01x05 - The Calamity Bride

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My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.

I ate some Fruit of Evolution
in another world,

and my body transformed into an OP physique!

Our test proctor, Artoria-san,
is predisposed to attracting calamities,

but she's a very kind person.

However, she's currently in danger!

I got you both caught up in my misfortune.

I'm sorry.

Artoria-san!

Artoria-san.

You two?

We're here to save you, Artoria-san!

Seiichi, Saria...

Artoria-san, are you okay?!

How did you two get in here?

Well, you see...

Artoria-san's in danger.

Wh-What do we do?

Damn it!

This wall!

Huh?!

I hit it like I meant it, and it broke?!

But now we can get to Artoria-san!

Hold on tight, Saria!

Instant Movement!

And that's how we got here!

S-Seriously?

And the Black Dragon God?

Oh, that's probably him over there.

We ran into him when we came in.

Huh?!

Are you okay?

Seiichi, heal Artoria-san's wounds!

Right. Use this, Artoria-san.

Seiichi...

Saria, watch Artoria-san for me.

Sure! Good luck out there, Seiichi!

So you're the one who hurt Artoria-san?

Damned human!

Don't think you'll leave here alive!

No, I'm going to defeat you,

and we'll all go home together!

The Fruit of Evolution:

\h\hBefore I Knew It,

The Calamity Bride

Seiichi!

Instant Movement!

Damned human!

Your species is insufferably annoying!

Instant Movement!

Conquering Claws!

H-He's strong!

Skill: Advanced Appraisal!

Black Dragon God, Level 5,000?!

That's over twice Xeanos's level!

Die!

Instant Movement!

That was close!

Then how about this?

Wha... M-My body is...

Seiichi!

Why didn't my Bind Resistance
and Absorb skills have any effect?

I'll eliminate you along with that arrogance!

This is my most powerful spell, Hell Inferno!

The flames of hell will burn you to ash!

That's huge!

What do I about that?!

Seiichi!

Use the spell from when you fought me!

Oh, right!

I'm not going to lose!

Fall Disaster!

Wh-Why, you!

I vowed that I would never lose

to another human!

Instant Movement!

Ultimate skill: Gale!

I won't let you!

I'm not done yet!

You're finished.

Move, move, move!

Intimidation Resistance acquired.

What?!

Abundant Blossoming of Swords acquired.

Ultimate skill: One With the Sword acquired.

I-I'm going to lose again?

I just wanted to live happily... alongside him...

Why did the Black Dragon
God hate humans so much?

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

Yeah, yeah.

You have leveled up.

You have leveled up.

Seiichi!

You have leveled up.

Ow!

I-I'm fine!

But you seemed kind of sad.

Forget about me. How's Artoria-san?

The recovery herbs have her asleep
right now, but she should wake up soon.

That's good. Now we can all go home.

Yeah! But how do we get home?

Huh?

I don't know how to get home!

Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do we do?!

What do we do?!

Calm down!

There might be something in here
that'll let us escape this dungeon.

You acquired Black Dragon God's
Scale, Fang, Claw, and Bone.

This is going to make me OP again, isn't it?

If I eat the Black Dragon God's Gem,

it'll improve my physical stats
and the potency of all magic?

Wow, tastes like soda.

Skill: Spatial Magic acquired.

Spatial Magic?

Did I get this magic from
that treasure chest?

Saria, we can get home!

Really?! Yay!

Black Conqueror's Long Coat.

It has great impact and blade resistance,

so most common weapons will
be unable to even scratch it.

Wow! You look great in that, Seiichi!

R-Really?

So this is the last item...

Black Dragon God's Biography.

Long, long ago,

the Black Dragon God was the
guardian deity of a human land.

However, the humans

longed to create weapons from the
Black Dragon God's powerful materials,

so one day they began
to plot his subjugation.

The one who saved him from
that fate was the Demon Lord!

However, the humans conducted
their Hero Summoning,

and the Demon Lord was slain.

The Black Dragon God was
sealed in his dungeon,

and he vowed to exact vengeance on mankind...

all to ensure he would never lose
anything precious to him again.

The end.

I'm so sorry!

Seiichi, are you okay?

Y-Yeah.

Mr. Sheep didn't show up this time, huh?

Huh? Now that you mention it, yeah...

A Showa-era gag?

Hello, Mister Sheep here.

I figured.

It's from Mr. Sheep?! Read it, read it!

Let's see...

Congratulations on clearing the dungeon.

I'm glad to see you're steadily
leaving your humanity behind!

Shut up!

This time, you failed to meet the condition
of having the Black Dragon God live

peacefully alongside the Demon Lord.

That's too difficult a challenge.

Oh, don't look so sad just because
you didn't see me for a while.

Shut up!

Now, please continue working
hard on clearing dungeons.

Mister Sheep sounds like he's doing well.

There's something else written here.

P.S. I'll be going on vacation for a while,

so please refrain from
actually clearing dungeons!

Baa!

Do your job!

I hope he enjoys his vacation.

Anyway, we can finally go home.

Yay, we're here!

It feels like it's been forever.

Looks like Artoria-san's doing okay, too!

Then let's get back to our guild.

Yeah!

Put me down!

Hey, please don't struggle!

Put me down!

We can't. Your wounds may have healed,

but you haven't recovered your stamina.

Sorry...

for getting you caught up in my misfortune.

Huh? What do you mean?

Look. This is my Status.

Your Luck is...

Negative two million?!

"The Bearer of Calamity"...

From the moment I was born,
I've been cursed with that title.

Oh, no...

That's sad enough,

but it brings misfortune
to those around me as well,

and that's even sadder.

Is there a way to break the curse?

No.

So I'll continue to bring
misfortune to everyone around me.

I don't think you brought us misfortune!

I feel the same way.

Oh! Artoria-kun! Seiichi-kun! Saria-kun!

What's everyone doing?

Why, we were gathering
all kinds of information!

Wh-Why?

To find our missing friends, obviously!

Friends...

I'm truly glad, though.

You guys...

Artoria-san, it looks like everyone you
thought you brought misfortune to

is happy.

You're not some calamity.

You just attract a little bit of trouble.

Seiichi...

Neither Saria nor I,

nor anyone else at the Guild,
is worried about your predisposition.

We all love everything about Artoria Gremm!

Huh?!

Why is she running away?

Seiichi, chase after her!

G-Got it!

Bel-san, I'm celebrating my new baby.
Give me 50K.

What?! That's too much!

Man, those humans sure come up
with some interesting things.

You know,

I heard this game was brought here by
the heroes summoned from another world.

Another world, huh?

I wonder what it's like.

The Black Dragon God was defeated.

Huh?

Th-The Black Dragon God?!

Impossible!

He was the strongest being
in the Demon Lord's army,

aside from the Demon Lord himself!

Who defeated him?

I don't know, but...

it's clear that someone who opposes
us Demons has shown themselves.

What the heck kind of person is it?

Where did she go?

Oh, right!

My, if it isn't Seiichi-san.

Oh, Adrianna-san.

What is it?

Um, I'm looking for Artoria-san.

Have you seen her?

Hmm... No, I haven't.

I see.

Hey, Seiichi-san,

do you know about
Artoria-chan's predisposition?

Well, yes.

Then could I ask you a favor?

Huh? What is it?

Could you get closer to her,
even if it's only a little bit?

Of course.

Artoria-san is precious to me, after all.

Well, I'll be going, then.

I'm counting on you, Prince Charming.

This is...

...where we had our first guild test.

Artoria-san.

Seiichi.

What are you doing?

Hey, Seiichi... Am I...

really someone who's needed by others?

You saw everyone's
expressions earlier, right?

They all love you, Artoria-san.

I'm so glad.

I see.

So just as I find everyone
around me precious,

they consider me precious to them, as well.

She asked me to get closer to her...

but how?

It's all right.

If you're feeling anxious, \I'll be here beside you,

for as long as it takes to reassure you.

I'll stay with you for as long it takes,

until the day you can truly
smile from the heart.

I wonder if Seiichi's okay.

You don't have to worry about him!

My muscles tell me so!

Setting what this trash heap says aside...

That's mean, Eris-kun!

Don't worry!

Seiichi-san's kindness is definitely
getting through to Artoria-san.

Seiichi...

Wait, am I...

doing something incredibly bold here?

No, calm down.

You're doing this out of kindness
to help ease Artoria-san's fears!

Ah, but Artoria-san has such a nice smell...

Wait, no!

What am I doing relaxing around her?!

S-Seiichi...

Huh? Er, yes?

U-Um... well...

Uh, that was embarrassing...

It was embarrassing for me, too!

B-But thank you.

It's so wrong that someone this
kind bears a curse of misfortune!

Is there nothing I can do for her right now?

From the moment I was born,
I've been cursed with that title.

If only Artoria-san's Luck
wasn't in the negatives...

If it wasn't negative?

That's it!

Artoria-san! Please hold out your hand!

Huh?

It should have the opposite
effect on Artoria-san!

What's this?

The Ring of Happiness.

It's a Fantasy-grade item that will
negate your curse and double your Luck.

Negate my curse and double my Luck?

Yes!

Your Luck will go from negative two
million to positive four million!

Which means your curse will be undone!

Wha... Really?

You'll no longer be the Calamity.

Artoria-san!

Let's enjoy happiness worth all the
misfortune you've faced so far!

I'll fully support you!

I'll fully... fully... fully...

Huh? Again?

What did I do wrong?

Let's enjoy happiness!

I'll fully support you!

I just proposed, didn't I?!

B-But thank you.

But if it makes Artoria-san happy, then...

I guess that's good enough for now.

Why is my heart racing like this?

What's wrong with me?

Seiichi's Status for Today

Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!

S-Seiichi?!

Seiichi's present Status is... this!

Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human [Human]
Gender: Male [Male] Class: Unnamed Monster [Magic Swordsman]
Age: 17 [17] Level: 15 [15]
Mana: 1698300 [100 [Fixed]]
Attack: 1644700 [100 [Fixed]]]
Defense: 1667000 [100 [Fixed]]
Agility: 1690000 [100 [Fixed]]
Magic Attack: 1674000 [100 [Fixed]]
Magic Defense: 1632000 [100 [Fixed]]
Luck: 1610000 [100 [Fixed]]
Charm: Charm: Trying to Quantify This Has Become Ridiculous [100 [Fixed]]

Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery.
Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense. Adaptation. Steal Skill. Modify.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws. Conquering Claws. Dragon God's Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance.
Charm Resistance. Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance.
Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance. Intimidation Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.

Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation [Superior].
Enemy Detection. Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb.
Compress. Comprehend All Languages. Penetration. Intimidation.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
Earth Magic: Master. Spacial Magic: Master. Fire Magic: Master.
Unique Magic: Hellfire.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze. Abundant Blossoming of Swords. One With The Sword.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder

Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt.
High Quality Briefs. Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger.
Bracelet of the Night. Dark King's Stone Choker.
Necklace of Endless Love. Rapier of Whirling Hatred.
Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.

Titles: Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife.
Peak of All. Tactless.
King of Men. Dragon Exterminator. God Slayer.
Money:
2500304060 G

Wow! He's powered up again!

It's an array of OP stats.

Now, let's see...

Dragon God's Claws is a skill that lets
him unleash slashes with tremendous force.

They also possess the Light attribute,
making them effective against undead monsters.

That's the Black Dragon God's
skill that caused me so much pain!

Then there's Abundant Blossoming of Swords.

S-S-S-S-S-S-Seiichi!

He defeated the Black Dragon God with
this skill while you were was passed out.

Isn't he awesome?

H-He's not awesome...

Wow, you went from bright red to pale!

It's a one-man Kouhaku show!

Something is wrong with me!

Why is my heart pounding like this?!

Could this feeling actually be...

Next Time
Crying Out Love in the Center of Another World

Next time: "Crying Out Love
in the Center of Another World."

It's not how it seems, Saria!