PREVIOUSLY
I can't fake this.
So it's better things stay like this.
Pépita. Would you f*ck Théo?
I could. I like his build. If he's
that big downstairs, I'd say yes.
Check out Pépita!
Damn!
Huge makeout.
She's after up my leftovers, Pépita.
I'm with someone
who's seriously good-looking.
He has seductive eyes.
My body is going crazy,
I feel I'm in love.
I hope it will last.
You delight me.
If only they knew
how long we've been kissing.
I want to get f*cked.
Girl, she's making out
with your boyfriend.
In the hallway, I kiss Julie.
In the living room, I kiss Kara.
I'm really playing both sides.
- I want to be polygamous.
- Okay.
I want to slap him.
Tristan, kissed Julie at the party.
Everybody knows, nobody tells you.
I can't believe it.
He told me I could trust him.
I feel so stupid.
FRENCHIE SHORE
Julie maximum party!
With Ouryel, it's chic chic chic,
d*ck d*ck d*ck.
It's hot, there are girls,
I'm burly, bye-bye.
I'm here with my c*ck,
watch your back.
I look like an angel but I'm a devil.
Always irresistible,
never disrespectful.
I'm Enzo,
here to hijack all the heteros.
I like girls, I like sex,
no competition, I'm relaxed.
Girls like me are scarce.
Hi, I'm Pépita.
No Nico, no party!
FRENCHIE SHORE
Today is Bastille Day, July 14th.
We're storming all the asses
in the villa!
Tonight, the capital, Paris,
is Julien and Tristan,
and the raid is Kara!
Arise, children of the Fatherland
The day of glory has arrived
Pépita, she's going to get f*cked
Ouryel, she's going to suck
And me, I'm going to f*ck Julie
That's good!
We're all out celebrating, except for
Kara. She's a under the weather.
Tristan and Julie made out all night,
and Kara's just found out.
I don't think it's the right time
to go pester her.
To be honest, I don't care.
So I decide to start a game:
twerk pong.
The rules are simple.
I give you a bumbag
with a cup on the back of it.
All you have to do is twerk.
The team has to throw ping pong ba*ls
to fill the glasses with five ba*ls.
Three, two, one, go!
At the Frenchie Shore,
it's not fireworks, it's fire-twerks.
Two here!
Zero here.
Yes, perfect, don't move.
Move your little a*s like this.
Nico, sh**t!
Five!
The team of Iris, Nico,
Pépita and Théo wins!
My team wins,
but it's crazy to always succeed
at everything in your life,
It's tiring.
Stand in front of the chairs.
You twerk like this, on the inflator.
Second game, the twerk pump.
The chicks have to twerk and sit on
the pump between the boys' legs
to inflate a balloon.
Three, two, one, go!
Let's go Iris! Yes, yes, yes!
We're going into the ground!
Trouble!
Gravity is getting the better of us.
My extra weight means we're turning
into worms and going underground.
The balloon won't inflate,
it's no good.
f*ck, they've buried
Still a little more OK, stop!
Tristan and Julie,
voted best twosome!
We were bound to be the best, when
it comes to twerking, I'm the best.
We're the strongest, the prettiest.
Too easy!
Yeah, baby!
- Oh sh*t.
- It's okay.
It's gone.
I don't feel like partying.
I feel claustrophobic in this villa.
I can trust absolutely nobody.
Especially Ouryel.
I'm so disappointed in her.
I thought she'd tell me.
I've got the worst feeling about you.
I wish you'd come and told me.
When they kissed,
we were dancing together.
I got a glimpse of them.
You knew I was going
to do stuff with him.
I had no idea you'd sleep together.
Come on
I'm not part of your sex life!
Ouryel, you should have told me:
"He's done some things."
You didn't say anything,
like everyone else.
Anyway, give it time to settle down.
Kara may have a big mouth,
she may not please everyone,
I don't see her as
being truly mean at all.
- Tristan f*cked over Kara.
- No.
Seriously, you can hate her
from the bottom of your heart,
- but yesterday he f*cked Kara.
- I don't hate her.
No, I know, but He f*cked Kara,
even though he knew
he was coming on to you.
Tristan used Kara to empty his ba*ls.
And that's not
Not at all.
Kara was seducing him too.
I don't agree.
Tristan's a very good player.
He played, she lost.
Kara's just too dumb.
I don't see the harm.
She was stupid,
not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Too bad for her.
Kara, please.
She's going through a lot.
It's sad.
I know how it feels
when everyone's against you.
Kara.
- Get out of my sight.
- I know you're upset
Get out of my face.
You haven't been respectful. Respect
that I don't want to talk to you.
Get out of my face.
Why won't you talk to me?
She's pissed,
she must feel betrayed, dirty
because I slept with her
the night before.
This isn't the right time to talk
because she's going to strangle me.
Don't mess with Kara tonight,
leave her in peace.
- Kara?
- Busy.
- It's me, can I come in?
- No, you can't come in, Iris.
- Please.
- No, I've got nothing to tell you.
Iris knew, I'm pissed at her too.
Don't you feel like you're
three hours late? Get lost, girl.
It hurts me, seeing her like this.
Not being there for her, it hurts me.
I don't know what to do.
There's nothing to do.
There's nothing you can do, it just
hurts me to see someone in trouble,
especially when it's my friend.
I have a lot of empathy,
so it doesn't make me feel good.
It'll pass, but emotionally,
it's always complicated
when you see
your friend feeling awful.
My boy's pitching a tent.
I know someone
who's going to get f*cked up tonight.
He's going to blow me away.
- Is that hand gel?
- No, it's my XXL lube.
It's great, it glides on really well,
and then Wait.
Look at all the stuff
I brought to come here.
- What's this?
- You've stocked up.
- But she takes it all on her face.
- Yeah, I swear.
When you're f*cking,
it's got to go somewhere.
If I'd seen this gel in the bathroom,
I'd have put it on my hair.
That's to make my p*ssy pop,
but it works for my as*h*le too.
If you need
it for your as*h*le, it works.
You get a taste of Ouryel's c**t
and you're addicted.
After all the drama, all I want
to do is fall asleep on his d*ck.
There are flies.
I've got my pyjamas
Théo, Enzo!
Wait, let me go! Take my hand away.
You're going to strangle me.
They disgust me.
With Tristan, frankly, I'm too good.
We hug like crazy.
What's happening is
very romantic, but
for my ego, I won't let him
touch my p*ssy until I decide to.
And then there was light!
He's really big.
I'm on fire and tonight
I've got a big game to play.
Give me some oxygen,
I'm out of breath.
I'm pleasantly surprised.
Crazy chemistry.
Crazy chemistry.
It's all coming together.
It's soft, but not too soft.
The f*cking is fusional.
It's rare,
but we enjoy the moment, because
honestly,
she and I weren't expecting it.
It's so hot in this f*ck pad!
I go to bed thinking that
I have no allies in this house,
that I've been taken for a fool.
Tomorrow I'm declaring w*r on
everyone, I hate you all in fact.
There isn't a real one in this house.
Not one who's honest.
Not one has had the tact
to empathize with me.
So from now on,
you're all going to choke on this.
All of you.
FRENCHIE SHORE
FRENCHIE SHORE
Are you all right, sweetheart?
I'm still pissed off for the whole
"nobody told me anything" thing.
I understand.
It really pissed me off.
As for Tristan,
I knew he was a player, not a liar,
that's what bothers me.
I've been taken for a fool in front
of an audience. And my ego
I'm pissed off.
- He's going to want to talk to you.
- f*ck him, I don't.
Honestly, he better not
try and talk to me.
I understand, that's valid.
Kara, I know that she's a time b*mb
and that at any moment,
she could explode and
turn everything upside down.
It's going to be a sh*t show.
Can we just have a chat?
- Leave me alone.
- I understand your point of view.
You understand, so leave me alone.
I don't want to argue with you.
- We can't stay like this.
- We'll stay like this.
- You haven't respected me.
- It's not true.
Respect the fact that
I don't want to talk to you.
Looking back, it's true that I should
have told her I'd kissed Julie,
But if I told her, I wouldn't be able
to sleep with her.
I sometimes act like an as*h*le.
The goal is to get what I want.
I don't always play by the rules.
The worst thing is that
I blame myself
for having been so stupid,
gullible, stupid for believing you.
You're a liar.
I don't feel like talking to you.
I pecked her at the party.
If you'd told me you'd kissed her,
I'd never have f*cked you.
For me it was nothing.
But for me it was something.
As the saying goes:
"f*ck me over once, shame on you,
f*ck me over twice, shame on me."
You're not f*cking me over again.
- I've rarely been so humiliated.
- You learn from life's mistakes.
I'm only kidding.
Go joke with
your b*tch with no humour.
- But I'm fine with Julie.
- Well, great.
I've never criticized you,
you think I'll criticize Julie?
Okay, I'll criticize her.
Kara, stick to your jealousy,
I don't give a sh*t.
Your boyfriend is mine now,
and f*ck you.
Why are you criticizing her?
She's the person I have had the least
affinity with from the start.
We see life too differently.
We're all different.
For example,
I don't see life the same as Iris,
even though I adore her.
I think you're a lot alike.
You're both
weird, like kind of trashy.
I feel really bad,
really touched by the situation.
My friend is saying this
behind my back.
The word "weird" has never
come out of her mouth.
She's never said anything like that
to me. I'm not good, in fact.
I don't value her
the way she values me.
I can't take it anymore.
In fact, people here are
- Phoneys.
- They're real phoneys.
That's not what everyone thinks.
She was saying I'm weird,
when I'm actually here for her.
This is gratuitous meanness,
because Iris is really
the only person who has Kara's back,
even though she's not appreciated.
- We love that you're weird.
- You're not weird.
We're all weird otherwise
we wouldn't be here.
Why did she say I look like Tristan?
She's weird too.
She's the chick she's been defending
from the start and you hear that.
This girl's a piece of sh*t.
Even if the word weird isn't great,
she shouldn't say it,
knowing that you're there for her.
Attacking Iris frankly is petty,
the chick never makes a fuss.
She cooks for everyone,
she's cool, she's nice.
Kara, on the other hand, is
Karaba the witch or Mariah Careless,
but nothing good. Zero, girl.
I'm so excited about
today's quad bike activity.
I like big machines and
I know how to drive them.
- Are you happy to go quad biking?
- No, we're not.
We're all pissed off.
I can't wait!
I love stuff like this,
it was my dream to do it.
Let's go!
Well, I still hate
all the people I'm with.
But I need time
for something else.
I'm concentrating on having a good
time. Not on my weak a*s roommates.
Don't k*ll me!
Let's go, folks!
Come on, let's get it on!
Let's go!
We're screaming, we're loving it.
Faster, losers!
We're right at the back,
slowing down, taking our time.
Given how upset Kara is right now,
I don't want to be in front of her.
If someone gets in front of her,
she's going to flip the quad.
So I'll stay way behind.
I'm the master of the world!
We don't use the gas pedal anymore.
You brake, you go right.
Yeah, it's so much fun.
I've got the impression that
Kara's really having a good time,
because it's such a thrill,
and Kara hasn't had one in a while.
Take off your panties,
I'm the one driving.
I know I'll be your pilot 2.0.
Okay, now, Ouryel
Pépita is hooked on my pecs.
then she goes down,
she's hooked on the abs,
then she goes down Never mind.
I want to suck you off.
Théo and I are
on the love story highway.
Philosopher Pépi.
Very gently. There's no stress.
You're speeding up.
Don't stop.
Pépita surprises me. She's not shy.
She's doing great.
She's worthy of being my baby.
I don't like this game at all.
We're going back to the villa.
I'm in a good mood.
I had a good time.
- Frenchie Shore!
- Frenchie Shore!
Hello!
Guys, we're back!
- How was it?
- Honestly, great.
You can tell it was nice.
When we arrive at the villa,
I can feel that Enzo looks happy,
but I can feel that
there's a fly in the ointment.
I don't need absolutely everyone.
Not long ago I saw Dorian
You're making me uncomfortable.
You're the one
making me uncomfortable.
I'm with someone
who's seriously good-looking.
I want to see him again,
but I don't want to go alone.
So I need a few people with me
for a catamaran trip.
I don't want to do a date for two.
So there's Melvin.
Then there's Tristan.
- Thank you!
- Ouryel and Kara.
I invite Kara because she needs to
relax, to take her mind off things.
Are you out of your mind?
What the hell? Tristan's leaving,
Karaba is leaving,
and I'm not going with you?
What the hell is this?
- You've lost it.
- You're not coming.
- I'm not coming?
- You're not.
My love, of course
you're coming with us!
That's a relief!
You thought I'd leave
Tristan and Kara on the boat?
What's more, it's thanks to me
that you know Dorian. No way!
Julie, with her granny look
and her hat,
decides to invite herself
to the catamaran outing
no doubt to keep an eye
on her boyfriend.
You don't have to worry about
Tristan, but watch out for the water.
Accidents can happen very quickly,
like slipping, and Julie's out.
I'll stay close by.
Besides, you liked him, he liked you.
- Hello?
- Hello. Are you okay?
- Good, how are you?
- I'm fine. Are you free?
Yeah.
If I say we're going on
a catamaran trip, are you ready?
- I can be ready in five minutes.
- Amazing, you're coming?
Come on, let's go.
Okay, see you then, ciao.
I'm overexcited,
I'm so stressed I'm sweating.
I don't know how I'm going to behave.
Do I kiss him? Do I hug him?
Do I shake his hand?
Do I know his first name?
Leave me alone, I'm too scared.
Love sickness
Can't wait to meet my brother-in-law.
I didn't see him last time.
I'm really excited. I want Enzo
to have something to eat
And I don't mean a croque-monsieur,
I mean a real banana.
- Kisses, my loves.
- Let's go!
- Come on, kisses!
- Ciao!
- Kisses!
- Bye.
Have a good date!
My goal is
to make progress with Dorian
and to make sure there's no tension.
There's no reason to get worked up.
Please, respect my moment,
my loves, really.
Who do I see?
Dodo! A kiss there!
The butterflies are starting
to churn in my stomach.
We still dress the same way.
It's definitely a sign.
He's got good taste. Because
he's there for me in the first place.
How are things?
- Happy to see Enzo again?
- Yes.
It feels like
you've been married for so long.
Stop lying, it's been twice.
I see myself preparing
their wedding night.
Dorian's so handsome.
Colonel Ouryel, at your service.
So am going to ask him
a billion questions.
If you want my Enzo's heart,
I'll get all the information I need
to let you have my brother's hand.
- What's your zodiac sign?
- Scorpio.
- You're a Scorpio. How old are you?
- 28.
- 28 what?
- You ask me how old I am.
I was thinking of your date of birth.
Have you had your hair implanted?
- Yes.
- See how strong I am?
But she knows all the surgeries too!
Ouryel can't stop talking to him,
she's having a ball with him.
It's so nice, really.
I'm so happy for you.
I've been thinking about it
for two days.
Haven't I been talking about
Dorian for two days?
It's so weird.
I've never had a crush like this
before, knowing it's mutual.
I haven't felt this good
in a long time.
My heart's pounding. It's awful.
What do you aspire to, romantically?
If I can settle down,
I'll settle down.
- Are you 100% attracted to men?
- Yes.
I'm fed up with lying.
You want to take on who you are,
that's normal.
I know Dorian isn't out.
I know that his family and friends
don't know he's g*y.
People are always afraid to do it,
whether they're l*sbian, g*y,
bi, trans, it's always very hard.
So I give Dorian some advice.
He needs to listen to his heart
and marry Enzo.
We're having a blast, we're jumping,
somersault here, somersault there.
Tristan and I are having
the time of our lives.
Everyone is in a great mood
We're having a great afternoon.
- I went to find my mermaid.
- I'm here.
Melvin, your mermaid's on the boat,
even though her tail got cut off!
Again, you got me all wet.
Melvin, I can't stand you anymore.
Ouch! Oh dear! It still hurts!
I've had enough of
your d*ck slaps, Melvin!
I'm really pleased. Everyone's trying
to make him feel at ease.
Everyone's at ease with
the idea of me meeting someone.
I'm having one of
the best moments of my life.
You look really good together.
You don't know if it's true or not.
It's true.
Even Kara looks good today.
But it's true, she's beautiful.
Would you be jealous
if I went with Kara?
Not at all, I'd be delighted.
I'd do the macarena outside the door.
Not one night, just one shower.
Am I supposed to laugh?
The shower between Melvin and Kara
already happened.
I know, I was there.
You don't know what happened.
- Shut up, Melvin.
- If you say that, it has happened.
We're having a quiet dinner,
and I'm making a joke about what
happened with Kara in the shower.
- How's the shower?
- Amazing. Care to join me?
I don't say no to a shower.
I'm letting on
that something happened
when I know that nothing happened.
Kara knows it too.
I see Ouryel getting irritated,
I want to tease her,
see how far she can go
because I like to see her jealous.
Don't talk to me.
- Really?
- Don't give me any more bullshit.
You said there was nothing,
and now he says there is!
- But I just told you
- But you're lying!
This situation makes me laugh.
The joke is funny, I play along.
He continues, I continue.
I see that
Ouryel isn't laughing at all.
I say to myself: "Girl, disconnect."
I don't owe you a thing.
There's nothing between you and me,
because if there was,
you'd have told me that I was
made a fool of by your mate Julie,
and you didn't. You're not loyal.
You should have told me if you knew.
Julie told me:
"Don't say anything", so I didn't.
I f*cked him
because you didn't tell me.
It's my fault
Tristan and Kara f*cked?
No, it's my fault.
I'm not sorry if
he puts his d*ck in your p*ssy.
"But look, you're not my friend."
You and I were never friends.
If we were friends, you wouldn't have
let everyone take me for an idiot,
you knew and you didn't tell me.
Cut the bullshit,
friendship isn't a one-way street.
If I want your boyfriend,
I've got him tonight,
or even in the boat's toilets
if I want him.
Nothing happened.
Don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me either.
Calm down! I just told you
nothing happened, calm down!
You want me to say I blew him?
Well, I blew him.
Is she stupid or what?
I'm convinced they did things
they don't want to tell me about.
I see Kara's witchy look in her eyes.
With that tongue of hers,
I want to cut her tongue out.
Melvin with his deceitful look,
I can't see them anymore.
They slept together,
they hid it from me, I hate them.
But you're overdoing it,
we're joking.
Any human who comes near Melvin,
I want to rip their head off.
Chihuahua head!
But what Chihuahua head?
I'm a well-neutered Chihuahua.
What kind of sick joke is this?
What kind of joke is this?
At that point, I was too lazy
to waste any energy on this.
Girl, forget it.
Just relax your p*ssy.
It's just a joke. Nothing serious.
He made a joke, I went along with it.
I didn't do anything with Melvin.
Nothing happened,
they just soaped each other up.
But he had a hard-on.
Yeah, but I'd just done my thing,
I felt lazy.
Why are they making this joke?
Melvin makes a joke
and it lasts ten seconds, okay,
but Kara provokes by going along
with it, who does she think she is?
We know you make jokes,
but why are you playing along?
I made a joke,
she played along, that's fine.
And you say: "Melvin, I would
have sucked him, I wanted to."
So I was right.
You shut your mouth.
What if I don't shut up?
What if I don't shut up?
Kara! Is she sick or what?
You just want c*ck,
you p*ssy stinks, shut the f*ck up.
First date, first thing I'm involved
in, first time I meet a guy,
I let others meet him,
the people who mean the most to me,
nobody respects me.
I was respected for an hour.
The next hour
had to be a b*ttlefield.
It's Waterloo, Liverpool
and everything in between.
It blows my mind.
Thank you for the pure romance
you've given us.
- My pleasure.
- It was great! I wanted fun.
Are you coming to the villa?
- Would you like to?
- I'd love to.
- You're very welcome.
- This calls for a little kiss.
Shut up!
Stop acting so shy,
you've got nothing in your pocket!
Dorian and Enzo, they're so cute,
we actually want them to make out.
Kiss, kiss!
Kiss, kiss!
Will we see you soon?
If you'd like.
- Keep me posted.
- Amazing, babe.
No kiss for today,
it's not a big deal.
A little friendly hug,
great, you know.
Hoping to see you again soon.
FRENCHIE SHORE
FRENCHIE SHORE
Do you regret your little joke?
Why should I?
I'm sure you didn't expect it
to get as out of hand as it did.
After all, it's a joke.
I think it's got nothing to do with
you and everything to do with me.
Because the girls hate me.
So what mood are you in?
Right now, I'm in a mood
Of a well-behaved child?
A well-behaved child
who might go wild.
I feel like being a naughty girl,
I've got a mission
to blow this place sky-high.
I just want to piss Ouryel off.
It's very easy
to rekindle the flame with Melvin.
I have a feeling
I'm going to have a great time.
I still think you're a good person.
I still think you're very cute and
we'll see how the evening turns out.
Basically,
she's not closed to anything.
I don't know if she's in revenge mode
towards Tristan,
but I can see myself
making out with her,
she's a beautiful woman,
I'm a beautiful man,
so I don't see why not.
Anyway, there's no pressure
on your side or mine.
If I do something,
it's because I want to do it.
And if you do,
it's because you want it too.
- Exactly, honey.
- That's just great.
Kara has a very big problem.
She goes way too far in
what she says, in what she does,
that she's got a strange mind.
I don't think it's friendly
to do what she's doing.
Wasn't Kara your friend?
Don't talk to me about her.
What did she do to you
to get so much
- About Melvin?
- They didn't do anything.
Are you kidding me? Right now,
she's literally jerking his d*ck.
She's not jerking him off!
Figure of speech.
Kara, officially voted
the world's worst friend.
- Théo, where are you sleeping?
- f*ck pad.
You don't sleep in your room?
- It's a f*ck pad.
- Okay.
- You know what my room is.
- It should become my room.
Now that I've finished
talking to Melvin,
the sexual tension
between us is well up.
There are still a few people
I need to k*ll in this house.
Watch your back.
No need to watch my back,
I've got no competition.
- You've got no competition?
- No.
To have competition,
you have to want something specific.
I'm very comfortable in my own skin.
Pépita's going to be in the front row
when I warm up her little Théo.
I don't know what turns me on more,
kissing Théo or pissing her off.
Théo, there's something
I'd like to ask you.
Go ahead.
I've kissed Tristan from TTM,
Melvin from TTM.
Honestly, I think you must be very
good with your tongue.
I can confirm.
I'm just saying.
Kara is playing a dangerous game.
I'm nice, but I can be mean.
If you're looking for me,
you can find me very easily.
- How are you feeling, Théo?
- I feel appreciated tonight.
- You're right.
- I think it's the new cologne.
Let me smell it.
- You smell particularly good tonight.
- This is crazy.
"Oh, Théo,
you smell so good tonight."
"Frankly, you look particularly
sexy tonight. Oh, wow."
Shut your big mouth.
In Pokémon there's Karrablast,
in the villa there's Kara-b*tch.
There's nothing at all.
It's just that right now
What I don't like
It's in the twist, it's the twist.
But I appreciate you
coming to talk to me.
I don't want to stab you in the back.
On the other hand, if you want to
sleep with her, it's Frenchie Shore.
It's been two days and I've enjoyed
what's happened, I love it.
I find it very true.
It's very cerebral,
It's good sex and we talked
for hours, I really enjoyed it.
But if you want to, go ahead.
It would piss me off if Théo slept
with her, I'm still a human being.
But it would piss me off less
because it would be a one-shot deal,
and then she'd be solo again
and he'd be with me.
It wouldn't be like it is with me,
I've got no competition.
If I do that, I don't think
I'm lowering my standards,
but I do think
I'm going to dirty the sword.
But sometimes you have to.
It's not that you're getting dirty,
it's that you've shown me that
Tristan screws me over, so can you.
I know you're not trying
to show me that you can switch.
- But I'm not.
- I know it.
So, I can go back and
sit on the chair and say:
here Kara,
I'll let you sit on his lap.
I wouldn't have
any problem with that,
because you'll f*ck her once,
and then you'll come back to me.
So do it.
We're cool. I've got nothing to say,
you take the words out of my mouth.
Pépita, I feel she can only agree
with the terms of the contract,
given the benefits on offer.
You know what benefits I'm talking
about, do you get it or not?
I'll sit there,
sit on his lap with pleasure.
- I'm not going to sit on his lap.
- Why not?
- I'm gonna sit on his d*ck.
- It's in the same place.
Damn that's Kara,
I like it when she's like that.
- Pépita is spiralling.
- Not at all.
We had a discussion,
we're intelligent people and I won.
I'm telling you I won.
I don't know what's up with Kara,
her a*s is on fire.
It's already 100 degrees
in the villa, so we don't need you.
You want to replace me?
I'll make you believe that you can,
but you won't succeed.
You're not up to it.
What a piece of sh*t!
I know Théo. If he does it,
it's more out of TTM ego.
"I can do it too."
It's not out of disrespect for me.
And the fact that he talks to me
before means that we know each other.
Just before, he kissed me telling me
that he likes me and I like him.
I'm sorry about everything, Pépita.
- So who won?
- You won, babe.
The friends of my enemies
are my friends. So that's
No. The enemies
The enemies of my enemies
are my friends.
The enemies of my enemies
are my friends,
so having Karaba the witch in common
brings us closer together, great.
You sit there.
I sit in the middle.
- You sit there.
- I sit in the water.
Stop, sit there.
I put on the mediator's cape
and the cap.
The two of them have to get together.
I'm not letting Kara
go with Melvin tonight.
It's not possible.
No, they're too cute together.
Hi, Melvin.
She's trying to spin it,
I don't feel like laughing.
- Okay, I won't laugh.
- Talk seriously.
Okay, I'll put my glass down.
- Go ahead, apologize.
- Are you stupid?
What kind of stupid joke was that
at the time?
It was funny.
- Funny?
- Wait a second.
Your joke, even I believed it.
Even I thought
you were doing something,
when even I opened the door
and saw you doing nothing.
Melvin has trouble
realizing what he's doing,
and that it's toxic as hell.
- You're pushing people's buttons.
- I'm aware of that.
Yes, but you only push
people's buttons as a joke.
- I want a hug.
- Do you?
- He wants a hug.
- He's going to do something stupid.
- I want a hug.
- No, I don't believe you.
He's going to put me in the water.
Hug.
I'm nervous.
You're giving me a real hug?
- Oh, my life.
- There you go.
I decide to forgive Melvin
one more time,
because I know Melvin wanted to
test me to see if I care about him.
So it's true that
I fall back into it.
And Melvin and I are off again.
Episode 850 000, action!
I'm really starting to like you.
You're like the kind of girl
I'd be into, like, I'm so into you.
I'm caught up in my own game.
I'm just waiting for the night
so I can sleep.
I don't even want to f*ck you. I want
to be pressed up against you.
Hello, Tristan?
What's gotten into you?
I thought I understood everything.
It's the fly, Julie.
I've bitten the guy right in the
heart, he can't even sleep with me,
I'm good for him. It's incredible.
- You said: "I like you very much"?
- Yes.
I just want to be with her all day.
I want to sleep with her.
I don't even want to f*ck her.
Just to be stuck against her.
Holy sh*t!
When people first meet me, they say:
"He's a b*stard. He's definitely
a vulture with all the chicks."
But really, I'm pretty sentimental.
What's going on in this house?
Did Cupid come
and sh**t arrows everywhere?
So you're going to have
a real love story?
Whatever, I'm over it.
It's not my problem anymore.
Exit, Tristan.
I've got a big fish in my sights.
Tonight, it's Pépita or Kara,
Kara or Pépita.
I don't know. But I know
I'm not going to jerk off either way.
Kara knows what she's doing.
But Pépita's right in front.
I won't ask myself any questions,
I'll just do what I do best.
I don't want to see what's happening.
The fact that Théo,
the person I really like,
is touching a girl's p*ssy
right next to me,
and you're jerking off the guy
I've slept with for two days,
who I talk to every night,
that pisses me off
and I don't want to see that.
But I'm not worried, because
he'll come back to me in the end.
Now he's tasted Pépita,
he can't give her up.
There are several lessons to be
learned tonight.Kara slept with Iris.
Kara, good riddance, first of all.
The Pépi-Théo, we're too tight
so you won't be able to.
And I'm k*lling you, because you've
got everything, t*ts and a*s,
and I've still got him,
so kisses, babe.
Excuse me.
This morning, I wake up frustrated.
I've had zero sex with Théo.
But I'm going to give it a crescendo,
it's going to be fine.
- You'll wash your p*ssy?
- And you'll wash all that?
I'll put it in your face.
You look like a bird,
look at your beak.
Put botox on your nose instead of
in your face.
Kara, I can't stand her.
She's Tristan's ex.
Being next to her
in the bathroom is a pain,
so I'm going to filter her out
as much as I can.
Look at your face.
This face was given by Jesus Christ.
Look at your face,
look at all that botox!
You're 20, you look 40, girl!
With your make-up off,
you look like a mortadella.
Instead of putting lots of botox
in your lips, put it right here.
It looks great yes,
and I f*ck you.
I feel like I'm at The Open,
it goes right, it goes left.
It's passing the ball
back and forth.
Aren't you going to wash?
Wash a little once in a while.
Aren't you going to wash that?
What a pity.
Don't touch my stuff.
Don't touch my stuff.
Don't touch my stuff.
Don't touch my stuff!
It's a crazy situation.
It's only eight o'clock
in the morning,
and they're already fighting.
What's that?
Iris, sweetie. We're going to work.
You, me, Ouryel and Melvin.
What are you doing?
It's not a date, it's work.
So what? I want to wear red.
We have to work at the Beach Club.
That really pisses me off.
I'm not at all motivated.
I hate working, especially
when the weather is sweltering,
so I'm going,
but I'm really pissed off.
- Off we go, with a smile!
- We're gonna work.
We're gonna work.
I hope you're happy.
I'm feeling lazy,
I'm not in the mood.
Ouryel and I both love work
as much, around a score of -12.
We hate it. We're here
to be beautiful, not to work.
- Hello!
- Okay? How are you doing?
Not great, we have to work.
But we'll make an effort.
I need two of you
for the pedal boats.
To go on a pedal boat?
No. To take the clients
to the pedal boats.
No way. I'm not getting my heels wet.
Melvin, Iris, do your best.
Good luck.
Pépita and I will stay inside.
Want a piggyback? Come on.
You're lucky.
The animation hasn't started yet.
I give my all for my clients.
Let's go, girls.
Maybe they should
get in first, Melvin.
No, it'll make it heavier.
- Need a hand?
- No, it's okay.
Done, the girls are in the water.
I'm watching them
with the binoculars.
Can you hear me, Roger?
Is everything safe?
Yes, it's fine, all good.
- Are the girls at ease?
- They're heading for the dike.
- Safety perimeter respected?
- Yes, great.
- Thank you Roger.
- Perfect.
- We're good.
- We're good.
- Perfect.
- Perfect.
Hello, gents.
It's Pépita-service
and Ouryel-service today.
I'm a terrible waitress.
I've never held a tray in my life.
But, Ouryel is good
with her hands, t*ts out,
plastic in the scorching sun
and off we go.
- What would you like to drink?
- A Pornstar, please.
- And you?
- I'll have a Sunset Kiss.
Well, you're both on form.
I'll change the c*ck's name to
Pépita Pornstar. It's the same.
Weren't we supposed to be serious?
Why can't we ever manage that?
We're here to serve you,
not to suck your dicks.
Ouryel reminds me we're not there
to suck dicks, but to work.
If we can combine
business and pleasure
There's more c*ck on the tray
than in the glass.
I won't suggest you lick the tray,
even if there's a lot on it.
Nice and refreshing, as they say.
Refreshing, jackal. There.
Is that all? Everything good?
You should be delighted.
I'd like to see a little smile.
Use sunscreen, d*ck stroke
d*ck stroke
Sunstroke can take you unawares.
Big kisses, sweeties.
Ouryel is the worst sidekick,
she talks rubbish
and really makes me laugh.
It's so hard to concentrate.
But at least time passes quickly,
so thanks, my girl.
- Thanks a lot, Régis.
- Thanks a lot.
I won't give you
a permanent contract though.
No, we're not up to that anyway.
We get our gear,
and go back to the villa.
Work is alright, but in small doses.
FRENCHIE SHORE
FRENCHIE SHORE
I've got an interesting
little concept for you.
- Can you come here?
- Why does he always have ideas?
The f*ck board.
My initiative is the f*ck board.
I put up everybody's photos
with colored threads
and a caption to show
who's already f*cked,
who's currently f*cking, and so on.
All this so that we can see
who's f*cking the most here,
make the connection between everyone
and even those we have forgotten
or don't know yet.
At the forefront of the attack, Iris.
My love. Should I put the green wire
between Nico and Melvin?
The color code is very simple.
We have red for current f*ck,
green for making out,
blue for past f*ck and
yellow for foreplay,
question mark, suspicion
Anyway, a*s licking and all that.
Does licking Tristan's ba*ls
sound like foreplay to Ouryel?
- No.
- It's a kiss for her.
Foreplay, you can put Melvin-Kara.
That's true.
- She's relaunching the attack.
- Ouryel will be pleased.
The one with the most lines is Kara.
She hid her game well at first,
but we soon sussed her out
Kara touched Théo's d*ck in secret.
- That's right, put the yellow line.
- As a suspicion.
- She jerked me off in the hot tub.
- Yellow line.
This board makes me grow wings.
It's making me want to add lines
everywhere because of course,
there's a little competition
going on with the TTM.
Do you like the concept?
- I love it!
- The f*ck board.
What's up?
I don't understand the thread
that's there to qualify foreplay,
and I see one running
from Kara to Melvin.
Melvin and Kara are supposed
to have never done anything
So that's a really big question mark.
Why is there foreplay
between Kara and Melvin?
No, girl. Basically,
we were trying things out,
but there was no foreplay.
I think foreplay is
No, it's foreplay,
and then there's
suspicion of something particular.
You could have used makeout.
It was more makeout than foreplay.
Put in all the strings,
I'm gonna f*ck 'em all anyway.
Still, it'll make it easier to see
who's on the TTM podium.
The board's finished
and I realize that
all the TTM members
have f*cked two girls,
and I haven't f*cked anyone
in this villa,
and a few of them have been
teasing me to up the score
and get ahead of everyone else.
That's it!
Thank you all for your attention!
So stylish!
- Awesome.
- Yeah!
Once the picture's finished,
I stand behind it like
a painter with with his art.
I'm proud of myself,
it's so beautiful.
My girl! I want to
set the record straight.
Let's talk for real. Once we set
things straight, that's it.
I'm waiting for Kara
to tell me the truth.
I know she has a hard time taking
responsibility for what she does,
but I need to know what's going on,
because I don't want
to get involved in a relationship
with a guy hiding things from me.
Has there really been
a tongue-to-d*ck,
hand-to-d*ck alignment?
There was never anything like that.
What happened in the shower?
I saw Melvin looking at me, like:
"I'd like to do some things".
He got into the shower.
Maybe I scrubbed him
with a loofah on his back.
That's all?
I didn't touch his d*ck.
I just touched his back.
That's all that happened.
I have a hard time telling myself
myself that Kara and Melvin
in a shower together,
there wasn't even any d*ck touching.
Anyway, I'll never know the truth
no more than I've been told.
Thank you, Kara, for your honesty,
even if I believe you half-heartedly.
There's something I can't figure out.
If he's attracted to a girl
who goes up to him and says:
"I want you",
will he be able to hold back?
It's not even you really,
because as such
no girl owes another girl anything,
but
Cool, but still,
I put some value on our friendship.
Every time she and I talk,
it's so fake.
Deep down,
she doesn't trust me and she's right.
If I want to go and see Melvin,
I'm not going to put up any barriers.
There's no friendship
in Frenchie Shore.
What are you up to?
Taking a break.
Damn it, Iris!
Seriously, you're breaking my ba*ls!
She f*cking broke the bed in half!
It was obvious.
Go on, get lost.
- You broke the slat.
- Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose.
Meeting in the living room!
I thought of an idea. We love
each other, we hate each other,
we don't have
very well-connected neurons
but we're still the Frenchie Shore,
we're a united family for life.
So What could be better
than to get a tattoo!
And then you scream with joy!
I don't have any tattoos,
it'll be my first.
In Frenchie Shore, with everyone.
I'm scared but I want to do it.
I was already planning to get one,
but to get the first one like this
is incredible.
I thought of a pink flamingo,
because there are everywhere,
and it looks just like us.
It's elegant, very chic.
I agree.
I'm totally up for it. However,
when I look at Enzo's pink flamingo,
it looks more like a Paris pigeon,
but that's okay.
But he isn't the tattoo artist,
or we'd be in trouble.
I don't want to get a tattoo.
First of all, I don't have tattoos.
Secondly,
it wouldn't please my mother.
And thirdly, I don't want to
immortalize a memory with any of you.
I hate you all, I can't see you.
I won't do it.
Because for one thing,
my body's a virgin.
I don't even have holes in my ears.
I don't want to take
my body's virginity for this tattoo.
Same here.
I can't see myself doing this.
- I can't either.
- I can't do it.
See my skin, it's shiny, it's clean,
I can't ruin it with a tattoo.
It's not my thing.
I want to do it
because I can see the craze.
I want to immortalize it because
it's going to stay with me for life
But I don't have any.
I'm afraid of injections.
I've already had blackheads,
and they hurt.
I'm starting to poop my pants,
but I don't show it.
Let's go!
- Hello.
- Hello.
So, what are you getting tattooed
today?
We'll start with a rough sketch.
It's a flamingo, not a pelican.
Stéphanie welcomes us and
we immediately show her our sketch.
She's afraid of
what she's looking at.
So she suggests several drawings.
They're really beautiful.
They're not at all
like Enzo's sketch.
I want to do this.
Well, let's do it.
I think we all agree on
the choice of this tattoo.
So now it's just a matter of
sticking in the needle.
Iris and Ouryel are cool.
"Yeah, so, in everyday life"
Are you masochistic or what?
Those two girls are crazy.
Give me your hand, Enzo.
I'm really suffering, he's scratching
my skin like never before.
I want to run away.
Your nails are sharp.
She's in pain.
I say to myself: "Enzo, you're going
to react worse than she did."
because I'm really the biggest wimp.
Relax. Relax, my love. Just relax.
I'll give you the blow job of
your life to congratulate you.
It's important in a relationship
to support the other person,
to be there in difficult moments,
to find solutions.
Don't worry, with me there are
no problems, only solutions.
Be patient. I'm here, sweetheart.
Everything's going to be all right.
- It's really beautiful.
- I really like it.
- I want some colour too.
- Amazing.
Nice.
I'm inaugurating this moment
Ouryel-style, the linguistic touch.
Hopefully the tattoo artist
won't turn his head.
For hygiene reasons,
sucking d*ck next to a needle
might not be recommended.
But when there's something not to do,
I'm bound to do it.
- Could you put a T?
- No, I'll do the same tattoo as you.
Oh, yeah?
We've been a couple for 24 hours.
It's a lot, because in my life,
the couple, is not my thing.
So 24 hours is historic.
Shouldn't we get a tattoo together?
- A wasp.
- A lightning bolt or a chili pepper.
I'm up to do a lightning bolt.
Because it was love at first sight.
We want to do something
that unites us,
so I want to get something
engraved with her.
I thought you were going to k*ll me,
but I really liked it.
Oh, how ugly Pépita's is.
It's horrible.
He did a pelican, a giraffe.
- Pépita!
- What?
Will Théo do anything wrong
at the villa?
I don't know.
I know he's going to tell me
Yes, but do you think he'll slip up?
I don't think so.
But I could be wrong.
I'm sure he's having a ball
with Kara.
Pépita doesn't think so.
There's no one in the villa,
if anything's going to happen,
it's really this afternoon.
FRENCHIE SHORE
FRENCHIE SHORE
- Théo?
- Yes?
I've been thinking.
Are you going to lie down?
Yeah.
Before they get home,
you don't want me to join you
- This way, we
- We start to warm them up.
I want to see
the villa go up in flames,
because it always starts
from nothing, they're stupid.
Even with an old trick,
I can get them wired,
get them talking,
and that's Kara's adventures.
I have to give them
a little salt, pepper and spice.
I'm going to do my blow-dry,
you're going to go to sleep.
Then I'll sit down right next to you.
- Just to piss them off.
- Go ahead.
I'm up for it.
It's all TTM, it can f*ck sh*t up,
it can create a sh*t storm.
And I've got a taste for it.
I'm Frenchie Shore.
I'm going to suffer.
Just shaving hurts.
I'm starting to bubble inside,
I don't know where I am anymore,
I'm passing out, I try to calm down.
Give me a local anaesthetic, please!
Put me to sleep.
I don't know if I realize
Sweet baby Jesus, what am I doing?
If I fart, it's because I'm stressed.
Enzo's head decomposes and
turns into a compressed cashew.
When Enzo's stressed,
he wants to poop.
If he farts and the tattooist gets
shat in the face, it'll be a tragedy.
- Do you prefer that or a 15 in. c*ck?
- The 15 in. c*ck.
It's really hurting you then.
Enzo, you're a strong,
independent woman.
Breathe, push. I see the head.
You're going to be fine.
Okay, don't panic. Okay.
He's got the cord around his neck!
Okay, let's not panic.
I'm pale, I look like
my untanned a*s in the winter.
What Mexican fly really bit me?
What the hell am I doing here?
- Bravo, Enzo!
- Bravo, Enzo!
Awesome.
Thanks, man, you're top-notch.
I need some fresh air.
TATTOO STUDIO
It's amazing!
- It's nice here, isn't it, baby?
- Yeah.
I hope I'm not like a storm,
something temporary.
You know I could be a thunderstorm.
I can see he's a little puzzled.
Tattoos are very reliable,
they stay on your skin for life.
But I'm not very reliable
and he knows that,
at least, he'll have something
to remember Julie by.
How nice is that?
Who wouldn't dream of that?
- This is for life.
- Yeah, that's great. I'm so happy.
The idea excited me like crazy.
If you don't end your life with me,
your husband's going to say:
"What's this?"
At the time, I'm really happy,
but if we stop talking,
what will I do
with this lightning bolt?
I could say that I'm a meteorologist
or that I love thunderstorms,
but I hope it doesn't happen.
We're all done here.
- Thank you.
- We're engraved for life.
And we did
another little thing with Tristan.
We fell in love at first sight!
Guys, is the wedding soon?
They'll kick themselves.
They haven't even had sex yet,
they've already got
a tattoo for life.
Are they totally brain dead?
It'll be over in a couple of days.
They're stupid.
I've seen some dumb people,
but these aren't
the sharpest tools in the shed.
We're all engraved for life, guys.
Frenchie Shore!
That's it, for the rest of my life,
until I'm six feet under.
And now it's time
to head back to the villa,
find Théo and see
if I bury Kara six feet under.
Thanks, guys! Thank you so much!
Until next time, thanks!
Théo!
Are they in the f*ck pad?
Anybody home?
They're definitely screwing.
- They're here. Hello!
- Hello!
Anything happened?
- Is that any of your business?
- Yes, it is. TTM or not TTM?
- You have to fill in the f*ck board!
- We'll tell Enzo if a line is needed.
Okay, you'll see me later. Thank you.
Pépita is all smiles. But it's not
possible to tolerate everything.
No kidding, it's become commonplace.
It's more normal to suck a d*ck
than to have juice for breakfast.
Pépita?
- The truth.
- What?
- How do you feel?
- It's just a one-shot.
I'd rather have it happen
when I'm not in the villa
than right in front of me.
And I know it's not better
than with me.
She's interested in Théo
just because he's with me.
She's a fan of me. She wants my life.
I can't give you my life, sorry,
but I can give you an autograph,
that's all I can do for you.
- Let's go there.
- Yeah.
They're amplifying everything.
And I want no harassment.
There won't be,
I'm not you, I'm not a thief.
That's irrelevant.
You're starting to clash with me
I'm curious to see how you'll react
when there's no one around.
Pépita's a big fan of
the group effect.
But I'm not surprised.
Like almost everyone in this house,
she's got no personality.
Sheepish and weak.
She's a weak case.
That's the definition of a weak girl.
So you, you little ,
what did you just say?
"It's a one-shot, because
then he'll come back to me."
Melvin f*cked you and left you.
Isn't that what he did with you?
- I'm the one who didn't want to.
- Weren't you his rag? You were.
Don't mix things up, it's me who
Had I wanted to do it again
with him, I would have.
I'm "girl power", I'm not into
rivalry, jealousy with women.
She's not a woman.
If you need to attack a woman
and put her down
to make yourself feel more important,
you're full of sh*t.
- Are you pissed?
- No.
- Are you pissed?
- No.
It's not the fact that you're
sleeping with him that bothered me.
I'm pissed because
what you've done is very low.
I'm a classy woman,
I'm not fighting over a guy.
I'll give him to you if you like.
You won't have to fight. Take him.
No thanks, I'm fine.
You're a piece of sh*t,
you're not a woman.
- What?
- You're not a woman.
- I'll throw it in your face.
- Do it.
But have you seen what you're like?
You've got zero class.
I'll never stoop to your level.
I'd love to have
a woman-to-woman explanation,
something constructive,
but seeing as she's in a show,
in the Kara show,
it makes me puke
just thinking about it.
She's trying to give herself
a reputation,
it's impossible to talk to her.
So I'm going to talk to Théo
to find out what's going on.
Hey girl!
Hey girl.
- TTM, TTM!
- TTM, TTM!
- I do what I want, you do too.
- Drop dead.
If he can't lift you,
he'd rather lift cast iron.
I've been screwed all night.
She likes having
her flower pollinated.
Do you want to come
to the villa with me?
I'm overexcited,
I'm so stressed I'm sweating.
Wake up in there.
- I want to throw up.
Put yourself like this.
The turkey's in place.
I want to eat her a*s.
Stop f*cking over.
I'm putting you on a leash,
because you're not very reliable.
Can you put that in your p*ssy?
They've got me horny.
There's someone in the villa
who wants to suck you off.
The f*ck board
is not going to fill itself.
- Frenchie Shore!
- Frenchie Shore!
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01x08 - The musical chairs
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The show follows the daily lives of ten housemates who live together for several weeks.
The show follows the daily lives of ten housemates who live together for several weeks.