02x04 - Home Sweet Scone

[bunniefuu]

[hip-hop playing]

[crowd murmuring]

-[bystanders groan]
-[boy 1] Excuse me!

-[boy 2] Move out of the way!
-[girl] What?

-[boy 1 laughing]
-Huh?

-[Karma groans]
-[girl] Hey!

Everybody, stop!

♪ Welcome, I'm glad you're here ♪

♪ This my space, my atmosphere ♪

♪ And yes, I know my hood's the best ♪

♪ But we won't take this disrespect ♪

♪ No! ♪

Has anyone ever disrespected
your neighborhood?

Stick around.
I'mma show you what went down.

[hip-hop playing]

[Keys] Whoa!

[all laughing]

-Hey, guys.
-Hi, Switch.

What's good?

[both ululate] Yeah!

Whey-hey-hey! There you go.

Four delicious purple scones.

Yaddle-baddle-boom!

[Keys] Now, that's what I'm talking about.

-Thanks, Chef.
-Purple scones?

Oh, right, you weren't here
for them last year.

Yeah, girl, Chef Scott makes them
every blueberry season.

We never had anything but boring old
brown scones in my old neighborhood.

[chuckles] Well, these three
have been eating my scones

since they were yea high.

-In their own special booth.
-[Karma] Mm-hmm.

-[Keys] You know it.
-Enjoy the scones, kiddos.

-[Karma] Mmm!
-[Keys] Mmm!

[laughs] You like it?

Like it?

I love it!

These scones are yummy, crumbly,
buttery, scrumptious, delicious!

[laughing]

[gasps]

And my mouth is purple.

These things are amazing!

-Bleh…
-Bleh…

[laughing]

Now that you've got a purple tongue,

you're officially part
of the neighborhood.

-[chiming rhythmically]
-Man!

♪ These scones are the greatest ♪

♪ I bet one day
Chef Scott will be famous ♪

♪ Everyone should taste this
It really is the truth ♪

♪ Been comin' here for years
Even have our own booth ♪

-♪ Yeah ♪
-Whoo!

♪ Good food, good unity ♪

♪ Duet Diner
is the heart of our community ♪

-[cheering]
-Kids!

-[Karma] Huh?
-Kids, you won't believe it.

Look!

-[Karma] Chef Scott, that's you!
-[Chef] Eh?

What does it say?

I'm too scared to read it.

Here, you read it.

Wait, no, no, don't read it.
Don't read it.

Eh, read it.

Give it here.

"Nestled in the charming neighborhood
of Hansberry Heights,

the Duet Diner is one of the most
excellent restaurants around."

[gasps] That's amazing!

"The Purple Scone
is the best scone in the city."

-[gasps]
-"But don't take my word for it."

"Head to the Duet Diner
and give it a try for yourself."

-[applause]
-[kid] You're gonna be famous!

He said best, in the whole city!

You know, my granddad
ran this place for 50 years.

This was his scone recipe.

[laughs] I hope you're proud, Papa.

[sniffles]

We're all so proud of you, Chef.

The Duet Diner's gonna be famous!

[cheering]

-♪ You dig roses… ♪
-Hey, Ms. Washington.

Did you see Chef Scott's article?

Ha! I bought out the whole bodega.

-[laughing]
-Hey, Mr. Pinks.

-Hiya.
-How's it going?

Bye, Ms. Dubs.

[clears throat] Boy,
aren't you forgetting something?

[sniffs] I'unno.

You forgot about Mr. Pinks.

Ms. Washington likes it
when we say hi to him.

Oh, yeah. What's up, Mr. Pinks?

[laughs]

Oh, wow, Switch.

You know this neighborhood
better than someone

who's lived here his whole life.

-[kids laughing]
-[Switch gasps]

Shh!

Mr. Crawford needs silence while
he plays chess against my mom.

She's good.

Hmm. Now, if I put my king over here…

-Aw, do you need a tissue?
-For what?

For when I send you home crying!

Checkmate!

[laughing]

-Oh!
-I won! [laughs]

Oh, wait, don't you have a violin lesson?

That's right.

The same time tomorrow for scones?

-Sure.
-Of course!

-Bleh!
-Bleh!

[laughing]

Hello, Hansberry Heights.

Time for scones!

Ugh! Huh?

It's a wrapper for one of Chef's scones.

But how did it end up here?

-Karma, Keys!
-Come quick!

-[crowd murmuring]
-[Karma gasps]

Are all of those people in line for…

Scones?

[Chef] Oh, four more, please. [laughs]

-Excuse me.
-This way.

[man] Hey, what's taking so long?

Oh, uh, have a nice day, sir, thank you.

They must have all read
that newspaper review

and wanted to try
a purple scone for themselves.

Hey! They're being so rude.

Chef Scott, you OK?

All good, be with you in a jiffy.

-Aw, no rush.
-Whenever.

Ah, see, that's why you're
my favorite customers.

-[woman, groaning] Hurry up!
-Huh?

Oh, let's just go to our…

[kids gasp]

[Karma] Our booth is taken!

Slightly out of focus. Perfect.

Um, hi. This table is reserved for us.

Mind if we share it with you?

Oh, that's cute.

But no, sweetie.

We need those seats clear for more photos.

Well… uh…

-[laughs]
-[shutter clicks]

[groans]

[crowd clamoring]

Jeez! Chef was right.

That newspaper review
did change everything.

For the worse. Ugh!

-Watch it!
-Come on, man!

Excuse you!

Come on, let's get out of here.

Excuse me, influencer's coming through.

-Not this guy again.
-Yeah, for sure.

The scones were epic,

but this whole neighborhood
is undiscovered, bro.

We're gonna put it on the map.

Undiscovered?

We live here.

Yeah, the neighborhood's called
Hansberry Heights.

-It's like totally new.
-[Mr. Crawford groaning]

-We just found it!
-Uh-oh.

Dagnabbit, I'm trying to play chess here!

I'm telling you, this neighborhood
is the next new thing!

Well, I'm telling you to be quiet!

[man] Ah, just throw it.

What in the… Excuse you!

[woman] Did you see
that big plastic flamingo?

Tacky. [laughing]

Ugh! I can't believe it.

So many of these new people
are loud, littering.

They didn't even say hi to Mr. Pinks.

-What is with them?
-[Keys] Don't worry, Karma.

I can fix this mess.

Behold. Hmm!

My Super Sucker!

Ugh!

Oh, yeah, it's working!

-Whoa, get your camera.
-Look at him!

What is that thing?

It's a Keys Grant patented invention…

-Whoa!
-[onlookers laughing]

Keys! Oh, no.

-Not good.
-[laughs]

[influencer] We are gonna
get so many likes!

This kid is hilarious.

Hey, don't make fun of my brother!

Only I'm allowed to do that.

-[woman] Wow.
-Back off!

-Come on!
-I was here first!

No, we were here first!

-Hashtag cute.
-[camera shutter clicks]

-[laughs]
-[woman] That's so cheesy.

-Whoa.
-[laughing]

-[crowd clamoring]
-[woman] Hey, come on!

[shouting, arguing]

[gasps]

[groans] I can't take it!

Are you closing?

Chef, what's going on?

I'm not selling the scones no more.

I can't have them messing up
the whole neighborhood.

Don't you touch my scones!

Eh, the diner is officially closed.

-[Winston gasps]
-I'm sorry, kids.

Oh, no! We have to do something.

Come on, follow me.

-Trash can.
-Ooh, right here.

No, no, no, no!

Here we go!

[camera shutter clicks]

Oh, no!

Aw…

Ha-ha!

-Got 'em all. Yeah!
-Oh.

Oh, man!

[Switch groans]

[sighs]

I give up. These new people
ruined our whole block.

[sighs]

♪ Why the newcomers so disrespectful? ♪

-Excuse me!
-♪ This is my hood ♪

-♪ My hood is special ♪
-Are you an artist here?

♪ I'm so hurt, I'm really mad
Cos they're loud, rude ♪

♪ And litter and trash, but stop! ♪

-[snaps fingers]
-♪ Switch is new ♪

♪ How'd she know just what to do? ♪

♪ Cos we don't mind them passing through ♪

♪ And if she has respect
Why can't they too? ♪

[sighs] The new people need
to learn to treat our block

like Switch always has, with respect.

And I think I know how we can teach them.

-[shutter clicks]
-Hey!

I call this one "Little girl on a bench
having a light bulb moment."

I love it!

[groans]

Another here.
Sorry about that, Mr. Pinks.

-You too, Mr. Crawford.
-[sighs]

Oh, I'll just grab that. [laughs]

[panting] Switch! I know what we need
to do about all these new people.

Huh. Teach them how to recycle?

[laughs] That's just the thing, Switch.

You used to be new too,

but you've always respected
our neighborhood, from day one.

You searched for Major,
fixed the Computer Lab…

Ugh!

You even clean up other people's garbage.

We need to teach
some of these new new people

how to respect the block like you do.

-Come on!
-Whoa!

[man] Somebody has to do something here.

Everybody, stop!

♪ Welcome, I'm glad you're here ♪

♪ This my hood, my atmosphere ♪

-Hey, mister, record this.
-Ooh, yeah!

♪ I know y'all came
For the famous scones ♪

♪ But there's so much more
To our beautiful home ♪

-Like what?
-♪ The Council President ♪

♪ Ms. Washington's so elegant ♪

♪ And the best inventions made by Keys ♪

♪ Respect it if he says
"No photos, please" ♪

That's right!

♪ Switch is our new addition ♪

♪ Shining example of good intentions ♪

♪ Follow her lead, we're on a mission ♪

♪ To respect our hood
That's our tradition ♪

-♪ Respect the hood! ♪
-♪ Don't mess it up ♪

-♪ Respect the hood! ♪
-♪ You're welcome, but… ♪

-♪ Respect the hood! ♪
-♪ Be quiet, jeez! ♪

-♪ Respect the hood! ♪
-♪ No photos, please ♪

-Whoo!
-[cheering and applause]

[clears throat] Sorry, sir.

And ma'am.

Oh. [laughs]

[Mr. Crawford] Ha-ha!

[clears throat] I'm sorry
about the way I've been acting.

We'll do better.

We really appreciate you
welcoming us to your neighborhood.

Any time.

-[clears throat]
-[influencer] Huh?

Oh! Whoops.

I got that. [giggles]

Hey, hey, four purple scones
for my favorite customers

and hometown heroes!

Yaddle-baddle-boom!

-Bleh!
-[kids laughing]

I'm glad things are back
to the good old days.

-[adults laughing]
-That's funny, Mr. Crawford.

-Don't even get me started, Jackie.
-[laughs]

Well, not exactly.

But when it's done right,
new can be pretty great.

Mm-hmm.

-[crunching, giggling]
-[Keys] Mm-mm-mm!