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01x01 - leanin

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Flatbush Misdemeanors". Aired: May 23, 2021 – August 21, 2022.*
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A raw and grounded comedy about city life, the show follows Dan and Kevin, who play characters struggling to thrive in their new surroundings in the brash environment of Flatbush, Brooklyn.

01x01 - leanin

Post by bunniefuu »

[BELL RINGS]

I'm not gonna say it again. Do not move.

Now, what are you doing here?

- He's just

- I'm not talking to you!

I'm making a delivery.

So why didn't you

come through the front?

I always go through the back.

[DAN] It's not Kev's fault.

I propped the back door open for him.

[MAN OVER RADIO] Warren,

Marcus is peeing in the library.

Look, I got a 602 trespasser,

maybe weapons dealer, or

kidnaper, or a child predator.

Look I'm gonna need to search you.

- You too, Dan.

- I've been teaching here two years.

Yet you still managed to

put every kid in danger

by propping the door open.

Well, my bad there.

You really think I'd commit a

crime in a neon traffic vest?

I'm just doing my job.

[WHISPERED] I'm just doing my job.

Dude, that's my lunch.

Just last month, this

neighborhood had 28 burglaries,

15 robberies, and 22 assaults.

Yeah, I'm sorry, none of

that happened to my rice.

Can you not report this?

[MOCKING] I'm sorry.

Can you not report this?

Listen, I don't care.

Kev is not a threat, all right.

He's my best friend bringing me food.

He's new to Flatbush.

He's just an honest, struggling artist.

Don't say "struggling."

Just say "artist."

[DAN] I just meant that,

like, we're all struggling.

You know, like, life's

a struggle, you know.

Anyway, he's trying to save

money to move off my couch,

and he needs to get back to work.

Let him go. Please, let him go.

Hey, move out the way, fat a*s.

[WOMAN] Get back here,

you disgusting boys!

Marcus, you cannot piss in the library!

Marcus! Stupid boys.

[MARCUS] Come on and catch me then!

- [WARREN] Marcus! Marcus!

- [MARCUS] Go, go!

You left these at the crib.

Oh, I don't I don't need it.

It looks like you do.

Yeah, I do. No, thank you.

I gotta make more deliveries.

I'll see you later.

Yeah, I should get back to class.

[STUDENT] Hey yo, Mr. Joseph!

Mr. Joseph sucks d*ck!

[MAN] You from Brooklyn?

Flatbush. [CHUCKLES]

Rap professor, acknowledge

the scholar sh*t

No scholar sh*t

[DREW] She works for Vice now.

She's doing an expose on how

many hoodies A Boogie own.

[BLUE] Bro, I'm trying

to get like that, bro.

Trying to level up.

n*gga, how?

All you do is play this game.

Bro, I'm 'bout to be a professional

untitled goose game player.

Son, nobody is paying money

to watch you play this sh*t.

Quit saying that.

Bro, you're being negative.

You know, this food should

be free, how late you was.

No, no, no, yo, son!

I'm taking it back down

- Yo, look what you did!

- I didn't do that.

Yo, Drew, you see this sh*t, n*gga.

- Bro, I didn't do that.

- Yes, you did, n*gga.

You was the only one standing there.

- I was already

- Yo, what the

Yo, n*gga you spilled this, bro.

No, it was already like that.

[JON] No, it wasn't,

n*gga. It was not like this.

Do you what you just did?

n*gga, you know how

hard that sh*t is to get.

I'm like one of the only n*gg*s

on the block with that sh*t.

Yo, Blue, where is my rack?

[KEVIN] Yo, bro chill. It

don't need to be all that.

- I'm sorry. My bad

- [DREW] What the f*ck is wrong with you?

What I'ma do with a sorry?

- Yo, Blue, where's my sh*t?

- [KEVIN] Yo, I'm sorry man.

- You don't need to do all that.

- Yo, Jon, get my sh*t.

I got you, n*gga. Yo,

please, chill out, man.

- It don't really mean

- Chill out?

It don't need to be what, m*therf*cker?

You know how much that sh*t cost?

f*ck you, all this sh*t three racks.

You got three racks on

you? What you got on you?

Matter of fact, f*ck is this?

- What?

- I need that.

Shut the f*ck up.

- Where's my sh*t?

- [CHOKING]

I get off work in 9:30, bro.

Please, I promise you, I

can pay you back, promise.

- f*ck.

- [COUGHS]

- A'ight.

- I'll pay you back.

Promise you, as soon

as I get off work, man.

m*therf*cker!

9:50, that's what you got,

till 9:50, get my sh*t.

Now get the f*ck outta here.

- f*ck outta here, p*ssy.

- Oh, man.

Yo, you believe this sh*t?

No, n*gga, I don't.

sh*t is good though.

- Ahh!

- What's up?

No wonder, this n*gga's a Virgo.

Stop playing, son. My

baby mama's a Virgo, dog.

Can't stand no f*cking Virgos.

Lisa, come on, you play

don't walk away from the door, Lisa.

Now come back to the peephole, Lisa.

- [LISA] Go away!

- I heard you walk away.

I would never do this

to you and the kids.

- [LISA] Get away from my door!

- Lisa, come on baby.

Baby, open the door.

You know I won't be lying no more.

- Lisa, come on.

- [LISA] Do not be

[MAN] You got me out here in the hallway

looking crazy, baby.

So I'm sorry to knock again,

but job make us give these out.

We got corn soup specials

every Sunday from 12 to 12:15.

[JON] Yo, I found a g*n.

[LINE RINGING]

[BEEP]

f*ck!

- [PHONE BUZZES]

- Georgia?

[SHERRI] Who the hell is

Georgia, and where are you?

I have plenty of customers

waiting on their food.

All right, yeah, I'm on my way.

Wait, Miss Sherri, you think I

can get paid earlier this week?

[SHERRI] No boy, I don't

ever pay people early.

[SIGHS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

- Yo, whoa, whoa.

- [WOMAN] Hey!

f*ck me. Oh, oh.

Oh, yo!

g*dd*mn it, bro!

[LAUGHS]

What did I do to you?

- [SHOUTS]

- Yo, come on, Jas.

Chill, man. Grandma in there asleep.

What you want?

She be sleeping through Jouvert.

She'll be a'ight.

We still getting up this weekend?

If you put one of these on. Damn.

- n*gga, stop.

- The f*ck, that was

You good? Your drier working?

No, you know sh*t in this

building don't f*cking work.

Let me hold something.

sh*t, I was about to

ask you for something.

Why you need my money?

f*ck is you talking about?

- Why you need my money?

- I asked you first.

A'ight, look,

I just came from doing

this delivery, right?

And it's like 12 n*gg*s in there, right?

And soon as I walk in,

they immediately start

swinging on me, right?

But I'm eating their sh*t, ah, ah, ah.

Just dodging it.

And then this big dude

walk up to me like,

"Oh, this n*gga too nice with it."

He hold a g*n to my head.

"All right, man, if

you gon' sh**t, sh**t."

He sh**t, no b*ll*ts, right?

But by then, they already

got me for my wallet,

my keys, everything like.

But I'm about to buy a

g*n and get my sh*t back.

Kevin, that did not happen.

You're right. It didn't happen.

But I do owe n*gg*s

money. Like, I'm for real.

- It's just

- You're dead-a*s?

I wouldn't be asking you this

if I ain't need it, come on.

[SIGHS]

Whatever you got. I

can't I can't do that.

- That's a lot.

- n*gga, take less then.

- It's my sh*t anyway.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I can't take that

without paying you back.

Oh, yeah, you're

definitely paying me back.

- I'ma pay you back.

- With interest.

Okay, cool, tell your

grandma I said I love her.

I love you too.

[BELLS RINGING]

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

Girl, don't play with me.

- Girl, what I got to lie for?

- But why would she do that?

'Cause that's who she is. Watch.

You'll see when she

show up. She prolly

You know he had a girl, right?

- Shut up!

- Zayna, whisper. Like, whisper shut up.

You can't leave your

kids alone in class, Dan.

I was just outside to help chase Marcus.

The kids were fine.

I didn't fill out the teacher's

surveys you made us do.

You know it doesn't really matter to me

which teachers the kids like,

but the principal likes to know.

Okay, can I be honest?

I think those evaluations are

popularity contest bullshit.

Your students rated you pretty high.

- Yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

It's good to know though. I

guess, it is good we do them.

I wouldn't rate well in popularity.

You're easy to like.

I just mean here's what

I meant with that sentence.

That you would rate higher than

the other two vice principals,

or, like, Principal Douglass.

You would rate way higher than him.

Why do you say that?

'Cause Douglass is such a

wait, what do you think of him?

Are you asking me what I think

because if I like him,

then you won't insult him?

Yeah, that's pretty standard.

Just being careful.

- [DAMI] What's up?

- What's up?

What's up? What the f*ck?

[AMAYA] Those our tests from today?

- [DAN] Yeah.

- [AMAYA] How'd I do?

You didn't do great. Hey,

don't grab the papers.

Come on, don't grab the papers.

Zayna, come on, come

on, mind your business.

Stop, stop, stop, have

respect for my job.

Yo, that's some low scores.

Zayna's so bad, she didn't get a number.

[LAUGHTER]

Bro, I didn't even finish. I don't care.

[AMAYA] Mm-mm.

Okay, fine, since we're

doing this here, Zayna,

I don't know why you

half-a*s all these tests.

Like, you're smarter than this.

Amaya got an F too.

Yeah, but that's the

best she's gonna do.

But you can do much better.

If you believed in yourself

Oh, my gosh shut up!

Zayna, why don't the two of you

go sit in the back with Dami.

- Man, f*ck her.

- [LAUGHTER]

[JESS] Zayna.

[ZAYNA] What? I was just playing, miss.

[DAMI CLEARS HER THROAT]

[JESS] So how is that

basketball thing going?

Oh, it's fun.

You should come hang at practice today.

I have to cover for the dance coach,

and I hate basketball.

Otherwise, I would.

Why do you volunteer

as equipment manager?

I don't know. I I

just like basketball.

Like, in teaching, I gotta, like,

stick to the textbooks, right,

and I keep having to fail them.

Wait, are a lot of

your students failing?

Oh, no, no very few. They're

Most of them are good.

- [SHOUTING]

- Hey, hey, hey, Zayna!

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

- Are you okay?

- She stole my belt!

- I don't wanna hear it!

- She stole my f*cking belt!

- I don't wanna hear it!

- But, Miss, that's

I don't wanna hear it!

You need help? You need help, Jess?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, can you take this?

That's my f*cking belt!

[JESS] We're gonna take

you to the E.R., okay?

Jess, what should I do with this?

- Just put that away, please.

- Okay.

[JESS] Zayna, you're in big trouble.

[OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]

The belt's in the room,

okay? Anything else?

- You are in big trouble, okay?

- [DAN] I'm here to help.

Go home, go home, go home, go home.

Stop filming, go home. What can I do?

Yeah, just make sure they go home, okay?

[DAMI] She gave me a concussion.

Done. Anything else?

No, no, we're okay,

Dan. Just tie your shoes.

- [DAMI] Did you see her hit me?

- [JESS] I did. I did.

I did not take her belt. I

know I didn't take her belt.

It's all gonna be okay.

You have health insurance?

[BELL RINGING]

Yeah.

I got your messages.

You okay?

You wanna talk about it?

Bro, where the f*ck is my bed?

Oh, Kareem took the

couch for a block party.

You just gave my bed away?

I didn't give it my mom made me.

I'll pick it up soon.

Yo, chill, chill stop.

Yo, can you just call the cops?

Stop drinking.

I'm not gon' call the cops, man.

I'm not a snitch.

You do it.

Do you want me to? I'll call them?

No don't.

No, they'll probably

come k*ll everybody.

Yeah.

How about your sister,

have you called her?

Yeah, Georgia's stupid

a*s won't answer the phone

and she been tweetin' all day, like

It's whatever. I got 200 already,

and I got somebody coming over,

so I know I'm gonna be straight.

- [KNOCKING]

- There they go.

- Right on time.

- Who is that?

[KEVIN] What's up,

man? Roosevelt, right?

[ROOSEVELT] Yeah, I was headed

to Blick's to get a new set

- when I saw your post.

- [KEVIN] Word.

So look, I was thinking

of 200 for the new,

120 for the used.

What you think?

You selling your paint?

[DAN] Oh, sh*t.

Yeah, it's definitely Michael Harding.

Let's say 600 for the five, final offer.

- [DAN] Don't don't sell it.

- All right.

[ROOSEVELT] Whoa.

Is this painting for sale?

I'll give you $1,000 right now.

Really?

[ROOSEVELT] The colors, the depth,

groundbreaking.

This is a Betty Blayton, right?

No, actually, I made it.

That was it was my first

time painting on canvas.

Oh.

Ha.

Yeah, I'll just take the paint.

- You don't want the painting?

- No.

Good to meet you.

See, that's the thing

about this art sh*t,

it just don't never feel like

it's actually about the art,

and nobody care about you

until everybody else do,

and then don't nobody care

until you're either famous

or you're dead.

I don't wanna have to die to get on.

I feel like my sh*t is good now.

Yeah, it is.

You shouldn't have sold your paint.

Did you not just hear what I said?

This n*gga's not f*cking around.

I need money now. What else I'ma do?

I know I've said this,

but a therapist would help.

Therapist? I'm 'bout to die.

You telling me I need

to go see a therapist.

I'm not telling you to go right now.

- But you have depression.

- Now I'm depressed.

Why you think everybody depressed?

Just 'cause you depressed

don't the world depressed.

- It's just you.

- It's not just me.

There's other guys in waiting room.

Do you really think

you're not depressed?

Dude, you're drunk at three o'clock.

You eat once a day. You

play chess with yourself.

What's wrong with playing chess?

It's a two-person game.

I'm I'm just trying to help you, man.

Yeah, but every time you try to help,

- you too scared to help so

- What does that mean?

What does that mean I

get too scared to help?

[PHONE BUZZES]

[DAN] Is that them calling?

[KEVIN] Yeah, and they

won't leave me alone.

I don't know if New York is for me.

That's why I'm pushing therapy.

I mean, you can't just keep

moving away from your problems.

Polanski did.

Is this water?

Yeah, I wanted to be dramatic.

Maybe Kareem can help.

[METALLIC CLATTER]

[BELL RINGING]

Can you just help us, Kareem, please.

Kareem? Why you keep calling me Kareem?

When you gonna start calling me daddy.

Call me daddy first?

I'm not calling you dad,

man. I'm not calling you dad.

How long I gotta be

married to your mother

before you respect our union?

I'm not calling you dad, man.

I'm your daddy, man.

Call me daddy, and I can find

it in my heart to help you.

Okay, can you please

help help us, Dad?

Huh?

- Dad!

- Oh, oh!

[CHUCKLES]

All of a sudden you need my help.

I'm your daddy now. [CHUCKLES]

God damn millennials.

All right, I'ma help you.

Your daddy gonna help you.

Just don't call me big daddy,

'cause that's what your momma call me.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

This why I didn't want

to do the dad sh*t, Jesus.

Can you just help? Can you help?

Where you know this boy from?

I mean, I ain't seen him around.

Y'all, dating?

Who, Kev? No.

No, we were best

friends in middle school,

and then he moved.

He just moved back from New Orleans,

but no, we've just stayed close.

Can you help now?

All right, man, what's the man's name?

Drew. He stays around Dorchester.

Drew? Man, I know Drew.

That n*gga from Park Slopes.

Yeah, you scared of a Park Slopes n*gga?

Man. [SCOFFS]

He said he was gonna k*ll him.

k*ll

That boy wouldn't k*ll time.

[GROANS]

You know what?

I'm gonna take care of

this sh*t for you right now.

Hold this.

[PHONE BUZZES]

[DISTANT SHOUTING, CLATTERING]

[TENSE MUSIC]

[LOUD CLANG]

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING, DOG BARKING]

[DAN] Yo, Kev.

He knows Drew. He's calling him.

- It's okay.

- Thank God, man.

You got the coolest stepfather ever.

- Thank you, thank you.

- He's got it figured out.

- All right.

- It's all good.

- All right, cool.

- Yeah.

You good.

Thank you, Kareem.

Appreciate you, man. That's love.

- Really, thank you.

- [KAREEM] Come on, man.

I got you

an hour.

What?

I got you an extra hour, until 10:50.

You are crazy, bro. Drew gon' k*ll me.

What the f*ck I'ma do with an hour?

Why are you asking me for?

All I know is you're wasting time.

I don't know, take a

stroll on the beach.

I don't know, start a GoFundMe.

I don't know, start a

paper route for an hour.

I don't know, motherfuckin' join !sis.

I don't know, dig your grave.

I don't know, pay a n*gga back.

I don't what you gon'

do with your damn hour.

All I know is gon'

be dead. That's right.

m*therf*cker, take your couch back.

You said you were gonna help, dude.

I am helping.

Matter of fact, you can help me.

Tell your mama I'll be home at 11.

You understand? Same time he'll be dead.

Ain't no need for your a*s to be out,

'cause his a*s gon' be dead.

That's right, you know.

And feed your god damn

fish. Feed the fish, sh*t.

[GRUNTS] I'm just playing with you.

I'm just playing, man.

You know the kids love you.

My boy really loves you.

I'm sorry. I'm not

calling him dad again.

It's was one-time thing.

[DAN] Just gotta take my couch.

- You really wanna move it?

- This'll just take a minute.

You're not gonna move?

No, don't take that. Leve it.

Okay, should be quick.

[DAN] You don't have to

go over there, you know?

What else I'ma do? I can't run.

They got my ID. They know where I work.

They always in there.

I don't got no other option.

So why don't we just call the cops?

All right, stop with this

call the police stuff, man.

Like, you're the one that say

we should abolish the police.

Yeah, we should after they

do this one last thing.

How much do you have?

- The same 800.

- [PHONE BUZZES]

It's them calling now.

I should probably go.

What are you so worried about

getting there on time for?

They're not gonna spare your

life because you're punctual.

'Cause I can't avoid them.

If I don't deal with them

today, I'll see 'em tomorrow.

So just don't go until

you have the money.

Yo, stop trying to tell me what to do.

- You're not from here.

- You're not from here either.

No, you're not from here.

You grew up Upper West Side, stable.

I grew up in a lot of

different places, not Manhattan.

You got your mom out here.

Like, I don't have

those same luxuries, bro.

Luxuries, don't f*cking

talk down to me, man.

I'm in the same stop as

you. We're in the same

I'm on your f*cking couch.

What are you talking about

[DAN] It's just for now.

What do you mean it's just for now?

Stop trying to make everything

sound so god damn easy, bro.

No matter what I do, I'm done.

My job can't help. Kareem can't do sh*t.

My sister won't even

answer the f*cking phone.

Like

[CHUCKLES] sh*t is crazy.

n*gg*s really don't give

a f*ck about me, man.

Why do you say nobody

gives a f*ck about you?

I'm right here.

I skipped practice today

to help you, I'm right here.

Dan, you pump ba*ls.

I almost got arrested

bringing you lunch today.

You talking 'bout, "I

skipped practice to help you."

Like, you talking about practice?

[DAN] I did what you asked.

Bro, you do what everybody asks.

You took these f*cking fish

'cause Kareem asked you to.

You don't really care

about helping, bro.

You just do sh*t so

people not mad at you.

So what do you want me to do?

Nothing, I'ma go by myself.

Jesus, f*ck, man.

Just cut the f*cking pride

for one minute and just listen.

[KEVIN] I'm being prideful?

When's the last time you called

your dad, like sixth grade?

Yeah, okay, and your sister

won't pick up the phone

'cause she gave up on you.

- All right, you got it.

- Why is Georgia so well.

She's not better. She's not smarter.

She just goes for what she wants.

She's not so f*cking scared.

- Kev?

- [PHONE BUZZES]

- Hey.

- [JESS] I kept calling.

I'm with Dami at the E.R.

Can you come to the

hospital now, like right now?

Her parents are still at

work, and I just have to leave.

I don't I can, Jess. Is Dami okay?

Yeah, she's okay. No

doctor has seen her yet.

Also, Dami admitted

she stole the belt from Zayna,

not the other way around.

[DAMI] It's a Gucci belt.

She shouldn't even be

able to afford that sh*t.

- [JESS] Dami, come on.

- [DAMI] That sh*t like $2,000.

[JESS] That doesn't mean you

steal it and fight someone.

- [DAMI] Why not?

- How much is it?

[DAMI] It's like $2,000 plus tax.

Uh, yeah, I can't I

can't come there, Jess.

I'm sorry, I have to I can't.

Um

Feel feel better, Dami.

[BELL DINGING]

[MAN] I tried slinging meth and Mary.

She won't sing her part.

Sing Blackstreet, "Don't Leave Me."

Lisa!

- Yo.

- Yo, what the f*ck?

Also, I got you these rare fish, bro.

They're from the Hudson.

You can't even really get

these in no stories like that.

Look, bro, I just need

a couple of more months

or years or something.

I could get you the

rest of that, I promise.

I just trading forex, man.

It's just a lot of things

going on in my life right now.

I'ma get a second job, we

have to pay rent this month,

my mom got cancer.

It's a lot of things

going on in my life that

Bro.

Peeped your IG. You paint?

Um, I'm trying.

Yo, where did he go?

[BLUE] I f*ck with one of them.

That sh*t had a lot of blue in it.

Would you wanna buy it?

Nah. I only f*ck with abstract.

You think you can help me, man, please?

Probably shoulda' called 12 dummy.

[GASPING, GROANING]

What are you doin', man? Help!

Yeah, after this game.

- [POUNDING ON DOOR]

- What the f*ck?

Yo, keep that bag on your f*ck' head.

- [KNOCKING CONTINUES]

- f*ck me.

- What?

- Hey, this belt is worth a lot.

I would love to trade it for my friend,

right here with the bag.

- Sorry

- Get the f*ck in here.

- [DAN] I'm going.

- [DOOR SLAMS]

Yo, what the f*ck? Put

this sh*t down, man.

What'd I tell you?

I don't give a f*ck about no belt.

Why you open the f*cking door?

They knocked twice.

Listen, okay, I got this belt.

I'm gonna tell you, it's worth a lot.

Shut the f*ck up. Shut the f*ck up.

Zay, get outa the bathroom.

Oh my god, what?

[DREW] Get in your

room. Don't "what" me.

What he doing here?

[DREW] What, you know him?

[ZAYNA] Yeah, that's my teacher.

- That's your teacher?

- Mm-hmm.

- [JON] You know her?

- [DAN] Mm-hmm.

Man

Yo, you gon make sure

she does good in school, right?

Yeah. Yeah, I

I don't need to do her any favors.

The kids took a test today,

almost everybody failed.

Zayna got the highest score.

- Really?

- She's smart.

Yo, you got the highest score?

Why you ain't tell me?

I just graded it a

second ago in my head.

Hey, yo, that's my belt!

[DAN] Uh, I

Yeah.

Yes, she she lost your belt,

and that's why I am

here to return your belt.

- No, that sh*t was stolen.

- I understand that.

Yes, it was stolen. I know, I remember.

There was a whole thing earlier today,

and and I got it back,

and it couldn't wait till morning,

so here I am bringing her belt.

Yo, she was upset all day,

and I ain't know why.

Appreciate you bringing that sh*t.

- [DAN] Of course.

- [ZAYNA] Hey, yo, Blue.

I got my Gucci belt back, look.

Yo, she don't even know it's fake.

[DAN] Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Now where the f*ck do

you think you going?

Bro, you just said we could go.

No, he can go. I'ma f*ck you up.

[DAN] But I'm Zayna's teacher.

What that got do with him? m*therf*cker!

- [REWINDING]

- m*therf*cker!

- [REWINDING]

- m*therf*cker!

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Yo, wait, yo, Kevin

helped me find the belt.

Man, you messed up my boomerang.

Wait, wait, wait, Kevin helped

me find the belt for Zayna.

That's why he couldn't get your money.

That's what we were doing all day.

Oh, man.

I still need two racks from you.

I got you.

And you gon' make sure she

does good in school, right?

Yeah, she just got an "A"

on tomorrow's test also.

- Yo!

- Aye! Boop!

[DAN] Yeah, of course.

Yo, ain't it corn soup

Sunday this weekend too?

- Yeah.

- We getting it free now, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

I'll see you I'll

see you this weekend.

- [DREW] Yeah.

- Make sure you tag me.

- [DAN] Nice to meet you.

- [KEVIN] Yeah, yeah, I got you.

I got this weekend. I'll see you.

- You all right?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, thanks for

- No, you're

- It's cool.

- Yeah.

[MAN] n*gg*s be lying,

b*tches be lying

[DAN] Why didn't just sell your phone?

[KEVIN] I didn't even think about that.

L-Y-I-N-N ♪

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