A Useful Ghost (2025)

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A USEFUL GHOSTHE FUTURE IS NOW

Simple dust particles

have forever changed my life as a ladyboy.

Repairs are guaranteed

for two weeks.

I'll take this one.

Dust pollution

is concerning

and the government is seeking

currently a solution.

Dust

is a necessary evil.

Without her,

there is no development.

That night,

I heard someone cough

while I was alone at home.

As far as I know,

I still didn't have a husband.

Dust and dirt vacuumed

had reappeared.

What the hell was going on?

As a good university ladyboy,

I had to look into the subject.

Thank you.

I contacted the support service

for the two-week warranty.

Hello.

I'm coming to repair the vacuum cleaner.

But I just called you.

Quick guarantee.

Your device spits out

dust?

My name is Krong.

Let me

to take a look at it.

Please take off your shoes.

The bathroom?

Under the stairs.

It's the sculpture

who was in the park?

Yes.

Just before

that they do not remove it.

They demolish small businesses

to build a shopping center.

Which explains

all the dust.

And your house?

Are they going to demolish it too?

Not at the moment,

but one day, who knows?

I heard that the owner

was going to reclaim the street.

But that's okay.

As a child, I was told

that this place did not belong to us.

So I got ready

having to move

one day.

I sympathize.

There is nothing to do.

Nobody here

can't do anything about it.

Do you live alone?

Yes.

I'm alone now.

It looks in good condition.

Except for the dust he spits out,

is there another problem?

At night,

I hear someone coughing.

To cough ?

Yes.

A violent, hoarse cough.

In my opinion, you're screwed.

f*cked by what?

f*cked by you?

A ghost.

I heard

that the factory that manufactures these devices

is haunted.

The products are owned

by the ghosts of the factory.

The ghosts of the factory?

Yes.

An employee died there.

Tok, hold on.

The ambulance will arrive.

He died

a few hours later.

The bloodstain

didn't leave.

It hurt.

It's Tok's voice.

I suffer.

Tok?

I can't breathe.

Is that you, Tok?

It is the spirit of Tok,

Mrs.

Is it still sellable?

Since then, the ghost of Tok

made appearances at the factory.

Mrs Suman,

you took good care of the factory.

It's in the same condition

only during your husband's lifetime.

We strive

to maintain standards.

Outstanding.

The other day,

I inspected another factory.

Dust rate

was dangerous.

I took away his license

and closed it.

Perfect !

What is this noise?

Hygiene was up to standard,

but another problem presented itself.

Get over yourself

to work!

Do you want me to sh**t?

Wait.

The extractor is quite expensive.

Tok?

Why are you harassing us?

Why are you so angry?

I organized a funeral for you.

I paid for the noodles

at your funeral.

Your weekly ghost pranks

prevent us from working.

The dead should not

bother the living.

Accept your new life.

Don't be resentful.

Your damn factory k*lled me!

It's not fair

to accuse us.

We apply an ethics charter.

The factory is not responsible

of your death.

I will come back.

Call back employees.

This is not working at all.

You saw the ghost

who plays tricks on us.

I'll be honest,

Mrs. Suman.

A ghost is even less hygienic

than a grain of dust.

I'm going to have to

revoke your license.

No, please.

What will I do

without my factory?

Would this ghost be

in my device?

Not really.

Employees died

in other factories.

Maybe it's another ghost.

It's a shame.

I bought it last week.

I want to exchange it,

with the guarantee?

You know what?

What ?

The boss's son had

a female ghost.

Suman had two sons.

The youngest was married

for four years

when his wife became pregnant.

But she contracted

a respiratory disease.

She had a miscarriage

and died.

Where is March?

He is there, depressed.

You asked the monk

to come visit the factory?

We need to reopen it soon.

Mom,

let's not talk about business.

March needs to rest.

If we don't talk about it now,

the affair will be quickly liquidated.

Uncle March?

What is it, Dan?

Have you already seen Auntie Nat?

in your dreams?

Dan.

Leave him alone.

The day was long.

No.

I have never seen her

in my dreams.

She came to see me

in mine.

She said she missed you.

In the dream,

she didn't cough.

Despite his mourning,

he came back to help

the family business.

He died here,

Venerable.

This spirit holds a stubborn grudge

against you.

He won't go away easily.

What can we do?

The dead return

for two reasons:

the first,

because they remember.

And the second,

because we remember them.

But I didn't do anything to him.

Nat?

Nat?

March?

What are you doing ?

That's not what it's for,

a vacuum cleaner.

No, mom, I...

You have a fever.

After a thorough examination,

the doctor found nothing

abnormal.

I'm less worried about the fever

that because of...

that he frickles

with a vacuum cleaner.

His wife has just died.

He has difficulty accepting the situation.

Give him time.

You have a nosebleed.

(In Teochew) Ted,

did you like fried durian the other day?

Mom.

I already told you.

Ted is Australian.

He speaks English,

okay?

She asked you

if you liked durian.

(In Thai) Yes, it was good.

She just wanted to play it

speaking Teochew.

Anything.

Outside of Thailand,

no more Chinese speak Teochew.

Honey, no need to be mean

with your mother.

One night,

while March was alone,

something strange happened.

Nat?

Nat.

Nat!

Nat!

Nat.

Nat.

Nat...

Room number

by Mr. Mitit Limsapchareonsin.

Could you look?

Room 709.

Thank you.

Visiting hours are over.

Please come back tomorrow

At 8 o'clock.

But I am his wife.

I can go see my husband

whenever I want.

It's impossible.

How to vacuum

could he have a husband

while a human like me

doesn't have one?

I am the ghost of his late wife,

I hate this vacuum cleaner.

If you are dead,

legally, you are no longer his wife.

Therefore,

you are no longer family.

Please come back tomorrow

At 8 o'clock.

Pardon ?

Sorry, that's the rule.

- But...

- Please respect the rules.

Don't cause trouble.

Mom,

the vacuum cleaner goes away.

Fourth floor.

Social security.

There is dust.

Don't rub,

It will become infected.

Can I help you,

Mr. Minister?

Oops, a ghost.

Thank you so much.

You are a good soul.

With pleasure, Mr. Minister.

Our house is also haunted.

But our ghosts are fierce,

not like you.

There are good ones and bad ones,

like humans.

I agree.

It's unfortunate that a good ghost

like you had to wait

to visit her husband.

The staff is

far too bureaucratic.

It's nothing.

She just followed the rules.

Next time,

tell them you are my friend.

They will leave you in peace.

Thank you, Dr. Paul.

March?

Nat?

Is it really you?

Or am I dreaming?

No, you are not dreaming.

I came back to you.

March?

Can you see me?

Of course, I see you.

I'm sorry.

I couldn't come back sooner.

The important thing,

it's that you came back.

I miss you.

March?

Stop

to hit the vacuum cleaner.

Mom,

you see clearly,

Its Nat.

Nat came back.

Nat?

Hello, Suman.

Are you a ghost?

You came back

to take March?

Don't do that.

I don't take it with me.

I came back to take care of him.

Seriously?

Have you eaten?

Deep inside her,

Suman couldn't stand

the fact that his daughter-in-law

be a ghost, but...

Did you cook?

Delicious.

Seeing his son's condition improve,

she authorized the ghost

to stay.

I'm moving to Australia

next year.

Finally.

And your son?

We are in the process

to find him a school.

What did he do?

to be in a vacuum cleaner?

- That's great.

- Yes.

I feel good.

Dad,

Can I play with Auntie Nat?

All right.

Where is your face,

auntie?

Here, upstairs.

Do you want to play this?

Okay, let's play.

Dan is adorable.

Moss and Ted take good care of him.

I think of our child.

If I hadn't fallen ill,

he would still be with you.

Don't feel guilty.

It's no one's fault.

Let's have another child.

Do you want to adopt?

No.

Our child,

our flesh, our blood.

Do you remember?

I had my eggs frozen.

Oh, I see.

Wonderful.

What a horror! You leave my nephew

frequent this haunted vacuum cleaner?

You are a bad mother.

Your eldest marries a man

and the other f*ck a ghost.

A ghost

has already ruined our factory.

You're going to leave another one

ruin our family?

Go see it, will you?

She was already unpleasant, alive,

but now she's pissing me off.

Luckily his mind doesn't stink

as much as his body.

If your husband were still alive,

he would not tolerate that.

When he was restored,

they left the hospital.

what are you thinking?

When I was alive,

I stank?

What ?

Why are you asking that?

What are they doing?

What is happening?

What are you doing there?

March?

This vacuum cleaner will not set foot

at my house.

Mom,

Its Nat.

Why can't she come in?

It's not Nat.

I don't see

than a haunted vacuum cleaner.

March,

humans and ghosts

have nothing to do together.

It's immoral.

Dear mother-in-law,

my aunts, my uncles.

Understand me:

I am not a vengeful spirit.

I just want to be with March.

I beg you,

accept this garland.

Nat!

What does that mean?

Venerable,

why are you doing this to me?

Nat, you're dead.

Why don't you accept it?

Why are you holding on

to your husband?

Everything has its time,

yours is over.

Yes, my body died out,

but not my love.

What are you doing ?

Why don't you fear the monks,

the blessed rice and the sacred thread?

I don't fear them,

because during my lifetime,

I was a fervent Buddhist.

Honestly,

I fear snakes more

than the monks.

You may not see

than a haunted vacuum cleaner.

But don't you see

that I'm not connected?

It is not the force of electricity

which animates me.

So what drives me?

This is the power of love.

Love galvanized my return.

Stop, you dirty sl*t!

Talking about morality with a mind

leads to nothing.

This brainless drag

wouldn't understand anything about it.

We are holy men.

We should not

use these terms.

Listen, Venerable monk.

This big sl*t

does not deserve our politeness.

Shut up !

You believe that everything is permitted to you,

knot head.

Calm down.

Hello everyone.

Stop him.

He called my wife a sl*t.

Don't add work

to the police.

Is this vacuum cleaner Mrs. Nat?

Yes, it's me.

What is the problem?

I'm taking Mrs. Nat

at the police station.

For what ?

A charge has been laid

against her.

What accusation?

A vacuum cleaner theft?

Do you have to

to do that?

Before haunting the vacuum cleaner,

Did Mrs. Nat ask for permission?

'Ms. Suman, the legal owner?

f*ck you.

My wife haunts what she wants

without permission.

Calm down, March.

- You are barely recovered.

- You never loved Nat.

Nobody in the family

didn't love him.

I know

that you and the aunts insult him.

But you had to

to call the monks and the police?

What have you done?

We dismantled it,

but she refuses to leave.

March, help me.

Reassemble it immediately.

I don't know how.

Let me get it repaired.

No. You can't take away

of evidence.

Unless Mrs. Suman decides

to withdraw his complaint.

In which case it will be a misunderstanding.

Mom ?

No.

You won't finish

with a ghost.

Sorry,

I'm looking for the toilet.

Dr. Paul!

Nat?

Why are you in this state?

Why did you treat her

with so much violence?

It's the sweetest ghost

that I know.

She even sucked out my eyes.

I'll take the parts

to bring them together.

These are pieces of evidence.

You can't.

Even me,

I don't have the right to do so?

If this is your request,

Mr. Minister,

Madam will certainly accept

to drop the charges.

Do you accept?

All right.

Thank you, Minister.

Thank you, Minister.

Have no fear.

It's nothing.

Can anyone help me

To carry them to my car?

Your son is losing his mind.

He wants to keep his ghost wife.

You don't come to see me anymore

in my dreams.

I don't know

if this is my ghost state

or if it's my person.

Your family never liked me.

This is not true.

They want the ghost

for having closed the factory.

I am not

an evil spirit.

I don't want to scare anyone.

I just want to be with you,

with my family.

When Moss came out,

my family was very angry.

She wanted to force him

to do therapy.

They are not satisfied

of him

and Ted?

Of course yes,

especially since Ted helped them

to access the Australian market.

Suddenly they accept their g*y son,

if it brings profits.

It's beautiful here.

Absolutely.

It's my dream.

But it's too quiet

and lonely.

Mom ! Dad !

Look at that adorable smile.

He must be dreaming of the ghost.

Probably a naughty dream.

This ghost is really tenacious.

Nothing helps.

If there is nothing to do

against the ghost,

we will have to intervene

on your son.

What ?

Let me go!

Your brother married a man.

Did his h*m* influence

your behavior?

His h*m* has nothing to do with it.

Who or what do you fantasize about

by masturbating?

On your face?

The psychiatrist concludes

that March required therapy

by electroshock.

In order to erase his memories

by Nat.

A single week of electroshocks

and that b*stard ghost will be gone.

We should have done that

a long time ago.

Venerable Sinrae is right.

The dead live

in memory.

A few weeks of electroshocks

and it will be gone for good.

Even if his memories faded...

the ghost kept trying

to come back to him.

March?

Who are you?

It's me, Nat.

I am your wife.

Nat!

I remember.

Have you really forgotten me?

They...

try to force me

To forget you.

And they get there,

I imagine.

I can stop coming

so that they stop

to electrocute you.

Sorry...

But who are you?

March is better.

He will soon forget it.

Did you use my cream?

That night,

the ghost entered

in Suman's dream.

Mom!

(In dialect)

Let's eat ice cream.

Suman.

Nat?

Why are you here?

To ask you

to stop the electroshocks.

He endures this

Because of you.

He will soon forget me.

You see,

I become more translucent.

Stop making him suffer.

It's true.

You have become more translucent.

However,

Suman had another idea.

Nat.

As the factory was closed

because of the ghost,

we are having financial difficulties.

Fortunately,

our loved ones support us.

I'll get straight to the point:

we need your help.

We tried everything,

impossible to get rid of the ghost.

And so?

How can I help?

I'm going to go see who it is.

Yes ?

What do you want ?

I'm coming to repair the vacuum cleaner.

What ?

Your colleague has already stopped by.

This is not possible.

I'm the only one on duty.

Who was it?

Your lover?

No.

A delivery man went to the wrong house.

My neighbor is always wrong

in the address.

Where were we?

Oh yes.

The family wants the ghost

helps them with dreams.

They pretended

to reopen the factory

and called back all the employees.

Welcome.

FINGERPRINT VERIFICATION

Welcome.

All this dust

in a few months.

How were they able to reopen?

They had to get the license back.

To welcome you,

we offer you lunch.

What was she looking for

in their dreams?

What employees dream of

usually?

You're the best.

Are dreams images?

tragic memories?

Or unfulfilled desires

in life?

Smile!

The ghost was not interested

to employee trauma

nor to their desires.

What she was really looking for,

it was another ghost.

- Took?

- Mrs. Nat!

Are you a dream?

No.

I'm like you.

I come

in my boyfriend's dream.

You were together for a year

before his death?

Yes.

But our affair was secret.

I didn't want

let our families know.

People from my hometown

also work here.

Tok scared other employees,

do you know that?

He caused chaos during the inspection,

causing us to lose our license.

Yes.

That doesn't pose a problem for you?

People lost their jobs.

I don't know.

He has the right to be angry.

He is dead

Because of the factory.

The factory has nothing to do

in there.

He is dead

of heart disease.

DEATH CERTIFICATE

A congenital disease.

He was already weak

before starting here.

That's not true.

- This document is false.

- Why would I lie to you?

Doctors signed it.

He is authentic.

The company offers you

two options.

Either you resign

because your memories bring back

the ghost of Tok.

Either,

if you want to stay working,

we will erase it from your memory

by electroshock.

Take your time.

I'm already dead

and you still want to k*ll me!

Traitor!

b*tch!

You are not

the only ghost left behind.

I also want to be

with my boyfriend.

There is no harm in that.

But why take it out on others?

Why not ?

They k*lled me, don't you see?

- They k*lled you too.

- Was it the factory that k*lled you?

Don't blame them.

You were ill.

I was sick because of the factory.

They didn't care about us.

You don't see

that this f*cking factory k*lled me?

You dirty sh*t!

-Suman!

- Took!

How are you?

Took!

Took!

Took!

Where are you taking him?

Don't touch me!

Let me go!

Pin!

Are you okay?

Leave me!

Nat.

You have become human.

THANKS.

Nat.

We are finally reunited,

March.

Pin was taken away

to electroshock therapy.

His memories fade little by little

until he forgot

her boyfriend.

The ghosts disappeared

from the factory

and normal activities resumed.

What irony...

A human-ghost couple

reunited

by destroying

another human-ghost couple.

The ghost is exorcised,

the man, electrocuted.

It's disgusting, isn't it?

But this is only the beginning.

It's not over.

How is that?

- The ghost no longer haunts the factory.

- Yes.

But there are others,

elsewhere.

On learning that Nat had succeeded

to get rid of the ghost,

Dr Paul organized a meeting

at home with Nat and March.

He suffers from insomnia.

Nat.

For the first time,

I see you in the flesh.

You are a very beautiful woman.

That day,

they were not the only guests.

There were other VIPs

from Dr. Pauls entourage.

I would like to congratulate you.

I heard

that you had saved the family factory.

I'm delighted with it.

You are a good ghost.

Nat was flattered

by the applause of strangers,

because no one before

never applauded her,

except for her wedding day.

Help yourself.

The servant brought them.

But these civilities

were only a prelude

to the true purpose of this visit.

What is this noise?

Ghosts.

- What ?

- Ghosts?

This is why the minister is missing

of sleep.

In Parliament,

there are disputes.

at home,

there are ghosts.

These shots...

Which ghosts do they come from?

Someone told me

that these are...

Someone told me

that these are surely...

the ghosts of those k*lled

during the 2010 m*ssacre.

Me,

I have three decapitated people.

These Vietcong

don't leave me alone.

I also have one at home,

the ghost

of a hanged man.

My ancestors did him wrong.

Why terrorize me

Because of their karma?

It's unfair.

We are lucky

for finding you, Nat.

Paul and his peers

wanted Nat to take care of

rebellious ghosts

who kept harassing them.

Here is the lab

inspection of dreams.

This is your office.

My office?

Whose dreams will I inspect?

Protesters who want my head

and that of my friends.

They exhume the dead of the past

to threaten us.

These young dissidents vociferate

like the possessed,

scream deliriously

the Declaration of the People's Party.

Or proclaim the names of the slain

at Thammasat University 50 years ago.

It's funny.

Young people ruminate more on the past

than the old conservatives.

Nat must inspect dreams

of these people.

Correct.

But...

is it legal?

Introduce yourself into dreams,

It's like breaking in.

No law prohibits ghosts.

It's true.

What will you do

if ghosts haunt their dreams?

You will erase their memory

by electroshock?

Nat,

what do you think?

I can't

do it.

At least she refused.

But its not that simple.

Before dying,

you did not authorize your husband

to use your eggs.

We cannot proceed

to insmination.

But I am my own ghost.

I'm here to empower my husband

to use my eggs.

The law aims to protect

the intentions of the living.

It has not been updated

to cover the ghosts.

Her eggs will remain frozen

without any use?

Come on.

It's for you.

- Come on.

- Go.

Its Paul.

- Hello.

- Good morning.

The law in this country

is stupid,

and prevents the good ghosts

to lead a decent life.

But I can help you

to have a child.

We could adopt.

But we have come so far.

This opportunity is available to us.

And it implies

that we exploit people.

But...

I was exploited

all my life.

You were one of the few good things

in my life.

When we were married,

I got sick

and I died.

Return as a ghost

was a tough ordeal.

Now we have the chance

to found the family of my dreams.

We are so close to the goal.

Don't you want to make my dreams come true?

How are you?

Pine.

Let's go eat first.

I prepared you for this.

Nat,

I have to thank you.

The ghosts that haunted us

have disappeared.

I had a peaceful sleep,

without dreams, these last nights.

I am delighted to have been able to help you,

you and your friends.

You look resplendent.

Bloody ghost!

For the surrogate mother...

My team found young women

in good health.

You can choose one.

This ghost b*tch

is selfish.

You look angry.

I don't know what she went through.

during his lifetime,

but I hate it when a ghost takes advantage

of his peers.

They should not give in

to the living.

They do not give in to death,

that's why they come back.

On returning, they accomplish

an act of protest.

Now she helps the living

to get rid of ghosts.

THE BLOODY m*ssacre OF MAY 2010

You come home late

every day.

We had a lot of dreamers.

Like every day.

Why are you reading this book?

You force them to forget the ghosts.

I read to remember them.

Why are you doing this?

Have you seen the doctor?

Yes.

I barely remember you.

What do you mean by that?

At the beginning, when you came back,

you hadn't changed.

You were the Nat

that I had known.

Now I doubt it.

If I hadn't changed,

I would have disappeared

like the others.

Really cool.

How many ghosts

have their own statue?

Thank you.

What is there?

Aren't you happy?

Of course it is.

You can tell me

what upsets you.

Is this work?

Am I giving you too much?

- Tell me.

- It's not because of that.

A ghost never tires.

Is this about March?

Do you have something to tell me

about him?

Don't be afraid, speak freely.

My mother has Alzheimer's.

She is senile.

Ghosts don't scare him.

She forgets

that there are some in our country.

If you don't want to,

nothing obliges you to speak.

In reality,

I have two good news

to announce to you.

Which ones, sir?

I found you an assistant.

Between.

Tok?

How did you come back?

Her boyfriend loves her so much

that he does not forget it,

despite the electroshocks.

Tok managed to come back.

But it's good,

for Tok is no longer a vengeful spirit.

He will help us.

Help us?

Ms. Nat,

sorry for my bad behavior.

I am grateful

of this second chance.

I am proud to help you

to inspect dreams.

We should support

good ghosts like Tok.

If you are too tired

to continue,

Tok can replace you.

OK?

Sir.

About March...

I believe that

March dream

of these ghosts.

Those we are looking for

to get rid of.

He tries

to remember them.

What are you dreaming of?

He reads the stories

of these deaths.

He is determined

to remember.

He doesn't want to forget.

What are you dreaming of?

Thanks, Nat.

For your honesty.

I appreciate it.

Happy death anniversary

Happy death anniversary

Happy death anniversary.

Congratulations.

What happened?

We f*cked.

For what ?

Because I found you sexy

when you spoke.

I will never stop talking.

I liked it

when you said

that the ghosts

do not give in to death.

That coming back is an act

of protest.

It's sad

that even in death,

a mind cannot change anything.

You're not the repairman.

The person who rang

was the real repairer.

So who are you?

Why don't you take off your shoes?

My feet were stuck

in the cement block underwater.

It's you,

the ghost of my vacuum cleaner?

Yes.

My body is in the river.

I came to you

because I felt

that you would understand me.

What you said

is entirely true.

We refuse to go away,

because we don't give up,

even if some try

to erase us.

But the worst,

he's a plotting ghost

against his comrades.

This is my daughter.

I visit him

in his dreams.

We sent it

to electroshocks.

Sooner or later,

she will eventually forget me.

Krong.

My daughter will soon forget me.

I am forgotten.

No.

You must be remembered.

She can't forget you.

I will be forgotten.

Nobody will remember

of what for

we fought.

Me, yes.

I will remember.

You will not be forgotten.

I will remember you.

I will make sure

that we don't forget you.

I promise

to remember you.

Don't forget me.

Don't forget us.

I won't forget.

I will remember your name.

Of your life.

Of your death.

From history

that you told.

Of your battles.

Of your rhythm

while making love.

Of your moans of pleasure.

Krong.

Krong.

It's over.

Excuse us.

Another photo.

How are you?

Do you want to take a break?

March!

Call an ambulance.

March?

March!

(In dialect)

You know that...

sometimes I still talk

to March's father?

I hope that one day,

he will come back.

He left me

with two sons

and this rotten factory.

That wasn't nice of him.

His brothers and sisters are selfish.

I can't stand them.

When Moss was born,

they took it from me.

They didn't want

that I raise him.

They feared

that Moss doesn't speak

standard Thai.

I'm sorry, Nat.

Forgive me for all the cruelties

that I put you through.

You fought to come back,

to help March.

He loves you so much.

I must apologize too

for all the bad

that I did.

Nat.

Your hand.

March.

He's forgetting me.

Dad !

I'm coming.

Having animals is beneficial.

It teaches empathy

to children.

Thanks for the interview,

Mr. Minister.

With great pleasure.

As a sign of gratitude,

please accept

this little gift.

It wasn't worth it.

It's what ?

Open it.

Do you think you can erase me?

What ?

Who are you?

We no longer only have

electrical appliances.

What is there?

Nothing.

Just a nightmare.

Air conditioning.

Air conditioning!

Are you ghosts?

Are you suffering?

No.

I'm furious.

Are you a servant here?

Are you suffering?

Ghosts!

Help me.

Help me, b*tch.

Ungrateful b*tch!

Female dog !

This time,

you won't get out of this!