01x02 - Chapter 2: Everything I Do ... I Do It For You

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I still can't believe it.

Murdering two people, one after the other.

And with your spanner too. I mean, how?

You said, "I won't be like my father."

"What would Lekha think
if I started committing crimes?"

Didn't you think about Lekha
before k*lling both of them?

Why are you lecturing me? Ask him.

He was cursing my father.

You could've cursed their mothers.

You could've slapped them.
Why in the world did you k*ll them?

I wanted a cute girl in my arms,
not a dead body!

My life f*cking sucks!

The other body is still out there.

Yeah, Spanner-wielding Hercules.

That's because you k*lled him
in the middle of the road.

Be thankful that my brothers
pulled the spanner out of his eye.

I hope both of your brothers
can keep a secret.

They are my brothers.
They're just like me.

And you should thank them.

Thank them because they helped us.

Lift him up.

Or you would've been cleaning
the bloodstains in the shop for two days.

Come on.

-One.
-One.

-Two.
-Two.

-Three!
-Three!

You need to pray to appease your stars.

You're getting screwed by Mars,
Saturn and Venus.

What's the fault in my stars?

It's their fault.

-Can't you understand?
-Get back.

-Get back.
-Put it down here.

Look what I have in my hand!

Melon!

This is not an ordinary melon,
but a magical one.

I'll make this melon disappear
using my magic. A round of applause!

Amazing.

Hey, Sun! Come and take this melon away!

Where is the melon? Where is it?

-It disappeared. Where is the melon?
-Hey!

How did this melon get in my hands?

Amazing, man!

Thank you, gentlemen!

People of Gulaabgunj,
please show me your kindness.

Don't be cruel, gentlemen.

If you leave without making a donation,

this magical melon
might rip your a*s apart.

Don't ask for trouble,
and donate generously.

Why are you smiling so much?

I was imagining the melon
inside someone's a*s.

The melon would burst
and so would the a*s.

Ever heard of
the man-eating lion of Khirsu?

This claw...
This claw belongs to that man-eating lion.

Awaiting someone special.

Who can put a price
on this precious thing?

But for you, my friend,
it'll only cost 1,000 rupees.

And not a rupee less.

Not one, but 900 less.
Give him 100 rupees.

Wear it.

As long as you wear it,
your enemies can't touch you.

They can't touch you.

I bought it for my style,
not for my enemies.

How do I look?

Just like Baba.

-Any updates?
-Nothing yet.

But there's some talk in the village
that it was a mechanic.

We'll look for him.

Looking good, Arjun.

-So angry.
-Why are you here?

-"You look good too, Yamini."
-Why are you here, Yamini?

-I'm here to meet you.
-Why?

What if I say it's because I missed you?

Just stop it.
You left without saying a word.

I looked everywhere for you.

You disappeared
like you were never in my life.

Shouldn't I be happy
that you were looking for me?

What are you trying to do here?

Arjun, I told you I'm here...

You aren't the type
to chase after someone.

I know that much about you.

What is it? Tell me.

Someone wants to meet you.

Call this number.

You guys don't look like people
who frequent temples.

You don't look like someone
who bathes every day.

-Looks are deceptive.
-What do you want?

-We are here to offer prayers.
-For what?

-For deliverance from sin.
-What sin?

All kinds of sins. From lying to m...

Meat-eating.

God doesn't allow this.
One prayer can only cleanse one sin.

God must know what sin
the devotee wants forgiveness for.

But God is omniscient.
He knows everything.

I think it's the man between God and me
who wants to know.

Look, son. You are here to seek my help.

Don't try to act smart, otherwise...

We have come to seek God
because he sent two people to God's abode.

-Praise Lord...
-Shankar!

Let's go.

Listen. Where are you going?
What's the rush?

See, God is always there,
but you need some extra protection.

Two kinds of people are a threat to men.

The living and the dead.

This protects from the dead,
and this protects from the living.

-We need protection from the living.
-How much?

Thirty rupees.
It will protect you for 24 hours.

And take this
if you want protection for four days.

-How much for that?
-Fifty.

50 rupees can buy
five liters' worth of gas for the bike.

Gas won't save your life. Pay him.

Here.

Wear it.

Listen.

-What?
-Look, until this matter dies down,

go into hiding.

Hide? Then why did you
sell us this for 50 rupees?

Having God with you
doesn't mean you should walk up to a lion.

"Come on, lion, feast on me." Huh?

He is right. God has millions of devotees.

If He doesn't listen to you in time,
you are dead.

-Come with me.
-Where now?

Where protection is guaranteed.

A living suit of armor.

Hello, Mr. Ganchi.

-How are you?
-Hello. Hello, Mr. Arjun.

-How are you?
-Fine. Would you like to have something?

Get us two teas.

Go on, get it.

I'm sorry.
We are here without an appointment.

We were close by,
so we thought we'd come meet you.

No problem.

How can I help you?

That's what we came to ask you.

What do you mean?

Mr. Arjun, Gulaabgunj is like my home.

And you are my guest at my home.

So who should be responsible
for showing you hospitality?

Mr. Ganchi.

If you need anything, anytime,

anything at all,
please don't hesitate to call me.

Sure. Thank you.

But by God's grace, everything is fine.

But still, if you need anything.

Anything at all...

Like what?

Anything.

I don't get it.

Food, water, a roof over my head,
bed, clothes, music...

I have everything.

You come into this world empty-handed
and die empty-handed.

You know, sir, I'm a simple guy.

I don't want much in life.
I'm happy with whatever I get.

Actually, I'll advise you to try the same.

-What?
-Simplicity, sir.

Simple living, high thinking.

The simpler the life,
the lesser the stress.

You have given good advice, Mr. Arjun.

But the f*cking thing is
that I'm too damn old to learn new tricks.

I can't change what I'm accustomed to now.

Make sure to meet
our city's superintendent of police,

-Mr. Mishra.
-Mr. Mishra.

When he was new here,
he didn't need much either.

I don't know why, but his f*cking needs
started growing with time.

-He's a m*therf*cker, but a decent man.
-He's like our family.

When something troubles him,
he comes running for my advice.

When such a senior officer asks
for help...

-We don't refuse.
-...I help him without a second thought.

It doesn't matter how, but I help him.

And when we ask
a favor in return, he obliges.

Friendship.

Wonderful.

Friends must help one another.

But when you take someone's help,
they start having expectations.

That's why, sir,
I don't let friendship undermine my job.

When my friends call me for help,
I tell them,

"Expect nothing from me, f*ck."

"I'm just a government servant,
not a friend or relative to anyone."

Everyone's always upset with me.

But that's the way I am. What can I do?

-Something is wrong with the letter.
-What?

Must be something inappropriate.

Why else would Lekha talk to me like that?

Bro, one thing at a time.

Let's think about your love story
once we're done here.

Yes, what do you want?

-We want to meet Mr. Ganchi.
-Mr. Ganchi doesn't just meet anyone.

We have a reason to meet him.
An important one.

Tell me what is so important.

Someone stole your pet?

-Stole your wife?
-I m*rder*d two men.

Which two men?

One second. The Sherpur guys?

-You k*lled them with a screwdriver?
-Yes.

No, I mean, it was a spanner.

Really? You're a star.
You've become a sensation in Gulaabgunj.

-Really?
-Yes.

A gentleman on the outside,
but a monster on the inside.

-What's your name?
-Tipu.

-Bunty.
-Suneel.

The boss is here. Move aside.

Wait, I'll introduce you.

Why did you shave the mustache?

A man without a mustache
is a lion without a roar.

It ruins the f*cking impression.

Your blood pressure is sky-high.

Look, I got an imported watch, Doctor.

I set an alarm
for him to take his medicines on time,

but he doesn't wear it.

-Does he drink every day?
-Non-stop.

Mr. Ganchi, if you follow my advice,
you will get better.

Get these medicines.

Please take care of yourself. Bye.

-Mr. Ganchi.
-What is it?

-Two guys are waiting outside.
-So tell them I'm coming.

Okay.

Hey!

What wood are you using?

Rosewood, sir.
But teak would've been better.

Well...

Now this guy wants
to f*cking tell me what to do too.

Did anyone ask you?
Teak is more expensive than rosewood.

But teak is stronger.
It can withstand the weight of ten people.

Just do your job!
Or I'll stick a teak umbrella up your a*s.

"The weight of ten people."

Mr. Ganchi is outside.

-This is Tipu.
-Suneel.

He k*lled the two Sherpur guys.

-Really?
-Yes.

-How did you k*ll them?
-With an air pump.

-I just told you it was a spanner.
-Yes, a spanner.

You k*lled them both with a spanner?

With the same spanner?

Yes.

Tell us in detail.
Was it a ten or 12-inch spanner?

-The longer...
-The ten-inch one.

And?

-Should I tell them everything?
-Yes.

Stay there, as*h*le!

Stop!

That's it.

-He's Babu Tiger's son, right?
-We met him the other day.

You inherited his anger.

I hope you didn't inherit his lust.

Why don't you work for me
like your father?

If I wanted to,
I would have done so a long time ago.

I just have a tiny dream
I need to fulfill.

What do you want from us?

My dad worked for you all his life.

And he died for you.
I just want a little help in return.

It would be nice if the police
don't start investigating me.

Pass it on.

Unit test results are here,
and I'm very, very disappointed.

Some students
have not taken it seriously at all.

Tushar, Vaibhav,

Gaurav, Durgesh,

and Gangaram.

Fail, again.

Don't laugh.
Are you planning to stay here forever?

Sit down.

And now, the topper is...

Jyotsna Varma.

Lalkrishna.

What happened? You came second?

Jyotsna did not have any time
to prepare for the test,

but she still topped the class.

-Well done, Jyotsna.
-Thank you, ma'am.

Everyone, clap for her.

Jyotsna, come here.

Lalkrishna, please pin the badge to her.

Silence!

Silence.

Ma'am, may I please
say something to the class?

Yes.

Feeling bad?

I feel honored
to have received this badge today.

And I'll prove to be worthy of this badge.

I hope and I wish that
this leadership opportunity given to me

would help me fulfill my dreams
of becoming a District Collector one day.

Thank you.

I didn't know
this badge had that much value.

-Well done, Jyotsna.
-Thank you.

Now watch as Mr. Ganchi
makes this case go away with a snap.

I'm telling you, Tipu,
you should join Ganchi's g*ng.

Your life will be set.

Why did she call me disgusting?

-Is it disgusting to express love?
-What?

She tossed the letter at my face.

Why do you always change the subject, bro?

I mean, she could have gently said no.

"No, Tipu."

"It's not possible.
I don't feel that way about you."

I would've been heartbroken,
but not terribly so.

I went to sleep thinking the same.

Honestly.

My heart is broken too, man.

What?

They're playing
that kung fu film at Jai Bharat.

The 36th Chamber of Shaolin.
Let's go watch it.

-Something is wrong with the letter.
-Oh, man!

You're stuck still on that. Show me.

Show me the letter.

"Something is wrong with the letter."
Our whole life has gone wrong.

You are right, man.

"Love" is missing.
It was there four times before.

It has no fragrance either. Here.

Something is wrong.

I want to know the meaning
of every word in this letter.

Let us find an English expert to read it.

How do we find one?

Kamarcut said he studied till tenth grade.

Are you trying
to burn the letter with your eyes?

Tell us what it says quickly.

Sir, he screwed you.

What?

The schoolboy screwed you big time.

Just tell us what it says.
"Screwed you big time."

"I have been ogling you for years."

"It's time for both of us
to get closer to each other."

"Not a single day goes by
without me thinking about you."

"Every night, all I wish is to..."

Is to...

"...to get inside you."

Inside?

Bro, she let you off easy.

If it had been me,
I would've thrashed you with my slipper.

Hey, shut your trap.

What else does it say?

"Copper T."

-What T?
-Copper.

"Copper T is a very effective
and easy birth control measure."

After this,
it's an essay on family planning.

And the salient features
of the Taj Mahal. That's it.

b*stard!

Are you listening to me?

You have to snatch back
the topper badge from Jyotsna.

These g*dd*mn rich people
are born arrogant.

It's your job, Nannu.

Do you get what you have to do?

-It's hard, but...
-Hey!

What the hell is this?
What crap did you write here?

Who wrote it? Who wrote it?!

It's not my handwriting.

The letter I wrote
and gave to Gangu was different.

-Tipu, take out your spanner!
-Sir, no...

-I'll write another letter for you.
-Nannu.

If you are my best friend,
you won't write a letter.

Chanda is mine now and forever.

You worm.

-You love Miss Chandralekha?
-My love for Miss Chanda is true.

You can slap me or punch me,
but I won't let her marry someone else.

I would even die for my love.

Look.

I've started tattooing her name.

Once she says yes,
I'll add the full name, with her surname.

I love Miss Chanda a lot.

Our FLAMES showed our love.

I will turn the "M" into a marriage.

What is this "FLAMES"?

-f*cking FLAME! Get these three boys.
-Sir!

-I will find you!
-Please, let us go!

-Take him. He'll write a letter.
-Let us go!

What's wrong?

I won't be able to write like this.

Why not?

The ambience is not right.

-What's the right ambience?
-Music.

I can only write
while listening to a love song.

One tight slap
will make the ambience right for you.

-He is bluffing us.
-I'm not, sir.

Without music,
I can't write even for myself.

-Shut up.
-Suneel.

Okay, go ahead.

Sir.

This won't do.
I need a tape recorder and a cassette.

Where would I get that?

At my place.

Hey, lover boy.

Go to his place and get the recorder.

Hey, listen.

Get my sister's Pink Mamba too.
It's kept in the drawer.

Suneel, go with him.

Do you know all of English?
From start to finish?

Come. Let's start.

I was checking
the records of the last few years.

We process about three tons of opium
each year in our factory.

As a rough estimate,
the entire district produces

about ten to 12 tons of raw opium.

Where does the rest go?

Sir, there are two gangs here.
The biggest one is Gulaabgunj,

which is run by Mr. Ganchi.

And the Sherpur g*ng run by Nabeed,
is up in the mountains.

These two gangs control
most of the big farmers in the area.

They grow poppies for them.
What else can they do?

The government
pays them 600 rupees per kilo,

and these guys
pay 10,000 to 15,000 per kilo.

Sorry, sir.
What would you do in their place?

How do even a few tons get
to the government?

That's to mislead the law.

The government thinks
only small farmers grow poppies.

People like Ganchi don't bother them
to keep the law away from Gulaabgunj.

And as far as the big farmers go,
they work for the mafia.

Let's get on with the inspection.

-Does he own all of this?
-No, sir.

This is another one.
This side of the trail...

"Ambience." Okay?

Okay, listen.
Don't add words like "kiss" or "smooch."

Why?

In our culture,
it's not right before marriage.

Write a decent and modest letter.

It's true love, kid.

It's not about physical pleasure.

He will die a virgin.

Hey, lover boy,
go and stand there with your hands raised.

Go!

Listen.

Didn't you come to the shop
to talk to me the other day?

What was it?

I forgot what it was about.

Even if I could, I wouldn't tell you now.

You are my enemy now.

I'm not nice enough
to care for my enemy's well-being.

The song was nice.
I mean, I didn't understand the words but...

It felt good.

It doesn't smell nice.

Pink Mamba.

Yes.

Miss Lekha!

Miss Lekha, I didn't write that letter.

I don't even know English.

-Then who wrote it?
-One of my friends, Suneel.

He knows someone who writes letters.

So, I asked that guy to...

What?

-I paid him to write the letter.
-You paid him?

You paid for such a letter?

No. Actually...

The guy who writes letters
is an expert in English.

But his friend is a rascal.

He gave me his own version
of the letter instead of mine,

and I gave it to you.

Here.

This was the letter I wanted to give you.

That I want to give you.

Here.

It smells good too.

Smell it. It smells good.

Why not write one yourself?

-No. I wanted it in English.
-Why did you want it in English?

-Yes...
-Anyway, the letter is not the problem.

-It isn't?
-It's something else.

Tipu, I know what you want.

But we are not alike, Tipu.

Your life is very simple.
You have a shop. A hand-to-mouth life.

But I don't live hand-to-mouth.

I want to have everything I wish for.

I want the whole sky, Tipu.

Do you understand?

You are too basic for me.

-My lofty dreams will crush you.
-Bloody Tipu!

I gave you the bike to fix it.

-And you're having fun with it?
-Just checking...

-Miss Lekha!
-Checking what?

I gave it to you yesterday.
How did you fix it so soon? Scoundrel.

Take your bike. It's fixed.
Hey, scooter, stop!

Hey, man! Tipu?

-Just listen to me. Hey, Tipu.
-Get lost.

-Let's go.
-Fix the bike, please.

-Get lost.
-I'm getting a shave.

Sir.

Greetings.

Sir, you didn't make the call.

What?

I was waiting, sir,
but you didn't make the call.

The lady from the lodge,
she must have given you the number.

-Who the hell are you?
-Sir, that's not important.

Sir, someone wants to meet you.
It's very important.

If you're not busy tomorrow,
shall I arrange a meeting?

Hey, listen. Don't bloody come here again.

Get lost!

I stopped by your house.

Your wife was there. Amazing woman.

I saw a photograph of your daughter.
You have a lovely family, sir.

Why did you do it?

I wish I hadn't opened the envelope, sir.
Awful photographs, sir. Disgusting.

I left them at your house, sir.

What if your wife sees them?

Sir, you don't have time. Please go.

Ma'am, there are some letters.

-Yes, thank you.
-Should I make you tea, ma'am?

Yes, please.

That's mine.

I get more mail than you.

-I never check their content.
-Go ahead, check them.

I wish I had
something to hide like you do.

I'm not hiding anything.

You're smooth, but not that smooth.

I never said I'm smooth.

It could be a surprise for you
that I don't want to show you right now.

f*ck!

Did it break down again?

No.

Tipu, I didn't intend to hurt you.

If you felt bad, I'm sorry.

No. Why are you saying sorry?
It's not your fault.

I totally get it.
You have big dreams, I don't.

"Hand-to-mouth," I get it.

-Tea?
-No, she won't. You drink it.

No, I will.

I heard a rumor.

What?

You k*lled those two Sherpur guys?

No. I didn't.

How do you know?

I can't believe it.

Did you really k*ll them?

How?

I just k*lled them.

Tell me in detail.

-In detail?
-Yes.

Stay there, as*h*le!

Stop!

Well done, Tipu.

Well?

Your dad would've been proud of you.

It's not a f*cking small deal
that can be done just like that.

We need seven times more goods.

-Seven times.
-I know, sir.

Then what are you doing about it, as*h*le?
Will we pull it out of the Earth's a*s?

That bloody Narcotics guy,

we need to find a way
to deal with him first.

And that ungrateful Nabeed.

He is flying a little too high, sir.

You found him begging
on the streets of Kolhapur.

And now he thinks he can be my equal.

He's gone nuts.

Won't you say something?

What should I say?

This is going to be
the biggest deal of my life,

as well as of your insignificant life,

and you have nothing to say
about this historic moment?

Don't you have
any sense of duty as my son?

Yeah, but I'm doing all I can.

What is it that you are doing?

Why are you asking me this?
Is any of this my fault?

It wasn't until I had three wives
and four daughters that you were born.

Do you know how happy I was?

Drink up.

You just filled it.
How can I drink that fast? I'm done.

-You're done?
-Yes.

At your age,

I couldn't sleep unless
I had a full bottle of whiskey inside me.

You are the only heir
of the opium king of Gulaabgunj.

You've inherited not just the job,
but the name too.

It won't be easy
to gather such a vast amount.

But I have a plan.

What's the plan, sir?

The plan is to... Bloody hell!

I can't hold it anymore.

I need to take a leak.

I have to go upstairs just to take a leak.

People think they know everything,

from gravitational force
to physical attraction,

but they never f*cking bothered
to consider

that the toilet should be close
to where you have your drinks.

-You could've told us the plan by now.
-Yes.

Sir, the plan?

So, what was I saying?

So, the plan is...

sh*t!

Dad?

Sir.

Are you okay?

Should've used the teak.

What happened? Are you worried?

It's nothing.

You started smoking again?

What is it? You can tell me, right?

Till I come back home at night,

I swim through filth all day.

This is the only place untouched by it.

I want it to remain that way.

I don't want to expose you and Jo to that.

That sh*t.

Fair enough.

I won't question that.

But I just want you to know
that whatever it is, I'm with you.

But don't make this a regular thing again.

Finish it and come have dinner.
I'm waiting for you.

Thank you.

Where do we meet?

THE 36th CHAMBER OF SHAOLIN

That went over my head.

I've been thinking about it,
but I still don't understand it.

What is there to understand?

He faced many trials by fire
and passed them all.

And the baldy became a kung fu master.

-I mean, Lekha.
-Not again.

She says my dad
would be proud to see me as a k*ller.

I think she's the one who's proud.

When great men couldn't understand women,
how can you, Mr. Tipu Motors?

But I felt bad.
I don't want to be like my father at all.

I am not Tipu Tiger.
I'm fine with being Tipu Motors.

But one thing is certain.

-She does love us.
-Us?

-Tipu, run!
-Get them!

Run! Run! Run!

-Run! Run! Run!
-Run!

-There's a gate here!
-Open it!

Open it! Run! Run! Run!

-Go, go, go!
-Climb up!

Run, Suneel! Run away!

Hey, stop!

Hey, stop!

Stop, b*stard!

Hey, stop!

Hey, come fast!

Stop!

There he is!

-Stop! There he is! Hold him!
-Leave me!

Leave me, you rascals!

Let go! Let go!

Where is the other one?

Tipu!

Suneel!

That is Tiger's son.

Suneel!

Get him.