01x06 - Episode 6

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You're so f*cking incompetent.

Didn't you hear what she said?

-No, I didn't. I don't know…

-How was your stay?

-Perfect, thank you.

-You never listen to me!

-Are you kidding me?

-Shut up, you piece of sh*t!

-No matter where we are, this happens.

-You lost your mind.

Would you like to join

our Member Elite Club? It's free.

-No, thanks.

-All of our members earn extra points.

No. Thanks.

Our network includes

more than 146 locations.

No. No. No.

-…f*cking holiday, let's move on!

-Sorry, but I'm in a bit of a hurry.

-Give me the bill, please.

-So let's f*cking walk!

It's 580 euros, please.

Okay there's four, five, and…

Voilà, many thanks, bye.

Wait!

Wait up! Stop! Stop!

Wait up! Oh!

Wait! Wait, wait, wait!

That taxi, they have the suitcase!

-What?

-What? The suitcase with Oualid inside?

Yes, the suitcase with Oualid inside!

-Oh, f*ck!

-Oh, my God!

Quick! Hurry, hurry!

-Here we go!

-You spent the whole time on your phone.

I did not.

Help me out.

CASH QUEENS

INCOMING CALL

Why are you getting a call

from my brother?

It's probably about the big case.

Pick up, we should find out

what they know.

No, no, no, I'd prefer to call him back.

-Um, answer!

-No.

-Do it! Come on, yes!

-Not now! No.

-sh*t.

-Hello, my love. Hello?

I can't hear you.

-How about now?

-No. No, no.

I miss you so much. I need you right now.

Wow, that sneaky b*tch

really kept it cool.

Pull over the f*cking car right now!

Now!

Tell me how long

you've been seeing each other?

Just a few weeks.

Pfft! All right, there you go,

just a hook-up.

No more than that. Chloé's just

getting a little bump and grind.

Just some humping for our friend, okay?

Right, Chloé?

You both aren't in love, right?

We are.

I haven't felt this amazing in a while.

f*ck. You realize you are getting us

into some very deep sh*t?

I'm being very careful.

I knew right from the beginning

you would cause problems.

You rich people

think you're above the law.

-Don't speak to me like that.

-I'll speak how I want.

Hey, take it easy, Sof.

It's really not a big deal,

we haven't been caught.

Anyway, in three days we'll be gone.

I'll never see him again.

Uh, no f*cking way.

You're no part of us anymore.

-Come on, sure she's coming with us.

-She's absolutely coming with us.

You don't know my brother!

If she disappears,

he'll immediately open an investigation,

and he won't let up until he catches her.

You have to leave Malik.

I'm trying to dump Castel too. It's hard.

No. You're not dumping Castel.

If you leave and disappear

while the cops are after you,

you'll be on everyone's radar.

He has to leave you.

Uh, excuse me. Um, sir?

I'll have another one.

Actually, I'll have three more drinks.

Thanks.

Wow, you've got… a strong liver.

Sorry.

-That was a good one.

-Oh!

Sorry.

It's just I'm exhausted after last night.

We went out for Kim's bachelorette party.

-So epic.

-Kim's getting married?

Yeah.

She found this guy on Tinder.

Why not?

Damn, I haven't had that much fun

in a long f*cking time.

-Oh yeah?

-Oh! I mean, we got f*cking lit.

Tequila, mezcal, tequila, mezcal.

It was insane!

-Sounds crazy.

-There was this stripper who was like… Ah!

He was on fire.

His body looked fake. He was so hot.

-Oh, yeah?

-Unbelievable. So sexy.

Not possible to be so amazingly beautiful.

-So great.

-A crazy night.

-Well, that's nice. Good for you.

-Mm, so sexy.

So…

Listen, I don't wanna lie to you anymore.

I did something bad.

Me and the stripper, we hooked up.

You're mad.

I know you probably want to end it.

I deserve that.

Uh…

Mm.

Thank you.

Thank you for, uh…

for your honesty.

Thank you for sharing

your feelings with me.

It shows that you trust me.

That you care enough to be honest.

That you open your heart.

So, we don't know each other well.

-We don't.

-No.

I used to be a very jealous man.

And by that, I mean super jealous.

Mm.

It got me into some trouble in the past.

Now I'm better.

These past eight years,

I've been working on myself so much.

You don't belong to me.

I have feelings for you,

but you don't feel the same about me.

Fine. Okay.

Thanks again.

Uh…

So now you've opened up to me,

I have to open up more.

Oh great, bring it.

Um…

It was the stripper…

…and the hot waitress.

Okay.

-She was tattooed.

-Wow.

-And super hot.

-You can stop now.

She's…

I'm not sure what you're trying

to tell me right now. Mm?

-No, that doesn't bother me at all, I--

-Victor!

Dad? Mom?

What about Saint Paul de Vence?

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm not about to sunbathe

when we were just robbed of a few million.

-Your beers, madam.

-Yeah.

Have a seat, darling.

Move it!

Turn this sh*thole upside down.

And find me those f*cking ba*ls!

Got it, boss.

The ba*ls!

Yeah! I got the f*cking ba*ls here!

The ba*ls! The ba*ls! The ba*ls!

That crazy b*tch is right!

It's Marionnaud's operation!

-That b*tch.

-f*cking b*tch.

Let's get our 2.5 million.

So, Rosalie.

We haven't been able to meet you,

the new woman.

So tell us, what do you do for a living?

I work in a bank.

Magnificent! She's one of us.

And what do you do there?

I answer the phones.

Ah. The phones, yeah.

It's so important. At which bank?

Mom, do we really need

to go over her resume here?

Why not? Can't we find out a little

about the new woman

who's entered our son's life

a month before my bank was robbed?

Excuse me, sir, but I'm confused.

Am I in trouble?

Trouble?

The wife of a felon

who lives off 30 euros per week?

Dad, stop, enough.

I have a very hard time comprehending

what my boy Victor

finds in a young woman like you.

Don't go there.

No, it just so happened that she…

was at the bank during the robbery.

-That's funny.

-I'm not sure what you are implying.

But I've never lied to Victor.

He knows my life and respects it.

Yes, respect is important.

So, with respect for our family,

you won't mind taking

one of those lie detector tests.

I already said no.

It's not happening, got it?

I make the decisions.

It's my bank, I'm the CEO.

You don't decide anything.

You're the CEO on paper.

It's my bank. It's my call here.

Not my request, though.

It's from the insurance.

I mean, Rosalie was a key witness

to the robbery.

-When?

-Tomorrow.

No problem.

Rosalie, I'm really sorry about this. I…

ATTACHMENT - VIDEO

Okay, f*ck the rooster, I mean it.

You f*cked me.

You took my weapons for the heist.

No. My Rico.

Because I'm a nice guy, I'm giving you

24 hours to bring me the money.

-Rico.

-Or it'll end up on the menu at KFC.

-Tick-tock, tick-tock.

-My Rico!

I'm telling you, girls, it's over.

We have to leave tonight.

No way.

If you move out before taking the test,

it's like confessing.

Right. No matter where you go,

Interpol'll have an alert.

That's so serious. Interpol, you can't

f*ck around with a group like that.

Actually, this is a great opportunity

to get out of this.

If you can pass this,

we'll all be cleared.

I swear on my dead grandmother's life

that she's right.

Give me your arm now.

-I feel her pulse. Yeah.

-Ready?

Is your name Rosalie Perez?

Yes.

Did you participate

in the bank robbery at Castel?

No.

A big pulse.

You're too aggressive, that's stressful.

Oh, yes, I'm stressed.

Oh, please,

they're not gonna make it easy for you.

Come on, your turn. Go.

Do you know any of the… bank robbers?

-No?

-A big pulse again.

That's not good.

Madame Rosalie?

-Yes.

-Hi there.

Did you f*ck around with Mourad

on New Year's Eve,

even though I dry humped him

two seconds before?

-Um, what does that matter here?

-Big pulse.

I knew you f*cked around with my boy.

This is a disaster.

Hi.

Did I forget my sketchbook

the other night?

That's why you're back?

No, no…

Uh… I want to say I'm sorry for…

for my behavior.

I really crashed hard, you know.

Yeah.

Now what?

Well, it's just…

I'm still thinking about that night.

I've never felt that great.

It was crazy.

-Still have some Molly?

-What?

No! You went completely insane

when you took it.

But I'm better now.

-Is it good? You like my recipe?

-Yeah, thanks, Dad.

Hello.

Hi, Mom.

Having fun?

Sorry, I wanted to spend more time here.

Come on, Mom, we're almost on vacation.

Hungry?

Tina. Use the smaller fork, okay?

The smaller fork.

Okay, I'll go.

No, please. Just stay with us, please.

-Mom, can he, please?

-Come on, Ma.

Let the man eat his pasta, right?

That's the bare minimum.

May I speak with you, please?

I'll be back.

-Sorry, but the kids wanted me to stay.

-Shh.

Captain. Lieutenant.

This car belongs to Mr. Marionnaud.

The front is smashed in the same place

as the robbery. Finally got this f*ck.

No, we haven't.

Marionnaud would have thrown it

off a cliff to bury the evidence.

No, something's off.

He could've teamed up

with a group of idiots, it happens.

Anyway, it's not enough.

And Marionnaud has the power.

We have to catch him in the act

to take him down.

-What's our plan?

-For the moment, chill.

That's bullshit,

we've got to stop him now.

It's unfortunate,

but that's how our system works, Belloua.

Oh, yeah? Whose side are you on again?

Hey, stop throwing around

your f*cking accusations, okay?

Because I'm not the one who's f*cking

Marionnaud's wife on my lunch break.

I've already lost my wife, my kids,

and I'm not about to lose my job.

So back off with your power trip.

MALIK: I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

IT'S URGENT! I'M OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE.

What are you doing here? It's risky.

You didn't pick up your phone.

I've been busy.

I'm worried. How are you?

Fine, I'm sorry.

Everything's fine. You should go home.

We got your husband's M3.

We know he's in on the robbery.

What?

Be prepared because

the upcoming days will be hard. Okay?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

You and I are what's complicated.

We should give it a rest.

-Wait, what?

-Well, what did you expect?

We'd be walking

down the avenue hand in hand?

That's not happening.

It's over, Malik.

I'm gonna fail.

You know what'll help you?

Drink some cold water.

-I'm fine.

-Yes, some cold water will relax you.

I'm not thirsty, I'm serious.

Oh, come on, Rosa, please.

Trust me on this one.

I'm not thirsty. f*cking chill out!

The girl says

she doesn't need water, back off.

Hey, you're stressing her out!

Staying hydrated is extremely important.

It irrigates the cranial vessels,

which controls stress

and lowers her heart rate.

It also regulates her blood flow.

How long do you think it takes

blood to absorb the water?

You idiots.

Nice points.

Bottoms up, drink it all.

-She'll mess up. We have to leave.

-I'm not sure about that.

She just took a gram of Molly.

Whoa! f*ck, she's gonna hump everybody.

CASTEL BANK

PRIVATE BANK FOUNDED IN 1962

We're good.

Now if you are ready,

we can begin the test.

Is your name Rosalie Perez?

Yeah.

Were you born on 2nd October, 1992?

Yeah.

Excuse me.

May I have some water? I'm thirsty.

For sure, happy to get it.

-Just give me a second.

-Thanks.

It's, um…

So, water irrigates the cranial vessels

which controls stress

and lowers my heart rate.

It also regulates the blood flow.

And… voilà.

-Thanks.

-Some water.

Oh…

Sorry.

Let's continue.

Do you know the location of the robberies?

No.

What?

You're lying.

Yeah.

Rosalie… What's happening?

Do you know the location of the robberies?

Yes.

Did you participate

in the robbery at Castel Bank?

No.

Do you know the robbers?

No.

Why would I want to hang out

with a g*ng of robbers?

That's not who I am.

She's not lying.

-Yes!

-Aah!

Sorry, uh… Yes!

Yes, yes, yes!

It's all right. I knew it.

Wow. I feel so amazing, so light.

Oh, spare us

your f*cking theatrics, will you?

Stop! Don't speak to her like that.

She proved that she's innocent.

Time to leave me alone

and stop busting my ba*ls, you hear me?

You're pathetic.

A f*cking idiot.

-Rosalie.

-Mm.

Rosalie.

Mm?

Will you marry me?

No.

What?

It's impossible. It won't work.

But why?

Because you let me down.

I understand.

Thank you.

The thieves have extended their range

and have brazenly attacked once again.

These criminals are giving us a chance

to capture them all.

And we promise that this heist

is going to be the very last one.

f*ck.

-These criminals will soon be behind bars…

-Come in.

We have the results

for the blood from Horizon bank.

-Oh, yeah, the busted nose?

-That's it, but it wasn't easy.

The guard's blood was mixed in.

But in the Swedish lab,

they could isolate the genetic markers.

We know the guy?

No, the DNA is not in our database at all.

But we discovered something of interest.

-What's that?

-Our main suspect…

is pregnant.

Uh… I don't get it.

How's that possible, that he's pregnant?

That's because our suspect isn't a man.

It's a woman.

Uh…

Thanks, Linda, for that information.

Yes, Captain.

Oh, f*ck. Oh, f*ck.

No.

Oh, no.

We need to talk.

Actually, I've been thinking,

and I want us both to leave.

On vacation? You and me together?

Yes, both of us plus the kids.

Wow, babe, that's awesome.

But the problem is the parole schedule.

They won't give me time off

until it's done.

No more questions, we leave tomorrow.

Ah, better, now you show up personally.

I must see Rico.

-Where's my money?

-The money? I… I don't have it.

So I'm an idiot?

What? No. I have no f*cking idea

what money you're talking about.

So you shut down my projects.

Because of you, I lost money.

And you're behind the robberies?

Bring me the chicken.

We'll see if you really lost your memory.

Hey! Hands off.

Shall I make a six-piece meal out of Rico?

I have nothing to do with those robberies!

I have something better.

Over 200 kilos of cocaine

coming through the port of Marseille.

-Sunday night.

-How do you know that?

Because I'm the one who set the date.

Yeah! It's the night

of my re-election, see.

All the police will be busy.

There's zero risk.

Not to me.

It's risk-free, I mean it. Hey…

Nor… normally I make around 5%.

With you on board, I'll get 10%.

I'm talking eight mil…

eight million euros.

That's… that's real cash.

Deal.

Thanks. Thank you.

Oh, no!

No! Oh no!

No!

No! No, no, no!

It's just…

The f*ck bit me.

Oh, no! Oh, no!

He f*cked up my hand. Poor Rico.

Sunday we'll still

take that truck, though.

I went out of my way and worked hard

to prepare your favorite meal.

I hope you'll love it.

Because it's the last meal

we will share together, my love.

I'm leaving.

And I never want to see you again.

Slap me all you want, Michel,

but I'm never shutting up.

Wait, I'm not done.

I have a secret for you.

I'm a bank robber.

Two million plus up your a*s.

No. That's too much.

Argh!

-Michel? What's happening?

-Oh, God!

I, uh… I prepared your favorite meal.

I'm not hungry!

Rico is dead!

Oh, God…

My life is over! Ah!

My Rico!

My Rico!

I started Tai-chi at 15.

Coming up next, more fallout

on the latest story involving…

Look at this.

-It's not even an option.

-There's no menu in the toolbar.

-It's gotta be somewhere.

-f*ck me.

Which one?

They could've made it simple.

Why is it so complicated?

-How many people…

-Where's my TV?

I put it in the bathroom, just for now.

I got you the biggest TV

in the world, Mom.

Wait, what? Are you kidding?

Well, I won't be able

to entertain you any longer,

so I got you something to take my place.

What are you talking about?

I'm leaving home, Mom.

I'm going to Panama.

And I'm leaving tomorrow.

I stole a large amount of cash,

so now I have to disappear for a while.

And how will you get there? By bus?

Don't forget your passport!

Okay, let's stop with the nonsense.

Panama? Here, take this. You'll need it.

That's hilarious!

Loser!

Yeah, keep laughing, go ahead.

Yeah, yeah, go ahead,

I'm used to it all by now. It's fine.

You f*ck!

It's time to stop with the lies. Okay?

Life's to damn short

for your stories, Kimberly.

What did I say about that?

What did I tell you about that?

Mom, please don't call me Kimberly,

how many times now?

I f*cking hate it!

I'm f*cking Kim, that's all.

Kim, Kim. Kim!

You know what?

I'll mail you a postcard.

You'll find out if I'm for real.

Great.

Hey, hey. Help your mother

with the groceries.

Come on, you guys, move it.

-You heard your father. Move it!

-Come on, let's move!

Lazy f*ck

never lift a finger around here.

Yeah, move it!

Hurry up, let's go.

-No, no!

-Let me choose! It's my turn!

-Get off me!

-No! I told you, no!

-I want to pick the video!

-Your fingers are dirty!

-It's my phone!

-No, Younès, wait!

Hey, wait, wait!

Oh, wait. Something for you.

What?

A little surprise.

Rosalie Perez, will you marry me again?

-What money did you use?

-Don't worry, that's my concern.

Whose money is that?

It's from Ezéchiel.

What? Oh my God.

So are you gonna keep

getting into trouble?

Rosa, chill, he owed me a favor.

-I'm ahead 50K. We're leaving tomorrow.

-Don't tell me to chill.

You're giving his money back.

I don't want problems.

-I'm not giving anything back.

-Give it back!

-No!

-Yes!

-No!

-Fine!

We have half a million euros in cash.

-From your banker friend?

-Yeah, but I robbed his bank.

Yeah, sure.

You doubt me?

Open it.

There's a thousand bucks in here.

And I have 500 ba*ls.

Give the cash back to Ezéchiel

and have your ankle monitor removed.

I borrowed 5,000 for the ring,

and if I give him back 45,000,

he won't believe me.

Pay off your debt.

Okay?

And that should do it.

Okay. Tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.,

the signal will stop working.

-Then you're free.

-You're a genius.

-Thank you.

-Sure.

Ezéchiel.

You want to travel on my 50K?

No, I was gonna return it to you.

Here, see?

Funny you're getting that tracker

removed right before you pay me back.

I'm not lying, I swear.

You're paying me back now.

And you're removing that monitor.

It's a little strange.

You got the wrong idea.

Remember, I went to prison for you.

Oh, is that it?

And now you're out early, am I right?

What do you mean?

To get parole,

you ratted me to the police.

Of course not!

I kept my mouth shut to everyone!

You know I'm pissed off now.

It really bothers me, actually.

How long have we known each other?

Bro, like 15 years.

That's right.

So let's do this like the old days.

You wanted my cash?

Bon appétit.

I swear I never spoke with the police!

Yeah, but I can't get it out of my head.

It'll be hard to change my mind.

Something's off with you.

Go on.

Okay, stop, okay! No, no, no, no, stop!

I know who robbed Castel!

I know where

the two and a half million are!

Keep going.

No, no, stop! No!

For f*ck's sake, stop, okay?

It's Rosalie!

Rosalie did it! It's Rosalie!

It's Rosalie!

It's Rosalie.

Say that again?