Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

01x05 - Pupcakes/Stink or Swim

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Go, Dog. Go!". Aired: January 26, 2021 – November 27, 2023.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


The series revolves around the lifestyle of two young canines, Tag Barker and Scooch Pooch, in their canine town of Pawston.

01x05 - Pupcakes/Stink or Swim

Post by bunniefuu »

-[engine zooms]
-[tires squeal]

[propeller whirring]

[electric buzz]

[rackets thwacking]

-♪ Bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow ♪
-Go, dog, go!

-♪ Do you like... ♪
-♪ Fast rides in a city of dogs? ♪

-♪ Do you like... ♪
-♪ Fast friends always lending a paw? ♪

♪ Do you like... ♪

♪ Cars, blimps, boats, bikes and trikes? ♪

-♪ Just being awesome? ♪
-♪ Welcome to Pawston ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪

-♪ Hey, go ♪
-♪ Go, go, go, go, go, dog, go ♪

-♪ And do we really wanna stop? ♪
-♪ No, no, no ♪

-♪ Go, dog, go ♪
-♪ So, just, go, go, go, go, go-go-go ♪

♪ Go, dog, go! ♪

-[Tag] "Pupcakes."
-[chirping]

All right, Scooch. My newest invention,
the Fetch-o-matic, is ready.

Are you ready?

Um, I think so.

Good, 'cause I already pressed the button.

Go, ba*ls, go!

[mechanical whirring]

[grunts] Got it!

Uh! Oh.

[chomps]

[grunting]

[chirping]

[grunting]

-Unh, yeah!
-Got it!

[powers down]

[both sigh]

[mouthful]
You were awesome!

[mouthful]
No, we were both awesome.

[both spit]

That Fetch-o-matic did pretty good.

I can't believe you made that
all by yourself.

Yeah, I'm pretty proud of it.

[sighs] I wish I could
make something amazing.

W-What? Scooch,
I'm sure you've made tons of things.

Like, what about your lucky chicken?
Did you make him?

No, Cluckles was a birthday gift.

This picnic basket?

From a store.

This incredible and
delicious looking pupcake?

I did make that.
But I haven't tasted it yet,

so I don't know if it's actually amazing.

Way ahead of you. [chomps] Mmm!

-Mmm!
-[tail whipping]

Really? It's good?

Tails don't lie. Try it.

[chomps]

[tail whipping]

Mm, you're right.
And I didn't know my tail could do that!

Everyone should try these pupcakes.

[gasps] Scooch,
we should start a pupcake stand!

You bake, and I'll bring in the customers.

Yeah! Wait, how many customers?

I've only made one pupcake.

-[Tag] How about ten?
-That's way too many.

-Nine?
-Still too many.

Eight? Seven? Six?

No, but we're getting closer.

Five?

-Four?
-Hmm.

Three?

I could probably make three.

Three, it is! Do you need help baking?

Um, well, these are my pupcakes,

so I should bake them.
All by myself.

-[Tag] Great!
-Huh? Tag?

I'm going to go tell
the first three dogs I see.

-Go, dog, go!
-[revs engine]

Yep, if Tag can do it by herself,
so can I.

Cluckles, if you agree, peck once for yes.

Thanks, buddy, that means a lot.

[tires squeal]

Do you like my hat?

Yes, Lady Lydia, I do like that hat.

Do you like pupcakes?

-Of course. I like to dunk them in my hat.
-[sloshes]

Then come by Scooch's house and try one.
They're delicious.

I most certainly will. Goodbye!

-Goodbye!
-[sloshes]

I really like that hat.

Pupcakes! Two delicious pupcakes for sale!

[doorbell rings]

-Gerald!
-Ah!

-[breathing heavily]
-Oh, whoops. Sorry.

I just wanted to tell you
about Scooch's pupcakes.

They are stupendous!

Oh! I love pupcakes!

Then come on by Scooch's.

-Where did the...
-[chirping]

Ah, thanks, guys.

[chirps]

-♪ We're warming up ♪
-♪ We're warming up ♪

-♪ ‘Cause you never know ♪
-♪ We're warming up ♪

-♪ When somebody could use a song ♪
-♪ We're warming up, we're warming up ♪

Hey, Barkapellas.
Do any of you like pupcakes?

-♪ We all ♪
-♪ Love ♪

-♪ Pupcakes ♪
-♪ All of us do, yeah ♪

Uh-oh. I only have one pupcake
left for sale, but there’s three of you.

How do you feel about sharing?

-♪ We'll take what we can get ♪
-♪ Ooooh ♪

Great. Well, come and get
one of Scooch's pupcakes.

They’re tail-waggin' good.

-♪ Mm, mm, pupcakes ♪
-♪ Tail-waggin' good, tail-waggin' ♪

♪ Tail-waggin' good ♪

Hey, that's catchy!

-♪ Mm, mm, pupcakes ♪
-[beatboxing]

[Tag humming]

-Hey, Scooch? Are you in there?
-Hi, Tag.

Cool tent!
How are the pupcakes coming along?

Three freshly baked beauties,
and I made them all by myself.

I knew you could do it, pal.
And just in time, too.

Our customers are here.

One, two, three, four, five.

Five? But we agreed on three.

Don't worry,
the Barkapellas wanna share one.

♪ We love to share ♪

Phew! That was a close one.

I was like,
"Five? Whoa, that's way too many!"

And you were like, "They're sharing."
And then...

Well, that's the whole story.

[chomps] Ooh!

Do I like this pupcake?

[chomps] Yes, I do!
It goes perfectly with my hat.

[chomps]

[harmonizing]
♪ Ahhh! ♪

-Hey, I did it!
-I knew you could.

[gasp] Wanna keep going?
I can get more customers.

More customers? Oh, no, no, no.

That means
I have to make more pupcakes.

Need some help?

No, that's okay. I made three,
I can make more. All by myself.

All righty. Go, Scooch, go!

[through megaphone]
If you like sweet treats,

you've gotta try Scooch's pupcakes!

Because they are amazing!

[sloshing]

Attention, Pawston!

You could be eating a Scooch pupcake
right now, so why aren't you?

Run, don't walk, to get yourself
a Scooch pupcake before it's too late!

What are you waiting for?
Go, dogs, go!

[tires squeal]

We've been waiting a while.
I wonder where they are.

Where are they? I'm so hungry!

Um, I'll be right with you!

Get your tail-waggin' good pupcakes
at Scooch's!

[barking]

[splatting]

Oh, Cluckles, I think I may have
bitten off more than I can chew!

-[clucks]
-[squelches]

-[squirts]
-[groans]

[rackets thwacking]

Run, don't walk,

to get yourself a Scooch pupcake
before it's too late!

They are amazing!

[plate breaks]

Wow. This megaphone really works.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[Tag humming]

[gasps] So many customers!

But where are the pupcakes?

-[pans clattering]
-Um, Scooch, is everything okay?

[breathless]
Oh, hey, Tag.

There's a bunch of pupcake customers
out here but no pupcakes.

Do you need some help?

Nope, everything's amazing.
And it's all going great.

And I'm doing it all by myself.

[breathless]
And also, it's amazing and great!

-[crash]
-Oh!

[pans crash]

That did not sound amazing. Or great.

[timer buzzing]

[clucks]

[groans]

Oh, Scooch.
This is way too much work for one pup!

Why didn't you ask for help?

Well, Cluckles had my back.

Wait, where's Cluckles? Cluckles?

[squelches]

Phew, that was a close one!

Why didn't you ask me for help?

I wanted to do it all by myself,
just like you made the Fetch-o-matic.

Sure, I made that by myself.

Uh, but Grandmaw and Grandpaw
always help me in the garage.

[shudders] Mom helped me learn
to ride a bike, and you're my crew chief!

[yelps] You help me all the time.

Oh, yeah. I guess I do.
Well, in that case, will you help me?

-[splats]
-Oops! Sorry!

[licks] Thought you'd never ask.

Oh! [gasps] I have an idea.

[wheels squeaking]

We're going to play fetch?

We're gonna build a pupcake machine.
But I need some time.

[customer]
Where are my pupcakes?

I don't think we have much time.
The customers are restless.

[indistinct complaining]

[snapping]

But I know just who to ask for help!

I need some help.

Could you sing for the customers
until the pupcakes are ready?

-♪ Sure thing ♪
-♪ Scooch Pooch ♪

-♪ Mm, mm, pupcakes ♪
-♪ Tail-waggin' good, tail-waggin' ♪

♪ Tail-waggin' good ♪

[beatboxing]

♪ Mm, mm, pupcakes ♪

Yep, that'll work.

♪ Tail-waggin' good ♪

The Bake-o-matic is ready to go.
Ready, Scooch?

I think so.

[Tag]
Good, 'cause I already pressed the button.

[mechanical whirring]

[Barkapella beatboxing]

♪ Mm, mm, pupcakes ♪

-♪ Tail-waggin' good ♪
-[beatboxing]

♪ We got kibble chip, cookie dough
and biscuits and cheese ♪

-♪ Tail-waggin' good ♪
-[beatboxing]

♪ Simply bone, muddy puddle,
garbage and cream ♪

-♪ Tail-waggin' good ♪
-[beatboxing]

♪ Old shoe, tennis ball,
chunk of wood ♪

-♪ Should we wrap it up now? ♪
-♪ Yes, I think we should ♪

The pupcakes are ready!

-[crowd cheers]
-[dog] The pupcakes are ready!

[chomps]

[chomps]

[harmonizing]
♪ Ahhh! ♪

[sighs] That's everyone. We did it.

[chomps]

Now, we just have to clean up this mess.

[splatting]

The good news is we can ask for help.

Hey, you dogs! Anyone know how to clean up
a messy pupcake tent?

[all dogs barking]

-♪ Tail-waggin' good ♪
-[slurping]

-♪ Mm, mm, pupcakes ♪
-♪ Tail-waggin' good, tail-waggin' ♪

♪ Tail-waggin' good! ♪

Ooh! Whoa! Oh, my hat!

[thuds]

[Tag]
"Stink or Swim."

Greetings! As you know,
I'm Mayor Sniffington.

Welcome to beautiful Pawston Beach.

But as you can see,
it's not so beautiful right now.

[sniffs] Yes, it smells a bit like trash.

Because, you see, we made quite a mess at
last night's Kibble Nibble Food Festival.

And when the town of Pawston makes a mess,
what do we do?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Pick me!

[Mayor]
Yes, Frank?

We make a bigger mess?
Because messes are fun?

Ooh! Ooh! I was gonna say that, too.
Pick Me!

No, no, that's not right at all.
Anyone else? Tag?

We clean it up!

[Mayor]
That's right, we clean it up!

And since the beach is
for everyone to enjoy,

we all need to chip in to take care of it.

And whoever picks up the most trash
wins a prize!

[crowd]
Ooh!

All right, let's go!

Wait! You don't know
what the prize is yet.

The winner gets the beach
to themselves for a day!

[crowd]
Ooh!

Oh, good! You like the prize.
I was a little worried.

Please put your trash in the truck parked
on the beach, so that it can be recycled.

Any questions?

Can we go now?

What? Oh, right. Go, dogs, go!

[crowd cheers]

[dog chuckles]

Wow, Scooch.

Imagine what we'd do
with the beach all to ourselves.

I'm imagining it right now.

Beach ball party.
Exactly what I was thinking.

Great minds think alike.

We can't lose.
I added a garbage grabber to my scooter.

[mechanical whirring]

What do I do with these?

Start scoopin'!

[mechanical whirring]

[Scooch]
Close.

Not as close.

Got it!

Good scoopin', Scooch.
Now, let's find some more trash.

Messing things up is the best.

But cleaning things up?
The absolute worst! [groans]

Yeah! Look at this beautiful mess,
and we're ruining it!

So, let's stop cleaning and have some fun.
Say yes to the mess!

Good thinking, Frank!
Ooh! Look, a puppet. I wonder if he talks.

[as Platesy] Hiya, Beans.
I'm Platesy Plateington the third.

Do you wanna be my friend?

[as self]
Aah! The plate is talking to me!

Beans, you're doing that.

-I am?
-[as Platesy] Yeah, you are.

[as self] Oh. Right. [chuckles]

So, what do we do now?

Now, we get messy!

Yeah! Sorry, Platesy!

No trash in this area.

We need to search harder.
Deploying the bone-oculars.

-[mechanical whirring]
-[bone-oculars buzz]

-[Scooch] No trash.
-[bone-oculars buzz]

-No trash.
-[bone-oculars beep]

-[gasps] A ton of trash!
-[bone-oculars beep]

Paper plate pile-up ahead!

Great! I'll drive, you scoop.

Plates plucked.

Cups caught!

Napkins nabbed.

[gasps] Tag, you're not gonna believe it!

[bone-oculars beep]

Look at all that trash!

Beach Ball Day, here we come!

Let's grab that garbage.

Whoa-h*-h*! What are you doing?

We're cleaning up the beach,
like we're supposed to.

What are you doing?

We're playing a game!

Yeah. Trashketball.
And you're on our court.

Touchdown!

Nothing but tire!

Ugh!

So, you're not picking up the trash?

No, we're throwin' it down.
Right, Beans?

Uh-huh!

Yeah! Slam junk!

-Yes!
-Yes! Did you see that?

Guys, the beach is a mess.
And you're making it worse.

We're all supposed to clean it up.
Remember?

Cleaning up isn't fun,
but messes are a blast! Right, Beans?

Don't ask me.
Ask Platesy Plateington the third.

[as Platesy]
I'm not just a plate that talks,

I'm also a hat, and a steering wheel,
and a new best friend.

[as self]
Aw, Platesy.

Second best friend.

Fine. Keep the plate.

But we really need
to clean up the rest of it.

[gasps] Beans, defense!

Yuh!

-Unh!
-Yah!

-[Frank] Beans? Ah!
-[Beans] Frank?

[Tag]
Got it!

Thanks, guys.

Aw, man, they're good!

Don't worry, Beans.
There's plenty more mess on the beach.

Yay! Platesy's gonna get
a new brother or a sister!

[as Platesy]
Oh, boy!

Tag, look at all that trash we cleaned up.
You know what that means?

Of course.
I'm thinking about it right now.

Beach ball party, right?

Yep. Because no one
can stop us from winning now.

[Spike]
Hey, little sis.

You can skip that side of the beach,
we already cleaned up over there.

Spike, Gilber, and Cheddar Biscuit
are gonna out-trash us!

Bye-bye, beach ball bash.

Don't worry, pal. We'll catch up.

We just need more trash to recycle.

And I know how to find it!

-If we follow Frank and Beans,
-[Frank laughs]

we'll get all the trash we need to win.

Can we listen to beach music while we do?

What else would we listen to?

[both cheer]

Trash smash!

[both]
Trash splash!

[both]
Ugh!

[Frank groans]

[singing notes]

[both]
Trash smash!

-[singing notes]
-Sorry, guys, party's over.

Aw, they crashed our trash bash.

[seagulls cawing]

[groans] Frank,
they keep cleaning up our messes!

When's it gonna end?

-[groans]
-Easy there, easy there.

It's gonna be okay, Beans.
Ol' Franky's gonna find you more mess.

But where, Frank? Where?

There, Beans!
That truck is a mess on wheels.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Are you thinking about the circus?

Of course, I'm thinking about the circus.

But I'm also thinking
we just hit the mess jackpot!

Yay!

[Tag]
Hey, guys!

Did you pick up more trash than this?

Whoa! Not even close!

Wow, that's a lot of trash! Bravo, dogs!

Time to take out the trash.

How long have you been waiting
to say that?

All day.

[mechanical whirring]

[sighs] Look how clean that beach is.

Now, everyone can enjoy it.

Except us!
So, we're gonna mess it up again.

Hey, guys! How is it going?
Did you clean up a lot of beach?

Beans, stop talking trash
and start dumping it.

You got it! How do...

[Frank]
Press the button.

They wouldn't.

[chuckles] Oh, right, the button.

Oh, I believe they would.

[beeps]

[mechanical humming]

-Beans?
-What?

-We forgot to get out. Stop this thing!
-Oh!

Okay... how?

Press another button.

Ooh, I'll just press the green button
harder.

No!

[Frank and Beans]
Aah!

[splashes]

-Oh!
-Huh.

Oh, no! Frank and Beans
really messed up this time.

That's okay.
We cleaned up all the other messes,

we'll clean this one up too.

-Deploy doggie paddle mode!
-[beeps]

-[whooshes]
-[flapping]

-[clicks]
-Auto-lifejackets. Nice touch.

Frank, we're sinking!

I know. Beans, if we had just
cleaned up the mess on the beach,

we wouldn't be in this mess.

Yeah, we really messed up.

[as Platesy]
You sure did!

[as self]
Not now, Platesy!

Scooch, deploy grabber!

[mechanical whirring]

[clangs]

Frank and Beans,
climb across the grabber onto the scooter

before that dumpster sinks!

No! We can't leave the trash here.

We made this mess,
so we'll help clean it up.

You pull, we'll paddle.

[dogs on beach cheering]

Way to go, Tag and Scooch!

[bangs]

Oh, no! We're stuck! Now what?

Oh, no! They're stuck! Now what?

Now, we get a little help
from our friends.

Because when there's a mess in Pawston...

We clean it up.

[grunting]

[revving]

[creaking]

-[Scooch] It's working!
-Yay!

[dogs on beach cheering]

[sniffs] I love the smell
of a community working together!

And a special congratulations
to the dogs who cleaned up the most,

-Tag and Scooch!
-[crowd applauds]

As your prize,
you have the beach all to yourselves.

Thanks, Mayor Sniffington,
but we don't want the beach to ourselves.

You don't?

No, the beach
belongs to the whole community.

And now that it's clean,
everyone can enjoy it.

[crowd cheers]

[dance music playing]

Is the beach bash everything you imagined?

Yep, and more.

[both]
Beach ball bash!

Hey! You're making a mess!

[all laughing]

[theme music playing]