02x06 - Guys vs Girls

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-Are you awake?

-Yes.

-Are you

-A little bit.

May I use your bathroom?

-Yes, at the end of the hall.

-Got it.

What are you doing?

-Dude. Are you okay?

-Yes.

Do you need help?

sh*t, Sebastián! What the hell?

You stay there.

-What the f*ck?

-Could you

It's that it's cold in here.

Come on, now!

What are you doing?

-At the end of the hall, right?

-That's correct.

sh*t.

What did you do, you idiot?

No!

What did you do?

You didn't wax, stupid.

I SLEPT WITH MY BEST FRIEND

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE

Sure you don't want some cereal

or anything?

-Nothing?

-No, thanks.

-Are we good?

-I'm good.

-Are you good?

-Yes.

-Everything was all good, right?

-Yes.

It just happened.

-As long as you're good.

-I'm good.

You're good. We're both good.

Everybody's good.

See you later at the theater.

I'm leaving now.

We're promoting

the Little Miss Mischief remake.

It's really sexual.

My character is non-binary.

This one's called Little They Mischief.

My first crush in life

was your sister who played Julia.

No, i play both characters!

I'm Julio and Julia.

Wow, okay How embarrassing!

Could we take a photo together later?

Or you could give me your number.

I'm older now, but still mischievous.

Oh, Michelle Vieth!

Thanks, Meli.

You make great coffee!

-Mich! How are you?

-Hi!

Welcome!

-How are you?

-Fine, you?

Welcome, Sebastián. Nice to meet you.

I'm Samantha.

I know who you are!

Thanks, what an honor.

I want to know all about you,

but just between us,

I'm glad you split up with Lucia.

-She was a bit of a b*tch.

-Totally.

We're still very close.

Well, I mean, an empowered b*tch.

-Like us!

-Like us!

Exactly.

Holy sh*t, make-up guy!

You can see his dark circles!

Fix that, darling.

-See you, Mich.

-Bye.

-Being famous is great.

-Yes.

Do you like fruit?

See how happy he looks?

Do you want two women

and a man to cover you in fruit?

I'm Fruit Fish!

And I have a proposal for you.

Fruit therapy consists

of smearing fruit

We should charge him rent or something.

I can't believe how immature he is.

He's like a kid.

Well, it's Fish.

It's nothing compared to

what else he's done.

And that bike?

-What bike?

-And the piercing!

He's petrified of these things.

-He's scared of tetanus.

-It's about Daniel.

It's not like I care.

At all. We're not together anymore.

I mean,

it's like he's having

an early midlife crisis.

Even my dad isn't that ridiculous.

Your dad? Maybe a little bit.

A little.

-Why do you care?

-I don't!

It's over. I'm over it, done.

Closed!

Yes. Maybe don't bring it up anymore.

Me? I brought it up?

-Okay.

-Won't do it again.

-It's fine.

-I'm probably obsessed or something.

All of you at home know you can't miss

this work of art starring, directed

and produced by

the multi-faceted and talented

Sebastián! Let's hear it for him!

TODAY SEBASTIÁN IS JOINING US

TO TALK ABOUT HIS WORK "ALMOST AT THE END"

Turkey time!

AS WELL AS ACTING AND DIRECTING,

SEBASTIÁN IS A GREAT DANCER

Turkey time, Sebastián!

We'll be right back

with Buongiorno Mexiquito.

Cut! Cut! Thanks!

Meli!

-Where were you?

-Call it a day, thanks.

Call me to have fun.

Bye, Samantha Echeverria.

Why don't we play volleyball?

Ukraine is doing great.

No, Brazil.

Both of them.

No!

What's wrong with you pigs?

Ogling women like that.

Disgusting!

And this doesn't look disgusting to you?

It looks like a stroke of genius.

Thanks, Daniel. It's not sexual.

It's therapy.

Unlike Sebastián who f*cked Natalia

and is now really confused.

Am I that predictable?

-Just a little.

-So expected.

It was just the excitement of the moment.

Yes, maybe there'd been

some sexual tension.

Natalia knows

it didn't really mean anything.

We talked about it today,

and she said everything was fine.

Careful. Women try to act cool,

but deep down they want something serious.

The problem starts when

you both want different things.

-It can get messy.

-No, look.

Natalia is cool.

Bad Bunny would say, "S'all good."

If it's "S'all good,"

ask her to the party.

Yes, sure.

I did, yesterday.

-Great.

-What happened to

the romantic Sebastián,

eager about love,

who covered the city with a girl's face

to find her?

-That's f*cked up.

-Never rode a bicycle again.

What about the enthusiastic romantic

Sebastián who proposed

to his lady in a movie theater?

He became a laughingstock

with a viral video with

6.8 million views!

The new Sebastián

wants to enjoy his freedom,

and Natalia is cool, but just a friend.

Will the new Sebastián

only be speaking in the third person?

How long have we known each other?

All our lives!

Since May 2, 1990.

Do you think you can fool me?

Me, who went to kindergarten with you?

Me, who's been your accomplice

since we ate chalk.

You can't, player.

I know what you're feeling is fear.

You're afraid to let loose

and let life surprise you

because when you have,

it hasn't always been pleasant.

But that's what life is about.

Trial and error.

Go for it. Really.

I understand,

-but I'm fine now.

-Okay.

I want to experiment,

and not screw up like before.

Try to understand, Fish.

The new Sebastián wants to have fun

in third person with third parties.

And that's fine!

Just make sure Natalia feels the same way.

Yes. Of course.

Listen, not to trash Mafer,

but she was cool at the start too.

-Enough about Mafer!

-Eat your wings.

Enough!

Come in!

Hi. Okay, Fish.

He wants 15 more tickets.

Don't give him any.

He just wants to resell them!

-Okay.

-Hey.

That's a cool shirt. Is it new?

No, I was wearing it this morning.

Speaking of this morning

No need.

We're adults.

Okay, yes.

Well, tomorrow

Gonzo's having

a little get-together at his place.

All my friends will be there,

so if you wanted to come

If not,

it's totally fine, no pressure.

I understand what happened today

You're not pressuring me

to go drink and have a good time.

Yes, I'll come.

The energy of fruit is

sacred,

cosmic.

We must vibrate with them.

Here we have a mango.

Mango has the quality of not being

just a mango.

I see it as

a bridge for energy, for souls.

I mean, if I, Mr. Fruity,

want to connect with you,

Caro, use a mango.

If you, Mar, want to connect with me,

use a mango.

Begin your exploration

with your mango

guide it to your heart

because that is the entrance to the soul.

Like this?

Like that. Good.

Good. I like that

you're helping each other

because it's better that way.

-Like this?

-Yes.

Are we alone, master?

A master is

a master builder who works with cement.

I am just a humble teacher.

Are we alone,

teacher?

If you think about it,

we're never really alone, my dear.

I bought two tickets

for the movie we talked about.

-Good idea.

-I don't know if you want

Mafer?

Did you find my visa?

-No!

-Mafer!

Hey, you chipper little squirrel!

I didn't find it.

It must be in the safe you got,

but I'm leaving.

Okay, sorry.

Sorry for the inconvenience

and all the trouble!

It's a drag, I know.

-But guess what?

-What?

We're going to New York

to celebrate that I can now legally drink.

It's good you get time

to travel now!

So great.

It's just for two days.

You're coming to Gon's party?

It's also gonna be for my birthday.

There's gonna be drinks, everything.

Why wouldn't I be going to a party

hosted by my friend of ten years?

Ten years?

That's like half my life!

Could I just

There are men upstairs.

I'll go get it.

I love that lady.

I'm such a fan.

Yeah, she's hilarious.

And that concludes today's session.

Have a nice trip!

Really, Mafer?

What are you looking at?

Sorry about that.

That's the lady

who took care of me as a child.

The years haven't been kind to her.

-Nat!

-What's up?

Glad you could make it! Come in.

-Sorry.

-Sorry!

How are you?

Oh, sorry!

No, it's fine.

What happened to the little get-together?

This is a quiet night at Gonzo's house.

-Natalia, my dear. Welcome!

-Hi.

Make yourself at home.

Drinks on the terrace.

Drugs in the dining room.

So, you want a drink or drugs?

A drink is fine.

Perfect.

Mafer, Nat,

-Hi.

-Hello. I'm so glad you came.

-How are you?

-Good, you?

-I'm fine.

-That's good.

-Mezcal?

-Yes.

Look at him, he's ridiculous.

Another dude with Peter Pan syndrome.

Except Peter Pan didn't f*ck

the Lost Boys.

Are you sure?

Actually, no. Good point.

If you wanted,

you could have fun

with a young guy too, Mafer.

I want a man, not an as*h*le.

Women have it much easier

than men when it comes to getting laid.

Totally agree.

Women decide, we don't.

Your belief doesn't count.

You're famous, handsome,

the rules don't apply to you, Sebas.

Just because we pick someone,

doesn't mean they'll choose us back.

Only a total idiot

wouldn't pick you, Nat.

In my experience,

men are intimidated by adult women.

Oh, please.

No clue in what you want.

One day, you're nice.

Next, you don't answer our texts.

You're confusing.

Some of you can be a little intense.

What a sweet fight, so much tension.

-Why sweet?

-What fight?

You're so hammered.

We're okay.

Nat, good to have you here.

Question

Who has an easier time getting laid?

Women, obviously.

Thanks, Danone.

They don't have to try hard.

So much effort. Tattoos,

Piercing, learning to ride a bike

What a b*tch, buddy!

Yeah! High five!

Yeah.

Beer?

Who's playing?

Why does this place

smell like a fruit market?

You don't want to know.

The banana is the fruit

that can open the door

to a path of greater understanding

and high vibrations.

Who's that dude?

My worst enemy.

I'm gonna get a drink. Want something?

Go ahead, I'll be right there.

I want to watch this.

Okay.

Mafer, what's that as*h*le doing here?

He added me on LinkedIn three months ago.

We've talked.

He's not apparent.

He's a gentleman.

Well, if it isn't Danny Boy.

Careful of this f*ck.

He's a dog.

You're flirting on LinkedIn?

Google Maps too?

Leave me alone.

I'm allowed to have fun too.

To get revenge in the worst way.

Seriously, there are still ethics here.

I need your help.

Sebas is about to screw up with Natalia.

I have a plan to stop him.

Come on!

Come!

Why do you look like a Teletubby?

-Billy.

-My love.

Why are you staring?

Never seen adults kiss before?

Who is that dude?

-What a sh*t!

-I know.

Mafer brought him to annoy Daniel.

Why do people do that?

They just tangle things.

I guess not everyone can be like us.

-And how are we?

-Well

Like you said this morning,

we're adults, right?

Adults.

f*cking Mafer.

She's like a soap opera villain.

Will you come

to the basement with me?

-I'm out of

-Ice.

-We have a basement?

-Yes.

Go with him. It's heavy.

-Do you want ice?

-No, thanks.

-How's work going?

-Good, good.

These last two weekends have been great.

-That's great.

-Yes.

What's up with Sebas?

I don't know.

I'd like to know though.

He's been especially weird today.

Yeah.

-It hasn't been easy for him with women.

-I know.

I don't want to pressure him either.

We're cool.

I know him, and I think

you have to make the first move.

He's a little slow.

He cares about you.

Want a beer?

Yes. Thanks.

Dude, this isn't a basement!

I lied. You know there's no basement.

I knew it. What do you want?

You know I'm not

exactly the most romantic guy,

not by a long shot,

but there are women who are worth spending

more than one night with.

I always thought of you as

an idealistic idiot about love,

but lately I've started

to understand how you felt.

Why are you telling me this?

Natalia has everything.

Don't f*ck up with her.

-Come on. Let's go.

-Okay.

-Want another mezcal?

-No.

-Sure?

-Yes.

Okay.

Well

There's no basement,

but I can get you another shot?

No way!

Is that Mr. Fruit?

-Yes.

-I'm a fan!

Fruits and boobs!

Fruits and boobs!

No, it's not like that.

You can sit here if you'd like.

-He's my roomie.

-Yes.

You live with Mr. Fruit?

You f*cked her?

-No!

-I love you!

It's banana session

Do you want to

-play beer pong?

-Yes.

Is that Mr. Fruit?

-Hi!

-Hi.

-What's your name?

-Ruben.

What the hell? What happened to consent?

-Sorry, I thought we had a connection.

-No.

Bagpipes could be heard

as the coffin was lowered.

My dad signaled to lower it.

I knew, I'd never see her again.

Nobody's ever laughed

at my grandma's death.

You're cold.

I love it.

Stop turning around.

Is there a problem, Danny Boy?

Many.

Yes?

Then this can only be settled

as our ancestors would have.

Battle of the shots!

You ain't worth sh*t!

Billy!

I took the last one.

-Check this one out!

-Come on!

Now, that's what I call a team!

Go, go, go! Don't mess it up.

No! Dude, that was too easy.

I know, sorry.

Thank you!

See you on the next shot.

-Bottoms up, please.

-Okay, okay.

That's it. Nice.

Are you okay?

-You missed that shot!

-I know.

-Terrible.

-You made me nervous.

Listen, are you

having a good time?

Losing gave you amnesia?

That's like

the fifth time you've asked me

if I'm having fun.

I'm having fun.

Sorry, I know.

Okay.

I don't know how to handle this situation.

I don't want to mess up.

Screw it up how?

I don't want to lose

this.

What do you mean by "this"?

Sebi, help! They're trying to k*ll me!

-Sebi, help me!

-Get him!

-You're a sex predator.

-Help me, please!

You're using women, can't you see that?

You're a sham!

Watch out, ladies!

Here is a predator, an extortionist.

Your so-called therapy sucks!

You f*cking pig, I got you.

Fish isn't a predator,

he's just an as*h*le.

-Not even that much of an as*h*le.

-Stop, girls!

Girls? We've got hair!

Sorry, women, chicks,

we don't want problems,

but I had to call the police.

This is a chill party.

Shut down your social media.

-Sister, this is your fight.

-Let's go.

-f*cking chauvinist!

-Death to chauvinists!

-I think I'm gonna go.

-Really?

-Yes.

-Why?

Because, well,

this whole thing is already really heavy.

-And

-It's still early. Stay a bit longer.

My cue is when the police arrive.

-Will you walk me downstairs?

-Yes.

-I'm scared.

-Clearly happened.

I need a hug.

A little hug.

I'm so scared.

You won't stay? They say it's not

a party 'til the police come.

No, dude.

It's okay. I'm gonna go.

Is something wrong?

Was it something I said or did?

No, I'm just tired.

-Sure?

-Yes!

-Yes, what?

-That I'm tired, honestly.

-Sebas!

-I had to

-Sam?

-Hi.

You never texted me! What's up?

-What are you doing here?

-A friend told me it was an awesome party.

There's many celebs,

including the Osho of fruit

I wouldn't say that, but

Sorry. Natalia, Samantha.

Sam, Nat.

She interviewed me earlier.

-Ah, yeah.

-Nice to meet you.

-Are you cousins? You're identical!

-No, that would be weird.

There's my Uber.

-I'm off.

-Sure?

-Sure.

-I'll walk you.

No! I need him. My friend's throwing up

in the bathroom.

-Is that okay?

-Yes, of course.

-Yes?

-Yes.

-Yes? Okay. Tomorrow.

-Yes.

Bye! Cousin!

How's the party? Are there lots of celebs?

Are the drugs good? I have my own.

I brought ecstasy. It's amazing.

Go, go, go.

I've been looking for you.

Did you ask Natalia about Sebastián?

Natalia is a saint.

It's my fault.

Sebastián took his player role

too seriously.

-He's an idiot.

-Well

Some people are.

Idiots who don't realize

what's right in front of them.

You can use my en-suite if you want.

I'll come with you.

That's creepy! I can go alone.

I know, but I have to open it

because I locked my room.

-What?

-What what?

-What about what?

-What what about what?

What about what?

Arm wrestle or what?

f*ck off, Danny Boy.

Everyone knows arm wrestling is for f*gs.

-Fine, you'll still lose.

-What?

How exciting! Come on, let's go watch!

-Respect is the key

-Move it!

Come on, babe, you can do it.

-Okay, one

-Two! Three!

You can do it, babe!

-This is for you.

-I've had too much.

I don't want to screw up.

Relax, it's a party. Drink up. Cheers.

This display of testosterone

is making me horny.

Okay?

Have you ever had

the perfect person

in front of you

at the most inconvenient time?

What are you? A boy band member?

Billy Boy!

-Are you okay, baby?

-Billy Boy!

I need some air.

You're my b*tch, Danny Boy.

You are my b*tch!

You are sh*t.

You're all my b*tches!

Natalia

Hey, about this morning

Hey, stop thinking so much.

I have something for you.

What is that?

Swallow it. They're expensive!

Thalia's dealer sells me them.

Let me see.

Are you there, honey?

Can you feel me? Can you hear me?

Are you listening?

It was a relapse.

Don't get your hopes up.

A relapse, or you missed me?

I did miss you.

Okay, stop.

Fabiana, what are we doing?

You know I like you.

You know I want something serious.

I've never felt anything

as f*cking good as this.

No!

Gonzo, no!

Johana!

-Miss Fabiana?

-What are you doing here?

A friend of a friend invited us.

Why are you with creeps?

Long live the Order of the Kraken!

Raul, Rodri, Santi. They're super cute.

We're going to an afterparty in Acapulco.

What did I teach you

in class about f*ck?

We're being free like you.

No. Being free doesn't mean

they can abuse you when drunk.

You're with a f*ck.

He's not like that. He takes care of me,

loves me, respects me, knows me.

And the other guy?

Not about me.

You're not going anywhere.

You're still my duty.

Get out! They're minors.

Get out, now!

Okay, see you around.

I'm 18, miss.

I don't care, Blanca!

What's up, Sebas. How's it going?

Listen, I was thinking,

and the truth is, I

it's hard for me

to act like nothing happened

because something did.

Well, I just wanted to ask you

where you stand and whether

you think it's worth

trying to give it a chance

or not, or what?

Are you there, my love? Are you there?

Can you feel me? Can you hear me?

-Are you listening?

-Yes!