So, I was trying
to be understanding to Reid.

I was like,
"Listen, dude, I'm kind of upset,

because, you know,
you're 0 for 2 with me."

The first time, I told him about
an argument that I saw... and everyone saw.

Like, after one of the first nights,
we all hung out at the bonfire.

Right. Between who and who?

- Between this couple, Emelye and Hunter.
- Mmm...

And I said to Reid, "75% chance,
had nothing to do with me.

25% chance,
had everything to do with me."

I don't even get that statement.

- Listen...
- Could have been an ego statement.

- I know. It was kind of...
- That was a little bit much, Ilan.

Yeah. Well, that's why I'm fessin'...
I'm fessin' up to it.

Honestly, there are girls

- that are not obsessed with you.
- I'm fessin' up to it. I know, I know.

But at the same time, Reid told Hunter.

So I get confronted by Hunter and Emelye,
sitting down literally, like, right here.

And this guy, literally, like, he's like
threatening to kick my teeth in.

Not after what I spent in orthodontia.
Forget that.

- Exactly.
- No way.

And then, when I confront Reid
about the Addison situation,

Hunter comes in there out of nowhere,
and like, goes up into my face again...

Hunter again?

Trying to intimidate me.

So, have you ever owned what you said
about Hunter's girlfriend to Hunter?

Not to Hunter, but I did to everyone else.

- You're kind of avoiding the point here.
- What?

The first interaction he has with you,
you're talking smack about, like,

'his girlfriend's probably into me'?
Come on!

Ilan, that was really, really all ego,

and you've gotta own that
because that's ridiculous. Okay?

- I am owning that.
- So, own it.

But you didn't own it to him.
Don't own it with everybody else.

Because he doesn't want
to talk about that.

He just wants to f*cking get
in my face and be manly around me.

So, tell him, "Look, I know you don't
wanna talk about this,

you wanna just get in my face."
And if he's still an A-hole after that...

If he's still a c*ck...

- then it's on him.
- Then it's on him.

"c*ck," is that... is that a word?

"c*ck." I don't know.
I kind of just went for it. [laughing]

- [laughing]
- I don't know. It just popped out.

Stop it, Ilan.

[exclamatory grunt]

- Hey, yo, boys, what's good?
- What's up?

All blue.

Were you golfing before this?

No. This is how I dress.
You guys wanna play two-on-two, or...

[Harrison] Yeah, let's do twos.

All right, let's play ball.
You're goin' down.

No, you. Let's go. Come on.
We're about to slow crush 'em.

- [indistinct]
- Yeah.

[indistinct] say what. Say what.
[laughing]

- Out.
- [Frankie] Whoo hoo hoo!

Habs, you just do all the work.

[Habs]
I'm a baller. Four years of varsity.

[Frankie] Money. See, I was a wrestler.
You can't expect me to be good.

[Habs]
[grunting] Ahh, dude!

[Frankie]
Get out of my face. Get out of my face.

[Zed]
[scoffs] What?

[Frankie] Whoo! Ahh!

All right, that's game. Water?

- Yeah.
- All right, word. Good game.

- You good? Want a water?
- Yeah.

- I got you. They're in my car.
- No, I want a hot coffee. [laughing]

Delicious espresso.

[Harrison] It's hot.

[Zed] Heck yeah. I'm sweating out liquor.

[Frankie] Them things cold?

These here are bussin'.
They're cold as heck.

[Frankie] Oh, my God.

Frankie, Frankie, Frankie, Frankie.

[Zed] Ugh.

[Habs] Dude, it's really frickin'
humid out. That was a good game, though.

[Frankie] Habs...

I just realized that you
were not at the party.

Dude, I was, um... I went out with Simone.
I went mini-golfing.

- You did?
- Yeah.

Thank God, Habs. I've been waiting for you
to f*cking talk to a girl.

[Habs] Um, but...

[Frankie] Were you guys vibing?

Not really, no.

She like, stays home and stuff.

I like to go out.

Do you want to date her
or, like, just like...

Umm... No.

- Ah.
- [Zed and Harrison laughing]

Kind of upset I missed Blue Mar, bro.
But how was it? What happened?

Bro, it was, like, kinda sus.

[Zed] Yeah, it was weird.

Like, Ilan and Hunter, like,
almost, like, fought.

They were just, like, talking sh*t
back and forth to each other again.

I walked in there, and I'm like,
"Aw, this again, bro?"

I was just, like, trying to break it up,

'cause obviously, like, Hunter would
beat Ilan's a*s. [laughing]

I mean, like, once he starts swinging,
there's no, like... he doesn't really stop.

I know. I'm like, "You're beefing with,
like, the only person

I would not beef with here."

Just because Hunter's talking
sh*t to him,

and like, Ilan's gotta talk sh*t back,
'cause that's who he is.

It's like...
That's what city people do.

- They have their words.
- [Harrison] Yeah.

- [Frankie] But...
- That's awkward.

- That is awkward.
- [Zed] That's tough.

The other awkward thing was, like,
me and, like, Shannon and Avery thing,

'cause I had to talk
to Shannon and, like...

- Yeah.
- Talk to Avery.

Me and Shannon just,
like, ended as friends,

and then so I'm in the clear
for Avery now.

Sorry, Shannon.

See you later.

But then I set up a little surfing date
for me and Avery.

You did?

[Zed] What's your endgame with Avery?

I mean, if I end up, like, really liking
her and, like, turns out, like, sick,

like, yeah,
I won't get with any other girls.

I mean, she is,
like, dateable. Obviously.

- Simp, simp.
- [Zed] Yeah.

- Simp.
- Simp? Simp is, like, the right word.

I've said too much. [laughs]

- Hi.
- Hello. This is Bodie.

Hello, Bodie.

- He's being slightly difficult.
- Oh my gosh!

Well, he can be difficult,
'cause he's cute.

I gotta give him attention first,
and then I'll say hi to you. [chuckles]

[chuckles] Okay.

- Hello!
- That's what he wants.

- Ooh, you match my outfit.
- [Lottie laughs]

- How are you? You look cute.
- Good. So do you.

[Lottie] How have you been?
I haven't seen you since, um...

- The... yeah.
- Reid's party.

[Avery] Yeah. Definitely have been better.

[Lottie] Are you talking about, like,
what happened with Emelye?

Yeah.

- Should we sit here?
- Sit here? Yeah.

All I know is that, like,
Milo had mentioned to me...

- Yeah.
- Like, what was going on.

But, like, nothing, you know,
directly from the source, so...

Um, Emelye at the party was like,

"It was so mature of you
to say 'f*ck you.'"

I'm like, "No, what's immature is
you sending that text and being like,

'Avery's getting sucked
into Shannon, Milo, Lottie.'"

And I think I've, you know,
started hanging out with you guys,

but I wouldn't say "sucked in."

- Yeah.
- Um...

finally Reid goes,
"Avery, like, I love you,

but I have to take
Emelye's side on this.

Like, I do think
you're getting sucked in."

And I'm like... "What?

You were literally
just saying that I'm in the right.

Don't tell me this and then tell her
something different.

Seemed like Reid didn't really have
your back from the beginning.

Well, no. And now that I'm, like,
thinking about sh*t,

I'm, like, putting all
the pieces together now that

any type of issue
he's somehow been at the center of.

I don't know. I just don't trust him as
far as I could throw him.

- Yeah.
- Because he's, like, flip-flopping on you,

which is just, like, strange.
And, like, I don't like

this term that's being thrown around.
"Sucked in."

Like, I don't know what that means.

- No.
- Like, that's a little strange to me.

I don't know. I just think he, like, is
a little cuckoo and needs to, like, relax.

I feel like I can't trust him,
I can't talk to him.

And I'm not, honestly,
as mad at Emelye...

- Yeah.
- As I am Reid.

Like, I would still
like to hang out with her.

- Mm-hmm.
- I have tried

just as much to be your friend. You have
just been more willing than she has.

And I'm more than happy to, like,
hang out with all of us.

- I'm not trying to exclude her.
- Yeah.

'Cause I do think you guys would all get
along really f*cking well

I get what you're saying, 100%.
Yeah. Well...

- Sucks.
- Um...

on Thursday I'm having,
like, a boat party.

- Oh! So fun!
- Obviously, you're invited.

You're invited,
but, um, let's invite her...

- Yeah.
- So she feels included

and not, like, on the outskirts.

'Cause I don't want anyone
to feel like that.

No. I think that's a good idea.

And also I don't want her to feel,
like, further excluded.

That would put more
tension on, like, your situation.

Yeah. I'm so excited
for summer fun kind of day.

- Yeah.
- Are you eating the bread? Stop.

Don't eat that, you little rascal.

Aww. I want a puppy now.

♪ ♪

- How we doing?
- Good morning.

- Hey. How are you?
- Hello.

- We have to clean up cigarettes?
- We have tons.

So, I guess Reid gets paid to just sit
there all day while we do the tough work.

Yeah, while we do...

- I guess that's just how life is, right?
- Seems right.

f*cking Reid, bro'.

Reid, you keeping busy, bud?

I mean, I'm watching the water, so kinda.
I'm enjoying watching you guys do it.

- Yeah? You do?
- [laughing] Yeah.

I'm sure you do, I'm sure you do.

- Hey, Habs.
- How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Good, good. Long time no see.
How is everything?

I know. It's been a while. I've been good.
How about you?

Good, good.
I haven't seen you working here.

So, you're on a different day shift
than me, or...?

Yeah. I usually do, like,
Wednesdays and Thursdays.

But Frankie isn't here,
so I picked up another day. I needed it.

I'm gonna try the...
lobster salad sandwich.

Okay.

I think that's a fantastic choice.
There you go.

- Thank you.
- [Avery] All right, all good?

And then they'll bring it out to you.

Okay. Thank you.

[Ilan] Thank you.

I've never seen these before,
which I'm interested in.

I don't... I didn't know we sold chips
or stuff like that, but you know...

- Where have you been?
- [both laughing]

[Avery]
I'm just gonna go on a quick break.

- Alright, cool.
- Okay, cool.

- Hi.
- Hello.

[Shannon] So, what's new?

- What is new?
- Oh, my God. I like your nails!

- These are new. Thank you.
- Really cute.

- [Avery laughing]
- Those look really good.

Thank you. Um, so I was
with Lottie yesterday. And the puppy.

- Yeah, she told me.
- So frickin' cute.

- How was it?
- It was good.

She gave me some really good advice.
Just like, all the whole...

kind of drama from the other night.

- Yeah.
- And, like, with Reid and I right now,

it's, like, weird.

It's not that Emelye and I are, like,
in this big, like, fight or anything.

But I don't think I'm gonna have time

to see her before
the boat party, and like...

- Yeah.
- And I'm just gonna give her, like,

an awkward smile and... I don't know.

I think it'll be fun.

What are you gonna wear, speaking of?

So, I have a bikini.

Ooh! I would hope so!

I hear it might be themed.
Did you hear that?

- Yeah. Hawaiian.
- Mm-hmm.

I ordered, like,
sh*t-tons of leis on Amazon.

- [gasps] Perfect!
- So, I... yeah, no,

- I have enough for everyone.
- Okay, you're gonna give one to me.

- Yeah.
- I was about to say, "Oh my God.

I didn't order anything."

Yeah, no, I have so many.

[laughing]

- Seasoned waffle fries.
- Ooh.

What's up, guys?

- Hey! How are you?
- Hi.

Good. How are you guys?

You look so good.

Thanks. I just came from an interview.

- Okay.
- Uh, yeah.

- For what?
- Um,

for trying to be a software engineer
for the summer.

- Okay.
- Uh, yeah. So, it went pretty well.

I don't know. But I'm glad to be
doing this afterwards, like...

Aww.
You just need to relax.

Because I was freaking out about it
this morning, but...

Where would the job be if you...

It's based in New York City, the company.
It's a bank there.

- Okay.
- It would start, like, um,

end of the summer.
Probably, like, October kind of thing.

- So, yeah, I'm just trying to do that.
- Look at you!

- Trying to make some goals, you know?
- Big boy stuff.

- [laughing]
- Amazing.

Yeah. Thanks, guys.
I appreciate the hype-up.

[laughing]

You wanna cheers with your water?

Cheers, everyone.
Cheers!

All right, everybody. I've got
the mozzarella sticks...

- Thank you so much.
- Your lobster roll.

- Perfect.
- Thank you so much.

- Thank you!
- Enjoy.

- I love life.
- [laughs]

- Is this butter?
- Yeah.

Yeah. What's going on
with your guys' lives?

Um, my mom's not renting
the house anymore,

so Hunter and I, we're moving back
to my house really soon.

- Nice.
- I wanna visit.

You should.

Yes, yes. I love pre-gaming at your house.
It's fun.

Yes, please come.
My mom lets me do whatever I want.

- Oh, really?
- My sister's like, "This is not fair."

- Like...
- Older siblings have it tough...

- I know!
- Because they've been through it.

- Also, the first girl, too, like...
- Yeah, even with me,

- like, I'm the only girl.
- Yeah.

Like, my mom doesn't, like, care,
but my dad does, I guess.

- Oh my God.
- I've never in my life

even asked my dad if
I can have a little sleepover with Tony.

Like, obviously, like, I want my dad
to meet my boyfriend.

- Yeah.
- He hasn't met him yet?

- No, he's nev...
- Oh my God.

He never has. And, like, Tony leaves
next week for school, so like...

Aww.

I don't know.

Well, what I was gonna say was
Lottie invited me on her boat on Thursday.

- Oh, really?
- So, do you guys wanna come?

- Of course!
- Yeah. Are we invited?

- Yeah, she said bring whoever you want.
- I was gonna say...

And I said, "Okay."

I was gonna say, like, did she say
my name specifically? Or...

Yeah, did she specify?

No. She sent me a huge text
and she's like,

"Anyone else you would like
to invite to be there, let me know."

- Okay. Whatever.
- No, obviously you're coming.

Yeah. But I feel like, after the fight
with Avery, like...

- Have you spoken to Avery since then?
- I haven't talked to Avery. No. Have you?

Me either. She avoided me at work today.
Like, literally avoided me.

- Oh God.
- Horrible.

Usually, she comes and visits me
at my post, you know?

Like, it's really easy to be like,
"Hey, Reid" or something like that.

I mean, I could have said the same,
but like, I was, like,

waiting for her to say something.
I don't know.

But maybe there's a little
bad blood still. I don't know.

Well, me and Tony are coming regardless,
because, you know, I love boats.

But I got very much, like,
stale bread vibes from Lottie.

Yeah! That's a good analogy.

Like, nothing bad. Like, it's not bad
to be boring, but I'm just like...

We still wanna go to her party, though.

Right? [laughing] We're so fake.

It'll kind of be like, "Hey."

Thank you so much for the boat party.

[Juliet's watch] Not sure I understand.

- Oh.
- That's...

- Me either.
- That scared me.

[laughing]

- Boats look nice.
- Yeah, this is exciting.

Todd got us the boat?

- Yeah.
- Awesome.

He knows them through captaining,
so he was able to get us a deal.

- Oh. So nice of him.
- Does he captain?

- Yeah.
- Oh. sh*t.

He should have come.
I still have not met him.

- Is Todd real?
- One day.

Yeah. Shannon met him.

Yeah, I met him. He's nice.

- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.

- Aww.
- Super tall, cute.

- [laughs]
- What's up, guys?

- Hi.
- Hey.

- Thank you for the invite.
- How's it going?

- Of course!
- Hey, guys. What's goin' on?

We need to get you a lei.

- Welcome to the Hamptons.
- Oh. Thank you.

Ha. Yes.

Does that mean
I made it to the next round?

[giggles] Yeah.

Hey, Milo. Hey, Shannon.
What's up? How are ya?

- How's it going?
- Good. I'm so excited for this boat.

- Thank you for inviting me.
- Hi.

I got a present for you, bro.

I need it. I wasn't...
Honestly, I kind of fit in to whatever...

No, you look great.

Cute skirt, all of us.

I know! [laughing] I saw you guys
and I was like,

"Oh my God. We're all wearing
the same outfit."

- [Avery] Oh my God.
- [Habs] Yo, what's good, Zed?

- [Ilan] All right, Zed.
- [Lottie] Hi.

- 'Sup, guys?
- How's it going?

- Good. How are you?
- Oh.

[Avery] Ew.

[Hunter]
I'm gonna get slammed tonight.

[Emelye] No, you're not.

I'm gonna get slammed, you gotta...
You're gonna fight Avery...

- I'm not fighting.
- You'll be okay.

[Habs]
Oh, sh**t. The whole g*ng. What's up?

- Hey!
- Hi.

The crew.

So, everyone, thank you so much
for making it.

- [Hunter] Thank you for having us.
- [Habs] Yeah. Thank you!

- [Habs] This is great. This is it.
- My boyfriend, Todd, hooked it up

through his captaining connections.

[Emelye] Whoo!

[Lottie] The boats are ready for us.
We have the blue boat.

- [Reid] Ooh.
- And then, the one with the red awning.

- [Reid] Ohh.
- We have to, unfortunately, split up.

But when we all come together,
we can all bounce around.

All right, let's go and have a great time!

[cheering]

Let's go. I'm so pumped for this.

You guys ready? Let's go.

Have the best time ever on your boat.

Blue boat, baby. This is the one to be on.

That step's a little sus.

- [Hunter] To the best boat.
- [Juliet] To the best boat.

[Emelye] Cheers.

Why's everyone on that boat?

[laughing]

These m*therf*ckers?

Bye!

- f*ck them.
- No... [laughing]

- Bye!
- Bye!

[Ilan] Bye! [chuckles]

I'm so fake.

Yo-h*!

- [laughing]
- [Habs] Let's go, baby.

[kissing sounds]

[Hunter] Whoo-hoo!

Yeah. Hey, guys.

Avery won't even f*cking wave to me
right now. Is this real life?

Like what the f*ck?

I don't think she likes you anymore.

[Reid] Bro, I feel it.

[Reid] I'm so ready on this boat.
f*ck that boat.

I wanna bring this to our house,
since we have no cups.

But you're moving out,
so why should I get cups?

We're all moving out.

I'm staying there with Robert.

What? You're staying there?

- Mm-hmm.
- Are you serious? You're staying there?

For another month.

[Reid]
You gotta wear a life jacket, though.

- Really?
- Month or two, we'll see how it goes.

[Shannon] Hello.

- [Reid] Say hi.
- [Shannon] Hi.

Whenever your
mom starts yelling at you...

You just come away
to the f*cking crib.

- No. I won't be back there.
- I'll be there with a cigar.

[belches]

[Lottie] I wanna open this.

- [Lottie shrieks]
- [Shannon] Oh, f*ck!

[Habs] Yeah, Lottie!

[Shannon] Yas! Okay.

[Shannon] Avery's hot.
Oh yeah, this is everything.

[Shannon] You look really good.
Avery, you look great. This is sexy.

[Reid] Take a shot with me.
Thanks. Oh, that's good.

Oh, it's gold. It's gold.

- Yeah, I like tequila.
- [Reid] It's my favorite.

Yeah. So good.

[gagging]

That's fine.

[Tony] Wow! That's fancy!

[Ilan]
Did you see, by the way, that I DM'd you?

Like, so I found a picture of Todd.

- [laughing] What?!
- You found a picture of Todd?!

[Shannon] And DM'd it to her?

Yeah. I was like,
this guy is an absolute stud.

Where'd you find a picture of him?

On your Instagram.

Oh.

He's a city boy.

You're just, like, hating on Ilan.

She's like, "Yeah, like, my boyfriend's
so much more attractive than you."

And I'm like...

- Than you?
- Yeah, than me.

- Wow. That was rude.
- It was pretty rude.

It was, it was. But I was okay with it.

I think he's just trying to f*ck
whatever walks.

Hey, I won't lie.
Todd looks like a f*cking stud.

Look forward to meeting him.

You will meet Todd, yeah. Hopefully.

[Hunter]
Ilan's a f*cking shmuck. [laughing]

- [Hunter] Yo!
- [Reid] Who was that?

Habtamu, I thought you were gonna
Mary Poppins it.

Yo, look.

You have company.

- I missed you.
- I know.

- Oh my God. Sorry.
- [laughing]

- No, but...
- Kinda bad.

All, like, awkward looks across the boat.

I know. I'm like... I'm like, "Hi."

- Yeah.
- "Hi. Are you gonna talk to me today?"

- I love you.
- I just wanted to say hi.

We're gonna be fun and be friendly today.

Yeah. We're gonna have fun. Boom. Boom.

[laughing] Don't test me.
I just hugged you. Don't test me.

As long as we're
beefing or whatever,

I think it would be better
to have one conversation

and get it over with.

Come sit with me and
talk about it for a second,

and then we're fine.

I think that today I just wanna chill,
have fun with everyone,

- and then we can talk another day.
- 100%. Okay.

I'm gonna go back to the other boat.

I'm coming on.

No, you're not. No, you're not.
No, you're not.

You're staying on this boat.

- [Juliet] That was a little weird.
- [Reid] Yeah.

Why do you need a whole separate,
like, occasion?

- Agreed.
- We're all right here together.

And I was being very amicable
about it, too. You know what I'm saying?

'Cause, like, you're a good person, and I
know you're gonna be like, "Oh," like...

Ugh. That was mad annoying, to be honest.

Respect for you, though, for trying.

I tried. I didn't want to be rude.
I want to be friendly.

Thank you.

- [Shannon] No. Milo...
- [Milo] No, I'm sorry, it's freezing out.

How am I looking? How am I looking?

Avery, give it to me.
How do I look in these?

- I look better.
- Ha! Okay.

But I'm not comparing myself to you.

I'm comparing myself to, like,
I don't know. Other men? I'm lost.

Then, you know what?
You win. You look great.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Thank you.

Should I go hit Ilan?

[Emelye] No.

By the way, where's Frankie?

Um...

[Ilan] Have you guys...
Have you guys spoken to Frankie?

- Nope.
- Oh, he's sick. He's sick. He's sick.

- [Avery] Yeah.
- But, I mean, he texted me

and told me you
guys were going on a date.

[Avery] Yeah. I talked to him yesterday.

[Ilan] That's exciting, though.

- I'm really excited.
- [Avery] We'll see.

[Ilan] Yeah.

I'll beat that city kid's face in.

Stop.

I feel like Hunter's talking
about me right now.

- Why?
- He keeps, like, looking

and pointing at me.
Like, looking at me all...

Pssh. I don't care.

f*ck that kid. Dude, he's a f*ck.

[Milo] Like, I didn't even [indistinct]

[Ilan] Sorry, guys.

- [Lottie] Are you actually swimming?
- No, I'm not f*cking swimming.

[Lottie] Oh.

- What's good?
- What's goin' on?

Ah, same old sh*t.

- You wanna talk a little bit?
- What you got on mind?

I don't know. I wanted to speak to you
because of, like,

last week and everything that happened.

I know the first time we
hung out and, like, I said to Reid, um...

Like, you were fighting the entire night.

I was like, "75% it has nothing
to do with me, 25% it does."

And that was douchey,
and I will take responsibility for that,

and I will apologize for that.
I shouldn't have said that,

because it wasn't right in that situation.

The only problem I have with you is just
that you had my girl's name in your mouth.

That's the only problem.

- But I... that's the thing, I don't.
- But that's it.

- That's the thing, I don't.
- You said she was trying

to scheme on you, though. It's like...

But there was a 25% chance
that I thought she did.

I don't give a sh*t about percentages,
about statistics...

But, like, a 25% chance is what I said.

- I don't care.
- And I was wrong.

You were a f*cking dickhead about it.
That's what I'm saying.

I'm sure I was, and if you want to talk
about it, we can talk about it.

I'm not gonna talk about it.
I have a problem with you, that's it.

Yeah, you just don't like me
and you're okay with that?

100%.

Okay, okay. I'm okay with that.

I'm not shaking your hand, either.

You're not shaking my hand?
You're really, like, that disrespectful?

That's how I roll.

Okay. Okay. Have a good one.

- [Carolina indistinct]
- Yes! Yes, yes!

I knew [indistinct]

Was that, like, an aggressive
conversation or a friendly one?

I apologized, and then he was like,
"Oh, I won't shake your hand."

I'm not taking apologies.

Like, what, you think I'm a f*cking saint?
Like, I'm not.

Are we five years old? Like, you're not
gonna shake my f*cking hand?

[Carolina] This towel is the best ever.
It's really keeping me warm.

- Is it?
- [Reid mischievously laughing]

- Oh, I was literally about...
- Hey!

Literally about to say,
"Carolina, have you met Reid?"

- How are ya?
- Do you guys know each other?

I met Reid when I was working.

[Ilan] This kid's so lazy,
it's not even funny.

What did he say?!

Sit in a lifeguard chair all day
while we're f*cking working our asses off.

It's my job to lifeguard. My job.

I love those glasses though.

Didn't Gigi Hadid wear those?

You think I'm not mad at you because
you're complimenting my glasses?

- You're mad at me?
- Maybe.

- For what?
- The Addison situation.

Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

'Cause the whole basis was I told her
that I was seeing other people.

You definitely worded it differently
to her than you did to me.

She asked me if I was seeing people.
I said yes. There's no way to word that.

The problem is
he makes problems and he says,

"Oh, like, I'm so sorry. Do you hate me?"

Like, I don't hate you, but you did
create a problem. You know it's true.

- A little bit.
- Yeah, a lotta bit.

I'd like to jump ship right now,
to be honest.

Like, he knows exactly what he did.
But he also doesn't care.

I think I'm gonna hop ship.

Bye. Love you guys, though.
Thanks. So much fun.

[Ilan] So much fun.

- [Lottie] So, who wants to go tubing?
- [Avery] Me.

- Let's f*cking go!
- [cheering]

Let's go tubing in this b*tch.

- I wanna go tubing.
- [Shannon] Let's go!

[Reid] Whoo!

[Hunter] Yeah!

Later, b*tches. I'm so excited.

♪ ♪

[Habs] Yo! Whoo!

[laughing]

f*ck all the drama,
that was so good.

Right? That just relieved
all my, like toxins.

- [Captain] Good job, guys.
- Thanks.

[Shannon] Oh, yas!

[cheering and hollering]

[Reid] Come on. Lottie, let's go.

- [Juliet] Hey!
- [Habs] Whoo!

[Lottie] I hope you guys had a great time,

but unfortunately
the sun is setting and it's time to go.

Thank you so much. You're the best.

I'm a fake-a*s b*tch.

- [Host] Hi, how are ya?
- What's goin' on?

Can I get a table for two, please?

- Absolutely.
- Thank you.

- Follow me.
- Alright.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

Appreciate it. Can I get
some water as well, please?

Absolutely. Would you like sparkling
or flat for the table?

Uh, flat is fine. Thank you.

[Host] Of course.

- Here you are, sir.
- Thank you.

And then, um,
you can fill that one up, too.

I think she'll be here in a second.

And besides the water,
can I get you anything else to drink?

Um, I think I'm good for now.

- Absolutely.
- I'll let you know. Thank you.

Of course.

[phone ringing]

- Hi.
- What's good?

I'm so sorry.

I have to do some last-minute
interviews that I just can't cancel.

Oh, my God.

- I'm really sorry.
- That's okay. You look fantastic.

Thank you.
I have my ring light and everything.

That's great. Congratulations on the EP
and everything. How's it goin'?

Um, it's good. It's really exciting
to finally have it out.

Yeah. I listened to every single song.
They were all incredible.

- Y... wow! Okay.
- Yeah.

I'll have to give you my notes,
you know,

in... in... at a later time
if I don't get ditched again.

Yeah. I would love to hang out,
but I think as friends.

Uh, I won't lie.
I'm not really a "friends" guy, but...

I mean, I can try it out.

Okay.

Oh, look, it's raining here anyway. So,
you know, I was definitely gonna leave.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, um...

Yeah. Good luck on everything.
All right, peace.

All right, bye.

Goodbye.

Getting rejected out here.

[breathes deeply]

♪ ♪

- Hey.
- I'm hungry.

I'm making prosciutto sandwich.
Do you want one?

- Yes.
- Is Laylani sleeping?

Yeah. I just put her to bed.

Aww. Do you like living with us?

Oh, I do.
I mean, Laylani loves it out here.

She's having such a good time.

- Yeah. I like it better here.
- Yeah?

It's a big house, I have the nice pool,
I have my room, my comfy bed.

That's true.

These are gonna be
the best sandwiches you ever had.

- What do you want me to do?
- Nothing. You don't have to do anything.

- Oh, you're making me a sandwich.
- I'm cooking. I'm the sandwich maker.

I'm gonna melt the cheese.

How do I melt the cheese, though,
if I already put the bread on.

- Sounds like a problem.
- Look. No way. Ooh.

- [Marcie] Ohh.
- Oh my God.

[laughing]

I see smoke.

Ow! Frickin' A. Oh my God, oh my God.
My butter's gonna burn up right now.

I feel like those smoke alarms
are about to go off.

[laughing]

[Marcie] I swear to God. That's not good,
'cause the baby's sleeping.

- That's like... that's fire.
- Thank you.

Do you put any vegetables in your food?

No. No veggies.

Just like Hunter.

- Learning from the caveman.
- Learning from the best.

Let's go outside. Oh my God,
I need a bite of this, like, now.

How is it?

Oh.

- I have prosciutto in my teeth.
- That's disgusting.

So, Hunter was supposed to live with
his friend, Robert, at the apartment...

- Mm-hmm.
- That we were staying at.

And then his friend, Robert, like,

said he didn't want
to live there anymore or whatever,

so I told Hunter he could stay with us,

'cause he can't really afford to pay rent.
You know what I mean?

He doesn't want to live here.
He doesn't want to, like...

- He wants his own place.
- Be bothered by Mom all the time,

but I want him to save money.

You think it's gonna work out?

Yes, yes, yes.

He stays here all the time anyway.
It's like we're always together.

I'm surprised Mom's okay with it.

I remember when I was your age,
there was no sleepovers.

That's 'cause you're the older sister,
and you got the hardships. I get the...

She's already like, "I give up."

Obviously. That's how it is
with every younger sibling.

Ugh. Not fair.

Do yo actually think
you and Hunter are going to get married?

Yes. We're gonna have cute babies...
that surf.

- Are they gonna be blond, or...?
- Maybe.

Blond or fake blond?

[laughing] And then what?

Traveling. Saving my money.

I mean, in about a couple months,
I'm gonna be ready to leave.

A couple months?

Probably like a year.

But right now
I just don't wanna pay for anything.

I'd just rather save my money.

Do you feel like there's anything

that would make you go to college
at this point?

f*ck no.

I just don't think going to school
and spending thousands of dollars

is as important
as everyone makes it seem to be.

I get it's fun going to parties,
doing this and this, like, "learning."

Nothing about me wants that.

I wanna live in f*cking Bali
on the beach in a huge house.

Do you think bartending makes enough
to buy a house?

I... if I have to bartend for five years,
I'm down for that.

So, what do you wanna do?
Buy a property and then sell it?

Well, when I'm not in Bali,
I'm gonna rent that house out.

When I'm not in Costa Rica,
I'm gonna rent that house out.

When I'm not in Australia,
I'm gonna rent that house out.

Maybe get a private jet.

That's all that I want.

- Wait. That's all that you want?
- No.

"That's all that I want.

A Bali house, a Costa Rica house,
a Hampton house, and a private jet."

And an Australian house.

And an Australian house.
How could I forget that?

I'm gonna have a lot of places to visit.

You're gonna have mad houses to visit.

Let me know. I'm... I'm there. [sighs]

- [laughs]
- Are you sneaking up on me?

- Hi. Yes.
- What's up?

- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you doing?

Good.

Tell me about this boat party
that I'm pretty mad I missed, but...

I wish I could be like, "Oh, no,
it sucked." It was actually very fun.

- I know. I was...
- Yeah.

- I heard that. I was like, "Oh, man."
- I'll be honest.

- Did everyone get along?
- Um...

What happened with Reid?

So, Emelye and I, like... I just kind of
walked over to her and I hugged her.

Reid came up to us and was like, "Since
we're all here, why don't we all talk?"

And I was like, "No. No.
Like, don't start any problems.

"We just want to have one fun day

where everyone gets along
and everyone's just happy."

Reid's going around causing drama
with everybody. Holy sh*t.

I know. We did miss you, though.
Everyone was asking about you.

Sweethearts.

Um...

So, Avery, tell me about yourself, 'cause
I really don't even know you that well.

What do you want to know?

What's your thing?

- What's my thing?
- What's your passion?

- Like, clothes and fashion and that.
- And fashion and stuff?

If you can't tell
by my super-extra outfits.

What do you do for college? Like,
what's your... what are you majoring in?

I study cell and molecular bio.

- What?!
- Yep. That's usually people's reactions.

Oh, so you're smart.

I know some stuff.
I wouldn't say I was smart.

I always was super-interested
in, like, genetics

because my dad has
this autoimmune disorder.

Um, like, there's certain genes, like,
for cystic fibrosis or something.

Like, they... they know what gene is...
What kind of causes it.

So like, eventually, they could come out
with a treatment

instead of, like,
going through all the medication.

So, that's
what I'm kind of doing right now.

- Wow.
- What about you? What are your passions?

Well, I'm learning to play the ukulele...
Is my newest one.

What'd you do for school?
I can't remember.

You didn't go. Did you go?

You're shaking your head
in a lot of different directions.

Do I... do I look like I went to college?

- I don't know.
- No, I did not go to college.

I'm traveling.

Where have you been?

Um, I went to Costa Rica last year.

You think that you would ever
want to live down there?

Yeah, that's my plan. I'm just gonna,
like, build, like a compound.

- Grow my own food...
- [chuckles] A compound?

I'm going to. I don't need much,
live a simple life.

That's me. Simple Frank.

I don't know. Don't think I'd be able to
find many heels down there.

I know. Not really your jam, huh?

No. [laughing] Kidding. Um, but... Um...

You ready to paddleboard?

- Yeah, yeah!
- I'm sorry it's not our surf lesson.

I know. It's okay. Another day.

No waves. Do you need a life jacket?
You know how to swim?

I do know how to swim.
Do I have to wear one?

- No.
- Are you gonna make me ruin my outfit?

No, we're not wearing those.
I won't let you wear it.

- Okay.
- [Frankie] Ready to do this?

[Avery] Let's go.

I can do it.

Are you sweaty in that thing?
It's like a little mini-wetsuit.

'Cause I thought we were surfing.

Should we race?

Do you wanna race?

I mean, if you wanna lose.

Just jump.

Use those long legs of yours.

[Avery laughing]

[Avery] Now what?

Here, here's your surf lesson.

[laughs] Where do you usually surf?
Do you go out...

Yeah. Usually just East Hampton.
Unless, like, it's like really big swells.

Then I go out to Montauk.

If you wanna come to West Hampton,
you're more than welcome to.

Less driving for me.

I'm planning my surfing attack
on your life.

[laughs] Yeah. Actually, no,
I suggested surfing.

I like when ladies make the first move.

Do you?

- You play with your hair?
- Yeah.

- What, are you nervous?
- It's our first date. Yeah. [giggles]

- First hangout.
- No. You just called it a date.

I know. Yeah.

I'm kind of nervous right now.
What's going on here?

[giggles]

My heart's pounding.

[giggles]

Just a little couple
of butterflies left.

[Avery] Just two friends hanging out.

But I don't wanna be your friend.