01x03 - Relationship Goals

[bunniefuu]

[water flowing]

[tense music plays]

[tapping keys]

[steady breathing]

[playing "The Star-Spangled Banner"]

[girl sings] early light ♪

What so proudly we hailed ♪

At the twilight's last gleaming? ♪

Whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪

Through the perilous fight ♪

-O'er the ramparts we watched ♪

-[boys cheering]

Were so gallantly streaming? ♪

[continues playing

"The Star-Spangled Banner"]

Yo! Come on, guys!

-[jeering]

-[girl] Gave proof through the night ♪

That our flag was still there ♪

Oh, say ♪

Does that star-spangled banner ♪

Yet wave ♪

-O'er the land of the free ♪

-[jeering continues]

[continues playing

"The Star-Spangled Banner"]

[dog pants]

-Work, work it, work it ♪

-[whistle blows]

Work, work it, work it ♪

Work, work it, work it ♪

Bodies so insane ♪

These girls are off the chain ♪

[whistle blows]

[crowd groans]

Bodies so insane

These girls are off the chain ♪

[crowd whistles, cheers]

Bodies so insane

These girls are off the chain ♪

[Sid] Here's what they "know"

when they see me:

a brown man, an Indian,

a foreigner reeking of incense

and body odor

Work it, work it, crazy ♪

a fundamentalist,

a t*rror1st, a cell member,

a b*mber like the Brooklyn b*mber

[hip-hop music plays]

a math genius, computer scientist,

a curry lover coming for American jobs.

An athlete, a f*ck, a future husband,

a bro, an aggressive kid, an angry kid.

[cheering]

[whooping]

Bodies so insane

These girls are off the chain ♪

Bodies so insane ♪

[Sid] Here's what they don't know

Bodies so insane

These girls are off the chain ♪

I'm scared.

Yes! Yes, king!

[announcer] Lane 4, Siddartha Pakam,

Grand Army High School.

-[Luke] Look at that!

-[boy 1] Yeah!

[Luke] Let's go, baby!

Punjabi!

Look at that!

[pants]

[boys exclaim]

[boy 2] Sit your a*s down!

[Luke] Good job, baby.

[boy 3] We love you, Punjabi!

[boys laugh, whoop]

Dude [Joey chuckles]

you at Cornell and me at Syracuse.

I am not getting into Cornell.

It makes me sad when you say that.

[scoffs] f*cking 1375.

Yeah, on the PSATs,

and you've prepped hard since then.

[Anna] Mm.

And do I have to remind you

1360, b*tch.

[chuckles]

But, fine, OK.

How about we say that no matter what,

we save up,

and we study abroad together?

Spain!

-Oh my God, f*cking Spain!

-Spain!

Or gap year?

-Holy f*ck.

-Hmm?

-[squeals]

-[exhales heavily]

Ma?

Ma Would you be cool

with me doing a gap year?

No, it could impact your aid.

What would you even do? Travel?

With what money, babe?

-OK. [Joey snickers]

-[Anna] That went well.

[Joey groans] Dude, skip babysitting.

Come to the movies with us.

I can't.

But I'll meet up with you guys after.

[Anna grunts]

[sighs] I have Tim issues.

I just don't want something with him

to mess up you and me.

-You know?

-[chuckles lightly]

So, don't let that happen then.

Yeah, but maybe it wouldn't,

though, right?

It probably would, so

[Joey groans]

Anna!

[groans]

I really like him.

Like, I really like him.

[inhales sharply]

Yeah, I think he feels like that

about you too.

And you hate that.

-See?

-[Anna scoffs]

You do!

-You hate that.

-Not exactly.

But, like, what if we fell in love

and then we got married,

and then you and I could be sisters.

[screeches]

OK. Jo, come on. I know what you do.

Um, me?

Your brother is a f*cking f*ck.

Need I remind you?

OK, this See?

This is exactly what I'm talking about.

Come on.

You both f*ck people over.

Fine, that's great.

I don't care.

But I don't wanna hear you guys

b*tch about each other to me

and put me in the middle of it.

[sighs]

You really think he'd f*ck with me?

-Do you really want a relationship?

-[Joey groans lightly]

-[sighs]

-[Anna] 'Cause

I don't think that you do.

[Joey sighs]

[inhales deeply]

I mean, I definitely don't wanna feel,

like, trapped, you know?

Yeah, I totally feel that.

Is that shitty?

[Anna] No.

-But he's my brother.

-[groans]

[Joey] Yeah.

I just wish that

-[chuckles]

-What?

I just wish

that Tim and I could, like

[sighs]

be able to do whatever we're doing

and whatever else,

and not have it be this whole thing

and ruin everything, you know?

Did you have sex with my brother?

[Joey] What?

No.

-No!

-[snickers]

I didn't have sex with your brother.

-What the f*ck? [groans]

-Jo. Joey, listen Hey, Joey? You can't.

You can't ever. I'm so serious.

You can't, OK? Not ever.

-[chuckles]

-Joey Del Marco

Why? [chuckles]

[smooches]

-[girl] Rachel, come on.

-One second. I'll be right back.

[man] OK, everybody.

Everybody get together.

-[woman] Honey!

-[man] Scooch in. There you go.

Now say, "Mazel Tov."

[group] Mazel Tov!

[camera clicks]

[kids giggling]

Jesus Christ!

Oh my God. Are you OK?

-Dude, is my mascara--

-[Rachel] Yeah. Here.

Siman Tov u' Mazel Tov ♪

-OK, wait. I need to show you something.

-What?

I sent him this.

-You shouldn't have done that.

-Why? What's wrong about it?

It's like like you're begging for him

to pay attention to you.

So, I look pathetic?

Dude, he hasn't responded.

It's been 12 f*cking hours.

And I know he's on his phone

because he's, like,

commenting all this sh*t

on Joey Del Marco's Insta, and I--

-I can't do this right now.

-I want him to say about me

-the same stuff he says about her.

-[scoffs]

Is it because

I f*cked up the hand job?

You need to stop texting him.

[photographer] Big smiles.

Big smiles. Everybody, big smiles.

[boy 1 snickers]

She can't even walk in those hooker heels.

-Yeah. Hooker heels.

-Hooker heels.

[boys snicker]

f*ck you, you 8th-grade microdicks.

Go choke on each other's c*ck.

[camera shutter clicking]

[Dom] My calves look dope.

-[girl] Don't make that constipated face!

-[Dom giggling]

[snickering]

I'm sorry. Sorry.

Yo, you sure you wanna work here?

I just want the discount!

We'd rather tour Europe all summer,

but we all can't be like you, b*tch.

Dommo, get me for your gram real quick!

Look, these boots, they match my wrap.

God, I make you look good, girl.

[girl] You do.

You'll still at least hook us up, right?

[Dom] I already told you, probably.

I'm just gonna put the internship first,

if I can get one.

Some of them just look so f*ck' bad,

like data entry and filing and sh*t.

I want some hands-on action

if I'm not gonna get paid.

OK, stop f*cking around. Let's practice.

OK, so I'm John Ellis,

and I'm coming out of work,

and I'm probably on my phone

Oh sh*t, sorry.

Whoa.

This is mad funny, right?

I didn't know you'd be here.

So yeah.

Did you see me choke at today's game?

No, no, no, no.

What did I tell you?

Flash him your power. OK?

What does Brené Brown say?

There's power in vulnerability.

Yes, and you're a strong,

complex woman, dumbass. Own it.

OK, f*ck it.

And that's why I'm doing this

-That's right.

-because I am me

-[girl] Mm-hmm.

-and I'm a badass b*tch.

-OK, but keep it chill. [giggling]

-OK.

I'm gonna be like,

"Congrats on the win today.

I'm so glad I'm running into you

because I just wanna say thank you

for being so good to my mom and me

the other day and, um"

f*ck. I'm too vulnerable

in these "f*ck me" shoes. I can't.

[giggling]

Hey, sorry for interrupting.

You're not.

Um I'm collecting homework for Jay

while he's out.

What up, man? How you living?

I get to miss school, right?

Here are the packets.

Trig's a b*tch,

but I'll talk you through it.

Cool.

Thanks.

FaceTime me later?

So, Dom,

I just wanted to touch base with you

about the hearing.

I wanted to ask what you were gonna say.

Dude, it's f*cking Saturday.

I'm not trying to be a d*ck,

but I'm here with my girls,

and you just show up

and make my day about you.

Yeah. No, it's OK. Never mind.

-Dom?

-[Jay] It's OK.

Look, my parents are waiting for me

outside in the car anyway, so

Thank you so much.

See y'all next week.

You got a thing with this kid now?

What? No. It's not even like that.

-Wow.

-[Sonia] Hey, Dom, come on.

Yeah, he's a clown sometimes,

but he's not out to hurt anybody.

You took a knee today, Dom.

So are you really trying to act

like you don't see any similarities

between what happened to Jay and Owen

and the bullshit policing

we've been protesting at games?

[Joey] I feel bad they got suspended,

so I'm, like, gonna support, obviously.

People are always like "be an ally,"

so I try to be a f*cking ally,

and she's dead grilling me.

What the f*ck?

Am I a f*cking r*cist white c**t,

co-opting sh*t?

Dude, if you're r*cist,

then we're all r*cist, and

-[whispers] I'm not r*cist.

-[Joey] Ugh!

[trailer plays loudly]

[Luke] Look,

I think it's just complicated.

Give yourself a break.

This is why I don't get political.

Everyone's so f*cking sensitive

all the time.

Oh, wait Yo, Joey.

-Uh, George, why don't you sit there?

-[Joey] It's

It's OK. If I sit here,

I'll be closer to the aisle, so

[trailer plays loudly]

[Joey clears throat]

[trailer plays loudly]

[tapping keys]

[trailer continues]

Yo, I'mma go get food. Who wants?

Large popcorn, bro.

Oh, uh get me Milk Duds and Sprite.

[movie plays loudly]

I'm good.

Yeah, I'll pay you later.

-[Luke sighs]

-[trailer plays loudly]

-[George] Do you wanna hear an idea?

-[Joey] What?

-OK. So we do a group theme for prom.

-Mm-hmm.

Kinda like a whole p*mps and h*s thing.

[Joey] Nuh-uh!

-No? [laughs]

-No f*cking way!

OK, how about Boogie Nights?

Retro '70s porn-style, like with Jew-fros!

No, I'm not doing anything porn-related

with you guys.

Check this dude in the back row.

[Joey] What?

Alt-right haircut,

sitting by himself, wife-beater on

-Luke!

-[Luke] Sorry, tank top! But f*cking look!

He's got a duffel bag. Could be g*ns.

Nah, bro, we're not g*n people here.

He could be

some f*cking Staten Island psychopath.

I'm gonna go pee. [Joey chuckles]

-[Joey] Oof!

-[boys whisper]

Don't be a p*ssy.

If he pulls anything out of that bag,

I'll f*cking body him!

Yeah, I'll use your crutches.

I'll be on him like a f*cking ninja!

I'll protect you, my good bro.

-You? OK.

-Yeah, relax.

[advert] Turn off your phone now.

[indistinct chattering]

Well, yeah, I'm assuming so. It's all

[cashier] I like that.

It's gonna be $26.69.

Thank you.

-Yo.

-[cash register beeps]

You're being weird.

[Joey] No.

[grunts]

[Tim chuckles]

[intense music plays]

[cashier] Next.

[Joey] For you.

[chuckles]

-[Tim] Yo, your Sprite.

-[man] Be quiet!

[movie plays loudly]

[Tim] Hold that for Joey.

[Luke] Please, watch out.

[man] Shh! Sit down.

[Luke] Pour some in.

[Joey] OK.

[Tim] Here.

[Joey grunts, squeals]

[movie plays loudly]

[Joey snickers]

-Hi.

-How you doing?

[movie plays loudly]

That's good.

I'm not being weird.

[whispers] I just want things to

to keep being normal.

[sighs] And you don't have to like that,

but, you know, I just want

You don't have to be, like

throwing yourself at my friends

to, like, send me a message.

[scoffs]

-f*ck you, dude.

-[Tim] What?

[sighs]

[man] "Twick or Tweet, I dissent!"

And that was the start of Hannah's

famous girl-power Halloween costumes.

She dressed up as Virginia Woolf,

complete with prosthetic nose,

Gloria Steinem

Oh, Jane Goodall.

Hannah carried around a stuffed gorilla

the size of her entire body

on her back all night long.

[applause, cheering]

[movie plays loudly]

[Joey sniffs]

[Joey coughs]

So, what if I sent Leila this link

and be like "Study Guide"? [snickers]

-George! Put that sh*t away.

-[giggles]

-Everyone will see that sh*t.

-[man shushes]

You know you love it though.

-No, I don't! Sorry.

-[man] Shut the f*ck up!

[Joey] George, it's not funny.

You remember when you used to bring

a little Looney Tunes lunch box to school?

That was a great lunch box, right?

You remember that lunch box?

[clicks tongue] I like that George

a lot better than pervy George.

-Oh yeah?

-Yeah.

-Oh yeah?

-Yeah.

-Oh yeah?

-No!

-[woman] Yo, shut up!

-I'm sorry.

George, you can't do that right now.

Timmy?

Tim, come sit with us.

[whispers] Come closer.

[movie plays loudly]

Watch that!

[applause]

[man] She has her Bubby Liza's wild hair,

-her mother's determination

-[guests] Aww!

and her sister's clothes.

[laughter]

But since birth, Hannah has always been

a true individual

I know you think

I'm the dumbest person ever,

but I messaged him.

[man] When Hannah came

-Was that bad?

-Stop.

-OK. No, I know. I just need to--

-No. Like, actually stop.

[man] Oy vey, iz mir,

my eyes almost popped out of my head.

-Go home or something.

-[laughter]

[man] But then we laughed

because, of course

It's just like

this is a really important day

for my sister and my parents,

-and

-[man] she raised over three

it's really f*cking offensive

that you're making it all about you

and this douchebag guy.

[man] 12 family clinics in Manhattan

Yeah, I don't think he's that into you.

Sorry.

[man] with tampons and pads

[Rachel] I feel like you're just acting

like this girl we would hate, so

just I'm done.

[man]

but you will always be my baby girl.

-[applause]

-[man] And now,

the secret to Hannah's success

Rabbi Sadie Schultz!

[cheering, applause]

When I was working with Hannah

to prepare for her bat mitzvah,

I asked her why she chooses Judaism.

She said, "Because Judaism

gives me a place to be my real self.

Judaism gives me history."

Today we heard Hannah read

a powerful Torah portion.

You know, it's 2020, people.

Why do we still turn

to these ancient texts?

Because

when you're coming into the world

like Hannah,

or you're lost in the world,

it gives us something to lean on

and reminds us

that we're part of a larger community.

Today, I am so proud of Hannah

and her feminist, activist generation

[whooping, cheering]

for taking the lessons

of this millennial-old faith

and using them to make the world

more just and open to all.

Congrats, Hannah.

[cheering, applause]

And let's party! L'chaim!

[applause]

[Sid] My parents took me to India

for the first time last year.

I was surrounded by aunts and uncles

I'd never met,

architecture out of storybooks,

the sound of the sitar,

and the chanting of devout Muslims

and equally devout Hindus.

And I remembered something:

in this country

my parents are so proud of,

h*m* sex was ill*gal

until two years ago.

Hi.

[smooches]

It's not even some erotic capture

of l*sbian intimacy. It's just f*cked up.

And

it's literally made

all for you. [chuckles]

You guys are literally conditioned

to be addicted to this sh*t.

You don't even know

if you actually like it.

Yeah, we like naked women.

And two are better than one.

I'll eat all your food

-if you don't get in there.

-No.

You don't actually like naked women.

[sighs]

You like pornified naked women,

which means blonde, and shaven,

-and completely plastic-surgeried out.

-[scoffs]

So, I mean, come on.

I mean, I love you.

I'm not offended that you watch porn.

I watch porn. It's in my head,

dictating my f*cking sexuality to me

because it's like,

"Hey, ladies, f*ck whoever you want,

whenever you want, and be dirty as f*ck.

Really own that sh*t."

But if you do that sh*t in real life,

you're a wh*re.

So it's f*cking us all up.

Guys our age have erectile dysfunction

because of this sh*t.

Babe, are you OK?

It's OK.

You know, it's like

Yeah.

[inhales slowly]

[clears throat]

I need to, like

[inhales sharply]

I'm feeling like this is a lot.

[Flora] I know,

but we can talk about literally anything.

No, I mean, like

this.

What?

Yeah, I don't have the time

to keep this stuff up, and

Why?

[sighs] 'Cause I don't.

Like, just out of f*cking nowhere?

Baby, what the f*ck is going on?

-Is it because of what I said?

-No.

No, it's just over for me.

[inhales slowly]

[sighs] I didn't wanna do this

while we were eating.

Your parents will love this sh*t.

-[Flora grunts]

-[Sid sighs]

It's not that I don't love you.

You could have texted me this bullshit.

I took the train for a f*cking hour

to come to f*cking Queens.

Thanks for wasting my night.

[exhales]

[door opens]

[Dom] Please don't let this be

-a waste of a night, dear Lord.

-Or a whole damn day, actually.

OK, go do it.

-Go, go, go!

-Hurry up, girl.

[girl] You got it.

John!

Hey.

[music plays through headphones]

John, hey!

-[chuckling] Yo!

-[giggles]

-Dommo.

-[Dom] What's up?

-What's up?

-Funny seeing you here.

[John] Yeah, man.

-Sorry, I--

-Damn, they got you working on game day?

Yeah. Unfortunately.

-Wow.

-Hey, tough beat today.

Yeah.

You got mad aggression on that court.

I love that. I need more of that.

Nah. [chuckles]

So, um, what are you doing now?

I'm just gonna go home

and chill, honestly.

Oh, OK.

-Well--

-Just got to get some downtime.

Oh man, yeah.

Well, good luck with that.

Yeah.

You too

-whatever you got going on.

-[chuckles lightly]

See you, Dom. See you Monday.

[gentle music plays]

[John] What do you got going on?

What? [giggles]

I was just asking

what you got going on tonight?

Um nothing really.

You wanna do something with me?

[chuckles]

[giggles]

[Sonia] My girl!

Hey! Hey.

Excuse me. Hi.

Can I ask you a question?

Yo, what the f*ck's she doing?

[Joey] What's in your bag?

f*ck' runnin' up to f*cking random dudes

and sh*t?

-Dude, you got to chill off this girl.

-Don't f*cking touch me.

It's not even like that.

Yeah, maybe not, but you were hoping

it was gonna be something.

It's been that obvious, bro.

-To JoJo too

-[sniffs]

which is probably why

she's been acting so weird, man.

Yo, f*ck you, dude.

What?

You f*cking love it

when her attention's on you.

You know, her and I,

we've actually been f*cking--

What, bro? Sucking face?

Whee! [snickers]

Yo, I

I am getting attention from her,

and and so is he.

Have you been watching?

I'm just saying,

if you haven't f*cked her yet,

it's 'cause you're a p*ssy.

[snickering]

Because that girl

is down for whatever, man.

She's ready to deep-throat

some n*zi c*ck right now.

-I mean, come on, bro.

-[Luke] That's what he's saying.

Joey's just f*cking

wilding out right now, that's it.

Exactly. Thank you.

Doesn't bother me though.

[snickering]

OK, good for you, man. Enjoy it.

[George] Ah

-Oh yeah?

-[chuckles]

Yeah. I mean,

she's a f*cking good friend, but it's

-It's not like we're f*cking

-[Joey giggles]

It's not it's not a b*mb or g*ns.

Guess what's in his bag?

-Guess! Guess, guess, guess!

-Dead bodies?

-No.

-[George] Uh heroin?

-Nuh-uh.

-[chuckles] Uh dildos?

[laughs]

[Joey] It's sex toys!

It's a bag full of f*cking sex toys!

He comes in from Long Island,

-and he goes to parties and sh*t

-[Tim] That's great.

and he's staying

at a friend's house right now,

but he wanted to see a movie

so that he could k*ll some time,

and [giggles]

he gave me he gave me a present.

[giggles]

[George gasps]

It's a little mini vibrator just for me!

[giggles]

No, it's mine!

[hip-hop music plays]

[Joey] George!

You dropped it!

George!

No, George. Stop it!

-[George] I got her!

-[Joey] George!

-Hey.

-Just like that. Yeah, yeah.

You have them drizzle red sauce

on your white slices?

Yeah.

I like it how I like it. [chuckles]

Wow.

I'm learning a lot about you.

-You're a freak. [giggles]

-[chuckles]

This

is the kind of sh*t

I'm gonna miss next year.

-There might be good pizza in Chapel Hill.

-[snickers] Please!

[phone buzzes]

[John] So, if you could go anywhere

for college, where would you go?

[Dom] Anywhere.

[John] Yeah, anywhere.

Yeah. I'm answering.

I'd go anywhere.

I just wanna go.

No one in my family's

ever gone before, so

anywhere.

With a scholarship.

But if I'm dreaming

[John] Yeah.

-Washington University or Hopkins.

-Mm.

Both have top psych programs,

and they're not here.

So

I wanna get away for school.

Try something new.

Wow.

Psych?

Dr. Pierre, huh?

-Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

-[chuckles]

My mom was the first in her family

to go to college, and she's hardcore.

You have a sister, right?

Why didn't she go?

She didn't finish high school.

She got pregnant.

Whatever.

[George] f*ck' weekend train bullshit.

-[horns honking]

-[Joey grunts]

[Tim] The surge is gonna be like 42 bucks.

[Luke] Yo, people are gonna be at my crib!

[Tim] Let's just go to Jay Street

and catch the C.

Run! [giggles]

-[George] Jo!

-Jesus f*cking Christ, Jo!

Hey! Can you wait?

-[George] Get on the sidewalk!

-[Joey] Oh my God!

-Be careful!

-[Joey] What the f*ck?

I'm just getting that cab over there.

Let go of me. Jesus!

-What did you think I was doing?

-[horns honking]

[Joey] Can you pop the trunk, please?

You guys, I got one!

-Go ahead, Joey. You can get in.

-What? You're being all nice now?

[Bhangra music plays]

Luke

Can you sit in the front?

Because of your leg?

I'm not f*cking sitting with Muhammed.

That's f*cking so r*cist, for real, Luke.

Fine, we'll just squish.

[Bhangra music continues]

Sir, we're going

to the corner of 8th and Horatio.

[brakes screech]

[Joey] sh*t!

We got you, girl!

Be f*cking careful!

[George snickers]

[Joey] Hey, I wanna talk to you.

What the f*ck is the problem?

Switch spots with me

so I can sit closer to Tim.

-OK.

-[George] f*ck no!

-You belong to me.

-[Joey] George

You f*ck! Stop.

[disco music plays]

[Rabbi] Remind me of your name again?

[sniffles] Leila Zimmer.

-I just really loved your speech

-[Rabbi] Oh.

You're so sweet.

[sobs]

Honey,

you're just having one of those days.

It's just, like, stupid boy stuff. And

[sobs] you know Rachel?

She's my best friend, and she's, like

[sniffles]

pissed at me, and I just feel like

-Oh, kiddo, I hear you.

-[sniffles]

[Rabbi] Is this something

that can be fixed?

[sobs]

[Rabbi] Well, OK.

Can you think of the steps to fix it?

Good news again!

Mmm.

-[sniffles]

-Leila

I am happy to know you,

and I'm really glad you're here, OK?

OK.

You know what I think we should do?

Dance.

I got you.

Come on.

[upbeat music plays]

f*ck you.

[Leila] I'm sorry about everything,

but I love you the most,

and Hannah did such a good job tonight.

[both giggle]

[music intensifies]

[Joey] Whoo!

-[boys chuckle]

-[Joey giggles] Whoo!

-[boys giggle]

-[Bhangra music plays]

[George] Hey! Yo, look at you two! Nice!

-[Joey] Mwah!

-[George] Oh!

Hey, yo, blast your new toy.

Oh, you mean this one?

-[buzzing]

-[George] Yep!

[chuckles]

[George] Yeah!

All right, yo,

Joey D got a little present

from some n*zi,

and now she's gonna t*rture us with it.

Yo, do it here, but like

Yo, Joey, be careful!

[Joey] OK.

Ha ha ha! Ohh!

[snickering]

Yo. Yo, I want some.

[Joey] OK, where you want it?

-[buzzing]

-[chuckling]

Anna's already at your place.

She said people are chilling outside.

They're gonna be waiting awhile.

This f*cking traffic!

Yo, let's go!

[Joey] Hey.

-You want me to taser you?

-[buzzing]

Should I tell her

to tell everyone to peace?

[Luke] Nah, bro.

Oh, so, you're not

talking to me anymore,

Tim?

I'm not not talking to you.

[slurring] But you're not having fun

with me anymore, and

-this is what I was talking about.

-What? You wanna get on top of me, huh?

You wanna give me a lap dance

or some sh*t?

You need more f*cking attention, Jo?

OK, no problem. Let's go.

Don't f*cking talk to me like that!

f*ck!

Hey. Chill!

Bro, I promise you she's not gonna be

any more into you

if you, like,

start crying like a little h*m*.

[Luke] Yo, where'd you cop this sh*t?

It's getting me f*cked up.

[George] Yo, DM Punjab for me real quick

and see if he's coming to Luke's.

I don't give a f*ck if that kid's trying

to have a night with his girl.

I'm gonna get that kid lit!

He earned it.

[horns honking]

[Sid] If I pull this trigger,

will I turn my athlete image to dust,

my "one-of-the-guys" status into debris?

Yes. I'm a kid of color

with an expl*sive strapped to me.

A truth that could crater

my entire existence

and fling shrapnel into the future

my parents dream for me.

But when that b*mb went off,

my clock started ticking.

And I don't seek to hurt or destroy.

Simply trying to figure out,

before I combust,

how to live openly and freely as me

a first-generation Indian-American

g*y son.

[exhales]

[taps keyboard]

[sighs deeply]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[phone buzzes]

[suspenseful music plays]

[chuckles lightly]

[breathes shakily]

[Bhangra music plays loudly]

[all giggling]

-[Joey] Hey!

-[George] Oi oi!

[chuckling]

It's, like, so hypocritical of you.

Like, you're gonna sit there

and judge me?

You know how many girls

I've watched you f*ck around with, Tim?

That girl that we met at Model UN,

remember?

The one who you fingered

in the dirty

-f*cking White Castle bathroom?

-[George] Oh!

And I didn't say sh*t about that, did I?

But you just go f*cking right ahead

and judge me, right?

And I'm not even doing that kind of sh*t!

That's so f*cking funny to me.

-I'm not judging you, girl.

-[Joey] It's so

-I'm not!

-OK.

I don't need any of you guys' attention,

but I get to have f*ck' fun

with you and whoever the f*ck I want,

whenever I want to.

-[Luke] All right!

-Because I

-What?

-All right. Come on now.

Yo, you're being mad loud.

-And I'm not sorry about that, OK?

-f*ck yeah!

Cut it out, dude. Stop!

Is that so wrong to you?

Why?

I'm not gonna

I'm not gonna feel like sh*t for

Tim?

Tim

[giggles] f*ck!

[squeals] No. f*ck!

Stop, I'm f*cking pissed!

[Joey giggles, squeals]

I'm gonna piss all over you!

-[George] We need to tie this animal down!

-[shrieks] OK, wait!

Hold on! Jesus!

-f*ck!

-[chuckling]

[Joey] I'm saying

I'm saying you guys get to do

what you want

Well, so can I!

[Luke] Do whatever the f*ck, like

Hoo!

I'm not saying you can't.

But yeah, you are.

I just don't need to f*cking watch.

[Bhangra music plays]

Just scooch over a little.

Thanks so much.

[George chuckles] Oh sh*t!

Holy sh*t!

[Bhangra music continues playing]

[Joey] See?

I get to do that.

[Luke] Ha!

I need to be able to do that.

And you can't make me feel f*cking guilty.

OK?

-[Dom] So maybe I'm a hypocrite.

-[John] Nah.

I don't think I should feel bad

about their suspension.

-But you do.

-But I do, which

You think Joey should feel guilty?

Yes, actually,

but that's a whole different thing.

Word.

I hear that.

[Dom] It bothered me

to see them on their knees today.

I really don't see a problem with it.

Look, just 'cause I said what happened

to Jayson and Owen was f*cked,

doesn't mean I think it's on you.

No, no. Yeah.

And I was filling you in

about Black Student Union plans

'cause, you know,

I take this kind of sh*t mad seriously.

Yeah, me too.

Like school-to-prison pipeline sh*t.

It's real, you know?

Makes me wanna blow sh*t up. So

Yeah, but I also want people to act adult

and be f*cking considerate.

[John] Yeah.

[gentle music plays]

All I'm really trying to say is

-I'm having a really good time tonight.

-[chuckles]

Earlier, before,

when we bumped into each other,

I was trying to thank you

for hooking me up at Target that day.

That was

really embarrassing for me,

honestly, and I really appreciated it.

So, thank you.

[John] You for real?

I was happy to do it.

Seriously.

You ever envisage yourself

just conquering this city?

f*ck yes!

Best city on f*cking Earth, right?

And the coldest. [chuckles]

-Right.

-Damn.

Maybe we should start,

like, heading somewhere.

[John] Let me see.

-Here.

-[giggles]

[Bhangra music plays loudly]

[Luke] Ha ha!

Get it! Yeah!

Jo, you are f*cking allowed!

[Luke laughs]

[Joey moans]

[Luke] Yo, hey, what about me?

Ow, that hurt!

f*ck!

[George] Does that tickle?

-[Joey] Ow!

-[chuckling]

You guys

Wait. Please, just wait.

Just wait.

-[tense music plays]

-[Joey grunts]

[Luke and George snicker]

[Luke and George giggle]

[Joey] Please, just wait.

[George] I know what you like.

Tim!

Tim [voice catches]

[Luke and George chuckle]

Oh-h*-h*! [George moans]

-[Joey moans]

-[Luke and George chuckle]

[Joey grunts]

[Joey gasps]

-[Joey moans]

-[George] Oh f*ck!

[Luke and George chuckle]

[Luke and George giggle]

[George] You're so wet!

Oh f*ck!

[indistinct muttering, chuckling]

Your time's up, son.

[Tim] Yo, over that sh*t.

[Luke] Yo!

[hip-hop music plays in distance]

[intense music plays]

[sniffles, sobs]

-[knocking on door]

-[girl] Hey, is there somebody in there?

[sniffles]

[sobs]

[groans]

[sniffles]

[sobs gently]

[sniffles]

[groans]

[groans]

[gasps]

[sniffles]

[sobs]

[cries]

[sniffles]

[groans]

[sniffles]

[sniffles]

[clears throat]

[sniffles]

Ah

[sighs, sniffles]

[sobs]

[sniffles]

[phone buzzes]

[retches, vomits, coughs]

[retches, coughs]

[knocking on door]

[Anna] Jo? It's me. Can I come in?

[flushes toilet]

[hip-hop music plays in distance]

[sighs]

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If you like it, you can name it ♪

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If you like it, you can name it ♪

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But you want it automatic ♪

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Wanna play wit' the p*ssy ♪

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I wanna f*ck you, baby

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If we not f*ck', baby

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I'll be there if it's what you like ♪

If it's what you like ♪

-Uh ♪

-Don't wanna get it back, back, back ♪

-Uh ♪

-You can keep it if you pet that cat ♪

-Uh ♪

-Don't wanna get it back, back, back ♪

-Uh ♪

-You can keep it if you pet that ♪

You want me, you want me

You wanna play the p*ssy ♪

You want me, you want me

You wanna play the p*ssy ♪

Play wit' the p*ssy

Wanna play wit' the p*ssy ♪

Come get a hooky, baby

Come get a hooky ♪

I wanna f*ck you, baby

I wanna f*ck you ♪

If we not f*ck', baby

Come get it poppin' ♪

Play wit' it, play wit' it ♪

Play wit' it, play wit' it ♪

Play wit' it, play wit' it ♪

Tomboy, you can have it

But you want it automatic ♪

Tomboy, you can have it

But you want it automatic ♪

Tomboy, you can have it

But you want it automatic ♪

Tomboy, you can have it

But you want it automatic ♪

Play wit' the p*ssy

Wanna play wit' the p*ssy ♪

Come get a hooky, baby

Come get a hooky ♪

I wanna f*ck you, baby

I wanna f*ck you ♪