01x10 - Probation

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I want this one.

If you’re jealous, just say it.

I’m not.

You are.

I said I’m not jealous.

Do you know a page called 'A Guy From Nearby Faculty'?

Don’t tell me you’re the admin

Not quite right, Pi.

The Faculty of Allied Health Sciences isn’t the one next to Dentistry

Were you angry when you found out?

I wanted to be your friend at first.

But now,

I want to be your boyfriend

Do you know what my first impression of you was?

You probably forgot all about it.

But I never forget.

A paper jam?

Here, let me.

Thanks.

Hello, The Lord of the Copier

Very nice to see you here.

Here. Please take care of this.

Mine too

All of these.

Hey, why do you look like you don’t want to?

Can’t you just help your friends out, please?

Just help us.

Come on, handsome

Well, pick them up.

These books are pricey. Pick them up.

Thanks for helping

Put them on my desk when you’re done

Let’s go, guys.

It started with empathy

But after that, I always watched you from afar.

Can you add my name to your report?

Come on, my friend.

I’m sorry about the other day.

Please.

Add my name to the report, please.

I watched you every day

but had no courage to approach and talk to you

That’s why I had to become someone else

I was too afraid to tell the truth.

I was afraid of losing you if you found out how I felt.

[A Guy From Nearby Faculty sent you a friend request.]

You know what?

Every time I'm with you,

my heart beats really fast.

I feel happy whenever I’m with you.

What about you?

How do you feel when you’re with me?

Do you feel good?

Thank you

but…

Everything is just so new to me.

I…

I don’t know how things are going to turn out for us

I need more time to think.

I need to collect more information

EP.10 - PROBATION

Why so sad, kid?

I’ve brought my squad to help you.

Duean.

You guys are blocking the entrance.

We’ve come to help. Damn it!

(The Story of a Fifth-Year Student EP.10 - The Sweet Lucky Draw)

Win a chance to see us hug,

kiss,

touch,

or even squeeze each other's bodies.

Anything you want to see.

Step in, guys.

Don’t just stand there. Come closer

Feed a snack with your mouth!

Do it now. Quickly

Do not resist.

A very sexy

strip dance!

So guys, do you want to see more?

Yes.

If you do, please donate your money.

Duean, are you serious?

Hey, no kids allowed.

Just step back

Are you guys ready?

1

2

3

7,000.

7,800.

7,900.

8,000.

It’s 8,527 baht.

Thanks a lot.

I’m kidding, you guys.

Okay then.

See?

If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t get this huge donation

Thanks, Duean.

Thank you so much, Phi.

Hold on

Why do you call me just Duean and call them Phi?

I’m even older than them

I’ve been calling you Duean for so long.

I’m used to it already

He’s been calling him that for so long.

Look at you!

Look, my a*s!

I’ll just punch you all in the face

Come on.

Wanna punch me?

No.

That’s what I thought.

Your friends are funny.

They are.

I almost forgot.

I have something for you.

What is it?

This.

I saw you had this fish on your motorbike

So I thought it’d be cute if we could find it a partner.

Can I have your keychain?

Sure.

See?

It’s very cute when they stay together

They are yours.

Thank you

I knew it. I knew it.

It’s a gift from the heart

I’m blushing for them.

From the heart, my a*s!!

No?

No. Go clean up.

Go!

Move your a*s

What?

Go help them.

No. I’m playing a game

And you?

Drinking and having a good time?

Why don’t you help them?

I’m lazy.

Lazy?

Fair enough.

Meen, what happened?

They are holding hands.

I think there are staples

From where?

On this board.

Who the heck designed this board?

Tell me who.

It’s terrible.

Do you know who decorated this board?

I’m gonna staple his mouth with this

He’s gonna staple that guy

Calm down, man.

It’s no big deal. Why making such a fuss?

Staple his mouth? That’s savage.

Are you angry for your boyfriend, Duean?

Boyfriend, my freaking a*s!

I should just staple your mouths instead

Frustration

Duean, I’ve taken acting classes.

Of course, I can tell.

He’s giving me his pointy finger again.

I’ve been getting that all day

It’s a middle finger.

Yeah?

Let’s just clean up

How are you?

Bleeding just a little.

Who were you talking to?

No one.

sh*t!

Who are you talking to?

Do not get in here.

(Daddy and I are working the night shift.)

(We didn’t prepare dinner.)

(Fix yourselves something.)

Yes?

Hi. What are you doing?

Are you calling to get your answer?

You just asked me today.

Yes. I’m right in front of your house.

Just a sec.

You…

can’t be very patient, can you?

You’re right.

I can’t argue with that

I must admit…

I can’t control my Dopamine right now.

Come on.

You don’t need to be so academic

What is it?

Have a read.

The Terms of our Dating Probation.

One, we don’t set the end time of this probation.

Two, people can’t know we’re together.

Finish it.

Three, we must not talk, tag, or mention each other on any kind of social media platform.

But I don’t do that anymore these days

Four, we can take care of each other but not in the public eye

Do you agree to these terms?

Don’t tell me you’d been gone because you spent time writing this

You just called me academic.

You are such a nerd.

You’re bullying me.

I agree to this

Are you sure?

Yes.

Then…

From this moment on

you and I are…

together.

Don’t be an a*s and hurt my feelings

We’re not done.

I agree to the terms, but I haven't stamped it yet

Come on.

It isn’t an official contract. You don’t have to…

I do.

Because now we are…

officially together.

What are you smiling at, Sutthaya?

You are always the one to kiss first

Can it be my turn to kiss you now?

You are that bold?

We are right in front of your house

No one is home

Come on then

What’s up, Duean!

Hey, who were you talking to?

No one. There’s nobody.

I saw someone.

You did not.

Are you sure? I think I saw someone.

There’s no one.

Seriously, I saw someone just now.

No, you didn’t.

Trust me. It was nothing.

No.

I was wrong?

You were

I wasn’t.

You were

I wasn’t.

You were.

I was not!

Maybe it’s a ghost

It’s a guy, not a ghost.

sh*t!

It’s a guy, not a water monitor

What are you doing here? Get out.

Mork, get out.

I’m serious.

Why are you in my house?

What are you doing?

Stretching.

I’ve been reading for so long.

My muscles are tense.

You are getting weirder every day.

I’m not.

By the way, mom left a note saying they’re working till the morning. We need to fix ourselves dinner.

Can you go get dinner for us?

I already ate

But I haven’t eaten. Can you go buy me dinner?

I don’t want to go out. Just order something in.

Please, my beloved big brother.

Will you go out and get me food?

Just order a delivery

Please.

It’s far.

Come on. Just go.

Where did he go?

Where did what go?

I thought you left already.

I didn’t know where to hide.

sh*t! Why are you hiding in here?

I wanted to get out.

But I heard that he was going out to get you some food

I was afraid to be seen.

So you decided to come here?

What were you thinking?

I wasn’t thinking.

I just wanted to be near you.

I just wanted to be near you.

No. It isn’t the time to be romantic

What did you say?

Nothing. I wasn’t talking to you.

What?

Mork, get out.

Just go, Mork

Is this your toothbrush?

Yes.

So you have two clips?

Yes. Why?

I have one too

Where did you get it?

Muang Nan gave it to me.

What did you just say, Pi?

Damn it!

What did you say? I can’t hear you

as*h*le, what are you laughing at?

Nothing, Duean. I wasn’t talking to you.

Who are you talking to then?

No one.

Duean, I’m pooping and there’s no toilet paper here.

Can you go get me some?

I didn’t hear that, Pi.

Do not come in

Can you please grab toilet paper for me? I am pooping

What’s with you today?

Alright, alright.

Quickly.

Here. Hide here.

Here is your toilet paper.

Thank you.

Wait a minute!

You just told me you were pooping.

I’m done.

How did you clean your a*s?

I used a bum g*n

Right!

Then why did you ask me to go get toilet paper?

You must be hiding something from me.

What an as*h*le!!

Are you calling me an a*s?

Yes, I am calling you an a*s

What’s up with you?

Aren’t you going to take a shower?

I am about to.

You’re taking off your clothes here?

Of course. It’s not like you haven’t seen me naked before.

I don’t want to see

You’re horrible.

Don’t act like you haven’t seen.

Are you going to take a shower or not?

Don’t make me kick your a*s

Go!

Your brother is gross.

Not just gross. He’s filthy

You can go now.

Duean will come out once he’s done showering.

Why aren’t you going?

Mork, I’m being serious. Run!

I’m in your bedroom right now, near your bed.

Do you think I can find a chance like this so easily?

No, Mork. You have to go now.

Duean will be out soon. Go!

He just got in there. He can’t be that fast.

He’s a fast shower-taker.

Come on, Pi.

No. I insist

You must go now.

Don’t make me force you, Pi.

Mork, no!

I am serious

Mork!

I just want one more kiss

We can make it in time

Be quiet. Your brother can hear that

Pi!!

You’re being really weird.

No. I’m very normal.

Let me help.

No. Please don’t.

Mork, no!

I am serious.

Mork!

I just want one more kiss

We can make it in time.

Just one kiss, okay?

Gosh! Your brother took a shower really fast.

I told you

What did you say?

Nothing. I’m having irritation in my throat.

Duean, that was a really quick shower.

I’m saving water

It’s an economical shower, you know?

You’ve been acting weird today

No. I’m very normal.

Normal, my a*s!

It’s very hot but you’re burying yourself under a blanket.

The aircon is pretty cold.

Is that so?

I’m turning the temperature up for you

Your feet.

Pi!

What?

Aren’t you going to take a shower?

No.

I’m too lazy for that.

You’re a lazy a*s now?

What a mess! Disgusting!

Just go to bed, Duean.

Good night. See you in the morning.

You’re such a troublemaker.

Keep your voice down. Your brother can hear you.

Pi!

Yes.

Have you seen my power bank?

No. It isn’t here for sure

This is my bed.

Then where is it?

There!

You just said you haven’t seen it.

Pi.

I’m sorry. Here it is

Hold on.

What now?

How did it get there?

I was doing my abs workout and it was pushed up here.

That’s awesome

Pi! What’s happening?

I tightened my core so much that I’m having a cramp.

Let me help you.

No need.

You can go to bed now.

Can we swap beds tonight?

I pee quite often, and I don’t want to climb up and down

Damn it!!

Just go sleep in Wan’s bed.

Go!

Why are you shouting at me?

Stop asking questions already.

I need to sleep

Just go. I’ll take some rest

Go!

What’s up with you?

Once he falls asleep, you must go.

How much longer?

Not very long. He falls asleep really fast.

1:00 AM

Hey!

Hmm.

Were you at the MediZeed Festival today?

No.

You said he fell asleep fast.

There was this poorly decorated board.

The staples on it cut someone’s finger.

I was so furious

Do you know who was in charge of this event?

I’ll throw a punch in his face

I don’t know

2:00 AM

Hey!

What?

Don’t forget to find out for me

Alright.

3:00 AM

Hey!

Damn!

Who are you cursing at?

A doll.

Fine then.

4:00 AM

Hey!

Yo, Pi!

Sleeping already?

What?

Fine, I’ll quit talking.

Pi.

Hey.

Are you sleeping?

Aren’t you going to wake up?

Fine. I’ll bite you if you don’t wake up.

Ouch!

sh*t!

Why did you bite me?

To wake you up.

Your brother fell asleep.

Get home safe.

Let me know when you’re home.

You care about me?

No, I care about a dog around here

So you sneaked in to see my brother?

What are you doing at my house at this hour?

That’s right. Deal with him.

He’s bothering me again

Right!

Right what?

You as*h*le, stop following my brother

I’ll never allow him to date you.

You came really late. It’s almost dawn now

Don’t you have some manners?

It’s so inappropriate.

Just get out of here, dckhead.

I’m leaving now.

See you.

See who? No way!

Just go already. Go!

Why are you still here? Go!

What are you looking at, Duean?

Mork, get going already.

Leave now

What the heck is going on with you?

Why?

Why are you whistling?

I’m good-looking and in a good mood.

Why?

Why did you set your hair?

I do it every day.

Yeah?

You’re in a good temper.

What?

Nothing.

Haven’t you seen someone so happy before?

(Pi: I’m about to leave home.)

I’m out, Duean

Alright. See you.

(Pi: I’ve arrived at the faculty. Where are you?)

(Mork: I’m at the faculty too.)

(P: The Faculty of Medicine?)

(Mork: Dentistry.)

Are you two secretly dating?

- No.

- No.

You guys were chatting. I can tell.

I’ve read a lot of BL novels

I think you are too into those novels.

I was playing a game.

Pi, I was so happy for a moment there

You know what?

MorkBam fan page has been uploading tons of photos.

I can tell that it’s fake

You two are way more real

I can feel it.

I can smell it

My senses are never wrong.

I think your senses are wrong this time

We aren’t together.

You can ask Mork

I stopped chasing after Pi. I swear.

I told you my ship is real.

MorkBam is real.

Damn it!

Some snacks to eat when you’re hungry.

I have some snacks for you too

What are you looking at?

- I don’t know you.

- I don’t know you either.

Alright, guys.

That’s it for today.

See you next week.

Do we need to hold it so high?

It should be held above your heart

The bleeding will stop faster

What is it?

Your hair is stiff.

Don’t forget to wash the formalin off your hair when you get home

I know.

Don’t stand so close

I’m here just to talk to you.

Why were you just standing here and not washing your hands?

Nothing.

It was just thinking about something.

Tell me or I will…

Don’t.

People can see

People are all gone

I already checked

Are you sure?

Yes.

Will you tell me now?

Nope.

All right.

I was thinking about us in the Gross Lab with Professor Ben.

And?

And I think the Gross Lab story is true.

You do?

So you got what you wished for?

Um.

What did you wish for?

I wished for…

a relationship with someone good.

That means I’m a good guy.

I didn’t say that.

You just assumed it.

What’s holding you back?

Just wash your hands already.

Let me do it for you.

Some things just never change.

Duean, why do you keep staring at me?

When you focus, you are kind of cute

What are you reading?

I’m preparing for the upcoming exam.

Which subject?

The one we have together.

Have you studied for the exam? I never see you read

I don’t need to.

I have taken this class twice.

Why don’t you just test me right now?

Are you sure?

Yes.

Alright then…

Define the 21st Century?

Easy.

It's a post-industrial age.

The 21st Century is the era of internationalization, self-development,

digital networking, aging society, advanced technology, and collectivism

How’s that? Am I clever?

See? I’m smart.

Stop.

Alright, you’re smart.

Throw your questions at me. Come on.

Okay.

Describe the Torrance Theory. What’s it about?

Who is Torrance?

I don’t know

Then tell me about Guilford's Structure of Intellect theory.

Guilford who?

I don’t know Torrance. Do you think I know Guilford?

I have no idea.

Then…

The characteristics of an outcome of creative thinking?

I don’t know.

You just said you’re smart

All I know is today…

you are very cute.

Come on, Duean.

It isn’t the time to play around. We’re studying.

The exam is very soon.

If you don’t take it seriously, you might fail and become a sixth-year student.

six-year student…

And if you are still like this, you might end up being a seventh-year student.

seventh-year student…

Dumbass!

I am not dumb. Stop calling me dumb.

Duean, what’s wrong?

Duean

Duean

I was just joking.

Don’t be scared. I will help you.

You will pass easily. I will be your tutor every single day.

Really?

Really.

Come on. I’ll help you

Don’t abandon me.

I know. I know.

You will surely pass

I’m not dumb.

(The story of a fifth-year student ep.10 is over.)

Some snacks to eat when you’re hungry

I have some snacks for you too.

What are you looking at?

I don’t know you.

Why did you raise your eyebrows at me? I don’t know you

It’s my business

You can’t let people know that we know each other.

Okay!

You can’t tell people either that we know each other

I’m going to read by myself somewhere quiet

Don’t follow me

Of course, I won’t

I’m not in the same place as you

I’m not in the same place as you either.

Hold on a second.

What are you doing?

I’m thirsty.

That’s mine.

Because it’s yours. That’s why I want to drink it.

It’s like I get to indirectly kiss you

Well then.

It’s my turn to kiss you back

So?

The food I bought for you, is it good?

It is.

I wasn’t sure at first.

I thought it might be too hot for you.

This tasty dish is better than plain meals at home

It’s okay.

I didn’t know you wanted something hot.

Otherwise, I’d have gotten you something else.

What?

Me

I'm going to get some drinks. Do you want anything?

Surprise me. Guess what I want.

Fine. Just don’t complain afterwards.

I’m okay with whatever you bought me.

I’ll be right back.

Sit back down, Pi.

What is it, Duean?

Are you two secretly dating?

Where did you get that idea?

From these.

Duean, I’m your brother

What are you doing?

Of course, you are

And I’m a pervert.

What a dck!

Not me!

Look again

Meen, can I get a hug?

Why do you get yourself involved with Meen?

It’s your brother who shadows me everywhere

Then please stay away from him.

How about you stay away from my brother too?

What is the fuss all about?

Can you please stop caring about other people and just care about me?