02x06 - Peter Grill and the Enjoyment of the Spa Resort

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Episode 6: Peter Grill and the Enjoyment of the Spa Resort

Senpai!

Why does your wee-wee look like

it shriveled up and died–?!

Be quiet!

You’re going to wake Lucy and Gobuko!

It seems our worst nightmare has come to pass.

If Peter has a case of Wet Noodle Syndrome,

then we won’t be able to extract

his superior DNA, will we?

Any idea what could have caused it?

Well, if I had to guess

I left that lyin’ sack of sh*t in a puddle of his own blood!

Then I pulled out his junk,

sliced it into pieces,

and stuffed it down the b*stard’s throat!

Fret not, Peter Grill.

You need only trust us Elves to protect you from harm!

Sei vi neh povas akiiri viah peniso soopren.

Akiir viah peniso soopren, mehm

I’ve had more than enough of your shady magic already!

What?!

It repelled my Eternal Erection spell!

Could his wee-wee be immune to my sorcery?

Bathroom

Sorry to interrupt, but I have a suggestion.

A suggestion?

You see, Sir Tim is well versed on the subject of boners.

He mentioned that stress is one of the many reasons

why a man might be unable to get an erection.

So, if our goal is to relieve stress,

why don’t we go

somewhere that specializes in relaxation?

But where?

Woah, this place sure is swanky!

Oh yes, it’s quite lovely!

I’m ready to kick back and have some fun!

Yeah!

Well, we’re already here

I might as well forget my troubles

and relax for a little while.

It’s a real shame Luvellia-senpai

couldn’t come with us, though

But Peter-kun

I’m right here, aren’t I?

Senpai?!

I wish you would teach me.

How babies are made, I mean.

C’mere

It felt like someone was watching me just now

Luvellia-senpai

Luvellia! Where have you gone?!

Luvellia!

Forgive me, Peter-kun.

Luvellia!

Forgive me, Peter-kun.

Forgive me, Peter-kun.

Luvellia!

Luvellia!

I’m a coward

Luvellia!

I’m a coward

Luvellia!

You invited me to a spa resort

Luvellia!

You invited me to a spa resort

Luvellia!

I lied and said I couldn’t go because I’m sick.

Luvellia!

I lied and said I couldn’t go because I’m sick.

But the truth is, I couldn’t stand up to my father

A hot spring?!

That SCOUNDREL invited you to a hot spring?!

Peter-kun and I don’t get to spend much time together.

Besides, we’re already engaged to be married.

There’s nothing inappropriate

about us going out on a date!

No! Out of the question! I shan’t allow it, Luvellia!

Don’t leave me, I beg of you! Please don’t go, Luvellia!

Why can’t I be more like you, Peter-kun?

How do I develop an iron will like yours?

Whenever I think of you, my body starts to feel warm

And I get this strange aching sensation

in the pit of my stomach

Wow, they’ve got a lot more

facilities here than I expected

Oh, this must be one of those Meshtel-style massages.

Guess I’ll check it out.

Hello?

Welcome in, sir!

What are you two doing back there?!

Jeez, don’t get your panties in a wad!

Come along, Peter Grill.

Please lie face up on the table.

To be honest, Mimi and I feel a teensy bit remorseful.

Demanding access to your cream

filling day in and day out

It occurred to me that we may

have been asking too much.

Is that so?

So we figured,

“Let’s give Senpai one of our

super-special oil massages!

That oughtta fix him right up!”

Wait a second!

It’s gonna be a good, clean, totally legit massage, right?!

This is highly erotic

What do you think?

Is it makin’ your ding-a-ling feel all tingly?!

Well

Normally, I would’ve been hard as a rock by now

Oh, but that was just a sneak preview!

Master, Miss Assistant?

We’ll let ya take it from here!

Sorry for the wait!

G-Gobuko?!

I thought you stayed home with Lucy!

Lucy had to lend the Guild a hand.

Just like I have to nurse your

wee-wee back to health, Peter!

A-and I’m here to help!

First, we’ll begin with a lymphatic massage technique

that I learned from the Goblin Queen herself.

Uh, “lymphatic”?

I’m not sure exactly how it works

But from what I understand,

releasing lymphatic fluid boosts male hormone levels.

A-ah, gotcha

Gobuko! That area’s off-limits!

Calm down, Peter.

This spot is where the most lymphatic

fluid tends to build up.

Is “lymphatic” code for something?!

This is all a part of the procedure.

There’s nothing lewd or indecent about it!

Of course not!

Now, let’s get to work on releasing

those fluids from the inside!

YEAH, I’LL PASS, THANKS!

Don’t worry, this device will help you detox!

Let me go!

Sticking stuff in your butt for pleasure is a HUGE no-no!

Didn’t anyone ever teach you that?!

NO, WAAAAAIT!

I pulled out all the stops but nothing worked

My poor goblin pride is broken

Yeah, well, MY pride’s in frickin’ shambles right now!

Where are you going, Peter Grill?

Come back!

We haven’t even tried a meal regimen yet!

Just leave me alone, okay?

Oh well

Maybe limp d*ck isn’t so bad after all

If Peter Jr. can’t do his job

Then the five of them are bound to

lose interest and leave eventually

Then Luvellia-senpai and I

Can live happily ever after in a platonic relationship

What are you obsessing about over there?

How long have you been standing there?

Since the beginning, you imbecile.

According to the treaty,

your seed belongs to the Elves today.

As such, I figured I had better take a nice,

cleansing bath before I wring it out of you.

Then again, your ugly meatstick

appears to be out of commission.

Squish, squish!

I’d appreciate it if you didn’t poke it like that!

Listen, Peter

I’m afraid I haven’t been entirely honest with you.

It seems there’s been a development

of sorts in my homeland.

The truth is–

What’s with this fog?!

Is it another one of your spells?!

D-don’t look at me!

This smell I bet it’s one of her magic potions

Vegan! Get ahold of yourself!

Dammit

I’m gonna pass out

Wh-where am I?!

What am I doing in the middle of a forest?

Ah, you’re awake at last.

Welcome to the Elven village, Minestrone.

Who the hell are you?

Silence!

Someone ought to teach you

Human men some manners!

Do you have any idea with whom you speak?!

The designated goodwill ambassador

of the Elven nation

You stand in the presence of Lady Fulltalia Eldoriel!

“Goodwill ambassador”?!

“Eldoriel”?!

Mimi Alpacas

Momo Taiga

We’re gonna have a blast next week, too!