01x01 - The Sword of Grayskull

[bunniefuu]

We should've done
this ourselves.

We know the king's palace
better than your patsy does.

Teela hasn't failed us yet.

She'll find what we seek.

With that sword, the
Power of Grayskull

will soon be ours.

How's the nation of Eternos
this evening?

Quiet as a shadow, King Randor.

Never trust shadows, General.

You catch that game of modulok?

No, modulok's too complicated.

Running on your hands
and passing with your feet?

No, thank you.

I'll take it from here, Soldier.

Of course, General Dolos.

I'll take it from here, Soldier.

Evelyn better pay me this time.

Oh, come on!

'Word witch didn't say there'd be
this many to choose from.

Okay.

Which one of you
is gonna give me

that trademark Teela
Grayskull tingle?

Hmm.

I've been contracted to go through
all this trouble to steal a...

Sword, Eternia, Grayskull,

secrets, Eternia, Power,

Masters of the Universe,
Masters of the Universe.

That was way more than a tingle.

Drop the sword!

I'll just put it right... here.

Did she just continue to steal?

Sorry.

I just needed my hands free

to do... this.

Oh, no!

How will we ever grab our swords

with our other hands?

Oh, sorry. My thumb stuck.

Able to do... this!

Oh, yeah, much better.

Somebody stop her!

You! Halt!

Get her now!

Go! Go! Get her!

Ah-ha-ha, one of my legs
fell asleep, sorry.

Must you have brought
your apprentice along?

You! Halt!

Duncan didn't bring
the Royal Guard

to the extraction point.

Just sayin'.

Incoming!

What an unfortunate
turn of events...

for them.

Laminae.

No!

They're just doing their jobs!

Hachaos!

Give me the sword, Hand Witch.

That sword
does not belong to her.

Start the engine, kid.
This is a bust.

We're on our way to you.

The sword is right there.

Our key to universal
unstoppable power is right there!

We don't gotta find
the sword again,

just the girl.

Let's move.

Bring the sword to the champion.

What champion?

I have the Power!

♪ The Power is ours ♪

♪ It's in our
so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oul ♪

♪ The Power is ours ♪

♪ It's in our
so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oul ♪

♪ The Power is ours ♪

♪ Hey, we'll find our purpose ♪

♪ 'Cause we know
we're worth it ♪

♪ And we'll be remembered ♪

♪ We are the defenders,
defenders ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ We fight for the win ♪

♪ We fight till the end ♪

- ♪ We fight for the win ♪
- ♪ The Power is ours ♪

♪ It's in our soul ♪

[dramatic percussive

Hang in there, Kitty.
I've got you.

Just crawl onto my shoulders
and we can both go home.

No.

What do you mean, no?

I don't want us to fall.

We won't fall.

We won't fall...

...if you get on my shoulders
right now.

Did you, like, eat rocks today?

I thought they were potatoes.

Did they taste
like potatoes?

I've never had
a potato before.

How am I supposed to know?

You jump the rest of the way.

What about you?

I'll be fine.

Dragonfly.

- No.
- Dragonfly.

No, don't do it. Focus.

Dragonfly!

Adam, are
you two done yet?

Or do you wanna hang
out some more?

How long have you been there?

Long enough to work
on that joke.

Thought it might defuse
the tension.

Way to take my mind
off of imminent death, Krass.

Thanks.

What are best friends for?

You weren't on tracker
duty today.

What are you doing out here?

Cringer's missing,

and this part of the woods

has the best snacks
for grabbing,

so I figured why not start
looking for him here?

Wait, did you just say
Cringer was missing?

Kitty, did you come out here
looking for your uncle?

Maybe.

He said he wanted to
go hunting again.

Puh! He can't hunt
without claws.

Try telling him that.

Contain. Shut.

Push.

Release me,
or incur the wrath of my tribe,

you Beastopoid brutes.

Quarry talks like it is people.

Quarry talks like we are people.

Don't you poachers want
more from life

than caging and hurting animals?

Why not rise up against
your keeper?

Try living for yourselves.

Initiate
capture.

An uprising would displease
our keeper.

Query for quarry: what
happened to you

when last you displeased
our keeper?

Fair point, my subservient
captors.

R'qazz will be most pleased

to have you back in
the fight pit.

He may add your skull
to his trophy belt after your loss.

Oh, what an honor.

Let me at those circuit brains.

No time for the bots.

We gotta spring Cringer.

I knew you'd come for me.

We needed a faster
ride home anyway.

Stand back.

Hang on!

Initiate stowaway protocol.

Great plan!

Now what?

You up for a game of ram-ball?

I'm wearing my helmet, ain't I?

Adam of the Tiger Tribe
risks it all...

...to send Krass to the net.

Will she make the...

Have I mentioned
how much I hate this game?

...goal?

Ow! Whoa!

Ow.

Who's a good
cub?

Happy to see you too.

But hug me any tighter,

and I'll let them keep
you next time.

Wait. What happened to Krass?

Tiger Tribe for the win!

Cringer, next time you feel like

taking on some Beastopoids,

let us know, huh?

Now, where would the
fun in that be?

Tiger Tribe forever?

Tiger Tribe forever.

Why would you go hunting
alone again?

Everyone in the tribe
does their part.

Even without my claws,
I'd like to still do mine.

Spoken like a true "Stripe."

I don't need a special tattoo
to be a part of the tribe.

You keep saying that,
but I never see you leave.

Now, now, Krass'tine.

Every lost soul the tribe adopts

gets their stripes when
they so choose.

If Adam isn't ready to
set aside his cuff

and get his stripe,

Adam isn't ready.

This is all I have from
my life before.

What if whoever lost me

doesn't recognize
me without this?

It's been ten years.

Ah, they probably stopped
looking for you by now.

Whatever, helmet head.

Kitty, what you doing?

There's a lady in the tree.

Um, can we help
you, tree lady?

Uh, your village
is full of cats.

I'm apparently afraid of cats.

Then why did you come out here

to where the Tiger Tribe lives?

A voice in my
head told me to.

Ask it how much it knows
about cats being able to climb trees.

Why?

I got her!

Adam.

Teela.

Magic!

- What if she got caught?
- We'd know.

I've been listening
to the Royal security channels.

Right, because of all the crime
we're doing.

This is about revenge
on the king,

We're not not doing
crime, though.

You find her yet?

We're here. Descend.

Trahentium super revelare...

Is that an actual
poacher ship?

The sword doesn't
want her found.

Think I can get these
poacher bots

up and running to
hunt her scent.

Do it. Find the traitorous
whelp.

Apprentice, get to work.

Why aren't you
afraid of magic

like the rest of your people?

To be clear, the cats
don't like magic.

Why let yourself get captured?

You wouldn't understand.

Oh, because I'm from the jungle
and you're from the city?

Believe me, you're
from the city.

I am?

Yeah, your accent sounds like

you were born into
an upper family.

Just count your lucky stars
you're out here

and not back in the house
that Randor built.

You don't like the king?

No one likes the king,

especially at street level...

or below street level,
which is where I usually am.

Randor won't do anything about
all the poaching out here,

so he's no friend of
the tribe's either.

And now that we're done bonding,

shouldn't you be getting
back to doing

whatever the voice in your head
told you to?

Like I said... you wouldn't
understand.

Try me.

- That isn't jealousy I smell...
- ...is it?

Oh, of course not.

Adam's like a brother to me.

I'm just worried he's
gonna leave.

Some flashy magic wielder
showing up

isn't gonna help anything.

And it's a problem
we can't solve

by ramming it with your
helmet, I assume.

Every problem can be solved
by ramming it with my helmet.

Mm.

We may have a different problem
for you to ram.

So the voice in my head

led me here to deliver
a package.

To who?

You don't happen to have

any champions out here, do you?

Being a champion

is about defending those
who can't defend themselves.

That was weird.

Where did that come from?

Are those poacher bots?

Give us the Witch.

Halt. Do not move.

Tiger Tribe answers to no one!

Technology!

I need to protect the village.

We'll find the girl
and the sword

once everyone's dead.

Duncan, have the robots
burn the village.

No, no, no, I...

I can't do that.

Coward.

I'll run out first.

Then you get this
as far from here

as quickly as you can.

Hide it.

If I survive, my voice and I
will come back for it.

We need water! Please...

Fire! We need
to save the village!

Capture.

Ah, thank you, kind stranger.

Talking tiger!

Whoa! Flying child!

Krass, stand down.

He saved me.

Hey, Evelyn.

There she is.

They don't get to attack us
and run without a fight.

Come on, Cringer.

Intercept.
Capture.

Contain.

Do not run.

Stop.

Error.

Et subvertam eos!

Et subvertam eos!

Et subvertam eos!

Whoa!

Hang on. I've got you.

Don't worry. This is
my favorite cliff.

I almost die here all the time.

I told you to get
away from here.

Get the real sword out of here.

I had a sword this whole time?

Hand it over, thief.

You want this?

Come and get it.

"By the Power of Grayskull,

I have the Power"?

I have the Power!

- What?
- No!

What? He's... a man.

The Power of Grayskull.

Will never be yours!

The Power of Grayskull...

...belongs to me!