01x05 - dub

[bunniefuu]

I'm going to try to get you

some more rent money soon.

You don't you don't have to do that.

I'll bet. Say less.

I mean, that that would be good.

Like, I would like that.

She stole my belt!

- She hit her

- I don't wanna hear it.

You should come hang at practice.

What about that girl at

your school, you you smash?

She's my boss.

We almost did, but I fell asleep.

[DREW] Your parents know you over here?

- Yeah.

- I don't think they do.

Didn't we tell you to

come home after school?

You're wicked.

Don't even try to the devil.

Let's go, come on.

Before I slap you yet here.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

Yes, yes ♪

Damn, I think you have waves.

I know. Can you fix it?

Don't worry.

I can make you look

like Michael B. Jordan, dude.

Bro, shut the f*ck up, man.

Damn, n*gga.

What happened? You got cancer?

You look old, young, and

middle age at the same time.

How your bald spot have a bald spot?

It's so bad it's a masterpiece.

So never Oz, Oz, Oz, can you listen?

Oz listen, pay attention here.

I'm still growing. I gotta eat.

Listen, never drift outside the paints.

Nobody can stop you down low.

I'm more of an outside sh**ter.

No, Oz, do you remember what happened

the last time you took it three?

Just didn't aim it right.

Listen, your height could

be a huge value to the team.

Just to use it.

But I wanna be more than just tall.

No, you're tall. That's everything.

Being tall is everything

in high school basketball.

Even life, success is

mostly about being tall

or acting tall.

Look, if you don't play

smarter tomorrow,

Coach is gonna bench you

for the season.

Coach Bowser say that?

Man, I f*cking hate that dude.

I do too, but don't

tell him I said that but

Yo, what you think of this?

It's fine.

Yeah?

[DAN] It looks nice.

Thank you again, Mr. Joseph.

- See you, man.

- Yeah.

Hey, yo, that guy

didn't pay for his food.

He said

Goddamnit.

What you think, this is Make-A-Wish?

- [DAN] How much was his meal?

- $55!

There's a tip, dude.

And a and a run-out charge.

[MAN] That's why when somebody

say, you know,

"When you get to the NBA,

don't forget about me"

and all that stuff,

I should say to them,

"Well, if I don't make it,

don't forget about me."

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[KEVIN] They letting you coach now?

Nah, Coach Bowser still

has me managing equipment.

And none of the kids feel encouraged.

He doesn't draw plays. He just screams.

That sound like an opportunity to me.

Head coach is lazy.

The kids like you more.

Take his job.

I'm sure there's, like, red tape

or some dumb process or something.

- You a hypocrite.

- How?

You always pushing me to

get my painting out there.

Push yourself the same way

to be a coach.

Maybe.

What you mean "maybe?"

Like, come on, man?

Middle school when

you wanted to be a coach,

you made that happen.

Now you're saying maybe?

What's with you?

I mean, I-I wanted to play

on the middle school team

not be the assistant coach.

Yeah, but you can't have hoop.

So, you know, you made

the coach thing work.

You all right?

Yeah. I-I just ran out of Xanax,

and my doctor's cutting

me off till next week.

I'm not overdoing it.

They wouldn't prescribe a

thing if it was bad for you.

Prescriptions are good.

[PHONE CHIMING]

That's Drew, isn't it?

- What?

- That was your Drew sigh.

I don't have a Drew sigh.

Then how'd I know who it was?

Yo, stop bringing Drew free food.

The more you deal with him,

the more bad sh*t happens.

You rather him come

down here and f*ck us up?

You just shouldn't go, man.

I don't have any other choice.

Just consider not going.

[DAN] I'll see you at home.

Wait, do I have a Dan sigh?

Nah, you just look like

you want me to shut up.

- True.

- [BELL JINGLES]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey.

- Hey.

- Whoo.

- Okay.

- [LAUGHS]

Nice job, ladies.

Racy but not so racy

where parents would complain.

Come on, Ms. Beretto,

you gotta let me dance.

This routine gonna look

stupid without the whole team.

You think your teammates are

gonna look stupid without you?

Great team spirit, Zayna.

[ZAYNA] That's not you know

that's not what I meant.

[JESS] Well, you should've

thought about this

before you went all Laila Ali on folks.

The-the lady who sells

haircare products at Target?

She was a boxer first.

Come on, know your female sports icons.

Dami and I obviously squashed it.

We dancing together.

Coach Higgins said that she'd let me.

Okay, well, while I'm in

for Coach Higgins,

I make the rules.

It was her choice

to go on maternity leave.

But the punishment

doesn't fit the crime.

You put Dami in the hospital.

She didn't even get a bed!

It was basically a checkup!

It's all good.

Ms. Reynolds, just let a dance with us.

We a team.

Where's you spirit at?

[BOTH] Rah, rah, rah, rah.

- Let's go Pigeons.

- [IMITATING BIRD]

Uh-uh, you know what?

Wait, wait, you know what?

Zayna, the principal

made a judgment call,

and you were suspended.

You can't frame being punished

as a lack of team spirit.

Why not? It makes sense to me.

[PHONE BUZZES]

[JESS] I don't I don't

wanna hear it.

[DAMI] Yeah, still at

dance practice, Mama.

Huh? Yes, me, Ms. B,

Sharee, Gemma and Uli.

No, Zayna is not here.

I told you she's suspended.

Don't worry.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Yes, I put the goat out.

Yes, Mama.

Hey, Zayna. All right.

Just caught up with Zayna.

That's nice.

Wait, I texted you a few times.

Sorry.

Uh, I did that thing

where I-I saw the text,

but then didn't answer the texts.

That's cool.

We just haven't really talked

since the other night, so

Yeah, listen, Dan,

that night was weird.

We both took a pill, which is

something I never do, so

Right, yeah, no.

Same with me in terms of never.

Yeah, it's just for the best

that it didn't go

too far at that time.

I think we dodged a b*llet.

It wouldn't have been that bad.

Would it?

It would have.

Oh, I shouldn't have

asked you to repeat that

the second time. It hurt my feelings.

I-I just don't wanna do

something I'm gonna regret

professionally speaking.

You know, me being

in a position of authority.

I mean, we're teachers

at a public high school.

Like, neither of us

have that much authority.

Yeah, but I do have more authority.

I mean, not-not really.

Actually, yes.

In-in title, salary, responsibility,

really across the board.

I'm six months older.

It'd just be a bad look

if I was hooking up with an underling.

I don't feel like we're over

underlings with each other.

I think we're so evenly linked.

It'd just be a mess.

So let's just keep it

professional, okay?

I'm sorry.

[BOWSER] Yo, White Lightning.

Let me holler at you a second.

So any more issues,

just come by my office.

Okay? Coach.

[STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Look, Danny boy.

Can you just call me "Dan"?

I heard you been coaching

the boys behind my back.

I'm just answering a few questions.

Yeah, well, don't.

I don't need you to unteaching

them sh*t I just taught?

Okay, but Coach Bowser

It's Dr. Bowser, by the way.

I have a PhD in physical education.

Wait, can you write prescriptions?

- What?

- Forget that.

- Look, Doctor?

- Mm-hmm.

I've tried to run plays past you,

but it seems like

you don't give a sh*t.

[LAUGHS] You picked up on that?

I'm just saying I can be helpful.

You don't have my experience or talent.

You got an idea for them, you

run it past me first, got it?

You will be equipment manager,

nothing more.

So whatever white savior movie

you've got playing in your head,

change the channel.

f*cking fat a*s doctor coach.

[g*n c*ck]

Don't you ever walk

into a man's crib like that.

Next time I might not son.

Got the Beijing?

Yo, what the f*ck is goin' on?

Yo, this n*gga's cerebellum leaking.

Yeah. I know, man.

My bike broke. I had to run over here.

Boy, you trying to get that Tory Lanez.

Yo!

Yo, don't touch it

don't touch it, nah.

Yo, the group chat gotta see this.

This n*gga in Black face. [CHUCKLES]

Yo, son, why you ain't

tell him you needed a cut?

I didn't know you cut hair.

I don't, but I could

do better than this.

g*dd*mn.

Hold on. I got something for you.

Just Where are you going?

- [KEVIN] Nowhere.

- Man.

Yo, Kara Walker couldn't fix this sh*t.

Yo, you just gotta go bald, man.

You know who Kara Walker is?

Yeah. Why?

You don't think I'm cultured?

No, I think you're very cultured.

It's just I paint, and, you know,

I'm trying to get my name

out there like her.

Word?

I used to build little models

of bridges and sh*t.

Yeah, that art world could be cold.

Here, man. I can't fix that sh*t.

Appreciate you.

- Oh, you got any benzos?

- [DREW] Only Oxy right now.

You think I can get three, 30s?

Don't 90 give me three?

They do, but don't you owe me money?

Hey, what's wrong with you?

They not letting me dance

in the game tomorrow

because of that fight I had with Dami.

- But you they best dancer.

- I be knowing.

Yo, they gonna look so dumb without me!

Yo, tell your man to let her dance.

Dan? He don't have much pull there.

Dude basically a janitor

with a whiteboard.

f*ck it, I'll deal

with this sh*t myself.

Wait, hold on.

Do you you sure you wanna

are you sure that's the best

thing for her to dance?

What?

I'm just saying, like,

do you want her thinking

she could get whatever she wants?

It might mess up the way

she sees the world

when she grows up.

You know, like when I f*cked up

and spilled your sh*t,

you instantly taught me

a lesson about consequences.

You can't just do things and it's

and there's not gonna be

any repercussions.

You made me a better man.

You know, and if you get involved,

then she might not ever

learn that lesson.

f*ck, man.

- [DOOR CLOSES]

- [KEVIN] Yo?

[DAN] I talked to coach Bowser today.

Word. It went well?

No, it was terrible.

When have I convinced

anyone of anything?

I just say words and nobody listens.

You got that boy to give

himself head in middle school.

That started as a joke,

but we made history that day.

[DAN] That was fun.

You still gonna try

to take Coach's job?

Yeah, because you were right.

I can't let him win.

I can't be an underling.

I don't care if Jess thinks

we should keep our relationship

professional like

I will coach this team.

I said that?

That was the emotional

core of it, I felt like.

Is that for the tall boy?

Oz, yeah, he's the

stick figure in every play.

If we spread the floor,

we got the shooters

outside the three-point line,

four out and one in.

That way he doesn't have to do anything

except be big near the basket.

Smart.

Unless they go zone

'cause that boy look like garbage.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Oh sh*t. You're a legend.

Thank you.

Oh, this is Oxy?

That's okay.

You don't need no water?

What am I, a baby?

- Bro, you got a problem.

- [DAN] Is that a new hat?

Uh, yeah, I just bought it.

Why'd you buy a hat that doesn't fit?

I thought my head was bigger.

[DAN] You don't have rent

money, but you have hat money?

Wait.

Where'd you get the Oxy?

Damn, you a detective now? sh*t.

Drew.

Come on, Kev.

Bro, I was bringing him food anyway.

I figured I could help you

with at same time.

So just do enough to not get k*lled.

The more involved with him

we get, the more f*cked we are.

Yeah.

He might ask you to get Zayna

to dance at the game too.

How am I what?

I have nothing to do with dance.

I know, that's what I've told him,

but he just slammed

the door in my face, so

This is what I'm talking about, Kev.

He's just gonna keep asking

for more and more sh*t

- until its spirals.

- Oh relax.

That's why I got you

those meds to calm down.

sh*t, we just got to medicate

our way through this.

I might need to take some too

'cause you've been using

all my damn sketch pads.

I don't know what am I paint on.

Yeah, considered it rent.

It's not rent. It's sketchpad.

All right, well, I would like rent.

It's rent, not a sketchpad.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[BUZZER BLARES]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

You think they'll be able to come back?

[KAREEM] Oh, absolutely not.

But I'm not going to stop

supportin' my boy.

What is he doing here?

- Pick your feet up.

- [SCOFFS]

What up, Drew?

Kareem, what up?

What up, man. What you doing here?

- Teaching her something.

- What-what up, bro?

How y'all know each other?

My son is the coach, kinda.

[KAREEM] Let's go, son! You got this!

They roommates. You know, small world.

How ya'll know each other?

Oh, I never told you the story

on how we were smashing the same chick?

[KEVIN] Nah.

[DREW] Here he go.

Me and Drew used to play

for rival basketball teams.

And we was both smashing

this pretty, fine,

young, chocolate thing.

Mm, and we had no idea

until she came to the game

and started rooting for both of us.

- Damn. What y'all do?

- I don't know what he did,

but I caught crabs.

Two times.

[WATCH CHIMES]

You know what? Gotta get my steps in.

That n*gga crazy for real.

Yeah. Oh, here, bro.

- Thank you.

- [DREW] Say less.

Mm-hmm.

- Do you mind if I sit here?

- [DREW] Yeah, do you.

Good afternoon?

Oh my God, leave Dami's mom alone.

What? You can't say hi?

What is it now, eh?

Leave me, I beg you, ha.

Dusty b*tch.

What?

[PHONE CHIMES]

How come you came if she not dancing?

'Cause she got to talking

about how I should do this

and do that to get her to dance.

So I sat and thought about it.

She really did dig

everything about her.

So I tell her, if you really

care about your team

and you down for them,

you'll show up and support 'em

with a smile on your face.

She, "Ah-ah-ah,

that don't even make sense."

Yeah, you said that.

So I said, "Word?

You know what makes sense?

There's always consequences

for your actions."

So I dragged her out here to show her

what them consequences look like.

- Wow.

- [DREW] What?

Nah, it's just kinda crazy

how we co-parenting,

'cause, like, I told you that

[DREW] Co-parenting

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, let 'em see you work ♪

Pop that, shake that, ♪

wiggle that, throw it back ♪

Hey, let 'em see you work ♪

Pop that, shake that, ♪

wiggle that, twerk that ♪

Hey, let 'em see you work ♪

Pop that, shake that, ♪

wiggle that, throw it back ♪

Hey, let 'em see you work ♪

Pop that, shake that, ♪

wiggle that, throw it back ♪

[MUSIC STOPS]

[SONG RESUMES]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[CONFUSED CHATTER]

No music! ♪

[CLAPS RHYTHMICALLY]

No music! ♪

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- [CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[ZAYNA] That's my best friend!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

You m*therf*ckers got the nerve

to be down by 20 at the half!

But we can turn it around, I bet.

Against Brooklyn Theater Art School?

Hey, maybe y'all should

break out into song.

At least you could

beat them at something.

We'd probably lose

against them singing,

but this game we could still win.

No wonder there's nobody in the stands.

If people want to watch a

bunch of mediocre n*gg*s ball,

they go watch the Knicks!

[GROANS]

Coach? Coach?

Coach Bowser.

Dr. Bowser.

Oh, sh*t.

Okay, give him some air.

Give him okay, no one moved.

[PARAMEDIC] Attention all medics,

we have a 74-year-old male,

shortness of breath collapsed.

[EMERGENCY SIRENS]

Say something.

Hey guys, so Coach Bowser

had a little heart attack to his, um

heart.

You know, some people's

hearts are just too big.

Okay, look, Coach Bowser

wasn't a perfect coach

isn't a perfect coach. He is alive.

And you know,

he eats his weight in

Caribbean food every week.

But to his credit, he always said

says, as an alive man

let's just remember that

he sees huge potential in you guys.

He sees fight in you.

So let's fight.

Let's attack the g*dd*mn basket

like Coach Bowser's heart

attacked the rest of his body.

[EXCITED CHATTER]

So what? You're down by 20.

If we make seven stops

and hit seven threes,

we'd be up by one.

See, don't think of it as a miracle.

We don't need a miracle.

Don't think of it like that.

Think of it as a lot

of tiny little things

that could happen,

and we just have to line them all up.

- [EXCITED CHATTER]

- Okay?

- Yeah!

- [DAN] You gonna win big?

- [PLAYERS CHEER]

- [DAN] Yeah!

You got to win for Coach Bowser?

- No?

- [PLAYERS MUTTER NEGATIVELY]

- You'll win for me?

- What?

No. For ourselves.

Right, for yourselves. Yes, totally.

It's not about me. Yeah.

Okay, whatever your motivation,

you get out and win for that reason.

- [PLAYERS CHEERING]

- [OZ] Come on!

[DAN] You got it. You guys got it.

[ROUSING MUSIC]

[BUZZER BLARES]

Listen, you guys gave it your all,

and we didn't even officially

lose until the game was over.

And even inside the losing,

there-there are little wins,

and inside those little wins,

there are smaller lessons.

It's kind of like if you take a loss,

but you-you don't view it

that way, you view

Oh. Well, good game.

Good game.

I thought that was an okay speech.

Yeah.

Did Coach Bowser really say

we have potential?

No, I-I don't think

he knows your names.

[GROANS]

Your man got k*lled.

Yeah, just like middle school.

You just drew that?

It dope.

Really dope.

Can I have it?

Yeah, for three racks.

[DREW] He's a funny dude.

Man, let me get that.

[DAN] You owe me money

for that food, Oz.

You took too many threes also.

Told you to stop taking threes.

Drew, can I get the pad?

[LAUGHS] Bro, you k*lled it.

Bro, I tell you what?

[MOUTHS WORD]

[CHUCKLES]

- Hey.

- Hey, Jess.

So they said Coach Bowser is

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah. What-what about Bowser?

His vital signs are okay.

He just has to eat healthier.

So it looks like

you're acting head coach

until Bowser's back on his feet.

Congrats.

Good job not yelling at them.

Upgrade from Bowser.

Yeah, thanks.

Let's go, Pigeons!

Let's go, Pigeons!

You good?

Bro, come on, man.

You'll started out down 20,

and the coach died.

You did fine.

He's still alive.

For now, but you did it.

You did it, man.

You know, you got

the respect of the team,

and I seen you talking to old girl, so.

I don't know, even with her, it's like,

I don't know where we are right now.

She mad y'all lost?

I don't think she cares.

It's not like she could

f*ck you less, so.

What's up with Drew?

Was he threatening you?

Nah, we were just chilling.

All right, well, don't hang with him.

He tried to k*ll you.

I think he cool off that now, actually.

He hasn't tried to k*ll you

in two weeks, so he's cool?

Bro, I'm not about to be scared.

I'm not saying be scared,

but there's a difference

between that and, like,

seeking him out.

You think I'm seeking him out?

I think this is fun for

you on some level,

like you're enjoying it,

like living on the edge or something,

but it puts both of us at risk.

So I'm just saying,

like, be careful with it.

That's all I'm saying.

Bro, Kareem is the one

that started talking to him,

and I just sat there because

it wasn't nowhere else to sit.

We weren't hanging out.

It's not my fault

that y'all got no fans

or seats or nothing, so.

Then why'd he have your new hat

if you weren't hanging out?

You know they make

more than one Yankees hat.

Why are you being

all shady about this, man?

I see what's happening. I get it.

What?

Them 30s got you tweaking.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, bro, just ride the wave.

- You safe.

- [DAN] Okay, yeah.

It's all right.

This is part of the process.

This is your first time

doing the 30s, you know,

you graduated from

part of the journey.

- Yeah.

- So just

[KAREEM] Where you at, son?

Can't get this f*cking

dad thing to stop.

Over here, Kareem!

Y'all feeling like dessert?

Come on, my treat.

I won a couple of dollars

betting on that theater school.

Why would you bet against my team?

In this family, somebody gotta win.

Okay. Okay.

Who are betting with on

high school basketball?

[KAREEM] Ain't just basketball.

I got action on all

kinds of school sh*t.

Us parents are bored.

I got a thousand-to-one odds

on Fat Omar for Prom King.

I like that bet, actually.

He's got a good personality.

[KAREEM] Oh

I'm raising you right.

[NOLA DARLING'S "STFU" PLAYING]

Shut the f*ck up ♪

Shut the f*ck up ♪

Shut the f*ck up ♪

Who gon' check me, boo? ♪

I'ma yell it from the rooftop ♪

Pop off like a

banshee getting banjee ♪

Understand me, full stop, kick rocks ♪

Jaq be nimble, kinda mental ♪

Just a likkle, deadly with a giggle ♪

I'ma wiggle past yellow tape ♪

Ropes, protocol ♪

From the window to the wall ♪

Till I return my man's call ♪

Tell all these dudes to pause ♪

Harder they come,

the harder they fall ♪

You can't shut me up, no ♪

You ain't gon' keep me quiet, no ♪

You keep on talking tough, no ♪

We gon' start the riot ♪

You can't shut me up ♪

You ain't gon' keep me quiet ♪

You keep on talking ♪