01x05 - Why do you love me?

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Ritu, I've planned everything

to celebrate valentine's day.

We'll have lunch

at The Crown of Bhopal,

then go bowling and then

have Golgappes,

followed by watching the sunset

at our favourite spot, Manuabhan Tekri.

I want to spend the whole day with you.

Me too.

Why aren't you eating?

Six aren't enough for you,

while I get full in just five.

The easily distracted minds of our

youth are getting influenced by the west.

That's why we've decided that

if find any unmarried couple alone,

on 14 February i.e. on valentine's day,

we will get them married immediately.

We cannot tolerate our Indian

culture being harmed in this way.

Jai Hind!

Well, Anuj and I want

to go out for valentine's day.

And for safety reasons,

we want you two to come with us.

And who will provide us with safety, huh?

We can be assumed as a couple too.

What will we do about that, huh?

No way.

Okay, so how much money do I get

for pretending we're "friends forever"?

-Greedy.

-Freeloader.

It'll be my treat.

Someone's acting rich.

Then I'm in.

Freeloader.

You as

Good.

Now, what about you two?

Well, that's the least

we can do for our friends.

The least we can do for our friends, huh?

Shut up, you freeloader!

I'll be helpful.

You'll be helpful.

It's too much effort.

Hi, I would like to make a reservation.

Give me your phone.

Why?

I'll make a high-speed reel.

Fine.

Mom, the book's worth 300.

How I am supposed to get it for 150?

Buy a second-hand one.

What do you want?

I wanted some money.

Why?

For a valentine's day date?

No, I don't do valentine's day.

I'm not interested in girls, papa.

No, I mean I don't have time for all this.

There's my wallet. Take 100 bucks

If I could get some more

Keep the wallet back.

No, I'll manage.

It's okay.

Falling short, huh?

None of your business.

Here you go.

Why?

Buy her a nice gift.

-sh*t!

-sh*t!

Keep it down. Too expensive.

That too is out of budget.

Look,

a teddy!

What do you think?

Girls love to cuddle them.

Have you lost it?

That's Anuj's job.

Anuj, buy her perfume.

She'll think of you

whenever she'll put it on.

"Buy her perfume", bullshit!

What if it offends her?

She'll think she stinks.

C'mon, guys.

Hello, Amit?

What do I gift her? A teddy or perfume?

'None of the above.'

'Buy her purple lingerie.'

'Convey what's in your heart

with innerwear you've bought.'

What did Amit say?

Nothing.

What a grand entrance to a date, huh?

The restaurant looks more like a palace.

True that.

This is nowhere close to Nandu Chinese,

so don't keep chowing

like there's tomorrow.

Sure, as*h*le.

I'll only order mineral water, happy?

You gotta handle it.

Rooftop restaurant?

This way, the second floor.

Okay, thank you.

Amazing.

Dude!

Yes?

I have an appointment.

Ritu. Ritu Chauhan.

Let me check.

Plus four.

Sure.

Please come.

Dude!

Let's go.

Great view of the lake.

Awesome. Go for it, bro.

Anuj is one lucky b*stard.

These two tables are yours.

Thank you.

Such soft cushions, bro.

My butt's never experienced

anything like it.

as*h*le.

Dude!

What?

Look behind you.

"I know you are within me"

"I know you are within me"

"What do I say of my naïve heart"

"I'm always around you"

"Wonder when I lost my heart"

-"My heart misled a bit"

-Hi.

-Hi.

-"My heart was softened by love"

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

You look nice, too.

So, let's start the

"with friends in tow" date.

All the best.

Just a tomato soup served one by two, sir?

Yes.

And one grilled halloumi

with pan-sorted avocado.

And

one cosmopolitan.

-Thank you.

-What's she ordering, bro?

You guys aren't ordering anything else?

Of course, we are.

Give it here.

Order away, bro.

I'll have

Does eggplant parmesan contain eggs?

No, no, sir.

It does not have eggs.

It has tomato,

basil, oregano, and buffalo mozzarella.

Buffalo!

Give it here.

You can have the buffalo, bro.

Do you like Margherita pizza?

Yes.

You'll like it, don't worry.

Close your eyes, Ritu.

Why?

Please.

Okay.

Can I open them?

Give me a minute.

Happy valentine's day, Ritu.

Why, roses weren't available?

They were,

but I wanted to gift you this, instead.

Ask me why.

Why?

Because our relationship

is just like a cactus,

it'll survive in any conditions.

So cheesy.

But I guess, that's why I love it.

Thanks.

Hold on.

I have something for you.

Here.

But before you open it -

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Why do you love me?

I love you because

You are the first girl

who showed any interest in me.

So you'd be in love with

any girl who'd show interest in you?

No, no, that's not what I mean.

C'mon Ritu,

this is a tough question to answer.

You tell me, why do you love me?

-Excuse me, I

-Excuse me ma'am.

Here's your bill.

You'll pay by cash or card?

Card.

Ritu, let me pay.

No, it's okay.

I can pay.

Let me pay, Ritu.

No, it's okay.

Don't worry, I'll pay.

-I've saved money for it.

-It's okay, it's my dad's card.

I've saved a good sum for it.

Cash.

Anuj

This

So much?

We just

Sir, this is the combined

bill for both tables.

Good one.

You paupers,

dont you have any control?!

I told you not to hog over the food.

What happened?

We got a bill of 5800.

How the hell do I pay for it?

Ritu's not telling her anything.

She ordered the whole menu.

It's okay.

This is so wrong.

I shouldn't have brought you along.

We spared some time

out of our busy schedule

so that you two could romance

and this is how you treat us?

You call this romance?

Ma'am, your card has been declined.

Do you have another card?

Um, no.

Are you guys carrying any cash?

You know our financial condition, bro.

Ma'am, the ATM is just five minutes away.

You can withdraw cash from there.

Okay.

Anuj, you wait here.

Sonal and I will go and withdraw the cash.

Listen, call me if you need me.

Yes.

Such losers.

It'll be okay, bro.

Girls always sort everything out.

Yes, Anuj?

Ritu, did you withdraw the cash?

No, it got rejected.

I'll try another ATM.

Okay.

-Okay.

-Another 250.

-Okay.

-What's the total?

Your calculations are wrong.

Check it.

Service charge and other

taxes are also included, sir.

We understand the taxes,

but why the service charge?

That's not allowed.

Take it off.

Yes.

Take it away.

Yes, I've tried it thrice,

and it says it's invalid.

Sure, I can wait.

These youngsters will target

public places such as hotels, parks,

and restaurants on 14th February.

They will kiss in the open.

They go there without

informing their family.

They escape through the bathroom.

They leave without paying the bills.

This kind of fun

Did you hear that, sir?

There are a lot of youngers out here,

who want to eat for

free on valentine's day.

They leave without paying the bill.

'Ma'am, what're the last

four digits of your card number?'

It's 7649.

'Ma'am, this card has expired.'

'New card has been delivered

to your postal address.'

I guess I had too much coffee.

I need to pee.

Go then.

How much longer will

your friend take to return?

I'll be right back.

She'll be back in some time.

Where's the washroom?

Sir, you can't go anywhere

until the money is paid.

So, I can't go pee either?

No.

Please sit down.

-Call her up and ask where she is.

-sit down..

Sir, please put it on speaker.

Hello?

Hello Ritu, where are you?

The situation here has become quite tense.

The manager is here.

Anuj, tell them to wait for half an hour.

Or, ask them to f*ck off.

Half an hour, max.

If you don't get the money,

call their parents.

My mom will k*ll me.

What is he doing? Clicking our pictures?

Get rid of the service charge, huh?

Are you sure?

Yes, I know the door upstairs is open.

Go, go, go.

Ritu, listen, let it be.

It's quite risky.

I won't be able to control it anymore.

We still have 18 minutes left.

Let me pee in that flowerpot.

-No!

-Wait!

-Call Amit.

-Yes.

Wait.

Hold him.

Yes Anuj, what is it?

Bro, I needed some money to pay the bill.

Bro.

Yes, sir.

Listen sir, I'll settle the bill.

-I hope you take Bitcoins.

-Damn it!

No. Only cash or card.

Damn it.

Call Ritu.

Yes, wait.

Hello? Where are you guys?

We are trying.

Ritu's hanging in mid air.

Huh?

What did she say?

"Ritu's hanging midair."

Keep going, keep going slowly.

Be careful, be careful.

Ritu! What are you doing?

The girl ditched you

and made a run for it.

They are all the same.

First, they talk so sweetly

so the boys have no

option but to buckle under.

Then they take you on a date

to an expensive place like this one,

and when it comes to paying the bill,

they say,

"Baby, this time you pay.

I'll pay next time. "

And that next time never comes.

That next time never comes.

I guess he's had a really bad experience.

I'm having a tough time controlling and

you're talking about his bad experiences!

Hang tight for just two more minutes.

All three of you, get ready.

You can take service charges if you want,

but give us a 10-minute grace time.

You won't get any grace time.

And you you call your father,

I want to talk to him.

Come on now.

Please wait for two minutes.

-I want to talk to him right away. Make the call.

-What do you want to talk about, huh?

Go and wait downstairs.

Yes! Go.

So?

Sorry, uncle.

You had to go through

so much trouble because of us.

It's okay.

Anuj, Ritu and you are

dating each other, right?

No, uncle.

We are not dating.

Adi and Sonal were here on a date.

We came here to give them company.

Oh.

Okay.

So, Ritu and you are not dating?

No, uncle, we're not.

We're just good friends.

I wasn't born yesterday, hmm?

I figured it out.

So

is Ritu allowed to date, uncle?

Who am I to allow her?

Kids anyway do what they want to do.

They either tell you and do it,

or they do it behind your back.

So tell me, are you dating Ritu?

Uncle, I'll take very

good care of her, I swear.

I'm sure.

Enjoy.

Your dad's so cool, Ritu.

And whose dad is he?

Okay, now open your gift.

Right now?

I'm your Golgappa?

Meaning?

Meaning, no matter

how bad my day is going,

Golgappas

set everything right.

Just like you.

As long as I have my Golgappa with me,

everything else is fine.

This is why I love you.

Ritu, I love you for

everything.

I love you too.

I love you three.