01x06 - Chapter 6: Pyaar Chutiyapa Hai

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f*ck!

Really!

Tipu, I'm impressed.

That bloody Atmaram
escaped this time, but next time...

We'll f*ck up Nabeed and his g*ons.

We should retaliate.

-Again and again, the f*ck...
-Okay, enough. Calm down.

You've saved my father's life.

I owe you one.

I'll avenge your father's death too.
I haven't forgotten.

I want to avenge my friend's death.

Yes. I'll avenge him too.

What's gotten into him?

Keep it.

We'll make them pay. Next time...

Double the security at the hospital.

-Okay?
-Okay.

Sir, I wanted to ask you something.

Go on.

Kanshilal hasn't entered
the goods on record, sir.

When I asked why,
he told me you asked him to delay it.

So?

Sir, is there a particular reason?

There's no particular reason.

Once the entire stock is processed,
we'll put it on record.

But, sir, the rule says
that within a week...

I know the rule.

I told you we'll do it later.

Focus on getting the stock ready.

Okay, sir.

LOVE IS A b*tch

Okay, fine, I'll listen to you.

Who is that newcomer
in the Indian team? What is his name?

That Sachin
has joined the Indian team now.

Got something to eat?

-Hi. Can we sit here?
-Hi.

Yeah, sure. Come, sit.

What's wrong?

-What's wrong? Gangu?
-What have you got?

-Nothing fun. You?
-Chilla. Do you like it?

Yeah, I love chilla.

-You watch cricket?
-Yeah.

Thank you for the English mixtapes.

Where are you going?

Home, sir.

Get in, I'll drop you.

No, sir, please don't bother. I'll walk.

-Anyone waiting for you?
-No, sir, it's not like that.

Then, come on. Get in.

Okay, sir.

Ramprasad... Shall I tell you something?

When I was posted as DCP in Delhi,

I saw some politicians
pulling off a scam worth 60 crores.

Sixty crores belonging to the country.
They pocketed it all.

And no legal action
was taken against anyone.

If one of us gets caught
taking a bottle of rum from someone,

they would immediately suspend us.

Do you know why I am telling you this?

Because this system, Ramprasad,

is there to oppress people like us.

We work like dogs
to get paid at the end of the month.

And those at the top of the system
steal money to fill their pockets.

We've been reduced
to mere puppets for them.

They make us dance to their tune.

I don't understand, sir.

Okay, tell me,

is it wrong to steal from a thief?

What?

All the ill*gal stuff we seized
belongs to the thieves.

And I'm going to steal from the thieves.

You have a problem with that?

But, sir, why?

Why would an officer like you
do something like this?

If I don't do it,

I'll lose everything.

Family, career, reputation, everything.

I can't tell you everything right now,
but whatever I'm doing,

I'm doing it to save my family.

Now, you can help me,

or report me to the head office.

What will you do? It's your call.

There's an inspection
at the warehouse in a week, sir.

We must act quickly.

Besides, Ganchi and SP Mishra
are angry with you.

You also have to be wary of them, sir.

-Hello, ma'am.
-Yes, Gangaram?

I have something to tell you.

What did you do now? What is it?

Tell me. I won't tell anyone.

No. Ma'am, I know I've been
failing the exams for two years.

But, I believe I'll make it this year.

And, ma'am, I'll try to complete
high school in the next two years.

When high school is done,

I'll find a decent job
and start earning some money.

And then I'll settle down.

Why the rush to settle down?

-Go home now. We'll talk later.
-No, ma'am.

Ma'am, I've had a crush on you
since I was a kid.

You're so beautiful.
I've been waiting many years to grow up.

Now that I'm grown up,

-I wanted to tell you.
-No!

-Ma'am, please...
-Not a word.

-Today, I got the chance. Let me speak.
-No!

-Please, ma'am, I...
-No!

I love you, ma'am.

How dare you do this?

What rubbish is this?

Ma'am, it's okay if you let me know
in a couple of days. Bye, ma'am.

Gangaram!

The rose looks nice.
Why are you f*cking it up?

It's my arm.
I'll do what I want. What do you care?

What's your problem?

Is it too much for you
to talk to Junior for once?

You've saved his dad's life, man.

I've seen it in his eyes
that he is never going to agree.

He is obsessed with the deal.
He won't let anyone touch his stuff.

Let's steal from a farm in Sherpur.
Plenty of harvesting going on there.

I've given it a thought.

-But now is not the time.
-What do you mean?

I mean, they attacked Mr. Ganchi,

and they know we will retaliate,
so they must be on high alert.

Now is not the right time.

You're right. For once.

-Are you done? Let's go.
-Yes.

Should've gotten a spanner tattoo.

Everyone calls you
"Spanner-wielding Tipu."

What tattoo did you get? Show me.

A tiger? What will people call you now?

It looks good though.

Didn't it hurt?

I don't feel pain.

Hey...

I think I've seen that car before.

Isn't it that Calcutta guy's car?
What was his name?

Sukanto.

Isn't that the new Narcotics officer?

Why are they going off-road?

Hello.

The stock is packed and ready to be moved.

Great job, Mr. Arjun.
I'm really impressed.

This is just the beginning
of our friendship.

In the future,
we'll accomplish bigger deals together.

I'll let you know soon
when and where to pick up your delivery.

Jugnu, you're here?

One of our suppliers gave this to us.

It's imported scotch.

I thought why not have you taste it.

Because you like imported stuff.

Who drinks during the day?

I was thinking about Nabeed.

Just hearing that as*h*le's name
makes my blood boil.

He was only ten years old

when Mr. Ganchi
brought him home from the streets.

And since then,
he kept Nabeed close to his heart.

Today, that same ungrateful Nabeed
stabbed Mr. Ganchi in the back.

He tried to k*ll a man
who was like his father!

Like his father?

Mr. Ganchi wanted a son
so that he'd have an heir.

So, when your mother was pregnant,
he said to Nabeed,

"If it's a girl again,
you will be my heir."

And because you were born
after so much yearning,

Mr. Ganchi became so focused on you

that he overlooked Nabeed,
as well as his business.

You know the rest.

Had it been a girl,
he would have given everything to Nabeed?

That was the plan.

Why? Why can't a girl manage the business?

What are you talking about?
Is this a girl's job? You are too much.

When Indira Gandhi can manage our country,
and Phoolan Devi can manage the bandits,

why can't a girl manage our business?

You're drifting away from the subject.

I'm talking about
how to fight Nabeed, Junior.

I mean, Jugnu.

You know he attacked Mr. Ganchi, right?

We must take revenge on Nabeed.

Who are you calling?

Nabeed, it's Jugnu.

Junior.

Let's stop playing hide-and-seek, okay?

Let's talk face-to-face.

Okay.

Come on.

Come, this is our chance.

Uncle Kanshi. How are you?

-You are Babu Tiger's son, right?
-Yes, I am.

At your age, Babu Tiger
used to get me drinks every day.

Babu Tiger, wherever you are,
may God give you peace.

He will.

Uncle, have a drink with us.
I'll make you one.

No, son.
One more and I'll lose my way home.

-Uncle, just one drink. Just one.
-No, son.

-Uncle was our neighbor.
-Yeah?

In the summer,
we used to sleep in the open,

and Uncle would set the mood.

We would have fun listening
to his stories of the opium factory.

Really?

Uncle, tell us
the story of the monkey. Well?

-The monkey story.
-It's an old story.

-Come on, tell us.
-Tell us, please.

-It was really funny. Yes.
-Okay, fine.

It was around the time when my father
used to work at the opium factory.

It so happened that one day,
a big tribe of monkeys

stormed into our factory.

They took the opium away,
thinking of it as food.

They got addicted to the opium.

Now all the monkeys in Gulaabgunj,
small, big, young and old,

would storm the factory together
every few days.

The government had to call the military,

and only then did they get rid
of those junkie monkeys.

-Really?
-Why would I lie?

Uncle, here.

Have you ever heard
of monkeys raiding a factory?

What are you saying?

Uncle, speaking of the raid,
this new BNE officer,

why is he raiding all these farms?

Nobody has ever done
something like this in Gulaabgunj.

Everyone wants to be the hero
of their own story. That's all.

Hero?

Yes, he goes raiding.

But the opium that is seized in the raids

is not being documented
in any government records.

No documentation at all.

Files are piling up in the office.

And the stock
is mounting up in the warehouse.

Why do you keep eating these snacks?

Juni, I'll have to go to Delhi.

I need to finalize the deal with Glorifem.
Eat this.

Let us all go.

After my work is done,
we can have some fun. What say?

Yeah, Papa, let's go.
I'll also meet my friends.

Juni, what's on your mind?

Papa, did you hear us or not?

Let's go. You can meet your friends,
and Mom can do her work.

You don't look it, but you're sharp.

That's good. Come, have your breakfast.

I have some work to do. I'll be back.

But, the breakfast...

You know, I almost started hating you.

Everything became chaotic
since you got here.

You did what was right for you.

Like everyone else.

Even me.

And I know that whatever I've done,

I'll have to pay for it.

I'm already paying for it.

I don't know what is going to happen next.

No matter what happens,
I just want to say this.

I don't want to hate you anymore.

Arjun...

whatever happened between us
is in the past.

I don't have a problem with that.

But what happened next,

and what I've become now,

is what I have a problem with.

Honestly, the time we spent together...

I don't regret it.

I really liked you.

In fact, sometimes I'd wonder
what if you and I...

No matter what happens now,

no matter what Pratap makes you do,

just remember that I...

I'll always wish you well.

That's all I wanted to say to you.

We'll never meet again.

HOTEL MAYURA

Hello, sir. How are you?

You are a lucky guy, sir.

One beautiful woman here,
and another at your home, right?

You're surrounded by beauty.

JO IS EVERYONE'S FAVORITE

Have you lost it?
Why are you doing these silly things?

You're the one being silly.

-Don't start again.
-You carved that drawing, right?

-I carved nothing.
-I know your dirty handwriting.

Your handwriting
is the worst in this class.

Handwriting from a pen
is different from carved writing.

Shut up! Go and apologize to Jo.

Apologize to Jo? My foot.

Gangu, go and say sorry to Jo.

Hands off. I won't say sorry.

-Gangu, say sorry!
-I won't. Stay back!

-Hey.
-Gangu, Nannu.

-Gangu!
-Guys, stop.

Don't fight, guys.

-So? You want to fight me over a girl?
-Gangu.

-Gangu, stop.
-You want to hit me?

Tell me!
You'll raise your hands against me?

Let me go. I won't hit him.

My apology will satisfy you, right?
Come on.

Come.

I'm sorry.

Now your turn. Come on.

Go on. Cat got your tongue?

Why don't you tell her?

It was not just my plan
to draw on the wall.

It was all three of us.
Your boyfriend was one of us.

Nannu?

Is this true?

Nannu, I really trusted you.

You're the worst. Don't ever talk to me.

-Move.
-Jo!

Jo.

I lost another one
of my seven f*cking lives.

I'll have to get a fourth X tattoo.

But, sir, why? You didn't even get
a scratch at the hospital.

Do you know the meaning of life?

When a batsman hits a ball,
and the fielder misses the catch,

what does it imply?

-Bad fielding.
-No, idiot.

Imagine a batsman gets LBW,
but the umpire doesn't declare him out.

-What did the batsman get?
-A new life?

-I lost.
-Well done. Life.

Sir, if you don't mind,
can I ask you something?

How do you know this?

When I was a kid, an old man said,
"You'll live not one, but seven lives."

"You'll escape seven deaths."

I'm not in the mood
to go into the details.

I dismissed his words as nonsense.

But one day,

my father lost his mind
and threw me down a well.

Then I knew that the old man was right.

-Then?
-Then what?

-I mean, he threw you down a well.
-Yes.

-So...
-Yes.

I cried out a lot,
but nobody came to save me.

I passed out.

Then I woke up 11 hours later.
A dumbass gentleman had saved me.

And I escaped my first death.

-Then?
-Why do you keep asking "then"?

I mean, what happened to your father?

The same old man said
that my father would be easily k*lled.

So I stumped
all three of my dad's wickets.

Clean bowled.

sh*t, man! I lost again.

Sorry, sir. My son is really naughty.

He plays games all day long.
He never studies.

He's good for nothing, sir.

Playing videos games will make him smart.

Rote learning in school won't help him.
Let him play.

Every random f*ck
wants to give me advice.

Sir, vegetables?

Sir, how do you eat such spicy food
without batting an eyelash?

Sir, can I ask one last question?

If you don't mind.

Why are you
still wearing those torn pants?

Are my ba*ls showing?

-No, sir. That's not what I mean.
-No.

We'll make Babu Tiger's son
die a dog's death.

Just say the word,
and I'll empty my f*cking g*n in him.

I'll be the one to k*ll him.

I'll take my time to enjoy every cut
when I stab him four times.

-You must capture him alive, got it?
-Yes, sir.

Crazy b*stard, I will bury you alive.

Do I need to get the belt out again?

Get out of here.

It's not your fault. It's your mother's.

When these b*stards leave,
I'll teach you a lesson.

We're done eating. Get up.

Didn't like the food, sir?

-Guddu, Moin, close the shutter.
-Yes, sir.

What's wrong, sir?

Why are you closing the shutter, sir?

What's your name?

Mallesh, sir.

You get a high in your a*s,

when you beat your kid, right?

Worst behavior. Shameful.

Gangaram, you are a lost cause.

Lalkrishna, what happened to you?

I'm suspending all three of you!

-Sir, I only watched.
-Shut up!

Each of you will submit an apology
to the school and to Jyotsna.

-And bring your parents next week.
-Yes, sir.

Sir, my parents can't come.

Why?

Sir, I don't know
where my father would be lying around.

Lying around?

I mean, sir...

And what about your mother?

Sir, she died a long time ago.

-I'm really sorry, sir.
-Sorry, sir.

-Sorry, sir. Please.
-Too late. Get out now.

Sir. What a surprise!

Would you like something?
Tea? Ramprasad, two teas.

There's a saying about cats, Arjun.

When they close their eyes,
they think the whole world has gone dark.

It's a really old saying, sir.
Everyone knows it.

You can say it straight up.
Is there a problem?

You want to show the world
that you are an honest officer.

But I can see the reality.

-Sir, I'm just doing my job.
-Your job?

Hey, your boss is doing his job, man!

Son, first you raided Ganchi's farms.

-Then Nabeed's farms.
-Sir, I...

And what are you saying?
"I can't return the stock."

"Because I've faxed
all the details to the head office."

You are lying.

I know everything.
I called my man at the head office.

I'm aware of your many other exploits.

Two weeks ago, you snuck away to Delhi.

Why did you go there?

I've heard you went there
to meet a VIP in jail.

Sir, I can tell you everything in detail.

But I don't think I care.

And I also don't think

that you should take
so much interest in my life.

I don't know what you're planning.

But I'll find out soon.

And when I get to the bottom of it,
you'll see.

It will be fun.

So, tea, biscuits, mutton biryani,
carrot halwa, everything is canceled.

Sir, where is Gangaram's house?

First house on the left.

Thank you.

-What is it?
-Ma'am?

Come out. I need to talk to you.

Stay put.

Where is your father?

-Ma'am, he goes to work early.
-When will he be back?

Ma'am, sometimes late at night,

sometimes the next day,
and sometimes he doesn't come home.

Then who cooks at home?

Cooking? Sometimes I do it,
and sometimes my brother.

Or we eat out somewhere.

Did you come here
to visit someone in this neighborhood?

No. I came to visit you.

-Me?
-Sit.

Okay.

So, what have you decided?
What will you do?

About what, ma'am?

How will you pass the annual exams
without attending classes?

We're only halfway through the syllabus.

I don't know, ma'am.
Nannu used to help me with my studies.

But we haven't been talking lately.

And nobody cares at home anyway.

I'll help you.

Not just you, but all three of you.

If I give you one hour after school,
we can cover the entire syllabus.

Then you'll get first-class grades.

-If I pass the exams, I'm very happy.
-"I will be very happy."

Sorry, ma'am. I will be very happy.

What you did at school that day,
was it right or wrong?

Tell me, honestly. Was it right or wrong?

Ma'am, it was wrong.

Ma'am, I never thought I could talk to
or share my thoughts with you.

Ma'am, I really like you.

I mean, not in a dirty way, ma'am.

But I really like you, ma'am.

When I shared this with my friends,
they started making fun of me.

They started mocking me.
They said, "Gangu is in love with her."

And eventually,
even I started thinking that I...

I mean...

When they fought with me over those girls...

I felt really lonely.

I'm a lowlife, a ruffian,
who does these horrible things.

And I was horrible to you too.

After I told you all those things,

I immediately realized
what a disgusting thing I did.

Go on and cry.
It will make your heart feel lighter.

Everyone should cry sometimes.

Even boys.

I'm sorry, ma'am.

-Junior! Come.
-Jugnu.

Junior is now Jugnu.
You have grown up. Come.

Hey, crow.

Nobody from your house
has ever come here before.

Because you used to stay at our house.

Then you deceived my dad.

He is the one who deceived me, Junior.

As soon as you were born,
he forgot my years of loyalty in a flash.

He lifted you from filth
and gave you a respectable life.

And what did you do?

You tried to k*ll an unconscious man,
who was like a father to you

That too by sending
a lowlife punk to a hospital?

He has also
wanted to k*ll me for many years.

But this time,
you started it by k*lling Babu Tiger.

-I also lost my two men in return.
-They were just your lackeys.

Babu Tiger was a lackey too.

Sir, he also k*lled Tipu's friend, Suneel.

We'll k*ll more of you, f*ck!

-Try it, b*stard.
-f*ck you!

Quiet.

Suneel is a different case.
He didn't work for us.

If we start calculating,
both of us will have the same tally.

Let's forget all this.

Let's talk about the deal.

Deal? What about it?

You also know
you can't fulfill the deal alone.

We are also in a position that...

Let's work together.
It's good for both of us.

So, you think we should work together?

Yes.

How will we share it?

Fifty-fifty.

Ninety and ten?

What?

In fact, if I keep 100% of the share,

and leave you nothing
but the cool breeze of Gulaabgunj,

that won't be a bad deal.

Have you called me here to insult me?

Yes. I could've told you this
on the phone too.

But I wanted to spit on your face once.

At first, I really thought it best
to get rid of Mr. Ganchi.

But now I pray to God
to heal him speedily.

So he can witness his heir
completely f*ck his business up.

We're going at night.

Kanshilal was telling the truth, right?
There is stock in the warehouse?

No one lies when they're drunk.

Remember we got in trouble in Sherpur?

I'm scared here too.

Why do I always get stuck with you?

Don't worry. I'm here.

Do you think it will work?

-It should.
-I don't think so.

Once, my friend got drunk
and peed on a transformer,

and it blew up.

Let's try that.

Pee on it?

It's too high. He peed from the rooftop.

Move back.

Fine, do it. Let's see how you do it.

By the chain of the gods,
I am Jackie Chan!

-Grab on.
-Done?

What?

When the chain makes contact
with the exposed wire...

Yeah, let's see.

-You'll see.
-f*ck!

-It's dead.
-f*ck, give me the flashlight.

Let's go.

-Push. Push harder.
-Climb up.

Where are they?
There's no security guard here.

Easy.

f*ck! How lucky are we?

It's a bloody treasure. Take all you want.

No. We just need 50 kilos.
It's ten kilograms each, right?

If one bag is ten kilograms,
then ten times five...

-Eight.
-We need to take five bags.

Lay it down.

-Is that five?
-One hand is empty. Let's take one more.

No. We're honest thieves.
Hold this.

Hand it over. Let's go.

Even King Harishchandra wouldn't have been
offended if we took just one more.

Greed is a sin.

-Yeah.
-We said we'd take 50, and we took 50.

We couldn't have said a higher number?

-Get the f*ck! Get them!
-Get them!

Get them!

Stop!

Hey, get him!

Stop! Stop!

Stop!

There he is!

Stop!

-Is he there?
-Stop, f*ck!

There! He's running away!

Get him! Stop! Get him!

Get them!

-Yes, go, go!
-Give me a push!

Give me your hand.

Stop!

-Get him!
-Hey, stop!

-Okay, fine. I'm right here.
-Yeah...

We were going towards the main road...

-Hey!
-Hey!

What will I do with a stool?
Get a mattress.

-Tipu?
-Spanner Tipu.

You k*lled two people
with a spanner, right?

No, sir, that's just hearsay.

A rumor. People make up stories, sir.
I haven't k*lled anyone.

Really?
Then why do they call you Spanner Tipu?

I'm a mechanic,
so they call me all sorts of names.

Screwdriver Tipu, Puncture Tipu,
Spanner Tipu, and so on.

Ganchi sent you
to rob the warehouse, right?

No, sir, I came on my own.

What do you mean?

Yes, I work for Ganchi, sir,
but this robbery was for myself.

For yourself?

What were you going to do
with so much opium?

No, sir, I wasn't there
to loot the whole warehouse.

So, what was your motive?

Sir, I just wanted a little raw material.
Fifty kilograms.

Fifty kilograms of raw material.
That's it?

Yes. Neither 49 nor 51. Just 50.

Why? There's so much
ready stock in the warehouse.

Why only 50 kilograms of raw material?

To tell the truth,

there is a local farmer, Suryakant.
Mr. Suryakant.

Well, Ganchi's g*ng...

No, sir. Let me tell you
the other thing first.

He has a daughter, Chandralekha.

She is my...

A friend, sir.

So this farmer has a contract
to grow poppies for the state every year.

-Which farmer?
-I told you. Mr. Suryakant.

-He supplies his crop to Ganchi?
-No, sir.

They looted his crop.

-Who?
-Sir, Ganchi's men.

-Aren't you one of his men?
-I'm different, sir.

What's the point of this whole story?

There is a point, sir. Love.

Love?

The girl I love, Chandralekha,
her father is a farmer, Mr. Suryakant.

He grows 50 kilos of poppy for the state.

But this year, Ganchi's men took his crop.

So, he doesn't know what to do,
how to do it, or where to go.

He is really sad. That's why, sir, I'm...

So you did it just for a girl?

Sir, a girl that I love. For her.

Now you'll be in jail for three years,
and your love story will be over.

Sir, my love story will only die
with my last breath.

You mean this girl would wait for you
until you get out of jail?

You are old, so you wouldn't get it.

But you do, sir.

Nothing is more important than love.

So, you would do anything for this girl?

People do all kinds
of stupid things for their love.

When I was in college,

my girlfriend went to Bombay
to celebrate her birthday.

With her family.

I planned to go to Bombay to surprise her,
but I had no money.

So, I hitchhiked
with all sorts of people to reach Bombay.

I began to wander the streets.

I thought, "If I have come so far,
destiny would get me to her."

"We'll meet
at some beautiful place on the beach."

-"And she would give me a hug."
-Then?

By the time I reached Bombay,
she had left for Delhi.

sh*t.

To celebrate her birthday with me.

I reached Delhi
three days after her birthday.

She thought I forgot her birthday.

-We were about to break up.
-So what happened to the girl, sir?

We got married two years later.

-Amazing.
-Awesome, sir.

People do all kinds
of stupid things for their love, sir.

-Let him go.
-What?

But, sir, how can we... But...

Thank you, Uncle.

Hey, hello. Hey, wait.
You have to sign a form.

-The vitals?
-They are normal, sir.

And GCS?

It's significantly improved.

Maintaining his blood sugar level?

Yes, sir.
We are maintaining his insulin doses.

Okay.

Continue with eptoin, ceftriaxone,
and pantoprazole for the next one week.

Okay.

What perfume are you wearing?

Sir, Pink Mamba.

Pink Mamba. It's very nice.

Next time, I'll bring an even better
perfume for you from London.

They let you go so easily?
They didn't even beat you?

You are lucky.

-Anyway, there's important news.
-What?

I heard Ganchi Junior went to meet Nabeed.

Why?

He wants them
to do Sukanto's deal together.

That f*ck, Junior.

My father gave his life for Ganchi.

Everything he did, he did for that family.

My father considered Ganchi as a brother.

He would prioritize
their family over ours.

And this Ganchi Junior...

He is joining hands
with my father's m*rder*r for money.

This is the reward
for 30 years of my father's loyalty.

Honor has no value, Bunty.
We are nothing more than dogs to them.

Once they have used you,
they leave you to die.

They'll give us a dog's death.

But I'm nobody's dog, got it?

I may not avenge my father's death,

but I'll certainly avenge
my friend's death.

Come what may.

If this f*ck Ganchi comes in the way,
he will be sorry too.

Are you with me?

Are you?

If I was not with you,
I wouldn't be listening to your jibes.

Tell me what we should do.

I have a plan.