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02x09 - Peter Grill and the Essence of an Apology

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time". Aired: July 11, 2020 – December 26, 2022.*
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Peter Grill, warrior of the Brave Swordsmen's Guild, has emerged victorious at an international fighting tournament and is crowned the strongest man in the world.

02x09 - Peter Grill and the Essence of an Apology

Post by bunniefuu »

You mo-ro-nic

You dim-wit-ted

COW!

b*tch!

Episode 9: Peter Grill and the Essence of an Apology

Aww, what’s the matter?

Come and get me before it’s too late!

You’re the worst!

Now, say goodnight!

Hear me, my Elven kinsfolk, and lend me thy power!

Whose side are you on, anyway?!

I’m on BOTH your sides!

What’s with all the ruckus?

So, about that 10% interest rate–

Quit butting in!

Just let ME handle the ambassador duties!

Let YOU handle it?

You were banished from the village, remember?!

And what of it?

In an unfavorable situation,

everyone expects the superior big sister

to step up and accept the punishment.

It’s better that way,

and those snooty b*stards on

the council would probably agree

Big Sister!

Why do you always act like this?

Pompous, and selfish

It’s always all about YOU!

Stop it! That’s enough!

Wh-what’s going on out here?

Grandmother!

Not MORE damages!

Listen up.

You don’t want to upset your grandmother

any more than you already have, do you?

N-no, but This is between me and my big sister!

So you’re not willing to forgive her?

Uh, of course not!

She does whatever she wants with

no regard for anyone else,

and when she screws up,

she refuses to admit she was wrong!

She doesn’t even so much as apologize!

I want you to try and see things

from Vegan’s perspective!

She knows it was her fault.

That’s why she tried to get pregnant

with my child in your stead.

I-I don’t believe it

She cares about someone OTHER than herself?

Vegan.

Just a few words.

Be honest with her about your feelings.

That’s all it takes.

Vegan! Vegan, dear!

I’m sorry.

It’s my fault.

The pudding incident,

House Eldoriel’s current predicament

All of it I’m the one to blame

Please forgive me, Fulltalia!

I’m really, really sorry!

There’s no need to cry, Big Sister.

Fulltalia

A corkscrew punch?!

It’s super effective!

“I’m sorry” isn’t going to fix this, Vegan!

But I must admit, I do feel a little better

As sisters, you only have each other.

You must treat one another with kindness.

Yeah.

You’re right.

Well, I guess it’s “case closed.”

Or at least that’s what I’d like to say

Not so fast.

Aren’t you forgetting something important?

Come on, Fulltalia

We need to time it just right!

Roger that. Ready when you are!

It’s finally happening.

Once they dig up the treasure

stashed behind that door,

they’ll be absolved of their duties

as goodwill ambassadors

I might never see Vegan again

Where is it?!

Where did he hide our inheritence?!

Look over there!

I’d like to congratulate you on breaking

the seal and finding your way to this spot.

Our great-great-grandfather, Lord Vegetalia!

It must be a hologram spell.

If you are seeing this message,

then you have proven yourselves

worthy of inheriting the family fortune.

My dearest Vegan and Fulltalia,

I hold in my hand a pair of arrows.

As you can see,

when a pair of arrows are bent, they may break.

But breaking a single arrow

would require much less force.

If you can find it in your hearts to be

compassionate towards one another,

then I believe you can overcome almost any obstacle.

That is precisely the wisdom I wished to impart upon you.

Working together as sisters.

The spirit of helping each other.

In other words, House Eldoriel’s legacy is

Huh? W-wait a minute

Oh god, don’t tell me!

Indeed. It is the bond that you share!

The real treasure lies deep within your hearts.

You would do well to remember that.

No one wants to hear it, ya senile old fart!

Are we the descendants of a complete idiot?!

At least give us something we can sell for cash!

There HAS to be money in here somewhere!

You! Stupid! Old! Geezer!

Th-this isn’t good Guess that’s my cue to bail!

Leaving so soon?

In light of recent events,

it seems we have no other choice

but to resume our duties as goodwill ambassadors.

Don’t you agree?

Plus, they’re probably going to tack on

even more fines for the additional damage.

If we combine our powers as loving sisters, then

I’m confident we can squeeze more sticky

choad sauce out of him than ever before.

This must be the place!

Heya, Senpai! We’re here to rescue you!

Y-you four?!

I had a feeling something was amiss

This means our family’s even bigger now!

Hooray!

I-I’m glad you’re safe

After all the trouble we went through?!

Well then

I’m sure you’ll indulge us all

equally.

PLEASE, NO MORE!

Come now, Luvellia.

You’re not still angry, are you?

I’m fine, Father.

I’m on your side, sweetheart.

And it’s not as though I completely

mistrust that fiancé of yours

Then why can’t–

In fact, I intend to task him with

an important errand very soon.

An errand?

Yes

A grievous errand that will ensure

his destruction once and for all

Vegan Eldoriel

Kururu Kurasaka

Mwahaha

Stay tuned!

There’s more where that came from!