03x09 - Brotherly Love

[bunniefuu]

[hip-hop beat]

[crowd cheers]

[music plays]

♪ I feel good, so in my zone ♪

♪ I got superstar swag
Do it on my own ♪

♪ Gimme the microphone
The bright lights are on ♪

♪ I got the fans going crazy
The hype is strong ♪

-[piano plays badly]
-♪ But whoa, what's that I hear? ♪

♪ It sounds so awful in my ears ♪

♪ Keys, is that you, man?
Come on, bro ♪

♪ You're messing with my flow
Now you gotta go ♪

-[music stops]
-[groans]

Have you ever been annoyed
by someone you love?

[Karma] Stick around.
I'mma show you what went down.

[laughs] That's when the c*ck says,

"That's no feather duster.
That's my mama!" [laughs]

-Huh?
-I don't get it.

[slurps drink] Whoo!

That was a good one.
c*ck, am I right? [laughs]

[sighs] Why won't he leave?

This is nice. We should do this
more often. Here's another joke.

[clears throat]

Winston, Switch. What do you think
I should rap about

at the big Open Mic tomorrow?

Ooh! You could rap about the mashed
potato incident in the cafeteria today.

-[laughter]
-Hey!

Look how high I can jump!

See?! See?! See?!

-Uh…
-See?! See?! See?!

See-ee-ee!

[yells]

-[clattering]
-[groans angrily, sighs]

Is it just me, or is Keys way more
annoying than usual?

-[all] Nah!
-[all laugh]

-Huh?
-Hmm!

-[makes spooky noise]
-[groans]

-What?
-[chuckles]

-Uh-uh!
-[groans]

[Keys, loudly]
Wanna have a screaming contest?!

-[yells angrily]
-[Keys laughs]

[sighs happily]

-Bouncy ball attack!
-[yells]

[Keys] Boing! Boing, boing, boing!

[yells] Get out!

-What? I'm not even doing anything.
-[groans]

You're bouncing ba*ls, and invading my
room, and… breathing up all of my air!

Mom! Keys is in here
breathing up all my air!

Nuh-uh! I'm breathing my own air!

Swap meet? Sure, we can donate.

I am on a call. What is the problem?

-Everywhere I look--
-She acts like the queen--

-Mr. Crawford, can you give me one second?
-[Keys and Karma argue]

Quiet!

Since you both can't be nice
to each other,

maybe you can be nice to other people.

You're going to the Community Center
to help Mr. Crawford with the swap meet.

But I can't go! I have to write a song
to perform at the Open Mic tonight.

Happy helping!
Did you say you needed volunteers?

[both] This is all your fault!

[scoffs] Why did you even bring
all those silly inventions?

Where I go, they go.

Huh. It looks like Mr. Crawford
already finished.

-[Mr. Crawford] ♪ …smell that funk ♪
-[door slams]

[gasps]

-♪ We're having fun… ♪
-And he already left.

This is great! Since there's no work
to do, we can just go home!

Huh? The door is locked.

But that means…

[both gasp] We're stuck!

[both] Mr. Crawford! Mr. Crawford!

This is totally your fault.

Nuh-uh. You're the one who made Mom
hit a high-note.

Let's just figure out how to get outta
here so I can get to the Open Mic.

Ugh, fine.

-Double fine.
-Triple fine.

Double-triple fine with a cherry on top.

-Well, fine infinit…
-[rumbling]

-What was that?
-Um… it was probably nothing.

[Karma] Hmm…

I can work with this.

And this! Ooh, how about this!

-Wow. A broom.
-Hmm!

Hmm…

I present to you…
the Broom-Shaka-Laka!

[laughs]

[bell rings]

You're doing it!

I'm doing it!

-[engine splutters]
-I don't like the sound of that!

-[Karma] Hey, careful!
-[wails]

[clattering]

I think it needs a few more tweaks.

-[rumbling]
-Oh! Did you hear that?

A monster?

Or, you know, it's probably nothing.

-[rumbling roar]
-Huh?

[both] Uh…

We need to get out of here.

What if we run really fast? Maybe
we can burst right through the door.

Bad idea, Keys.

[gasps] But what if we write a note
that says "help,"

put it in a bottle,
and flush it down the toilet?

Bad idea, Karma.

What if we call Major
by making high-pitched noises

-that only dogs can hear?
-That's an even worse idea.

-[Keys squeals]
-Ah!

-Keys! Stop it! Stop it!
-[continues to squeal]

-[groans]
-[lights thud]

-The lights went off.
-[creaking]

-Huh?
-[Keys whimpers]

Oh. He's afraid of the dark.

Hey, Keys, remember this
from when we were little?

♪ Don't be afraid of the dark ♪

♪ We're never far ♪

♪ There's nothing to fear ♪

♪ Your family is here ♪

[both laugh]

-[loud creaking]
-[both gasp]

-[both yell]
-What was that thing?

-Why is it so big?
-And does it eat kids named Keys?

The light switch is right behind
whatever that is.

How are we gonna turn them back on?

[Keys whimpers]

[sighs] You know what? It's okay.

We can do this.

Maybe to get past
that Scary Monster Thing,

we need to be scarier and louder
than it is.

Hmm. I think I can help with that.

-Oh, yeah!
-[both] We got this.

[both yell]

Take that! And that!

Stay away from us, monster!
We're unpredictable!

We're dangerous! And we're definitely
not afraid of you at all!

-[Karma yells]
-[Keys laughs]

Come on, monster, bring it on!

Oh, it's not a scary monster!

It's just a pile of stuff
for the swap meet.

Then what was growling?

[rumbling]

That old pipe!

[both laugh]

That was fun. Kinda.

Are you kidding? That was so fun!

We almost never have fun
like that anymore.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Now, we just gotta figure out
how to get out of here.

I still need to finish writing my song
for the Open Mic tonight.

Karma, you dropped your…

"Every time I see him coming,
he makes me wanna swerve."

"My little brother's really been getting
on my nerves."

Karma, what is this?

Oh, that?
I was just upset when I wrote it.

I know I've been annoying. But…

This year, when you went to middle school,
you left me all alone.

Now you have Winston and Switch.

And I don't really have any friends
at all.

Hey, come on, Keys. I'm sorry.

-You do have--
-No. I'm sorry!

For missing you,
and wanting to spend time with you.

[tearfully] From now on, I won't even try.

Keys! Keys! Come back!

Don't follow me!

But… But…

[sighs] I didn't know you felt that way.

♪ He's just my little brother
Annoying as he is ♪

♪ He's everywhere I look
Irritating little kid ♪

♪ He's so frustrating
Everything that he does ♪

♪ Getting on my nerves
I thought that's just the way it was ♪

♪ But now I'm realizing
Something bigger's going on ♪

♪ Maybe I was mean
Or my tone was too strong ♪

♪ Maybe I wasn't listening
Why was I so mad? ♪

♪ I really think my brother's
Kind of lonely and he's sad ♪

♪ Missing me
Now I guess I'm missing him too ♪

♪ Keys, wherever you are, I love you ♪

♪ Know we're family forever
For the better you change me ♪

♪ But sometimes I need a break
From you driving me crazy ♪

♪ Sorry I hurt your feelings
'Cause that ain't right ♪

♪ You're the best
You're my little brother for life ♪

[Keys clears his throat]

Keys! I'm so sorry.

[sighs]

I didn't know you missed
hanging out with me.

From now on,
I promise to make more time for you.

And I promise to stop annoying you
so much. I'm sorry, too.

-Now… you wanna try one last bad idea?
-[chuckles]

[Mr. Singal]
Welcome back to the Spin Shop!

And the Open Mic will start back up
with Karma Grant.

Wait, where is Karma?

Well, while we wait…

This is a song from my new R&B album…

-[smooth beat plays]
-…Love Lessons.

What's an apple without someone
to share it with?

This playa has come to find your love
is extra credit.

And, baby, now I have learned…

[sings off-key]
♪ That one plus one equals love ♪

♪ One plus one equals love ♪

♪ One plus one equals ♪

[inhales deeply]
♪ Love ♪

-[scattered applause]
-[chuckles] Thank you.

[Karma] You think that'll work this time?

I'm 99% sure…

-[creaking]
-Huh?

Um, 70% sure.

We just need to ride it
all the way up there.

-[machine whirrs]
-[both] We got this!

-Whoa! Whoa!
-It's working!

-Gotta balance!
-We can do it!

[grunts]

[both] Whoa!

[panicked yelling]

It's ready!

[clears throat]

Help!

And that's when the c*ck says,
"That's no feather duster."

-"That's my--"
-[Karma through speaker] Help!

-What in the baked beans?!
-[whooping]

What are you kids doing in here?

-Thank you Mr. Crawford!
-Woo-hoo! Our hero!

Let's go!

[both pant]

Hey, just in time!
You'll be tonight's closing act.

But you didn't have time to finish
your song. What are you gonna sing?

Actually, I have an idea for a new song.
If you'll perform it with me?

-Really? Me?
-[music starts]

It's showtime!

[cheering and applause]

♪ Little bro, you make me smile ♪

♪ Even though sometimes
You drive me wild ♪

♪ You know what?
I love you anyways ♪

♪ I love you anyways ♪

♪ You make me wanna shout ♪

♪ When you're in my room
And you won't get out ♪

-♪ You know what? ♪
-[both] ♪ I love you anyways ♪

[both] ♪ I love you anyways ♪

♪ I'm always here for you
And I won't trip ♪

♪ Even if your breath
Smells like pickle chips ♪

-♪ You know what? ♪
-[both] ♪ I love you anyways ♪

♪ I love you anyways ♪

-♪ Don't be afraid of the dark ♪
-[applause]

♪ We're never far ♪

♪ It's nothing to fear ♪

♪ Your family is here ♪

[cheering and applause]

[Karma laughs]